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You remember the hard frost that set in about' Christ mas and lasted two or three weeks T That threw me, and a . good many more what's in the building line, out of work for some time, and haying spent all up at Christmas we were, stone-broke at our house by - the time the New Year come in, and to' make things wuss we was a bit.' back'ard with th rent. , -"It . were all the fault of my old woman. I said: 'Look 'ere, mlssla, ; if you don't go an, pawn that' dangle an settle with that there agent about the rent, we shall 'ave' the bums in as sure as " your name's Lizer Clopsale." . i "Well, she says, 1 shan't, "and there's an end on it, and if you can't chuck out any bums as comes here, you're"no man, that's all. , '.It's no use argufying with a woman, is it? I found that out long ago, and maybe you 'axe too.- "One night the weather was very severe, and we went to bed early as we couldn't afford to keep up a fire to warm us. It was just getting light rfext morn in' when I was woke up by some one a-thunderin and bangin' at tfie street door. So I jumps up and looks through the witt . dow, and there I saw a man as I didn t know. 1 if ui. a up, uutici x euuuut. " 'Come downstairs; I want to see you,' he bawled. j . r j "So I was putting on ;my, togs ready to go down, thinking It might be a foreman or some one as wanted a extra 'and, and just as I was go-i ing my old woman, who had peeped out o the window, says: i " 'Where you gom'?' ' " Why says I, 'to see what the feller wants. You big fule,' says she, 'why it's Tommy Spriggins, the bum bailiff I . ; 'Well, I was that flabbergasted you could ave knocked me down with a poker. ;And my old. dutch says no more, but ups with the water jug and empties it . on Spriggins' head for she's a regular scorcher," she is. 'I reckon that's put 'is pipe out,' says she, tumbling into bed ag'in, for it was mortal cold, and I got back myself to 'ave another fortr winks I should think I had slept anoth er hour or two when I was wakened by such a din all down the street as I never heard. I looked out, an there were about two hundred peo ple standing round looking, at some thin in front o' th' house. When I put my head out o' the win dow they all bust out laughing, and I looks down at the door and there was that bailiff still standing there on the door step. " Wot's up, Billy Driver?' I shouts to a neighbortanding by; 'can't you shift that fellow for us?' " 'No ' safs he, 'he's frozen fast. "I lodks down again, and blow me if he wasn't all covered with bicycles no, I mean icicles, from the water my missis had thrown on him, and he had stood there ever since. I was pretty Tmad, I can tell you, for I put.it to you, ! sir, how would you like a bumbailiff frozen to yer door step, an' all" the neighbors see him there as they come home to breaks fast? , ; .rresenuy a peruceman came along, and he said I'd better see if I couldn't revive the feller, or I'd get into trouble u they had to old a cobbler's conquest on him. So I went down and borrowed a shovel. and me an. Bill Driver managed to get him loose from the doorstep. Then Bill went for two pen orth of gin, and I boiled a quart of water In a kettle and then we laid the bailiff on the hearth. Bill opened his mouth which was frozen up. and then I poured th& kettle of gin and hot water down his throat. 'You'd better pour steady,' said Bill, 'for as he's frozen he might bust like my grandmother's kitchen boiler did once when the pipes got froze. '"By an' by we got him thawed an I gave him summat to eat. He sat for awhile, and then-1 gave him a hint like that it was time to go, when he up n' says No, duty is duty; I've got orders to take pos session here, and" so I shall stop,' and he pulls out his pipe and makes himself comfortable. "Yen see it never struck me in the excitement about 'is being a bailiff. an' when he said that it made me sweat all over at once. And who would have thought any man capa ble of such base Ingratitude after me a' Billy Driver 'ad saved his life? ' T uTia Sri t finA fiv T Attn flf VOf for yer see my old woman was in bed fast asleep, an' I knew when she came down an' found out ow I'd been fool enough to let the bum in quite innercent like, there'd be the very dickens to pay. " So wot does I do but picks up my hat an' swag and 'When am I going "back? Well, I don't know: that depends on some thing beside the state of the weath er. I've got a bloke as can write to send to Bill Driver to see if the bum is cleared out, and if he ain't I