THIMBLE THEATRE
Dog Gone!
By E. C. SEGAR
r\ VAfA VER CVMLD,)
VJHf\T OOVft,^
CTHtNK OF MtL/
SECRET AGENT X-9
The G-Man Means Business!
By CHARLES FLANDERS
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shorty,
MORTALLY
WOUNDEt}
, polls.
^LACKIE
MARTIN"
MAKES
getaway
OONT LEAVE ME,I VOU'PE THROUGH' 1M
HE GOT
PWflV 1
LAMMING IT. 50 LONG
I DONT THINK 60-]
WHERE'S H-14 ?
J what's L
THE SIGNAL?
SEND UP ONE RED PND TWO
WHITE FLARES IMMEDIATELY
THAT SIGNAL WILL NOTIFY OUR MEN TO
BLOCK EVERY HIGH-WAV, EVERY COW-AOTH
AROUND HERE-HE CAN'T GET A WAV/
BLOND I E
Turning The Other Cheek.
By CHIC YOUNG
VOU GET BACK INI ^
BED AMD STOP ASKING
POP COOKIES OR
I LL SEND DADDY X
[ UP APTER VOU J
MAMA,CAN
I WAVE A
COOKIE ?
GEf BACK TO
BED—ITS WAV
APTER VDUR
V BEDTIME • >
IP YOU ASK
POP A COOKIE
ONCE MORE
I’LL GIVE ]
VOU A ' *
SPANKING \
! WELL, IP I
ASK POP A
SPANKING,
WILL VOU
GIVE ME A
COOKIE ?
HENRY
By CARL ANDERSON
down
V/ITH
[EVERYTHING
Competition In The Family!
By AD CARTER
JUST KIDS
WR DON'T LIKEN (OU,f
l *S-WOMEN- J \rU
SEBAPWIM-AN' 4-^
MABd'RV OONES MAS i
eJBS' SOT YOUR SISTER
TO BE _^
qNB* j \
HERB
A COMES
5EBAPMIM
O'TOOLE
S -NOW!
A 'S-WOMAN
ALSO! f-'
OW,
SPINACH!
ru.
PUT
STOP
• 1936, King Feature* Syndicate, Inc, World right* reserved
BBN' A 8-MANm f AN* X MBAR->j
IS AWRI6WT- VjMABJ'RY UAS
BUT I DON'T f/OOT ANGELICA
LIKE THE ,>/ O'TOOLE TO BE
IDEA OP
'<5 -WOMEN!
ITS A 60CO \
THINS TO KEEP
WOMEN! OISTTAj',
CERTAIN jSSsZJ
THINSS!
VOU\ / WERE
saidH comes
JT!/75SRAPUlM
}~T V NOW! r
OH, SPINACH! I'M GONNA
HAVE ANOTHER
> CONFERENCE
WITH HER <T
TOMOePOWLfi
WHAT DIDJA
TELL WER
SERAPHIM P
riLLIE THE TOILER
Mac’s Secret Loss.
By WESTOVER
J' U/flS, A
SHOCK
TO MAC
VUMIEN)
t»i_ue
THIS I'S TEKK4BLE -
TILUE VaJH_L MCViEe
MAI2RV MOVU
MOTHIW6 MATTERS MOVU
VMHV DID THIS HAVJE TO
S HAPPEN! TO ME ? T7
WHY VAJfclcfc: YOU SO LONfci AN5MI6R
IN<5 THE 'PHOME, MAC Z VAIE. FOUND
THE IRIN6__
\T UjA?
IN THE
PERCC
\_ATER.
itmuCt
HAVE
SUPPET
OFF ,,
MOTHER'S
FIMtfEP.
WJHILE
SHE WAS
WASHING
THE
CASHES.
TOO DON’T SOUND VERLY HAPPY
OVER- ME FINDIM6 My RUNS—OH.
VMELt_,YOU VNOOLOWT ONDEISSTAND
VOUNE NEVER LOST ANYTHING
OF
BtlTES SC Cam 1
JEEVES ! MADAm
IS MlSSlVC A Paii?
