BE 8TJBB YOTJ ABB KIQHT; THEN GO SAJO. i Crockett. VOL. 68. NO. 29. WE OFFER THIS WEEK, TO LARGE CASH BUYERS, SPECIAL PRICES ON Corn, Heal, Oats, DIaciL and hite Spring, Raj, Best Timotny, Bran and Sbipstnf IN FLOUR, WE CAN GIVE YOU, Boyal Crown, Swan Lake, Standard, and a Brjsod that we call our BESr,jwhieh is the bst $5.oo Flour on Htm. Also N. O. Hams and Shoulders,. 1 , 1 BUTTER, the bast Creamery and Bracebridge, (Can's) Dairy, at 35 cents, Remember we buy in large lots for cash. Ooexpenses are as small as any mercbaat doiirg bluest io Tarboro, and we can and wfll Bell at a rery amftll margin for the money. At our Goose Nest Store wpffer to gu, Martin oonnrj iriends, A FULL STOCK OF QEBJSRMlL MERCHANDISE at Tarboro prices, which we guarantee to meet erery time. Examine stock and prices and sare your expenses and freight from Tarboro, Scotland Neck or Hamilton. J Contagions Blood .Diseases. fleers, earn, pimples Itch, salt rbem, etc, are evidence of contagious blood diseases. It U manifestly a duty to eradicate blood noUon from U system by the are of B. B B. Boisoie Blood Balm). Urns enabling the sore i.Ucit to heal, and thereby rsmoving all poe .ihilitl. s of other members of the family be eouiimf likewise afflicted. Bend to Blood Balm , . tlanta, Ga-, for book that win convince. j H Ontlaw, Mt Olive, N C, writes: -I bad ru i) in sores my shoulders and arms. Oue bottle BBB cured me entirely." L Tnhnson. Belmont ata' ion. Vies. wri. H B B has worked or me like a charm. My head sud bodT was covered with sores and my bir came oat, bat BBB healed me quickly. W J Kinuin, Hatch' ns. Texas, writes, B b B has cared my wife of a large u'cer on her 1 that doctors aad all other medicine could lot cure." I' , M J.Rossman, a prominent merchant of i n-enoboro, Ga, writes, "I know of severs! .Hte of blood disease speedily cored by B B h. Two bottles cored a lady of ugly scrofu uut stin sores." w Birch more A Co, Maxey. Ga. writes, It B B in enrinz Mr Root Ward of blood ..i...n.riwtidoiii aI the mutt wonderful Ver nrea that ever came under oar knowledge." PBOFESSIOHAL C4HOT. WCTHORNB Bofield N C TT THORNS' J Battlebnro N C THOEHS & THORHS, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Battleb'ro, - - - N. C vv ill practice in the Courts of Nash and Edge cmube ani in Supreme and Federal Courts. tyCOLLKCTIOSS - - SPECIALTY wtf G. M. T. FOUNTAIN, Attorncy-at - Law. Loans neg' tiated on reasonable rates. real security at fi P. WYNN, M. I Tarbobo Housk, Tarboro, N. C. R. H. T. BASS OfTers his professional services to the ci ids of Tarboro and vicinity. Office on Main Street near Coker's corner. D n. g. s. LlLOyd. EYE EAR, NOSE AND THKUAT. Recently having taker special courses in the above, offers his services to the people of kdgecombc and surrounding counties. Office in old Bryan Hooae, near bank, TARBORO. H. C. jK. DON WILIjlAftlS, Jr., DENTIST, Wradnate Baltimore College Dental Surgery.) 0ffi.ee, Old Bryant Hocse, Main St., 0 lv Tabbobo, N. C. ieo. Howard. jOWARD J. J. Martin. A MARTIN. Attorney! and Counselor at Law TARBO&C . N. c. i-y Practices In all the Court, titate au p.jeral. nov-ly. a. A. Hn T.TiM. Dojinaxi. Gilliam Q.ILLIAM & SON Attornfeys-at-I-awf TARBORO, M. C. rVill practice In the Counties of Kdgecombe, Haiifsi and Pitt, and la tha CourU of the First Judicial District, and ia tha Circuit and supreme Courts at Ralebrh. 1anl8-lv. JOHN L. BRIDGER3 & SON, Attorn eys-at-Law, t TARBORO. - - y'-0- 14 lyr PHOTOGRAPHS, i JiiiW ftrifty. ii8 and (tyli -AND- -AT S. R. ALLEY S ART ROOMS, Up Stairs, - Opposite Paulic Basx If You Have Ho appetite, Imdlgastfi Flatwl iek fiendsTefsa, "sOI rtasi slewn,1 ui nee a, j mm wui nas t as r sas ar raw wsasl. Tavy MMff weahv afaataaeaA svar wrnlM msm rsrln; cHera-laa. - Ssrfrerera frwtsi atal a nhyalcal ewerwaavja win natal rUar frsmthana. HtsatwaBurar eeatoisv mm 0WJ1JLIL Ton kin chirp about yer cities an' yer miles o brown stun fninta, As' yee swarrtee, baUa. an censhuna. an" ye other piaisure aunts ; Yer 'lectlc Ugat an' boss cars, an' steam bU- ers whU'llnsTiU; Bat them's the things wot never salts yer homely Unete BUI! brown' Man fronts .looks part en sit an Bat aiu'i nuchin' to a farmhouse nee'llu" whits amongst the grean; An yer boasted ois seroiety' b'-'iwh! a pack o lies. Worfc r'ii