I.."':. - - ' . ....... ,., f . !:. - :,:j.-r' l r i . - - x 1 1-- ' t J-!,-'- - fit.: VOL. 63. BE 3HBE YOU AEB EIGHT ; T.ELIJIT. GO A HBAD.-D Crockett. PROFESSION!, 4rH. ALTER P. WILLIAMSON Attorn ey-at-fcaw, j TARBORO', N. p. i:f)ilicc lfext that of Col. J, L.Bridgersr oyer Boll's Jewelry store, Main street.) ; -Practices In State and federal Courts PlUip POWELL, dTTORNEY-dnmjr 1 ' , iRASTK NASH ATTORNBY-AT-LAW, I TARBORO N.iC. - practices la ail the Coorts, State and Ked- GBUS&a? HOWARD, 5 - ' attowej aadCoaitelcrat LiirY: . - TARBCP.C" r. a - A NDEBW JOINER, THB rAHWEH'8 BONO. BT AJtHIB WAIX. I'm up with th Uric in the morning, Aad ont in the dew-sprinkled grass. Enjoying the pure, airy freshness. And health-laden breeze that pass. I watch the east glowing and brightening ; The son shows himself in the sky. And I hear the birds singing and chirping In the wild plum thickets close by. I see the corn waring and nodding, As though it would welcome the light,' When the bright blue arch of the heavens Throws off the dark curtains of night. I list to the voices of morning. And pleasant to me is the eall Of the winds, the brook and the wild birds. And peace folds her wings over all. I feel my whole native expanding. " My heart brimming over with praise. Tor the peaceful delights of the country And heart-rest I find in its ways. . Ttor sweet are the voices of nature. Whispering through woodland and field. And I fei there is much of dlvineness In pure country plc? reveajod.-; . Snrs for the ehagms :. ike eltv lu hurry and vUdering glare; ' . But give me the charms of the country There's life ia its sunshine and air. attorney-atIla jt, TOM'S SOPHOMORE YEAR. ;f GREENVILLE, N. In future will regularly attend the Superior jiirt.- of ftdgecombe. - .Otnee in Tarboro Ilouse G M. T. FOUNTAIN, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW, i Tarboro. N. C.Si Oifle n Iusuraaia ')fflce of , Capt. Orrcn V'illiaaiJ. leKJl-om . L- It. A. Gilliam, Donrsxx Giujam G ULLiAM & SON .1 Attorneys-at-i-aw. TARBORO", N. C., Will practice in the Counties of Edgecombe, Halifax aud Pitt, and la the Courts of the first Judicial District, and in the Circuit and upreine Courts at KaJeigh. I janlS-ly. J AS. NORFLEET, Attorney-at-Iiaw, mRBORO, CIRCUIT . Edgecombe, Nash sod WQ- son. Loans negotiated on reasojbabte terms. J. L. BRIDGER3 & SOT, Attorn eys-at- . .. . - rdRBORO, - ;i4 lry r a JOSSEY BATTLE. ; j Attorney at Law! ; TARBORO, - - I N. C. fllatla A TTa-t V 1- iS'S r 1 M U.M, JllUUUr, . . V J 5racUee io UmhU oL Maah. jEdjrecomb. Wilson and Halifax counties, Also in the f ederal aud Supreme Courts. Tarboro omce. Mp-etairs over new Howard buUdinir. Main street, opp. Bank front room. ? apr 1 "84 D R. H. T. BA83 Offers his profe 1 services I to the ati tens of Tarboro and vicinity, f, Otfice in T. A. McNair's drug store on Main Btrcet '3 : - K. l. N.CARi?, D Surgeon Dentist, TARBORO, N. P. m. and Office L-iaiB, irom 9 a. h. Hill j p. .oiu i to 6 d m. ' -s ' tNext door to Tarboro House, over Uioyst'er A Nash. ,u, r; w. jotner, SURGEON ENTIST on terms as reasonable as f possible. Teeth extracted without pair. Office on Tarboro street, next dopjr to Post Umce. Jan-1 6m , - m . -- J L. SAVAGE, . I . j Livery, Sale, Exchange and Feed Stables. "Corner Oraxtiixx A St. Aiviiw 8tkuti TABBOBO', C These fitahlea are the larerest in the State. und have a capacity of holdinr- tea car-loads of stock. Hve him a calL : lanWr rVPIUM & WHI8KET-HABmH enred at VFiiorae without pain. Book of particulars writ Free, B. M. WOOLEl, M. IX, Atlanta, 4- TEACHERS, Make t70 to tt50 per month Kcllinir nnr StaUdard Books & Bibles. tftuiii nrV fnr ftnrlncr and Summer. Ad dress J. C. McCurdy & Co., Fhilapelphia, Pa. I TJTHER SHELDON, DEALER IN WES it M BUILDERS' HARDWARE,, PAINTS, OIL$, QLASB, - .. - And Building Material of every description i(OH. IB w Hinie v ARRET SQUARE A v 49ROANOAKB AVE J H NORFOLK. vAt 1 Novemberl882. 18,1-y. " -i TARBORO', N. C, THUR' DAY SEPTESIBER 17, 1885. NO. 38 Tom stood in the middle of the room' with his hands in 'bis pockets, whistling oftly, and looking about him. It was a plain little room Just under the roof, but it had been Tom's room ever since he had had one of his own, and he was attached to it. Bat In a day or two, so he was saying to hlnSself, he was about to leave it for nearly a year. There, near the end of the bed,, stood his trunk a funny old trunk that had belonged , to his grand father, and was covered with hairy hide fastened with brass nails. He had just been packing it, and a glance at Its contents told where he was going to spend the coming year. For besides his clothing might be seen green-covered Latin and Greek grammars, leathern-bound lexicons, an algebra, a geometry, a copy of Livy, and several other books, which spoke of a college course. For three days later, at his college in a country town more than a hundred miles way, Tom Sargent intended to make his first appearance as a learned sophomore. "Just to think," he said to himself, "It's only three days sow, and then I'll see all the fellow. Won't we have some pow wows t And won't we dig into the old classics and mathematics f And he gave a boyish shuffle on the floor to cive vent to his delight Just then he heard a step below his window, and, looking out, he saw his fath er entering the yard on foot "Why, father I". cried Tom, suddenly. -TJWyott walX all the way home?" - "Yea." "Why, Where's Topsy V Topsy was Mr. Sargeant's little bk