TilOAIAS LOIUNG, Editor and Proprietar: TWO DOLLARS Per Annum, invariably in Advance. ' : - : " ' NO 18 yoh. 5. WILMINGTON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 9, 1852. ' -REMEMBER THE POOR. Ibe season of glooui has arrived, And winter is hard at the door ; . He whispers to all, "my power is revived," And tells us, "remember the po6r," The rich who with plenty are crowned, Who have an abundance in store. With liberal hands should be found. Dispensing relief to the por. 0, think of the widow in need, Whose heart has been reft to the core, And destined in siorrow to bleed, O, think, and '-remember the poor." Go visit the sick man in bed, Or look at the couch on the floor, His'wifo aijd his children no breadg And then you'll "remember the poor." i ' - I And when sitting around a good fire, You hear the cold winds as they roar, Just ask .if you've thought to inquire For those without wood that are poor. Misfortune has marked for her prey One-half of mankind, if not more; The rich and ths proud, and the gay, May yet become humbled and poor. Great riches will sometimes take wings, And leave us their loss to deploro, And unlooked for poverty stings The lordling who thus becomes poor. Let those who are happy to-day, And think that their troubles are o'er, Bo mindful, and never delay Relief to the needy and-poor. . ' . The widow and fatherless cry Tor help, and they've wants full a score : 0, let them not starve till they die,' : Tkey know what it is to be poor. It surely is blessed to give To those who are suiFering sore; More blessed than it was to receive; 0, then, do "remember the poor." Tjate.from the Sandwich' Islands. We have received, by the arrival of the ship F'.Mvius, dates from Honolulu to the 25th of October. King Kdmehameha had, by loyal proclamation, designated and rec ommended the 18th of December next to be kept s a day ot Thanksgiving ihroughout the. Islands. We extract the following items of interest from the Polynesian ol" Oct. 25th : Steam Navigation among the Islands. On the departure ol Capt. Howard fur San r " i L 111 I I' A ... I,.. ! rrancisco, on me -sou oi xiugusi, b anuci pated returning in 60 days with the first steamer, in fulfilment of his contract with the . Government. That period ha now elapsed, and the steamer is not forthcoming. This - " ilehty may have been occasioned by the long passage to the coast of the Catherine, which had not arrived on the 26th of September, having then been out 33 days, an unusually long run to San Francisco, i But although not yet arrived, the contract . ofCapt. Howard will not be vitiated for non execution until the 30th of November, by which' dav. if his steamer arrive in anv uort J 1 - , m in this kingdom, the contract will become rat ified, so far as the first stipulation is concern ed; otherwise it abrogates itself. The following resolution has been passed by the Parliament, and signed by the King : Beit resolved by the Nobles and Repre sentatives of the Hawaian Islands, in Leg- islcttive Council assembled: That in the sense of this House, the demands of France are'so clearly unjust, and contrary to the l;uva nf nnfinns and to IreatV : and th course pursued by her is so incompatible with the existence of a regular independent government in these Islands; if Prance should persist in such a course, it will the duty of the King to shiehl himself and his I government from insult and oppression, by ! placing this kingdom under the protection of p8ome friendly State, and that should such ' emergency be so urgent as not to admit of the Legislative Council being convened, it shall be left to his'Majesty by and with the advice of his Privy Council, tinder such emergency fo consult the honor and safety of his kingdom, according to his Majesty's best judgment, and' that whatever he may . bo do will be binding upon the nation. The Polynesian says that the Commis- . sioner of the U. States called officially at the Foreign office, on the 14th Oct., making known the views of his goverpment in re gard to the past, present and future posi tion of these Islands. The communication was of a nature tending to fcrtify the King in the permanent enjoyment of his sovereign right. ! Infidelity is the effusion of weak minds, nd the resource of guilty oues. Like the I desolating simoon of the desert, it withers ev I erything within its reach; and as soon as it has prostrated the morality- of the individual it iavades the civil rights of society. A RARE INSTANCE. ( The Worcester Palladium states that an only Bon, sole heir to a wealthy old lady, de ceased without a will, invited all her relatives to examine