patent med 'cine eir'iars or Doe Wis gina' weather bosh 1 ' An know in' 'at her time hes earn to help all things rejoice, I The ole cow io the clover neT lifts up iter vood ole voice, I An' ten'cent like-the peaoefol bunba beslas to skip an' romp, I While tha bullfrog gargles out his throat 'way back ther ia the swamp. Tha time I alios feel the mUeeayam's oosas to pa on I Is after supper's over an I'm settin' on the grass I A Us'nin' to the oherrap o' the birds the trees. I A twltterin' sweeter nrasio 'an Miss Patty to the breose. WoS comes Bobbin' through the branches fer tn ki tha dvln son. in' eoes flirtiu with the swaUera fore tha kiss ki half Tsscnn. I While the sun keeps pe-gini right along a- lavin' on his naint. ICid the whia'le o' the ehie'dee and nla-ht- hawk'ss'riil complaint. An so I set hare. haMST. ith the children at mv knees. 1 A-aakin lots o fool na-hnns about tha boa- , sin' bees. An when the wind hes died away an' ev'ry- thine ia stUL I stretch my legs along the grass an say out with a will : Sam folks hankers tar tha city, bat this suits to ITiula Hill TOPICS A canal will soon be built between Black and Caspian Seas. The sight of the new British rifle allow for an elevation up to i,8W yaraa. 1 he Japanese are cultivating a taste for beer and porter as well aal for European costume. Labouchere nays that "J the American girl has almost entirely cut out the Eng lish eirl m public favor. Baldwin, the balloonM, leaped from his balloon with a parachute at the height of 6.000 feet He fell in safety. I At 260 yards the Lepel rifle wJuld go through I wo men. The French arsenals have enough ammunition supply each soldier with 2,30U cartnogea. A swimming dress, toenaMe a swimmer to blow up mines and hostile boats, has been tried in the German navy. It ia a sort of modiued Paul Boynton anair. A considerable par Ot the frince oi Wales' expensea has gone to pay for uni rnrma which he must wear at foreign courta. He has over 80 of them, and sortie cost $600 or $700. Two young Germans in Berlin fought . lnJ with tricvclea. Starting at 800 yards apart, they charged, full tilt again .li nthar with slis-ht' iiiiarT to them- selves and serious hurts to their machines. Their honor was satisfied. Professor Thompson, who was a teacher in PhiladelDhla when he made the discov eries which hare placed him among the world's millionaires, holds that sooner or later electricity will be bbtained direct from fuel without the lntervenuon ox team. A. P. Gordon dimming has discovered a new species of violet on his place near Sykesvuie, ana. m ub t the flower leaves are a sort wmj, 'fu or mottled with light al dark purple. The fragrance is very sweet. The new violet is welcome to a place among tne old-established flowers that Woom in the spring. SIX BRIGHT BOYS. And How They All Became Mora or Leas DIstlacaisTsed. The death of Senator Beck, of Ken-jir-liv touched none of his colleagues more closely than Senator McPherson, of New Jersey, and the reason of this was told a few nights ago by John aawteuer, a prominent merchant. Ky. "About 40 yeand "there were six farmer of Lexington, ago," said he. lads working in the northern portion of the State of New York, every one of whom has since be nmminent ia Dublic affairs. A ra dius of 50 miles from the point of junc lrm of Tivinirston. Wyoming, and Niag ara counties included the early homes of these voumrsten. all bat one of whom were born there. That one was nsmo Burnie "Beck. Tfca others were Angus Cameron, Francis Kernan, Henry M. lei W Jerome B. Chaffee, and John Roder ick McPherson. The young fellows all worked hard, and mad4 the moat of tha limited educational facilitiea afforded them. t "They were all acquamtanoas, and kept nn thftir knowledge of leach other even after they had drifted 'away from their forms in search of wider fame and for tune. On December 4, 1878. when Henry M. Teller and Jerome B. Chaffee took their seats as the first Senators from the new State of Colorado, the four men who ntood by their sides aa the oath was ad- ministered them, were their former boy friends, who had known them years be- rr TTWncis Kernan hwas Roflcoe Conk- liAAffue in the Senate, Angus Cameron was r3eiiato4 from Wisconsin, James B. Beck was Senator from Ken tucky, and John B. JfcPbereon wai i Sen- ator from