horse that he had for years, and now that he was getting old and growing heavier and more bulky as age crept on he had done but little walking in his business bout town, but made Topsy his invari able companion. ' : 1 "Where's Topsy. father?" asked Tom again. Woll, Tom," said his father, laying down his knife and fork, " I suppose I've old Topsy." Sold Topsy!' cried Tom. "Did you know it, mother " , But his mother's face wns answer enough. Why. what for. father ?" Tom con tinued. '"Sold Topsy I And the new buggy, you bought last year to make your driving easy ; have you sold that, too ?" Yes, I've practically sold them both, The bargain isn't really closed, but Joe Watson has taken them to try to-day, and If his offer's fair I shall take it." Has permanently located in Wil-1 " Why, father," said Tom, In a remon- son, N. (J. . All operations.: wVI De I stratlve tone, as ne Drusnea oacK ms sun neatly and carflullT Mrtonned ana hair. '-Why, your business seeps you traveling between your shop and the folks who work for you all the time. You can't walk all that much." ",I must cut down expenses." said Mr. Sergeant. " I ran behind last year. There's no other way." Nothing more was said. After dinner Tom went up to his room acaln and sat down on a corner of the trunk. - Topsy i old 1 And the buggy sold I It ltd not seem possible. And to think of hie father far from being rigorous now, yet forced to plod about continually over the rough roadav " i ' . -;r 'iff'X The hacks of the gram mers and lex! cons smiling up at him from the trunk, made him uncomfortable. He rose and ahut down the cover of the trunk, and stood for a long time with his hands in his pockets, looking out of the window. There was a very pretty landscape of green pastures and woodland outside, but Tom saw nothing of it Hia eyes seemed to be fixed on some far-away place be yond the horizon. After awhile he turned and began pac ing the room. Then he paused oy ma trunk and opened it again, and again looked in. What pleasant suggestions it offered, what promises it held out ! TVia pwm was small and plain, and Tom was ly no means a good-looking boy. But such boys are sometimes the heroes, and such rooms the battle ground of contest which make no noise In the world, and which yet demanded as much pluck and eharaeter in the victor as has many a famous contest for a kingdom and aerown. Tom continped hU walking to and fro In the little, room, whistling now and then, and from time to time throwing himself in a chair restlessly. The afternoon wore away. The sun dropped till It seemed to rest an instant on a peak which Tom could see irom nis n and the room suddenly grew dark. The change seemed to ronse lorn to a dialon. He put on nw Npai. - mo ment later was walking toward the can w of the town. The next moruing when breakfast was m.i1t Tmn was not on hand. But Just 9 T 4 as his father and mother were beginning to wonder where he could be, what should theyjga-but Tom driving Topsy up to the door and hitching her to the post. "Tom," said his father as he came in, "what does this mean ?" " It means you're going to keep Topsy, Bir," answered Tom, goings up to him and putting a hand on each shoulder ''Father, I've thought it all over, and I've decided not to go back to college this ear, but stay at home and work. That will be enough saving so that you can keep the horse and buggy, and I'll lay up what I earn and pay my own-way when 1 go back to college next year. I'm young enough to wait So you mustn't say a word. I'd rather do it, and it won't hurt me a bit". S And -it didn't hurt Tom. When his Sophomore year did begin. - He was bet ter able to appreciate the worth of the sftidies. He WP9 Hrrr. too, "In trow!;: v".-fs Ileabure aud prh were gained wft&out subtracting from those of others. - . . Ills Hlx Friend. A crowd gathered on a wharf in San Francisco had an opportunity to see a dog rescue another dog from drowning and go about his work as intelligently as if he nad been the trained officer of a humane society. A small terrier'dog fell from the stringer of the wharf into the bay. He swam around for some time in a circle and many plans were suggested for his rescue, but none of them proved practical The little creature seemed doomed to a watery Rrave, for he was fast becoming ex hausted. The female portion of the audi ence was much exercised and gave many expressions of pity. Just at the moment that all hopes of saving the terrier were given up the bark of a dog iu the crowd attracted attention aud there appeared upon the stringer in front of the wharf a large Newfoundland. He saw the little fellow in the water, and with a low wail he ran to and fro along the wharf for a moment or two, and then, to the surprise of everyone present, he sprang into the water and at once swam to the terrier. Seizing him by the neck with his teeth, and after swimming about for some time. he sighted the new sea-wall extension. about a hundred yards distant, for which he headed. Upon landing his burden on terra firm a. the Newfoundland gave two or three sharp barks, and seemed to be proud of what he had done. It wns some time be fore the terrier was able to gain strength to walk away. One of the witnesses of the strange eight, patting the Newfoundland dog, said "This dog is mine, and I would not take 1,000 for him at this moment" O, WOODWARD, with ; . E, B. BLAMIR - Norfolk, Va. Will mail samples of ' I URY GOODS WHKN REQUESTED, Dresses made to order, tiorrospondaaoe