rrfT rrTrV, BE SURE YOU AEE EIGHT ; TBLEIST GO AHEAD.-D. Crockett. VOL. 54. TARBORO', N. C, FRIDAY, JUNE 23, 187G. NO. 28. iii 11 till! 1 u a a h hi , n 1 1 II II, GENERAL DIRECTORY. TAHBOKO'. Mator Fred. Philips. Commissioners Jesse A. Williainsou, Ja cob Feldenheimer, Daniel V. Hurtt, Alex. McCabe, Joseph Cobb. Secretary & Treasurer Kobt. Wbite hurst. Chie op Police John V. Cotten. Assistant Police J. T. Moo e .las. E. Simonson, AHiiuore Macnair. COUNT V. Superior Court Clerk and Probate Judge H. L. Staton, Jr. Register of Deeds Alex. MeCabe. Sheri ff Joseph Cobb. Coroner Treasurer Uobt. II. Austin. Surreyor John E. Baker. Standard Keeper J. B. Hyatt. School Examiners. H. II. Shaw, Wm. A. Du?gan and K. 8. Williams. Keeper Poor House Wm. A. DupRan. Commissioners Jno. Lancaster, Chairman, Wiley Well, J. B. W. Norville, Frank Dew, M. Esem. A. McCabe, Clerk. ITIAII.S. ARRIVAL AND DEPARTURE OF MAILS NORTH AND SOUTH VIA W. & W. R. K. Loave Tarboro' (daily) at 10 A. M. Arrive at Tarboro' (daily) at 3 30 P. M. WASHINGTON MAIL .VIA GREENVILLE. FALKLAND A.D SPAKTA. Lave Tarboro' (daily) at Arrive at Tarboro' (daily) at 6 A. M. C P. M. LODGES. riio NlgUtM and the Places of meeting. Concord K. A. Chapter No. 5, N. M. Law rence, High Priest, Masonic Hall, monthly convocations first Thursday in every month at 10 o'clock A. M. Concord Lodge No. 5S, Thomas Gatlin, Master, Masonic Hall, meets first Friday night it 7 o'clock P. M. and third Saturday at 10 o'clock A. M. iu every month. Repiton Encampment No. 13, I. O. O. F., I. B. Palamountain, Chief Patriarch, Odd Fel lows' Hall, meets every first and third Thurs day of each month. Edgecombe Lodge No. 50, I. O. O. F., T. W. Toler, N. O., Odd Fellows' Hall, meets every Tuesday night. Edgecombe Council No. 123, Friends of f emperance, meet every Friday night at the Odd Fellows' Hall. Advance Lodge No. 2$, I. O. G. T., meets every Wednesday night at ther Hall. Zanoah Lodge, No. 235, I. O. B. B., meet on first and third Monday night of every month at Odd Fellows' Hall, A. Whitlock, President. IHIKCIIIS. Episcopal Church Services every Sunday at 10 1-2 o'clock A. M. and 5 P. M. Dr. J. B. Cheshire, Rector. Methodist Church Services every Fourth Sunday ot every month, morning and nitrht. 1st Sunday at night and 5th Sunday at night. Rev. Mr. Swindell, Pastor. Presbyterian Church Services every 1st, 3rd and 5th Sabbaths. Rev. T. J. Allison, Pastor Weekly Prayer meeting, Thurs day night. Missionary Baptist Church Services the 4th Sunday in every moLth, morning and night. Rev. T. R. Owen, Pastor. Primitive Baptist Church Services first Saturday and Suuday of each month r.t 11 o'clock. HOTELS. Adams' Hotel, corner Main and Pitt Sts. O. F. Adams, Proprietor. EXFHESS. Southern Express Office, on Main Street, closes every morning at 9 o'clock. N. M. Lawrence, Agent. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. JlRANK POWELL, Attorney and Counselor at Law, TARBORO', X. C. - Collections a Specialty. - Office next door to the Southerner ofllce. July 2, 1S75. tf JOS. BLOUNT CHESHIRE, JR., ATTORNEY AT LAW, AND NOTARY PUBLIC. fcT" Office at the Old Bank Building on Trade Street. je25-tf. II OWARD & PERRY, Attorneys and Connselors at Law. TARBORO', N. C. VW Practice in all the Courts, State and Federal. nov.5-ly. yy H.JOHNSTON, Attorney and Counselor at Law, TARBORO', N. C. Attends to the transaction of busi ness in all the Courts, State and Federal. Nov. 5,1875. ly F REDERICK PHILIPS, Attorney and Counselor at Law, TARBORO', N. C. E3P" Practices in Courts of adjoining coun ties, in the Federal and Supreme Courts. Nov. 5, 1875. ly ALTER I'. WILLIAMSON, ATTORNEY AT LAW, TARBORO', N. C. fFill practice in the Courts of the 2nd Judicial District. Collections made in any part of the State. Office ia Iron Front Building, Pit Street, rear of A. Whitlock & Co's. Jan. 7, 1870. tf JACOB BATTLE, Counsellor and Attorney at Law, ROCKY MOUNT, N. C. Practices in all tie Stale Courts. March 24, 1876. ly J, H. & W. L. THORP, Attorneys and Counselors at Law, ROCKY MOUNT, N. C. TlRACTICES in the counties of Edge JL combe, Halifax, Nash and Wilson, and iu the Supreme Court North Carolina, also in the United States District Court at Raleigh. DR. E. D. BARNES, Surgeon