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BE SURE YOU ARE EIGHT ; THEIST GO AHEAD.-D. Crockett.
VOL. 54.
TARBORO', N. C, FRIDAY, MAY 6, 187G.
NO. 21.
i
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ENERA.L DIRECTORY.
TAUIIOKO'.
M wok Fred. l3iiili i is.
Commissioners lesfc A. Williamson.
,ia-
rob KeUiunlieimcr, Diu'ul W. liurtt,
Al.-x.
MeCabe, Joseph Cobb.
SucuiiTAUY & TkSVjwisiiK kubl. White
hurst. Chief on- Iomci: K.lm v .
Assistant I'oi.ice foil" Ma-J
Si.uouson, Aliimore Marnnir.
E.
t Clerk
and Prolate .'
II. L. Staton, Jr.
'lister of Deeds Alex,
Mc'Jabe.
Sheriff josaph Cobb.
Coroner
Treasurer Tlobt. II. Auntiu.
Surveyor John E. Baker.
Standard Keeper J. B. Hyatt.
Sa.'wol Kramin.rs. II. II. Shaw
Wm. A.
Oilman rind K. S. Williams.
Keeper I'oor House Wm. A. Dujrsian.
Commissioners Jno. Lancaster, Chairman,
Wiley Well, J. B. W. Norville, Frank Dew,
M. Esem. A. McCabc, Clerk.
hails.
AKRIVU, AND DEPARTURE OF MAILS
.NORTH AXD SOUTH VIA W. & W. K. K.
Loave Tarboro' (daily) at 10 A. M;
Arrive at Tarboro' (daily) at - - 3 30 I . 31.
WASHINGTON MAIL VIA GREENVILLE.
FALKLAND AND SPARTA.
Leave Tarboro' (daily) at - - -- M
Arrive at Tarboro' (daily) t - - G 1. J..
rhe MfftiW. and tUe Places of Melding:.
Concord K. A. Chapter No. 5, X. M. Law
rence, High Priest, Masonic Hall, monthly
convocations first Thursday in evury mouth at
10 o'clock A. M.
Concord Lode No. 5S, Thomas Gatlin,
.Master, Masonic Hall, meets first Friday night
it 7 o'clock 1. M. and third Saturday at 10
o'clock A. M. in every mouth.
Repiton Encampment No. 13, I. O. O. F.,
I. K. Palamountain, Chief Patriarch, Odd Fel
lows' Hall, meets every lirst and third Thurs
day of each month.
Ed 'eeombe Lodse No. 50, I. O. 0. F.,
T. W. Toler, N. G., Odd Fellows' Hall,
meets very Tuesday night.
Edgecombe Council No. 122, Friends of
Temperance, meet every Friday night at the
Odd Fellows' Hall.
Advance Lodge No. I. O. G. T., meets
every Weducsday night at there Hall.
Zanoah Lodge, No. 235, I. O. B. B., meet
on first and third Mondav night of every
month at Odd Fellows' Hall, A. Whitlock,
l'fesident.
CIiriiCHES.
Episcopal Church Services every Sunday
st 10 1-2 o'clock A. M. and 5 P. M. Dr. J. IS.
Cheshire, Rector.
Methodist Church Services every Fourth
Sunday ot every mouth, morning aud night.
l6t Sunday :it night and 5th Sunday at nighr.
Rev. Mr. Swindell, Pastor.
Presh'iierinn Church S-.-rvices every 1st,
Srd and' 5th Sabbnhs. Rev. T. J. Allison,
Pastor Weekly Prayer meeting, Thurs
day night
Missionary Baptist Church Services the
4tli Sunday' in every moi th, morning and
night. Rev. T. R. Owen, Pastor.
Primitive Baptist Church Services first
Saturday and Sunday of each month at 11
o'clock.
Adams' Hotel, corner Main and Pitt Sts.
O. F. Adams, Proprietor.
F.XPKES.
Southern Express Otliee, on Main Street,
closes every morning at !J o'clock.
N.'M. Lawrence, Agent.
PROFESSIONAL CAUDS,
POWELL,
Attorney and Counselor at Law,
TARBORO', Ar. C.
frg- Collections a Specialty. "
Office next door to the Southerner oiiice.
July 2, 1S75. tf
JOS. BLOUNT CHESHIRE, JR.,
ATTORNEY AT LAV,
AND
NOTARY PUBLIC.
ttp" Office at the Old Bank Building on
Trade Street.
je25-tf.
H
OWARD & PERRY,
Attorneys and Counselors at Law.
TARB0R0', N. C.