reck on I'm going to march ahead for an other spelL By-the-by, if yer do read of the shocking death of a bum youll guess it's my old woman's do ings, and I reckon youll about guess right." , SOLVED AT LAST. The Elstorio Mystery of the 1 In tbe Iron Mask. Maul A MINISTERIAL CANDIDATE. Vies President SUvenaon Tttts a Qo4 Negro Story. Vice President Stevenson told tfct 1 . iouowing story to a group of. sena tors the other .night: There was an old darky in southern Illinola who wanted to kln the ministry. TT Of all historical problems perhaps I had progressed through many years Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S Gov't Report. . f Voutm XIV. Brian LJckt ; Identity f a Tmwtnm Bmt Kalf ! . Mtl Hunter CAPTURING A BULL MOOSE. How It Was Accomplished by Hunter Sellick. Sellick has for several years been the possessor of two fine cow moose, and his great ambition has been to go Into the moose-rais ing business. Year after year he has endeavored to capture a male moose, but up to this winter failed. Some time ago he left Moncton for the forest country lying between the head waters of the Tobicrue and Miramlchi rivers. For days his search was unavailing, until one day, about thirty miles from any settlement and in .the heart of the forest, he sighted the object of his search. ; ' It was a magnificent specimen, nearly six feet high. At this season its antlers had been shed, but the I new ones were already jutting forth. ihe dogs were , set to nipping the moose in the rear, driving it toward a tree, ; Sellick,' creeping round, suddenly threw his' lasso over the animal's head, twisted the rope around a tree and had the moose a prisoner. ' ! .It is comparatively easy for a suc cessful hunter to bring home a dead moose, Dut it is cot so easy with a live one. It took five weeks, climb ing; over the hills, wading the morasses or fording the rivers which marked the thirty miles' distance between the scene of the capture and the first settlement. The hunter at times had to employ a catamaran to cross the streams, the moose swim ming behind. Finally he reached the Intercolonial, took a box car, which was just high enough for the moose, and brought his prize to Moncton. N. Y. Journal. CHAPLAIN OF i THE HOUSE. R. Something About the Young Man centty Elected to This Office. Rev. Edward B.: Bagby. who was recently: elected to be chaplain, of the house in place of Rev. S. ,W. Haddaway, who died after a brief occupation of the office, is a very young man td occupy so conspicu ous apposition, though Rev. WI H. Milbura, the blind chaplain of the senate, was chosen chaplain of the house when but twenty-two years of age. Rev. Mr. Bagby was born September 29, 1SC5, in King and Queen county, Ya., so that he is but little more than twenty-eight. He was reared in Richmond, obtained his education at Aberdeen academy, the Kentucky university and tha Yale divinity school. This young Virginian, enlisted in Christian work as a representative of the de nomination of the Disciples of Christ, found his first charge along the1 line of the Chesapeake! & Ohio railroad, ministering to the p&ple of Ronce- verte, Clifton Forge and Sinks Grove. From these little churches in these towns he went to Newport News to preach, until he became en gaged in evangelistic work among many churches, which he visited to conduct ; revivals.' In ApriL " 1891, the Vermont Avenue Christian church, -Washington, built a chapel on Capitol JJill, and called upon Rev. Mr. Bagby to conduct a revival meeting to awaken interest in the undertaking At that meeting about one hundred converts were added to the church, and the interest aroused has been so maintained under the ministrations of the young pastor that the Ninth' Street Christian church numbers, with two and one- half years, of existence, more : than four hundred members, including a very large body of active Christian Endeavours. : Mr. Bagby is tall, dark, slight and beardless. He does not wear clothes 'of ministerial cut, and he does not wear; a white tie. His voice is soft and smooth, and he uses it without dramatic effort in prayers of the simplest. character, none of which are long. Harper's Weekly. t--i - Southern Railroad Building. The financial depression has not had a very decided effect on railroad construction in the south. The to tal number of miles of railway built in this section since the 1st of last January, 1893, is only fifty-seven miles less than was built during all of last year. The total new mileage in the south for this year, up to De cember 1, was 1,112 miles. Texas leads with 216 miles, Florida comes a close second with 208 t miles and Georgia is third with 171 miles. At lanta Journal ' j Senator Hoar as a Wit. : Senator Hoar has a rather droll wit andhas been known to say things upon occasion. Some one once asked him about a young man said to be from his city who was' just then oc cupying a prominent pew in the amen corner of 'the public press ihroughout the oountry. "Why, no," ! he can t be from I know about everybody 41 ... T Vn I V1 V.