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By CHARLES FLANDERS
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Mrs. Bumstead’s Obedient Son.
By CHIC YOUNG
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By CARL ANDERSON
JUSt KIDS
From One Who knows how.
By AD CARTER
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COOK-COOS By Ted Cook
WHAT TO GIVE THE TYCOON OB INDUSTRIAL GIANT
Helpful Christmas Gift Suggestion For the Hard-to-Fleas#,
Always-in-a-Hurry-Tvpe
If you have a Tycoon on your Christmas list, consider the
new Gottlieb Stamp Moistener. This two horsepower Ticker lies
a hundred gallon glue tank, and the manufacturers guarantee
an output of approximately nine stamps a day. Sold with or
with out horses, or you can get it in the handy Put-It-Togeiner
Yourself kit, which affords fun during the long Winter evening
for the man who likes to putter and get things all over the
floor.
Weary of living in London,
Major William Long ha* booked
a permanent panage on a liner
engaged in the London-Au
■ tralian service, and says he will
spend the rest of his life riding
back and forth.
Shows what a man will do to
escape monotony.
• • •
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Willie with his arrow and bow
Shot his Papa for a crow.
Mama said, as Papa fell.
“How could little William
Tell?” —Helen Penner.
Only fools, alat, I fear
Have whispered softly in my
ear.
And promises they make by
night
A't out of mind, come morn
ing's light.
—Melancholy Molly.
* * *
4a’am Scoff law’s D journal
This being Cashier’s Hay at
the printerle. I did swivel tap
toe, and stroke jowl, and watch
of the clock, and never hath my
hand itched so for stipend, and
when the soar-puss come calling
out cheques I did snatch mine
greedily and can hardly put ou
t,iv rubbers fa^t enough, I being
In great fettle to get me gone,
hut Lord! when I fly thru swing
door there sit my chide, at rail,
wearing a r«t's giin, and she
mew, ‘'Surprise!” poor, nitlder
luu. cheate-pnrse.
Q. and A. DEPARTMENT
Dear Aunt Bella:
I am only eighteen, and ifjen
I dance I chew gum. ana when
1 chew gum the hoys icon
dance with me. What shall
do, Auntie? -Perplexed
An*.—Tap your knee and If
reflex is apparent, offer voun*
<o science. Surely there is sw*
public agency that will I'* J
into the right institution,
—A. (“Judge A Jury J
ALL FOR THE PRICE
OF ONE
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YOUNG MAN <31E
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pman, kwiwic, - run<
what stupid, with P'J ■ a,
ning toward trolley-, *3
dinners. mov:es, balrony
theatres, would Eke • )ye
the acquaintance of aRrac^,
educated young woman
the same age or a bit
.?i!et5r£‘Sf£pri "J »*
tion. books, walks, rout
liness. Box 568-B
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nro nmnrietor ” a
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of Honhy Tonk Tram Blu
FAMOUS UAST WORDS
I didn’t say ®«/nd y«|
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woman naturaUr ,ra-. ^ in
fection from huehir'f y ^i
fant as a matter of emeu®
maturity.
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