8 Vi)L. 63. BE SUBE YOTT AEE BIGHT ; THEN-GO AHE AD.-D Crockett. TARBORO', N. C, THURSDAY NOVEMBER 26, 1885. awn- T&K rOW ELL, , tfTORXEY-AT-LW N. C. RA'K NASH, TARBORO, N. ?rictico la aU Court., A.X-IA.W, C. Stats and Fed-8188 HAWARD. rtK"u asi Counselor at Law. ARBORC - N. C. V, ' ' r ?, )a ll &a Courts, Jftate nd .... a. , nov.6-ly.-c jjypREW JOYNER, ' AT TO RNJS Y-A T-LA Wy GREENVILLE, H. CL . . .. :.''.,... will regularly attena the Superior "too? fclgeeombe. 0 m Tarboro House. pi M. T- FOUNTAIN, fiviRNE? AND COUNSELOR AT LAW, u Tarbor0i N c.. -Insurance Otace ox iapt. urrcu feb21-6ra Office Willi was H A. GILLIAM. ,. DoMXIX GnXIXM "glLLIAM & SON A-ttorneys-at-I-aw, TARBORO", N. C. mil practice la the Counties of Edgecombe, jilif ax aud Pitt, d In the Courts of the .jw Judicial Di&triat, and An the Circuit and upreme Umrts as 8444 janxo-iy. JAS. NOKriitilsT, Attorney-at-Law, MRBORO, - - -V. C , CIRCUIT . Edgecombe, Rash and Wil :( n. Loans negotiated on reasonable erros. T L, fc&IDGERS & SON, 'Ji Attorneys-at-Law, T.-iRBORO, Klry TjOSbEY BATTLE- . Attorney t Law TARBORO, - - N. C. ! TBattie & Hart, Rocky Mount, N. C., "r'raetice in the court of Nash, Edgecombe, Wilson and Halifax counties. Also in the i Federal and Supreme Courts. Tarboro office, : ap-stairs over new iio'ira qui wing, jaam f ttreet, opp. Banfc front room, . apr i o D K. 2. T. BASS Offers his proleo "J services to the citt- tena of Tarboro and vicinity. Office in t . A. UcMair s drug store on Main street K. l N. CARR. D Surgeon Dentist, TARBORO, N. C. "Office LJais, irom 9 a. m. 'till 1 p. m. and .oa. i to 6 p. m. ' sNext door to Tarboro Honse, over Bovster Nash. . R. W. JOTNER, cJ I Trt 3 permanently located in Wil- ur 'r, i f. G. All ooerationa will be OUlJ negfsr ftnd carcfullv performed and ur VortTT as reasonable as possible 'JrWth ft -a.Hed wit 'nut pain. Office &jn Taboco street, next door to Post m Jan-1 6ra 1 iV SAVAGE, Uimn, Sale, Excluinge m& Feed Stables, r.mwuxjt St. Akdrbw 8trbts TAIMUM0 M. C. w . m tke lartrest in the State, stab. t of boldinj' ten car-loads ?iHFJi SHEJ ,10N' 1 NO. 48 OEALKK IN 70 a H DOORS, BLINbo )ERS' HARDWARE, ?AI OILS, I GLASS, m Baila'.'aa it aterial of every description os. itr'w; bi. NOR SoveinbeTl88S OE MARKET SQUARE 4 A.NOAKE AVE., FOUK. VA. 18,1-y. WILIA MSON, lilan ufaVtnreT of IMaile Harness, OtPOBiTt H, MpHBia & Bbos., I. i 7 COMFORTED. One night, with Grief. I closed my eyes. And had no other thought, but he Would waken with me presently. But God is gracious; God is vise Beyond our knowledge. In the dim Hushed hours betwixt the dark and light. There came a messenger from Him That of my Grief bereft me Quite. I know not how to paint the sight That blest my eyes, or make yon see The vision that was sent to me. For oh! it wasihe child that came. And called me softly by my name, . Ana clasped me by the litUe white Warm hands that clung to me of old. And nestled in my garment's fold. A dream' you think? Weil, may be so; But none the less God's messenger-. For while I lay-frald to stir; -v : ' V ; Lest the sweet dream should from me go The ehQd. that only Titten,! here Such Inarticulate trills and coos -i I - As nestling birds and babies use, Began to speak strange words and clear; ' Strange words, but clear: which, should I tnt' To put in speech of mine again. It would be effort spent in vain. This was a language of the sky. Which, Just for once, I understood. Because, my God, Thou wert so good. And suffered one sad heart to see How narrow-soul ed and dull we are. That make our selfish love a bar Betwixt these little ones and Thee. Whereat though it was but a dream. That vanished ere the east was red The one sad heart was comforted; Nor since, do I and sorrow seem So fitly mated as before. For in my dally tasks once more I find content. And little thlnge The wavering shadows on the wheat. The scent of flowers, the whir of wings Bring back a sense of something sweet. As vague, as fair, as sweet as these. The vision was that came to me. Whose nameless charm this shadow is. Of something exquisite to be. j And when In some unearthly sphere Of perfect love and bliss complete. The child and I once more shall meet. How like a dream it will appear That Grief and I were comrades here! IMary Bradley. BROWFS MARRIAGE Concerning Brown it was said that be never saw a pretty face without falling in love with it He certainly was of a sus ceptible nature, bat he had so much time on his bands and so much money which be considered it incumbent on him to spend, that be bad to do something. As be bad neither wit nor industry enough to take to trade or spurt, be took to falling In love, and in his drowsy and easy-going way did his best to do his sel4m posed vo cation justice. i 1 "'' One day, after be had carried his fasci nating employment on ten years or so, and wasted a fortune on bon-bons and opera boxes, diamonds and lap dogs, lawn parties and midnight banquets, according to the social and moral qualities of his im partial inamoratas, bis friend Robinson suggested it was about time be got mar ried. Brown had a great regard .for Robinson, for several reasons. One was that they belonged to the same dub, and perhaps still more because Robinson owed htm mc&ey. Bobhiauctfead the UeUm of a prince and the income of a parasite. Brown's ready good nature and plethoric bank account represented all of this in come but a couple of thousand