1 - - Mm VOL. 63. BE SURE YOU AE3S RIG-EL THEN GO AJBOESAJD.-D Crockett. - I .1 I'M TARBORO', N. C, rJ "TJRSDAY NOVEMBER 5, 1885. NO. 45 PROFESSION I. (ARW. yALTEB P. WTTJJA MMON ? Attorney-at-Law, I TARBORO, N. C Office next that of CoL J. L. Brldgers, over Bell's Jewelry store, Main street.) --j Practices In State and Federal Gonrta T1RA.NK POWELL, ATTORNE TAT 1st W TlKBOBOi .. . s N. C. pIUNK N ; 1 TARBORO, M. O. I Practices In all the Courts, 8 tat and Fed eral. JFrom night till erss GBOEG HOWARD, '.v:- ' AtttmMy JadioTuiuIoTat Law 1 TAUBOEC N. C. ty Practices in all the Gonrta, State and Federal. . . uov.rij. NDREW JOTNEB, ATTORNET-AT-LA Wy GREENVILLE, N. C. rn futiira will resrularlv attend tha Snnerfor ourts of Edgecombe. - Office in Tarboro Hoosev G. Mi T. FOUNTAIN, THE REMINISCENCES OF A. AlRT. M ftrst my very first; hfc nnmewns Will A handsome fellow, ut, with curly hair And lovely eyes. I haTehia locket stilL He went to Galveston and settled there: At least I heard so. Ah. dear me dear me! How terribly In love he used to be! The second. Robert Hill, he told hia love ; The first night that we met. T was at a ball Afooliahboy. He carried off my glove. . W aat onthaU the dances In the halL And flirted in the most outrageona way. Ah,mel how mother scolded all next day 1 The third woke np my heart, morn, From morn till night I dreamed of him: I treasured np a rosebud he had. worn: - My tears and kisses made his picture dim.' Strange that 1 cannot feel the old, old flame . When I remember Paul that was his name. The fourth and aftb1 wire broUieraWarina at that; ... ... ' ; ' --.:.. v '-" - " Good fellows, kind, devoted, clever, too. - Twas rather shabby to refuse th em f 1 1 Yacht Bailing, with the MiaseaOarretsonl He never cared for me I found that out Despite the foolish clinging of my hone: -' A few months proved it clear beyond a doubt. I steeled my heart; I weald not pine or mo De- Bat masked myself in gayety, and went ' -To grace his wedding when the cards were sent. So those were all my loves. My husband! Oh, I met him down in Florida one Fall Rich, middle-aged, and prosy, as you know; He asked me: I accepted: that is alL A kind, good soul; he worships me but then I never counted him in with other men. ATTORNEY AND COUNSELJjOR AT LAW, i larooro. N. U.. Office vr Insurance Office of Capt. Orrcn WUliasis. f eb3l-6m U. A. OlLLLaX. DorVXIIX GllXUM Q.ILLIAM & SON Attorneys-at-Law, 1 TARBORO', N. C. . Will practice In the Counties of Edgecombe, Halifax and Pittw and in the Courts of the first Judicial District, and in the Circuit and upreme Courts at Kaieign. janll-iy. THE KOTTST OLITET CREMATORY. Ap- t.l TAS. NORFLEET, 0 Attorney-at-Law, .TARBORO, ,- - If- C CIRCUIT. Edgecombe, Nash and WU- eon. Loana negotiated on reasonable I erms. J L, BRIDGERS & 80N, Attorneys-at-Law, TARBORO, 14 Uy N. C. "JOSSEY BATTLE. Attorney at Law TARBORO. - - - - Practice in the courts of Nash. Edeecombe, Wilson and Halifax counties. Also in the federal and 8unrane Court.'" Tarboro office. up-stairs over new Howard -building, Maiu street, opp. Bank front room. apr 1 84 R. H. T. BASS D Offers his prof ea 1 serricea.to theati- teos of Tarboro and vicinity. Office in T. A. McNaira drag store on Main Street rviUi. N.CARB, Surgeon fifZsX. Dentist, TARBORO, N. C. Office Lui a, tron9 a. m.'till 1 p. m. and ' joil i'Xo 6 o. m y Next door to Tarboro House, over Royster St Nash. n R. R. W. JOYNER, SURGEON DENTIST Has rvermanentlY located in Wil son. N. C- All ' ODerations will be neatly and. carefully performed and on terms as reasonable as possible. Teeth extracted wit ioat pain. Office on Tarboro street, next door to Post Office. ; Jan-l bm Intereatlns Description of the paralua la which the Dad are Bnrned. The crematory on Mount Olivet, Lobr Island is fashioned of white marble and brick. The architecture is a modification of the Grecian temple. The front is two storiea higfu In the front is located, the office and reception-room and a con cierge rie above, where the superintendent resides. The chaple is simple in its interior finish. The interior walls are used as a columbarium where the ashes of the dead may be placed in niches. In the rear of the chapel is a dais where all believers or non-believers may perform the last sad rites. In front stands the catafalque ,or permanent fixture. The section of the chapel floor directly under the catafalque constitutes the floor of an elevator, by means of which,- as soon as the catafalque is closed, the body is car ried noiselessly and imperceptibly to the incinerating chamber in the basement. The religions services and the incineration consume about an hour. In the base ment on one side is a hot securing vault and on the other a cold securing vault. The former is intended for cases of coma or trance. The temperature is so high that if Jife exists in a body it must soon be made manifest and, if not, the evidence of death will be ' quickly revealed. The frigidarinm, or cold vault, is used for the preservation of bodies awaiting the arrival of distant friends. Near the receiving vaults is the urn room or aldiculanum, where aldicuLe and vases fof ashes may be obtained. In the rear of the basement is located the incinerating apparatus. It consists mainly of -a furnace and a gas producer. . The apparatus is m perfect in its work ing that .only a very- small fraction of the gases obtained from; the fuel Is lost. All the waste heat is stored in' an 'elaborate mass of interlarded firebricks. The gas from the producer is introduced through fire slits throughout the surface length? of the compartment. The sister cliamber.of the pair serves m the same manner to supply hot air which entera the furnace in conjunction wth the- fpiO.,- An intensely hot name thus proddced plays upon and around the two retorts. This flame now descends into the opposite pair of chambers whose interlaced brickwork will speedily attain a white heat on top. All that is volatile will be driven off, escaping through a flue at the rear end of the re tort - Thence the body is conducted into the regenerative chamber, . where it re mains subjected to an intense heat until completely broken up and burned. The framework of the body separated from the volatile matter is now carl ionized and, as viewed through the spyiholes, is lumin ous and incandescent. On the1 admission of oxygen from the atmosphere when the door of the retort is opened oxidation is completed and the mass disintegrates into a pure, .pearly-white ash, about 4 pertem,- of the original weight. In no instance dnrinir the progress of the work do the flames come in contact with. the corpse; and the gndeous products ' are rendered thoroughly innocuous and odorless before being liberated. 