Dentist, IHuin Street, TARBORO', N. C. gf All work warranted to give entire satisfaction. feb.l8-tf. Dr. G. L. Shackelford, DENTIST, TARBORO', M". C. (ifu-e opposite Adams' Hotel, over S. S. Xash $ Co1 Store. ')ing to the stringency of the times, I Vuve reduced my charges lor all operation to t:iudard that will not fail to suit every one. Care of children's teeth and Plate work a M'HOialty. Satisfaction guaraut ed in all cases. March 17, 1878 j. MISCELLANEOUS. THE SUN J FOR THE CAMPAIGN! The events of the Presidential campaign will be so faithfully and fully illustrated iu THE NEW YORK SUN as to commend ii to candid men of all parties ! Wo will send THE WEEKLY EDITION (ei-ht pa-es) post paid, from now till after ch-ction for 50 cts.; the Sunday Edition, name size, at the same price; or the D;dlv, four paires, for 3.00. Address THE SUN, New York City. df"Oa day at home. Agents wanted. eJP 15 Outfit and terms free. TRUE & CO-, Augusta, Maine. T A Visiting Cards, with your name finely M I printed, sent for 25c. We have 200 styles. I H I Agent Wanted. 9 samples sent for stamp A. II. FULLER & CO., Brockton, Mass. A GREAT OFFER ! Dering this month we will dispose of 100 new and second-hand Pianos it Ogans of lirst-class makers, including Waters' at lower prices than ever before ouvred. New 7 Oc tave Pianos for $200 Boxed aud Saippecl. Terms, ?40 cash and $10 monthly until paid. New 5 Octave 5 Stop Organs with book closets and stool warranted for 100 :2() cash, aud $5 monthly until paid. Illustrated Catalogues mailed. Agents Wanted. HORACE WATERS Af SONS, -M Broad way, N. Y. A WEEK guaranteed to Agents, 2b I I Male aud Female in their own loeal v ' 1 ity. Terms OUTFIT FREE. Ad dress P. O. VICE.ERY & CO., Agusta, Me. tt Per at borne iiiii'les worth V" v vv fl tree STINSON A: CO., lnt- land, Maine. MIND READING, PSYCHO MANCY, FASCINATION, Soul Charming, Mes merism, and Marriage Guide, showing how either sex may fascinate and gain the love and affection of any person they choose in stantly. 400 pages. By mail 5C cts. Hunt & Co., 130 S. 7th St., Philadelphia, NEWSPAPERS OF THE UNITED STATES. A complete list, numbering 8.1:.".. with a Gazetteer correct to date, of all town :uid cities in which Newspapers are published; historical and statistical sketches of theGrcit .Newspaper Establishments; illustrated with numerous engravings ot the principal news paper buildings. Book of 3U0 Faces, just sued. Mailed, post paid, to address for .iic. Apply (inclosing price) to Superinten dent of the Newspaper Pavilion, Centennial Grounds, Philadelphia, or American News Company, N. Y. Every advertiser needs it ADVERTISING in RELIGIOUS AND AGRICl'I.Tl'R A 7. WEEKLIES HALF-PRICE. Send for Cat alogues on the List Plan. For information. ddress Geo. P- Rowell & Co-, 41 Park Sow, NEW YORK, AGENTS, make no engagements till you see our NEW BOOK, Which in thrilling interest, sterling merit, elegance and cheapness, has absolutely no equal. It is " The Tniso " for the Centen nial period takes on sight. ihe JSortk American Renew says it is " de servinff of unqualified Draise : we antirirritr for it an extensive popularity ": the Dubuque JVmei-savs " Just, surli a wnrl- r.j Minncnuld of the Amcricae People will be glad to pos sess . iue ueirou Aacertiser calls it "prefer able to any yet published." Any active Man of Woman of good address insured large profits and steady work for a year. For full particulars, aaaress J. U. FORD & CO., April 2S.-St. 27 Park Place, New York. PRIVTAE Boarding House. MRS. V. E. LIPSCOMB respectfully an nounces that she has opened a Private Boarding House in Tarboro, on the corner ot Bank and Pitt Streets. Good Fare, Pleasant Rooms, Com for taoie ea. Hour a irioCcratc. Feb. 19, 1875.. THIS TAPER IS OS FILE WITH Where Advertising Contracts can lie mad. GEO. S. KAWES, MANUFACTURER AND DEALER IN Tin, Copper SHIT IRON WARE, Tarboro j A FULL LINE OF COOKING, HEAT- ing, Parlor & Ofllce Stoves, kept constantly on hand, which will be sold at the lowest cash prices.. R00FOG AND GUTTERING cither in town or country, promptly attend ed to and on reasonable terms. of all kinds in his line exeeuted with prompt ness. If you can't afford to buy a new stove bring your old one and