her papers, and finding among them a loose memoranda, showing that she had at some time contemplated making be- hucsis to several persons amounting to any thousand dollars, lie has determined to pay . . over to them that amount, which he might jast a? welt have kept in hh own hands. "MY j FORTUNE'S MADE " My young friend, Cora Lee, was a gay, dashing girl, fond of dress, and looking al ways as if. to use a common saying, just out f a band-box. Cora was a belle, of course, and had many admirers. Among the num ber of these, was a young man named Ed ward Douglass, who was the very 'pink" of neatness, in all matters pertaining to dress, and exceeding particular in his observance of the little proprieties of life, , , i f!j ' '. I saw, from the first, that if Douglass pres sed his suit,! Cora's heart would be" an easy conquest; and so it proved. "j , "How. admirably they are fitted for each other," I remarked to my husband on the night of the wedding. "Their tastes are similar, and their habits so much -alike1, that no violence will be done to the feelings of either, in llie more intimate associat;on3that marriage brings. Both are neat in person and orderly j by instinct; and both have good principles."! 'From al present appearances, the match will be a good one." replied ray husband! There was, I thought, something like '"reser vation in his tone. j 'Do you really think so ?" I said, a little ironically ; lor Mr. Smith's approval of the marriage was hardly warm enough to suit my fancy. ! ""Oh. certainly ! Why not ?" he replied., I felt a little fretted at my husband's mode of speaking; but made no further remark on the suhject. j He is never very enthusiastic nor sanguine ; and did not mean, in this in stance, to doubt the fitness of the parties for happiness in the marriage state, as1. 1 half imagined. For myself. I warmly approved my mend's choice, and called her husband a lucky man to secure for his companion through life, a woman so admirably fitted to make one like him happy. But a visit which I paid to Cora, one day, about six weeks afitr the houeyraoon had expired, lessened my enthusiasm on the subject, and awoke some unpleasant doubts. It happened that I called soon aftes breakfast. Cora met me in the parlor, looking like a very fright. She wore a soiled and rumpled morning wrap per; her hair was in papers; and she had on dirty stockings, and a pair of old slippers down at the heels, "Bless me. Cora I" said I. "Wfliat is the matter ? Have you been sick ?"j "No. Why do you ask ? Is my disha bille rather on the extreme ?" ' Candidly, I tiling it is, Cora?" ; was my frank answer. 'Oh, well ! No matter." she carelessly re plied, ''my fortune's made." 1 i 'I don't clearly understand you," said 1. "I'm married, you know." 'V"es; I itm aware of that fact.j" 'No need of being so particular in dress now 'Why not?" h. "Didn't I -just say ?' replied Cora. "My fortune's made. I've got a husban'd."! Beneath an ai ol jesting, was .apparent the real earnestness of my friend. "You dressed with a careful regard to taste and neatness in order to win Edward's Jove ?" said! I. ' Certainly I did." "And should you not do the same in ! order to retain it ?" ( ''Why Mrs. Smith I Do you think my husband's affection goes no deeper than my dress? I should be very sorry indeed to think that, j He loves me for myself. "No doubt of that in the world. Cora. But remember, thai he cannot see what is in your mind except by what you do or say. If he admires your taste, for instance, it is I not Irom an' abstract appreciation of it, hut be cause the taste manifests itself in what ou do. And. depend upon it,, he will find it a very hard matter to approve and admire your correct taste in dress, for instare'e, when you appear before him, day alter day, in your present unattractive attire. If you do not dress well for your husband's eyes, for whose eyes, pray, do you dress ? You are as neat; when abroad, aa you, were be fore your marriage." "As to that, Mrs. Smith, common decency requires me to drees well when I go upon the street, or into company; to say nothing of thet pride one naturally feels in looking well." j .' i j "And does not the same common decency and natural pride a'gue as strongly in favor of your dressing well at home, and for the eye ot your husband, whose approval and whose admiration must be dearer to you than the approval and admiration of the whole world ?" 