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Bosom Pals.
By E. C. SEGAR
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A G-Man’s Parallel Plans.
By CHARLES FLANDERS
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JUST KIDS
The Children’s Hour.
By AD CARTER
TILLIE THE TOILER
That’s The Rub,
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COOK-COOS
The court* have been asked .
to decide a controversy said to
involve several song writers—
and thus settle, once and for all,
wbo wrote “The Prisoner’s
Song.”
If the courts do decide, the
guy will probably try to wiggle
out of it. —. ■
It might be simpler justice to
give them all the limit, and let
it go at that.
More definitions from Dr.
Kornblum, St. Louis, for the
Caveat for Common Cursetors,
or Scoundrels’ Dictionary.
BABES IN THE WOODS—Criminals ta
the stocks, er pUlorr.
BACK-BITER—One who slanders another
behind his back. 1. a. In his absence.
Bis bosom friends are become his back
biters
BACON-FACED—mil-fared.
BAG OF NAILS—He squints like a bay
of nails, I. e. his eyes are directed
aa many ways ns the points of a bag
of nails.
BAKER-KNEED — One whose knees
knock together In walking, aa If knead
ing dough.
BANG UP (Whip)—Quite the thing.
Well done. Complete. Dashing. In a
handsome style.
BARREI. FEVER—Be killed himself by
drinking i he died of barrel foTsr.
• • a
Little Willie, feeling happy,
Swung a golf club at his
Pappy.
Papa ducked, and Ma yelled
“Fore!”
So Willie let him have three
more. —Les Leftwich.
HIGH LIFE IN LAMAR.
(LMiKr, Mo.* Democrat.)
The boys around town have
had something to talk about all
week, it’s something that hap
pened at the carnival. The first
part of the week, the Interest
seemed to center around the
stand on the north side, where
a shower of what looks like golf
balls shoot up in the air, from a
sort of counter. Friday evening,
an elderly man lost several dol
lars on the wheel of fortune
Someone told us that the old
boy had lost twenty-seven dol
lars. But as the story pro
ceeded, he lost several bucks,
and then on the test that drove
him out of the game, the player
was told that he’d get twenty
seven dollars if he’d plank down
seven and a half. He didn’t
nave but tfve left. There was
* good deal of talk about the
wrestling tent. No local grap
Pler appeared the first night or
two, whereupon the announcer
is said to have made a number
of disparaging remarks regard
ing Lamar’s yellowness and lack
Mrrnl01; The next ^Ght Nig
on OIe WS Pvt
backs of all the Carnival
wrestlers on the mat, vastly to
the dcl ght of the crowd. Friday
night, however, the beys tell us
didn’t have such aoou
By Ted Cook
MEN WHO MAKE AMER
ICA WHAT IT IS
TODAY
This is big, broad, forward
looking Sam Doakes, who has
devoted his life to modern
plumbing. As president of
the Doakes Improved Slippery
Bathtub Corporation, he save
that he does not believe the
results of the recent election
can make much difference in
the long run. “America will
go right ahead,” he says, “re
gardless of the party in power.
We’re going to forget politic*
in our concern, and try to con
centrate on building slippier
bathtubs. We were first to
remove the curled edges which
gave people something to gran
when they slipped. Then we
depressed bathtubs, so they d
have further to fall. Introduc
tion of the rubber bath mat
was a problem for a while.
we bought out the rubber mat
people, and now manufacture
mats that skid. This year we
will offer $10,000 in prizes tn
the people who break the nw
ribs while using our products.
J. C. Black, dininp ear
who won $3,600 .» »>>• h
Sweepstake*, say*. m 1
to buy a farm for *ec
father has one in North
lina and doesn’t ha»« to w , ,
Doesn't have to worry
what? About what to do *
$3,600? ...
Milestone on the Pa,>'
civilization— ,r»ct
"When she kiss??. Mw w
hardly disturbs her ma«
All I pot to do before the w,
scene Is replace a dlvp,v Jm0r.
there.” — WaUev Westro°
movie makeup man.
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FAMOUS LAST W°RD*
If we’re rot h®’r‘
is always order the dee.
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