I . S" - J. I t t )?.(!. BE 8URE YOU ItJE RIGHT ; THENO AK1aJX-D Grockett. VOL. 66. NO. 47. S, L. R. Simmons Lirer WdatoB. ,., tire atf disease caused by Derangement f the I.irer, Kikneys and ttomach. EFFECT! DAL SPECIFIC nsiipstion. Dys psi, Headache, Dizzi Sourritomoch, oal tst in the mouth, bil it'k, and despondt-noy, all of which are lor ' oer1- tv T?-pnng oi a awasea L.iver. Save Time ! Save Health ! Save Money ! n; kot'i'itis: this valuable medl.'ine always in the ,,, i,. A- it is a afe and thorough purgative, iwri:-". is always important anil acceptable :' il CaODOt dO 011111 OTHe TO EQl' A V. IX 1 ivt skM Simmons Lirer Regulator for the . ay t-iiKwmore pr.n ounce it uea. una customer wueae health wu id :1 u.--;t.' heel condition, from a very bad and -f oi Lysipepeia. dim tne Krr Uttnr nrfly curi. I sun using it myself -i -rr.Bwraju oy ctose conn vtn-nt. mi i ' It- ! H to equi it and highly TTOom-rnead i . iiiskt, druggist, jfijin- nr, Va SF.t: I'll A T YOU GET THE GENUINE Wil li THE Z STAMP IN RED, ON FHOM'OF WRAPPER, AND ON THE SIP!-: Til E S EA to 1UNT U REOF J H.ZEILIN& CO., Philadelphia, Pa 43t4 PKOFEWIOKtL riRDm. 0 R LOUIS H. BEID, William8tos, N. C, ReiLv'tfully fnderghls Professional Service to the PuMic and to hta Bra. Physicians in Mart n uoti surrounding counties. Offloe in S. R. Biggs' Drug Storf. 22tf Geo. Howard. TOWARD & J-J.JUrtia. MARTIN. Aforneyi and Conslora at Law TABBORC N. C. 1 f rP-vlfVB t all the Courts, Stale and P'.lorsl OOT.B-ly . A. (ilUJlM. UomU ftTT.T.lAW Q.ILLIAM & SON Attorneys-at-L.aw, TARBORO. N. C. Vi'.l practice in the Counties of Kdgecombe, f! iWHi ani Pitt, and in the Courts of the F:r?t Judicial District, and in the Circuit and Supreme Courts at Raleigh. anlS-ly. IOHN L. BRIDGEB8 & SON, Attorneys-at-Law, TARBORO, U lrv - - x. c- D R. H. T. BASS Otfer? k.? proicssional services to the fiti 1 us of Tarloro and vicinity. Ostice og Main Street near Coker's corner. RRNT. Dwe:lini; on Church Street, near Main lately (xcjj'kd by Mr. Joseph Morris ; $15 per tU'.ntL ALSO The (iREWKY HOTEL, at one time called ihe Bryan House. GEO. HOWARD. Miy 2nd, 1888. RESTAURANT. RUFFIN THORP. -MEALS AT ALL HOUBS -KLiil I..R EoADEKS TAKKX A, N'j.l, ly I'liite or Measure. UE.--T KICHMoyp STEAK. VOOKIXG I XSI RPA SSED. lour to Tarboro House. 4rtlr T 0 THE PUBLIC. -0O0- I ttie am Prepared to do all work in Undertaker's Business, af the shortest ncife. Having eon -ucte ! with my shop the repairing business. All work Left at my shop li-ill have Prompt attention. PRICES MODERATE, A.Uu a Frst-clase Hearse for hire Thanking iny friends for theii former Patronage I hope to merit tne same, should they need anything m the Undertaking OR Repairing Business My Place is on Pitt Street Three Doors fiom the Corner of Maic. -J - 111. $mmm.oxiM. TTENTION FARMERS ! 1 1 INDIAN WOODS WHEEL FACTORY am now maunfactnring Cart Wheel (xjkes. .and Rims from Native Tim Hhicri I wai gen at from to 1 1KR FAIR. A discount will be al- 11 . 'er-l-.w. Q if us many as ten pairs are taken by i'arty. ah worf warranted. Special ' ' nio coachmaker-. 8bipments F. O. B. v Luuiot's Landing, Hoanoke River. Address, P. RASCOR, '-vr Windsor, N. V. Posted. Ta.ia.ca. 1-er-ouK are hereby notified not to hunt '1U or dop-A on tho lftnHs tf flit lotA Mm I! k - 'uii and all lands of the 8taton heirs. w m ; I'lereland. BY BILL NYE. rrt . I a ne nominee of ifce Democratic party for the Presidency, for the term beginning Majjch 4, 1889, is weveland, of Boffalo, . x. rua portrait has no doubt oeen noticed by the careful and ob servant reader, and reference made 01 ma candidacy in the press. air. vjioveiand vs an American bv mrm, out is not offeMiyelyj go, . He aon i ftuow it to get the best of him a aiayor Hewitt dcei He does not iOOK with horror nnnn Ttrifich l , . . r 4 lo Dat enjoys teeing competition, vi"u uf wkwetsa me panp8r-tnade goods of Europe and the Jim Grow gooas 01 America Mr. Cleveland this meets the I : wul know before eye of the ruadnr wnetuer the masses agree with him or not. lu any eienti a large nam oer 01 a.mf noao Mnde hats will cnange nands on the day that the horrible truth-iwirsts tn npon us. Mr Clerslftndls a large man, with a tendency towards embonpoint, and twice in the past year his wife fc&s Deen compeUed to insert a gore tne same material in the waiBtkanri of his pauUloons. Embonpoint overtakes th good and the great alike, and the Desaantand theerowiu ed head moat each take his chances. Even Qaeen Victoria, as good a woman, probably, as ever trod