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CONTENTMEST.
We war gittin' on tol'able well
Matildy, the childers an me
If we didn't cot much of a swell,
We war snug as we wanted to be,
Ther war plenty to do in them times.
An', athough twa'nt so very big pay.
We managed to save a few dimes
On our dollar'n a quarter a day.
But there come a rich banker along.
An' he built a honse over the way.
Then evrything seemed to. go wrong
With Matildy an' me f 'm that day
Our COt tac-B. trot r1rnn,1fnlW im.ll
An' we wanted, as never before, S
A porch, an' bay-window, an' hall.
An' our name on a plate on the door.
Now, I never was much on advice,
. Aut there's one thing I reckon I know :
When a man's got enough to suffice,
, He'd better just keep along so.
An1 mind his own business alone.
An1 not srlve hi. jealousy vent.
For the best thing a poor man can own
Is a stock of good-natured content
Moonlight. '
X hardly knew whether I was in love
with Pattie Brown or not She waa
one of those artful, bewitching minxes,
who often leave a man in doubt as to
whether his heart is captured or only
his head turned. Which was mv case.
if the reader is able to judge, he can do
more than I can. Pattie would sieh. and
languish, and talk sentimental to my
heart s content ; but whenever I soucht
to bring her to the point,, and obtain a
categorical answer, she would dodge the
issue with as much skill as a veteran
politician. I was determined, &tr last, to
bring matters to a crisis. The occasion I
selected waa that of a grand masked
ball, at which I had no doubt Pattie
would be present, where, in the freedom
allowed on such occasions, I resolved to
press my suit, and take nothing short of
yes" or tio for an answer, I went so
far as to purchase a handsome engage
ment ring, determined, if the response
wes favorable, to place it on her finger
forthwith, and seal the compact on the
pot ii got myself up as Romeo, in a
style that wjnld have caused the hearts
of the Montagues to swell with nride.
and those of the Capulets to burst with
envy.
"How stunning Smith looks," I heard
more than once whispered as I roamed
tip and down in search of Pattie. But
Pattie wasn't there, or, if she was, her
diegnlse was too complete to be penetrat
ed. As I walked anxiously about iny
attention was attracted by the most
piquant . of shepherdesses, whose move
ments betrayed a perplexity peculiar to
my own. As she passed her steps fal
tered. "Pardon me, sir ; I feel faint,"
she murmured, resting her hand upon
my arm, as if for momentary support.
"AJlow me to conduct you to the open
Jr," I answered, "it is quite suffocating
hem" She thanked me gracefully and
Msemed, explaining that she was a stran
ger and had become separated from her
friends. The cold air revived her, and,'
fter a short walk through the grounds,
her strength and spirits seemed entirely
restored. Her conversation was vivacious
aad witty. , Hut when sbe came'lo XtSM
of the moonlight, and flowers, and poetry,
I found that in the field of sentiment she
could beat Pattie two to one. In fact, I
couldn't help thinking how tame Pattie's
rhapsodies, over which I had been wopt
to go into such ecstasies, would sound
in comparison to the transcendant out-
DnrsXH oi me utue.snepiieruess. in a re
tired nook, almost hidden by thp shrub
bery, we found a rustic seat, of which
we took possession, feeling, or feigning
to feel, weariness after our walk. The
moon shone out in unclouded majesty,
and beneath her radiance the flowers
And blossoms which surrounded us.
gemmed with dew drops, bloomed
with a brightness which the more am
bitions god. of day might well have given
half liis glory to witness. And how the
iitUe shepherdess improved the occasion !
If Luna, female as she Li had stopped
in her course to witness the enchant
ing flattery lavished upon her, I'm sure
it could hawlly have been accounted
miracle.
"Pray remove your mask," I ventured
to say at last first laying aside my ownl
"1 must look upon tne lace that mirrors
thoughts so divine."
'T fear you will be disappointed," she
replied ; "still, I have nothing to disguise,
And if you will disj)el the illusion under
which you labor, the punishment be your
own.
The features she exposed were of sur-
pasting lovefiness. Just dark enough to
ititle her fo be called a brunette, her
complexion had that pearly transparency
of which the purest of blondes can rare
ly boast Her eyes sparkled like dm-
uond3, and yet were as sort as a ga
zelle's. The contour of her head and face
was faultless.
I fairly lost my reason. So the reader
will think when I relate that, without
further ceremony, I threw myself on my
Tmees." to vthe no small detriment of
Homeo's finest hose, and producing the
line I had purchased for Fattie, I incon
tinently placed it, on the shepherdess'
icngagement-finger. I entreated ' her to
wear n for the sake oi one tnencetorwara
tdoomed to be her slave, and who sought
2 other boon than that of dying of un-
xeoruieted love.
Heaven knows to what pitch of ab
surdity I should have gpneirad. not the
aitUe shepherdess, who seemed not un-
zuoved by my appeal indeed, she turned
aixLde her head and fairly shook with
emotion interrupted me with the excla-
jnation:
"Stay f there is one of. my friends."