Practice in all the Courts, State and
Federal. nov.5-1y.
II. JOHNSTON,
Attorney and Counselor at Law,
TARBORO', N. C.
Attends to the transaction of busi
ness in all the Courts, State and Federal.
Nov. 5, l&To. ly
F
REDERICK PHILIPS,
Attorney and Counselor at Law,
TARBORO', N. C.
Ef Practices in Courts of adjoining coun
ties, in the Federal and Supreme Courts.
Nov. 5, 1875. ly
7" ALTER I WILLIAMSON,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
TARBORO', N. C.
IVil! practice in the Courts of the
Judicial Distri-.t. Collections made in
2nd
any
part of the i.taie.
Office in Iron Front Building, Pit
Street, rear of A. Whitlock & Co's.
Jan. 7, 187G. tf
JACOB BATTLE,
Counsellor and Attorney at Law,
ROCKY MOUNT, N. C.
Bt7 Practices in all tLe State Courts.
March 24, 1S70. ly
J II. & w.
L. THORP,
Attorneys and Counselors at .uaw,
ROCKY MOUNT, N. C.
PRACTICES in the counties of Edge
combe, Halifax, Nash and Wil on, and
in the Supreme Court North Carolina, also
in the United States District Court at Raleigh.
DR. E. D. BARNES,
Surgeon Dentist,
ITIiliu Street,
TARBORO', N. C.
All work warranted to give entire
satisfaction. feb.l8-if.
Dr. G. L. Shackelford,
DENTIST,
TARE0H0', N. C.
Office opposite Adams' Hotel, over S. S. A'ffs
Co's Store.
')wing to the stringency of the times, I
iave reduced my charges tor all operation to
a standard that will not fail to suit every one.
Care of children's teeth and Plate work a
specialty.
Satisfaction guarau cd iu all cases.
March IT, 1370 ly.
MISCELLANEOUS.
CENTS iHwiU writ for Circulars for new bftfakl
Jinnkihza
Young;
WIFE
No. 19.
The grand incceii of the year. 3Qth fhotiand lo preu. Full
Expose of Mormonlsm nl Polygamy, a Wo
man's Story told in full. Introductions by John B.
COUgh nd Mrs. LWermOre. Bran new, with nearly
200 illustration. Po not engage with any book until yoa hare
if en our ItlnstraWd Circulars, showine larpe tales. Sent free to
m. DUSTIN.CILMAN & CO..RIchmond.Va
BOYS AND MIDDLE-AGED MEN train
ed lor a successful stait in Business Life at
Eastman. College. The oldest, largest and
only Institution that gives an Actual Busi
ness Practice. Currency and Merchandise
usL-d have a eal value. Each day's transac
tions hased on quotations of New York Mar
ket. New Buildings. Rates low. Graduates
assisted to situations. Applicants received
any week day. Refer to l'ntrons and Grad
uates in nearly every city and town. Address
ior particulars and Catalogue of 3,0W) Gradu
ates in Business. II. G. EASTMAN, L L. D.,
l'oughkcepsie, N. Y.
ta? 1 O !l at nome- Agents wanted.
J Outfit and terms free. TRUE fc
CO-, Augusta, Maine.
AGENTS WANTED ! Medals and Diplomas
Awarded for AOLMAV3 NEW
PICTORIAL IHBLE. '
1,00 illustration.
A.J. HOLM AN
Phila.
Address for new circulars,
& CO., 1130 Arch Street,
FREE TICKET
To Philadelphia S:
. From anvnnint in II. S. east of Ilfjih,
KflfJF5T5 Above R. R. Ticket (it also ad-
rV&ti I Vf mits to Centenuial O rounds)
nr.' yiii cash a day easily earneu canvas-sing
fcfoui naner. niturR. At Anvb-Kiv can da it.
3 r- -r ' r , . . ' . .
r ramcuJars free. JSena a'.arees on iostaicara.
j oreceivp copy oi paper also, scna bets. Aa-
S&i J HE ILI-CSTRATED W KEKLY,
$Tlh
ale and Female in their own lucul-
drcss P. O. VICKEUY & CO., Agusta.Mc.
85 to 820 M
,r at home. S.implos m
rth
jrt-
STIXSON A; CO., r
land, M:-.ine.
MIM) READING, PSYCHOMANCY,
FASCINATION, Soul Charming, Mes-ni'-ri-ni,
r.nd Marriage Guide, showing Iioav
either sex may fascinate and gain the love
and allettion of any persbn they choose iu
stantlv. 4u0 pages". Bjuail 5Ll ets. Hunt &
Co., ll!'. 3. 7th St., Philadelphia,
5
Wife or without Portable Hot V.'ater Reservoir and CloseL
With all latest improvements.