-. M bucici A lie t ci ucai v& iiiiii uvivto. As the other urged positively to' the contrary the old gentleman reflect ively admitted that "then he must purely national that of the identity of Man In the Iron Mask has most excited intelli gent curiosity. But at last the mys tery has bexm solved and all doubts set at rest by the patient investiga tions of Commandant Bazeries of the French army. While in garrison at Nantes II. Bazeries determined to decipher certain dispatches of Louis XTV. and his Minister Louvois ad dressed to Marshal De Catlnat, whose cipher system had never been unraveled, although many special ists had tried to master its secret. The explanation of the historical enigma of the Man in the Iron Mask is found In one of. these cipher ' dis patches of Louvois to De Catlnat. After much research and patient plodding investigation, M. Bazeries was enabled to decipher the dispatch which contains' the actual order from the king to imprison the Man with the Iron Mask. It is dated "Ver sailles, 8th July, 1C91," and consist of nothing but groups of figures. Vivien Labbe, SigrDe Bulonde was, then,- the "Man in the Iron Mask," who, having raised the siege of Coni against his orders and the king's pleasure, was condemned to imprisonment for life and to wear a mask when he quitted (he privacy of his cell. . i Bulonde, a lieutenant general of the king's armies; entered the army young and had a fairly brilliant mil itary career. During the war with Italy he was sent with M. Feu- quieres to Invest the town of Coni. Tbe first attack on this place proved a complete failure, and on the news of the arrival of reinforcements under Prince Eugene Bulonde was seized with panic; he raised the siege, abandoned his wounded, his artillery and the ammunition of war. This shameful retreat provoked Louis XIV. to such anger that nothing could assuage his wrath. Catlnat's official reply to the ex planation demanded by tbe king's minister arrived at Versailles on July 1, 1691, and on the 8th of that month, by the famous cipher mes sage, the extraordinary punishment of Bulonde was decreed. On July 15 he was imprisoned in the citadel of Pignerol, whence he wrote letters to the king and the minister trying to justify his action. His pleas were of little avail, and In a letter to Catlnat, dated August 7, the king con armed the sentence, and from that date nothing further was heard of M. de Bulonde. lhe unhappy general who bad re treated before Prince Eugene had henceforth ' to expiate his fa"ult in prison. For two years he remained in the fortress of Pignerol, whence. by Louis order, he was removed to the Isle Ste. Marguerite, Saint Mars, the governor of which was ordered by a celebrated dispatch to tell ab solutely nobody about 'the general he had received from PigneroL" In May, 1693, Saint Mars became gov ernor of the Bastille, and in Septem ber he arrived with his "old prisoner of Pignerol, who was always obliged to wear a mask of black velvet, and of whom no one has ever known his name or estate." Five years afterward, in Novem ber, 1703, the man with the mask died and was buried in the cemetery of St Paul under the name of March laly. This historic puzzle has then been spoiled in its dramatic mystery by M. Bazeries, and henceforth his tory will know M. de Bulonde as the legendary prisoner in lhe iron mask. St. James Budget. of trial and tribulation to the digni fled office of sexton and chief bell ringer of the white folks' church in the same town. He couldn't read. but his granddaughter Lucindy could, and be made her read to him every evening from the Good Book. He was finally brought before the Doara lor examination, which was conducted as follows: "Brer Tias, do you know the Bible?" "Yas, praise de Lawd." - "Brer Uas, do you believe it to be the word of God?! "Yas, dat I do, praise the Lawd. "Do you believe the parables?" "Dat I do,1 every wud ob dem par'bles is facs, sho nuff. Gospel troof." Do you know any of them well enough to repeat. Brer Xlas?" "Dat I do. I know dem alL bet dat one of Potlphar