THIMBLE THEATRE
An Unintended Compliment.
By E. C. SEGAR
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A G-Man In Deep Water.
By CHARLES FLANDERS
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Beauty And The Beast.
By CHIC YOUNG
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DONT WANT TO BE ASHAMED
OP ME. DO YOU ?
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JUST KIDS
Mayor Trelawney Takes Stock.
By AD CARTER
MR. SMYTWE-I WAVE SOME
THIN® IMPQBTANIT TQ TELL
-WHEN YCXJR FATHER-IN
L^W, MR. ELTING, TURNED
THIS FACTORY OVER TO
YOU - PERHAPS YOU DIDN'T
KNOW THAT 1 OWN FIFTY
ONE PERCENT OF THE
STOCK-AND NOW YOU'RE
THROUGH-BECAUSE I’M
PUTTING MR. GTEBBINS
IN YOUR PLACE*, r
TILLIE THE TOILER
Mac Registers Zero.
By WESTOVER
YCU'EE WOT “THE MAC l BECAME E*H
(SAflED TO—>ltXJ COMB youfe HAlT*.
DVFFEtiENT—YOU'RE MOT THE De^OTEO
l_CNSi VbU VAJERE —\wHV, VOU EVEW
[AVO\Q ME MOW—VQO'g.E TOST A
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DISCOVERER, of NEW ZEALAND,
SCOn'S SCRAPBOOK;
.by R. J. Seoul
7%/Ncess
CM^RLoTTk.,
WIFE oF ALEXIS,
SON OF PETER
-rSt 0A EAT, SHOULD
HAVE BEEN CZARINA
OF RUSSIA- BUT SHE
LIVED MOSToF HtR
LIFE IN LOUISIANA
IN A HISTORICAL
Hoax , she "died and
was BURIED" IN
RUSSIA , BUI' ACTUALLY
lived in -rut united state?
WITH HER CHILDHOOD
WITH HER CHILDHOOD
SWEETHEART for
MANY YEARS
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palm n«e
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Resembles
Both
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COOK-COOS ByTedCook I
University of Iowa’s Daily •
Iowan is campaigning to estab
lish a night club on the campus,
so parents and faculty would at
least know whore students are.
That is a good plan. But it
might he easier to move the
university to a night club.
Instructors could dance with
the co-eds and try to educate
them by whispers.
Perhaps a compromise plan
might be arranged. Decorate
campus laboratories with lan
terns and paper festoons and put
an orchestra in the corner.
And let the boys and girls do
their written work on table
cloths. • • •
Little Willie, with a mop,
Tripped his daddy (what a
flop!).
Ma, smiling, asked from out
the hall,
“Did you enjoy your trip last
fall?”
—Huge De Marche.
In Yugoslavia a man has been
located who will eat two Bel
grade newspapers for forty
cents.
Maybo he’s a chronic letter
to-the-editor writer—and now he
has to eat his words.
• • •
Q. and A. DEPARTMENT
Dear a. Bella:
Was your first husband a
steady drinker7 —Curious.
Ans.—An unsteady drinker.
—A. Bella.
• • •
Hospital Association plans a
nigh pressure campaign to offer
hospital service, when needled, to
people who pajr seven ceAs a
day, sick or well, the year
around.
Maybe they could charge
more, but permit a man, while
• healthy, to hold hands with
the nurses.
• • •
VAGABONDES'
dictionary (1610)
A PRATER. A frater goeth wyth
• to beg for lone
Spittlehouse or Hospital. Their
Pray it commonly vpon poore
women as they go and come to
the markets.
A QUIRE BIRD. A Quire Bird is
one that came lately out of
prison. St goeth to seek aer
uice. He is commonly a stealer
of horses, which they terme a
Prig gar of Paulfreys.
A PALLIARD. A Palliard is he
that goeth In a patched eloke.
and hy* Doxy goeth in like
SDueraU,
TODAY’S NEWS
PICTURE
Now that the campaign ill
over, men who worked hard!
and long in it are preparing!
for a much needed rest. J.I
Ambergris Doakes (above1,1
considered the most energetiil
news reel hisser of either!
party, announced that hs|
would spend this evening >t|
home repairing a leaky valval
on a steam radiator. He will!
then retire to Sulphur Sprines!
Mud Baths to rest until toil
Spring of 1940, when he mill
again take up his work wherel
he left off last night.
• • •
ALMOST HUMAN
(Lost and round—Classitiwl
DOG, female Peke. white *1
cream parti color, heavy J
has glandular trouble. fistul»|
& mastoid: recent operarosj
needs attention now: answenj
“Ching.” Vic Hollywoodianai
Sun. Reward HE. 1281.
Si mil* from Daw Monahan
Full of dimple. «• »
in a storm.
• • •
oR NOT
BELIEVE IT
“H o 1 1 y
wood is just a
small town. In
Hollywood, i?
you go out
with a girl, it gets w
papers,
movie star.
rvotc in thtl
Robert Taylor, I
FAMOUS LAST W0*0®
This Is the last t‘»f' J*
gonna tell yon, lady,thi .
don’t write taTjnj
You stamp It with this
thing.
rontent. M«rrb»niUj. ,
.miurtf kir If
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