Largest Oven and Flues. Longest Fire B:x for long wctrf
Ventilated Oven, Fire 3ack and Fire Bex Bottom in.
sures a Quick, Scet and Even Eakc and Roast
Swing Hcsrih and Ash Catch. Won't soil fioor or carpci.
Durable Double and Braced Centers and Ring Covers.
Burns but little wood. Has Kica or Solid Iron Front.
Carefully Fitted Smooth Castings. No Old Scrap Iron.
Nickel Plated Trimmings. Tin Lined Oven Doors.
Ground and Silver-like Polished Edjes and Mouldings,
Heavy. Best New Iron. Won't crack.
Manufactured by
RATKEONE, SARD &. CO., Albany, N. Y.
JSolU bu an Enterprising Dealer in every Tow
W. G. LEWI3, Agent,
Nov. 12, lST5.-6ui. Tarboro', N. C.
GEO. S. HAWES,
MANUFACTURER AND DEALER IN
riTiii, Copper
AJfD
m
JLi 1 lllUi
Tctrboro9 mil. C
FULL LINE OF COOKING, HEAT
1.
ing, Parlor & Ofllce Stoves,
Kept constantly on hand,
which will he sold at the
lowest cash prices.
R00FK6 AXD GVTTERIXG
either in town or country, promptly attend
ed to and on reasonable terms.
of all kinds in his line exeeuted with prompt
ness.
If you can't afford to buy a new stove brin
your old one and trade.
GEO. S. HAWE3,
Nearly opposite Post Oiiice.
Ful). 1, 1S70. ly-
TO
iUUMJMia&lIil
OF EDGECOMBE AVD AD
J0HIM1 COUNTIES,
I have just received afiesh stock of Setc
for l7o, such as
P0TAT0E SEEDL1XGS, Picked
EARLY AXD LATE PEAS
of all varieties.
Cabbages, Collard ,
AND ALL OTHER KINDS FOR THE
GARDEN.
A'so GRASS AND HERB SEEDS.
At A. II. MACNAIR'S
Drug and Prescription Store.
Tarboro, Jan. 28, 1876. tf
ACORN COOK.
MISCELLANEOUS.
AUSTIN'
J.
WHOLESALE k RETAIL
Prices Low
Down for Cash
I'W Acent for PETER'S AMMONIATED
DISSOLVED IiOXE, pi euared expressly for
Cotton. uiar.24-ly.
L. WRENN
Manufacturer of and wholesale dealer in
CARRIAGES, BUGGIES, FARM WAGONS,
CARTS, WHEELS AND AXLES, HAR
NESS, COLLARS, 1IAMES, SAD
DLES, LA PROBES, HORSE
CLOTHING, WHIPS,
Also a large Stock of Carriage Materials.
Nos. 14, 16, 24 aud 20 Union Street,
Norfolk, Va.
A RARE opportunity
T
UIE STOCK OF GOODS OF
M. Weddell & Co.,
WITH THE
Good Will of th& Business,
13 OFFERED
FOR SALE!
and the Store House can be leased for
ONE OR MORE YEARS.
This is one of the oldest and
Best &03.c3.s
IN THE PLACE.
Apply to
SI. WEDDELL & CO.
Tarboro, Dec. 17, 1S75. tf
IN
GROCERIES
AND
FINE LIQUORS.
THE undersigned respectiully call the at
tention of the citizens of Tarboro and
surrounding country to their stock of
Groceries, Liquors, fk,c.
Family Flonr of all Grades,
CHEAPEST IN TOWN.
A large lot of
Coffee,
Hams,
just received and for sale at Wholesale and
Retail.
FLOIR A SPECIALTY.
Bargains unsurpassed. Capital limited. I
deal strictly on the CASH basis, therefore can
give unsurpassed bargains.
Call before you purchase.
S. WOOLARD & CO.
Feb. 25. 1875. 6m.
NOTICE.
im
J. i i
ITETISHING to close my mercantile bust
J T ncss, I will sell the most of my stock
of goods now on hand, amounting to about
fio.uuo,
FOR. CASH.
Parties wishing bargains would do well to
call soon aud supply themeelves. I would
also sell on accommodating terms, my
STORE AND LOT,
in this place. The store is new, large and
well built, and one ot the most conveniently
arranged tor business of any storo iu the
State. The stand for business is all that
could be askd for.
