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LET TIN’ VE KNOW
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with
ME
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NEVER BEEN SOFT IN'
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1 ADMIT \ HELP'T
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THANK ME Htf BEGINNED
TO GET SfcMVNENTAL \‘Q
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TO THANK ME AN'
BEGINNED TO GET
BEOIMENTAA-, I'D KNOCK
'EM DOWN,
TO KEEP
'EMTROM
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All His Eggs In One Basket.
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by R. J. SC:
SCOTTS SCRAPBOOK
Mi l
Im many ciTies of
'fHE ORIENT ‘SEW-SEW" WOMEN
WANDER -THROUGH -rtlE STREETS
Looking for odd jobs,
such as patching pants
AMD SEW IMC} BUTTONS
BELOVED DIETS ES
©F-fflE CHINESE
IN MALAYA
'The fronTof
A MAN’S GOAT
WAS ORIGINALLY
CUT AWAY -To
Display The fme Limb
which me WORE
Maps on s<amp?
north Pole - kjss\
South America-^
COOK-COOS
. America*! Neurological report ,
i» opposed to the proposed
w o r 1 d-wide elimination of
morons.
Why not just warn them to
■top tap dancing.
“As a matter of fact,” says
tha report, “much of this world’s
worh is performed by the feeble
minded.” <
Snch as flagpole and night
dub sitting.
e e a
This is what wicked wimmin’
do, -
When Judge and Jury say
“SKIDOO!”
For doin’ things agin the
law—
They go out West and cinema.
—Stan Stanton.
f>
With a pool cue Will went
BIFF!
Knocked Pop on the table—
stiff.
Mama laughed and shouted,
“Wow!
“Pop’s behind the eight ball
now.”
world than 1 could have laarned
in a dosen collage*.” — Robert
Montgomery. »
DANCE HALL
GLOSSARY
BARN—Dance Hall; place of
dancing.
JUNGLE—Same as Barn.
OUTFIT—Orchestra.
MANIAC—Leader of an outfit.
STOOGE—Person running toll
gate at nickel dances; under
the manager.
SNAKE—Floor usher.
FRILL—Strange girl In dance
hall; target for regular crowd.
OKET—A good dancing partner.
NO GO—Bad dancer.
SIMPS —Called “Wall-flowers
years ago.
MILE RUN—A. fast number; for
the best.
COVERN—Technician; switch
board operator.
BRONNER— A devil with the
ladles; self-styled man of the
dance hall.
GO HOME—Last dance.
Anti it mutt anney the purittt
when an owl hoott "to iohoo"
inttaaJ of "to whom"
—Jerry Freeman.
'T probably
learned more
in the year* of
bumping
around and up
against the
PERFECT LUBRICATION
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* * *
By Ted Coo
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YES. SIR! OSCAR
HAS A BIG IDEA
THE WINN AH I
Each year, at the approa
of the Christmas season, '
ask our readers to make sil
gestions—helpful suggestia
that will bring happinessl
those who otherwise mia
not be as happy as the rest I
us. The suggestions are tal
placed in a big wastebaskj
from which the winning stf
gestion is drawn. Today
announce the Winner i
1936 —Oscar B. Gifiltefisi
“Why not,” he says/hj
everybody save empty bj
cans and string them
gether for Christinas tree
naments?” ..
Congratulations, Mr. wl
tefisch 1 You have ofrerej
constructive idea — an ij
that will give many father]
chance to enthuse and J
year take a real active f
in the joyous Ynletide
tivities.
• *
Q. and A. DEPARTM®j
Dear A. Bella— . ,
My girl’s Pa warts me w|
plain why / brought her**
at 6 a. m. the other mcr*I
What shall l say? —WoH
Ans,—Tet! him you
to work by eight. „
—A. ("Helpful l BfU
• * *
Constant futile bicWrrmr
Means Ught o’ leve ls fuse
MOUS LAST f'Phy5!
. Simpson. ;vu sb
ourself a good a?enit
o get bookrd for a *
appearance tour.
thane* »•** t""'1
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