shoe leather, is,ala, inclined to rotundftv. She is not too rotund, but just enough so to make her walk anything but stately. Queen Victoria Begina by the Grace of God weighs 197 pounds without her crown, I do not kuow why royalty should be inclined to flesh up, but such is tne case. I do not believe there are more than two or three kings in our set, who are not a little thick eet, and they are still young, and liable o get in good condition before they are aone reiernine. How well I remember tbe slight and girlish figure of Qaeen Victoria on the day of her nuptials. As she stood up there by the side of Pi iuce Alb. r , tLe author of the coat which buttons up no tight that you have to alm -st undren8 yourself in order to get a nickel for the car conductor as wbe stood there by his side, I &ay, I proud and happy ttat she was about to celebrate her nuptials, and that Albert was going to take prt in tbe entertainment, I could easily hive spanned her waist with my hands. That ip, I could haviu dene to pro vided I had been quick enough to do it just a little before I got killed. It is so with Mr Cleveland. As a boy he was slender, aLd rather in clined to be willowy. I Now he lives high, eats rich victuals, writes a little short veto, thakes hands for a brief spell, draws hia salary and goes to bed. This tends to make him nrnrn or less stout, and g vea him a ten peccy towards short j breath. S ill it is believed that he will ran well, both here and in Canada. Mr. Cleveland is a! married man. His wife in a charming woman, and well liked even bv thoEe who believe that a reduction in redaction in the tariff on caustic soda will compel future cam- paigDS to do without soap. She has a spnghilv and elastic step, which lots of other girls have tried to imitate, but without success. I never saw anybody walk with such a springy, happy and utter ly unaff cted git ( .People have described Mrs, Cleveland s clothes, her pmile, her marmot, her penchant, her gladiolas, her l ouhoinme. her cueine, her tournure, and her home, even to the Dotcbed and beautifully scolloped newspapers i n her buttery shelves, bat nobody has done ample as t ice to her carnage and her joy ous step We have all seen women who were rather advanced m years, and whose unkissed kisses were be ginning to get a little b't frowsy. We have, 1 say, seen jtnem attempt to walk blithely, while their joints cracked dismally, and their gait was the highly humorous gambol of a camel dancing on a cactus bed; but Mrs. Cleveland 'walks! like one wlio ris so tickled to think ithatshe is etiil alive, and tfcat people are btill nam- iner their children after her, that she jut simj ly has to hold on to nerseu to keep from giving way to ner juy and slidiDg down tne f'bannister" of the White House, or putting split sticks on the tails of the CUinese em bassy. : . iTike Mrs. Cleveland very mucn, and so does every one else who will just h honest about jit, "whether he agrees with her husband or not. A well known- nterftry leader toia me, hee in N, Y, haw a'contagijus disease overtook, his cbildrenj in-Washington while Lis wife was the guest of Mrs. Cleveland, and how; the first lady in the land, regardless of her own danger, visited i the little folks every day, and helped in a thousand ways to tide them ovei to health again; and though innumerable social demands were made upon her time, she never forgot the babies or their wants until at least the danger was over and health returned. This has not been printed before, and even now my informant might not thank me for saying it, but it is true, and we like to know such things- They refresh, us after w have been reading about the genuine bitternees and the artificial friendships of public life. Mr. Cleveland rises a little befoie daylight, reluctantly jleaviug his bed to its fate. He steps to the window and looks out to see what tbe weather tor the day is going (to be. He then roea to the mirror and glances with a pleased and gratified air at his re nVcted image mere. Removing his Wamsutta lingerie, he Inserts him- self into his costume for the day, and going" down to the kitchen, he lights the fire, putting on the kettle , I iT : . : . . water mv Ha k,i , gams Dreauast time. He then takes down from a nail iu the wood- ansa a n lantern with small bur rery beautiful holes ponched in it ior tne iignt to peer through. Open mg tne aoor, ne lights a small, but warty candle, and dosing in f.ho machine again, and evidenrly under the delusion that he can see better with