dollars a year, the rent of a house an eccentric old aunt had left to her pet nephew in trust, for fear be would squander the principal if it was given to him. Robinson had reason to bless the foresight of bis venerable bene factor afer be finished his share of Robin Bon senior's estate. It provided him, at any rate, with club dues and pocket money, and chance and his ready wit sup plied the rest. That is to say they sup plied him with Brown, and for ten years Brown fulfilled the rest of the contract. deserted on the approach of the invaders. None undressed and few slept Most lay on the ground and in the open air. A sur prise or an ambuscade was feared. Before daybreak they were reused by the sound of firearms. The outposts had been attacked. The force was soon under arms and in motion to meet the foe. This was merely a skirmishing party, however, from one of the city gates that soon fled ingloriously, and never came to close quarters. - As the naval forces were in the majority and the Admiral had supreme command, the seamen and marines naturally had the post of honor and led the attack. Although the soldiers were thus pushed in a corner, Parker was fully equal to the emergency, and made up for position by push. s His skilled military eye had detected the weak points Of the enemy's defences at a glance; and ere bis ccdjtrt5s: fci.l mcd? up their mind "where to place their scaling- ladders,: he bad landed ds party on the top of the city wall, cleared it of the few Chinese soldiers who were brave enough to come to ciose quarters, and thus paved the way for the marines, surprised to find their, com rades so far ahead. Dent's party of sail ors followed led by a sub-lieutenant Dent himself was missing, and no one could tell where he was. Once fairly on the city wall there was little opposition : and Canton was already taken with trifling loss. The Tartar garri son, after firing some arrows and gingals, fled the place precipitately by the western gates. The city was soon almost deserted. The conqueror camped on the city wall. After some days tbe Viceroy Yeh was found secreted in his palace, taken prison er and conveyed on board one of the men-of-war for safety, whence he was soon ban ished to India. With his capture the war was virtually over. Peace was soon con cluded, and the troops and war-ships ordered home. Search was made for the missing lieuten ant whose headless body was found secret ed in a hovel in one of the villages outside the northeast city gate. When in search of a suitable place to plant his scaling bidders, he had been decoyed, waylaid, shot and then decapitated by the Chinese for the sake of headmoney. Thus ended poor Dent's love episode with Helen Stanley, to whom the news of his death was conveyed by Parker, who then received the muchJcoveted prize, the hand of the fair American, and learnt that he had all along been her favorite. One stipulation, however, was that he was to make her country his and, reside in America. As Helen was wealthy and Parker by no means wedded to the unset tled life of a soldier, he did not consider this much of a sacrifice. Stanley's business being soon after fully transacted, he and his daughter returned home, as did Parker to England with his regiment, where, on arrival, he sold out and then eagerly sought his lady-love in the new land of his adoption. The United States now numbers him among its wealth iest and most enterprising citizens, and Helen as one of the most facinating and charitable matrons. BLASO HI AMERICA, v Walt Whitman Deals With tbe Sub ject Profoundly. "Slang, profoundly considered, is the lawless germinal element, below all words and sentences, and behind all poetry, and proves a certain freedom and perennial rankness and protestantism in speech. As the Utited States inherit by far their most precious possession the language they talk and write from the Old World, under and out of its feudal" institutes, I will allow myself to borrow a simile even of those forms farthest removed from American democracy. Considering ; lan-. guage then as some mighty potentate, into the majestic audience-hall of the monarch, ever enters a personage like one of Shak epeare's clowns, and takes position there, and plays a part -ven dn, : the staJiellesr ewirnles,:Swch is Slang, sr mdiwcQpnj an attempt oi common humanity to escape from bald literalism, and express Itself illimltably, which in highest walks pro duces poets and poems, and doubtless in prehistoric times gave the start to, and per fected the whole immense tangle of the old mythologies. For, curious as it may appear, it is strictly the same impulse source, the same thing. Slang, too, is the wholesome fermentation or eructation of those processes eternally active in language, by which froth and specks are thrown up mostly to pass away ; though occasionally to settle and permanently crystallize.". The annexed list of slang names tor states or their citizens rather, will not be new to the surviving veterans of the war: "Always among the soldiers during the Secession War, one heard of 'Little Mac' (Gen. McClellan), or of 'Uncle Billy' (Gen. Sherman). "The old man' was, of course, very common. Among the rank and file of both armies, it was very general to speak of the different States they came from by their slang names. Those from Maine were called Foxes ; Now Hampshire, Granite Boys; Masschusetts, Bay Staters: Vermont Green Mountain Boys, Rhode Island, Gun Flints ; Connecticut, Wooden Nutmegs; New York, Knickerbockers; New Jersey, Clam Catchers ; Pennsylvania, Dogber Heads; Delaware, Muskrats; Maryland, Claw Thumpers; Virginia; Beagles; North Carolina. Tar Boilers; South Carolina. Weasels ; Georgia, Bus sards; Louisiana, Creoles; AlaVama, Lizards: Kentucky, Corn Crackers; Ohio, Buckeyes; Michigan, Wolverines; Indiana, Hoosiers; Illinois, Suckers; Missouri, Pukes; Mississippi, Tad Poles; Florida, Fly up the Creeks; Wisconsin Badgers: Iowa, Hawkeyes; Oregon, Hard Cases. Indeed, I am not sure but slang names have more than once made pre sidents. 