andJezebal is de truest an' mos' powerful one ob all Hit goes dis away. You see Pot lphar was a-ridln'down in his chary it rum Jerusalem into Jerico. . He drove ; long III bit when lone come JexebaL- bhe say Wite man, gimme a ride;' an' he done tuk her up behin'hlm in his chary I L An dey went crlong a 111 furder an' fell among tleves. An dey say: Trow down Jezebair , "An Potlphar he say: Xel him among you widout sin cas de f us' stone.? -i - But dey say all de louder: Trow down Jezebair An' finally he f rew down JexebaL But dey wan't satisfied, an' veil: rrow down Jezebair "An' he frew ber down ergala. An' den dey yell out: Trow her down some mo'.' And he frew her down seben times. But dey was dat mean dey warn't satisfied no how, an' dey kep a hollerin': Trow down . Jeze bair An' he frew her down seb'nty times seb'n. An ob de remains dev gaddered up seb'n basketsfuL" Washington Post. iluu ip 9 PowfelP ARgQlLTTEiy . PURE HOW T1IEV OUiUINATED. Bome cf the Q-eer Bxpreaelooa Now In Common Use. designed to interfere with the arbi trary government of James IL are spoken of "as such spokes in their chariot wheels that made them drivt much heavier." N. Y. Jouraal. SAFE FROM THIEVES.. Its Fate settle with the bum. I felt a kind : " ;; VTT . io! ! mJ lU"U- there, smoking 'is pipe quite uncon cerned like; he little knew what he was in for, an if he stopped under two days he's not only a tero, but ; Uhu Q atataa Nightmare Poetry. Dr. Smith, the man who wrote "My Country Tis of Thee," tells a story about an anthem which he composed in his sleep. He got up out of bed and wrote it down In the dark while it was fresh in his mem ory. In the morning he tried to re member it and could not. He looked for the paper on which he had writ ten it and found that the pencil he had used was a stub and that there was nothing but some few faint marks. So perished. Dr. Smith thinks, his greatest work. The composition of poetry and Tjrose while asleep is -cot. uncom mon. Many perfectly proved In stances are known where men have written stuff of -one kind or another while dreaming. A friend of mine. who was never guilty of writing poetry, had an experience of this 'kind tbe other night. He dreamed he was writing poems lor a maga zine and he wrote a quatrain which lingered In his memory long enough to enable him to. put it on paper after he had risen. This Is it: ramvoeom. . B soat to rtsoh Mf lavsl rf tM stars. Bat tailed. TbM straight he weat Amd dropped a nickel ta lbs slot sad (a" .. At painted Brmameat Leaving the fact that that is as good poetry as the run of magazine verse out of the question. It was rather a queer circumstance, wasn't it? Duffo'o Fr,r - A Friendly Tip. , Mistress I don't want you to have so much company. You have more callers in a day than I have in a week. . Domestic Well, mum, perhaps if you'd try to be a little more agree able you'd have as many friends as Uve.N. Y. Weekly. Costly Ring That Is Left to . . In Spain's Capital. A costly ring, -unguarded by police or other special protection, hangs suspended to a silken cord round the neck of a statue of the maid of Almadena, the patron saint of Mad rid, in one of the much frequented parks of the Spanish capital. It is set with valuable diamonds and pearls, says the Philadelphia Rec ord, but, notwithstanding, there is not the least danger of its . being stolen; the greatest thief in Spain would sooner steal tbe plate from his own mother's coffin than to even so much, as to touch the uncanny relics. ! Its history is curious and interest ing, being equal to anything related In mediaeval folklore. It was made in accordance with a special order from the late ! Alfonso XII., who gave It to his cousin, the beautiful Mercedes, on the day oKthelr .be trothaL She -wore it constantly during her short married life. Upon her death tbe king presented it to his grandmother, Queen Chris tina. She died soon after accept ing it, and the king then passed tbe deadly little jeweled band of gold to his sister. Infanta de Pilar." who died within a month after. - Again the accursed circlet started on Its deadly rounds, finding a place on the finger of Christina, daughter of the duke of Montpensler. In ess than one hundred days she, too, was dead. Alfonso then put the cursed jewel n his own casket oi precious relics, and lived less '.than a year after so doing. Is it any wonder that such a harbinger of death can safely hang on a statue In an unguarded square? DM4 m Pur VmST kMvMft ta Cars' Stra C4 ay CifS' "Tas. tfee CmJka- - CMtrtbvtlM. "Mad as a