I BDrane to my feet, but not before
had imprinted one kiss upon her lips and
clasped her .for one brief moment to my
throbbing breast.
As I turned, I stood confronted by
toroA-Iookin&r bricand. who. .too, was in
tremor of . emotion. I laid my hand
jrpon my sword. Perhads he - was a
rival As the thought flashed upon me
J felt aroused within me all the rancor
' 1 t.h ancient house of Montague, and
4jad the stranger as much as "bitten his
N.,mh" at me. 1 would nave run mm
ring I had given the shepherdess on
Pattie's finger !
"Were you at the ball last night?"
inquired Pattie, seemingly seeking to re
lieve my embarrassment
" I I was," I stammered, guiltily.
" So was Cousin Charley," said Pattie,
with a rougish twinkle in her eye.
"Cousin Charley?" I repeated; "I
haven't the honor to know him."
"No," replied Pattie, " he only came
yesterday to pay us a short visit You
can't imagine how handsome he is 1"
" I dare say not," I answered dryly,
"As pretty as a girl !" exclaimed Pattie
with feeling.
" He went to the ball last night as a
shepherdess," she continued.
"The d deuce he, did P I inter
rupted, .
"Yes" and Pattie's .eyes twinkled
still more "and one silly fellow, tricked
out as Romeo, actually made love to him,
and huggejiMKUqssed hint the bar-
gain x f 'c 1 , .
I stayed to hear no more. It was.
then, "Cousin Charley" whom I em
braced and kissed and made myself a
fool over, to say nothing of bestowing
my ring upon liim 1 And I have a sus
picion to this day that the ill-looking
brigand was no other than Pattie Brown
herself.
I have only to add that Pattie and
Cousin Charley were married in less than
a month.
ABOUT DREAMS.
Xbe Sleeper Should Lie on the Left
Side to Enjoy Happy Visions.
BA now.
A Scientific TIan Explains TnU
Phenomenon In m. Phllo-
optical Way.
The sap of most plants, sayB a writer
in the New York Tribune, is taken from
the soil by the power of causing osmosis
which the roots possess. This force to
known to he sufficient to raise the fluid
to a height of over a hundred eet mi
aided, and give rise to what is generaflj'
knov.-n 88 "root-pressure." In "the stem
the fluid passes throuch the vessels Olr
ducts oi the pitted cells of the plan'
which, like the pine, have few vessels.1'
Tlu-.se are all minute tubes, in which the.
'. Twelve Pair of Twins.
.' I was readingin The Blade about aged
twins and of the twelve! pairs of twin
boys. Now I propose to tell you of what
I distinctly remember. I ; am now sixty
two years old, and when I was from
twelve to fifteen years old, my father,
Samuel L. Corning, kept the one tavern
at the center of Brookfield, Trumbull
County, Ohio, the first range of town-
I ships in the Western Reserve, next to the
btate line of Pennsylvania. J ust at night
there drove up and halted at the tavern
two wagons of the Pennsylvania style, so
railed in "those days, having broad tires,
schooner-shaped bodies and linen covers.
In them was a man, his wife, and twelve
pairs of twins, all boys. They wanted a
sap is supported by capillary attractions,
vo that the root-pressure is generally; "l TVT, u a
considered to be 'amply sufficient to foreef?8 to cook their suppers, havuig their
The French physician, Dr. Delauanv.
says Every Other Saturday, tells some
interesting facts about dreams. These
are embodied in a coninnuiication to the
Society de Biologie of Paris. It is well
known, when a person is lying down, the
blood flows most easily to the brain.
That is why some of the ancient philos
ophers worked out their thoughts in bod.
Certain modern thinkers have imitated
this queer method of industry. During
sleep, so long as the head is laid low,
dreams take the place of coherent
thoughts. f
There are, however, different sorts of
dreams ; and Dr. Delaunay' a purpose, in
his original communication, is to show
that the manner of lyinfl: brines on a
particular kind of dream. Thus, ac
cording to this, investigator,, uneasy and
disagreeable dreams accompany lying
upon the back. This fact is explained
by the connection which is known to
exist between the organs of sensation
end the posterior part of the brain;
The most general method of lying,
perhaps, is on the right side; and this
appears to be also the most natural
method, for many persons object to ly
ing upon -the side of the heart, which,
It has been more than' once asserted,
should have free action durimr sleep.
Nevertheless, Dr. Delaunay's statements
hardly harmgmze with this opinion.