Parties wishmg to purchase can communi
cate with me at this place.
J. H. FIPPEN,
Feb. 4.-3m. . Whitaker's, N. C.
GEO. L. PENDER,
Bruffi Faulkner & Co.
Wholesale Dealers iu
Foreign and Domestic Dry
uoqU, Aotioiis & white
GOODS.
275 W. BALTIMORE STREET,
J. e. Ruff, i Baltimore.
A. B. Faulkner, -
n. R. Hallett, ) novl9-ly.
5
(inxbota 0Urrur-
Friday, : : : May, 5, 1376
a MonnAH court mn,
HOW THE NAME OF "MOTIIEH" SAV
ED A LIFE.
OM Job Dawson ha J been duly
elected to the responsible position
of justice of the peace, and this was
the first case that deaiauded his at
tention. Job was a veteran moun
taineer, and had hved in the shad
ow of the lofty peaks, hunting,
trapping and fighting Indians, to
me his own -words, "Sense Adam
war a kid." In that rough region
an accusation of a great critae
against anyone is but a forerunner
of a "hanging bee," and a trial is
seldom thought of. Cut in the
present instance, a wild 'cuss' who
had been frequenting the settle
ments, had beeti appropriating a
'broncho' (7ndian pony) belonging
to a neighboring ranchman, and had
been pursued and brought back.
Old Job was summoned to try the
culprit, and a spot in the rocky
gulch near the squire's cabin wa3
selected as the site for the investi
gation. A motly crowd of hunters,
trappsrs, miners and ranchcrors
were present. Seme were lyin on
the ground and others sitting upon
the rocks, all anxiously awaiting
the squire's coming. Job soon
came from toward the cabin, and
with dignified air seated himself
upon a boulder, took off his bear
skin cap, and said :
'Fellers, the court are ready to
git dewn to biz, an' I want yer all
to cheese yer racket and let up on
that chin music according to law.
Throw yer hair
;ht, tnd pay
tentien to th3 court.
Every hat came off at this com
mand . and his honor glancing a
roand the circle, said :
'Whar is the dam cuss V
Three mountaineers armed with
Henry rifles and sir-shooters, ster -
ped forward with the thief, a young
man wearing a bold, devil may-care
expression. His hands were se
curely fastened behind his back with
("buckskin thongs. Clad in buckskia
from head to foot, he presented a
picturesque appearance as ho. faced
the squire.
'What do yer call yer when yer
at home ?' asked the court.
'Aint got any home leastways in
these parts,' sullenly replied the
prisoner
'Aint
hey ?
Well, what's
the
the
name you tuk
states then V
w'en you left
'The boys hyar on the hills call
me Tiger Jim.'
'Yirell, Tige yer spotted a boss
thief, ah I reckon thar's something
in it, or the boys wouldn't a brought
you in. Zou can't expect a tony
trial like you'd get doAVn to Lara
mie or eny of them towns along the
road. We haven't eny paper, pen3
or ink, or eny of that sort of fool
ishness up hyar in the hills, an thar
aint one of U3 could engineer them
if we had, so we'll just grind yer
through and do the best we can for
yer. In the name of the law I now
ask yer did you collar that hoss
but stop'er right thar, doggone it,
I forgot to swar you. Cum mitey
near forgitting it. Hold up right
hand !'
'Hold up nothing. How kin I
when they are tied titer'n blazes !'
' Ihat s so. ler k rect, iige, but
guess eny member of the body will
be cording to law m extreme cases.
Steddy him a little fellers, so as he
in hold up his right foot.
Tige raised his moccasion-covef-
ed foot, while a guard on each side
held him in position.
'Now, then, I aint a fly on them
ar lawyers attydavys, but 1 11 make
her enough to Aiexicau mule.
Tige
im,
do you swear by the Zoly
Moses, according to laws of Wyo-
niing lerntorry, that every time
yer chip into my racket ye'll give
us a square truth ? An ef yer don t
do yer hope that yer may get chaw-
ed up by a grizzly, chopped to pei-
1 .
ce3 oy oioux, strung up to pine
with a rope around yer neck, an
tail to connect on heaven w en yer
ngnt goes out, to tne Dest ol yer
understanding a3 provided by law,
s help yer Uod, eh :
That s jist wa 1 1 does, pardy.
'Now, Tige, yer under oath, and
ev ry time yer speak yer want3 to
hit the bull's eye. Did yer hear
that boss t
Wall, Uncle Job, there's no use
of lying 'bout it, and I'll tell iist
how it war. Last night you know
thar war a iamboree over to Al.