New Jersey The sextet wss first broken by the m,arTw a few vears death of Senator aero, and now Mr, r.v frJInws him. All the others ar.il! Urine. Mr. Teller, after. aerring as c a- ni tha Interior, is back in the T" ' t in, TL McPherson is there -pa. or thk run 9 ALMOST EXTERMINATED. Chapter TBarely m The- smtwt Sseto Sana's Tame Is TmrparaMe- One of the melaBcholy chapters at least in Amen is graphically told m tha rneeaTstw pnhtisbad Qovernment report on "The a-raaination of the Amerioan Bison, " by W. T. Hornaday. But a few year the bisons, buff aloa. aaal tsaam, am our western plains were as aavAaan the sea ahore. It iposninis vat mey snouja ever yet on January 1, 1890, tha snunberof individuals in the whole coun try was known aa exactly as the inhab- of a rural village tnere were only 1.091 of tham, aad of these 806 tame. The tribe will probably oarer becoms entir ely extinct like tha Kaw Zealand moa or tha dodo of Maur Sxue, for the Government now protects herd ia the Yellowstone Park, rt these hy continual interbreeding will probably decrease ia arse till the huge creature that once roamed our plains hall become a sort of domestic animal of ao remarkable dimensions. The bison, so says Mr. Hornaday, once ranged over about one-third of theentira Korth American continent, from almost tide water on the Atlantic to the Western prairies, across the Rockies to Utah and Idaho, southward into Mexico, and north to the Great Slave Lr le. It was at its heyday about a century and a half ago, and probably, if left undisturbed, it would have reached the Pacific Slope. As late as 1870 "it would have been as easy to count or to c tiiuale the number of leaves in a forest as to tell the nam- b. r of b&ona lir th - coontry.- lto laa-1 of the great herds, seen in 1871, was 29 by 50 miles in extt and contained not lees than 4,000,000. In places the plains were black with the animals as far as the eye could rer.ch. A train once paeaed 120 miles through this great herd. This was the northernmost of the two great herds into - hich the Pacific Rail road bad divided t - bisons of the west In 1869. The buil. i . of the Karma Pa cific in 1871, runniw through the head Quarters of the southern herd, was the main cause of its destruction. The abnghter, which reached its height in 1873. waa ao wanton aad wasteful that. ao it la said, every hide sent to market represented four animals actually slain. Three and a half millions of this south ern herd were slaughtered between 1873 and 1874, aad by 1875 tha remnant, only about-10,000, fled into Texas, where only a few now remain. The northern herd, partially preserved by the enormous ter ritory over which it became scattered, bad ita numbers thinned by the Indian hunters till finally, in 1888, the Northern Pacific Bailrftw1 gave it its death blow. In that year the herd was hemmed in, aad by February, 1884, only a few thou sand of them were alive. Even the hunters themselves did not know how ruthless had been" the slaugh ter, for in the autumn of 1883 costly ex peditions were organized and actually went to the hunting grounas, omy to nna that the game, once numbered by count less niiniona, was practically annihilated. It was thought at .first that the herd bad escarped into British territory, for it could not be believed that the animals had been exterminated in so abort a tune, but their extinction is now only too well known. In addition to the small herd about aw protected in tha Yellowstone Park, scat tered individuals or small droves exist here and there throughout the West, but thru are steadily hunted down, and soo there will be none left This whole story is rather sad reading, esrjacially for any one who cares aught for the preservation or game, or ior one who laments the exaincnon or any race of anrmalav bat ita commercial aide ahonld not be overlooked. If any one ever deliberately killed the goose that laid the golden egg H was the hunter who exterminated such a valuable animal as tbeTaison. Wa hear on all sides the time honorea remark about the red man being gradu ally driven into the Pacific aad about m . 