1m SAVAGE, 3 LlVerV. Sale, &XClia,ri$e drop and he should bend'Hwonldrui I everything. He reached a massive garden Horrid Predicament of a Dad. Alfonso was" a dainty Iouisville dude, a memlier of that class we Bbould from dnilv wear exclude and put it under glass. He could not take a healthy ureal n, ior like excess of steam, so tight was ne squeezed beneath, 'twould open every seam, i He had his cane tied to his hand with : daintv silken string : if it should and Feed Staples, Corner Gkajtvujji A St. Ajwsbw Stkutb TABBOBO'. Jl. C, Those Stables are the larsrest In the State. and have a capacity of hoidW. ten ear-loads oi stock. ' uive nun a cau. , lamoy JUTHER SHELDON, .,-.- DEALEK IN - BUILDER-' HARDWARE, PAINTS, OILS, GLASS, And Buildlue Material of every description VOS. IS W. 8IDB VARKKT 8QUAKK A 49 ROANOAKX AVE NORFOLK, VA. November 1883. 18,1-y. ' WILLIAMSON, Manufacturer of Fine M-Maile Harness, Opposite H, Mobbis & Bbos., walL a foliage hid retreat : was just about to give a call when, falling to his ieet, a silver doUar-all he had went ringing to the street, i I will not say the dude was mad : the word is incomplete. Here waa -nrettv how to da: the auae was desper ated He dare not bend, ior ne weu anew what then would be his fate- He was no Vanderbilt, to lose a dollar in that way. There wasn't much for nun to choose, ana time for no delay. There was no Arab tie re U scoff at his sad misery, so he must take his trousers off or let the aoiiar oe. Now all waa dark : no one was near. Ah, shield him. shades of nightl He did the deed in trembling fear, and got his tin all rlirht. Row wowl What'Bthat? Alfonso knew . he'd : heard that sound before. Just as , he was, like wind ne new ; oui throneh an open door old Towser leaped. He made a break and caught the trousers fast. Alfonso didn't stop to shake his grip but hurried fast. V. The gardener came running then "Hi, Towser, bring it here! Ha, hal .That dude's been here again; v,iit thia 1s miirhtv queer. He must have fnmnni clear from his clothes, I'll bet a dollar note. ' I'll nse these trousers now, guess, for sleeves to fix my coat." t Cremation In Italy. PromRtbni is becoming rapidly popular in ItSy. - The crematorium at Milan has all the business it can do, and the demand upon its accomodations is constantly Wrefuincr. The Milan crematorium kiiVh vpn-dpan work ot incineration, and leaves only a couple of 'handfuls of dust and ashes to be taken care of. The process is remarkably cheap the cost of everything, including the marble tablet, being less than $i0. It is said that the system is such as to make the process rather attractive than otherwise, ana nothing ghastly meets the eye. Tha TARBORO, M a "What was the trouble at church j this morning?" inquired one Dak ota lAJHnn nf another. "I understand f.hflrn was a row. h. it didn't amount ta anytning, ' . i it t i Snm of the memDers in wie uacs. tmwb threatened to shoot the minie ter unless ne 6joaw wuua. I was all." : ' . X - . XAXTH8 A CRANBEEKY BOO. CleaMnx Away Stumps Preparing for Proat Bulldlnz Dikes , -Landlna: on lee, etc. ? A farmer who has not the readv mnnev. and who has the other essentials for a cranberry bog, will mortgage his farm to pui uvrnia source of revenue. , The first essential is a swamp with a peat bottom. During the winter the available wood is cut off, and the smaller Btumps are re--moved, the larger ones being left for tha frost to throw out. During the milder days. the., work -; goes on of removing stnmps, levelling, and filling in with turf. After the larger stumps have been re moved, and the bog made comparatively level, thedikes are built.- These are built -at such distances apart as to inclose three or four acres of bog, so that the inclosed v space can be readily overflowed by shut--ting the sluiceways in the dike. - The bet ter to carry off the water, ditches are dug Wdtr to a principal ditch puralM with ' ' 1 the bog must be sanded V t.v ta of, three, .or fonr'Jnches, feeing dratnecUot water as mnchv as possible bo fore J sanding.- The frost usually throws the bog. In anticipation of this, the Ice over the bog is covered with sand during the winter, especially if the bog has been planted, with vines the previous fall, so that in the spring the ice melting dis tributes the sand on the bog, thus saving cartage, The second essential to a bog is a sand bank or hill near the swamp, supplying' sand that must be free from loam, since" loam brings in weeds. In the spring or fall, when the bog is sanded, it may be planned, the intention being to save as much time as possible. The first year there is little trouble from weeds, but the second and third summer after planting the vines it is necessary to weed thor oughly, and to keep the water in the trenches low, so as not to encourage the growth of weeds. After the third year the ines are strong enough and cover the bog sufficiently to take care of themselves. The vines are cut with scythes from an existing bog, and planted