When one sleeps upon the right side
that is to say upon the right side of the
brain, one s dreams have marked and
rather unpleasant characteristics. These
characteristics, however, are essentially
tboeo lh p 'it-1 1rt tnnilaiJ--ri...j
the current to the top of the highest' " f uT , , f,
tree. But motion upward is induced .f1 . toys all slept in i the wagon
by the pumping action of thetL
vanorate.
r" The ducts and litted ' eells through
which the stream flows are not entirely
fdied with sap, but include bubbles of
?as with it. As water is withdrawn
from the uppermost cells by evaporation,
the air in' them expands to occupy the
a Idtfional space, and so exerts less pres
sure than at first This allows some of
the water lower down' to be forced up
ward and into them by the elasticity of
tiie air-bubblea in the other cells, the ad
justment goiag on from above downward
the tendency being to equalize the gas
pr.v ure throughout the entire plant
Vile evaporation continues, this equS-i'lrii-jii
is never reached, when it stops,
tire b:lance may be affected and the sap
roiiiains quiet, supported by root-pressure
and capillarity unless some disturbing
clement is introduced. - -
Iliis exact balance is probably never
.-.ZpSfete fte curiosity of aU, the people in
'af'ih.tht'TicM up to that time an un-
hefird of thing. 'Squire . VJhew kept a
hat shop near the tavern and'made wool
hats, good and durable, such as were
made in those days. Before starting
next morning he marched the twins, two
and two, in front of his shop, and fitted
eah boy with a neat hat and the father
1 with one such as he (Chew) wore himself.
It waa tall, bell-crowned, wide-brimmed
aad trimmed with fur, and a band half
an inch in width, of a duty white color,
but green ou the under side of the brim
to protect. . the eyes. They received
other presents. Ambrose Hart, who
kept the one store, gave the mother
calico to make a frock for herself, and
they resumed their journey for the, at
that time, Far West. David B. Commc;
in Tne Toledo Blade.
reached, even when the leaves are-off
tho trees. The sua warms one part of
tin1 stem more than another, and the
temperature of the whole changes from
hovr to hour and from day to day.
E.'ery change of tliis sort causes the air
wit!.i:i the cells to expand or contract,
a:xj .-.o leads to a movement of sap from
the root upward or from one part of the
trunk to another. The flow of iruple
sap in the spring illustrates this nirely.
J) iring a cold night the air in the trunk
; i-Tacts. and the space it occupied is
Mi.. I with sap from below ground.
V." .m the sun strikes the tree next
unfiling and warms it up the bubbles of
.(.: n;ain expand and drive the sap out
vh,rever a twig has been broken or a
hu ljre l into the trunk.
A Fearless minister.
The Lite Dr. Stephen H. Tyng was
one of the most commanding representa
tives of the American pulpit In early
life an aristocratic young Bostonian, bis
attention was drawn to the religion ex
perience of a humble colored woman
who acted as laundress in his father's
family. He followed her one day to her
home, and listened to the reading from
her hps of passages from the Bible,
which so deeply impressed him that soon
afterward he determined to study theol
ogy and become a preacher.
nitaonof dreams. One's dreams are then
apt to be illogical, absurd, childfth, un-
certain, conereni, iun oi vivacity ana
exaggeration. Dreams which come from
sleeping on the right side are, in short.
simple deceptions. They bring to mind
very old and faint remembrances, and
they arrf often accompanied by night
mares. Dr. Delaunay points out that
sleepers frequently compose verse or
rhythmical language while they are ly
ing on the right side. This verse, though
at times correct enough, is absolutely
without sense. The moral faculties are
then at work, but the inteliectual facul
ties are absent
On the other hand, when a person
slumbers on his left brain, his dreams are
not only less absurd, they may also be
intelligent They are, as a rule, con
cerned with recent things, not with
reminiscences, And, since the faculty
of articulated language is found in the
left side, the words uttered during such
dreams are frequently comprehensible.
Humorous Elephants.
A young friend asked me once to show
him some elephants in undress, and I
took him along with me, having first lor
rowed an apron and filled it with or
anges. This he was to carry while ac
companying me in the stable, but the
moment we reached the door the herd set
up such a tnimpeting they had scented
the fruit that he dropped the apron
and its contents and scuttled off like a
scared rabbit There were eight ele
phants, and when I picked up the or
anges I found I had twenty-five.
I walked deliberately along the fine
giving one to each j when I got to the
extremity of the narrow stable I turned
and was about to begin the distribution
again, when I suddenly reflected that if
elephant No- 7 in the row saw me give
two oranges in succession to No. 8, he
might imagine he was being cheated,
and give me a smack with his proboscis
that is where the elephant falls short
of the human being so I went to the
door and began 'de novo as before.
Thrice I went along the line, and then
I was in a fix. I had one orange left,
and I had to get back to the door. Ev
ery elephant in the herd had his greedy
gaze fooussed on that orange. It was as
much as my lif e was worth to give it up
to any one of them. What was I to do?
I held it up" conspicuously, coolly peeled
it and sucked it myself. It was most i
amusing to notice the way those ele
phants nudged each other and shook
their ponderous sides. They thoroughly
entered into the humor of the thing.