1 A the rapid decrease ot nm numuere, re reliable statistics are now given showing that there are many more Indians on this continent to-day than there were w heu Pocahontas Averted the alleged war ciud from the fertile and somewhat menda cious brain of Captain John Smith. Is it any wonder, then, that statements about tR rWtraaee of me uson auouiu iwut little attention? But the fact remains that not more than i or so el tfaeae animaBi are left to ua, aad new their duties will be chiefly ffftwA to filling engagements in mon asteries sad m being stuneu aner tney hava afctifled off their skin and horns. There is only one task remaining to the Anancia neoDle. part or, wnom nave j.mUmk1 bMone from the car win dows while the rest looked on with apa thy. There is yet money to be made out eh binon. Let the few tnousanataai remain be killed and the bodies buried; i ofjiffed carcases of those already set upin museums be spirited away. Let only one remain, or at least a doeen or vhm wice oil these will at once raise the fortunate owners so afniienoa. Let na take a lesson of the dodo, a stuffed specimen of which would to-day bring than tlie whole dodo tribe were m Aanght to be worth. So much does enhance the value of a natural quite as scare as the dodo, but its extinc tion will be a much e-reater loss to the tien TARBORO'. N. 0. THURSDAY, AUGUST imiianiiiuiMaiuuaiiiimtam ' HOW TO ElfOT A GOOD CIO ATA. Opinion ea the Suhjeet from Oaa Who Is Snrpoaed so Be an Kxpert. A cigar" dealer on Park ; Row gives a lesson to an Evening Sun reporter on I how to smoke for pleasure. 'Few people know how to smoke a cigar to enjoy it," said he. "itrnt men. if te.- buying their cigars, sticc -n be tween their teeth and gnaw Uiq .uds off recklessly, tearing and looseming the wrapper iu riany instances, ught their 'ai-8. and puff -away as if their very lives depended on finishing them. In many instances the finest cigar will burn irregularly, and smokers lay the blame on the cigar. The cigar may be to blame, but in most instances the fault lies in the way it is handled. Afi-. r the cigar has boon bought the end should be cut smoothly off by the clipper. The reverse cud should be placed in th. moutli and le ciirar blown through. Tins removes all the little pnrticie of dut whieh can not le avoided in manufacture, and pre vents them from being inhaled into the throat and from prodactng coughing. Th cisrar should then be lighted, and particular atteution should be paid to ita wing thoroughly ignited all over the surface of tle end. Instead of pulling a war UVe a steam engine, three oi four tfl every minute make the bet way in which to enjoy the snvke. The smoke should be kept in the mouth a short time in order to appreciate the flavor. Then it should beeuiitted slowly. In ca.se o ie ule of the cigar should burn nd leave a r. gged edge on the other side, it is not necessary to resign: it. aa I haveseen i isny people do. A g--ntle blo through he cigar, toward the lighted end, will ii'nite the rag-red side, and it will burn re-ularlv. Smokiug this way ia a plea- ire. It frets me to see a man smoking a cigar who does not know ho w to enjoy it. Why a J look Was Written. Talking with an intimate friend of General Lew Wallace the other day, I learned the tru.' inspire'-Ion of his famous novel. "Ben Hur. " " allace was on an Eastern bound train, " said my informant, "aud while going through the drawing rn. iu car he Dassed the open door of a compartment in which sat Colonel Rob ert G. IngersoU. 'Come iu,' said the latter. 'I'm lonely in here, and want eome one to chat with.' Wallace entered and seate 1 himjelf, 'All right, colonel,' lie said, 'what shall we chat about? 'tots of thingV replied IngersolL 'Is there a future life?" Looking out of the window dreamily, as the express sped on. he answered his own auery. I don't know do you? Is there a God? I don't know do you? Was Christ the son of God ? I don't know do you? He paused and looked keenly at Wallace, The general was a little embarrassed by the abruntness of the irreat inhdei s in terrogatories. , He repliedi 'Really Ingersoll, I have never given much thought or study to the question you m-ooound. I had a Christian training. and I have always tacitly accepted them.' 'Indeed! said Colonel Ingers 11, Why, man, you surprise me! They are vital issues. I have studied the suoject thoroughly. Eery man ought to. Now, take my advice and look into the matter. You'll find you'll agree with me. 