it, he goes pensively out to the oarn te see.how the stock have pass fl fit a niivlit -i- xurst be walks around to the norse barn, and opening the doors, goes in to feed the executive horses. VJD8 ch one on the quarter and m a firm voice tells him to "stand around." Mr. Cleveland has a wonderful faculty for making peo ple "stand around." and it is iuat so at the barn. Several office-seekers have also been compelled to stand around, first on one foot and then nn iha other, until thev weary. . . He then feds the horses sixauarta of oats apiece, and going up stairs, he pitches down a forkful of hav to eaclk one. He next feeds the cow. tad while she is eating he takes dowttS a hierhly medieval milkino-- nwitmaae Dy sawi'ig ofi the butt bjSsaypioc log, and nailing a strap acroaa it for a handle. Getting a patent Bail from the pa eot ofiSce he then proceeds to milk, nartiallv in tb pail andpartiilly od his feet, for the tin lantern is sadly no sood. as Member of Congress said of our navy Mr Cleveland cairies the milk into the house, and then does the cham ber work around tbe barn, after which he comes in, gets a tin wash basin out on the rain water barrel. and with a little soft-soap bathes himself aa io hands and face. He then slips off a pair of overalls which he wears only while doing chores, and removing his boots, which have rather a gamey or horsey air ab aut them, he puts on his best boot?, and sits down to breakfast at half-past six o'clock. Eating a hurried breakfast of fried mush and molaasep, with tea and a small wedge of prune pie, he goes at once to his work and writes as hard as he can jump into it, until the wtmtle blows for dinner at twelve o clock. His forenoon u devoted to the masses, and bis afferuooh to the people. At hit twelve o'clock dinner he eats substantial food, consisting of maahed potato a, string beans, ice cream, consomme and sweet oike, with or without frosting After this meal he pumps a ptil of water fur the stock, and at once resumes bin work writing vetoe-. Ho hs not only kept up with the bills passed by Congress during the longest session in the history of the American R-j-putlic, but he has actually eleven or twelve vetoes ahead, in anticipation of the approaching session in December. Mr. Cleveland has established a reputation for stubbornness and in depend nee which has great y en deared him to the Republican party, and soured many leaders in his own party, who were willing to have him come and lean on them and ask them things. Mayor Hewitt is of this. He would have been pleased to tell the President many, many wholesome truths, and also t- have written some of hia letters fr him, but Mr. Cleveland said no, he would do the best he could; and leave the matter to the people this fail. Whether he, or Myor Hewitt, or the people, will get left in this- way remains to be se n. Once a Week. She Beeaine Wealthy. "I was attorney for the rail road twenty years ago," said a Detroit lawyer, "ard one day I went out to settle a loss with a woman. She and ber husband had been struck at a crossing, and while she was badly hurt, he was killed outright and the horses and buggy smashed to pieces. They had the dead wood on ns for $15,000, as the engineer did not signal the crossing. 1 weut out to make an offer of about $12,000. The widow was not able to sit up, and I stopped at a store in the vil lage and bought soma oranges and lemons and took them up. When we finally got around to the matter of damages she said : "Yes, it was a sad thing, and the railroad was to blame, but I don t want to be mean about it. I sup pose the president and all of 'em are worried to death, and I suppose I could stop all the cars from run ning, but I want to be just You bringing up that fruit proves how kind hearted you all are, and if you think that you can afford to give me $1,000 I'll sign off." "I made her accept $5,000, and took her the money myself. When she received it she asked : "Won't the road be crippled'' "Oh, no. " 'Cars run just the same " 'Yes. " 'And none of your folks are mad at me V "No. " 'Well' then, I'll take it; but if the road should get hard up and want to borrow, it'll find me ready to lend.' "Detroit Free Press. Bucklen's Aralca Salve. Thb Best Sa lve in the world for Cuts, 6ruises, Bores. Ulcers, Salt. Rheum, Fever, Bores, Tet tei Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and posi tively (tares Piles, or no oar required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or money refunded. Price 2-5 cents per box. Kor sale by (Hatoa afcZoeller. Sll ry ISO mat hot TARBORO', N. C, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 18g8. Notes ot Dress. -Borders of eold embroidery will be used on eveniog dres&es.' Pur capes wilL be very much worn wuu viaiiing costumes this season. Some short jackets will make theit appearance a mue later made en tirely of astrakhan. Fur, u-Bse.nenterie and fringes are thA trimm nm nf tha eanann fnr out-of- nfj, Loopmgs up have almost disnp- peasea in dresses, and skirts eener ally fall in unbroken lines. a i ace truinme. crathered men ic A1- i. -a...