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Fatherly Affection!
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By CHARLES FLANDERS
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Pardon My Oxford Accent.
By CHIC YOUNG
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BEDSPREAD WITH
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REALLY,DEAR
HENRY
By CARL ANDERSON
JUST KIDS
A Full Explanation.
By AD CARTER
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Facing Bare Facts.
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COOK-COOS
European observer says all «
Continental statesmen should be
forced to spend sis months in
America "in order to hear
laughter again, and escape from
their grim attitude of despair."
The trouble is, they might also
escape with portfolios stuffed
with American loans.
And then American statesman
would have to hurry over to
Europe to find laughter.
And they’d have to spin
around, pretty fast to see what
was going on behind their hacks.
• • •
Little Willie, artful bloke,
Copped a dime from. Papa’s
poke.
Ma slapped him good, said,
“Learn your lesson;
“You lay off, that’s my con
cession.”
—Ha Hon Powell.
• • •
. Snappy comeback, 1936—
Samuel Goldwyn: “I’ll male* it
a great piece of art.”
George Bernard Shaw:
“That’s just the trouble. All
you think of is art, and all I
think of 1s money.’*
• • •
Thirty-third conrention of the
Beauty and Barber Supply In
stitute deplores the passing of
the sharing mug.
This news comes as a distinct
shock to ereryone who enjoys a
Tom ft Jerry.
see
LET’S TALK ABOUT ME
A I1C WUU*
der of this <
age is that 1
you have
found me."—
Adolph Hitler.
VAGABONDES’
DICTIONARY (1610)
A IACKMAN—A Iackman is he
(hat can write and reade, and
sometime speak Latin. He
Tseth to make eonnterfaite
licenses which they call Gybes,
and sets to Seales, in their
Ungnage called Iarkes.
A 8WYGMAN — A Swygman
(oeth with a pedlar’s pack.
A IVASHMAN—A Washman is
called a Palliard, but not of
the right making. He Tseth
to lye in the hye way with
lame or sore legs or armes to
beg. These men ye right Pal
liards will often times spoile,
but they dare not compiayu.
They be bitten with Spick -
worts, A sometimes with rats
bane.
By Ted Coo
NEWS FROM AWAY 0U
THERE IN FRONT
Confuted architect* ere ■
sent-mindedly sticking f*«P
into pencil *h»rpener«,
meaningless line* on telepk*
directories end toiling is
sleep, es a reiult of a manife
from J. Homer Ginsberg, fw
ionable induitrisl designer- A
dressing the Ru*h OnwerdGro
of the American Architect*
Association, Gimberg f1*J” 1
mossbacks and prorincial »M
mentalists for not modernist
trees. , t .«
"As a matter of fact. •
Ginsberg, “tree* should either,
abandoned or modernised,
can be covered with tin, itm
with aluminum pain* #r *
synthetically m a n u f s e tw
Everybody know* that old-fu
ioned trees are not »ymm*tne
bare parasite* end, I »■ 1
take years to grow. A un
chromium tree could be W™
out in mass production **•
only a slightly higher eo.t, “
could be designed to fit 1
the concept* of adrsnced tW
ers like myself ” , .
Mr. Ginsberg, who i» f**
admired by front-runner* i«
field, won futher P«'“«‘
wearing tin »p»t* »*
tut July.
* * •
Simile—
As full of .elf-expl™*"0"'
A •elf-made man.
• • •
“Mainland.” by Gilbert S«M*
should be
Required reading for cynic!
It turns you around and of’***
door , ■ tki
And lets you *ef thmj
you ain’t »een before.
Simile— . , ,, j
Pallid a* a politician •
IMOUS LAST
don’t bfUfT? I’D
is booths are so
At the ero** read*.