trade. GEO. S. I1AWES, Nearly opposite Post Oflice. Feb. 18, 1870. ly. IS?! MILL GEARING- MADE PSHAFTING.PULLEYS AND HANGERS The UNEQUALLED JA& LEFFEL DOUBLE F Address, POO LE & HTJ NT. I Want to Sell. T WILL SELL MY TWO STORY DWELL- J. ing on Church Street, corner of Thomas street live rooms and closets, ihe jpsSK house is newly painted and in excel- lent repair. One acre of ground is ISjlijl, attached under new paling. There are also the necessary out houses. It ts a bargain for somcooay. I will also sell a good Piano and other Fur niture. Also several vacant lots on Church 8treet. All in Rocky Mout, N. C. DOSSEY BATTLE. Oct. 29,1875. tf. mttr ALU 1 S 12 ADVERTISEMENTS. FUE1TITUHE ! A large lot for sale cheap for cash. Also 1. Furniture made to order, by PITT ST., TARBORO', N. C. Cail and see before you purchase. 4lk .IM promptly attended to. Keeps on hand and makes to order, Maho an-, Walnut, Poplar and Pine Coffins. Also on hand a full line of METALIC CA SES. Hearse for hire on burial occasions. Terms cash. Jan. 1, ISTO.-lv. J. E. SIMMONS. " 1. t. tIylor; " Manufacturer of WIXDOW FRAMES, DOORS, Plain Panels of every style DOOR FRAMES, WIS LOWS, SASHES, 11L1NDS, JfAXTLES, MOVLDIXOS, BRACKETS, SCROLL WORK ash Tobacco Box Patterns, Whitaker's, N. C. Also, contracts to put up buildings, furn ishing all material, complete turn-key jobs, or otherwise, as parties mny prefer, all with kiln-dried lumber. March 24, 1S70. ly GEO. L. PENDER, WITH Bruff; Faulkner & Co,, Wholesale Dealers iu Foreign and Domestic Dry Good, Notions & White GOODS. 275 BALTIMORE STREET, J. e Ruff p i 5nUiiiioi-e. A. B. Faulkner, Wm. K. Hailctt, ) novlO-ly. Look lo Your Interests ! m m mis 0. C. Farrar&Co's iNE LINEN BOSOM DRESS SHIRTS, FOR $1.00 EACH. A large and fresh Stock of Dry Goods, Shoes, Boots aud Clothing, with a lull line of GROCERIES just received. These goods were bought VERY LOW and will be sold at rock bottom prices. Also 100 Boxes of Manu factured Tobacco. Wo assure our natrons who desire to nav cash for their goods, that by calling on 0. C. FARRAR & CO, they will find prices iu every way satisfacto ry and goods as low as they can be purchased in any market in the Sonth. All we desire is an inspection of our goods. Parties will lind it to their interest to call on us. When you come to Tarboro', don't forget 0. C. FARRAR &. CO. April 21. 3m SPRING GOODS! SPRING GOODS I SPRING GOODS ! Dress Goods, Linen Lawns, Percals, Ladies' Hats, Ladies and Children's Shoes, Gloves, Hos iscry and White Goods ! ! BOOTS and SHOES, Egf All bought for cash at panic prices, and will be sold very low by T. H. GATLIN. N. B. T. II. Gatlin is Agent for "Domestic I aper v ashions. Tarboro', April 7, 187G. A CARD TO THE PUBLIC ! I am now prepared to furnish the Centen nial COOT & LUCRE TIE SHOE, cheap pr thnn ffn sp trnlt.pn nn In Tftrt.hprn fiftpa " - w r -. . , and am ahead of trade in this aud adjoining counties. I use nothing out First Choice French Calf Skins and Extra Pebbled Goat. The finest grades of Sole Leather, English Bend a specialty. The latest style last are used in my business. Also kecp3 constantly on hand all sorts of Shoe-finding. Workmcnship unexcelled. Givemeatrial, and if my work don't suit will make sacrifice on any that 13 taken Irom mv House. O. C. DOGGETT. Tarboro, May 5, 1876. 8m. Mtboxo' Bontbttmt. Friday, Juno 23, 1S76 WHAT WAS IT? Dr. Ilibbort has shown that spectres are nothing more than ideas or recollected images of the niiad which in certain states of bodily indisposition have been rendered more vivid than actual impressions, and that the pictures of the 'mind's eye' are more vivid than the pic tures of the body's eye. Sir David Brewster, in his 'Natun.1 . Magic,' goes further than this and shows that ihe 'mind's eye is actually the body's eye, and that the retina is the common tablet on which both classes of impressions are painted, and by means of which they receive their visual existence "under the same optical laws. He thinks that this is not only true in the rase of spectral illusions, but that it holds good of all ideas recalled by the memory or created by the imagina tion, and that it may be regarded as the fundamental law in the sci ence of pneumatology. Robert Dale Owen, in