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' Drenses made to order. SCerrespondenee so-
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As it was, I tore
and hastened to
my lodging . mMrflMv restored
nights . made a
my senses, vv " wonderful
fool of himseii o. " . .
how clearly he sees .'"f "
morning. My . cofr ring was gone.
The shepherdess was gone. "-""7
after all, liad she ever
flmtbie vision that had crossed my path
a mere adventuress, psrhaps.
Wex
Pattie Brown and her mibsttmbal fortune
tc sacrificed for such a phantom?
Not bv a man in his sober senses,
N LiK an awakened prodigal I resolved
to and go unto Patti- and have it
h'er afone and had just begun
n repeat for her edification some 01 tne
to repeat ior n clamm
"MSSlx It tlw'ide
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Rates for Clergymen
Clergyman (to hotel clerk)':
you charge a day V
Clerk Two dollars.
Clerfirvman "You have rates
clergymen, of course ?"
Clerk "(Jh, yes, sir.
Clergyman "How much are they?
Clerk "Two 'dollars." New Y
Times.
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cl targe, of duty is illustrated in a story
told by Assistant Bishop Potter. Sev
eral years before ceasing to be the rector
of St George's Church, Dr. Tyng .was
much anuoyed by the receipt of threat
ening letters from a scoundrel whose
wife had become converted under Dr.
Tyng's 1 iiiiii.st rations, and was a constant
attendant upon his preaching. At a late
hour one night his door-bell was loudly
mug, and the Doctor liimself answered
the summons. A man who looked like a
vagabond stood outside in the dark, and
addressed the Doctor m these words
"I have written you several notices that
if you didn't stop trying to draw my wife
into your church, it would be the worse
for you. I have followed you through
the street; many nights to take your life;
but I could not get up the resolution to
do it- I had a curiosity to see what kind
of a preacher you were, and I went into
your chiuch. 1 could not stay. 1 am
here now to ask you to kneel down and
pray for me.
During the jVative American riots in
Philadelphia a Catholic bishop was
chased by a mob, and took refuge in Dr.
Tyng's house. Standing before his own
door, the Doctor shouted to the angry
crowd who demanded the bishop s per
son, " Not one of you shall touch a hair
of that good man's head unless you
over mv dead body." The mob with
drew. They felt, as did all who came
into professional relations with him, the
majesty of his resolute and self-sacrificing
spirit. St. George's Church was the
creation of Dr. Tyng's energy. The
edifice was built and reconstructed dur
ing his rectorship, and it is his best mon
ument. (Harper's Weekly.
Mr, Freeman and the Shark. - - -
The Boston Herald tells a tlirilling
story about Mr. Richard Freeman, fish
erman, and a swing-tail shark. They met
by chance off Rainsford Island. .The
shark introduced liimself to MrJ, Freeman
by attacking and nearly upsetting ' his
boat Mr. Freeman seized his clamming
fork, jabbed the fish several times,
thought he had killed it, loaded it into
the boat, and started for Boston, 4 Off
Long Island Head the shark came tq
hfe and made tilings lively " Tor j aw.
Freeman. In the struggle the boat was.
overturned, andihe captor and captive
were left to fight out the battle in the
water. Remarkable as it may seem, Mr.
Freeman succeeded in righting the boat
and securing the shark with a rope,
towed his prize to South Boston Points
where it was placed on exliibition. " Mr,
Freeman's capture measured 15 feet and
was one of the most dangerous man-eater,
captured in Boston Harbor for years.
A Humorist's Opinion.
Mr. W. S. Gilbert, of the famous com
ic opera team of Gilbert and Sullivan,
wrote to the London Tunes : " For my
part, I never could quite understand the
prejudice against burglars. An unar
rested burglar gives employment to innu
merable telegraph clerks, police officers,
railway officials, and possibly also to sur
geons, coroners, undertakers and monu
mental masons. As soon as he is in cus
tody the services of a whole army of so
licitors, banisters, judges, grand' and
petty jurymen, reporters, governors of
jails and prison vardens are called ' into
requisition. Really the burglar does
more good than harm." And , then he
fairly hugged himself with glee, to find
that half the newspapers took him to be
in sober earnest. 1 - '
A Tale of the Caribbean.
hLoilox Is a picturesque Indian village
whose inhabitants make a living by
catching turtle to send to British Hondu
ras, where the demand, is constant
Near the shore were turtle pens, and for
a moment we feared .that some of those
creatures, weighing 500 pounds each,
might be added to our freight ; and to
see them on the . aeck, on their hades,
their naps sewn together, and gasping
for breath, is enough ahnost--to maxc
Nine jump overboard. The huts of the
iisnermen are a long aistancc irom tne
shore, and the indolent natives positively
refused to bring water to the sloop,
though we had stopped expressly for
that, being much in need. Charming
as the village looks at a distance, it hss
one great drawback, bemg infested with
the temble Uolpoch (the wickedly
minded) a snake thus named by the In
dians because without any provocation
whatever it attacks, drawing itseir up
after the manner of a cheese-maggot,
and darting at its victim a few feet dis
tant J. he venom 01 this viper causes
the blood to ooze tlirough every pore of
the skin, and death always ensues in
very short time. No antidote for the
poison is known and the natives greatly
dread this snake, because,) owing to' its
color, it can easily be mistaken for
piece of dry wood when it lies straight
on the STOund. It is two feetlonsr. about
ftnThcn and ' WTHWSfneKr tfiroUf 1
out Its length, the tail terminating -as if
cut obliquely, and the mouth shaped like
the beak of a quad. -
An Appetite for Literature.