March hare" Vs another much-used phrase. The hare Is not reputed to be ferocious at any time. Those who hare given Information respecting tbe hare assert that in March the animal is particularly wild and sly. Consequently the phrase can have no meaning except as a sarcastic allusion to pne s lack of oourage and spirit. One often hears "He s as dead as a door-nail," yet it is probable that most of those who uso the phrase cannot tell why a door-nail should be deader than any other nail that is made of metaL It is explained, how ever, that the door-nail in earlier times was the plate on the door upon which the oid-xasblonea and now unused "knocker" struck to arouse the Inmates of the bouse. As the plate or nail was struck many more times than any other nail, it was assumed to be deader than nails struck only when driven Into wood. "I acknowledge the corn," mean ing to retract or take back, has a number of explanations", the. most plausible of which is that, lo 1S23, one Stewart, of Ohio, made a speech in congress in which he declared lhat "Ohio, Indiana and Kentucky sent their haystacks and cornfields to New York and Philadelphia for a market.- Wkkclllfe, of Kentucky, questioned the correctness of tbe statement "What do they send 7" asked Stewart. "Why, horses, mules, cattle and hogs." "What makes your horyes, mules, cattle and .hogs? continued the Ohio man; "you feed one hundred dollars' worth of hay to a horse; you just animate and get on top ot your hay stack and ride off to market. now is It with your cattle? You make one of them carry fifty dollars worth of hay and grass to the eastern market How much corn does It take at thirty-three cents a bushel to fatten a hog? Why. thirty A TWENTIETH Peris Is to CENTURY FAIR. Fair in A Girl's Disappointments. The girl with the inquiring mind says, In the Philadelphia Times, that she wishes some one would explain to her why it is That all the things that she likes to eat are bad for her complexion. and all tbe things she hates like oatmeal and rye bread are very-4 wholesome. That the lady who runs her board log house insists upon cooking eith er cabbage -or onions for dinner whenever she expects callers in the evening. lhat the only time she wants a drink of water is when the water ptps are frozen up. That nothing ever offends the ten men that she simply can't tolerate, while two hasty words4 or a silly little note will cause a most heart breaking quarrel with the one man that in rash moments she thinks she'd die for. That after she gets home from a party she thinks of hundreds of smart things that she might have said if she'd only bad her wits about her. ' That whenever she hears about a "wonderfully cheap sale" and rushes down town in the morning to bushels. Then you put thirty bush els in the shape of a bog and make walk off to the eastern market" 1 acknowledge the corn," shouted the Kentucky member. . . To take the cake" had its or- gia la the cake walk in which col ored couples participated, the prize being a cake. Hence, anyone who does a thing conspicuously well. or. sarcastically and more usually, one wha fails is said "to take the cake." "A little bird told me" is an al most universal' adage, based upon the Idea that this ubiquitous wan derer from the vantage of the upper air spies out all strange and secret things and tells them to those who can understand. Thus, in Ecclesi- as tea, x, 20: "Curse not the king. no, not In thy thought; and curse not the rich in thy bed chamber; for the bird of the air will carry thy voice, and that which hath .wings shall tell the matter." Let us return to our muttons," meaning let us return to the sub ject matter from which we have wan dered.' The phrase comes from an old French play, in which a draper who had been cheated by a lawyer of six ells of cloth appears in court to de fend a. shepherd who has stolen twenty-eight sheep of tbe draper. The pretense of the thieTlsh lawyer caused the draper to wander from tbe sheep thief to his swindling law yer, eonf using the two misdemeaa ors which caused the judge to fre quently exclaim: "Let us return to .our muttons" (sheep). "Not worth a tiakers damn" is really not profane in Itself, as the last word should be spelled without an "n." A tinker's dam is a wall of dough or day -raised around a spot which the plumber is repairing, just as he desires it, fixed with solder. The material. tan be used but once; consequently, after - being used, is worthless. Hence the force of the adage for a comparison of worthless things. "Everything is lovely and the goose hangs high" is a much-used expression, but why the banging of the goose high should have anything to do with making everything love ly is not dear, unless It is explained. Hangs is a ' misapprehension of the word "honks," the cry of the wild goose as It files. On clear days wild geese Cy high, hence they "honk" high. Consequently the adage means everything Is lovely and the weather is fair. 