his 'Foot falls on the Boundary of Another World,' tells a marvelous story of coincidence that one can hardly be lieve were brought about by no other agency than chance. Mr. Owen says that the story was com municated to him in July, 1859, by J. S. Clarke of the schooner John Hallock, then lying in llutger's slip, who had it direct from Mr. Bruce himself. He adds that the John Hallock was then trading be tween New York and Santiago. Mr. Robert Bruce, born at Tor bay, in the south of England, and bred up to a seafaring life, in 1S28, when about thirty years old, was first mate on a bark trading between Liverpool and St. John, N. B. On one of her voyages bound westward, being then five or six weeks out, and haing neared the eastern por tion of the banks of Newfoundland the captain and mace had been on deck at noon, taking an observation of the sun, after which they loth descended to calculate their day's work. The cabin, a-small ene,-was immediately at the stern of the ves sel, and the short stairwaxjdftscend ing to it ran athwartships. Imme- iately oppos:ce to this stairway, just beyond a small square landing, was the mate s state room; and irom that landing there were two doors, close to each other, the one opening aft into the cabin, the other front-. iner the stairwav into the state rcom. The desk was in the forward part ot the room, close to tne door, so that any one sitting at it and look ing over his shoulder could see into tne caDin. ne mate aosorDea m his calculations, which aid not re sult as he expected, varying consid ably from the deadre ckoning, had not noticed the captain s motions Having completed his calculations, he called out, without looking around, 'I make our latitude and longitude so and so. Can that be right ? How is yours V A3 there was no reply he repeated his ques tion, glancing over his shoulder and seeing as he thought, the captain busy writing on his state. Still no answer. Thereupon he arose ; and as he fronted the cabin door the figure he had mistaken for the cap tain raised his head and disclosed to the astonished mate the features ot an entire stranger. Bruce was not a coward, but as he met that fixed gaze looking upon him in grave silence, and became assured that it was no one whom he had ever seen it was too much for him he rushed up to the deck in such evident alarm that instantly attrac ted the captain's attention. 'Why, Mr. Bruce,' said the latter, 'wnat in the world is the matter with you ?' 'The matter, sir ? Who is that at your desk V 'No one that 1 know of. 'But there is, sir, there's a stran ger there.' A. stranger I w hy, man, you must be dreaming. lou must have seen the. steward there or the second mate. Who else would venture down without orders ?' ut, sir, he was sitting in your arm-chair, fronting the door, writing on your slate. Then he looked up straight in my face ; and if ever saw a man plainly and distinctly in this world I saw him. 'Him ! who V 'God, knows, sir ; I don'c. I saw a man, and a man 1 never saw before.' 'You must be going crazy. Mr Bruce. A stranger and we nearly six weeks out ! 'I know, sir ; but then I saw him 'Go dawn and see who it is.' Bruce hesitated. 'I naver was believer in ghosts,' he said, 'but i the truth must be told, sir, I'd rather not face it alone.' 'Come, come, man. Go down at once, and don't make a fool 0 yourself before the crew.' 'I hope you have always found me willing to do what's reasonable Bruce replied, changing color ; 'but if it's all the same to you, sir, I'd rather we should go down together. "The captain descended the stairs. and the mate followed him. Nobody in the cabin ! Thev examined the state-rooms. Nor a soul to be fouad ! 'Well, Mr; Bruce,' said the cap tain, 'did 1 not tell you you had been dreaming !' 'it's all very well for you to say so, sir, but if I didn't see that man writing on your slate, may I never see my home and family again !' Ah 1 writing on the slate ! Then t should be there still," and the captain took up the slate. 'My God ! he exclaimed, 'here's omething sure enough! Is that your writing Mr. Bruce V Ihe mate took the slate, and there in plain, legible characters, were the words, 'Steer to Nor'-West.' 