by being placed m the new bog, three or four inches deep, justbelow the sand. The third year the bog is expected to bear and to pay all expenses of construc tion. During the second year It mav pos sibly pay interest on the money spent in making it. The year after the third is usually the best bearing year ; after that the yield is about equal The greatest danger is from frost. A continual watch has to be kept after the first year, and the bog has to le "flowed" immediately. Sometimes a frost in June or last of May will injure the budding vines, thus de stroying a year's crop. The next visita tion most feared is that of insects, which ruin the berry and leave their eggs for the next year. The remedy is to burn and thus destroy the bog, or the infected part of it, or, to flood it. Drought and forest fires are other dangers, When the bog is "flowed" to avert frost, there- is a dan ger, 11 the succeeding day is very warm and the vines are bearing berries, that the heat may ruin the fruit while it is exposed wet to the sun. It is desirable to keep the berries as long on the vines as possi ble, as they turn dark when ripening, and the darker the berry the higher the mar ket price, other qualities being equal The picking is a picturesque sight, the costume for the women being a calico "dress and a sun-bonnet fin shape the same as the - Shakers wear). They pick' with' their backs to the sun, in rows divided by striDgs, to insure "clean pick ing," each one being kept in the pre scribed place till the vines are well picked. A cranberry barrel is smaller than ordinary, 100 quarts to the barrel 'beintrthe rule, but thevsre tiehtlv pressed aad forced in, so .that after shipping they are found to be solid in the barrel A dealer will have nothing to do with a barrel in which the- berries shake. . A good price is $10 per barrel Sometimes it is $16 to $17, or more. It "pays" at $4 per barrel but good berries never sell as low as that. The cost of making a bog, athart from the cost of the swamp, is about $250 per acre. It is desirable to put in at least ten acres, as a certain amount of diking has to be done, and possibly a reservoir built, so that the more acYes this incloses, the less the ex- pence per acre. A very good yield of berries would be 100 barrels to the acre. This at $10 per barrel (the average price in good years), is $1000, after an expen diture of, say, $450 per acre for making the bog, picking, and in running ex penses for three years from the break ing of the swamp.. After the fourth year the average yield , is perhaps from sixty to eighty barrels per acre. Some farmers store their berries until the next Bpnng, Doping tor better prices, out it has been usually found that the shrink age more than equals the advance in price.-Harper's Weekly. SEPEXEVZD, BUT AH IDIOT. I A Southern Boy Caught In the Art cf Desertlnc and Condemned To I ; She Before the Hnsk'ets. ' One night,' "when I was sergeant cf a picket . posfr wellf advanced , to- arl V. a Union lines, instructions were reefciv ' to keep a sharp watch for desert rs. ICo more than an hour later we m ture. A boy, about eighteen "private in a Georgia regime camp with the intention of. home, which. was then inside lines. . He was not over bright, and w' brought in by a picket he seew ed to 1 npon .the matter as a joke. It was c when he was escorted to camp : an 1 under guardcharged wjth. trying t text to the enemy, " that he seerr I. realize the gravity of his situation. J A court martial made short wor1 case. Theonly defence -he set -that he washif W" K nd v jiis mother, nnd e a ( ; .s c '. , had 1 Itlr-f i tae Un- 1 it , fLATTJg CARDS, PrsntMlvs Baeh.ro sac ni the V,. UainelsPIayea.lmprtnee of - As a variation, or addition, to the regular game, the innovation known as progressive eurihre possesses some clabaa to merit. The ordinary rules of euchre govern the game, with some obvious exceptions, and a progressive euchre party should consist of three tables, of four , persons. Little strips of cardboard should be prepared be forehand, with a loop of ribbon by which they, may be attached to the dress or coat of the player. One of these is drawn by each person. Ace is written on four cards, king on four and queen on the remaining four. Those who draw the ace slip take the ace table, which is the highest in rank ; those with the king slips take the second and the queens the third table, -which is the lowest in rank, One amusing part of .this "game Is that font gentlemen may' LAKS 0E THE KID SIGHT SUK. Ice- that he v- f I for JJfraw lIe sups ior me same lame, or lour retnrn- tuiit "n.-i-rv. . . " 'iir4iem which case they are doomed to An American Author Mr. W. D. HoweUs long ago acquired a transatlantic reputation as a great artist, but the Pall Mall Gazette feels moved to emphasize that fact by declaring that "slowly and by gradual tentative stages even we Philistine English people are be ginning with a grudging reluctance to perceive It. The extreme delicacy ana lightness of bis . humor, the exquisitely evaueateut v aroma of his tmly native genius, have prevented a solid, stolid, hard-headed race, brought up on beef and beer and Dickens, from readily appreciat ing the unrivalled daintiness and grace- fullness of his masterly touch. We are, as a nation, too slow and heavy to rise at once to the airy little bait he dangles so cleverly and fantastically before us. And then, Ado,-he has jesolntety and sternly set his face against that last superstition of the 'Dark Ages, that - a ; novel must necessarily base itself upon a fact or in cident utterly unusual In ordinary life. To judge by the average run of British novels, an Intelligent inquirer of the twenty-fifth century might come to the conclusion that In the opinion of English men of the age of Gladstone a murder, a bigamy, the forging of a will or a bank robbery were the only episodes in human life worth a moment's consideration from a rational being." The Provident Ittule. - A Mule having received a nice present, hid it carefully away in a hollow tree. "Why did you hide your present?" asked one of the animals. 