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THIMBLE THEATRE Ladies’ Night. By E. C. SEGAR ' WELL, \ GOT TO TfcKE HE BWH ji AN‘ GET r^\ CLEANED f AN' BE*»\0E5, > MERttA\DS KIN NOT uve Without Sic. WATER a SECRET AGENT X-9 >Hie G Men Are Friendly Enemies. By CHARLES FLANDERS TOttE THAT FOR R STflgTEU / ) flNP F-21 BEGIN THEIR OWN OF •l^T ^ M,NUrE * IF THIS IS TO BE fl R6MT. MflKE Itfl REflL ONE AND IM BLONDIE Too Early To Think! By CHIC YOUNG ™ wwats tue matter ? ’ Uave moo got insomnia? S, ME'SNOT UPVET-- ^ Leg pop petes sake. } its just six IT WAS POTWCIA-SME WANTED VOU TO PLAV COWBOVS AND x INDIANS WITH HEP-GO J W BACK TO BED /WHO WAS THAT? •I K ITS VOLK? FAULT* ''^1! ( WHY DID YOU -d(MV BRAIN J V STEULV-IIMWMO y DOESNT V v >T WAS P ri WOQK THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING HEN*k Y - By CARL ANDERSON m * 1 JUST KIDS ^ W ~&~U ISf iits Gvbu C At* pfcifraM Jack Of All Trades. By AD CARTER I'VE NEVEO BEEN KISSED BY 7 ANYONE VlOVELV AS YOU HEY-i mush* ITS NONE OP MV BUSINESS BUT ElANNEL' TOLD ME YOU WAS A MONKSY-PACED BABOON! IM VERY WILLIN' TC MR BRA.NNE& -WIL.U YUM PLEAjSB MIND/ SBKIEVIEVE PER. } MEP I'VE fiOT y X-> SOMPIN* ) \ V TO DO! «::: j lh: i If jfjjiji pi [Pspv y#v~ ^ i 9 BT" ::;i ' ■ '; ^ !>u«. j»r: ^ jT \ r gp:;;: vg '•:•• ilP®l k 11 IB B|§ m *r|f ■ l TILLIE THE TOILER Complete Satisfaction. By WESTOVER Wallv WHIPPLE was T»*y IW« tfc pou on* what HEiHooeHT WAS MAC'S w*e_AWD tiljhe VAS KAMSIMc OM TO MAC'5 NEacne VJMEM IT Tc«e loose UJKQ MAKC IT A P£CAUM£NTWA\/£ BUDDY. I'M GONNA B£ MEO£ FCoM >-T h/OW ONl.... FUNNY FABLES ZJOCD □ SCOTTS SCRAPBOOK SCO 7>r Worses Spanish riding SCHOOL of VIEHMA HAVE AW UMBKOKUi WEDI<5«Et 'fWA'T <JOE£ BACK "To 14-83 / Kcyg$ tsr "TtBU ^UDAM STAMP SHOWS qWEAT EMCLISH GENERAL who cave mis life -». at cmawTum, uiirf (j&OUSt WEAR. *HOWSHoES in w'mHi <HI BULB W ProviI By mature witii as STiFF SPiMY HAIRS «<T feet -to keep from Si» _ iHTo -TtlE $H0< CCNTIM MUSV AUOCIATION trli COOK-COOS ByTedCook Copyright. 1939. Ein* feature* SmdlcaU. too. Bererly Hill* shopping hullo- < tin carrie* an announcement of an "uncalled for Robe do Nuit priced at $90.” Any $90 Rohe do Nuit i* cer tainly uncalled for. • • • GpOD WORK, V MRS. TABLER # (Lamar. Mo.. Donor nit.) The Boston Circle met with Mrs. Charley Tabler for an all day meeting on Thursday. Now you may know the nerve of the members of the Boston Circle when you think of them travel ing over five miles on dirt roads after a heavy rain to assist the hostess in quilting a beautiful Rock Garden Quilt. That wasn’t all we went for. Mrs. Tabler certainly knows how to make those noodles (if only she had made a few more of them) and cocoanut cake as well as other delicacies. Each person attend ing brought a covered dish and at noon a bountiful dinner was spread to which all did ample justice. Jim Box declared, after sampling one of these dinners, that Otie would never get him to take her to club and then go home again. • t • Willie’s father was quite thin ; The tub was full when he stepped in. Little Willie pulled the stopper. Mother Chuckled, "So long, Poppa.’ —Milton Berio. • • . • GOSH! (Personal—Saturday Eerie*.) GRACIOUS CONSTANCE, the moon is slightly less than one and three-tenths seconds dis tant in light year time. Isn't it possible for one to be stumbl ing over rather than reaching for the moon? West. _ * • e SCOUNDRELS’ DICTIONARY (1610) CORY FAUELL — Cory Faaell is he, that wyl ly in his bed. and cory the bed hordes In which hee lyeth in steede of his horse. This slonthful knane wyll busklll and scratch when he Is called in the morning, for any hast. DYNG THRIFT—Dm* Thrift is he that wyl make hys malster’s horse eate pies and rybs of beefe, and drinke ale and wyne. 8»eh false knauet wyl oft tymes sell their master’s meate to their owne profit. ESEN DROPPERS—Esen Drop pers bene they, that stand vnder men’s wales or win dowes, or in any other place, to here the secretes of a man’s house. These mlsdeminx kuaues wyl atand in corner* to here if they he euiil spoken of, or waite a shrewd turne. tnarnea persons, who lose thtir tempers, 'should have « 'growlery'—a tpocial room is Ihe homo whtro they tan re tiro to prowl, alone."—Joel* John J. Gregory, Milwaukee. How nice! A small room weuU suffice— Just * closet with s door Might do. You Could slam the door—end rosfi Sizzle, blister to the core, Or lie writhing on the fleer When you’re blue. It would he slick te here I punching bag to wallop; Paint the features of your trol lop On the punching bag—-for s *»*< Or you’re mother.in-law. “« face might grace The punching hag. You could tweak her beak; aye arts Slap the effigy. Then tske s nap, Relax. Pax. How sweet, After the storm! Let the l'ttl* woman bleat On your shoulder—until to* next rude Ruffle. Then repeat the pro cedure. Retreat To the growling room. Rem"1 The gloom of injured pride-re cline • • • In the brine of bitterness. Sts* In your brew of gall. J*141*., There is in life—with a • whose notions sentiment** Are emotions elemental. ♦ • • >! DAILY DOUBT “It takes a highly intclle« tual individual to enjoy f’15' ure. Most of us had better c o u nt on working if we want to have _ a good time. ” - T)r. 1 Nash, N. Y. University • • * Simile from Mark M "'f' As infinitesin-.e! es * mender in a department • FAMOUS LAST WORDS I think It world be i gut a plgson f»*'t,,e tot-tv* i*. W.
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