. gentleman from Northwestern Ar
kansas tells the following joke 0:1 Con
gressman 1'eel :
PeeL it is well kndwn, is not a man
of very hih literary attainments, but, to
appear well read, he professes to havo
gloated over every piece of hterat'iro
that comes under discussion. Judge
Pittman, who is a highly intellectual aud
well- read man, takes keen delight m
talking literature to PeeL Some thna
ago, wlnle a party of gentlemen were
sitting around, listening to some of Peel's
experiences m Congress, Judge FiLtman
asked : '
' 'PeeL you have read Tennyson,
haven'.t you ?'
' Oh, yes, yes, and I like it very
much.'
" To you like Goldsmith Y n
" 'Dote on him.'
" 'What do you think, of that poem,
Gcldsmith's Maid?
'"By George, sir, it is the best thing
he ever wrote, I tell you, what Pitt-
man, coins: to Congress whets a man's
appetite for literature.' Arkansaw
Traveler.
- Trying to Corner a Witness.
Counsel You swear that the defend
ant did not play billiards on the evening
mentioned?
Witness Yes, Sah, I war wif him de
hull ebenm'.
Counsel The last witness swears that
be saw yoa both in a certain billiard
room.
Witness Yes, Sah.
Counsel mat the dc-tendant had a
billiard cue in his hand.
Witness Yes, Salt.
Counsel I hat he saw him strike a
billiard ball with the ue a number of
times.
Witness Yes, Snh.
Counsel And yet you state upon your
oath before this honorable court and the
gentlemen of the jury that on that par
ticular evening the defendant did not
play billiards.
Witness es, Sah. He played nui-
fln but pooL '
Contingencies.
A teacher in a West Virginia freed-
man's school was giving out some original
examples to the class m mathematics,
and among them was this :
" If a colored man receives $ 1 for one
day's work, how many dollars will he de
ceive for six days work T
One of the boys seemed very 6tupid
over it, and the teacher finally said :
"Moses, how many are six times one V
"What does he work all the weekr
queried the bov.
"Of course.".
tjh I Why 1 was faggerin dat a cir
cus or a barlecue might come 'long on
Saturday r
" CH, DAT 'FOSSTH.
An Amnslns Incident.
The New York Journal tells the fol
lowing which points a moral : Mr. Choate
Was sitting m his law omce when a
A Darkey Details the Correct Method
of Cooking? and En tins This
Delicious Dish.
Ycr look at de 'possum and smack yer
hps, fer he be a big, fine fellow. Den
yer take 'em'afld go rite back hum, and
jess'fo' yer get ter . de do' yer take yer
axe handle and put em across de neck
and break de neck by pullin' ob de taiL
Den yer take him in de 'ouse, an' de ole
woman done le!f great big fireplace heap
full hickory ashes.
Yer takes de shubble an' Open big
hole" in dem pile ar ashes an' draps dat
possom 111 dar, an -when yer take him
outer dar de liar des pull off des as easy,
au yer put him m some hot water an
scrapes him wid er caseknife, an' ho
dims clean. Den vvs takes out de in
tra Ls, Lang him up an' wa;h him good,
den yer salts him down an puts him
away twel Monday morning. Mjonday
morning cum, de ole oman takes mm
out 'and parbile him good, den she git
'bout peck er taters an den slices dem
taters an' piles 'em all ober liim, an' den
she bakes him twel de grease run all fru
dem taters. Den she takes him out an
puts liim in de big dish an' sets him on
de dinner table wid de taters pued all
ober him. Yer cum ter dinner fum de
fiel' an' yer walMih an' sets down to the
table, but yer doan eat dat 'possum denl
r-io sah, doan eat dat possum den !
Arter dinner yer des take liim an' de
taters an' sets him up in de cupboard.
liimeby yer cums hum frum de day's
hard wuk ter yer supper. You're mity
worn out, fer yer been wuking in the
fiehls hard all day. Yer sets down outs de
cabin do ah takes yer pipe an smokes.
'Fore long Sam says : " Daddy, supper
ready." But yer des set dar : yer doan
go in. Yer wait twel de ole 'oman an'
de chillun go off ter bed. Den yer
knocks de ashes out yer pipe an' goes in.