'Til put a spoke In his wheel" has very little ' meaning as the word spoke Is sow used, and, instead of Have Another iooa The site of the exposition of 1XK) has been definitely scIccUmL At tlx meeting of the sub-commit te es pecially appointed to settle thequrst tion. It was decided that the CLarap " de Mars, the Trocadero, tKo Esplanade- dos lava' ides, the Qha d'Orsay, the Palais de lladustrie and the surrounding ground should all be devoted to the great world's show that is to be held there at tbe close of the Century, and ttat the banks of the Seine should be further connected by a bridge to be con structed between tbe Pont de la Con corde and the Pont des Invaltdes. It is interesting to note, now that this problem has been solved, that all the members of the subcommit tee who attended the meeting wero In favor of this choice, M. .Berger, who was the sole absentee, U ing the only one who would have preferred Auteuil; yet, as a matter of fact, M. Bcrger's views were origin ally shared by meet of his col leagues. It was objected, however, that the distance from the center of the metropolis would ' bg too great, and the Parisian tradesmen, fearing that a smaller .number of visitors would thus beattracted to the city, also made their voices heard with good c fleet. One. by one "tbe sub committee were brought around to the opinion that the old site after all, the best, and the rvso'.u tlon at whifh th?y hare arrived completely settles tbe affair. One of the principal entrances to tbe exhibition will be on the Piaco de la Concorde, but the square it self will not be interfered with, nor, indeed, will any attempt be made to include such well-known establish ments as Ledoyen's restaurant and theca!e fhantant of the Horlogc, situated between the Plare de La Concorde and the Palais de 1'In Jus trie, within the boundaries of tho world's show. People hare been Inquiring with much curiosity whether the E:.JTel tower, which was the crowning fea ture of the exhibition of l-- U to be allowed to stand, as the archi tect of the city of Fafls Las .len In favor of its partial demolition. M. ickard, however, said that nothing had Tct been decided on tho subject London Tclrgraph. Queer Names for Streets. A woman lately returned from Brazil tells cf the curious nomen clature of the streets of Para. Thcjr are Biblical or commemorative of some event in the Brazilian history. It seemed to her quite - irreverent to be told that a desirable locality was "at the corner of St John the Bap-, tlst .and .St John the EraugrlUt streets." She went with h- uncle, who was on business, to dine at tho boese of a wealthy merchant Everything was very generous and lavish, in South American styl bet on leaving she was amazed to have her hospitable host say to ler: - "If you have, any washing, send it here." It is the custom there. It seems, for wealthy house-holds to take In laundry work as an rrnrJovment for their large retinue cf wrvants. "It did, however,- said the re lator. 'Vive me a turn at tbe end of s frrrr.i dinner rirty to tie asked .- ... ."t.- line"." iwu iu ui uivruiuK w k-I- - (V tV. w : take advantage of It she get. there I Tu. be told that "the last 7 .71 "r v "V just in time to one was sold not two minutes ago, lady." That this life is so full of disap pointments, anyway. . ' 'l ; . origin many years axra when wheels were solid except three boles to re J xelva a "spoke" or pin when going down hlH, which acted as a brake. In 1CS9. In a memorial, two maure . The Old Friend And the best friend, tLat never fails you, is Simmons Liver Kera la tor, (the Bed Zttafs what you hear at the mention cf tLis excellent Liver raediciae, and people should cot be persuaded that anything else will do. It is the King cf Liver Medi cines; is better than pills, and takes the place of'Quinino and Calomel. It acts directly on the Liver, Kidneys and Bowels and gives new lifo to the whole sys tem. Thi3 is the medicine you want Sold by all Druggists in Liquid, or in Powder to be taken dry or made into a tea. ; ee-srraiY ricKioriit J.U.ZJULUI k Wrkimmmtfr. . , r. . ..... . 1 0

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