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Ladies’ Night.
By E. C. SEGAR
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By CHARLES FLANDERS
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Too Early To Think!
By CHIC YOUNG
™ wwats tue matter ? ’
Uave moo got insomnia?
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its just six
IT WAS POTWCIA-SME WANTED
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INDIANS WITH HEP-GO J
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COOK-COOS ByTedCook
Copyright. 1939. Ein* feature* SmdlcaU. too.
Bererly Hill* shopping hullo- <
tin carrie* an announcement of
an "uncalled for Robe do Nuit
priced at $90.”
Any $90 Rohe do Nuit i* cer
tainly uncalled for.
• • •
GpOD WORK, V
MRS. TABLER #
(Lamar. Mo.. Donor nit.)
The Boston Circle met with
Mrs. Charley Tabler for an all
day meeting on Thursday. Now
you may know the nerve of the
members of the Boston Circle
when you think of them travel
ing over five miles on dirt roads
after a heavy rain to assist the
hostess in quilting a beautiful
Rock Garden Quilt. That wasn’t
all we went for. Mrs. Tabler
certainly knows how to make
those noodles (if only she had
made a few more of them) and
cocoanut cake as well as other
delicacies. Each person attend
ing brought a covered dish and
at noon a bountiful dinner was
spread to which all did ample
justice. Jim Box declared, after
sampling one of these dinners,
that Otie would never get him to
take her to club and then go
home again.
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Willie’s father was quite thin ;
The tub was full when he
stepped in.
Little Willie pulled the
stopper.
Mother Chuckled, "So long,
Poppa.’ —Milton Berio.
• • . •
GOSH!
(Personal—Saturday Eerie*.)
GRACIOUS CONSTANCE, the
moon is slightly less than one
and three-tenths seconds dis
tant in light year time. Isn't
it possible for one to be stumbl
ing over rather than reaching
for the moon? West. _
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SCOUNDRELS’
DICTIONARY (1610)
CORY FAUELL — Cory Faaell
is he, that wyl ly in his bed.
and cory the bed hordes In
which hee lyeth in steede of
his horse. This slonthful knane
wyll busklll and scratch when
he Is called in the morning,
for any hast.
DYNG THRIFT—Dm* Thrift is
he that wyl make hys malster’s
horse eate pies and rybs of
beefe, and drinke ale and wyne.
8»eh false knauet wyl oft
tymes sell their master’s
meate to their owne profit.
ESEN DROPPERS—Esen Drop
pers bene they, that stand
vnder men’s wales or win
dowes, or in any other place,
to here the secretes of a man’s
house. These mlsdeminx
kuaues wyl atand in corner*
to here if they he euiil spoken
of, or waite a shrewd turne.
tnarnea persons, who lose
thtir tempers, 'should have «
'growlery'—a tpocial room is
Ihe homo whtro they tan re
tiro to prowl, alone."—Joel*
John J. Gregory, Milwaukee.
How nice! A small room weuU
suffice—
Just * closet with s door
Might do. You
Could slam the door—end rosfi
Sizzle, blister to the core,
Or lie writhing on the fleer
When you’re blue.
It would he slick te here I
punching bag to wallop;
Paint the features of your trol
lop
On the punching bag—-for s *»*<
Or you’re mother.in-law. “«
face might grace
The punching hag. You could
tweak her beak; aye arts
Slap the effigy. Then tske s nap,
Relax. Pax. How sweet,
After the storm! Let the l'ttl*
woman bleat
On your shoulder—until to*
next rude
Ruffle. Then repeat the pro
cedure. Retreat
To the growling room. Rem"1
The gloom of injured pride-re
cline
• • •
In the brine of bitterness. Sts*
In your brew of gall. J*141*.,
There is in life—with a •
whose notions sentiment**
Are emotions elemental.
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DAILY DOUBT
“It takes a highly intclle«
tual individual to enjoy f’15'
ure. Most of
us had better
c o u nt on
working if we
want to have _
a good time. ” - T)r. 1
Nash, N. Y. University
• • *
Simile from Mark M "'f'
As infinitesin-.e! es *
mender in a department •
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
I think It world be
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