THIMBLE THEATRE
Water Off A Duck’s Back.
By E. C. SEGAR
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ROCKS AGAIN AN THEM
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AN SMOKE ME
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JOS' PEACE
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By CHARLES FLANDERS
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By CARL ANDERSON
Genevieve Hasn't A Leg To Stand On!
By AD CARTER
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A Fertile Spot,
By WESTOVER
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HE WALKS UP TfiE
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COOK- COOS By Ted Cook
TEST FOR NEUROTICS
T h e t e § i t e determine
whether yew ere nemretie con
ti *ti of omtworing m few eimple
ooettione."
—Dr. Looit £. Bitch.
I— Ara yo« afraid ta moot
people ?
Answer: Yes. Althongh I’m
fond
Of almost any ribald blonde,
I dart away and rnn for life
For fear, by chance, I’ll meet
ray wife.
II— Da yarn faal depressed ?
Answer: I’m depressed, all
right.
Sitting home night after
night,
Weighted down by doubts and
wishes—
Can’t even budge to help do
dishes!
HI—Ara yaa diaaatiifiad ?
Dissatisfied I Good gracious,
yes!
My life’s askew — an awful
mess!
Migraine headaches, and
about
Everything from pip to gout. '
IV—Da you like foelith thief*1
Doctor Bisch! You’rs being
silly
Asking questions, willy-nilly.
Foolish things can get front
me
Flowers, furs and hosiery!
V—Do yon indulge in »elf-pi*jt
I feel sorry as can be
For nobody—excepting me;
If that’s neurotic, Mister —
well,
Just show me to my padded
cell.
Willie smeared some jelly in
Daddy’s collar. With a grin
Ma said, “Bravo, precious
lamb!
“Now we’ve got Pop in a
jam.” —Dick Porter.
• * *
VAGABONDES’
DICTIONARY (1610)
COMMITOUR OF TIDINGES.
Commitour of lilinfti it bo
that it ready to brine bit
maitter notiela and tidinges,
wheather they be true or
falte. Thit it a tale bearer
knaue, that wyll report words
tpoken in hit maittert pret
ence. —
GYLE HATHER. Gyle Hather
it he, that wyll stand by hit
ntiatrr when he it at dinner,
and bid him beware that ha
cate no raw meate, because
he would eate it himtelfe.
This it a piekthanke knaue.
that would make hit maitter
heleue that the cewe it
weode.
• • •
One day of every year Japa
nese Husbands do the* housework
and let their wives dictate.
That's a courteous thing to do.
American women might try
some such gesture—let the hus
bands dictate one day each year.
la Springfield, Mao., phrii
ciaaa are pnaaled by a maa wb*
baa dozed for ten year*, and *!■
though ho amohea a pipe «•*
aita in an arm chair, he wilt eat
answer question*.
Maybe he is merely prarticiai
for a bureaucratic job in Walk'
ington.
Or a position in an informa
tion bureau.
Or it may be the pip« k*
amohea. -
Ha may not answer queitio"*'
but you can bet be know* now
to ask for a match.
. . •
STATE OF THE UNION
HOLLYWOOD—Patricia Elii*
contend* that
a h e ha* the
j largest collec
tion of frater
| nity pins of
I any film at
i tress—sixty-three.
THAT’S TELLING 'EMI
l Drama Pace I'.-m ' .
Clark Gable threw hark hi'
dark, handsome head—
ing a neck-line on which •
tiny ridge of fat is acciirrn a •
ing—bared his white. fiasl\n‘
teeth, laughed and said. ■ ■
no. You don't catch me -3
way."
FAMOUS LAST W05DS
Don't look now Mrs.
son, but they're talking at*
you.
Klu«e well l»c/ote
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