'I went away from this interview both em barrassed and mortified, said the gen eral, ' that I did not feel competent to discu-6 so important a matter with so learned a thiuker. I made up my mind that I would never place myself again in so embarrassing a situation. I took down my bks and read every authority I could lay my hands on. Alter a years study, so far from agreeing with the great agnostic in his expressed opinions, wrote "lien llur. mat is my repijr to him!'" New York Star. The Habits of Swans. Superintendent Cinkling says that the swans are curious biros, iney pair on every spring, and each pair marks off for its own use a tract ot water m ine great ponds for its own domain. If any swan dunnir the breeuinz season swims out of its own domain it is instantly at tacked by the rightful occupants of the territory and driven away, now toe swans know the boundary lines of their domains on the water is a mystery to all but them, and they don't tell. But they do, and they recognize them as thor oughly as farmers recognize the boundary lines between their farm. ine at tractive spectacle of the lone black swan sitting on lier eggs m trie nest on a rocky islet under the bridge near one of the entrances to Central Park, in New York city, is interesting, and hundreds watch her cygnigritude daily. mere she sits all day, only rising for a moment once an hour or so, to rest herself, while her careless husband is Bailing all about the pond, making himself agreeable to some handsome cygnets who have no nests to care for. "Just like a man," say the ladies who observe his conduct. His wife sometimes stretches up her long neck and lows mournfully after him; but she never deserts the nest. It is to be hoped that she gives him deserved punishment when she gets hold of him. Bew It Happen. A little man asking how it happened that many beautiful ladies took up with but indifferent husbands, after many fine offers, was thus aptly answered by a mountain maiden: A young friend of here, during a walk requested her to go into a delightful canebrake and there get him the handsomest reed. She must rat it in once going through, without turning. She v.ent, and coming out, brought him quite a meal reed. When he asked if that was the handsomest' on "OVi nn." mrjlied she. . "1 saw many finer as I went along, but 1 kept on in hope of a much better, until I v.-i avitbm nearly through. '"and then & tmiimnmiiiim I puiimtiuiwimiiiiiiimiiiiHii oarrsat ow. w - When I waa sofaewaas twanges. I was reckoned an ay I had my Sine at maw thing Tn a roUiekin' OoUSBa way. But times have strangely altered Since sixty years ago- This see of steam aa' things don't I ike the ace I used to know. Your modern innovations Don't salt me, I ooaisss. As did the ways of tha good ol days But I'm gcttla' on, 1 guess. X set on the piasaa An' hitch round with the Sa Soinetlmea, mayhap, I take a nap Waitia' tiU school is done. An' then I tell the children The things 1 dona ia youth. An' near as I can (as a veaar'ble man) I stick to the honest truth 1 But the looks of them 'at Uaten aeam aoeaetimas to express The remote ieee that I'm tone you sea? An' I aaa aettin' en, I guess. I get np la ths rnernla' An' nothin else to do. Before tbs rest are np aa dressed 1 read the papers thronara ; 1 bans; round with the weave All day, an' hear 'am talk, An' while they asw or knit I show The baby how to walk: An', somehow I feel sorry When tbey pnt away Us dress And cut his curls ("cause they're Uke a girl's) I'm getUn' on, I guess. (Chicago Nsws, MB. STAVLBrS CITlSKNSBir. The Great KxpUnr'i AUeglaeee te the U alted States. When an American flag wss presented to Henry M. Stanley at the reception given to him by the Americana in Lon don a short time ago the great African explorer said that he had always con sidered himself an American and a citi zen of the United States, but the circum stances under which he became a citizen are known to only a few. Stanley was naturalized ia the superior court of New York oa May 15, 1885. A few days ago Thomas Boose, the clerk of that court, told a Tribunt reporter tha cirtnunatances connected with 'the incident. "On the date mentioned, said Mr. Bofja, "the late A. S. Sullivan came into my office and introduced me to Mr. Stanley, who wished to become a citizen ef the United States. I