'Have you been trifling with me, sir inquired the cantain sternlv. x 4 - 'On my word as a man. Sir.' re plied Bruce, 'I know no more of this matter than you do. I have told you tne exact truth. The captain sat down at his desk in deep thought, the slate before hiin. At last turning the slate over and pushing it toward Bruce, le said, 'Write down, 'Steer to nor' west.' -The mate complied, and the cap tain said, after narrowly compar ing the handwriting, 'Mr. Bruce. go and tell the second mate to come down here. He came, and at the captain's request, he also wrote the words. So did the steward. So, in succession, did every man of the crew who could write at all. But not one resembled, in any dsree, the mysterious writing. After the crew had retired, the captain sat deep in thought, 'Could any one hp.ve been stowed away V at length he said. 'The ship mu3t be search od, and if I don't find the fellow, he must be a good hand at hide, and seeL Order up all hands.' Every nook and corner of the vessel, from stern, was thoroughly searcuea, ana mat with all the eagerness of excited curiositv for had gone out that a stranger had shown himself on board but not a iving soul beyond the crew and officers was found. Returning to the cabin after their fruitless search, 'Mr. Bruce,' said the captain, 'What the devil do you roake ot all t.hi." Can t tell, sir, I saw tho man write; you see the writing. There must be something in it.' 'Well, it would seem so. We have the wind free, and I have a great mind to keep her away and see what will come of it 'I surely would, sir, if I were in your place. It's only a few hours lost at the worst. 'Well, we'll see. Go on deck and give tho course nor'west. And Mr. Bruce,' he added, as tho mate arose to go, 'have a look out aloft, and let it be a hand you can de pond on. At about 6 0 clock the lookout reported an iceberg nearly ahead, and shortly atterward what he thought was a vessel close to it. As they approached, the captain's glass disclosed the fact that it was a dismantled ship, apparently frozen to the ice, and with many human beings on it. Shortly afterward they hoye to, and sent out the boats to the relief of the sufferers. It proved to be a vessel from Quebec, bound to Liverpool, with passen gers. As one of the men who had been brought away in the third boat that had reached the wreck was ascend ing the ship's side, the mate, catch ing a glimpse of his face, started back in consternation. It was the very face that he saw three or four hours before, looking up at him from the captain's desk. The exhausted crew and tarnish ed passengers having been cared for the mate called the captain aside. 'It seem3 that was not a gho3t 1 saw to-day, sir: the man's alive.' 'What do you mean ? Who's alive ?' 'Why, sir, one of the passengers we have just saved is the same man I saw writing on your slate at noon. I would swear to it in a court of justice.' 'Upon my word, Mr. Bruce,' rc plied the captain, 'this gets more and more singular. Let us go and see this man.' They tound him in conversation with the captain of the rescued ship. They both stepped forward and ex pressed in the warmest terms their gratitude for deliverance from horriDie late slow death by ex. posure and starvation. The cap tain replied that he had done only what he was certain they would have done for him under the same circumstances, and asked them both to step down into the cabin. Then, turning to the passenger, he said : I hope sir, you will not think I am trifling with you; but I would be much obliged if you'would write a few words on this slate,' and he handed him the slate, with that side .up on which the mysterious writing was not. 'I will do any thing you ask,' replied the passen ger; 'but what shall I write? 'Suppose you write, 'Steer to nor'west.' ' The passenger cheerfully compli ed. The captain took up the slate and examined it closely; then step ping "aside so as to conceal the slate from the passenger, he turned it over and gave it t him again with the other side up. 'You say that is your hand-writing ?' said he. 'I need not say so,' rejoined the other, looking at it, 'for you saw me write it.' 