1 "Because I intend to keep it for. my children." "But suppose you should have no children?" ' "Then it will do just as well for my Grandchildren." replied the Mule, with a poetic expression of parental tenderness. Moral: This Fable teaches that a man's foresight may be so far-reaching as to sag in the middle and eet blunt at the busi ness end. Life, Sunday School Teaching. Mother "No, darling, Dolly can't goto heaven!" Mother is Darling "Never mind, Dollie, if Dollifi tan't do to heaven, we will both of us do to H " A lady living in Rappahannock county, Va., had twelve stands of bees, which were very valuable until a distillery was started in the neigh borhood. Since it was started, how ever, the bees pay frequent visits to ih n4ilL cat verv drunk, and are of 7 O af little profit have been something tn thia -appear had ne not admitted t hat he knew his home to be within the Union lines-and that there was a strong probability of his being cap. tured by the federals. . . From the hour he was sentenced to be shot he was placed under , my charge. 1 think it was about a week from the find ing of the court martial to the day of the execut ion. For the first two or three days the boy was like one struck dumb, and he answered no questions. When this state of mind wore off he spent most of his time in weeping, praying and writing Tetters. It was only on the night before the execu tion that he became talkative. As I car ried in his supper he asked: ; T "Sergeant, did you ever see a deserter shot?" . "Yes." "How is it done?" "By a file of men. Six of my squad haA'e been detailed in you case." "Will they blindfold me?" -Yes." "Will I stand up?" "Xo, you will be seated on your coffin." He ioke with more curiosity than con cern, and I was glad to see it. So long as he had to die it was better to show a brave front. I sought to encourage him in this, but he replied : ; : "(.)!, you needn't be afraid of my break ing down. ' All I ask of you is to make quick work of it." Next morning when he marched out the air was raw and the sky was gloomy as a pall When I brought him out he was the cooler of the two. I was nervous and trembling, while he was absolutely cool and self-possessed. "Is it time?" he asked as I went in. - "Yes." "Well, Fm ready." How do you feel?" "I'm all right." When we reached the grounds which had been Selected I saw that about six; thousand men had been marched np to I witness the execution. The boy looked about him with considerable curiosity, but showed no signs of weakness. , When we reached the open grave and the coffin resting in front' of it he caught a quick breath, and something like terror could be read in his eyes. ; I stood there with him while the firing party retreated a few paces and came to a front."-- Then an ofllcer came forward and read the -r barge and the findings. All this time I haa hohroTthe ooyi naady-wtri standing shoulder to shoulder. . There waa no trembling, but his flesh was so- hot that it seemed to blister mine. When the officer had finished reading he stepped away leaving ub along. "I must blindfold you," 1 said as 1 pro duced a handkerchief. "Yes." "You are going todielikeabraveman.n "I told yon 1 would." 1 placed the handkerchief over his eyes and tied the ends at the back of his head, and then, taking his arm, I whispered: "You must sit down." --' "Yes." , - "I am going now." t- "Goodby to you, Sergeant. Let it be over soon!" w When I had reached the squad there was nothing to wait for, and the orders, were issued : ', "Ready'!" ' .1 "Aim!" . '; The command "Fire!" was just tremb ling on my lips when an officer waving a white handkerchief appeared behind the prisoner. I ascertained, at a later date, that none of the muskets were loaded, but this fact was not ever known to the firing squad. i The prisoner had been repnevea, I advanced and broke the glad news to him, and then removed the bandage from his eyes and assist ed him to rise. Great heavens, nut wnai a cnangei a had a smile on his face the grin of an idiot! The light of intelligence had gone out of his eyes, and his first movement was to spring up, Hop his arms, and crow like a 'rooster! From t hat moment until he was finally discharged and sent home no man heard an intelligent word from his lips nor saw anything like intelligence in his face. He was not crazy, but idiotic. That one minute of awful suspense' had drowned out the light of reason and so changed his every look that his. own mother could not have identified him.' Detroit Free Press. - ' EthIoiiau Education.. - - Carpenter (relerring proudly to his boyK who has just entered). "Brer Ephralm, dis boy ain' bin goin to school more'n a year, an he knows all de twenty-six letters, and so forth resides." - ' ; Brer Ephraim i"never saw no use'ln book-larnin', nohow"). say ; if a big chunky boy like dat kyant. larn more'n twenty-six letters in a year, he better go to work carryin' plankes." Carpenter. "Sez dat boy to me-yndder day, Guvner,' how many legs is a multerplercazum table got? sez L gibes it up! S'e, 'Tain got none." :.: . . Brer Ephraim. "What sorter fool talk dat 'bout table ain' got no legs? Dat's jes' what " " Corpenter. "Yes, but you see hit's one uv dese tables liker almanick, whar yon say nine times nine is eightynine, er." . Brer Ephraim. "Den he all .de mo' fool, ef it ain' got no legs fur to ask you." Harper's Bazar. play .together, far the laws of, progressive euchre are like those of -The Medes and Persians, which alter not." The players seated at their respective tables, the game begins in earnest, and as booh as the ace table has made five points