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The G-Man’s Undivided Attention.
By CHARLES FLANDERS
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WE’LL HELP YOU AGAIN THIS YEAR
Timely Suggestions for the Hard-to-Please Gift Buyer
WHAT to give a spoiled hut* *
band or lover for Christ
mas calls for a quick decision
and prompt action. Our sugges
tion is that you make up your
mind, and then go through with
it. The Giftie Shoppies have a
wide variety of new and at
tractive offerings—and the hard
to-please buyer faces the ordeal
with grim determination.
Examine the new Stanley Elec
tric Razor which should delight
the man who likes to take things
apart and put them together
again. It is sold without blade,
so there is absolutely no danger
of cctting the face. Thus it is
ante—-'''-llv a brt-sh!ess razor
Adam Scofflaw’s Djournal
Earlie up and get myself to
the scullery for to snap at the
morning’s toast, and whilst I am
thus gaged my eare catch the
milch man and my pomgranite,
on the front stoop, jibbei*-jab
bertng anent Mrs. Simpson and
whether she be sage or no in
her flutter for the King, and I
near geyser my coffee at hear
ing all this nonsensical say-as
you-please prattle which churn
my poor wretch into a dither
and hath the milch man’s han
dle shaking enow to curddle the
whey. * * *
Men with money, men of means,
Didn’t ALL start out on beans.
I ADD SWING
GLOSSARF
IN THE GROOVE. Carried away
or inspired by the music play
ing in exalted spirit and to
perfection.
JAM SESSION. Swingsters
playing for their own amuse
ment intormally.
PAPERMAN. A musician who
reads sheet music or plays off
of the set notes.
RIDE. Easy-going rhythm.
SCREW-BALL. Crasy type of
swing.
WHACKEY. Same as above only
louder.
OUT OF THE WORLD. Same as
In the groove.
GOING TO TOWN. Same as
above.
ALLIGATOR. Siring addict;
non-playing.
BARREL-HOUSE. Every man
for himself on a certain piece.
CATS. Musicians of an orches
tra.
and can alto be used for trim
min* lawns or’peeling potstoei
Priced attractively at $43.70 ii
the smarter shops. Leu elw
The new hand-knitted euspido
will be appreciated by the buij
clustery, nervous man who of
nands ample accommodation
lit and miss marksmanship. THj
iew A Sew Shoppie will »®
rou the wire, and give yon m
.tructions. Ask them to snoi
you how interlaced ribboo too
-i distinctive touch to this ban*!
accessory.
Tomorrow: Gift Sntaestioos tw (l
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for fair;
Doctor says she needs w
air.
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don't start swearing;,
&nd I will fan her with
herring.” .
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recently
PBE88 AGENT’S CAP®®
DALLAS.—When Robe^f?.
lor, moviedom's latest P
women, was here
lunched on the
Baker Hotel
roof. When
Taylor left the
roof a buxom
matron ap- -
proached toe maun d al
offered $1C0 for _
which Taylor sat. Th
man said “No "
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