THIMBLE THEATRE The Pot And The Kettle. By E. C. SEGAR LVE GW/EttEHECK *SLOPPlN ME BREKEfsV, FOOD M THEM V6 MKRESfcBKa'SUOP;' 'JW5ESJF 4 * VEfcH, BUT V«LL NOTICE THW >* \ SfMD/ # "eSCOSE ME > &»•< JW» JV* “I f SECRET AGENT X-9 The G-Men’s Needle In A Haystack. By CHARLES FLANDERS iPi Ik all right; bpe ak THAT DOWN ID (ZEDS* 5 FEET TOLL, A6E 35 HEBE THEy ABE-J THEN BREAK THAT 150 OF THEM / (T DOWN TOVED^ WITH X MOLE ON RIGHT , CHEEK* (Q THr THE MACHINE CLASSIFIES EXACTLY FIVE WITH CHEEK MOLE / ] THIS IS IT I "BED* 5 FEET, BIGHT CHEEK MOLE, LEFT LEG LIMPS / I BLONDIE I 11 li IM4. .W-. «. Barefoot Boy. I By CHIC YOUNG QAGWOOD. COME BACK HERE AND ?grvouP suppers ON-rrS too COLD TO GO DOWN THEBE IN YOUR JAQE PECT PPERS t O x' GO ) :BE y TM VtXJ PUT them W HENRY By CARL ANDERSON just Kids Tee For Three. By AD CARTER TILLIE THE TOILER A Surprise For The Boss. By WESTOVER i WISH MAC WOULD SURPRISE SOME MORMIMC ANDSEtT To THE WHEN I DO VlHAT VIOOF bic> you see TH6 SAME THING Cl » OID ? - &UNKJO, &OSS I HAJSKfl SOT My eyes OF»EM VfeT— HO HUM s,. ( SCOTT'S SCRAPBOOK Myrtle ^LLow Loo DRUMS USED »y<« <;ola4 aSSssESSSS •til DAMON< DRAi OF 5*AH«i VfXMP < _ COOK-COOS ByTedCook CHARM LESSON NO. VI By COUNTESS BELLA-BELLA, Formerly Engaged to the Fifth Earl of Doreet-on-Dor eet. Twice a week, and tometime* let* often than that, I feel that I should unbolt tha door* of my palatial kitchenette apartment and permit my Charm Course students to file in, one by one, for a look>see. You of my un seen audience should know how Aunt Bella—bey pardon. Count ess Bella-Bella — tidies up her abode. This wild passion for order and neatness has played no small part in building up the international legend that the American Countess Bella-Bella is a homebody. Once a week, come Thursday, I I straighten things around— fold up the wall bed, swing it into the closet and slam the door. .Then I look for dog ears and ripples in the rug—smooth them out with my footie. I straighten pictures on the wall and go into tha bathroom, tak ing care to pick up bath towels, and suspend them neatly on a wire, cord or any rope will do. Wot ’kerchiefs, newly washed, are slapped onto tha tile wall. This save* ironing. 1 suppose you lack-wits are impatient because 1 stress neat BUS AND OTIS (Lamar. Mo.. Democrat.) Bus Hagins and Otis Tip ton were arguing Saturday evening as they stood on the northwest corner of the square, when Bus slapped Otis. Bus was taken to the Cooler for a while and released. • • • “I think life is very much like a merry - go round. You don’t know which horse you have to ride.” —Wampr Baxter. * • * Revise— As a man thinketh so ha is befuddled. Simile from Vivienne LaFone— Prophetic s- r’l-uniatiam. • * * Little Willie, keen for burn min’, Took his Mother out a slum mi n Ma said, “Willie, ain't this good! “We're down in Pa’s old neighborhood.” x*gl- P ness. You want to know alx clamor. Wall, my answer "Hold jrour horses. Aaat B« will cross that bridge when i cornea to it.” The point in, fii arrange a netting or baekgroe for your magnetic persons!' Make yourself worthy of t role you wish to play in lit glittering mello - drama. Afl you hare done this, I will cusa yachting and all that «t« and the part it play* in interr tional affairs. Until then, a* say on the Reriera, “Wi Gaiti HARD TO SPEND Easy to spend And hard to earned. That everybody think to! Bat i$n‘t tot A penny is hard to tpendei "tholight" more than billion■ _T. S. Nakanfc ✓ e * • A patent has been issued Washington to the inventor a walking stick with a mot horn in the handle. The height of somethin* t other would he a pedeitm with a honking cane trym*^ outgame a truck at an interne tion. - Or trying to run down a ta drirer. „ , , WITH* H 't FA IE Bar rail. Stout ale. Froth frail, Cocktail. Wattail, No kale. Jail, hail * '"' writtt e * • FAMOUS LAST «ORDS We woiiT Quarr-I money, AVner. All | , that yon Hsn ray attorney ihJn.iE re» • * * All out—sreong • » *