a little bell at thia table is rung, which means that the other tables are to - stop playing, even if they are at the very crisis ef a game. This la tantalizing sometimes, and the little bell comes to be regarded as a cruel fate. On the other hand, the ace table is sometimes slow in its playing, which gives the other .tables time to go on making points ad infinitum. On the ring ing of the ben, those who have won the game at the ace table are decorated, not with the Cross of the Legion of Honor, or even the victoria Cross, but with a small wafer, which Is attached to the strip of cardboard. This couple retain their seats, while the two defeated ones move down to the king table, and the successful players at the king table move up to the . ace table. The same change is made in the queen table, consequently a continual change of part ners is going on at all the tables, which, with the decoration of the successful play era, occasions no small amount of mer , . Prizes are given at the close of the game. Here the Ingenuity and fun of the hostess find ample scope. One prize is given to the best player, the one whose strip of cardboard bears most wafers. They should. be something pretty, even if very Simple and inexpensive. The second prize Is called consolation and is given to the least successful player. This gift may be something grotesque and have . some humorous verses attached, which will add much to the gayety of the evening. When refreshments are to be served, it is generally arranged at what time the ace table shall stop playing. A cessation of hostilities affords time for passing around some slight refreshment, An elaborate supper seems out of place on such an occasion, a the players are usually anxious to return to their game and de cide their fates for the evening, - If etiquette be important in the ordi nary affairs of life, how much more so is It in the card room and at the whist table, says a writer on the game.. Etiquette is often but a form. At whist, etiquette is but a substance. II a man will not send his card or call at another's house, he may hope to be forgiven; bat at whust, the player who does not attend to the etiquette ?we?$cxlncajry m pod taste and the usages of tne Tame, wis orrenoer win be properly snunned. etiquette in whist phraseology, is a term synonymous with honest. In attention to the etiquette of the game causes more bickerings and heartaches than the worst player out of bedlam, and goodness knows the bad players are nearly sufficient to drive ordinary people mad. But because men are bad players surely there is no occasion to add to their ether offences the total disregard of etiquette. Some people are so thick-skinned that nothing short of a penalty will ever pre vent their breaking a rule. These drop a card bee upward and snatch it np again and think they have done something clever instead of having committed heinous offence ; or they lead out of turn, and when ultimately they get the lead they send ont the exposed card like a flash or lightning, and again think they nave done something clever. It is not etiquette to get into a passion and throw down .the cards. It is not etiquette for the young whist player to de ride or be angry with his seniors. If, in dealing, yon expose an ace and your ad versaries elect to let the deal stand, it is not etiquette to misdeal In dealing it is not etiquette to count the cards on the table or in the hand and then declare you have not done so to avoid a misdeal It is not etiquette to bet with an outsider without first offering the chance to your adversaries. The breach of this law causes more anger than almost any other. It is not etiquette to wrangle with your op ponent on any disputed point when there is a bystander to whom you can reier. Such bystander having decided, although you think him wrong, it is not etiquette further to argue the . point, but it is etiquette to submit with good grace. Having revoked once it is not etiquette to revoke again to cover your blunder; nor ' is it etiquette to make any exclamation calling your adversaries' attention to the fact that you have revoked. The excitable and, talkative players may bear this in mind, and they will do well to remember that at whist nothing should be said dur ing the play of the hand. Farm Houses Perched Aloft on land mountains. A correspondent writes from Iceland de scribing a voyage aiound the island. The fiords or bays, in which all but the south coast of the island abound, are narrow arms of the sea, running far in between the mountain chains that radiate from the land like the fingers from one's palm, only not with the same regularity. Not more than a few miles wide at the month, they grow gradually narrower as they proceed inland, until terminating at the foot of a small valley beyond. To get some idea of this lay your hand palm downward upon a table and sughtly spread- the fingers. Now your hand represents the island and the table the sea, and calling the distance from the tips of the fingers to their junc tion with the hand twenty miles you have some idea of the proportions, except, per- habe, that the mountains are very high. Jflverywnere these mountains rise abrupt ly from the sea-often standing a-, per. pendlcuiar wail hundreds offset in height, and . then sloping gradually back to the peaks above.. Here and , there along the sides, onfBome slope less steep than the rest, surrounded by a few acres of ground, which presents no very striking contrast to the lava waste surrounding it, can be seen the turf-covered huts of the Icelandic farmer ; and at the end of the fiord on the web between the fingers stands the cluster of well built houses forming the village which supplies tie surrounding country with most of the necessaries of life. These houses are generally owned by foreigners and sometimes by one man a company of Norwegians