'Old Hickory' (Gen Jackson) is one case in point, 'iippecanoe and Tyter, too,' another." A STORY OF THE FSESEVT SAY. THE XEGRO AS A CITIZSX. ixtedtt?oon.y iiyld'B great Ji?Ut UatUe. jrith. nrpi A Tribute to Woman. Woman Is at once sincere and hypocriti cal. Coquetry is nothing but gilded and refined hypocrisy, and all women are co- f qvetUM to greater or lesee dearee, Jt. is perhaps a wise provision ot nature that they can dissemble. They are sailed on to do a great deal of it For instance, when a stupid young man who cannot see when he is a bore calls on a young lady who does see that be is a bore and feels it keenly, she must dissemble For instance, again, when a woman meets anothej woman she does not like, but whose acquaintance is a social necessity, she must dissemble, and does so by kiss ing her on the cheek and saying, "My dear." Shakspere says : "So you think I ought to get married, eh?" said Brown. "You ought" returned Robinson de cisively ; "it's too bad. You're frittering yourself away like a raw member, and I'll swear there are grey hairs in your mous- tathe." - ' WelL" said Brown, "perhaps you're rigaV But who is she?" "Dfcln't you meet my sister when you were at Naples last winter?" demanded Robinson. "Oh!" retorted his friend. ' '6he " "She's the best and purest girl alive," cried Robinpon with sudden animation, dealing the table a blow with his open palm. "Well, who the deuce said she wasn'?" asked Brown calmly. "I was going to say she wouldn't have me." "My dear boy," said Robinson, drawing his chair closer, and patting his knee in friendly confidence, "you're wrong." "No," said Brown increduously. "I tell you yes," insisted Robinson. "The poor girl adores you. She has writ ten to me a dozen times, and made me promise never to give it away to you. I am breaking my word, but I can't help it Friendship, dear boy " "Robby," said Brown, getting up, you're a good fellow, Thank you. I'll think of It" They went, out together. As tbey parted at the first corner, Robinson having some special business and Brown an en gagement at the stage door of the Casino, the former borrowed a spare fifty from his friggd. While Brown was bowling up town in a hansom. Robinson was in the office of th Commercial Cable Company writing -tbe following dispatch, which he paid for ont of the crisp, clean note which ad not grown warm in his hand : Louise Robinson, Hotel Ragossy. Paris, k-nmi a once; Brown and Com, v ready, bells. rnorning when Brown's cat It was gn. Hed b& master's boot off. footed valet p. qjjt robe Brown dismissed Invested in his n.. , bead was bot and the bis attendant His opened the window bed looked warm. L. Then he closed and looked into the mis. gtand on the it and lighted a cigar froi. and from mantle, went to his writing -d g. little one of its compartments prou v (m,matie rmnR in t& wira wedding account for T) ARKEB'S TONIC. . . , i .. .? leather. This dook was neoucu, i P8F?RoBnisoK, Db. F. Robisson, an,o. no nnder "F. Robinson, were full of dates and figures. Those un der F. Robinson, Cr." were blank. For half an hour Browntotted np column after column of figures, puffling bis cigar calmly and with as impassive a face as u he had been counting grains of sand in stead of gold. , "Gad!" he said, when be bad made a totaL "He's too greedy." . And he closed the book, threw his cigar and the balance sheet into the grate, xinsed bis mouth out and went to bed. , xhree weeks later L'Ameriqne steamed v vo-, The first shore visitors to board her at her! pier were Brown and Robinson. The greeting between Robin, which towered high above the otheredt Bees in the center of the city, was purpose nets iu " ; ri-tri- mm renlied, how- lyspareu. - ? - After in All the world's a stage And all the men and women merely players. But .most of the playing Is done by the women. Their lives are more theatrical ban men's are. They have more finesse than men. They can flirt for the mere fun of the thing, while men always have a serious purpose of some sort at the bot tom of their flirting. Men are direct women are evasive. All this on the mere surface. This is the picture of society as we see it whirling past us in ten thousand tints and shadows. This it is In the fashionable thorougfare, in the dazzling ballroom, at the gorgeous opera and in the reception-room at home. Formality, formality; meaningless compliments, flatteries, mocking endearments, with "woman everywhere in the lead, the crea tor and compounder of It all. But under neath the surface there is another world, a quiet peaceful domain where women is earnest, and where her sincerity aud de votion outshine every other virtue, and where her life becomes a priceless treasure. The insincere trader of the whirigig of society becomes the faithful, loving wife