Yer moves de leetle squar' table front de
fire an' puts yer cha'r close up dar by it
Den yer goes ter de cupboard an gits de
possum, an de taters. 1 er puts em on
de table, Yer tell de ole 'oman ter go
out an' lock de do'. Den dar yer is. Yer
an de possum au by yourselves texed-
der. Yer frows de ole hat on de flo',
takes yer seat in dat ch'r by de table an'
gios yer soul ter yer God t
Women In India.
An Anglo-Indian newspaper thus
comments upon the published letter of a
Hindoo woman : " She writes with a good
deal of feminine emphasis, but she am
ply proves her case, that the rich and
poor, the old and young, of her sex.
suffer much misery and pain and degra
dation through tne strict observance of
social institutions invented by men for
their own advantage. Every woman on
the death of her husband, even of a
child husband, is condemned to a hfe of
perpetual widowhood. Uut a man may
not only marry a second wife on the
death of his first one, but can marry any
number of wives at one and the same
times' Even,, if he has'only one wife, he
continues to live in the bosom of his
own family, and has never, under any
RHEUMATISM,
A HOME DRUGGIST
TESTIFIES.
Popularity at homo is not always the best
test of merit, but we poitt proudly to the fact
that no other medicine has won for itself
socli universal approbation in its own city,
state, and couutry, aud among all people, as
Ayer's Sarsaparilla.
The following letter from one of our best
fc.own Massachusetts liruggUts should to of
interest to evary sufferer :
' Eicht Tears am) I
had an attack of
KkenmatiRm. ao se
vere tlwt I could not move from the bed, or
draws, vitliout help. 1 tried several remer
dies without nun-Si if any relief, until I took
Aveu's S.viis u'akilla, by the use of two
bottles of which I w:ts completely cured.
Have f.n. l:irga quantities of your Sarsa
parii.:.. it sii l retains its wonderful
popularity. 'lh- nmuy notable euros it has
elfoc.e-! in this vicinity convince me that it
is the bvst Lioad uteuiuiuo ever offered t the
public. K. F. Habkis."
Biver St., Buckland, Mass., May 13, 1&S2.
overseer in the Lowell
was for over twenty years before his removal
w uuwen aniictca wita Hajt Kiieum in its
worst form, i u ulcerations actually covered
more than iiulf the surface of his body and
limbs, lie was entirely cured by Ayer's
S.BKAPAitn,i.A. See certilicate In Ayer's
Almanac for 1883.
PREPARED BY
Dr. J. C. Ayer &. Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by all Druggists; 1, six bottles for $5.
A NEW AND VALAUBLE DE-
XJL VICE.
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i.
8-
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SALT RHEUM.
'Hi
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Water Closet Sea
TOE THK
CURE OF HEMORRHOIDS,
Coninionly Called Piles.
INTERNAL OE EXTERNAL PROLAP
SUS AI.
NO
MEDECrNE OR SURGICAL OPERA
TION NECESSARY,
young man, who takes great pride in
his family connections, and has ,a nrettjCr l-cw!cnmstances, to submit to, the tender
News-Observer: Archbishop Gib
bons has receive&from the Pope a de
cree which will interest Roman Catho-
olics. His holiness renews his encyc
lical "supreme apostolatens" of 1883
concerning the celebration during Oc
tober of the rosary. The Pope de
crees and commands that the regula
tions contained therein be observed in
subsequent years so long as the pres
ent distressing state of the church and
of rmhlic affairs continues, and so long
it is noteranted to the church to the i """f IO,r . m"rilB
as it is noigranicu iu t , i fori 0f fourteen by falsely represent-
restoration to meoupicuic , , - - - .
' Knowing Terriers at Flay.
A terrier was taught to play hide and
seek with his master, who summoned
him by saying, Let us have a game,
upon which the dog immediately hid his
eyes between his paws, and when the
gentleman had placed a sixpence upon
t piece of cake in a most improbable
alace he started up and invariably found
t' His powers were equaled by a fox
terrier named Fop, who would hide his
eyes and suffer those at play to hide
themselves before he looked up. If his
playfellow hid himself behind a window
curtain. Fop would, for a certain time,
carefully pass that curtain and look be
hind all the others, behind doors, etc,
and, when he thought he had looked
long enough, seize the concealing cur
tain and drag it aside in triumph. The
lrouest thing, however, was to see him
take his turn of hiding ; he would get
under a chair, and fancy that he was
not seen ; Of course those at play witl
him pretended not to see mm, and
was most amusing to witness his agita
tion as they passed. When he was ill
he was cured by some homeopatlue
globules, and ever after, if anything
were the matter with lum, he would
stand near the medicine box, and hold
his mouth open.
An Actor's Reminiscence.