Milkin's ranch in Miller's Gulch,
and I war thar. Al had bin in La-
rime city, and got a keg o' good old
budge and we all got purty full.
liter aancinsr war over, i nuiiea
out fur Bowie's ranch, whar I am
- i i
hanging out, and as I war stagger-
ing down round Mountain Cat Hill
the broncho that
war mcketed out in the orass. and
war list drunk enougn to mount him
k. . . . o 7 r:
and lite. I know I'm eoinrr to
swin? for it. and I'll die j?ame too.
I aiat wort a cuss, anyway, and
it warn't for my good old mother
back in the states f here the tears
began to roll down Jus bronzed
cheeks) who never closes her eyes
'thout praying God to send me back
to her, I'd laugh at death and help
yer fix the ropo ; but when I think
of that darling old soul I get weak
er than a wounded antelope, tell
ye, fellers, I've been a tough cuss
ever since I struck out for the hills
and s'pose the world will be better
'thout me in it. My old mother'll
suffer, I know that, for I'm her on
ly ki J, and hev sent every ounce I
could spare to her and its all she
had to live'on. She's bin good un
to raej God bless her, and I'm sor
ry I hevn't lived so'? I can camp
wittr her up thar (raising his tear
ful eyes toward heaven) and boys,
won't some o' you write to her.
Tom Kirk thar, knows whar she
lives, and tell her I got let out by
an Injun, or pegged out naturally.
For God's sake dost let her kntw I
was strangled. Tli6 news' ud kill
her. But then, I'll cheese this gab
or ye'll think Tm weakening and
the man don't live as can skeer Ti
ger Jim. Elevate me boys jist as
quick as ye please, I'm ready when
ye arc.' During this recital Jim's
eyes were filled with tears, and a
close observer would have detected
'silent weeping' on ail sides. The
word 'mother' had awakened tender
recollections in the breast of every
one of those hardy mountaineers.
Men who could face death in any
shape without a particle of feeling
did not try to hide their tears at
the mention of that sacred name,
mother ! How sweet it sounded to
their ears ! It carried them back to
the happy days in the dead past,
whsn they blessed with the love of
parents, before the insatiable thirst
for gold led them into these moun
tain wilds. Not a word was spken
for a few seconds, and then old Job
drew his herny hand across his wa
tery eyes and said in a husky voice:
'Tige, ye w'udn't break an oath,
would ye V
'No, Job Dawson, not for friend
or foe. There aint a boy in the
hills as can say thet Jim ever went
back on his given word. I am a
rough un, and do some mitey mean
things, but when I sa a thing you
can gamble every dollar you've got
upjn it being straight.'
'Wall, Tige, we had intended to
swing ye, an' ye deserve swinging,
but I can't git rid of that 'mother'
chinnin' ye gave U3. I 'spect the
old lady set heart on seeing .ye a
gain, and is wearing her old eyes
out looking fer yer. I've got an
old mother myself, and though I
hevn't sot eyes on her since '49 her
pictur's right hyar in my heart a
pleading for yer o'd woman, Tige.
its ruff Tige, ruff, an' let's see
yes darned ef I don't du it. Jack,
cut them strings so's he can git hi3
hands loose. Thar, that is it. Now
Tige, hold up yer right hand and
ef ver ever swore strong do it now.
Do yer swar by the great God and
yer blessed old mother thet ef this
court discharges ye, ye 11 lite rite
out for the state3 and go hum to
tho old lady, an love her as
Ion? as she stays out of heaven 1
this Titrft. before
almio-htv God and this court ?' 'I
do. Jna. and thar's mv fist on it.
I swar it, and 1 11 pull stakes rite
owatr '
7 - - - -
'Th-n vou re released on them
terms and the boys will help ye git
vtr trans down to the station : but
mind, 1 tell ye Tige, ef ye're ever
caught in the hihs again ye'll go up
a tree, idlers, the courts over
and the prisoner's discharged.
Marion County (Cal.) Journal.
A Description of Christ.
The following interesting literary
curiosity was found in Rome some
years ago, and is worm repuDiica-
tion : public lentuiuhis letier to
the senate of Rome c one ernina Jesus
Christ
It beiair the usual custom of tno
Roman Governors to advertise the
Senate and people of such material
things as happened in their respec-
tive provinces : In the days of Tib-
erius Caesar, and Emperor, Publius,
President of Judea, wrote the fol-
lowing epistle to the Senate con
cerning our blessed fcavior.
Conscript Fathers.
Jesus Amabills.