'And this V said tho captain, turning the slate over. The man looked first at one side of the slate, then at the other, puz- ded. At last, 'What is the raean- ing of this ?' Eaid he, 'I wrote only one of these. Who wrote the other V 'That is more than can tell you, sir. My mate here says you wrote it, sitting at his desk, at nocn to day.' The captain of the wreck and the passenger looked at each other ex changing glances of intelligence and surprise, and the former asked the latter-: 'Did you dream that you wrote on this slate?' 'No, sir, not that I remember.' 'You speak of dreaming,' said the captain of the bark. 'What was this gentleman about at noon to day V 'Captain,' rejoined the other, 'the whole thing i3 most mysterious, and I had intended to speak to you about it as soon as we got a little quiet. This gentleman (pointing to the passenger) being much exhaus ted, fell into a heavy sleep, or what seemed sleep, some time before noon. After an hour or more he awoke, and said to me : 'Captain, we shall be relieved this very day.' When I asked him what reason he had for saying so; he replied that he had dreamed that he was on board a bark, and she was coming to our rescue. Ho described her appearance and rig, and to our utter astonishment, when your vessel hove in si:ht she correspond- ed exactly to his description of her, We had not thought much of what he had said, yet still we hoped there might be something in it, for drown ing men, you know, will catch at straws. As it has turned out, I cannot doubt that it was all arran"1- ed, in some incomprehensible way, 1 . iv -r -i oy an overruling rroviuencc, so that we might be saved.' 'XffOt thft imprs5irn that. thA bark I saw in my dream was going to rescue us,' said the passenger, out how that impression cannot tell. Everything 1 . 1 . came 1 here on T board seem3 quite familiar; yet I am very sure that I was never in your vessel before. It is all a puz zle to me.' "Mother." It is the cry of the infant, just from the cradle; it is the only balm that will heal the wounded heart in youthful days. 'Mother, I'm hurt,' 'mother, 1 m tired, 'mother, sing to me, rock me, tell me stories, it is always 'mother' with the child and the lad. No one like mother. No hand that falU on the fevered brow as softly as hers; no words so sympathetic as those that pass her lips, ihe house would be a grave without her. Life would bo a dreary, thorny road without her and guiding hand. A father may be kind, may love not less, but the wearied child wants the mother's arms, her soft lullaby songs; the caresses of her gentle hand. All childhood is a mixture ot tears and loys. A kind word brings a smile, a harsh word a sigh, a fall is pain, a toss a joy. The first footsteps weak and trem bling, grow stronger by the guid ance or a mother s love. The little wounds, the torn cloth es, the headaches, the heartaches, the trials, all vanish at the word3 of a mother, and there is built up in the heart of every man an edifice of love and respect that no crime of his can topple down no dungeon cell affect; And a lad grows to be a man only to find that 'mother' is the same If he errs, she weeps; if he is good and manly, she rejoices. Her's is the only love that lasts endures forever. The wolf of starvation may enter the door, but her love is only tried to shine the brighter. All the world may call her son a criminal, but the mother only believes it not. Trials may beset you, storms gather over you, vexations come, ruin drag you down, but there is one who ever stands firm in your cause, who will nevar leave you. The criminal on the scaffold has suffered in feeling because his bad deeds would cause a pang in mother's heart. The low and wretched, dying in some dark abode of sin, have died with that name upon their lips. There is no praise like her praise, tnere are no sad tears that pain us so much as hers. Value cf Time- One fine summer morning, when Franklin was busy preparing his newspaper for the press, a lounger stepped into the store and spent an hour or more in lcoking over the books, etc, and finally taking in his hand, asked the shop boy its price. 'One dollar,' was the answer. 'One dollar I' said the lounger: can't you taka less than that ?' 'No, indeed one dollar is the price!' Another hour nearly passed, when the lounger said : 'Is Mr. Franklin at home ? 