who work the fisheries about the island during the sum mer, or a Danish merchant who may have several trading stations along the coast. Often, on passing the end of the prom ontories which separate the fiords, a small farm can be seen lodged on the slope high above the water, or in some small valleys between the mountains, where none but an Icelander would think it possible to live. Here, on a spot that cannot be reached from the sea, except in very calm weather, and which is inaccessi ble from the land several months in the year, these people live, contented and seemingly satisfied to spend their days as their fathers have done before them, though well acquainted, by reading, with other and more inviting countries. To one who has always lived in a coun try where night and day perform their proper functions, such strange antics of the meteorological phenomena are, to say the least, decidedly novel One hardly knows where to go to bed, and, indeed, one, two and three often finds us wide awake as ever, pacing the deck, while the sun, after descending from the west and bowling along the northern horizon for an hour or more, is already mounting the heavens with a long, majes tic, eastward sweep. . , '"- BIsadTmntagea' of India Life. The number of persons killed by wild beasts and poisonous , snakes in India in 1883 was 23.005. .against 22,125 in . 1882 : "Dat's ies what Iiy.057 death were due- to the. bites of rr lllm itat Vnnt . vmfonnnna ant mala. QfUl nnranna were de voured by tigers, 287 by wolves and 817 by leopards. The loss of cattle amounted to 47,478 tnimalH, an increase of 771 over the preceding year: .While most of the deaths of human beings were due to the bite of snakes only 1,644 cattle were thus poison ed. More than three-quarters of the deaths took place in Bengal and in the provinces of the Northwest; 19,890 dan gerous niTTd were killed during the year. Thoroughly Prepared. A Suabian village clergyman wa , ex. horting a young couple wha had come to ask him to put up the banns : 'o, .then, my dear young friends, you wish to enter the holy estate of matrimony. But have yon thoroughly prepared yourselves for the important step you are about to take?" We have that," replied the damsel ;"weve stuck a pig aud killed a dozen chickens, and w!ve baked tarts and cakes enough to make the tables bend with the weight. That ought to be sufficient. " , mental Subtlety. ; (On Hie steamer in mid-ocean.) First Old Chappie : Going across? Second O. C. : Yes. You? Epigrams. If yon wish to keep your name untarn ished, scour .your aoor-piate mgnc morning. . Shake pe re was not a broker; but does any one know of a man who has furnished so many stock quotations? r : A contemporary asks: "What is the difference between a man and a pitcher?" At times the difference is very striking. The man may be full and the pitcher empty 'Why is a shoemaker one of the most ! paradoxical persons in existence? Why, because, you see, although he nnisnea 4 his shoe at the beginning, he always begins at the last. . A man becoming angry because his gun kicked badly, his companion said ; Guns are but human, after all: They are almost sure to kick when the load is too heavy. A molder named Scott at St. Louis fell into a pit yesterday, andlO.600 pounds of molten iron fell upon him from a large ladle. The miserable man waa seen to writhe several times, and when the body was recov ered it was a charred mass. - - -r Baleigb is to be lighted by electric light. . V . .. . t -x - Ben and the Bunco Man. A New York bunco man touched Ben Maglnley, the actor, on the shoulder one day and exclaimed : - "Why, my dear old friend, how do you do ?" 'I haven't felt better in twenty years," replied Ben taking in the situation at a glance. " Fm real glad to bear it How are all the folks?" -All right, except Bill" ;Why, te WUllam elckr'-, - - he collided with that red Lull of old Jones'?" ;: That is very sad; a man should be careful when he's fooling around cattle." Hal Ha!" roared Ben. "Bill isn't a man ; he's our old white bull", and his laugh occupied more of Broadway than a healthy foghorn would have done. If the "bunco man wanted any more to prove to him that he had caught a greenhorn, Ben's hillside laugh settled the question. "Now," said he, "I have a friend in New York who has shown me all the sights worth seeing ; so I can start right in and show them to you. What do you say?" "Why," said Ben; "I'm here to see everything you've got worth seeing, but, young than," and he took a most tender hold of the lappel of the steerer's coat, ' I have been telling stories to Presidents and Princes for the last forty years, and a tear wells up into my eye as I think of how sad a thing it is to have to correct the impression you have formed of me. I need say no more than that, like my illustrious brother, Forrest, I served the first part of my apprenticeship in a cir cus." And with a trip and a box under the ear, the bunco-steerer was tangling himself in the gutter in the middle of Broadway while Ben moved quickly down the street whistling "I Am a Pirate King." How They Once I'aed JTIe for a Statue ol Liberty. I remember once, a great while ago, I was asked by a friend to go with him in the evening to the house of an acquain tance, where they were going to have a kind of mnsicale, at which there was to be some noted pianist, who had kindly con sented to play a few strains. I did not get the name of the professional, but I went, and when the first piece was an nounced I saw that the light was very un certain, so I kindly volunteered to get a lamp from another room. I held that big btmp, weighing about twenty-nine pounds, for half an hour, while the pianist would tinky, tinky upon the right hand, or bang, boomy to bang, bang down on the bass, while he snorted aud slugged that old concert grand piano and- almost knocked its