-.' the neck, is a pretty finish to a Directoire coat for evening wear. The figures io some of the newest brocades are so large that often a single one covers the entire-width of the material. Sleeves sre worn very loose and are pushed up so as to wrinkle around the arm-hole after the mut ton-leg style. The skirts of evening dresses are worn very long this season, especially by those who wish to add to their appearance of height. Portia f4ti s are suspended from the waist by a ribbon fans are fastened to pass over the arm; Round waists are much newer and prettier than the pointed basque. A. belt with a buckle in front la usu ally worn with them. A pretty new baby robe is mide of India silk, the waist and hem or namented with briir-stitching and the whole trimmed with Valenciennes 'ace. Ling coats that cover the entire dreas, are made of Mack broadcloth ad trimmed nrorind the neck and down the front in a straight line with Russian eabl. The uioht fashionable riding habit of the seas n is made of b ack clotb, with a waiftcoat of chamois leather. With it is worn a black silk bat, about whieh is twisted a gauze veil Combination dresses are all the rage this season, and dresses m-ide of a single color will be the excep tion. Dark blue with brown, all the snades or blue with mack, and gray and brown are ued together. Braiding is as profuaaly uej as ever, and, indeed, thare is n pret- rier docoratio 1 for cloth. Tue day of flit braiJ, however, is over, and instead round c rd, into which gold or silverthre id is woven, as fashion able. Ribbon is used more profusely than ever, especially on evening gowns, r ull ruches oi narrow satin or moire ribbon edge the" skirts of dancing dresses and is mingled with the slight drapings now po fashion able. A novel reception dress for ayoung married lady may be made of ash green colored silk trimmed with silver braid. Tbe draped front may be mounted on a flat foundation with tbe tablier gathered down the middle so that the material fall? loosely in natural folds caught up on each side under tne panel The braiding on the side breadths become narrower as it ascends. The front of tbe pointed bodice is filled in with a draped plastron. Tan gloves continue the first choice for both evening and day wear, very dark shades being worn during the day and light shades in tbe evening. In the Alaskan Gold Fields. The gravel washing season on the Yukon river has closed- The season was unusually brief this year, the1 extremely cold leather coming earl ier than was expected. This, how ever, will not interrupt the taking oat of gold-bearing gravel, but wiH in a measure facilitate their work. The river freezes to a great depth, and on the banks and bars the ice is frequently solid to tbe bottom. The miners cut away the ice nnd then dig up the gravel, which is Also frozen solid, and carry it in great masses to the flume stations prepared for its reception. Here the gravel is stored until the river breaks up, when it is ruu through the flumes and the gold recovered. In this way cne party took out $1,500 to the hand for the season's ruD. The gold is coarse, nuggets ranging from 20 t6 $40 in value being found. Provisions are high-priced. Flour costs 20 cents a pound; bacon, 40 cents; beaus, 30 cents; sugar, 30 cents; dried apples, 30 cents, and other things in proportion, there be ing a fair supply of all :the articles required. In the open reason fish are plentiful. Last winter there were forty cases of scurvy among the miuors, and three deaths occurred. The Indians are peaceable and will ing to work. Don't Experiment. You cannot aff -rd to waste time experi menting when your lungs are in danger. Consumption always seems, at first only a c Id. Dj nt permit any dealer to iao pose upoc you ith some cheap imitation of Dr. King's New Discovery for Con sumption, Coughs and C ilds, but be sure you get tl e genuine. Because he caa make more profit h j may tell you he has aometbine Just as gxxi, or just the same. Don't be dvct-ived, but insist upon geiHig Dr. King's New Discovery,, which fs guar anted to give relief in all Threat, Long and Cbesi afflictions. Trial bottles free st Btaton & Zoeller's Drug Store Large Bot tles $1. 