POL* ^^1 ST' • caucus, 11 C 2nd Class Postage at Tryon. North Carolina 28782 and additional post offices. Postmaster: send address changes to The Tryon Dully Bulletin. PO. Dox 790, Tryon. N. C. 23782 THE WORLD’S SMALLEST DAILY NEWSPAPER Founded Jan. 31, 1928 by Seth M. Vining (Consolidated with the Polk County News 1955) Jeffrey A. Byrd, Editor and Publisher The Tryon Daily Bulletin (USPS 643-360) is published daily except Sal. and Sun. For S35 per year by the Tryon Daily Bulletin. Inc. 106 N. Trade St., P.O. Box 790, Tryon. N.C. 28782 The Tryon Daily Bulletin Phone 859-9151 Printed In ths THERMAL BELT ol Western North Carolina 36 Pages Today Vol. 65 - No. 45 The weather Wednesday, high 67, low 36, hum. 50percent. Have you ever noticed how once someone becomes famous everyone wants to know them. Take Susan Leonard of Tryon, for instance. Ted Tally wins an Oscar for best screenplay for his work on Silence of the Lambs, and she gets all excited like she knew him when and all. I mean, she's only his sister. Give me a break. The boys at the Associated Press even jumped on the band- wagon Wednesday releasing a story about how Tally is a "North Carolina native". They interviewed his aunt Lura Tally, a N.C. state senator from Cum berland, near Fayetteville. "He often visited here..." she said. Yeah, sure. Tally, 39, also received The Writers Guild of America's best screenplay award for Silence. Tally attended the North Carolina School of the Arts and the University of North Caro lina at Greensboro. He later graduated from Yale Drama School. He lives with his wife, Melinda, and son, Austin, in Buck's County, Pa. Oh, yeah. Now I remember him. We were sitting in the (Continued On Back Page) TRYON. N. C. 28782 M*A*S*H' On Stage Tonight In Tryon Tonight at 8 p.m. is the open ing night for M*A*S*H, the first production of the new Polk County High Drama Club. The play will be staged again on Saturday night at 8 p.m. Both performances will be in the auditorium at Tryon Ele mentary. Featuring an all-star cast of characters from the famous film and TV series based on the Korean conflict, the two-act play promises to be a sell-out, although tickets can still be purchased at the door. Seats are S3 for students and school per sonnel and $4 to the public. The part of "Henry Blake" is played by Chris Gibbs from Polk Central. "Hot Lips Houli han" is Tonya Sain, from Tryon High. "Duke Forrest" is played by Mike Barnes from Polk Central. And "Hawkeye Pierce" is Jesse McMahon, a high school student from ICC. The Shas been in rehearsal since i ary. Formed at the beginning of the 1991-92 school year, the Polk County High Drama Club meets once a month. Officers are: Chris Gibbs, President; Keshia Panis, Vice-President; Kelly Sparks, Secretary; and Rhonda Burnette, Treasurer. Faculty advisors are Angela Perry and Jennifer Bronzini. It is always the secure who are humble. —G.K. Chesterton FRIDAY, APRIL 3,1992 'Connie' Woodruff Woodruff Joins Steps To Hope Conyers "Connie" Woodruff, until recently Children Services Social Worker at the Polk County Department of Social Services, has joined the staff of Steps to Hope as Children's Program Coordinator, it has been announced by Rachel Ramsey, director. Ms. Woodruff, in her new position, assumes responsibility for developing and conducting new programs to meet the needs of children touched by family violence. In nearly six years with the DSS, she has worked closely with school guidance counselors and other faculty members, and that experience should be helpful in her new position. The Children's Program Coordinator position was made Eossible by grants from the I.C. Dept, of Human Resources (Continued On Back Page) 20t Per Copy’ Columbus' New Well Brought In A Gusher Crews for the Town of Columbus were looking for new water sources last spring, but they never expected to find a gusher. Treating water from the Pacolet is too expensive. Town Administrator Butch Smith said, and so the town was hoping to tap into ground- water. This week the tap they found went on line - a gusher. It all began last March when town workmen and private dril ling crews were out punching holes in the earth. They found 25 to 30 gallons per minute (g.p.m.) in one spot, 15 g.p.m. in another. No good, said Town Administrator Butch Smith. The town needed at least 100 g.p.m. to make it worth the investment. "Charlie Fcagan said he knew where water was," Smith said. The site Feagan knew was in a forested section near Feagan's The Woods subdivision. Feagan had a 100 g.p.m. well nearby, Smith said. Feagan brought out a dowsing rod, and traced out the water vein. "He came to a spot and said 'Right here! Not there. Not there. Here." Smith, a skeptic about dows ing, said he was amazed earlier in the search when the men gave him the dowsing rod to try. It did nothing, then inexplicably twisted in his grin when dowser Walter Stott touched his hands. With Stott's (Continued On Back Page)