teeth down its throat, or gently dawdl ed with the keys like A pale moonbeam shimmering through the -bleached rafters of a deceased house, until at last there was a wild jangle, such as the accomplished musician gives to an instrument to show the audience that he has disabled the piano and will take a slight -intermission while it is sent to the junk shop. With a sigh of relief I carefully put down the twenty-nine pound lamp, and my friend told me that I had been stand ing there like liberty enlightening the world and holding that heavy lamp for Blind Tom. . I had never seen him before and I slipped out of the room before he had a chance to Bee me. bill Nye. Arable. An Ostrich one day found a Bald Head lying on the grass, and, not noticing that it belonged to a sleeping middle-aged gentleman who always sat next to the orchestra in the threatre, took it to be an ostrich egg and determined to hatch it out at once. The big bird was sitting quietly on the supposed egg and making plans for the education of the little ostrich soon to be born, when, all at once, there was hatched out, not a little ostrich, but a blonde chorus-girl dressed in lilac tights and a green belt, Moral : This Fable is intended to give a dim and nebulous hint of the varied and fanciful appointments which often stock the interior of a sedate and philosophii cranium. Life. Scientifically Prepared Food. What is called a "steam scientific food meal company" has begun operations in London. Its prospectus sets forth that: "Each separate food meal, with its own appropriate flesh-forming aud heat-giving nutriment qualitatively and quantita tively, is daily prepared, cooked and de livered In wholesale quantities to all the numerous agency district shops of the company, each food meal having its own special vast food department. All the successive processes of the food are worked by appropriate and powerful ma chinery. There are separate food depart ments of beef, veal, mutton and some others. In the beef department, for ex ample, the carcasses, after being weighed by the ton in ponderous scales, are cut up by powerful steam knives, and when ready are shunted to the heat-giving side, where appropriate heat-giving nutriment la carefully added, blended and thorough- 1 ly assimilated by machinery, after which the whole passes Into the manufacturing ovens of scientific cooking, after whibh the food meals are sorted, packed and ready for wholesale delivery.'.' This and. That. The Richmond Herald relates the fol lowing: "Bead to me, my child," said Dr. Richard White to his little granddaughter, and she began reading to him the "This and That" column of the Herald. Pres ently the dear old man began to nod, and the little girl read from the paper (ap parently): "Some people are never hap pier than when they are finding fault with other people, and one of these disa greeable saints lives at Chatham and runs a savings bank, and is White." That waked the doctor up, aud he cried out, "What's that does he dare to talk about me that way?" The little girl replied: " SVhy may ho not say that about you, grandpa? You always talk about him when he comes here." "Read it again," he said. "I don't like it, but read it again." And the little girl then confessed that she had made up that "just for fun," and that there was noth ing of the kind in our -'This and That." We give the story as it conies to us, and congratulate Dr. White on having such a granddaughter. Origin of the Shot Ton er, One night, in the year 1782, a plumber of Bristol, named Watts, had a very profit able dream. He imagined he was out in a shower of rain, but molten lead fell in stead of water, and the drops were per fectly round- When he awoke, he was struck with the singularity of his dream, and the idea occurred to him that lead shot cOjjild be made in this manner. As a test, he ascended the tower of St. Mary Redcliffe Church, and poured molten lead Into some water below. The result fully satisfied his expectations, and he after wards sold the invention for a good round sum of money. IT LEADS ALL Ko other blood-purifying medicine is made, or has ever been prepared, which ao com pletely meets the wauts of physio lacs and the general publio as Ayer's SarsapariUa. It leads the list as a truly scientific prepara tion for all blood diseases. If there u s lurk Qonnrill H ing taint of Scrofula about you, OlinUrULA Avek'8 Saksapariula will dislodge it and expel it from your system. For constitutional or scrofulous Catarrh, PHTIDDU AVEK'3 SAUSAPARIIiLA. is the OA I Arm.! true remedy. It has cured numberless cases, it will stop the nauseous catarrhal discliurges, and remove the sioken ing odor of the breath, which are Indications of scrofulous origin. " Hutto, Tex., Sept 28, 1882. 'At the am of two Tears one of QflpCf mv children waa terribly afflicted OUiikO with ulcerous running sores on Its face and uouk. At the same time Its eyes were swollen, much iiinamed, and very sore. -CnDC CvCO Physicians told us that a pow OUKC Ulta ertul alterative roedieine must be employed. They united in recommending AVer's-Sarsafarill.. A few doses pro duced a perceptible improvement, which, by ' an adherence to your directions, was contin ued to arcomplete and permanent cure. Ko evidence has since appeared- of the. existence of any scrofulous tendencies; and no treat ment of any disorder was ever attended by more prompt or effectual results. Yours truly, li. V. JOHJiSOK." PUEl'AnED BY Dv.J.C.Ayer& Co., Lowell, Mass. Sold by all Druggists; SI, six bottles for S5. :.-!. ! , .... 15 . 