and the patient tender mother. The tables are turned ; the man now becomes the trifler He goes forth to bask in the sunshine of the gay world, while the wife is the steady anchor that forever pulls him back and renews his sense of duty and obligation. New York World. ., CliHwtinan Preaent. If one has time and skillful fingers there is no end to the pretty things that may be made of simple and inexpensive materials. A bit of caning, of scroll-work, a painted shell or panel, a basket cut from a walnut or hickery nut these make pretty little gifts. Earthen vessels of pleasing shape. painftd black or blue, covered with pictures pasted and the whole varnished, make ubc- fnl gifcs for match receivers and oatchalls. Pcushlons covered first with bright-colored silk or cambric and then with some one -ff k xsisom swMwmrf kaitt4-velit4 in silk or linen or fine cotton trimmed with knitted fringe or lace, are pretty. A I crocheted cover for a goblet (with the stem f broken) with a com to hang it Dy, ma&ea easy for the recipient of the gift to have a blooming hyacinth in the window. Wall pockets make useful presents. A common palm-leaf fan may be thus util- ized. Cover it with cretonne or other ma- i terial, sew a straight piece of the same, half the diameter of the fan in width, to the circumference of the fan, hem the oth er edge of the strip and put in an. elastic cord; this makes the pocket. Wind the handle with cretonne and put on it a knot of ribbon to hang it up by. "Work bags made of bed-ticking with the white stripes covered with stitches in gay-colored silks of various color, and lined, make useful presents for the housewife, Macreme whisk-holders, hancWbags, lambrequins for brackets and mantel-pieces, are very showy and handsome and easily made. For an old person, a carpet foot muff, a knitted lap rolje, a spectacle case, a warry foot rug, axe useful presents. An old lady will appreciate one of the crocheted worst ed caws, and most comfortable. INew York Tribune. The Progress of the South. "All the South reminds me" says Beecher, "of a budding spring, intellectu ally, morally, spiritually. Spring has broken up the Winter that has so long reigned in the South. . Everybody there seems young, and full of life and energy. The South is at last, if you don't mind a! Bible phrase, A strong man awakened and ready for the race.' In all the centres we visited, and they were all the towns big enough to pay for a lecture, I was struck by the interest manifested in the education of the colored people," "Will this education in any way unfit the colored people for the work they have todof" 'Education unfits nobody," was the ready answer. "It is not like wine, of which one can take so much that he will become drunk; it is a food, and benefits alL The South has before it a great fu ture, and will work ont its own salvation." What Did He Mean? . Wife. Mother Js going to leave us to day. She is going home. . Husband (aside) Darned glad. (Aloud) Is she, my dear? Vm sorry she's going. w She can't stav anv loneer. I am r " f Co'ng to see her to the depot and as I re tyt I turn i wi11 caU at tne library and change tou wantf H H'ml ye;pringme "faraaise aw .t. w,i,iiir mnld be seen. lui a o"'". al ho hnnnes were ever. . 1 r. .n several . . .iv...m u...:: L...L.. a ina. Tnanv places. Toward evening w i 'tio'n or atay disease or weakness and require a Mimulant-take Farkk's Tonic at once ; it will iiLvlgorat and build youtup from the first jse but will never j intoxicate It has saved MreUs of lives, it may save yours. IU9C0X & CO., New York, A. - If r irr" l otion along the eastern pari, k - - v f the morrow i rrTth the latter ' dtaTa detachment ot yne Nflr Ivalr They spent the night in a 1 T. "v?. ..i wsir-i the natives had ,1-1 tVlclsed World, Says He. a Mirhii-an fanner went to the assistance A rnan wiN bad broken down in the of a man wi.- .. TOntAd hv en hegoThomeit Lowell on William Payne. In his prime he would not paint every body ; I recollect one noveau riche who so displeased him that an offer of $10,000for a portrait was not accepted. Page was very sensitive and proud. There were others more popular Elliott, for example ; but I don't think that he had a superior any where. The only tronbie was that some times he wanted ninety sittings. He could have iminUxl rapidly ; perhaps it was his vehicle that delayed him. Some of his sit ters were quite willing to give him ninety sittings, to hear him talk ; but few of them had the time to spare. In historical paint ing also he Was great. I remember his picture of Aaron and Hur holding up the arms of Moses on the mount fine in con ception and execution. The portraits of Beecher and Farragut are excellent He made a good portrait of me which has stood perfectly, out there again he wished to try experiments to let the light fall directiv from above, thus keeping the eves in shadow. People didn't like it Emerson said: "There isn't steel enough in the eyes." The same day I beard Page tell Emerson's story about Washington, how the Father of his Country was in-; terrunted in his prayers in a tent when be had elven orders not to be disturbed, and how he rushed out of the tent swearing roundly. I remember the dry humor of Emerson, with his nose drawn down as it always was in that mood, and his dry re mark. " Glad to hear of this touch of na ture in our iron-cast man." But when Page painted a really successful head he nainted something very great It showed the mastery that makes anything great. fhe Cotlmely End of a Tennessee " Collector of Texas. 