did not know that my visitor was the great African explorer until he had been in my office some time. Stan ley told me that he had always consid ered himself a citizen of the United States, aa he had served in the Union army, and had been honorably dis charged. While traveling in Europe, however, he had met an American gen tleman who had informed him that he must go through the forms aa provided by statute before he because a citizen. and the fact that ha was an honorably discharged soldier did not make him a citizen of the United States. Stanley waa about to depart for Africa at that time, and told me that he had come from London to New York especially to be naturalized, and that only a few persons knew that he was in this country. He swore and produced witneaeea who swore that he had always ooaaidered htmsett citizen of the United States, so he re ceived his certificate and departed, Among the 300,000 or 400,000 autographs which Mr. Boose has attaonea to naeur- alization papers in his custody Stanley's is the one which is probably pruea cue highest. A Patasoniaa Child lleeter. When a child in Patagonia is sick, messenger is dispatched fer the doctor. and never leaves him uniil ha comes with him. As soon as the doctor arrives, he looks at the sick child, and tiien with much ceremony rolls it up in a piece of skin. He then orders a clay piaster, and Tor this time tlte chikl has ceased crying. soothed by the warmth of the akin, and so rendering still more solid his reputa tion as a wise man. Yellow clay is brought and made into a thick era with water, and the child is pointed from head to foot, causing him to cry attain.' "The devil is still there," says the doctor sagely, and undoes two mys terious packages he carries, one contains rhea sinews (oatrien) ana trie otner a rat tie made of stones in a gourd decorated' with feathers. He then , fingers the sinews, muttering something for a few minutes, then he seises the rattle and shakes it violently, staring very hard at the crying child. Then wraps it in the akin again and it ceases crying. Again it is painted, rattled at, and stared at, and again it cries. This is done four times, and then the cure is considered complete. The doctor leaves the chad auiet, enfolded in the warm akin, and goes his way, having received two pipe fula of tobacco as his fee. strange to say the child aenerauy recovers, but if it does not, the 00010 gets out of the diffi culty by declaring that the parents did not keep the medicine skin tightly ground the child and so let the devil get back again. This is the only treatment sick children in Patagonia ara aver known to receive. Before Yfe Turn te Bust. How long will a human body remain in the earth before it decays until it can not be distinguished from the surround ing clays is a question ss yet undecided br the scientists. Much depends upon the character of the soil and the different elements of which it is composed. , In countries abounding tn limestone, or. again, in regions thoroughly saturated with alkaline waters, human flesh will retain a natural color and firmness for an indefinite period of time. The bogs of Ireland have yielded up bodies fresh and natural t'iat had been bur lei iu their slimy depths for centuries. It is said to be an historical fact that the bodies of three Ropwi soldiers were found in a peat bog on the Emerald Isle in the year 1569 A. D., fresh and lifelike, although they had been buried almost 16 centuries. 7, 1890. jjiEMFiBiETrs i'n imi. THI HKARTT LAVOR. She Bible Caaswles Ne Command That Mis SanU Laacn. The Bible conhssnn no cheerful exhor-1 tetion to Laughter. r the most part, indeed, it Is reformed t- 'm the metaphori cal sense of "scottskn- as when it is written of Leviathan that "he laugheth at tlic shaking of a spear. " But there are p.. tinges also where the ordinary meaning is evidently intended, and in almost every one of these it is eyed askance. Saleaassi issthe great authority on the subject. Let him speak for him self: " I said of laughter, it ia mad; and of mirth, what doeth it?" "Even in laughter the heart is sorrowful, and the and of that mirth is heaviness. " Again, A fool Kfteth up his voice with laugh ter, but a wiee man doth . scarce sniUe a little. " Not very encouraging, truly, to these of hilarious