There appeared in these our days,
a man of great virtue named Jesus
Christ who is yet living among us,
and of the Gentiles is accepted as a
prophet of Truth. He raiseth the
dead, and cureth all manner of
diseases. A man of stature some-
,
what tall and comely with a rever-
end countenance, such as th be-
holders may both love and fear,
iiis hair is ot the color ei a chest-
nut full ripe, plain to the ears,
whence downward it is more Orient,
curling and waving about his
shoulders, in the midst of his
hair is a seam or partition alter the
i ' i
manner oi tne razanies, ma iore
head plain and very delicate. His
face without spot or wrinkle, beau-
tinea with a lovely red. Mis nose
and mouth so formed as nothing
can be reprehended. i?i3 beard
I taickish, m color like ni3 nair not
very long but forked. His look,
innocent and mature. i7is eves,
ef gray, clear and quick. In reprov
ing be is terrible. Courteous and
fair spoken, it cannot be remem
' bered that any haye seen him laugh;
, . ..,
but many have seen him weep. In
proportion, his body most excellent,
his hands and arms very delectable
to behold. In speaking, very
temperate, modest and wise. A
man for his singular beauty sur
passing tho children of men.
S0323 S::3n:rioitio3 of Crartslnp-
'Probably there is no instance
in wnich any two lovers have made
love evactly in the same way as any
other two lovers, since the world
began. Sir Arthur Helps.
Barkis insinuated.
Viv ien charmed3Icrlin. .
Aleia&der'fiaSvr -2 i&aSre ft?'
Thais.
Ilildergarde took the bull by the
horns.
Tho Merchant of Venice sof t
soldored Portia, with a casket of
lead.
The garrulous female in the Ara
bian Nights told her husband
stories.
Victoria sent for Prince Albert
and told him she waatad him. She
was victorious.
In the Polynesian Islands they
win their hearts by beating their
heads with a shillalah.
Harry the Eight and Bluebeard
were off with the head of the old
love before they were on with the
new.
Dr. Johnson poked the tobacco
ia his pipe dewn with his sweet
heart's linger a warm token of
affection.
Tristram did it mostly with a
harp, and was also a good li .-.
His two Isoldes were too many for
him.
Bothwell was inclined to Mane,
and locked her up in a castle. It
worked as well as Peter's pumpkin
1 ii
sueii.
Dobbetl's wife caught him by the
race with wnica sue used lier
wash tub. She was never known
to use it after the wedding.
Tarn liomily, the famous lawyer
killed himself because his wife died,
while a good many others kill them
selves because they won't die.
Nicholas of Itussia wanted to
pop the question at a dinner table,
but didn t like to be caught at it,
so he imbedied a ring in a lump of
bread and handed it to her.
Charlemagne's secretary was
caught by a snow storm sparkling
the Emperor's daughter at midnight
and she carried him horns oa her
back, so that his foot;
tep?
dn't
De traced, ine jumper
r heard
it and saddled him on
the rest of her lift?.
to her
foi
A $200,000 Hots
kat Dr. Pierce is Doinsr Am Iuipa.-
taul liitei pri.se
We learn that Dr. R. V. Pierce,
proprietar of the "World's Dispen
sary," in this city, has perfected
the purchase of a large lot of land,
on whic'a he -proposes to erect a
large notei ior tne accommodation
ol his numerous patients, earning
hither from all points of the com
pass. The land purchased by tue
enternrisin? Doctor 13 234 feet
front on Prospect avenue, runnin
through to Fargo avenue, 332 feet;
w , ,. r
also an adjoining lot extending irora
the above Connecticut street. It is
in the midst ot our extensive sys
tem of public parks, front3 the old
ana Deauuiut rrospect, xarn., is uuu
a snort distance irom tne "ircie
in one direction, and the "Lake
Front" in the other. The site se
lected is a fine one being both beau
tiful and healthful : is one of the
highest portions of our city, easily
accessible, yet sufficiently retired
to secure quiet, ahd commands a
pleasant view of the lake and river
as well as the surrounding city and
country. We understand than it is
tne intention of Dr. Pierce to crec
a hotel at the cost of at least two
hundred thousand dollars, where
those who come to enjoy the be-
iit of his treatment may find all
desired accommodations under one
roof, instead ef being scattered over
the city, as at present. We are
given to understand that our archi
tect3 will be invited to submit plaus
for the proposed structure without
delay.