so uhvw. , Huuoguas or 1 Altera a snaibsa llms, to any addrMs. i . MUSICAL NOTES. ' There are beginners on the piano waft can get back at popular melody until It wishes It had never been composed. New Orleans Picayune. . . ' .J" Josh Billings thus discourses concerning a popular Instrument : " The dinner-horn iz the oldest and most sakred horn there iz. It iz set tew muslk and plays "Home Sweet Home " about noon. It has bla listened tew with more rapturous delight than ever any band haz. Yu kan hear it further than yu kan one ov Rodman's guns. It will arrest a man and bring Mm in quicker than a sheriff's warrant it Kan out-toot, ennv other noise. It TOM IttirtJ WOlTEfc ' T: a Hybrid OaTaprtsiK i Sixty Teare Ago SUll Fount UaPeBMsyl- .r's-t-i ST'vaiii irs.,. ' A Mifflin (Pa.) County correspondent of the Chicago. Herald writes: Now and then hur 'ers lftjjhe woods of this and- adjoin in - o unties of Pennsylvania come across i. ", wolfish-looking dogs la Isolated mo itain, regions, but the brutes have alw ys 'tajjkaged to disappear so quickly am .g' the rocks, ou being discovered, that none have ever bees killed. They Ann v nrhaw nnl oa It i m ma r . a : m ' T van.a W" , ;. ."-., StWW!U wiwi gww reason, w ne ue- tehontfnri". te of wolf and mongrel dog, ment ! long may your lungs last 1" V bred together in 1825. Payment to singers has sometimes tak en au odd form. When Mile. Zelle, a yocalist from the Theatre Lyrique at Paris, was making a professional tour round the world some years ago, she gtve a concert in the Society Islands, i; ' agreed to sing an air front Norma' r A lew outer rongs, ana was to et a f of - the receipts. Vhni c bi&t of three pigs, twenty-three tnrkeya, forty-four chickens 6.0U0 eocoannts, bo sides a quantity of bananas," lemons and oranges.. ;." ;: z'i' Af : ' Skeptics are allegingthat there la-aeither fire nor brimstone in sheol ; that the whole thing is a young woman playing a plane, and the crowd can't get away. Louis ville Courier-Journal. j;- ; The King of Bavaria, it is said, 1 so la- fatuated with music that 1 he cannot endure to he without it a moment The Kins should move next door to a family whose daughter is taking musio lessons on the piano, and the son is practising on the trombone. If that wouldn't effect a cure in two weeks "physicians are In vain." Norristown Herald. ; : AYhnt we call "worn voices" are but very toliloni the result of too much labor, but mostly of disregard to hygenic princi ple. In fact a better appellation would be weary voices." Bad living, either too rich or too poor ; heavy drink, unsuitable dress, want of exercise, etc, produce weary voices much quicker than hard work. The vocalist, who is even not very strong, can le.-vr a heavy strain if his sys tem is constantly refreshed, strengthened and kept kt health by proper living. A voice that Is used professionally is a gift of God aud a means of subsistence, and s Mould be studied so as to be kept in order. Amelia Lewis. Lightning struck a piano in a house in York County. Me., and thoroughly de molished it. This will strengthen the theory recently advanced by 'a scientist that lightning is possessed of intelligence. rjoston uourier. A Ureek Ball. A ball in a Greek house in Rhodes is a thing forever to be remembered. . The dresses of the Ladies would provoke a smile from even the most indifferent beholder. Hound dances axa not much appreciated but what they really love is a species of ronJping quadrille with most complicating figures, through which a master of the ceremonies puts you in vile French. On one occasion this official insisted on direct ing us to dance a variety of the lady's chain, which he called chaine de cheval ier, and which my partner naively re marked was excusable in a place which is everywhere haunted by reminiscences of the Knights of Rhodes. When the romp was over we conducted our partners to the smoking room, where the chaperonesJ were sitting smoking cigarettes, and where the air was demise with the fumes of tobacco. I noticed that the younger ladies did not venture on the entire con trol of a cigarette themselves, but pressed their partners to do so, with a view to enjoying an occasional pulL Supper was provided on the most primitive principles. A large dish of tinned lobster salad was put on a table, rodnd whlah every one crowded;" those who were not lucky enough to secure a knife did not hesitate to plunge their Angers into the tempting dish. Glasses of wine circulated freely, and after the repast was over the ball de generated into a scene worthy of a Paris ian music hall. No wonder the Turks smiled a little as they watched this scene and retired as soon as politeness would permit Macmillau's Magazine. i Two Remedies. Old Aunt Patty recommends for sciat ica and rheumatism in feet and legs : Get a piece of rolled zinc very thin : also a piece of rolled copper of the same thick ness, cut irom eacn a piece tne snape oi the bottom of the foot to fit the boot or shoe, then put the zinc in one- and the copper in the other and wear continually till cured. A friend of mine, a perfect martyr to this complaint, assures me he can now walk ten miles when for years he could not walk one. . Also for inflammations, sore throat and chest : Take best olive oil one gill and one fourth part of rectified spirits of turpen tine, mix well and mbthe parts affected night and morning, wrapping round some wadding to keep the. cold away. " I have found this far superior