THIMBLE THEATRE
A Perfect Thirty-Six.
By E. C. SEGAR
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SECRET AGENT X-9
The G Men's Gullible Audience,
By CHARLES FLANDERS
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Only Himself To Blame.
By CHIC YOUNG
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MEULD< MRS- FANFF,
YOUO LITTLE EDMUND
FELL N OUR TUB -
WEE SOAKING
WET
KEEP HIM THERE
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RIGHT OVER
AND GET
WIM
HENRY
By CARL ANDERSON
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She’s Fussy About Fresh Food!
By AD CARTER
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WASN'T MY IDEAL* SRANTPA
I WOULDN'T MIND
TWCST AS
WAS
MOM-I \j
BE?ouGi-rr\l
IN SOME) I
LUNCH 4j
PER. ^
GENEVIEVE!
TILLIE THE TOILER
Mac Is Suspicious.
By WESTOVER
OUT, MAC, IF 1 CAM START HAIR.
IMG OM SOME MICE OLD GEMTLEMAN'S
Bald HEAD BV KISSIM6
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voell, vu ally,
WHAT CAM |
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LOST ALL My H Alls Last
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RUNNERS IM-rtlE WORLD
'ifiERE 1$ AH AirfMEHtiC
RECORD OE OHE Wlto RAH
600 MILES m 5 DAWS
'iHtSE IMDIAHS ARE
5oMtrtMES EMPLOY1
-to RUN DOWN
wild Horses
MAuCO „
men
Wake,
MA.kii^ _
o» S o n
A-iOVtUll
wA<H
ClOriU WAS
MADE HOM
iSPIDSR. Silk
ABOUt'fitt VtAR
nop, By M BON.
frenchman
IVfc* cjlBtAlf
HAS MAD P
5YAMPt-“1
AN UNU5UAIH
- BERMUDA?
OVER PAW
COOK-COOS ByTedCook I
Copjrtcbt. 1930. Kin# Featarw BjnfflcM*. Ine.
Imitation of movia atari,
aaya Dr. J. E. Andoraon, Unirer
aity of Minnaaota, "baa mad*
jroini paopla today calturad,
polito and aophiaticatad, inataad
of awkward aad salf-eonacioua.”
Anyway, aomathiny baa mado
Dr. Andaraoa very polito.
A lot of na bad tba idaa that
imitation of movio atari made
young paoplo walk liko Cbarlio
Chaplin. ■ .
And imitation of movia atari
baa mado othor thing*—includ
ing a lot of monoy for tangent
atora coamotic department*.
a a a
Little Willie, indiscreet,
Brought an actor home to eat.
Said the star, “I’m hungry,
Ma’am.”
Mom said, “We’ll have.eggs
with ham.”
—Eddio Conrad.
a a a
* SCOUNDRELS'
DICTIONARY (1610)
VNGRACI0U8. — Vninciou is
be that by hys own will will
beat* no manner of sendee, or
without he be compelled ther
nnto by hys rulers. This
knaue wtl sit at the alehouse
drinking or playing at dice, or
at other games at sendee
time.
NUNQUAM. Nnnquam is he that
when his Maister sendeth him
1 on his errand he wll not come
againe of an hours or two,
where he might haue done it
in halfe an houre or lesse.
This knaue wil go about his
owne errand or pastime, and
saith he cannot speede more
at the first.
INGRATUS. Ingratus is he that
wnen one doth all be can for
him, he will scant glue him a
godd report for his labour.
This knaue is so ingrate or
rnkind that he eonsidereth
not his trend from his foe, A
wll requit euil for good A be
ing put most in trust, wil
soonest deceiue his Maister.
• • •
Simita from Senator Frit by—
At unconcerned at (moke.
• • •
DAILY DOUBT
"A ra erieen*
•re buying
piano* again,
twice a* many
a • in 1 9 3 4.
And not. We
venture to go***, for tke pur
pose of adding an impressive
piece of furniture to the living
room.”—Literary Digest.
ROVING REPORTER
Today We Thrust Oui
Microphone Into the Fac
of the Man in the Street
Question: JVhat have y
not to be thankful for on i
Thanksgiving DayT
Mickebr
Buckbee.ns
k i n twist
“I alwi
feel a lit
j depressed
' Thanksgirii
Day. The pin feathers
havoc with my upper pis
and it’s impolite to use
toothpick.”
Steagall B.
Utterback,
h o r n b 1 ende
polisher:1‘My
wife is the
kind of a
woman who
always forgets to Eaye
bread foij the dressing
she uses do-nuts I don t
do-nut dressing.”
E n t
bright W
gl eswor
magneen
m agni
"We ha
any car'
life sharp enough, *
eans that I always hare
jrk on the bird with a
iener. It’s irritating to
itical guests.”
OMIGOSH!
HOUSTON, Texas
sars ago Mr. and Mr®
eacock were married. .
lattlme they hay. I®
irough the c°xnplfjL5mJ(
age ceremony fourjkn&i
iuse. they say. We bel>n
, honeymoons.”
imm fgm f £ llttlo boy
I he blew <* ‘YJ,
taid, when h* pt°
wot horrid. ,
n when it uiat good
vat not to very good,
when it had
“errid. -W"
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