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THIMBLE THEATRE Are You Listening? By E. C. SEGAR ^ SON, V WANTS TO TELL' YE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE THAT ONC'T UPON A TIME MANN YEARS AGO I WAS A KIND HEARTED SWAB I DON'T hem t Whs 50FT-1 HhO ME SHhRE DF FIOHTS UkE ALL MOORMEN- BOT l WhS HOQMhN THEN- hNE, OP TO THE TIME l WhS /SIXTW-TVJO SEf\RS ^hGO l M\ET h WOMfc NOT VER MOTHER LEMME EAV MOW THhT VER MOTHER WhS hS 6000 h 6M. EJ WELL.AFEVI MONTS AFTER t MET TR\S VJOMPJH IFOONO OOT SOMPVN l VJON'T TELL NE-UAN, VE WOULDN’T BEUEVE IT— 80T- I CHAU6E0 FROM A MAN TO A BEAST. SECRET AGENT X-9 The G-Man’s Inseparable Pal. By CHARLES FLANDERS $GTTy LOU JUST RELEASE!? FROM THE WOMENS REFOR MATORY TAKES NEW LISTEN. K\q yDUteE 60NNA MEET A TALL OUxj DORK 'N HANDSOME -DONTM"""**^™-^ let him outta youR m ~ a regular SIGHT 'a LEECH, THAT'S ME BUT.. -NO DIRTY-WORK, SEE ? I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF BIRD CAGES FORr7=^ JUST KEEP AWHILE •, YOUR EYES AND EARS OPEN AND YOUR MOUTH . SHUT/. O King P««»ihh Inc, WuH ngM«_rrvrv»^ 4o X-9 MEETS 0ETTY LOU t iz /a BLONDIE The Top Of The Evening To You. By CHIC YOUNG I gee, that supped MADE ME SLEEPV — BEUEV/E ILL UEDOWM AMD TAKE A LITTLE „ CAT-MAP POO ABOUI" . TEM MIMUTES y_y HENRY By CARL ANDERSON APOLS 5* POLJCZ s'fxnwi A Put 5 — \ 5<f just Kl!>$ ■mr ... 0991 She’* Gotta Greenback? Herself. By AD CARTER SO I PUT GENEVIEVE IN THE SOLD-FISH H BOWL - AN' WHAT ^ DO VUW } THINK? \ WMAT? SENEVIEVE WOULDN'T EVEN j ASSOCIATE WITH THE 1— MM GOLD-, FISH!! ig lfe \ TILLIE THE TOILER It’s A Dog’s Life For Tillie. By WESTOVER OKAY, MAC—IF VOU CAM cSfeT Your MIND OFF THAT DOC FOR A vvn-lu_e vmh> DROP OVER.-© THE MOUSE TH'S EVENING '''-THAT'S PROBABLy) MAC._i Hope He found his Doe ( VaJELL, IF Haswt HE IT'S AW ifi? 10 FUNNY FABLES WHERE'S ^ 'ft‘<Z)LLAn?J -corwiOHT 1W. CIWTKAI mu Mm<An«H *t‘M byR. J. SCOTT ym Pm Troy, n.y., became noTec> i COLLARS AMD LAUNDRIES BECAUSE T > A MRS. MONTAGUE WAS IRKED . jMKyMJfafTfj Tha-r her Husband's shirt /%kyKdfik collars became so Tsgk rather than wash / •THEM SHECUTTMEM DEE - AMD WiTHIN ^Hfl four Years a M n>eiA<a<E^^^^r ©e a Modern cum ij ik a>u^J/^0PPEKAnoM LESS -Than 4 Stconw SCOTTS SCRAPBOOK Ir'is alwav* EKAci'TlV NOON when The SUN is direcTlv OVERHeAD NO 0<HER PbSrrtoN OE -the sum J ABSOLUTELY ' MARKS -The a -TIme. tHis new Brazil stamp SHOWS AX AMClEHf COIN PRESS W n CAN BE FIRED LESS -THAN 200Times, and The passage oe each shell REQUIRES ONLV A FIFTIETH of A SECOND COOK-COOS By Ted Cook LADY BELLA’S CHARM FORUM SEEKS FITTING SLOGAN. STUDENT BODY DEMANDS WHOLESOME SCHOOL SPIRIT. By LADY BELLA DONNA. Formerly the Toaet of Two Continentt. Some complaints have reached my ear* to the effect to wit* that those who are taking my Charm Coarse would like to form t student body, and hare some class spirit and all that stuff. This is Okay with me, girls. Many slogans hare been ssggSt'i *®d before I lecture on “The Innocent Flirtation—-or How to Attrsct the Male Species,” let us thrash out, so to speak, the slogan question. Of the slogans in mind I hare selected the following as Grad* A and we will therefore rote on a choice to make it Democratic— (a) SANDPAPER OFF YOUR OWN ROUGH EDGES. (b) DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR. (c) PPP—POISE, POSTURE A PEP. As the space is getting short, today’s lecture will he postpensd. but let us hare a full attendance next week, when I will #J “Erery Home a Finishing School, or Grease Your Own _ Wheels, to be followed after the Xmas racation by a lecture which I «*"• “Shake Hands With Yourself, or No Hill Is Too Steep for a ran Trotting Horse." In other words, I cannot stress too strongly the ides of get and go, or personality plus, so as to electrify all within reach « your roice. If there are no questions, the class is dismissed—*" when I say class I mean C as in catsup, L as in 1ollapalo«»»* A * in applejack, S as in society and S as in send for free catslofii on special post-graduate tips for girls w^o would prefer to I* married and settle down in a straitjacket routine. 1 • * * * * * Out ice-skating, Will pushed Father Out, until no ire was farther. “Good!” said Ma. “That makes me tif-:'r ■ «;l! TopsieKle.’ —Si, Michael. '“•»“*•***- VjO\ j Ten year* alter leaving col* I lege, graduate* show no superi ority in mental tests over un educated adults, according to night school tests. Thus Democracy triumphs, by landing an uppercut on its own chin. Adam Scoff law’s D journal \ This daye to the Bow Churgeon and suffer him to my knee joint which cry in pain now and ,(h, ■ay I hath an wen » |t cartelege, and bid me ha snatched or take to crutch, home, feeling mightie *,rnr> ( myself, and my dove shfW_,.r), sorrow, too, and brew me ..f toast, which please me snd I to bed, worrit, and sigh thousand times, and biten and pluck at co'eri't. FAMOUS LAST WORDS Ton whistle The Spangled Banner, I -1 rhumba! gllthllr worn In <
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