proclivities. It may be legitimate enough to compare the gtggle of a fool to "the crackling of thorns unier a pot, but it seems hard that there should be ne word of approval for the milder merriment of tlie few who may be supposed not to belong to iool- dom. Yea, by the way, there is one, and onlv one: "A time to leu " but we may search (he Scriptures from Genesis to the Apocalypse without det.cling.aay intimation as to when that ti occurs. Probahrv Solomon meant the rief per iod of childhood, when irooretM-e is buss and we are merry will it kr..wmg or caring to know why. He could not con sistently reeesnmend any such frivolity to those of a larger growth after having ao bitterly commented on the practice in previous chapters. It must have been constant study or the preacher's gloomy utterances which made laughter so unpopular among the monks of the desert and some or. the early fathers. St. Basil, for instance. wfil have noshing to do with it. no person, he says, of well ordered mind can ev bring himself te indulge in a good laugh, or, in the quaint patristic language, in twiMnsi cacnlnnos pror umpere et oorpore auasultare." A little further on. think las. perhaps, that ne has not spoken with decision enough, he takes cocaeion to improve tne text, wee unto you that laugh now!" It is per fectly plain, he adds, that there is no room whatever for laughter in the life of the faithful ("nullum omnino locum dari fideli. in ouo ridere defceet-. Plato, a wood many centuries earlier, in con structing his ideal state, expressly warned his readers that laughter loving persons were ineligible as guardians He even forbade that worthy men should be rerwesented. on the stage or elsewhere. as overcome by their sense of tbtfridio- ulous. He does not condemn laughter in itself, however: this was reserved for other and less genial systems of philos ophy. Qentlensan's Magazine. tbi latbst rauzparrVAi. motion. This Tlaee It la a Cleek That Needs Ne Winding-. T. G. Farrar. of Columbus, Ohio, watch maker, has invented one of tne most ps cuhaa docks of the nineteenth century. H rjonaistoef a plate glass dial suspended fwa She ceiunce. and all the parts of II tV4 aaa visible are the two hands, the nisml: noon which they swing, and the diaL B ' X " Mr. Farrar worked on the invention for six years before he socceded in per reeting it. He alleges that the only mo tive power ia the gravitation of tne earth, and that the clock will run on forever without windinsV The only imperfection ia that it leans Sm 4 to 8 minutes per day by the fatotion of the hands on the pivot, and therefore the hands require to be resrulafed once in. aoura The hands are of nn. ana are nouow and perfectly Manced on the pivot. Mr. Farrar says tW are moved by the grayi- tationof She earth, bus w puxaaea sue spectator to account for the power tnas raises tbem after tney reaon o. ou. AH kinds of theories are afloat to ac count for this. Some peopae say that the bellow hands are flUed with Balds oC different densities that own corns the gravitation of the earth when she hands reach that point. But Mr. rarrar keeps his secret and rejoices over the morttnea- tion of the beholder. He insists tnas electricity is not the. motive power. . Woman add' Bar BtemaeU; "Woman is an omnivorous animal, savs a rreat London physician whose in vestigation of woman s power oi esuag has led Mm to the conclusion mac sue is, as a rale, much more fond of unseasonable food at unseasonable hours than man. Men do not eat some thmgs, " continues this observing practitioner, "because t.iwv know if they do they will be dys peptic and ill tempered ths next day, but the frailest woman bless her sweet soul and etrom? stomaeh will consume tne very things a man refuses and rise on the morrow without swruuufl on ner uw a ruffle in her temper to be a comfort to herself and to erery one else. Heaven only knows how they do It; the doctors don't," . .. - Highest of all in livening Power. ASS3JLfsfEI2f i PUBS TBXIR GOUXrV WSODDCQ Dir. Just nfty years a, Aaar wifs, V Since yea aad 1 eta wad. TsdagH ear geldea wedding dar Where one the years have Aed? Am I that ghy aad awkward youth Are ywa ha maiden tnlrt Wltk atrvw threads aanoas the ourkt That onos was golden hair t I never oaa forget the day That made yea eD say own. Year