1 bad to do it yes, I had to do if he Explained ia. a Tennessee court room to the jury. "It was a matter of self-de fence." "Did this plaintiff here, whom you shot twice, draw any weapon?" asked the Uwyer. ; ; "I don't say as he did.?' "Was he about to?" "I don't say as he was. 'Deed, I guess he didn't, have noweepins with him." But you plead self-defence." jfsartta, I doC f. went up thar in tov;uihip lit fall We lived on sassafras be liacon all winter. This spring gK,fTrk'&w hills o corn and taters, and I Kep&sa Things Begun to look as if we bad seen the wust The ole woman was reckonin'. on a new kaliker, and I was plannin' to git my old rifle fixed, when when " iiere the prisoner seemed overcome by his emotions, and it was two or three min utes before be could continue: 'Well, I might a-knowed .that some calamity would come sooner or later and kick the skillet up the chimbly. I was al ms a poor critter poor, but strivin' to be white all the way through." 'Proceed,'' said the lawyer after tbe prisoner had wept some more. I sot ont tear on a log. kinder hopin' that - the corn and taters wouldn't grow fast 'miff to keep me from goin' fishin', and the ole woman she was smokin' jimweed in her pipe and wonderin' if the children had treed fnother coon, when when this 'ere feller1 what got shot swooped down like one 'o them sighclones. . All was changed in on minit All was " They let i have a few minutes to crowd down nis feelings, and he went on : 'He did&'t make no bones about it, 'tall. He axes it my name was Dan'l Scott and I Bays it wan. He axe if I owned the farm and I gift iy to him straight Then he pulls ont a paper and says : " 'Dan'i, I'm cum fur.' "Furwhat?' " The taxes.' What taxes?' " "State and county, Dan'l. We can't nra this 'ere best kentry on airth and her Liberty and Union and a Fourth of July every year without money. Them as owns land must pay taxes.' 'Neverf says L The tyrant don't live as kin put his foot on the neck ot Dan'l SoottP 1 'But you must pay,' says he, or I'll have to seQ you out' "Walt gents, that was threats.. That was drmn me to the wall. The ole woman begun to cryin',the children cum up and sniveled, and corn and taters and bee trees and coon tracks and bright prospects all went to the dogs. I couldn't no, I couldn't!" "Couldn't what, Mr. Scott?" "Call me Dan'l, onless you want to hurt my f eelins. I meant I couldn't put up with no sich threats of aasassinashun. The ole woman sneaked me the double- bar Pd shotgun over the brush fence, and I popped away, and popped to kill. Yes, gents, Fm tellin' you the solemn truth, and I want to ax if there's a free-born Ameri can, citizen and Tennessee natrlot amonff t J U .vttd -k ,wji) At last accounts the jury was still out A London Editor. William T. Stead, late editor of the Pall Mall Gazette, is of the "slastier" type, full of earnestness. He met Chinese Gordon at Dover, talked over the then situation in Egypt returned to London, and wrote the article which compelled the government to send Gordon to the Soudan, and once there he raised such a row that the govern - ment had to send Wolseley to Gordon's rescue. He got up a great scare as to the condition of the English navy. He is strongly for Russia, and is supposed to be a powerful factor in that section of the liberals opposed to war with Russia. Mr. Stead is about 40 years of age, a slim, wiry, nervous man, with push and energy stamped upon his brow. The son of a Congregatkmalist minister, he was born at Howden on Tyne, and at first floated on the world as junior clerk in a r hipping office. As a boy he was passion ately fond of reading, especially of works having reference to the history of his coun try, and after quitting work for the day it was his custom to retire to his room and study up the great events of the empire. So diligent was young Stead in this respect that he won the prize offered by a local paper for the best essay on liver Cromwell, against a large number of competitors; As he matured from youth to manhood his literary talents developed uid were ad mired and appreciated outside of his local circle, so much so that he was offered and accepted a position on the Northern Echo, a daily published at Newcastle. From junior reporter he rose to the position of editor, and rendered valuable assistance to Mr. Gladstone's canse by bis vigorous and pointed articles against the Disraelian ad ministration. His articles in t lie Eoho stirred up all the border burghs in favor Of the "grand old man," and after the vigor ous campaign Mr. Gladstone expressed his appreciation of Mr. Stead's assistance In a kindly worded note. This was the turning point of Stead's career. When John Morley accepted the editorship ' of the Pall Mall Gazatte he chose Mr. Stead as his first lieutenant and so faithfully did Mr. Stead fulfill his duties that when Mr. Morley resigned the editorial chair the proprietor of the Gazette made Mr: Stead Mr. Mor- ley's successor. Plain - Talking Very. : A village parson.' having in his sermons ! taken too exalted a pitch for the compre hension of his auditors, found it necessary to make some apology, which he did as follows : "Respected1 friends, My oral documents having recently been the sub ject of your vituperation, I hope it will not be