OF UE£ (JEST Silk
fc%f0CklVSS! A
FUNNY FABLES
Opposing r.tui
i WASOPTb*
■A -ToURNAME
jA 1URnE5i
■ no-hitc*i
• 1*14, King hunt* IfnAak. lot. WarM ngfct* r
SCOTTS SCRAPBOOK
by R. J. SCOT
4HiS « SAiD
-To Be MAN'S FIRST
METHOD ofTelLINC,
-TIME — 'flit SAME
PRINCIPLE. AS
-TtlAT oF-filE
SUN-EUAL.
. STrucTuRi.
InTMiS BARN-Lme.
AT GREAT BARRI*IG1&N,MASS., j
•The first alternating currextI
CAME To LIFE — from The
demonstrations made Here in
1866 BY WILLIAM STANLEY |
SPRANG THE WORLDS PRESENT
METHODS <?E "‘
GENERATING,
distributing
AMO APPLYING
electric pdaii
AW each cm
I4 men !
ftAIUi
omfm
MiNH%Q
Aug. j
'M
SYRIA LIKE? 1o SHoW **•
ITS MANV MOSLEM MINARETS
ON STAMPS * com'to^r. wn c»<t«a». «css associat.cn 10-27
COOK-COOS By Ted Cook
Now that the French govern
ment ha* helped French worker*
to gain higher wage*, the
French government ha* arranged
for cheap money with which the
employer* may pay them.
Which (implifie* everything
except wage* and money.
And the jargon of economilt*.
• e e
Little Willie — what a
geezer!—
Poshed Pa in the ice cream
freezer.
Mother said, “Son, you’re
a wow!
“Daddy’s in good humor
now!” —Doe.
* e e
Q. and A. DEPARTMENT
Dear Aunt Bella—
You’ve helped others; let’s
see if you can help me. I run
a grease joint and now custom
ers want cheese, lettuce, pickle
and mustard with a jitney sand
wich. How can l show a profit
If I give them all that?
—Discouraged.
Ana.—As 1 understand busi
ness methods, all you got to do
Is juggle the books.
—A. (“Big Executive”) Bella.
e e *
DAILY DOUBT
“The dumber you are the
better golf you# play nowaday*.
With the** new *et» of club*
you don't need
a variety o f
*hot* any more.
You matter
on* ttrok* —
the full swing
—and pick out the proper club.
If you are too dumb to do that,
the caddy usually can do it for
you.”—Jo* Kirkwood, Austra
lian trick shot artist.
• • •
More definition* from Dr.
Kornblum, St. Louis, for the
Caveat for Common-Cursetors,
or the Scoundrels’ Dictionary:
DOMINO BOX. To open the
mouth.
DOODLE. A silly fellow or
noodle.
DOODLE SACK. A bagpipe.
DROP ONE’S LEAF. To die;
this is very poetic, obviously
an allusion to the falling of
the leaves in Autumn.
DUB THE JIGGER. Open the
door.
DUTCH COMFORT. Thank
goodness it is no worse.
DUTCH CONCERT. Where
everyone plays or sings a dif
ferent tune.
DUTCH FEAST. Where the en
tertainer gets drunk before hit
. guests.
WHO WRITES THE
JACKET BLURBS!
■J
Who writes the blurb on t!
jacket — the jacket of
look!
It must be a pent
From a side-show tent—
A gold-toothed fella benes
an umbrella — an ee
come-on crook.
“Delicious.” “Intrigtunf
and “Precious"—
Are favorites words for t
cover sneeze;
Words that wigele and wor
that prance
Like a clip-joint spieler boo;
ing a dance— .
A dance which he hints is
yond the pale,
And done with a tan fro®
humming bird s tail.
The jackets on hooks b<
bring a blush
To the author who
like syrup and musn;
But jackets on honks, an «
thor must know, _
Are writ to clip suckers aw
from their dough.
And why
wise
do
•xov.cn, pc*
Fall for brutal, no^oi^
While women
can
Often hook an
all-right
Simile— ,,4
Hit brow urinkltd
elephant's pants- *
FAMOUS LAST W°EDS
You look all r|; w
iorse, Wilber:. Fu < -
ont look so eno“ 'olD
n him.
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