47tl , while the Empire PruBP8 ""yww" wul iMVVitUUtxvtiSm to a loop of ribbon a .bigger man lhan. tksftraHhXyoui areer Mtord the YU What They "Do lie Saying." 1- They say that a number ooucnern seats in tne iiouse wui ne oontested " by rspublicans. Well, if it can be proven that there ' was not a fair vote in any district. North or I South, the Hbuse fs T&hnd to either eeat the contestant or. order a new flection.' ' " ' 2. They say there will be a "clean "5j f'?u sweep. wen, uenerai Harrison, u I ' "6" "t"") H me "uonrier-dournw, the wgneat jeuiocrauo auiuortty in me iaoa, oays, since tne election, "Under a the election, "Under system such as' outs offices cannot be divorced from pd!ftlcs.,'f " "Traav v' the rerWi Klifrvna arlll - J J i IT " now reform the tariff in their way. -Well, if they do, they'll do more than the Democrats did, and! the way to do a thing is to tlo itr L They say Senator John Sher- mtn will be the next Secretary of State. Well, General Harrison could not make a better choice for himself and the country. Mr. Sher- man wouia not mas a m ss, oi our foreign relations. 5. They say that the republican "hold overs" will b the first to: drop out after March 4 please a great many v democrats mi well as republicans. ' 6. They say that Cieneral Har- nson will harry tne south.' Wall, ii ran whn tnmK tnera la rtncnwr President in the bloody shirL 7. i ney say tnat tne .pisar juao-1 cational bfll wflf now At.IeaatV beoonie a law Well,51 We sbonldtff Vondcr. 8. They say Uat'SenaiW Affiwn would make an admirable Secretary of lh Tr. fumr-. 9. Thev sav that the internal kt tne internal be repealed. so don't know revenue system win Well, those who saV the republican leaders! '"' ' " 1 I . ... . . . I 1U. lhey say that the tirand Uld l Party is very hungry. Unless all the signs are deceptive that is so. ral H rw his Cabinet Well 'not while Colonel j Dudley remair s on this planet. 12. They say that tbe Interstate Commerce law will now be repealed or emasculated. Well, no-, it's the West that is on top this time! 13. Tnev aav that we are to be blessed with "a tariff for protection :n. : : J . .1 . ' ' TOxlH with incidental revenue.' WeU;1 that Is wharfrt McKinley promised in tbe name or the whole party 14. They say that Mr. QuaV, of Philadelphia, would like a Cabinet. place. Well, no ! President Arthuf did not pay off his personal debts with public omoe, and neither win Piesident Hariisoo. 15. They say that a service pen sion law will now come in, mat s likely. 16. They say that the repubjjijaaai I have now got the country for twenty five years. Well, we'll all' know more about that in about two years from now. Twenty-five years is a long time. 17. They say that the democratic party is as dead as were the whigs in 1852. Well, no. But we hope that the democratic party will . be able nowto"shed" the old whigs, tbe Bayards, Garlands and other, fossil remains which it has so long earned on its sh6uldero!. Whenever it be1 comes a real democratic party, it will stand to win. 18. They say that the Herald's private information about New York was more full and accurate than that of the Democratic Natibnaf Commit tee. This is true, ss the democratic election managers found on election evening. But then it is the Herald's business to know more thah the pol iticians. 19. They say that the election news acted like Gabriel's horn in the Southern State, and caused the old Henry Clay whigs to turn in their coffins. That s probablytrue, and if their decendants have got good sense they'll come up ard see Pres- dent Harrison early in March- Tueir turn has come. 20. Tbey say and they are vry rash that the protectionist, will now be wise and will hot bite off more than they can chew. Wellj hardly ! Tbe slaveholders were never wise. That sort are always too greedy.' 