to either mustard or linseed meal poultices. - There is no fear of taking a chill as is of ttimes the case with wet applications after removal, neither is there any unpleasaut heat, the oil' aooth ing the irritating nature of the turpentine. It is also good for rheuma tism and neuralgia, A Care' For (he Bines. Eva Best, of Dayton, O., writes to The Household: A selfish person always makes me think of a house without win dows the sunshine of loving kindness cannot enter in, and the self-sufficient at mosphere of egotism cannot get out! Throw aside the shutters, oh, ye selfish, and let the light of good-will shine out from your soul's tenement upon the weary wayfarer I Open the sash and let In the music of song-birds, the sweet air of heaven, and the golden rays of glad ness forever outpouring from the sun of light and life ! The Bins; aud Bracelet. The crold engagement bracelet Is becom ing quite as popular as the engagement ring. Only diamonds, rubies and pearls are used on these bracelets. The old su perstition about the pearl, that it brings bad luck as a weaaing gnw eiu iu umo gone over entirely, and now it is said that, omoralda and sapphires are the unfortunate " stones to give for bridal nnunii aithnnorh thev are highly fash ionable as gifts any day later to anybody else. Josh BliUnza CooldnH Help Them. Th irvaii it "li" in the Sandwich Is lands, but it feels the same to a baldhead ed man as it does In English, remarks the hairless man of the Philadelphia ixews. Quite Family, The population of the world is estimated at X,400,IWOr9W. Little Thlnas In Life. Chickens, two minutes after they have left the egg, will follow with- their eyes the movements of crawling Insects, and pick at them, judging distance and direc tion with almost infallible accuracy. They will instinctively appreciate sounds, readily running toward an Invisible hen hidden in a box when they hear her calL" Some young birds also have an Innate, Instinctive horror at the sight of a hawk and sound of its voice. Swallows, titmice, tomtits and wrens, after having been confined from birth, are capable of flying at once when liberated, on their wings having attained the necessary growth to render flight possible. . " ' StrengtU of Human Alnselea, Robert Francois Dam lens, who at tempted the assassination of Louis XV., in 1757, after suffering the most unheard of tortures, was sentenced to be drawn in quarters by four horses. But although they exerted their entire strength, by drawing in four directions upon his limbs. for fifty minute the muscles were not torn from -their attachments, and. being still alive, the executioners were obliged to cut the tendous with a knife, in order to answer the law, which was that the criminal's body should be drawn in. quar ters. Precisely the same course was re sorted to in the case of Ravaillac, who assassinated Henry IV., the horses being unable to dismember the criminal's body, Paste. A correspondent of New Remedies gives the following recipe for paste for use in prescription looks and labels: "I dis solve half an ounce of alum in a pint of boiling water ; to this I add an equal weight of Hour, made smooth in a little cold water, apd a few drops of oil of cloves, letting the whole come to a boiL This paste will keep for months. I put it 1n glass or ordinary ointment jars. It is handy, too, for domestic purposes." A Quilted Curiosity. - A St. Louis lady has a crazy quilt made of contributions by Miss Cleveland, the President, Speaker Carlisle, Mrs. Grant Jefferson Davis, Annie James, wife of one the James boys, Phoebe aud Alice Cary, Ella Wheeler. Onida, Agusta Evans, Miss Alcott, Mrs. M. J. Holmes, Mrs. Margaret J. Preston,. Whittier. Fanny Davenport, Emma Abbott, Ellen Terry, Susan B, Anthony and many others. What Railroads are For. The number of passengers carried by all the railroads in all parts of the world in 1884 is estimated at 9,400,000,000, or an average of 6,500,005 a day, - ' Irrepressible and Incorrigible. " While a little girl oa Howard avenue was being rebuked by her mother she said j "Hush, mamma t if you scjld so much you will make me nervous, and I shall die like "Do you remember her?" said the mother. "Oh. yea," replied the little one, "and her mamma scolded and "scolded her so much she got so nervous she went sick and died." KTUca Herald. K : Discussion between a wise child and its tutor : "That star up there is bigger than the world." "No, it isn't." "Yes, it is." "Then why don't It keep the rain off J" Rehoboth Herald. Mamma (confidently) Now, Mamie, as you are so tired to-night you must go right off to bed. ' ' Mamie (four years old) But I'm not tired, IIow do you know when I am tired? You don't know how I feel as well as I do, and I say I ain't tired. Feel of that arm and that leg do you feel anything tired there? Chica go Herald. Little girl "Please, ma, may I have a egg?" Ma "Dont say a egg ; say an egg." L. G, " Can I have a neg ?" M. "That isn't right." , L, O., desperately "Please, ma, can 1 have an hegg ?" Detroit Free Press, LIFT A LITTLE. Wolves wbccemragscarce in tne region sixty yea- ngo, but a few lingered in the woods, and re a tfreat nuisance to the farmers, xnr j g frequent raids oa their Sheep pas tu; : ;. In 1823 one wolf In particular made gr; inroads on tlte farmer sheep, and d i -.!L-,w'vrt to capture ltc There-was .. . . . i .L - . j a j. j umtMin lbo pioneers o jnsi -iiiS&2i4ert--wera aaca tklnga as were-wolves," wolves that bore charmed