Hps like tempttag cherries ripe. Tear ntnh nka roses blown. Tear saiid eyes r-tg bright as stars la faney yet I sset And you that day than all the world Were dearer far to me. And yet, dear heart, I know that I love better far as lsy Than e'en I loved that maiden fair The wife that's old and gray And I will pray that yon and I May walk law's gotten sands Until we reach that better place. The bouse not made with hands. ITaokes Blad SFOijJEO A GBBAT SPKKCB. frebared by Oaa WfUlasrts for a Wateh bet Nee AppUeak-le te a Cane. Gas Williams, the comedian, was ten- AarA a TnsmaSt in Rnotan In 1872. He was a great favorite in that city. The nsnent was to occur on rnuay evening, and along about Wednesday John Stet son, who was manager of the theater where Gus was playing, approached the comedian on the quiet and said: Qua, my boy, your friends here are to present you with a watch at your benefit next Friday evening. I didn't want you to be broken up when they came upon the stage with it, so I thought I would tell yon, confidentally, what was in the wind. Now you can write up a neat little speech for the occasion and yourself for the ordeaL" Gus thanked Stetson heartily, ue was pleased with the idea of getting a nne watch. He carried a cheap one, which kept good time, and thia he gave away to the rwonertv man at once, m order that the presentation committee might see that he had no timepiece. When he went to his room at the hotel that night, he wrote out a pretty im promptu speech, in which he said that when he gazed at the face of the beauti ful watch he would see the faces of his Boston friends; when he saw the hands he would be reminded of the Boston hand of good fellowship; the spring when he looked at it would suggest the well spring of friendship; the chain would bind him to Boston, etc It waa a neat response, and he studied it carefully. He knew that when he sprung it they would think him a great extemporane ous speaker, and he shook hands with himself. Well, the eventful Friday night came at last. The vast house was packed with his enthusiastic friends. At the proper time the presentation com mittee filed out on the stage and laced him. He braced himself for the ordeaL The chairman stepped forward and - pre sented him with a cane. They might as well have hit him over the head with it, as he was unable to speak a word. Bos ton Herald. THI VIS BRITISH MATT. Completion ef the Big Battle Ships Nile aad Trafalgar. The English battle ship Trafalgar, which was launched in 1687 and now just completed and ready to go into com mission, is one of the heaviest and most powerful war ships afloat. She has a length of 845 feet, a breadth of 78 feet, a I displacement of 11.M0 tons, and an in dicated horse power or ia.uuu. wua draftof 87 feet s inches. She looms up in the distance one of the most powerful. l.lt aawal iasetVltn WwinXkTag fInBnnk lanHVnB appeared upon the face of the water - iVnmmsnaaf msn. Wn at the command of man. Wrought iron. steel, and teak provide an armor that would seem impregnable, and from ram to sternpost provision has been rnede against the most formidatne weapons eg modern warfare. Turrets will revolve by hydraulic power. Each contains two 67 ton breeohloading guns, which m turn will bs loaded and worked by hydraulic power and so arranged that they rise for firing and descend for loading. A full chars calls for 020 pounds or. powoer. This tremendous monarch, with its towering turrets and citadel, carries 1,900 tons of coal, the amount necessary for steaming 6,500 knots, and the highest speed yet attained' by the snip mi io knots an hour. The estimated cost at completion k (4,600,000, and is one of a pair, her sister ship being christened the NOe. - The navy of England, with its present appropriations and growing numbers, will soon be the admiration of the world. To what extent these im mense battle ships will be available ia offensive warfare is yet to bs shown. For purposes of defense, however, they much excel anything yet produced and the momentum for ram power must be tremendous and terrible, wrula the arma ment provides for fierce execution. But how these frwwmTtaa ships wfil behave ia oceanic storms or in long cruioeaata dia- tanoe from home is yet to be shows. 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