21 They-say that Colonel Wat- terson is meanly trying to load the disaster on Mr. Cleveland. That's so, and the Star Eyed Goddess ought to pull his ears for it. 22. They say that the West is going to rule the country hereafter. Well, if it does Pennsylvania win curse iteelf for letting itself be "fried out'' for General Harrison.! New York "Herald." Danger of Spontaneous Combat Hon lrom Water-packed Cotton There was, very nearly, a case of spontaneous combustion at the Cham pion Compress on yesterday. A bale of cotton marked "A 45," weigbihgi 488 pounds and' shipped from ML Olive in a lot of seven ten bales, Was sampled bv the exporters Messrs. Alex- Spru.it & Son,"and found to be water-packed and aamagea, ana ws so hot inside as to be Unbearable to the band. The bale, was .openedfand the cotton' inside4 Was foudd to be Chandlers, .Hoars ana other &etiW-n , partly caked, offensive liltRaell, and. and a desirfiLtQvbe nWJ&f conslder steivning hot- Had this bale been5 ate and ' just " has increased "rith oompressed afid stowed away in 6af jjS&g IJn ISSi rdidfe : York- an of the steamers now loading beH$? kiiti whicliT Am anjuods to ap there is hardlf i tdbhbt that it woof ttolbffbie for and to remove as tar as have rfcBultea5 & spontaneous ctrt$f:$i!J. In8 t amptIgn I : bastion and the probable loss oftfHhit Tflre York, was . thol biggest entire clrffo'bv fire. 'Any Dffirson4 who thus fraudulently packs odgffi should be apprehended and sevprely nnniahAd:- Some ot the mvRtwrirma AoLfcnn fires on board ships at aeamftv wiitibiid:''t(r -ibis'' 'tttcllM.xoft' t . mington 448tar.M av This brought down tha bonis. Edlter tSfasataa BerBge, oil, . "It ia useless to prolong the pain tioi scene, air. t-iugaton. "Is your decission fii al. Miss Bel- Uamy, jnay I aaki" . "It ia. Oar intimacy must cease from this moment, and we, ahI pro babljDOt meet . sgain-runless yon choose to.bringhe xoatter. into the courts and. xnake, me .the . defendahi I" a suu..ior Drecn ox prpinxse;-- I in a suit for brecn ox i -a uro luwiK nwuuu. u muiuou m 1 outer en Uy. on. tbeUbie with her I nngers. "Aside from the (ace that 1 am the editor., and proprietor of the Doodleville Yelper,". said,V Clag PvOD, holding hissjoij iraisjadihg iocs alow, . dignified -manner, "and that it would, be inconsistent with my. position as jQornaliat o bring such a auit, i am nocaure; ana Air. Clagston loolted about the. modestly urtaished apartment, aaya. the Chica go Tribune, novelist, and shook his head gloomily "I an not sure that any vsrdicl th might.be rendered lrllh?faVgttoiwbV ot mafrialWutl sufficient to meet attach- IwenL - And that payment. . be con nmnnir wir.n m f?, fAa a citizdU- ol'CloaJtteville,,' be- young editor vehemently, Wn the as V P,uAf ut w thc---oI Jfactaal, Burscribera Ltorihamr knWhe exact n tbe in- justice of this dismissal. Jpu have I given me no reason why you thus I cast me on. . XOU ten, me tnat au is vac us uu. . iuu uio mi n.u o over beiK us s b95y TOU were a candidate for .Coroner calling in. the next day after election to or- i i j r . uer uis paper uiscuaaiiuueu. you no reelings, no svmpain. "Mr. Clugaton, since you seem to insist on knpiig. why,.I have deci ded to cancel our T engagement, I have no objection to telhng you that the the riDg you' gave me a. month ago turns out to be brass with a thin gold wash on the 'outside- I d o't" want any pitted goods" engagement, Mr. Ciugston." i "That ring,.MiM Bellamy," said tn editor, "was taksn on a cottrtet lJor - 4WB!e-W1Kft Pjoathf-Mal page next' to reading matter, base- ball news p'referred. If jay. failt. it a 8nidi I thought it was at least four . x. But that is neither here nor there. Caliata Bel lamy," he Continued, thoroughly aroused I.had not intended to. say for several weeks yet what, I am about to tell you, as I intended it for a surprise,' but. it may show you w$jouytdejiiperaijr nd with out just cause thrown away. I had made arrangements for a wedding trip that wouldn't have cost a cent except for refreshments. Liook here!" Mr, Ciugston drew from the in side breast pocket of his waistcoat a ! long and pathetically flat leather wallet, and from i-s, innermost . com partment took out a card resemblicg this: o. Fobm C. No. 12,364. ; j SPOON KIVER & 8KED0NK VALLEY B. K. J Pass Mortiuer jDlagston aud ; wife from liood evlile to Shaw's ; 1 Fork and' return. ' ; Good till Nov. 30, 1888. ; : D Head, P. A S. : o o "Do see that?" he exclaimed. " 'Mortimer Clugaton and wife! Trip pass to Shaw's Fork and return Miss Bellamy!" said the young edi tor, fiercely, as he held the card at arm's length and looked at it .with, gleaming eyes, '-do you suppose this trip pass is going to be wasted? V Do youtKnYThave beep to the troaWe of getting a pass for myself and wife from Diodleville to Shaw's Fork and t eturn all for not hipg? Not by a jvjgldl. Miss' Bellamy! You may not gdbtfthattrip, . but somebody else will I If you go to Shaw's Fork on or before.. November 30, 1888, you'll pay your way : like any other passenger. 