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The Boy They Can’t Forget.
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The G-Man Shows His Colors.
By CHARLES FLANDERS
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COOK-COOS ByTedCook I
Health Commissioner Rice, of
Manhattan, says 2,300 milk cow*
are being kept within tha limits
of New York City.
Wo always suspected! tho
movies were giving ns a false
idea about what goes on in those
pent houses.
It’s sensible. You dlon’t have
to buy a cow any pearl neck
laces.
And tkey don’t sue you for
whatever it is chorus girls sue
for.
It must be a great satisfaction,
too, for a Wall street man to be
able to look his wife in the eye
and say, “All I’m keeping is a
cow."
• • •
“Politicians are smart, all
right,” says Genevieve, the
kitchen cynic. “They always
say what they think .the
people think they ought to be
thinking. ”
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Little Willie tried to cook
From a French chef’s cooking
book;
Made some broth for Papa’s
joy.
Mom said, “Some sovprise,.
my boy!”-Ethel Blame.
• • •
Simile—
Numerous at antiques collect
ing antiques.
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VACABONDES
DICTIONARY (1610)
TROLL AND TROLL BY—Troll
and troll by is he that setteth
naught by no man, nor no
man by him. This is he that
would be are rule in a place,
and hath none authority nor
thanke. & at last is thrust
onto doore like a knaue.
TilOLL WITH—Troll with is he
that no man shall know the
seruaunt from Ye Maister.
This knaue with his cap on his
head lyke Capon hardy wyll
syt downe bT his maister. or
els go cheeke by cheeke with
him in the streets.
TROLL HAZARD OF ' "TACE—
Troll harard of trace is he
that goetli behynde his
maister as tar as he may tr*
liytu. Such kuaues comniaolv
vse to buy splcecakes. app'rs,
*• other trifles, and doo rate
them as they go In (hr streetes
lyke vaeabonde boyes.
NICE SEATS WE GOT
Not a word in British p»]
Tells of Mrs. Simpson
capers!
The papers here, they atri
to please us;
Tell us every time she snei
If she goes, at four, to tea,
It’s cabled here, to us,
three—
It's a cinch that we I,
Spring,
Know her better than
King!
Miltttont on iht path t* *•*
nation—
NEW YORK — tlnderrrtd
ates at New York Unlvemwr
demanding Insurance for J0*
ball players to take can of ■
injured until restored to non
health, or to protect a stwj*J
future if he is permanently
jured.
However, if the Tows*
plan ever goe» through it
automatically lake care et ■
college football player* bf
time they graduate.
What tha college* »ho»M *
plan social ju.tice for the
leader*. They mu.t »uff*r "
St. Vitu* dance for year*.
"For every
scene in a
moving p i c
ture worth
wit nessing,”
says Gene
vieve, the
kitchen cynic,
"there are a
dozen worth
test ifying
against. ”
FAMOUS LAST *<*!*
Come on no*. Letr
either tak- reur
(he table or ™ ,a*
rhoes off.
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