Newspapers
School teacher, who had
been
engaged a loag time in nis
profes-
sion, and witnessed the influence of
a newspaper upon the minds ot
family and children, write3 a3 fol-
I m
lows
I have found it to be a universal
fact without exception, that those
scholars, of both sexes, and of all
ages, wno nave access to newspapers
at home, when compared with those
wno have not, are :
l. iietter readers, excellent m
pronunciation," and censequently
read more unaerstanaingiy.
- . xuey aits uc tier speuera ami
define words with ease and accuracy,
3. They obtain practical know
ledge ot geograpny in almost nait
the time it requires or others, as
the newspapers have made them
acquainted wita tne location ot tne
important places, of nations, their
governments and doings on the
- globe.
4. They are better grammarians
- for having become so familiar with
I every variety of style3 in the news
papers, from the common place ad
vertisement to the finished and
classical eration of the statesman,
they more readily comprehended
the meaning of the text, and con
stantly analyze its construction
with accuracy.
5. They write better composi-.
tions, using better language, con
taining more thoughts, more clearly
and more correctly expressed.
G. Those young men who have
for years been readers of newspa
pers are always taking the lead in
debating societies, exhibiting a
more extensive knowledge upoa a
cL-yyar:ety of subjects and ex
pressing their views with greater
fluency, clearness and correctness.
A Healthy Fr33 Luncher.
A tramp while on his travels
noticed a placard in front of a bar
room. It bore the pleasing legend.
'Free Lunch,' and he walked m,
walked unostentatiously up to a plate
and commenced perations on a
sandwhich; then the bar-keeper
walked up to the cadaverous wretch
and said :
'Men who eat here are expected
to pay for a drink.'
'I know it,' said the tramp.
'Well then, why don't you
form to the rule.'
'Cause I go in for health,
don't drink till I am through
ing.'
con-
and
The bar-tender turned his
for a moment, and tho tramp slip
ped three sandwiches into his coat
pocket and calmly devoured four;
then he walked up to the bar, and
to the dispenser of stimulants hus
kily whisptred :
'Gimme a glass o'water, will ye?'
'What ! water after four saud
wliiches ?' said the bar-keeper,
angrily.
'YesV replied the tramp. I
have been a drinking o' it for nigh
outer forty years, and its just the
healthiest stuff a going.'
And he hobbled out; but if he
had caught the boot that flew after
him he wouldn't have been satisfied
with the 'booty' of his visit.
He
Wasn't There.
The baby who wasn't at the Un
ion Fair was at the Post Office in
his little bugv yesterday, says the
Free prees. He was a baby with a
snag-teeth, yellow hair, white eyes,
and an ugly kick to his heels. A
pedestrian tried to pat hiai .on the
nose, and the young generation
struck at him and howled diseonso'
lately. A boot-black pinched his
foot, and the baby kicked right and
lett and maue the covers Uy.
'lie wasn't at the fair, was he t
inquired one of the boys as the
mother came out.
'I guess he wasn't net much,'
sue answereu. 'lie was nome mind
1 11T 1 1
ag his business.'
'Then he didn't get a golden ea
gle r
'lie didn't get nothing,
sae snap
ped. 'i don t put my
llesU and
blood on exhibition for no golden
rles, or gulden geese, or goldcr
anything else.'
'But he'd have taken the A. I, O
., XXX premium if you'd had
lim there,' persisted the boy
'lie s just as good as he i3 hand-
- i i i
some, she roniieu, as sue tucked
the clothes down. 1 have been
told over and over again that he is
the handsomest baby in Detroit
'Would you sell him t seriously
inquired the boy.
'Sell him: Why, what would
you do with a baby V
'i'd paint his nose, dye nis hair,
whittle out seme good teeth for him,
trim his ears down, and then sel
lim for a tobacco sign,' whispered
the boy.
This is why a woman was yester
day seen chasing a boy around the
Post Office square, always just near
enough to get in a kick, but always
jnst an instant too late to hit tne
spot. When a policeman stopped
her she had both hands clenched,
her eyes flashed flre,her teeth were
hard set, and she gasped :
'Take mythGuse and lot, but let
rue get hold of that boy '.'
Ths Burial Swlndlw-
The Hartford (Con.) Times Mid-
dlotown correspondent, referring to
the frauds reported to exist in con
nection with the burial of the sol
diers who died during the late war,
and to tho published stories of mu
tilation of bodies, says : -but 1
have a worse story, as told by a
sub-sontractor in this locality, who
was engaged in the business. This
sub-sontractor says that straight
line3 a mile in length were given
by surveyors to the contractors,
whose business it wa3 to place the
headstones. In placing the head
stones, it was found that in order
to keep them ia line, the stones
would te placed on the breasts in
stead of at the head of the bodies,
and it would therefore be necessary
to break through many of the cof
fins. The contractor says that the
expense was greater to dig through
wood, and the government there
fore paid him for all such cases $20
extra, over his contract.
