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Miscellaneous.
From the ?I. V. Star.
fONG CF THE DELUDED TAILOR.
'By iniUaM (Sox
oV i.ie tlitys of rady monry
Are torevt-r lied away!
:n'i nothing now but O U,
Aiid premises to pay:
vA promises to pay, that last
Like snow flakes on the rivet:
I A ihort while rather dubious,
I rhi-n fone, ;da! forever.'
Innuida lnwlier cruft were mine;
I would that I hud been
An author, or an a:tor,
Orihe piiinler of a scone.
E ;t si i ong ambition fired my soul
A'as! for me and mine!
Anil must needs make cloi lies to fit
'i he human form divine.
A .1 boldly, jirouJIy, I can say,
Tney were most truly mad:
Si mat, o close, so every tiling
Vet, hoa am I repaid?
Ourvjuii? bucks mock at Irt'w, and laugh
At luilifi, nun, or jailor,
And daily study how they best
Can victimize a tailor!
But vengeance, vengeance still is mine?
I yet can work them w o!
And those who will not pay their bii!s,
l'o prison straight must go.
They shall not triumph in my fall,
Or tread gy fashion's maze,
Without a hint that there is vet
A rann that's called "Old Hays'."
Full chorus of similar deluded Tailors
Oh! the days of ready m niey
Ate forever fled away!
There's nothing now, but I O U.
And promises to pay; &c.
GOING A-FISHING.
Mr. Fitzgig was a valiant ba
chelor: Abi.le yo'j vet, and abiJe von vet.
Vim little know wliat'll oeiide you yet. i
Mr. Fitzgig made a Mrs. Fitzgig !
ti .diss bereua rum).
Thp marriage noose will make yon fret,
A.ida. way.vard wii'e will taiue you yet.
Ir. Fitzgig had seen rnatiifesta-
4 i;,v,5 of Miss Seraphtua Serena !
t 'imp s energies; tor he was pre
i f-rii when she took a cat hy the
toil which had scratched Iter,
lirliag it two or three times
! "and her head, and slung it,
'tilling and crashing through
j ,w window into the street. The
! lovert however, nothing doubted
! 01 Jus ability to make a good wife
! 01 Miss Seraphina
i -ut what ii there by sea or land
' '''at can a wayward woman stand?
Alas, for Fitzgig! Fiery ladies
j f'Uybe beautiful so may a luck-
s poney but tame tbetn if you
J can.
1 1 ',ZS'? u two weeks, was met-
I jmorphosed into "only my hus
J bad."' He. struggled hard; but
j can resist his fate?
I , "I'm going out of town a fish
I to-tnorrow, my dear' said
j l ltigig, as he buckled on his
j ;tck befttre the glass, early one
J rning; but I'll be back, my
j Hing, soon the next day."
, ! .vou won't, my love,"
J J'irieked Mrs. Fitzgig, as she sat
I !JfJ,t upright in the bed: "I see
I is tired of your poor wife
J already: ves tired! Isavtired!"
1 So Mrs. Fitzgig sprang ou of
1 "driest, lifted up a pitcher of wa
J !er am! smacked it ail to pieces
Fitz repeated in tremulous tones,
j '1 m only going a fishing."
basou followed the pitcher
j JrS' Fitz seized the looking
1 2?, and ejaculated, with a sig
nificant glance, "goiurr a fishing'.:
What could Fitz do! The war
was unexpected, and he had not
cacubv.ed the cost.
"No, I believe I aia't going a
lH!'i:ig!" Mrs. Fitz saw she had
made ait impression. Her mili
tary genius whispered to her to
follow it op.
"Ah, you only say that to de
ceive your poor neglected wife
there's some mistress that's the
fish and you want to sneak of."
Now, Fitz looked conscience
stricken.
"Von are a going a fishing,
Mr. Fitz," said she, and crash
went the mirror against the wall
Mrs. Fitx commenced dressing,!
tore the thincs, upset the table J
whirled the lamp at a picture of:
the delights of wedded love, which:
graced the walls, and, with un-
washed face, slammed the door!
ami marched down stairs, reneat-i
ing the word "fLhing" as she'
passeil.
Fitz sat on the side of the bed
for an hour, like Marios on the
ruins of Carthage. Ai length he
sneaked down.
"Good morning, Mr. Fitzgig
going a fining, Mr. Fitzgig?"
"No, dearest Seraphina Sere
na, I ain't a going a fishing; 1
want my breakfast,"
"No breakfast berr, Mr. Fitz
gig. Sally and Thomas all
gone gone a fishing, Mr. Fitz
gig. If you want breakfast, get
it yourself."
The battle wns over Fitz, pre-!
viously broken by the breakage of!
the brittle ware up stairs, had lit-j
tie spirits left and punishing him i
"hi the bread-basket w as attacking j
him in the lenderest part. He
sued her 6r forgiveness, and. af
ter two hours solicitation, she stif-
fered him to kiss her unwashed
cheeks.