The actor Florence says he can re
member years and years ago attending a
dinner in New York given by Morse, the
telegraph inventor. " He was an elegant
old gentleman, but when he got on his
legs to talk he was awful long-winded,
I had a friend with me. We listened to
Morse's speech while he predicted great
things for electricity. I remember he
predicted, too, that some day men woidd
be able to talk over the wires for dis
tances of fifty miles, and that every ship
that left harbor for an ocean voyage
would be connected with the land by
wires. When he got that far, my friend
said, ' What rot,' and we went out I
-have often remembered how foolish his
talk sounded to me. , Yet it has been all
realized, as regards ships at sea. I be
lieve even that will come about some
day." -
Look Out tor Beer.
Beer is more dangerous than whisky.
That is the verdict of the Scientific
American, which sets forth that the use
of beer is found, to produce a species of
degeneration of all the organs; profound
and deceptive fatty deposits, diminished
circulation, conditions of congestion and
perversion of functional activities, local
inflammations of both the liver and kid
neys, are constantly present A slight
injury, a severe cold, or a shock to the
body or mind will commonly provoke
acute disease ending fatally in a beer
drinker. His Ambition.
" Little Boy (to reverend gentleman)
"I want to have a nice loud voice like
yours when I grow up, Mr. Sermonizer."
"Ah, you wish to be an orator doubt
less. I have no doubt you can become
one if you try, my son, and let me hope
it is your desire to devote yourself to the
service of the Lord m the pulpit
"Oh, no, indeed 1 I don't want to be
a preacher. I'm going to be a base ball
umpire." Washington Hatchet
en
tered and introduced liimself as follows t
"1 am J. Eensselear Jones."
"Ah, replied Mr. Choate, take a
chair."
" I am er the son-in-law, you know,
of Governor Smith.
"Indeed?" replied Choate, "take two
chairs."
Extennatlna,
Young Rector : You go to the Kinder
garten, little girl ?
Little Girl : Yeth, thir.
Rector : There are many little bovs
and girls at the Kindergarten?
L. G.: Yeth, thir.
Rector : I hope thfw are very PTO!d,
nnd ticvpr saiv or do nnvthinrr Tiniip-htv ?
L. G. : Well, thir, Johnny Sharp did
thay that Harry Brown wath a d n
fool, but then he ith, you know ! Life,
In "Wayne county a man has been
convicted under tbe new law for ob-
taininer a license for marriaena to
his full liberties. Copies ol this decree
have been sent out from the Baltimore
See to all Roman Catholic churches.
There are 97 cotton mills in this
State.
was cent, to the penitentiary. '
The Carolina Fair will open vat
Charlotte on October 27th, and con
tinue until the 30th. , '
The tobacco crop in Western N.
C. is unquestionably very fine. This
is the report from every section. The
planters as a rale, are making a suc
cess of curing their crops, and every
indication points to a lucrative 'yield.
: It is said that there are nearly a
hundred applicants for the office of
State Librarian at Raleigh.
A Little Confused.
A lady visiting in a large city attended
a fashionablle church, and through the
carelessness of ;ui usher was shown into
a private pew. Very soon a fashionable
family came in, led by a very pompous-
looking old gentleman, who stared angri
ly at the offending stranger in the pew.
The lady, great ty embarrassed, arose
and said: "I I beg your pardon, sir 5
do you occupew this pie i
A Logical Answer.
Little Ethel had just commenced to
study her catechism and her mother
was hearing her sav it.
"Now, Ethel, her mother commenced,
what must you do before you can have
your sins forgiven ?
"I des, said Lthel very thoughtfully,
"I des I must sx out and commit the
sin. 11 Jr. Luvler.
the boys and gh-fef'are betrothed Indissol-
nbly almost as soon as they are born
At the age of eight at latest a husband
must be found for every iriri. Girls are
generallv, perhaps, married at this age,
and their parents are still t liberty to
send them to sci:xl until they are ten
years old. But after that the leave of
the mother-in-law niust be obtained.
The untortunate Hindoo bride may
neither sit nor speak in the presence of
any elder member of her husband's fam
ily. She must work .v. ;th the servants.
rise early, and go tobed late, and be per
petually abused and frequently beaten
bv her mother-in-law. She must live in
the most rigid seciit lo'.. Her husband,
who is entirely dependent on his family,
can never take her s'd.. and, freshhim-
3eu from college, is apt to despise iier
for her ignorance, and to tolerate her as
a necessary eil. The ciuldren either
die off like weakly seedlings or grow up
without vigor. The women lose their
oeauty t twenty, are lony; past their
prime at thirty, and old at forty. But a
worse fate awaits them if, instead of be
ing Hindoo wives, they become Hindoo
widows. Ut tins wretched late our cor
respondent fortunately knows nothing
personally, and so Ccin not write from
experience. But there are 22,000,000
widows in India, many of whom lost their
nominal husbands when they were chil
dren, and none of whom can ever marry
again. For the rest of their lives they
are deprived of ornaments and colored
garments, their heads are shaved, they
are condemned to the coarsest clothes
and poorest food, and wear out their
days in seclusion as the lowest drudges
of the household."
