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By CHIC YOUNG
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By CARL ANDERSON
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3 NORTH CAROLINA,
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Signals on fences
FOR PR,WILLIAMT,<;ri44
LUXEMBOURG
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OANIEL 06F0&-I660-I73I-,
English journalist
AMD AUTHOR. OP
“R.O&INSON CRUSOC “ wAS
NOT only A writer OF
RENOWN,BUT"A DIPLOMA^
Soldier , Hosiery Salesman
a spy, a brick maker,
A JOURNALIST, ATrAV£Lit
AND AN ECONOMIST"—
He is said To Be-the
father of the modern
INCOME <K*.
LUXEMBOURG .
advertises rrs / --
ATTRACTIVENESS v*"« .1 H.«hIN|LJWI
ne Cliupc t — L«irMMF, (ON fectiu)
•Y ns> V'AMIO * lo-jo woman. •*» ontwa ns asikiatiom
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Provided wio
FOR CREEK AN
roman lamp;
seeps HAVE CIV
SPANIARDS A Pci
To STuPEFy fisn(
the UniTed staTi
iTHAS BEEN USEI
Treat catarrh
DYSENTERY, ANDfN
hairs OF rrs LEAVI
HAVE LINED HUMMii
Birds'nests — »j
The plant m, now
regarded as ,
nuisanc
COOK-COOS
“By their effort to become «
mao’* equal at cocktail bars,”
says the Rev. Christian Reisner,
“women have become cheap and
indelicate.”
Indelicate, maybe. But not
cheap.
"Once,” says the Rev. Reisner,
“women were the strongest in
fluence in this world.”
That’s an understatement.
T- -
Little Willie told his cousin,
His kind were a dime a dozen.
Ma said, “Will, why in crea
tion
Do you favor such inflation t”
—Mike Riley and Ed Farley.
CLUB NEWS
(Lam&r. Mo., Democrat.)
The Pleasant Valley Com
munity Club met at the home
of Mrs. Brand. The meeting was
held a day ahead of the regular
time because of so many want
ing to attend the Fall Festival
at Lamar. The club sang "Ol’
Black Joe” after which Cecile
Wheeler gave us. a test in our
long forgotten geography by
having us name the capitals of
all the States. Mrs. Brown won
first and Feme Stratton the
booby prize. Our next meeting
will be with Mrs. Brown, and Mrs
Murphy and Mrs. Wheeler are
the game leaders for next time.
Simila in a Uttar from Gaorga
Barnard Shaw to Samual Gold
wyn—
“Hollywood mind* hi.* no
more conception of telling •
•tory then a blind puppy of com
posing a symphony."
Old G. B. S. could have a lot
of fun — shooting butterflies
with a shotgun, and swatting
flies with a sledge hammer.
• * *
OUR DAILY DOUBT
“The unique thing about the
monetary agreement between the
United States,
G r e at Britain
and France,
that nobody
signed any
thing, but each
has confidence in the other.”—
Secretary Morgenthau.
neni oecween ins
It’s worth trying. Certainly
it wouldn't be logical to l,ave
much confidence If (pc irone
tary agreements were signed.
Perhaps Mr. Morgeuthan
means that the United States
can at least be confident that
Great Britain and France v/oii’t
break a signed agreemsut if it's j
aet signed.
. . •
"Umicb art alt ri'jht t.t !
their place,” tillers the lit. \
tier. Wiley,"but they usually ;
rum the place.” i
BUT YOU CAN’T GET
’EM, EVEN FROM SEAK
Oh, gimme a gai—a worn
A movie star will do;
She must be in the best i
health,
And swear she’ll love me trni
I ’ll give her half, or all T ear
If she’ll but give me half (
her’n.
Kornblum, St. Loan, far "
Caveat or Common Corset*
or Scoundrel*‘ Dictionary.
BEAK—I clapp'd mr P«*»*
fall of tears, and the old b**
set me free. .
BEEF—To cry beef; to rlw «
alarm. They have cried t»
on us.
BEESWAX—Cheese
BELCH—All sort* of beer.
BELLY CHEAT—An apron.
COSTARD—The head 111 *ml
your costard. I’ll give T**
knock on the head.
COW JUICE—Milk
COW’S BABY—A calf
CRAB SHELLS—Shoes.
• • • *
Civilisation in the U S A.
I. deeper and wider than
often say.
gal—
—Stan Stanton.
Afore definitione from B
irnli/iffit. St. LoUH. f ®f ”
• • •
SOCIAL NOTE
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