Fitz was thus changed at oncej
into "only my husband'' the
humblest of all humble animals, j
He fetches and carries, goes er-j
rands, lugs banboxes and bundles, '
and smirks and looks dutiful. J
Before be was broken in, lie!
used now and then to grumble and
get sulky; but then Mrs. F. was
wont to give him such a look, and
whisper in so sterna voice Do
yon want to go a fishing, Jtir. j
Fitzgiir? that alas, pour Fitz-1
gig! Laris Sunbeam, j
Dr. Franklin's H'ife. Frank- J
lit), in a sketch of his life and hab- t
its, relates the following anecdote!
of his frugal and affectionate wife, j
A wife could scarcely make ai
prettier apology for purchasing
her first piece of luxury. j
We have an English proverb '
that says:
"He that would thrive,
Must ask his wife;"
it was lucky for me that 1 had one
as much disposed to industry and
frugality as myself. She assisted
me cheerfully in my business, fol
ding and stitching pamphlets, ten
ding shop, purchasing old linen
rags for the paper makers, &c.
We kept no idle servant; our ta
ble was plain and simple, our fur
niture of the cheapest. For in
stance, my breakfast was for a
long time bread and milk, (no
tea,) and I ate it out of a two pen
ny earthen porringer, with a pew
ter spoon; but mark how luxury
will enter families, and make a
progress in spile of principle; be
ing called one morning to break
fast, I found it in a china bowl,
with a spoon of silver. They had
been bought for me without my
knowledge by my wife, ami had
cost her the enormous sum of
three and twenty shillings, for
which she had no other excuse or
apology to make, than that she
thought her husband deserved a
ilver spoon and china bowl as
well as any of his neighbors.
This was the first appearance of
plate or china in our house, which
afterw ards, in the course of years,
as our wealth increased, augment
ed gradually to several hundred
pounds iu val tie.
Crimp.. It is a remarkable fact
that three-fourths of our convicts
are single men. The record says,
be more married men we have;
the fewer crimes there will be. He
contends that marriage renders
men more virtuous and more wise.
The father of a family, is not will
ing to blush before his children.
Daughters.Let no father im
patiently look for sons. He may
please himself with the ideas of
boldness and masculine energy,
and moral or martial achieve
ments; but ten to one he will meet
with little else than forwardness,
reckless imperiousuess and ingra
titude. 'Father give me the por
tion which falleth to me,' was the
imperious demand of the profli
gate prodigal who bad been in
dulged from his childhood. This
case is the representation of thou
sands; the painter who drew his
portrait, pajnted for all posterity.
But the daughter, she clings like
the rose leaf about the stem to the
parent home, and the parental
bean; she watches the approving
smile, and deprecates the slightest
shade on the brow; she wanders
not on forbidden pleasure grounds,
w rings not the heart at home with
her doubtful midnight absence,
wrecks not the hopes to w hich ear
ly jaromises have given birth, nor
paralyzes the soul that doats on
the chosen object. Wherever the
son may w antler iu search of a
fortune or pleasure, there is the
daughter within the sacred temple
of home; the vestal virgin of its in
nermost sanctuary, keeping alive
the flame of domestic affection,
and blessing that existence of
which she is herself a part.
From (he "Sayings and Doings of
Sam tc.
The Yankee Lawyer and the
Quaker. guess you've never
been iu the Slates. There you'll
see the great Daniel Webster, he's
a great man, I lei! you; King Wil
liam, No. 4, 1 guess, would be no
match for him as an orator; he'd
talk him out of sight in half an
hour. If he w as in your House
of Commons, I reckon he'd make
some of your great folks look
pretty streaked; he's a patriot and
statesman, and a most particular
ct'le lawyer. There was a Qua
ker chap too cute for him once,
though. This Quaker, a pretty
knowiu old shaver, had a causfe
down to Rhode Island; so he went
to Daniel to hire him to go down
and plead his cause for him; so,
says he, "Lawyer Webster, what's
your fee?" "Why," says Daniel,
"Jet me see; 1 have got to go
down south to Washington, to
plead the great insurance case
of the Hartfotd Company; and
I've got to be at Cincinnati to at
tend the Convention; and I don't
see how 1 can go to Rhode Island
without great loss and great fa
tigue; it would cost yon, may be,
more than yon would be willing
to give." Well, the Quaker look
ed pretty white about the gills, I
tell you, when he heard this: for
he could not do without him no
how, and he did not like this pre
liminary talk of his at all; at last
he made bold to ask him the worst
of it, what he would take?
