THIMBLE THEATRE Under The Crust. By E. C. SEGAR ' J\ NNfT TREftTED H*M VERW GOOD SINCE WE POUN0ME-IBET ME THINKS l BE ft MIGHTS MEftN OC MWN-KMM. Thaotobehardto LWE THE UEE l UNEO I MUSTA LOST AU. M.E EATHER VNSTlNK 60ESS ^ HE NEVER HAD NOBOOW TO TEU. HtM NOTHIN!-KAO TO fAAKE VMS OWN WAN EVER SINCE HE WAS TWO, VEARS OLD-; -AN HE’ WAS A OARN COTE ''AHOY. SON, \ WANTS TO TELLNE THAT I BE 6LAO YE FOUND ME-»\L BE ^ FATHER TO NE FROM NOW ON 'SHNWE _ve^v\, V m ^ POOPOECK Pf\PPV\ 60RSH, GETTltf SOFT- POPPA, »KIN NOT HOLD (PEAUV CX)T NO LONGER-A ?!* a .Vs SECRET AGENT X-9 T A G-Man On The Honor List, By CHARLES FLANDERS Unopj 6Q0UNO tOUftCi* THf *cVPS hbcut X-9 „TO • "R€0" MOWK speene's qk,0os€>-th'boys say fine ! but TM' N.y FLAT-FOOTS WANT HIM rf DON'T SPILL ON TWO HOISTING JOBS')—jU ANYTHING " HIM YET • WE 'PE TAKIN* NO CHANCES TILL . THE OFFICE GETS ITS - INSURANCE APPLICATION ai/'h I m ■ —^ THEN WE SAIL? ) SUBE-IF WE CAN GET SOME JUNK/CO0SO TO INSLMPE f WELL,WHEN APE THOSE OFFICE 6L)ys| GOIN' TO OCT f’r I'M HAVING A LITTLE TALK WITH THEM TO 00 V V BLONDIE Ya Can’t Win! By CHIC YOUNG vou ANSWEQ it: DEAD, WMATAQE VOU TALKING ABOUT4-[ NEVEO USE TUAT'PMONE—IT'S 1 ALWAVS POQ y^: V MX) sS—/ 'TWEQESTMC ’PWONE,DEAp,V0Ub BETTED AN6WED IT -rrs dqobablv t ON6*.OP MCXJO J GCU COSMOS ) CAULNG . J \TS PQOBABLV POD VOU-EVEOVrtMU I AKiswco tr irs POQ MX) 7 iH HE NRY By CARL ANDERSON ———. i I JUSf KIDS Not A Leg To Stand On. By AD CARTER NOW ~ elES1 STAND TWEQE AN' -- <1 TRY TO ) A WALK \ ^ V///////A TILLIE THE TOILER Living From Hand To Mouth. By WESTOVER <300 © ) I MC3CM- U INKS, MAC. i finally aor TO SL*»R MAC SAys HB2BCKT SI-EFT AT “THE FOOT OF HI’S BED ALL NIGHT — YtlU CAM* AWO Qp»ET BD -THAT oos rr IS HE <SOIMO TO ^TART -THAT A<SAIN? see ho vo \oei_u L-AVS OOVMKl yes, VOHAT IS -TH»S s~ne^joee f^ovaibe. vou haof amimals, HET2-BS2T MlODS FUNNY FABLES ---- -"ftfe. Aersiah DRAYMAN POE'S Hof BALK AiCA Lrr-njt'rtiiN^ ljke CARRyiNCJ Tiir Bopy oF A DEFUNCT automobile, oh His back. Delaware was The LAST STA-rt '1i ABOLISH 'idm The PiLLooy 'The PiLuoAy * A LEGAL PUNISHMENT m-iSt STATE OF DELAWARE UMTiL i<*a! BUT HO ONE HAS BEEN Pillob IM -rtlE STATE FOB. A <JENT[|By PA X1JDZ1 0FE20 4 All 4 IBM 1808 1808 XeisH Postmarks of -Tie year 1608 SHOWED VARIOUS TTPtS OF'IRISH HARPS1 Pineapple! were SUCCESSFUL’ CULTIVATE IN ENG LAN UNflL ABOU mo corvftt&r. IBM. ONTKAt MBS ASSOCIATE /!-ft COOK-COOS By Ted Coo THE LAY OP THE LAST AUCTION-PLAYER I cannot play the bridge , game I learned when I was young, For everyone’s gone contract And they speak a foreign tongue. Where “Pass a club” means “Got ’em stopped,” Or “Doubled adverse spades” (They've taken bridge and crossed it With a species of charades); And doubling—on the sec ond round— Means “Trumps are not divided,” Or “Bid a slam in dia monds”— They haven’t quite de cided ; While Vanderbilt conventions Reappear in strange dis guise This world it certainly all a-flutter with romance. Mr*. | Simpson and the King! Peggy Joyce and Professor Jackson 1 America's Sweetheart and Buddy Rogers! . A proper climax would he an affair between Herr Hitler and Mae West. • • • BANANA OIL. “I’m only a Thursday night cook, but a good one. And even at that, there aren’t many Thurs day night« when 1 go do mestic. But when 1 do. the pots fly, the dishes rattle and the neighbors wonder at the din.” —Ginger Rogers, actress. Simile from Nam Reuak— Scarce as the clams in a bowl ad chowder. That Mr. Vanderbilt himsi Would never recognize. With rules of eight, four-fi No Trump, And counts of two ai three, One-oven-one is still a dee] Dark mystery to we. (Thus vainly his apostles Have intoned to nte re teelly The Gospel of the forcing l According to St. Ely 1 Though the garop scores r to hundreds, I go set by thousands mo And need astronomic table When I figure up the see So, I cannot, play the c game— And I cannot pay the r« I make a fourth at Ct tract At a fourth of a cent. —Ethel Jacobson If Scoundrels’ Dictionary W ANION. Misfortune, rsla""1.'' WAPPKR-EYtil). Thsl ho. •”« " wSiBnET A to- or WHISKKK-BKn. Tfce f"<- . „w WIDDY-WADDY. TH 'i" m|1 WRI ZZI.r.. To Inmhtr. > Ml( YACK. A wotrh. To rh"yh ACK. A woteh. T" , „ . • rark. to rhansr th. .A ' l. #0 stttate > fir tit Ion. '"‘V;1’1'0 stump » ,IC*. ' to prevent YAFFLE. An armful. ZOTY. A tool. FAMOUS LAST WORDS What would . t, ter, if I said 1 was f«™ a baby? _ ralk With aaf T»rpnfl ** sh 6. 4

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