an instance of vain eloquence or super erogation, if I lanconically promulgate, that avoiding all syllogisticaL aristocrati- caL and peripatetical propositions, all hy perbolical exaggerations and extenuations, whether physically, philosophically, phllo- .logically, politically or polemically con sidered, either in my diurnal peregrina tions, or nocturnal lucubrations, they shall be defifltely and categorically assimilated with, and rendered congenial to the occiputs caput and cerebrums of you, my most superlatively respectable auditory, How He la All anclnc The Honaal Black Warkuiia, the Railroad La borer and the Town Lounger. Hamilton Jay writes from Live Oak, Florida, to the Sew York Sun about a problem that the Southern people must solve. It is about the negro as a citizen. Before the war, writes Mr. Jay, the negro was a mere chattel, an article of farm prod uce, as it were, having no moral or men tal value, simply mercantile in his rela tions to humanity. The war made him a man, and a, philanthropic Congress made him a citizen with the inestimable privi lege of selling his vote to the highest bid der, and very often to both party bidders. For some of these citizens a close observ er can have only words of praise. : Up the mq.I unceasing toil, striving In the "m Xvered the birds were bis own JSJrrTSSSS all their mates were missing. Read This to Tour Husbands. Oneniaht last week a man got up and wenfoutofartieatre between the acts, having his wife. Upon reaching the stoeet Sped dead, and his wife did not hear rfthe occurrence until some time after she reached home. Experlentla Docet J Wife of two years' standing. "0h 3' I'm sure he's not so fond of me as at first He's away so much, neglects me dreadfully, and he's so cross when he comes home. What shall I dor , Widow. 'Teed the brutep' Social Agonies "Bv the way, are you dining with the Montmorenov Browns to-night?' "Oh, Heavens! Now I remember, they did ask me to dine there to-night!" "What, and you forgot to answer?' Oh. I answered fast enough ; but I've clean forgotten whether I accepted or de clined!" Temporarily Out of Journalism. It is rumored that William Black, the novelist makes t40,000 a year. This is probably why we haven't heard from Bill lately. m An Agricultural Triumph. Farmer's wife (anxiously) Did the pun- kin win a prize. John? John (just from the fair) Yesh (hie), won first prish. A Little Matter from Michigan. Hanover, Mich., ladies are justly noted for their small feet. Two ladies recently put their feet in a two-quart pail of milk. fiivo to the cows none but the , , j. t i tt;,v. mA T, t3Hb SK forTbls allow any body to milk her either reason that it has been demonstrated an or woman, and for this reason L, anthnritv that milk is M be8 fco change ftl?oufc m n,.Vun? a very prolific source of transmitting occasionally so that the cow will not The Marriage Tows. Minister (fashionable church wedding) "Whom God hath joined together, let no man putassunder. Let us unite in prayer. Bride (kneeling, whispering) Remem ber, George, we are to pass down the right aisle, and do try and not be awkward. Yon mortify me to death sometimes. A Weird Subject. "Pa, said a little Kentuoky boy, "what is a ghost of a smile?" . "A ghost of a smile," the ratner repne i, is something that is found in empty bottles." and haughty race, diametrically opposed to them and rank with tbe prejudices of centuries of dishonor, they have won their way into the cordial respect and esteem of the best communities. To ' them no meed of praise can be too great ; but, alas! the leaven is too small to cover the multi tude of sins in the others. But to this class. In every city, town, and hamlet they can be found. They occupy nearly every range . of mechanical pursuits. They have become skilled v. sans, carpenters, Ulacksmiths, engineer, and brick masons. Some of them have risen to the rank of contractors and builders, and have large forces of men in their employ and under their contract Some of the finest buildings in the South bear witness to their patient labor and thoughtful skill These men work early and late. They save their money and, by judicious investment double and treble it Some of them are school teachers, graduates of Northern temples of learning where the color of a man's skin is not con sidered a crime. In the cities, towns, and hamlets, aftd in the highways and byways of the country, they have taken their places, and are industriously seeking to drill through the adaman tine skulls of dusky pupils the idea that education is the one pearl of great price. All the fault that I can find with them is -that away down in the subtle recesses of their life there lurks a smouldering hatred of the Caucasian. This genera tion will never outgrow that feeling. But they repress it obey the laws, conform strictly to the rules and regulations gov erning society, and stand well up on the plane of a self-reliant manhood In their family relations they seem to be peculiar ly happy, and as husbands and fathers compare very favorably with their white brethren. To the redit of their women, be it said that they are ladylike and re fined in oehavior, and lapses from virtue are so infrequent as to occasion surprise when they do tiecome known. So much for the good black citizen. Now for a grade lower in the scale, the negro is essentially gregarious. He was fast becoming a misanthrope, when the good