lives, and possessed the power of rooming abont without leaving any trail by Which thereonld be followed. : . . ' ; i ' itom Ballard was: a famous, hunter of that. day. He ws cu treated by the far mers Who bad been losers by the raids of the mysterious wolf, to bunt it down if the thiewere possible," although many be lieved it was a were-woif. - Ballard started out In the spring of 1828 with his dogs and gun for the purpose of killing the wolf. He roamed the wildest parts of the woods for several days, but eould find no trace bi the animaL At the end of the fifth day he came to a crevice. In the rocks on the southern edge of a hill known as Mount Plsgah. ' There was no outward evidence that ft was a wolf den. but be resolved to enter the cave and flud out Ho crawl ed in on his hands and knees and found two woll whelps a week or Jwo old. He Wrapped them up in his blanket and quickly withdrew from the cave. He did not meet the old wolf, and started for home with the two young ones. , He placed them in his wood house. Three nights later he beard a great noise in the yard. Looking out he saw an old woll trying to get Into the wood house. It was the mother of the whelps. Ballard shot her. She was an unusually large one, and as no more raids were made on the sheep pastaresof the region it was believed that she was. the one that had given them so much trouble. The whelps grew up in captivity. They were both females. In 18-34 Ballard sold one of them. The next year the other one was hred to a mongrel dog. She gave birth to a litter of whelps resembling their mother. : After becoming a mother the wolf, which bad never been fierce, changed to a most ferocious auImaL and noons dared to go near her. Her offsprings early developed wild and vicious charac teristics, and it was thought best to kill the whole family. One night before the decision was carried Into effect the wolf and her half -grown hybrid whelps took to the woods. They were followed, and the mother and one or two of the young ones were kUled. - The others escaped and have bred among the rocks ever since. Lift a little 1 Lift a little 1 Neighbor, lend a helping hand To that heavy-laden brother, 'Who for weakness scarce can stand What to thee, with thy strong muscle, tieems a light and easy load. Is to him a pond'rous burden. Cumbering his pilgrim road, Considerable damage was done bj frost on the night of the 2d in. the vicinity of Moorhead and Wilmar, Minn. The corn crop is said to be entirely ruined, oats are badly dam aged and gardens, wholly destroyed. In the vicinity of Brainard the frost was the most -severe and damaging in many years. Ice is reported to have formed in 'Wilmar. - . . ' idsi't Want f Ketch It." A gentleman who spent several years teaching gives the following account of a teacher's Interview with a boy of about 14 in a rural district Other teachers have probably had similar experiences : "What is your name V' ( "Sam." 44 What is the rest of it?" "Sam-yelL" ' What is your surname ?" " Middle name's Uozayer. ' ' "And the last?'; "Jackson." "Jackson, then, is the name of your pa rents fM "NdJ mum, it ain't One of 'em is named Willy um and t'other one Mary jane, i ---"How old are you?" "Dunno." " What 1 A boy as large as you doesn't anow nis age v "Yessutn." . "A boy of your size ought to know the exact year of his birth." "I do know the year." "What yea was it ?" "Same year as my sister Harriet " "Indeed !' ; Yessumr we're twins." " I want yon to ask your mother how out von are, and tell me-to-morrow." "She dunno: she dunao uothin'." That is not a very nice way to talk about your mother." "She don't keer." "Why doesn't she ?" "She's dead." " Where do yon live ?" "To home?" ' Where is your hme f Over you. f This with a jerk of his Head over nis leit saouuier. "Have yon any books ?" ' "No, mom : I don't need none." "Why not?" I'm oni v in mr a b ab'a." "Then yen have never had any educa tional aa vantage ? Boy scratches his head and says : "No, mom : not that I knows of. But I've had nfrysiplaar If what you said is worse nor that I don't want ter ketch ;"Vv"3k"arpriBed Party. " - A number of young men of Shnltz- town, NJ.t organized a surprise party. and, accompanied by their: girls, visited a farmer's daughter, tea miles in the country.-They drove out In a large wag- en drawn by four horses, as they were about'; starting for home, after midnight, their; conveyance broke down. The eld farmer was also a cattle dealer, and he had wagon " what would hold 'em. all. and they might return home in that Theptfoepted h offer- lt was daylight wheujwiey reached town. All were in a merry mood laughing, fllrtiug, singing. and so forth, as If they bad taken out license for. such doings. Persons in the street whose attention was attracted by the hilarious party, also broke out in a fit of laughter. ' The merriment in the wag on ceased as if by magle when one of its occupants discovered, on each side of the vehicleJ a painted sign reading : "A fine lot of calves for sale 1" The "Or czer'a" Ilea of all. . "jres," said . the druggist, "there are some curious people in the world. A man has got to keep his eyes open if he escapes Imposition. Why, blame their skins, men have Waked me up three times this week at daybreak to buy postage stamps That ia what I eall pure gait" And shak ing' up four eenta' worth of "yarba" in a bottle he pat a label en it, raked a silver dollar Into the drawer, and slid a quarter back.