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THIMBLE THEATRE Begging Your Pardon. By E. C. SEGAR1 poppST^ Vft MUST NOT "SUOP"V6R BRt'KPfSV TOCD-U)ttV' ^/XTH^S^OUJ /dsTStK lwc . W«H4 rtfKu rtttvt*. SECRET AGENT X-9 Putting The G-Man On The Right Track. By CHARLES FLANDERS The ALMOST UlttJdU CATION (MACHINE OF -THE F.8.I. THIS QUEER-LOOKING MACHINE CLASSIFIES CRIMINALS >y DESCRIPTIONS.... SEX ..AGE COLOR OF lyBS, HAIR, HEIGHT CHARACTERISTICS, ETC. ftCKNAMES* ALL CRIMINALS ARE FILED THE F.0.I. i MACHINE WORKS ON PSYCHOLOGY THAT A CRIMINAL'S NICKNAME ALWAYS STICKS 1*3 BLONDIE It’s The Boloney! By CHIC YOUNG UV/ATT OAGWOOD, ^ ' VOU DIDN'T DQESS, MM WACM ENOUGH 1 TO GO OUT IN i *t< * VTMAT PCEEZING \ ^ 3€DLD. rS UE'LL HA&/E Tl WEADTUtS HE; SWlOT AND ms i • Wc^>c ^WOOLEN' ARE MDU SURE HE'LL BE WARM ENOUGH ° WE CAN STILL Y MOVE ONE w1 L\ eingep HENRY By CARL ANDERSON JUST KIDS The Alibi Kid. By AD CARTER ► » : HONKING! I1 WANT MY APPLE DUMPLING TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING X OUST CANT KEEP LISTENING TO NOUR LITTLE PETS ITS AWRIfiMT NOW-MOM X TRAINED GENEVIEVE TO BE A WATCH-DOS -AN* SHE'LL PERTECH [,YUM WHEN ANYONE IS COMIKT IN -SO VUH WONT MATE ANY MOPE HONKIN'! MTU \ TK7T" I WONDER WHO'S » AT TWE 5~~^‘ - .DOOR? y NOttOCh' WAS AT TUB DOOR- MOM — --" SENEVIEVE ) < WAS c)ES# S ^ PRACTISING J J TILUE THE TOILER Meeting An Emergency. By WESTOVER OiOOD W*eHT, MUMSV, \AdS COULDN'T LET THE D06 ^TAy BUT/ TILLIES, IP MAC'S ATTACHBDTO HIM AJuReADy AND HIS LANDL-A**/ VMOWT LET lip DOd. IN THE Aft*ST nMEMT_THE poor. JBOy HAS NO PLACE m v t dflB z wwm—rz PMB- Il -: I '.Kg ^:^;:V — „ : / FUNNY FABLES •V. •>'•* 4w .: j... .V *» ’•» •’ •Y, Syndicate. lac. World n*hu reaeneef. JsX by R. J. r*r%. / pul -tftl* WOMAM oF 0P0M&, Potttti^AL, «eeh$ <0 prefer. -ffrlS ML-rilOD CCLDESf s Knowm ONEAIML I Siberia atoime wMere <5o'Bei Littio Mas be RECORDED 17 OlMEKO, 460 MIL* BELOW [ AttCflc £| k m-lii r-fiMPii 10M Ait -TRAVELER* “TrEl. iM<nt Fiji i$la.mo* it's NAME ^ROM <Ht rtOSPl<A»Li. j SUPPLY oP WAw-ftft SToBlD iu AJ RESERVOIR AiT-rtie BAStPP-mHiuJKI COOK-COOS Raprunlttin Haycock, of Nebraska, seriously proposes that all seats be rntorsd Irons legislative chambers, oai the theory that members would work faster if they had to stand up. It might work, at that—just decide everything in a hurry by standing vote. Anothar thing -r make them all wear tight shoos, so they wouldn’t go to sleep on their feat. see 4 i TV Little Willie, with zeal and zest, Shot a hole in Papa’s vest. Ma cried, “Willie, just a minute! What’s the good when Pa’s not in itt” —Awk. ANOTHER BUO IN THE EAR PROM MR. FRISBY WASHINGTON. — Flushed with success because his Weekly Financial & Capital Forecast letter has been accepted by the Postal Authorities as second class matter, Horace PriSby is today considering a plan to issue fore casts every hour. Later he hopes to send out postcards at the rate of one a minute. In today’s fore cast he cautiously points out that DuPont Cellophane might be a good buy. with Christmas com ing on. • • • DAILY DOUBT ** E - ery movie fan is a potential screen star.” — Dorothy Arzner, director, Mar« definition! far the Scoundrel*’ Dictionary from Dr. Kornblum, at St. Louie, ELBOW SCRAPER. A fiddler. ELBOW SHAKER. A semester; one who rattles St. Hash’s bones. 1. e« the dice. ETERNITY BOX. A coffin. ETE. It’s all my eye and Betty Martin; it’s all nonsense, all ' mere staff. . ETE WATER. Gin. TIRE SHOVEL. He or she. when yoaxif, was fed with a fire shovel; a say ins of persons with wide months. PLASH. To show ostentatiously. To flash one’s Ivory; to laosh aad show one’s teeth. FLATBOTTOMIST. A bam* brasher, or schoolmaster. • • • _ "Sometime*,” mutter* Gene* sieve, the hitcher, cynic, “I'm afraid there'* nothing that ought to inepire soeh doubt at eelf confidence." By Ted Cook USEFUL INVENTION NO. 189789 r MMmMnm p_ glr Driver. Today wo call your sttsn to a startling announcer” front "The Southern Farm Homo.” Hunt’s Fan * Driver makes leisure a pleei —and is just the thing lor homo and family w wilting to do a little peddle rather than Admit a do-notl policy during fly Hunt, the inventor, give* bu dross as' Clinton, Jone. cos Georgia. While he make, claim boyond the eonte that his useful invention bat the fly, It is obvious that machine has other uses. I* doubtless bo equipped w whisk broom for brashmi _ vest or may he utilised si automatic tooth brasher, or c in handy n» a mechanical spanker. Mr. Hunt, in his annoa mont, says ba will consider plications from prospee agents who are interested bouse to house sales. If »• able presentations are msoe will grant SUte or county rig Wo urge our readers not to lay, as some time has elsj since the invention »“ nouncad—in fact, wo just no that the magazine is « August, 1872. Something should be d says Northwest Farm M® ' up a return-to-the-f lathing was does kl weeks ago—when North* boat the Minnesota f<x‘l says Nort to samd a movement Someth! ” e • * Ukmitmra roar it thronfk don’t fins bread u»tk '-•-a ” Optimistic as a s rabbit. , He it® FAMOUS LAST WORDS Sf, another cord I'wwd* Utdllh’ could be round here. Git offe# ouch and git roln . i HssssUtelilo*—b.» ,h*
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