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THIMBLE THEATRE Heels Over Head In Love. By E. C. SEGAR r VJEU.TELL'EM TO SVJIM SACK- COME OK, POPPA, LE'S GET 7 HMM- THEN MUST UKE VA. VJEV.L, \ NAM 6LA0 THEN H\M NOT FOUWOW VA mm SECRET AGENT X-9 The G Man’s Stagger System. By CHARLES FLANDERS POOM PNP BOAPD n POE THE' NIGHT WHAT DO VOO VOPNT, TO JACK y-9 PAVS VISIT V& 6LM& PLflSTEPED. ] V/HflTs] 1 l‘M but Spry'S ss^—rvDUP th HE WANTS I PPCKET ^A-— A ROOM » P^ls^rTV I JH I JTif ] 1 IfOg BLONDIE Watch Out! By CHIC YOUNG HENRY By CARL ANDERSON JUST KIDS A Question Not To Be Sneezed At! By AD CARTER SOD BLESS YOU-MOM'. !J Offht* rttti vt4 £ IVjfe, Khi( ‘Pea*ci« oyndnuu, In< TILLIE THE TOILER A Difference Of Opinion. By WESTOVfiR THE GREAT HAIR RAISING MYSTERY TILLIES KISSES ON MACS RESPONSIBLE FOB HlS HAIR SBOMUNS OUT ? WALLY WHIPPLE—. STILL MAC'S retVAl- FOJ2. TILL-IE'S HAKJD, HAD THIS TO "SAY /AUU THIS V, TALK ABOUT til lie's kisses <5V20WIM6 HAIE ON) THAT SHORT WAVE'S DOME IS ceAzy— MAC is still as bald as a doorknob and i’ll prcwe in DR. De BUNVOT—FAMOUS SCIENTIST AND UAO)RAU.<ST;ix^EOlTooT~tHtSW^ ‘'07? /the IDEA OFA 1 <F 'VX '4 KISS MAKINS HAIR <5 ROW IS ABSURD^ "THE PACT THAT Me. MaCOOUSAU- has the same head of Hair- in appearance that he had before He was supposed have been baud PROMTS THAT ACT- ' UAL.HV HE WAS NEMSR Bald, but that a certain dve made i HIS HAIR INVISIBLE ! TILLIE IS BEING SWAMPED WITH j ' letters prom baldheaded admirers U^TENTC TVMS, MAC - 1AM A MILLIONAIRE IOZ YEARS OLD AND KAYE BEEN BALD SINCE Hood—won't you BE STOW >0012 MAGIC KISS ON My DOME SOI WONT PASS ON VNITHOOT LEA/INS AT LEAST ONE HEIR- ?—HE SPELLED A GAG-I THE WHOLE THINS (P A SCOTl S SCRArbOOK lx "fitl Ifct? Cl' <aoves wtot of Such DeucmV leather That'a i coulo be Put"w *• r SHtj Loss of Sleep is said -To have. CAUSED NAPoU-ON'4 DEFEAT at WATERLOO - -The EMPEROR <jave CONFUSING ORDERS BECAUSE OF FATicuEjifl •'XiAQO&e One HorsePoWEP^ AN ARBlTRARy STANDARD of work Determined By WATT, 14The EHERqY PE<?UIREP To RAISE 33iOOO Pounds one foot MI<«H PER MINUTE.- a HORSEPOWER. IN FRANCE IS SLiCHIXy i_E$S ^*'S HAWft] •$fA.Mp , i$ weft < i ,6oo i COnr«»CHt i9|6 OVt-rai Pdf's ASSOCiAfiOK //•{ COOK-COOS By Ted Cook PRE-VIEW OP GIGANTIC PLANS FOH 1937) STORED UP ENERGIES OF DEPRESSION YEARS I WILL BE UNLEASHED BY MASTER MINDS etc in <hwic i vi American* during 1937! Many leaders, old and new, who have been restrained through depres sion years, are ready to unleash pent-up energies — launch new ideas. It is our pleasure to per mit some of these men to ex plain their proposed ventures. We therefore turn our facilities over today to Mr. Probus B. Hackheimer, who will explain (in quite a lot more words than necessary) just what he pro poses to do. Mr. Hackheimer— "Thank you” (this is the voice of Probus B. Hackheimer). "Many bus** people are out of sympathy with the unnecessary hulk and wordiness of the vest pocket Digests, or coat pocket reprint magazines. So it is my purpose to publish a Digest of Digests in which the world’s lit erature, news and magazine articles will be re-condensed in to a paragraph or less. 1 feel qualified for this task as 1 was the first man to engrave the Declaration o f Independence upon the head of a pin. Al though I have not decided on the form for my Digest of Digests, we hope to be able to print it so the content may be issued in an ordinary quinine capsule. In other words, it will be possible to swaliow the capsule with a drink of water, and digest the It! Thi* will be i boon to people who now spend a> a* fifteen minutes * month ing the Digest plan will provide more for these busy Americans If the Hachheimer plan auccetsful, he will later condensed telephone —giving all the merely omitting names, also issue an Encyclopedia can be carried in the hip poc* and a dictionery confined to t average vocabulary of fifty-s words. DAILY DOUBT “There will he no homely women in the near future. Man demands that, and men usu ally get what they w a n't. Soon it will be akin to crime for a woman to be homely.”— i Dr. Elizabeth Skwirsky. French beauty specialist. * * « Simile from George Sterney— Lutlen a* a trolley car. * w * To got anywhere at all (Except outtide in the cold hall) With dame* who pride them telvet on mental Attribute*—one must be gentle. * * *' Q. and A. DEPARTMENT Dear Mme. Bella: The wives and sweethearts of Fire Company No. Nine will hold a social meeting Thursday night at which time v>c would like to have you uphold the af firmative in a debate on the Question, “Resolved, that the female ts as courageous as the male" Will you oblige? Minnie Mink. Corresponding Sec Ans.—Aunt Bella will be glad to uphold the affirmative, dearie, If the committee will change the way the debate is put so it will be, “Resolved, that the females show more backbone than the male.” —Aunt (“Eel”) Bella. Nobody wantt to go to war Sava whan he'* feeling hart I tore. Bat men who live by tbet ® thell Are very wise, and tbnoW ft well That getting people rare • hurt It eatier than digging dirt Little Willi " ■ : Papa's best, chewii. ir ; obaeeo \fo II? ^ Ma walked in at “Ha! You’re the spit no your Pa.” —Aver; 1- tiik p o FAMOUS VA:1 " uKUf> , Get out your r;.nc Here comes tlie oiri <*tf * sion inspector! • • * notion*' Miitpownt «■»''»
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