-: ' v Coed TJndertaatdlBge. - A man whb lives on Indian farm, Lewis County, West - Virginia, is seventeen yearr old, and his bare feet measure thirteen and a half Inches In length. ; Quint r Walker, near Beidralle, was found asleep near bis house by his 'wife, '.witli his 'coat under his haaul v ml a. ihotila in hia Docket. This was Thursday bight and he re mained asleep until J?nday. when ne died, all efforts to arouse turn prov ing of no avail. .The doctors attrib ute his strange stupor to paralysis a it i or tne Drain, , - iAIinrO WITH LTfCDJPA Obi the River Where Lnaclous Oyster Grew Homaaee and Reality. W. J. H." writes tq a metropolitan paper: I used to be fond of sailing on the Shrewsbury River, an amusement which very popular here. Once upon a time I was a great deal younger then than I am now, and the nickel date unoa my freshness shone with a purer and more ce lestial lustre. It was then that I fell in love for the first time. The girl wouldn't gather me in to any alarming extent now, be cause I have seen other girls who have hit me much harder and more expensively than she did. . Her name was Lucinda. She had pale green eyes and a cheese cloth .complexion, and could eat more Ice cream and drink more birch beer than any gin in tae county, and she was proud of It ... , , , I was proud of it too. at first. After I had gone through a period of amateur bankruptcyXJ found, that my pride was somewhat, snrunken. I 'used to" sit In SI hammock with Loclnda and read improv ing poetry to her.;: If there iaone thing m the world better fitted than another ,to bring two young people together It's a hammock; - But we bad the poems of Martin F. Topper with us, and benee we were safe. Things went on smoothly until one day Lucinda got hold of a story about a sailor and his sweetheart, and then she want ed me to take her out on the water in a sailboat "My darling." I said. "I am , not a sailor.' "What matters it " said she : "you and I will get into a boat and the gentle breeze: shall waft us away over the dimpled waters, until our sails are lulled to per fect bliss." "But," said I, "suppose they should lull us ashore on a sandbank ?" " Perish the thought !" she said. "That's all right," I replied; "perish just as many thoughts as you like, so long as yon don't perish me. I have a profound admiration for my own existence." we sail, she declared, "or l am no longer yours." "Under those circumstances," I replied, "we salL" So the next day I hired a sailboat for $1 and took her ont sailing ou the Shrews bury River. I did no know then, as I do now, that the Shrewsbury was as false as it is fair. It is a generally conceded fact that rivers have bottoms, but they are not in the habit of coming to the sur face for air in all sorts of unexpected places, as the Shrewsbury does. We started off rn that boat beautifully. I had a sneaking notion that If I kept the sail away off at one side of the boat she would go along all right ; and so she did for a considerable time. I held the tiller with one hand and as .much of Lucinda i I could encircle with the other, and our souls were beginning to be lulled to a perfect bliss with enormous success when i came to a oena m the river, i saw we had to go around that bend. I pushed the tiller one way and the boat started for the shore. Then I pushed. It the other way, and we began to go around the bend- But the sail wouldn't stay where I put it It manifested a decided inclination to swing around to the other side. I thought I'd bold it off. I pushed and the sail pushed. We had a very lively tussle for about five minutes, but I found that my back was beginning to ache, While the sail didn't weaken a bit ". Well, then, swing, blame you !" I ex claimed, stooping down to let It pasi over. There was a swish in the air, and the next thing 1 knew Lucinda and I were floundering in the water. " Be calm, my darting," I exclaimed, win save you. ioi snail live to be my blushing bride." I. was swimming manfully, but I could n't for the life of me keep both our headt out of water. Luclnda's would go under. I was beginning to fear the worst when a man came running down the shore. "Hey, you durned fool!" he said "wh ' are ye swimmin' fur ? Why don'l ye stand up an' walk ashore ?" We stood up, and found that the watei was very little above our waists. We waded ashore in silence. Lucinda cui me dead the next day. I have lost mj faith in sailboats as accessories to the an of making love. A Family Deserving ot a Pension, In tha town of San Angel, Mexico, mower seventy-two years of age gave birth to a child. The father of this won der Is eighty-four, his oldest brother fifty-six, and two of his grandpareuts art living. PEE80HAL, Tennyson is 76. Bert Hart is 46. Roscoe Conkllng Is a grandfather. Materaa's father ia a school teacher. Henry Irving is said to be traveling in Gor many dlsrelsed as an actor. Lester Wallack. it is reported, wears mono gram buttons on his trowsers and undergar ments. - , . Christine Niisson is 42. She was the 'daughter of a wood-chopper in the forest oi .' Helen Hunt Jaekaon used to earn $3,000 a year with the pen. Mary Clemmer did even -better. For several years she averaged $5,00C a year as a Washington eurrespondent : ' James A'. Bailey, widely known as one of the 'proprietors of Uie Barnum, Bailey & Hutchin son circus, began life aa a vender of circus candy and lemonade when a very small boy. Verdi, the composer, is wealthy and owns large tracts of land in Italy. Verdi has