"Why," says Daniel, "I always
liked the Quakers; they are a qui
et, peaceable people, who neter
go to law if they can help it, and
it would be better for our great
country if there were more such
people in it. I'll go fr you as
low as i can afford; say 1000 dol
lars." The Quaker well nigh
fainted when he heard this, but he
was pretty deep too; so says he,
"Lawyer, that's a great deal of
money; but 1 have m-re causes
there; if I give you the 1000 dol
lars, will you plead the other case.-
I shall have to give you?" "Yes.
says Daniel, "I will, to the bes
ot my humble abilities." S
down they went to Rhode Island,
and Daniel tried the case, and car
ried it for the Quaker.
Well, the Quaker, he goes round
to all the folks that had suits in
Court, and says he, "What will
vou give me if I get the great
Daniel to plead for you? It cos:
me 1000 for a fee; but now he
and I are pretty thick, and, as he
is on the spot, I'd get him to plead
cheap for you;" so he got o00
dollars from one, and 200 from
another, and so on, until he got
1100 dollars; jist 100 dollars
more than ho gave. Daniel was
iu a great rage when he heard this.
j "What," said he, "do you think I
would agree to your letting me out
like a horse to hire?" "Friend
Daniel," said the Quaker, "didst
thou not undertake to plead all
such cases as I should have to
giveihee? If thou wilt not stand ! tually walked to the Carlinwark
to thy agreement, neither will I, loch, bathed, and returned home
stand to mine." Daniel laughed j in the same manner he w ent. Go
out, ready to split his sides, at this.! ing and returning, lite distance is,
"Well," says he, "I guess I might j as near as may be, half a mile,
as well stand still, for you to put; and it will be" recollected that
the bridle on this time. forvnulT tiiJC.'-iv wq n hitter far wild
have fairly pinned me up in a cor
ner of the fence, any how;" so he
went good humoredly to work,
and pleaded them all.
Premium. The editor of the
Philadelphia Botanic Sentinel of
fers a premium of One Hundred
Dollars for the best written essay,
in the nature of a critical exami
nation of the question "Are the
discoveries of Dr. Thomson iu the
healing art, of any practical ben
efit to the community?" The
writer must be a graduate of some
respectable medical college, and
the essay must contain not less
than fifty nor more than one hun
dred and fifty common duodeci
mo pages.
Dentistry. The Courier & En
quirer, and the Mirror, both have
referred to a new principle iu the
construction of artificial teeth by
Mr. Leavitt, Surgeon Dentist,
3115 Broadway, which requires
more than ordinary attention, be
cause it is remarkable for its nov
elty and utility. The complica
ted machinery of springs, liga
tures, gold plates, Sec. he. are all
dispensed with, and atmospheric
pressure is substituted, which ena
bles the artificial substitute to be
used with perfect ease for all pur
poses of firm mastication, without
any unpleasant metallic taste from
the metal or complication in the
management of springs and ma
chinery. JY. Y. Star.
flCT'The rumored discovery of
a gold deposite in Albemarle
county, Virginia, turns out to be
a hoax, as might have been antici
pated. The doubloons are alt
counterfeits. ib.
Extraordinary Fact. It was
Dr. Currie, the accomplished bi
ographer of Burns, who first re
commended cold immersion iu ca
ses of fever, more particularly
where the tvne takes the name of
scarlet. The suggestion, we be
lieve, proved not a little startling,
and the public natural!' enough
revolted at the idea of tearing a
patient from his warm bed and
plunging him suddenly into a cold
bath, whether under cover or in
the open air. But the practice
gained ground notwithstanding,
and many striking recoveries
were accomplished by a remedy,
which to many seemed worse than
the disease, or at all events more
likely to kill than cure. Sliil so
peculiar a mode of treatment re
quired the greatest delicacy on the
part of the practitioner, and tho'
not of the faculty, we have always
understood that it was in a certain
critical stage of the diseases thai
Dr. Currie himself considered it
safe and advisable to hazard the
experiment. Accordingly the
practice has been discontinued,
from the aversion which parents
oid relatives so generally cherish
t so rough a trial, and further,
Torn the opinion that copious
sponging serves all the purposes
"f a cold bath. In this opinion
we confess we do not agree, bat
be that as it may, we proceed to
record the following very curious
fact. A young man residing in
Castle Douglass, whose name will
be given privately, if required,
had, while laboring under influen
za, accompanied or followed by
typhus fever, became so delirious
that his friends had to watch him
closely. From some accident,
however, his attendants, for a brief
space, were out of the way on
Tuesday, the 22d March, and on
that day the patient rose from his
bed, and with no other clothing
than his night can and shirt, ac-
severe frost in the
snow upon the hills.
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valleys and
On reach
ing his father's house, he was im
mediately put to bed, anil strange
as it may appear, soon after be
came perfectly calm and collect
ed. The fever, too, abated, and
on Saturday last, when a friend
wrote to us, he still improved "to
such a degree as to induce the
hope of speedy convalescence.