'Yes, he is in the printing office. '2 want to see him,' said the lounger. The shop boy then immediately informed Mr. Franklin that a gen tleman was waiting to see him. Franklin was soon behind the coun ter, when the lounger, with book in hand, addressed him thus : 'Mr. Franklin, what is the low est you can take for this book ! 'One dollar and a quarter,' was the quick answer. 'One dollar and a quarter ! Why, your young man asked me only a dollar.' 'True,' said Franklin, and I could have better afforded to take a dollar then, than to have been taken out of the office.' The lounger seemed surprised, and wishing to end the parley of his own making, said : 'Come, Mr. Franklin, tell me what is the lowest you can take for it?' 'One dollar and a half.' 'One dollar and a half ! . Why, you offered it yourself for a dollar and a quarter.' 'Yes,' answered Franklin, 'and I had better have taken that price then, than a dollar and a half now.' The lounger paid down the mon ey and went about his business (if he had any), and Franklin return ed into the printing office. A Proclamation-W-iiereas, a joint resolution of the Senate and House of Represen tatives of the United States was du ly approved on the 13th day of March last, which resolution follows : is as Be it resolved'' by the Home of liepresentatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled; That it be and is hereby recommen ded by the Senate and House of Representatives to the people of the several States, that they assemble in their several counties or towns t. 1 .Mn.ADAli!na (lanffiw - - " vcrsary ot our national muepena- ence, and that they cause to havo delivered on such day a historical sketch of such county or town from its foundation, and that a copy of said sketch be filed in print or manuscript in the clerk's office of said county, and an additional copy in print or manuscript be filed in the office of the Librarian of Congress, to the intent that a com plete record may be obtained of the progress 01 our institutions dur ing the first centennial of their exist ence. lnd whereas, it is deemed prop- er that such recommenuation oe brought to the notice and knowl edge of the people of the United States ; now therefore, I, Ulysses S. Grant, President of the United States, do hereby declare and here by make known the same, in the hopes that the object of such resolu tion may meet the approval ot the people of the United State", and that proper steps may be taken to carry the same into enect. Given under my hand at the City of Washington, the 25th day of May, in the year of our Lord 1876, and of the inder endence of the United States the 100th. U. S. Grant, By the President : Hamilton Fish, Secretary of State A Little Bough. Brother Talmage, perhaps next io Beecher in the claptrap gospel trade, thus savagely photographs the lady-killing, dandified preacher: lie has a handsome toot or hand, or thinks he has. It is evident from his gait and appearance that he has received most of his inspiration fiora the tailor. His glove nts so well that it seems to have grown on; his boot, as if made on a last of the last fashion. His hair twist3 as though it had been under curling irohs. From his gesticulations you know he ha3 practiced them before the mirror. He prides himselt on being a lady's man, and looks so sweet, and has the appearance of one of Gody s fashion plates. As he takes '.out his handkerchief to wipe away a tear in the midst of 7 M. Z. his sermon the labnc drops must and patch only, and 'balm of a thousand flowers,' and 'new mown hay,' ar.d 'kiss me quick.' lie is a stick of ecclesiastical candy a moral peppermint a religious chocolate drop. He takes his text from the most luscious part of Solo mon's Song, andlithps in a manner thweet beyond dethcription ! He has a diamond ring on two fingers and a glittering stud in his shirt bosom. He suck3 a sugar plum while the collection is being taken up, and, though not short-sighted at all, has his glasses astride his nose, lifts the hymn-book fantas tically, and reads . " There is a land of pu-ah de-light, Where saints immawfal reign" Plastering tho Wrong Man. 2t was a very embarrassing cir cumstance, and it happened at the hetel in Mt. Vernon. A man and his wife were stopping