proba bly made more by .his art than any musician ot tha century, and he is as liberal and open. handed as some of them who could be named notably' hia own countrymen, Paganini- were parsimonious and niggardly. The beautl f ul hospital at Villanova d'Arcia is a standing Instance of his munificence. The entire cost of Its construction was defrayed by the com poser out ot his own pocket ' Modjeska, the Polish actress. Is engaged in the monumental talk of translating the plays of Shakspere into her native language. She will, doubtless, if she succeeds in accomplish ing ft, be the first female translator of the great poet ieorge Sands attempted to adapt "Am Ton Like It" to tha French stage ; but, as She entirely recast the pieos and practically rewrote it her version cannot be called translation. The Poles already possess translation of Shakspere : but it is said to be as feeble and wishy-washy aa the old French ver sion or Lietourneur. Lines for an Album. Midst the aceoas of earthly strife. Midst the pleasures of thy life, . Always keep thy soul's pure mirror Free from guilt and free from error Unchecked by ambition's pride. Raise tain eyes to Ood above; Peep and strong these, warm and bright Ffk thy heart thy life, thy love. JXAJT &NS8X . The gamblers of Omaha have made a proposition to the city that if they are not interfered witn for one year they will pay for all street improve inenta and keep up the water works. i Jefferson Davis is 78 years old. gays the Wilmington Star, and - was never more loved and. respected in tha South than at this hour. He is cheerful and in fine health. TINT HAULS REMOVED. RIalden's Bfoataehes Taken Ont the Use of Electricity. It was the face of a handsome New York brunette just verging into woman hood. On her upper lip, and slightly shading its scarlet hue, grew a dark, silken mustache that on a dude would have been cherished and cultivated as the chptest treasure on earth. Her head rested on a metal plate connected by a wire with a galvanic battery on the table. The doctor-took up from the table, at his elbow, something that looked like an ebony pen staff. This also, was connected with the battery. In the end was a very fine . gold-plated needle. The doctor looked cautiously over the young lady's dainty little mustache and at length, singling out a hair, inserted the point of the needle down by the . hair bulb and, pressing a Uttle spring in the handle, turned on the curretit from the hatter, s ylfti'en the electrlcrCTrrau-rdown the jjoouk oi. due unit) ueeuie, iue ypung lauy winced and clenched her hands, while the tears came to her eyes.; This lasted only for a moment, for as soon as a little froth Ap peared around the needle it was removed and the hair dropped out After forcing out about a dozen of hairs on each side of the lip, the doctor stopped. The young lady removed her head from the metal plate, wiped her face with a scented pocket handkerchief, aud tripped gayly to the mirror. She toek a loug glance of intense satisfaction aud gleefully remark ed that they would soon all be gone- Then she put on her hat and left, after having made an appointment for another sit ting. "So you remove mustaches from the young ladles who are unfortunate enough to have such hirsute adornments," re marked the reporter. "Will you tell me how it is done ?" 1 The operation Is not very new," was the reply. "The electric current decom poses the salt in the skin into acid, which goes to the metal plate, and alkali, which accumulates around the needle and de stroy the hair bulb, so that the hair can never reappear. This method is also very useful in removing the ugly bristles that grow in moles, for the hairs are then large in size and few in number. It is only necessary to spend a few seconds on each hair, and but a few seconds on a dozen, after which a rest of several days is taken to allow the inflammation to disappear, before undertaking any more." No Drunkards Need Apply. The disposition of all employers to dis pense with men who drink to excess when they can get sober ones is on the increase. Twenty years ago the newspapers of all large cities were frequently the nests and roosting-places of a lot of "hard" citi zens." They are banished now. An in- terceder for a discharged drunkard from a morning paper begged the editor to re member that "Jim has a wife and two children to support." "It so happens," replied the editor, " that the sober man whom I've put in' Jim's place has a wife and four children. It should always be remembered that every expulsion of a bummer leaves a position for a decent man. We don't run an Inebriate asylum or a moral reformatory." That sound principle is pervading all trades, profes sions and occupations! Jackasses and savants to the rear 1" was the order in Napoleon's Egyptian campaigns on the eve of a battle. "Bummers and. boozers to the rear !" is the order all along the line of business. Business is getting to be more and more a conflict, and all useless baggage and camp followers must get out of the way. Organisms in lee. Prof. Ieidy relates, in the " Journal of the Royal Microscopical Society, that he had placed in his hands for examination a vial of water obtained from melting ice which is used for cooling drinking water. From time to time, among some sediment taken from a water-cooler, his informant had observed what he supposed to be living worms, which he suspected were introduced with the water into the cooler, not with the Ice. Upon