THIMBLE THEATRE Punch-Proof. By E. C. SEGAR f MS'*/!'DON'T RUN kVJW, i POPWM » SNA V€R €>OH-VJf\\T! -- I NNfT SO SORE AteOOT ve BEIN' ^jr ME SON. --V5T A ^humph sees ve kin' TftKE »T- \ GUESS S ^R SON ALL -RIGHT / STILL —IF VC WfVb' .He son ve'o kfw/e HE BfcCk /or f^RE WE ONE OF\ THEM BLftRSTED) GEN'LEMEN SlOftBS < , VJICH DON'T beueve ) -njU SIGHTIN'? J SECRET AGENT X-9 The G-Man Gets His Man. By CHARLES FLANDERS And BtaCKIE MdKTN‘5' OIN JOK/,6 oll r«wt; martin, come out witm yout? . HOND6 UP OR WE LL BLAST VOU TD PIECES' THE/PE OLL VEUJOW WHEN ] CO&NERED' dontt shoot/ PLEASE DONT SMOOTfj \ // 'ft A6 X-9 ARRIVES pBLACKIE MARTIN, IN THE NOME OF THE FEDEAAL BUREAU OF/ INVESTIGATION,I ARREST MDU AS A FUGITIVE FROM 3USTICE f . a !% B LON DI E She Can Wear ’Em In A Pinch, By CHIC YOUNG r1 THCYt2E A ^ uttue too small. ID PEEL A LOT WORSE, PASSING UP A BARGAIN LIKE, THAT' HENRY By CARL ANDERSON i FREE* LITERATURE INSIDE Li ISr. 1 JUST KIDS He Wasn’t Figuring On That. By AD CARTER MOM -YUM' KMOW I'M A, *& -MAN? NOW-NtAWa MAN- SOLVE THOSE PROBLEMS YOU HAVE TO TILLIE THE TOILER Driven To Desperation. By WESTOVER IS VaIEAR IM6 A WI6 ucW TfcfcEEP "TtLUE FR-OM FIMDIK16 OOT HE Lost h»s HA\R /o 3c > DON'T KNOW VJHATVS THE matter vnitw mac_ me DIDN'T SHOW UP AT THE SHOP ALU DAV-OH, MAW BE THAT'S H\M KlCMJ~ VaiWV. MAC, VcXJ'Re \A1EAR1W6 'Yooie HA\te /A t>iFF=maEMT vuAy ^ - - ■■■■■■ .... — YE/VH \ THOUSHT ,YOO'C> U>CE »T FOR >V CHAMfiE OH, MUMSV—\Al\l_l_ VOO PLEASE E>R.|M<S ME MV PURST? t WANT To CTOMB MAC'S HAH2 OOT THE WAV He oset> to wear. \T j Heavens ABOVE } WHAT A>US HIM FUNNY FABLES 1 SCOTTS SCRAPBOOK r °N LAND AS AT SEA A WHITE CLOTH CALL'S fOR HELP — TeLEPHONELESS RESIDED ©F LOWER CURRITUCK COUNty 3 NORTH CAROLINA, HANCJ DISTRESS Signals on fences FOR PR,WILLIAMT,<;ri44 LUXEMBOURG \ w\TL.’ OANIEL 06F0&-I660-I73I-, English journalist AMD AUTHOR. OP “R.O&INSON CRUSOC “ wAS NOT only A writer OF RENOWN,BUT"A DIPLOMA^ Soldier , Hosiery Salesman a spy, a brick maker, A JOURNALIST, ATrAV£Lit AND AN ECONOMIST"— He is said To Be-the father of the modern INCOME <K*. LUXEMBOURG . advertises rrs / -- ATTRACTIVENESS v*"« .1 H.«hIN|LJWI ne Cliupc t — L«irMMF, (ON fectiu) •Y ns> V'AMIO * lo-jo woman. •*» ontwa ns asikiatiom Mullein a Provided wio FOR CREEK AN roman lamp; seeps HAVE CIV SPANIARDS A Pci To STuPEFy fisn( the UniTed staTi iTHAS BEEN USEI Treat catarrh DYSENTERY, ANDfN hairs OF rrs LEAVI HAVE LINED HUMMii Birds'nests — »j The plant m, now regarded as , nuisanc COOK-COOS “By their effort to become « mao’* equal at cocktail bars,” says the Rev. Christian Reisner, “women have become cheap and indelicate.” Indelicate, maybe. But not cheap. "Once,” says the Rev. Reisner, “women were the strongest in fluence in this world.” That’s an understatement. T- - Little Willie told his cousin, His kind were a dime a dozen. Ma said, “Will, why in crea tion Do you favor such inflation t” —Mike Riley and Ed Farley. CLUB NEWS (Lam&r. Mo., Democrat.) The Pleasant Valley Com munity Club met at the home of Mrs. Brand. The meeting was held a day ahead of the regular time because of so many want ing to attend the Fall Festival at Lamar. The club sang "Ol’ Black Joe” after which Cecile Wheeler gave us. a test in our long forgotten geography by having us name the capitals of all the States. Mrs. Brown won first and Feme Stratton the booby prize. Our next meeting will be with Mrs. Brown, and Mrs Murphy and Mrs. Wheeler are the game leaders for next time. Simila in a Uttar from Gaorga Barnard Shaw to Samual Gold wyn— “Hollywood mind* hi.* no more conception of telling • •tory then a blind puppy of com posing a symphony." Old G. B. S. could have a lot of fun — shooting butterflies with a shotgun, and swatting flies with a sledge hammer. • * * OUR DAILY DOUBT “The unique thing about the monetary agreement between the United States, G r e at Britain and France, that nobody signed any thing, but each has confidence in the other.”— Secretary Morgenthau. neni oecween ins It’s worth trying. Certainly it wouldn't be logical to l,ave much confidence If (pc irone tary agreements were signed. Perhaps Mr. Morgeuthan means that the United States can at least be confident that Great Britain and France v/oii’t break a signed agreemsut if it's j aet signed. . . • "Umicb art alt ri'jht t.t ! their place,” tillers the lit. \ tier. Wiley,"but they usually ; rum the place.” i BUT YOU CAN’T GET ’EM, EVEN FROM SEAK Oh, gimme a gai—a worn A movie star will do; She must be in the best i health, And swear she’ll love me trni I ’ll give her half, or all T ear If she’ll but give me half ( her’n. Kornblum, St. Loan, far " Caveat or Common Corset* or Scoundrel*‘ Dictionary. BEAK—I clapp'd mr P«*»* fall of tears, and the old b** set me free. . BEEF—To cry beef; to rlw « alarm. They have cried t» on us. BEESWAX—Cheese BELCH—All sort* of beer. BELLY CHEAT—An apron. COSTARD—The head 111 *ml your costard. I’ll give T** knock on the head. COW JUICE—Milk COW’S BABY—A calf CRAB SHELLS—Shoes. • • • * Civilisation in the U S A. I. deeper and wider than often say. gal— —Stan Stanton. Afore definitione from B irnli/iffit. St. LoUH. f ®f ” • • • SOCIAL NOTE Forty **«eoad P*™21*1

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