Samaritan came down South and began to build railroads. To and fro throughout the binds went the agents looking for workmen. They pointed out to the country negro the land flowing with milk and honey, the easy work, the strange sights he would see the jcjRy nights around the camp fire, the prompt V--V. ifckt-jen jpnwpe eetij't-i tween the plow handles straight Into the railroad contractor's arms. He gathered his garments about him. bade a grinning farewell to his household gods, and plunged into the wilds of South Florida. Ah! what an elysium of joy was his! The life just suited him- Now he was never alone, but in gangs of hundreds he toiled, and ate, and frolicked. Cutting down trees, getting out cross ties, digging and grading all day, his stomach filled with an abund ance of nourishing food ; when night came he threw off the Lurden of labor as if it were a garment, and gave np the earliei night to his finer and more poetical na ture. , The third grade in black citizenship is an idle, thieving, shiftless army, a curse to its race, and a reproach to the civilization of the century. Its members toil not, neither do they spin. Utterly devoid of anything approaching true manhood, they are the carrion crows of humanity. They swarm our cities by the hnndredi and to a stran ger it is a mystery how troy exist. Yet ex ist they do, aud are always fat ragged, and saucy. Sooner than work at honest labor for a dollar a day they loaf around the village barroom. For a drink of whiskey they will carry a bucket of water half a mile. Beastly in all his instincts, there is no crime too revolting. He will act as a procurer for the dissolute white men of the town, and even forage in his own family for material. I have known of fathers negotiating for the sale of their daughters,' and brothers acting as pan derers for their sisters. ' , The woman of this portion of the race are equally immoral and worthless. I think that every man who has lived a term of years in the South, and is a close observer, if he dares speak the truth, will bear me out when I say that more than half of the negroes are utterly unfit for any purpose of true citizenship. They are a burden upon the community, growing up in ignorance and crime, although the means of education and self-betterment are at their very doors. No people could have been kinder to them than the South ern people. None have dealt with them with more patience and forbearance. This majority of the negro race is still a perplexing problem to tbe Southern people. They furnish nineteen-twentieths of all the criminals that infest the South. They are consumers, and not producers, living ou the sweat and labor of others. They bring reproach and contempt : upon the upright of their own race. They fill our jails and convict camps. . They make courts and law officers necessary, and eat up the land with their idleness and vice. Their men live upon the shame and degradation of their people, and their women bring many a recruit into the world whose only dowry is the bar sinister. Among the men drunkenness and gamb ling are considered twin accomplishments, and some of the orgies indulged iu would defy the pen of a Dore to depict Could the curtain be fully lifted from their lives it would show a state of affairs so revolt ing that' Christianity would shudder and stand back appalled. To call them men and citizens is a bitter travesty on the sacred names. In Hard Lines. First Sporting Man What horse did you run in the free for all? Second Sporting Man Pompano. Did he win? First Man Win? Ponpano fell and killed his jockey. Second Sporting Man You don't say so. Luck seems to be dead against me. Working TJpln Kansas. Mr. William Smith removed from Ohio to Kansas, and entered upon a mercantile life- That is, he opened a store to sell dry goods, groceries, boots and shoes, hard ware, tinware,' and all the other wares known to earth. Mr. Smith had cut his eye teeth in the Buckeye State, and he did not intend to lose any of hfr cuteness in travelling totvard sundown. The store was a frame building. , He first provided the windows with heavy shutters. Then he had three or four sorts of locks put on the doors. Then he ar ranged for three spring guns, each one of which was so set that the robber who got inside would be shot to pieces in the least possible time and with the most agonizing pains. As an additional precaution Mr. Smith bad wires, attached to doors and windows in such a way as to send an alarm .!; h5r,.,J"";w jaifi!biy was dis turbed. Then he bought a bulldog war ranted to hear a fly at night, and hired a man to sleep in the store and armed him with two shotguns. It would look to a man up a tree as if Mr. Smith's general assortment of fall and winter styles was about as safe from the ruthless hand of the invader as anything in this country, . but a great surprise was in store for him. The other morning when i he went down to business, he found the front doors open and half his stock gone. His hired man and two shotguns were sound asleep in the bedroom, and the bull dog sat in the sun on the steps, and was too languid to wag his stump of a talL The spring gun hadn't sprung, and the alarm wires dangled in fantastic shapes. Robbers had crawled under the store and cut a hole through the floor. As this wasn't the regular way of breaking into a place, the dog didn't object and the hired man didn't want to leave his dreams