'J Where's' iny hat ?" In less than ten minutes Mr. Mor timer Ciugston, editor and proprie tor of the Do jdleville Yelper, with that trip pass safe in his inside pock et again,, his hat crushed down right ly on bis head his teeth, set bard, and a look of desperate resolve on bis face, wasknocking at the door of a house half a mile away, occupied hv a dalinauent subscriber who kept nd dog Snd" had nine marriageable daughters: ' Senator Vauce Aplctcei. The best joke of the campaign was Vance's apology to Tyre jforkV at Charlitc. Maj.T Stddman,. had spoken when the crowd yetfedlmtilyj lor V an ce, v ance, v ance, wuu imu listened to the Major. This is" the-' North Carolina way, for where Vance r - . I i L V. l T I is there must be a speech heard.7 The Senator gravely sad something Bite ' this:' Fellow-citizens, I have reached that point in life when the tflafibe'rttiea. are smoothed somewhat said liar tbaf tralked North Carolina tioil. I ifeJr'waa a' littls "to previous.'' J. take it all back and YIMf rftrTToa for the mistake for Oil- H ver Dockerv is a bigger liar than i - "XWUUI WUUUUTt UliMUWU VUD FUN IN BRIEF. A pair of tights - two drunkarda. rtm n ... a ne peopte oi rxuanurg .wear the same soot all the year 'round. A tnat'er of some weight propo4n to a two-hundred noqnd widow. A.t9cliiftlgJ4A small boy invest! AlLhejra ars interesting, but th moft interesting is the million heir.- The scenery of Ashe vi lie, is remarkably flneut its clime-it is, very rough. Theeaftop, why,, a aailor la called a tar fa because he iajfenstantfy jitahed about by tbe ocean. . .At, a Montana wedaaing : Justice "Arias ! , arab.haads 4 Hitched ! Fix dollars. Cash up; no trust." A wave on which many a pojr ellcw has been carried away is the wave of a 1 ice-edged handkerchief. An iinnudenj f eJlw .saya "Shpw me all the dresses a woman. , has wqra in tbe course of tier Ufa and. I -will write her biography from them. "You have heard a cat purr, I guppose?" asked the Judge "Yes," replied the Majorr "JPutontsidle of poetry you never heard a Oowper." Yon needn't be afraid to tell secrets in a cornfield, for though they hava so many "ears," yet their voices are so. "husky 1 hey can't what he $x This is the order which a little girl brought lot t a chemist's shop ie other day: "Mister Druggist " Pie si send epicac enough to throw up a fur -year-old girl" No adds do in kisses lie; Who would for honey kisses .tarter ? Yet when one comes to say "good-bye." Then kisses are the cream oy'ta, ta." Mo love is so intent as that of tbe ei:-,ht een-year-old youth for the twenty-e'ght year-old girL He ge s over it, of course, but while it's in motion it's sixty miles an hour i net tiding stops. American Boy "Pop, was, the late election what they call an old-fashioned hard-cider, and , log-cabin,, campaign J' No, my son; , It was a new-fashioned bard-lying ind log-rolling campaign." "George," . she said, "beforaj we 'were married you were always bringing me rings and breastpins and vinaigrettes and .thiDgs, like that. Why don't you ever bring nae anything now ?" "My dear," replied George, . "did you ever aear of a fisherman feeding bait, to a fih that he tad caught?" . "Then I ,can count on you f qr a lesti monial to my liver regulator t ftichly 'I can speak of it, doctor, io the, highest enns." fpirio "What evil did it cure you of, air f" Richly "poverty, doctor, poverty. It laid my late lamented uncle out as stiff as a poker, and I was his heir." The preportiaaa aM'UtMkntj'. If a wpman be five feet five inches in height, her extended arms) should me8urevfroui tip pf middle linger to just five feet five inches, exactly her own height. A woman of this, height should measure 'wenty four j inches ab ui the ' waist and thiiji j-four inches about the bust, if measured from under theartn land forty-three over them. Tbe upper arm should mtasure thirteen ; inches and the ..wrist aix. The c'aif of tue jeg ahvnl ) " ib 'SU e foutJen anil a ua f iuchex, th,' tui.h twenty five an5r tli ankl eight. From her thighs to.the i?rpuid she ahonld measrare .inst what a mea sure ffoin thethigbs to,the t p of the head. "The inee shoul come exsctfy mQvf ay between the thigh and the heel. X lit, UBIikftua UUIU vuo. t-,.v the middle finger should be, the same as the risce from the, elbow to the middle of Jibe cheat. r From the top'ot the head' to, the chin Should be just the length of the f, o', and there shbttld, bp the , same distance between the cin and the armpits. '1 he length of.her, hand should be just pue tenth, of hor heigtv and her feet just a seventh, and, ihe dia meter of her chest a fifth. 