At this point the fraud which had
been practiced on tho government
in the burying ol dead bodies by
former parties was brought to light.
In brehking through the coffins,
instead of finding the remains of
some soldier, leg3 of mules were
found in huadreds of instauces ; and
tc-day headstones, which are sup
posed to mark the last resting place
of some dead soldier, stand but as
monuments to the remains of mules.
Household Words.
Along about bed time the De
troit wife says she'll go to bed, and
aer husband yawns and goes down
the hall. After half an hour ha
joins her up stairs, and she sleepily
nquires :
'Did you bolt that side doer V
'Yes.
'And the back door V
'Yes.,
'And you fastened that cellar
door V
'Yes.'
'-dnd did you put a brace under
the I ob of the hall door?
'Yes.'
'Sure that all tho windows are
nailed down V
'Yes.'
'I'll bet the window in the spare
bed- oom is un.'
'No it isn't.'
'Did you see if the blinds of the
pantry window were fastened ?'
'les,'
'Well, put your revolver on the
chair, leave a bright light, and, if
you hear a burglar in the room, for
heaven s sake don t wake me up.
for I know I should scream risrht
out.'
lloodv and
a Heek-Lookinar
Peni-
tenr.
A few days ago a meek-looking,
penitent man went into the inquiry
room at the Hippodrome in New
York, where the most wonderful
revival of the world, is progressing.
ne intense sorrow and overwhelm
ing humility of that mourner, touch
ed the heart of Mr. Moodv. and
the great revivalist knelt bv the
side of the sinner in prayer, but
while the minister prayed, the peni
tent wate.ted. They both arose;
the meek-looking individual, as he
passeu out ot the door, looked corns
forted, and carried out a timepiece
tha' had not entered with him. The
minister as he felt for his watch a
few minutes afterwards, looked very
moody and was heard : 'Beware
of pick-pocket3 ! I have been ta
ken in, and my watch taken out !'
Two Kinds of Girls.
There arc two kinds of girls.
One is the kind that appears best
abroad tho cirls that aro traoi for
parties, visits, balls, etc., whese
chief chief delisrht is in all such
things. The other is tho kind that
appears best at home the girls
that are useful and cheerful in tho
dining room, the sick-room, and all
the precincts of home. They differ
widely in character. One is fre
quently a torment at home; the
other is a blessing. Ono is a moth
consuming everything about her ;
the other i3 a sunbeam, inspiring
life and gladness all along the path
way. Now it does not necssarily
follow that there shall be two clas
es ot girls. The right modification
would modify them both a little,
and unite their characters in one.
'Maria Theresa Jennings and
Clotilda Semantha Jenning, gim
me that are book ? The idea of
gals not more'n nineteen readin' all
about that are Beecher scandal.
And you professors, too ! Ef your
poor mother was alive now, what
do you calkilate she'd say? Gim
me that sinful pamphlet till I des
troy it.' And the pious old deacon
indignantly took 'The Story of the
Great Scandal' from them and eat
up till three o'clock in the morn
ing reading it in dining-room, with
tho door locked and his hat hung
over the keyhole.
Twenty-five thousand dollars will
be offered for the dead body of the
man who wrote the folio wing poem.
"If I was a lokle editor,
Wouldn't I have a time ?
I wouldn't print a cussed word
For lessen a $ a line."
"I'd get my grub and licker free,
c5 tickefs to the buows,
I wouldn't pay f ortmggy bier,
& wouldn't I wear good close J"
.
'Veil,' said an honest Teuton,
throwing down the morning paper
and having a long sigh, 'dot beats
all. Dere vos Beecher, und Bab
cock, und Belknap, und now dey
got Bendleton, too. Geefs 'noder
glas3 lager, boy.
Visitor Can I see Dr. Jones ? Ser
vant No, sir ; he's not at home, sir !
Visitor Could I see his er depu
ty ? Servant Please, sir, you'd better
wait till master comes home, as I
don't know where it is, and he don't
like his things meddled with.
If your geraniums don't flourish,
jast graft them upon tomato vines
and see how that works. A Los
Angeles man tried it, and his gerv
anium, or tomato it's hard to tell
which
-is growing thriftly,
ana
b!o33oraing beautifully.
A Chicago clergyman preached
from the text, 'Where are the nine?'
The Post replies. 'Most of them
arc with the Haymakers.
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