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By CHARLES FLANDERS
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GLAMOROUS HOLLYWOOD
Through the courtesy of In- “
ternational Mustard Gas Cor
poration, ■which is sponsoring
this presentation, we give you
Eddie Tafflemier (at right),
the Hermit of Hollywood, who
will broadcast latest gossip
and news from the Celluloid
world—
“Hello folk*! Thor* i* bo
truth ia tha report that Charle*
Butterworth it contemplating di
vorce to ho map marry Greta
Garbo from whom ho will b*
divorced a year latar to marry
Ginger Roger* ia order that ho
may got an introduction to a
certain RKO itar. In fact,
Charlie would b* firtt to dony
tuch a rumor, which tbowt that
tome actor* in Hollywood do
not jutt think of money. A littl*
incident happened at one of the
major itudiot year bafore latt
which illuttrate* how everyon*
it anxious to help each other in
the film world. Tha detail* aro
not available at tbit time, but I
think tbit epitode, whatever it
turn* out to be, it jutt another
proof that underneath the glitter
and the glamor, the producer*,
director* and ttara all have
heart* of gold. Now for a short
Little Willie, what a care,
Locked Dad in the frigid-aire.
Mother said, “Please let him
out;
“He’s apt to spoil the sauer
kraut.”
—Doc.
* * *
Simile—
Preoccupied u a professional
wrestler practicing grimaces be
fore a mirror.
* * *
OH, LOCHINVAR!
All I want
to i'o is to get
bark to Holly
wood where
they appreci
ate me. Out
there I’m famous as a gentle
man, a lover and a fighter.
They call me Lochinvar Levin
shy. — King Lev insky, heavy
weight boxer.
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AMERICAN TRAGEDY
(Ho.iu>, Tenn„ Item.)
The Valley Horseshoe
Pitching contest almost ended
in a riot yesterday. Last year’s
winner, Harvey Oates, needed
one point to win from Amos
Billingsley. Mrs Billingsley
sneezed Just as Harvey was
making his final pitch. The
top of the horseshoe caught
In h> pants pocket and Amos
claim cj „
look at Ike new bat unrel
picture. “Bluthlei* Bride u
(Wham! Wham! WIil
Wham! Wham! Whim!) Si
Wham Picture. I almoit gar*
•even whame. I cannot «
fcientiweijr do 10, howacar,
did not »#e the beginning *l
left before the ending.
“This bring, to a .uddea elo
our firat broadcaet. And »
we get another *pon*or-~>
member! Internation*! Muitai
Can it the mustard ga* for
and you, and you!”
Henry Scott, concert P““'
Elays wearing mitten*—
e can play better and feat
thia way, and he baa
a world record of 44 LJ *•
per aeeond. , ..
Maybe the time Is •‘“J
when concert pianiat* wui
play with mitten*. And
audience wear ear muff*.
How would it be for
to wear muffler*?
Juat for a gag.
THRUE CONFESS
Sinner, Sinntr,
Thit it
Sinntr.
How long thoulo
1 bo in
tho agony*
l with not to fount
Solf-eonfidtnot.
But I’m Sinntr,
StiU Sinntr.
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BIG
IDEA NO. 5346
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writer. Box F-1QA
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FAMOUS LAST W0»®
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