melting some of the ioe alone, the worms were still ob served, and the water submitted for ex amlnatiou, was some that was thus ob tained. Prof. Leidy was surprised to find a number of worms among some floccu lent sediment, mainly consisting of veget able hairs and other debris. Besides the worms, there were also Immature An- gulllulae, and a number of Rotifer vul garis, all living. It would appear that there animals had all been contained in the ice, and had been liberated on melt ing. It was an unexpected source of con tamination of drinking water that Prof. Leidy had previously supposed to be im probable. How lie Won Over Mia Father- . ln-L.aw. They tell a story concerning Mr. A. B, Frost the artist for Harper & Brothers, to the effect that when he was married his wife's father was very much opposed to him, but after awhile became reoon ciledand sent to the young, struggling. artist the amongt of the daughter's al lowance, which had been withheld since her marriage. The young artist is said to have returned the money with some ex pressions of indignation and many indica tions of his own independence, whereupon the old gentleman fell head over heels in love with his son-in-law, increased the daughter's allowance, begged pardon all round, and righted everything that was wrong. If this story is true, says the Chi cago News, Mr. Frost may be set down as an artist in more than one sense. It re quires some very fine penciling to express just enough indiernation. and not too much, to make a rich old father-in-law doable your wife's allowance. The Epidemic of Crime. Whence comes this epidemic of suicides and murders ? Recent discussions have named several causes. Hon. C. H. Reeve, of Indiana, charges it to infidel teachings holding that hopelessness of a future state cripples fortitude for bearing life's ills. Another declares suffering from the universal business depressions the cause. A third writer attributes it to increasing Insanity, a physician thinks much of the tendency is inherited, while temperance advocates lay tha responsibility upon strong drink, -j ' Free-thinkers have committed suicide, but so have orthodox churchmen. Fi nancial straits have beset many, but the wealthy have also taken their life. Insanity and dissipation have preceeded suicides and family murders. One feature common to almost every snch crime challenges attention. Well nigh every report of suicide and family murder mentions the perpetator as hav ing " for seme time been subject to mel ancholy." Whence comes this All recognize medical authorities tell us that the nra which consumes the brain -is al ways kindled by derangements of diges tion; that good digestion is impossible without pure blood, and pure blood is never known when the liver and kidneys are out of order. Under such circum stances, a preventive should be sought and for this Warner's safe cure is sov ereigna fact conceded by the best authorities in the land, and it is especially commended by the celebrated Dr. Die Lewis. if ocKtiter Democrat. FROM THE PRESIDENT OF BAYLOR OMIVEBSnT. " independence, Texas, Sept 2S, M81 . . Oeifteara.' ' - Ayeis Hair Vigor Has been used in my household for three reasons: 1st To prevent falling out of the hair. 3d. To prevent too rapid change of color. Sd. As a dressing. It has given entire -satisfaction ia every Instance. Yours respectftiHy, CABXT CaaXK. AVER'S HAIR VIGOR is entirely free from uncleanly, dangerous, or injurious sub stances. It prevent the hair from turntag gray, restores gray hair to its original oolor, "prewnU tsidnew; preservef the hair and promotes its growth," eures dandruff, aad all diseases of the hair and seals, and to, at the some time, a very superior and desirable dressing. - P&EPa&ED BT Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co Lowell, Mats. Sold by all Druggists. A NEW AND VALAUBLE VICE. DE- Water Closet Seai -VOR TH CURE OF HEMORRHOIDS, Commonly Called Piles . INTERNAL OR EXTERNAL PROLAP SUS Al. NO MEDECINE OR SURGICAL OPERA TION NECESSARY, I have iuvented a SIMPLE WATER CLOSET SEAT, for the cure of the above troublesome and painful malady, which I confidently place bufore the public as a Sens Rkxikv and Cuke i It has received the endorsement uf the leading physicians in this community, and wherever tried, has given entire satisfaction, aud where it fails to relieve the money will be willingly returned. These seats will be turnisned at the follow ing prices : Walnut ..$6.00) S Cherry , 5.00 Disc ount to Phisicians " Poplar.. 5.00) Directions for using will accompany each Seat, We trouble you with no certificates. We leave the Seat to be its advertiser. Address, LEWIS CHAMBERLAIN, Patentee Tarboro, Edgecombe Co.. N. C. Je3tt-ly have you a GARDEN? IF YOU HAVE YOU WILL NEED SEEDS MT. my new Seed Culoue vill iirpriw you. N aUUi wfiere Tmi hva len deling it trill wt' mnnty. It it . mailed Frr la nil, tl von ought to bate 11 before ).:!vin? nn - hre. WM. H. 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We take pleasure in announcing to our numerous patrons and friends that we hare now recovered from the diaarrangemant to our business caused by the recent tire, and have now resumed at the below Darned lo cation, where we trust to meet all of our former customers. :0: SUM i ZOELLER -e PHAEMA0ISTS AND DRUGGIST. :fe-r- f ' t r it ft A, . , I- - 'A AT THE WEDDELL BOOK CT0RE. Oppoiitslhe BBYAX HO DUE aud adjoin ingihe P(8T OfFCK. jy COMINGS, T Bells KLEVATOIi WHI 8KKT. 14t27