to raise a row. Mr. Smith doesn't know any more about the dark ages, drift period, or the mound builders than he did before that robbery, but he has gained considerable insight into architecture. He has discovered that people are not so very particular whether they enter a store by the front door, a rear window, or by way of the lower floor. He is hopping mad, and has offered a re ward, and he wants somebody caught and lynched, but he shouldn't fly off the han dle in that fashion. There are several works on architecture which he can pro cure of any respectacle newsdealer, and any one of them will give him valuable hints on underpinning and how to compound it Absolutely Pure. This powder never varies. A marvel of polity, Btrenpth and wholosomeness. More economical than the ordinary kinds and cannot be sold In competition with the multi trde of low test short weight :lnm or phos phate powders. Sold onlv in 1, Bakmg Powder Co., 106 Wall St., N. Y: 4n4 Mason Hamlin Total Depravity. A ministerial friend of mine, says a writer in a Chicago paper, was down town the other day without his pocketbook. As he walked toward the street car he discovered that he had in his pocket only a nickel, and he discussed in his own mind whether he should walk home and save the nickel, or ride home. He finally de cided that he was too tired to walk, and was in the act of hailing a street car when an old darky, bent and decrepid, accosted him. The old man explained that he had nothing to eat since morning, and that he was so faint that he could scarcely stand. and that be was in great distress, and that a very little would help him. He told, in short a very pitiful . story. And the clergyman, always sympathetic, listened patient! v. At last ha told the vSniwt pocket and tst if he gave that to he' would be compelled to walk home. The old darky became more earnest in his plea, told how miserable he was, and as sured the clergyman that the Lord would bless him for giving to him the poorest of the poor. Finally the clergyman gave the old fellow the nickel and started to walk home. , He had not gone more than two blocks when the street car passed him, and on the rear was the old darky. As he passed he raised his hands and shouted ; "May de Lawd bress you," cut a pigeon wing, and skipped into the car. They Didn't See It at First. A joke is i a mystery to some people. In a certain court in Maine the pro ceedings were delayed by the failure of a witness named Sarah Mony to arrive. After waiting a long time for Sarah the court concluded to wait no longer, and wishing to crack his little joke, remarked : "This court will adjourn without Sarah-mony." Every body laughed excepting one man, who sat in solemn meditation for five minutes, and then burst into a hearty guffaw, exclaim ing : "I see it! I see it!" When he went home lie tried to tell the joke to his wife. " There was a witness named Mary Mony who didn't come," said he, "and so the court said: 'We'll adjourn without Mary-mony.' " "I don't see any point to that" said his wife. "I know it," said he, "I didn't at first ; but you will in about five minutes." little A cow should always be (aught to disease germ from impure f o od, and especially impure water. Tor suit the lies for opinions, the conduct for convictions. become too much accustomed to one person's attention. - People who have more polish than principle use it lavishly. A Hospitable Welcome. "And are you glad to see me, my man?" asked the Bishop of Bobby. "Yes, sir," replied Bobby. "And why are you glad to see me?" "Because it's only when you come that weahave anything for dinner worth eating." jA False Report, Featherly I understand you and Robin son had a row last night? Dumley Yes. Featherly And that he made you take water. Dumley (valiantly) It's a lie. No man living can make me take water. To a Limited Extent Only. Miss Clara Are you an anglomaniac, Mr. Featherly? Mr. Featherly Well hardly as strong as that Miss Clara. I fish occasionally ; but 1 am fond of angling only, to a limited extent" i A Fair Warning. Only days until you get the smallpox if you are not vaccinated. A small quantity of perfectly dry acetate of lead or borate of mangan ese in impalpable powder will hasten the drying of the ink. It is ess m tial that it be thoroughly incorpora ted with the ink by trituration in a mortar. A Clown of gold cannot cure the headache nor a velvet slipper the gout. Saws by the Late Josh Blllinie. Twins 2 mutch. Dignity Wisdom In tights. Enough sJ 1st a leetle more. Mule A bad pun on a horse. Law The shackels ov liberty. ' Stinginess The bran of economy. . Sarcasm An undertaker in tears. Deceit A dead wasp with a live tail Bachelor The hero of a cot bedstead. Hash A boarding-house confidence game. Lap dogs A nucleus for affeckshun out of a job. Braggadocio One who pulls hiz own courage noze. Solitude A good place tew visit but a poor place tew stay. Boardng-school A place whare wry coffee and fiirtashun iz taught Bliss Happiness bileingover and run ning down both sides ov the pot Miser A wretch who haz dug out hiz heart to stow away hiz munny in. Spiritualist A curbstone broker, who sells exchange on Ben Franklin & Co. Marriage An altar on which man lays his pocket-book and woman her love-letters. -'-, Anxiety Milking a kicking heifer with one hand and holding her by the tail with the other. 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