I have invented a SIMPLE WATER CLOSET
SEAT, for the cure of the above troublesome
and painful malady, which I confidently place
before the public as a Subx Remit and
Cuke .
It has received tho endorsement of the
leading phjKic'aus in this community, and
wherever tried, lias given entire buubi action,
and where it fails to relievo the money will
be willingly reiurned.
These Heats wui be mrnis,'ed at me loiiow-
ing prices :
Walnut........ $6,001 '
Cherry.. . . ; . . . 5.00 Disc onot to Phisicians
Poplar ...5.00) .
IrecUons fwusiuKwiu aaMBBanx each -
Seat. . "! , " '".-.-:. J
We trouble you with no certifleateb. We r
leave the 8 eat to be its advertiser.
Address, '
LEWIS CHAMBERLAIN,
Patentee
Tarboro, Edgecombe Co.. N. C je2ft-ly
havevoua GARDEN?
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Spolltns the Bjpiuc.
She (gushingly) " If I should throw
myself into the water, Clarence, what
would you do :
He (decidedly) "I would instantly
call for help." The Judge.
SOUTHERN SCINTILLATIONS.
A Georgia newspaper has discovered
another wonder or four wonders, if
you please a quartette of brothers,
from 73 to 79 years old, none of whom
was ever drunk, or gambled, or patron
ized a bar.
A woman baker at Macon, Ga., ad
vertises that she will deliver her Boston
baked beans to any part of the city on
'Sunday morning. This beats the special
newspaper trains from New York to
Boston, and shows that woman can get
ahead of tiian every time when she
tries.
PUCKERINGS. '
- Notwitbstanding the depression m
business circles, the business of the thief
seems to be picking up.
"What is ease?" asks a philosopher.
Lase is a thousand-dollar salary and a
hundred-dollar job.
A man who died in Cincinnati owned
up to having six living wives. The phy
sician did hot think it worth while to
hold an autopsy.
A Mr. Peterson has written a poem to
6ay that the more he sees of man the
more he likes his dog. We would sug
gest that Mr. Peterson move from New
Jersey mto some civilized state.
. Corresponding With Type.
The type-writing business has grown
and grown out of all proportion with the
expectations of its early promoters. In
telligent girls by the hundred are secur
ing work as type-writers at double the
wages they formerly earned as shop
girls. Machines are now made to write
m eleven or twelve languages. 1 lie
type-writer is an accomplished linguist
The time was when a type-written letter
was regarded as a circular and consigned
to the waste basket Now, owing to the
general use of stenographers and type
writers in all large concerns such a letr
ter is stamped as important The-'West-
ern Union Telegraph Company began
the introduction of type-writers in their
New York receiving rooms several
months ago. Over seventy are now used
by operators. Among the largest users
of the type-writer are Jt. G. Dun & Co.'s
and Bradstreets commercial agencies.
They have between 500 and 600 apiece,
scattered over the country, used for du
plicating reports. A thin oiled paper
has been specially prepared for then
work, so that they can make twenty to
twenty-five copies of any report, by the
use of carbon inscta.
Will Durtfr the BLOOD. reirti
Ute tin- LIVER anil KIDNEYS,
-il IKstoui Tim HEALTH
and VIGOR of TOUIK, un
i.epsla. Want of Appetite, In-
iiiKesiiini, luck oi rMrunpuiv
ami 1 treu r ecinifra'ismiiieiy
cured, ltones, iunscU-a ana
nerves receive newioree.
Knlivetts ihe nuna ana
nni,lli.e Itiiln Pftwrr.
B 1 f 6? C SnffL-riiigfroni complaint:)
LjMU ICiU neeulUrtn their x wil.'
find in DR. HARTEK'S IKON TONIO a rafs nod
tpeeily cure, (lives a Hear, healthy complexion.
-Frui:icnt attempts at couiitvrA'liluK only adil
to the popularity of the orlpimil. Do not experi
ment jfei the OKIOINAL AfJD 11KST.
ysenrt j our nldrew tome or. Hartermea.i o.'
l-it. ijOuls, Mo., for onr DKUAia. iua.
XI all of ulrautts aud useful information, :
d.Co.
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The Greensbord
. 1 -t p 1
one tnira 01 tne
State is under tbe
no-fence law.
' .Patriot says
territory of the
operation of the
THE SAMSON JACK & PRESS CO..
BLACK ItlVIUt, N. V. Manufacturers of
Raleigh ''News Observer": It has
been noted that the lien business
has seen Us palmy days here, and
that this season there is a notable
decrease in the number of crop mort-
gages-and liens.
A new Presbyterian church was
dedicated at Highlands on Sunday,
13th. inst.
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We take pleasnre in announcing to :
our numerous patrons and friends
that we have now recovered from
the disarrangemant to our business
caused by the recent lire, and have
now resnmed at the btlow named lo
cation, where we trust to meet all of-,
our former customers.
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