1 Ulcerous. : r -r 1 A NEW VICE. AND VALAUBLE DE- Fettexxt "Water Closet Sea: FOB TBE CURE OF HEMORRHOIDS, Commonly Called Piles. INTERNAL OR EXTERNAL PROLAP SUS AI. NO Where It Cornea From.1 . "Here's a queer thing, my dear," said McSwilligen, to his wife as he looked up from the paper. ... What is it, my dear?" "Why . -the,,, cows in-,Tollance County; . Coun" are jgetting' drtmk. Apples are plentiful and a great" deal of cider is be ing made. - The cows go down to the mills and drink the cider, Scores of them have been gloriously drunk within the past two weeks." I. "I suppose," rejoined Mrs. McSwilligen, "that those cows give the milk they make milk punches from." I have invented a SIMPLE WATER CLOSET SEAT, for the cure of the above troublesome and painful malady, which I confidently place before the puDiic as a cube itsusr iso Cube It has received the endorsement of the leading physicians iu this community, and wherever tried, has given entire satisfaction, and where it fails to relieve the money will . be willingly returned. " These seats will De lurmsceu at me iouow- ing prices: Walnut.... 6.00) Cherry. 5.00 Disc ount to Fblalclans Poplar 6.00) Directions for nsluff will accompany each Seat. - We trouble you with no certificate. We - leave the Seat to be its advertiser. Address, : LEWIS CHAMBERLAIN, Patentee Tarboro, Edgeoiube Co.. N. C. je2o-ly A Slpcular Propoaal. In a volume of sermons by a popular preacher, printed some sixty years ago, the author relates that on an assertion being made that no one could keep his thoughts upon any one subject without wandering only a few moments, a gentle man, one of bis hearers, offered to give a horse to a person who controverted hia opinion even if he could repeat the Lord's Prayer. Upon these conditions being gladly accepted, the latter immediately began "Our Father who art in heaven but mind I am to have the bridle and sad dle too," by which digression from the principal subject he of course lost the horse. Satisfactory lies it It . Clerical-looking GentHuan (to a boy): "My little man, can you direct me to the camp meeting?" Little boy (in great haste) : "Yessir. It's jest on de odder side of de hill." lientieman-. "Ah, thanks. 1 suppose the attendance is large and the results satisfact try?" Little boy (with enthusiasm): "Yessir, de results is wery satisfactory. Me fadder tapped a kag o'beer jest outside de groun's, an' sold it all in less 'n an hour, I 'm goin' fer an odder kag." Hard Times In Greece. The financial condition of Greece has be come serious. Tobacco duties, which were estimated last yeftr to yield 10,000,000 drachmas, have only brought in 2,600,000 drachmas. Cigarette paper has yeielded 760,000'drachmas, instead of 3,000,000 drachmas ; spirits have produced 300,000 drachmas, instead of 2,140,000 drachmas; and wine 270,000 drachmas, instead of 3,200,000 drachmas. The deficit is reckoned .at 16,000,000 drachmas. A drachma of Greece equals 19.3 cents in American money, ' - " They Had Not Been Disturbed. ' Husband (looking, around impatiently ior his Dootg) "My near, will you be so kind and condescending as to inform me where in thunder my boots have been put?" Wife (with bitter sarcasm) "You will find them just where you left them when you came in at 2 o'clock this morning at the foot of the stairs." Equal to the Occasion. "Go into that room and brine that cake off the table," said a mother to her son. "It's too dark; I'm afraid to go into the room." "Go right into that room this in stant.or I'll go in and bring out the strap. ' "If you bring out the strap," replied the boy, sobbing, '"bring the cake along too." It is reported that King Tbebaw has been assassinated and paudemo- m Burmah. THE SAMSON JACK & PRESS CO., BLACK RIVER, tit Y. Hanufactarers of Mr. George Wm. Childs says that there is no truth in the ru mors that Mrs. -Nellie Grant-Sartoris contem plates applying for a divorce, and that the stories about her married life have given Mrs. 'Grant great pain. ' Aehevtlle has a hospital found ed by the ladies of the various churches. Chattanooga, Tenn., Oct. 27th. John Thompson, who murdered Jas, C. White, a merchant of Glen Alice, in Roane county, Tenn., last Friday, was taken from Kingston jail last night by a mob of one hundred men and hanged. ' Josh Billings is dead. His last "spell" was too much for him. Hand Power PKES3E3 Of Every Dot- Gnpuun. Suitahl f BALLENO HIDU, , RAT, RA(S, -WOOI. izmp, nor. COTTOS, and MAxraa. Also for PP.KSSIXO TOBACCO, DRY uoons, DRIED FKUIT, URu, OIL win, cidcs cnnmr.. ajd VBMEKB. Also Utm'f'tra 01 raujeaiu Iron Wazon Jacks. Brad tor CS MEDECINE OR SURGICAL OPERA T10N NECESSARY, : - iffr 3 A RON MO -.t "Will liurlfV the BLOOD, regw l:ite tlie L'VER aixi KIDNEYS, and IrKSToitK TUB HEALTH and VIGOR of YOUTH. D iepsia. Want of Apiielite, in. Uiircsttnii, Lack ol Strenfrth, nd i lreu feeling aosoimeiy cured. IZoues, nnisclcsana nerves receive new force. Enlivens the mlml and ., - ZST fiiiiilics liraln rower. f. W I Er 3 Siiflvrlttprroiii complaints tfca J I vJf pei-ullarU tlieir sex wll. Sid in DR. IIAKTKK'S IRON TONIO a mfe and fKTdy cMrt. Hives a dear, lieallliy conipli-xlo.ii. 're.,jt!iit attempts at oiiuti rf. it lnjr only add to the )0inli.i iiy of t!io original. Do not uxperi miMit cttihe Okhjinai. and liKST. Perd ypnrertdresstoTbellr. HarterMed Co.X St.Lrv i. H!o.,for our "DBEAM EOOK." Tuiiof atraci uad useful information. frw W JESUMED. :o: We take pleasure in announcirg to our numerouH patrons and friends that we have now recovered from the disarrangemant to our business caused by the recent lire, and have now resumed at the below named lo cation, where we trust to meet all of our former customers. . .. :0: HiTON j ZOELLER PHAEMACISTS AND DRUGGIST- Tir o. unc. AT THE WED DELL BOOK Opposite the BEY AN IIOljiSE and adjoin ' ing the POST OfTCK. - -j '4 BURN HAM'S IMPROVED 8TANDARD TURBINE Is he Best, constructed an4 iished lurbino in the vorld. It srlves better pet intsge with part or foil a to. and l-t sold for Less . foney per Home Power hErfy o,hr TURBINE. ramhiet ree by sct4 BURMHAM BROS., YORK PA. -. r

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