there. The man was subject to fever attacks of colic, and was taken sick there in the night. He told his wife that he must have immediate relief or he could not live, and thought a mus tard dratt would relieve him. She hastily robed herself, went down the stairs and found the watchman, who admitted her to the dining-room and she spread the mustard from the caster on her handkerchief and hastened up stairs. Finding the door ejar, she rushed in, turned down the bed clothes and slapped the mustard draft on the unconcious man's bowels. He instantly sprang- up in bed, and in a strange voice said : "My Ged ! Madam, what are you doing ?" She had got in on the wrong man. We leave the reader to imagine her feelings. She found her own room, and in accents of hrror told her husband the facts. The extreme ludicrcusness of the incident set him into an. inordinate fit of laughter that relieved him as thoroughly a3 the mustard plaster would have done. Very early the next morning, before many of the guests were up, a man and woman, trunk, bandboxes, etc., might have been seen leaving the hotel, for the woman's name wa3 on tho handker chief. A Exceedigly Interesting Item. From the Danville Times. An insurance agent, of the town of Danville, met one day this week, the editor of this paper when the following dialogue ensued : Agent I have a news item for you. Editor Well, I am always glad to get such. The insurance agent then hand ed the newspaper man a little slip, on which it was stated that the one thousand dollar premium on the life of Mrs. had been paid over by his company. Are you an insurance agent? I never knew it before, remarked the editor. Why don't you advertise? It does not do any good, replied the agsnt. We never advertise. ; The editor then pulled out his follows : Mrs. of this county, before her death, had her life insured for $1,000, and the other day it was promptly paid over. But you don t say by whom, said the insurance agent. No, all that the public feel inter ested in knowing is, that the chil dren of the lady got the premium : they don't care from what company. Besides, you say, advertising does no good. Moral The best sort of an ad vertisement is often covered up in an 'interesting item.' Let the editors be on their guard, and not advertise any one's business in any shape unless he will pay for it. "Not by a Duraea Sight!" He was tall and awkard, and she was short and bashful, but both wore a nervous aspect of exceeding great joy. They entered a hotel in Chicago, and after he had reg istered his name 'and lady,' he said to the clerk : 'See here, mister, me and my wife have just been spliced, and I am going to show Amanda Chicago, if it takes a mule a day. Now give u3 one of those rooms like the Tem ple of Solomon, you know.' The clerk called a row-boy and said, 'Show this gentleman to the bridal chamber.' At this direction the tall rustic became instantly excited. 'Not by a durned sight! Ye shiny haired, bild-shirted, dollar-breast-pinned grinning monkey, ye can't play that on me ! if I am from the country, you don't catch me and my wife sleeping in your old harness room.' And they left the hotel. Enow What he wa Hugging. A couple from the country camo to the city yesterday, procured a license and were married is die form. They left on tho afternoon train. They attracted the atten tion of every passenger by their lavish display of affection. The young man kept his arm tight around the bride s waist, as if he was afraid she would vanish before he knew it, and she didn't soem to care if he hugged her right along for half a day. She was so terri bly homely everybody wondered how he could love her, and by-and-by he seemed to think that an ex planation would be in order. He borrowed a chew of tobacco of a man near the door, and remarked: 'I'm going to hug that girl all the way home, though I know she isn't purty.' 'I wouldn't,' briefly re sponded the man: - 'And that's where you'd fool yourself,' contin ued the young man. 'When I'm hugging a hundred acres of clean, nice land, with forty head of stock on it, I can make the homeliest girl in the world look like an angel to me.' 'Augusta )Ga.) Chronical and Sentinel.'

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