'Cincin nati Enquirer. tSoaa One'e Mother, Ent'rlng a railway car one day. . At wayside station', deeply mwong, I saw 'oeaAi huooaaeaf ailverad asay, . Two kindly eyes, a page jn.aii. My medltaUons then hadT Uen f Me tack,;by souw gpod chance or other, To days mtm.o'm E 414 Th tender aneuuuuaof my mother. When thcal thaourtain ot iny jlreapi This Uvios .-nmylaoce piet, jay jrksic n, . Those eVci of btnadla'nirrcn efny Refloctla-if' tl)su lay lUaraaUiya, A1ralala!yldjTOt irtayatl . i AX withMter and,wih briUer, rAnd dearirofp aaada npon tne Jjd i- . The Aeaeflicbnaalf JByaTaotaiur. , Thrilled by this presence, ' Were time and place 11 forgot nd . deatk's grim r r, on nation held no lot ri? v,i flir nlwure.-ali B8 irU r Wasa;lawdJderexh The hear x&fp- Aoobh coold And wheotlitt'dear, sweet Vow I kiu ed, I thought io tratth t'A X otwtl,Bjr pioth - Shu raised her eyes, within hem rfjre jJao tea post oi'ladignaait flaaio., TwoUla.trm thesQrjsg, of. Jost poisei ttpon their, frt mbRng Jas ie. - 'They t W ae abe walrakifir M , - Of some laved to we anotberM .t. .And withniy )iiJ;f:M , Thg hallowing Tpride of soiue one's j. other. 1 -Wade Whipple. piLKaiPiLEst rxcaaro pil4iv Btmftoms Molstar; latenaaltohinK Bd stins dc rooet t Bilit war hjr acrstehioac. Ifl nvedto continue tumors form, which often A ta eofatiuue tamom tct ..it nlmnlA. iMnmln mmnt tflrft SirATVBa' Oistmint stops the Itching and bleeding, heals nloeration, and io moet eei lemorea V to mora? At dragfhrts o by inaU. fot 40 ceutl jpf swart BoStrhfoanpt 7 . -U J6 PRICE FIVE CENTS. 'W. K; Hoyt A Co., Wbo'' sale aod Re tail Druggist of Rome,.. Ua., aay We have bees telling Dr. King's New DImj v ery, JSiecric.BiUers and dlucklenV Arnica 8le tt t four i ears. rlse never handled remedies that sell as well, nr g ye such universal ;,Bat!faciiro. .Tnere have been some wondeiful mre effected by these remedies in thin city- Feveral easa of pronouoo-d Consumption luve been en tirely cured by use of a few- tx;ltl-s t f Dr. Kinjt 'a -New. Di ncoverv 4 takes In ooniMvaii.n with electric biiteia We guarantee them always. Bold by 8taton& Z wll. r. 47ll D O YOU WANT A BIJGQYT Z A Light. .SlAlisu .-aide-bar " Burrow can Jbe had for only c"r " $65 Sc 75, . And the same with a Top for only $15 more, $80 & $90. All Made by - .- M. L. HUSSEY, CARRIAGE BUILDER, TARBORO, N. C. SUte - Bar Buggies Built on Ram'8. norii, Siorm and Brewster aSprlngs, are a Leading Specialty. The largest and best Selected stock ever seen in Tarboro, now on "hand. Send for ILLUSTRATED Cata- ogue containing styles and prices. REPAIRING In aU its branches promptly done at Lowest possible prices. . Office avl Sales room in lara. double bricK store, corner Main & Granville streets. : APRIL, 7th, 1887. OTICE. T7 State of Nobth Cabolixa, ") MaBTIH COTJKTY. I ) To JOSHUA HYM N. Yon are beieby notified that i-u the 6ih day Febraary l(W8, the follow lug diccribed Nnd ylngand being in Martin Couuty to wit: One town lot In the town of WUIiamston coDtain Ing h-4 acre aore or less. ua, $ ioT d"nquent tsxe Tor tho year 1887. by W. J. Harrison, Sherifl -of Waln f?nat?J'2ltiie m purchased .i u,eon -" n umn ruiempiion Wl 1 ! in the 6th dar of February 1889, j expire D. D, SIMMONS, Purchaser. 47.3 and 3t n Sept. 5. '88. WATCHES I ! WATCH If 1 ATCHES ! ! ATCH IS iThs Lanrest and RabI. PpIaoi ' a - .i. . Justly Celebrated f vl lu" COLUMBUS WATCHES Ever Brought to TAiBORO and at figures GENTS' WATCH CHAINS. K have on hand a great variety of- GOLD AM) FLATM) llIAl.VS, And will sell them at flgn res to n It the times. I Wb still cell the CELKBKATF.U l HOUSEHOLD and DOMESTIC SEWING JilACHlNEs. SPECTACLES ! EYE GLASSES !! Adjusting 8PECTACLE8 properly a Specialty. CHAMBERLAIN & RAV;LS, TARBORO, N. V. v FIRES, FlftES Ammuallt destroy many dwellings aud they are caused not so oft n by tncendiarlriu as they, are by sparks- falling on a dr wooden roof. Formlerlv tho difference in the cost, of wood and tia was so great that manv felt that they could n'-t afford the latUij Now this arreat laeoosjlty doea not exlbt. A TIN ROOF. COSTS BUT LITTLE MORE THAN A SHINGLE ONE, So there ta no excise 'o 1 oelnj oce's ho ue from sparks falllog on the roof , Now is the ieason f or Q UTTERIXa and TIJlttflAQ and now ' tkejtlme thtjou can have ltd t CrTT!A?LY bv H. B. Sledge, Co. , ' lStlyr. - TaRBOBO. N C Tarhore, K 0. - r-