Dumfries Courier.
Wife Selling. One of those
disgraceful exhibitions, the sale of
a wife, took place on Monday.
The husband is a blacksmith na
med Garth. He first sold her for
a shilling, then bought her back
again, and resold her to a mar
ried man for half a crown. The
wife of the purchaser came in on
learning the fact, and amused a
company of fellows of low char
acter who were present, by maul
ing her faithless spouse rather se
verely. English paper.
f7The Wandering Piper has
travelled 23,79S miles on this con-
linent during the last four years,
and collected $27,000, of which
he has given $12,000 lo charita
ble institutions and paid $ 1 5,600
for travelling expences; leaving
him minus $000. If so, he is the
first "bonnie Scot" who has been
-
j caught in a Yankee trap.
JV. Y. Star.
fX?The advantage of shade
trees, in limiting the extension of
a fire, is said to have been practi
cally and strikingly illustrated a
day or two since at Augusta, Ga.
where a fire which had broke out
in a kitchen on Reynold street,
was thus prevented from spread
ing to the adjoining buildings. .ib.
The mysterious
Stranger. At
a very fashionable boarding esta
blishment in one of the large ci
ties, a singular circumstance late
ly occurred.
A gentleman and lady with a
ver beautiful little boy, about two
years old. arrived and took apart
ments. Every thing about them
indicated that they were accus
tomed to the first walks of society
and that they were quite weal
thy. They gradually became ac
quainted with the gentlemen and
ladies residing at the establish
ment, won their respects and se
cured their confidence. They
were taken in their soirees and iu
return kept open apartments to all.
A rich lady who was frequently
of their social party, became much
attached to the little boy. She
won his affections, and pleased
vith the various attentions she be
stowed, be was frequently in her
parlor.
The strangers often w ont abroad
in the city and vicinity, leaving
the smiling boy with his new and
devoted acquaintance. She be
came more and more attached to
him as he developed new, eviden
ces of innocence and loveliness:
and the strai'ge lady encouraged
his new formed attsciiment with
unwonted constancy..
It was a few months since tie
strangers arrived at toe establish
ment. They visited the parlor of
their new ' acquaintance, in their
usual friendly and familiar man
ner. They stated that they were
going to ride out, (as they fre
quently had done before,) and the
stranger lady said that they had
better lake the little boy with
them, as she feared he "was get
ling to be too much trouble to her
kind friend." But she strongly
objected to the child's accompa
nying them, averring that it was
too cold, and that instead of his
being a trouble to her, she was
unhappy to have him leave her for
a length ot lime. 1 hey kissed tne
boy, bade the kind hearted and
benevolent lady good morning
took their departure and have not
since been heard of.
In the bosom of the boy's frock
was afterwards discovered a large
sum of, money, with this laconic
note: Be a mother to this child .
and Heaven will bless ycu for it.
; New York paper.
(tTThe New Orleans papers
contain a temperate declaration
drawn up by-, the' officers, crews,
and passengers of the schooner
Julius Cesar, lately captured, and
since released, by the Mexicans.
They state that they had been in
irons on board the Gen. Teran,
and most cruelly treated. The
wives of the passengers were also
brutally marched through the
streets to the prison, under escort
of troops. These ladies refused
to leave their husbands. They
were afterwards released.
JY. Y. Star.
Slave Trade. By advices from
Bermuda, we learn that the Brit
ish brig Wanderer, arrived at Nas-
sau, i. l . on the oih ult. with a
slaver, under the Portuguese flag,
Immured a fptv rlavs heforp. The
R..- cnt c - ,1(WtUPC.orj
1nnutuiuw crt v 7 " V uiiuy I
savs, we
this slaver had originally on board
470; but in consequence of being
short of provisions, and the prev
alence of the small pox, the poof
creatures died so fast that the num
ber had been reduced to 400,
thereabouts. ib.
or
Potatoes. We every day hear
complaints about watery potatoes.
Put into the pot a piece of lime as
large as a hen's egg; and how
watery soever the potatoes may
have been, when the water is pour
ed off the potatoe will be perfectly
dry and mealy. Sojne persons
Hse salt, which only hardens pota
toes. A. lr. lunes.
To make Fire and Water proof
cement. To half a pint of vinegar
add the same quantity of milk;
separate the curd, and mix the
whey with the white of five eggs;
beat it well together, and sift it in
to a sufiifient quantity of quick
lime, to cover it to the consistency
of a thick paste. Broken vessels
mended with this cement never af
terwards separate, for it resists the
action both of fire and water.
Antidote against Arsenic. The
hydroxyd of iron is said to be a
certain antidote against the poison
of white arsenic.
A Fact. A young lady in Ver
mont having by accident, spilt a
few drops of patent hair oil on her
cheeks, before going to bed, a
woke next morning with whiskers,
several inches long.
Portsmouth Times.