1 "But he doesn't want to see me rigged out in silks and satins all the time. A pret ty bill my dress maker would have against him in that! event. Edward has morejsense than that, I flatter myself." ' I 'Street or ball-room attire is one thing. Coia: and becoming nome apparel is anoth er. Wejook for both in their place." Thus I argued with the thoughtlessyoung wife, but my words made no impression. When abroad, she dressed with exquisite taste, and was lovely to look upon; but at home she was careless and slovenly, and made it almost impossible for those who saw here to realize that she was the brilliant beauty they had met in company but a short time before.? But even this did no last long. I noticed, after a few rooms, that the habits of home were confirming themselves, and be coming apparent abroad. Her fortune was made, and whyshould she now waste time, or employ j her thoughts about matters of personal appearance? The habits of Mr. Douglass, on the con trary, did not change. He was as orderly as before; and dressed with the same regard to neatness. He (never appeared! at the breakfast table in the morning without be ing shaved ; nor dd he lounge about in the evening in his shirt sleeves." The slovenly habits into which Cora had fallen, annoyed him seriously , and still more so. when her carelessness about her appearance began! to manifest itself abroad as well as at home. When he hinted anything on the subject she did not hesitate to reply, m a jesting manner, that her fortune was made, and she need not trouble herself any longer about how she looked. Douglass did not feel very much compli mented ; but as he had his share of good sense, he saw that to assume a cold and of fended manner would do no good. "If your fortune is made, so is minej" he replied, on one occasion, quite coolly, and indifferently. Next morning" he made his appearance at the breakfast table with a beard of twenty hours7 growth. "You haven't shaved this morning, dear," said Cora, to whose eyes the dirty-looking face of her husband was particularly un pleasant. "No," he replied, carelessly. "It's a seri ous trouble to shave every day." j "But you look so much better With a cleanly shaved face.' 1 "Looks are nothing case and comfort is everything," said Douglass. "But common'decency. Edward." "1 see nothing indecent in a long beard '' replied the husband. Still Cora argued, but in vain. Her hus band went off to his business with his un shaven face. "I don't know whether to shave or not " said Douglass, next monifng, running over his rough face, upon which was a beard of forty eight hours' growth. His wife had hastily thrown on a wrapper, and. with slip shod feet, and head like a mop. was loung ing in a lanre rocking-chair awaiting 'the breakfast bell. "For mercy's sake. Edward. donTt go any longer with that shockingly dirty face." spoke up Cora. "If you' knew how dread fully you looked. "Looks are 'nothing,'" replied Edward stroking his beard. ! " Why, what's come over you all at once ?" "No'hing, only it's such a trouble to shave every day." ( "But you didn't shave yesterday." "I know ; I am just as well off to-day, as if I had. So much saved." But Cora urged the matter, and her hus band finally yielded, and mowed down the luxuriant growth of beard. 'How much better you do look !" said the young wife. "Now don't go another day without shaving." "But why should I take so much trouble about mere looks ? I'm just as good with a long beard as with ft short one. It's a great deal of trouble to shave every day. You can love me just, as well ; and why need I care about what others say or think ?" On the following morning. Douglass ap peared not only with a long beard but with a bosom and coHar that were both soiled and rumpled. "Why, Edward 1 How you do look !" said Cora. "You've neither shaved nor put on a clea i shirt." t 1 Edward stroked his face, and run his fin gers along theedgf3 of his collar, remarking indifferently, as he did so : 1 "It's no matter. I look well enough -This being so very particular ia dress, is waste of time ; and I'm getting tired of it." And in this trim Douglass went off to his business, much to the annoyance of his wife, who could not hear to see her husband looking so slovenly. Gradually the declension from neatness went on. until Edward was quite a match for his wife, and yet, strange to say, Cora had not taken the hint broad as it was. In her own person she was as untidy as ever. About six months alter their marriage, we invited a few friends to spend a social even ing with us, Cora and her husband ! among the number. Cora came alone, quiet early, and said that her husbadd was very much engaged, and couI- not come until after tea. My young friei d had not taken much pains with her attire. Indeed, her appearance mortified me. as it contracted so decidedly with that of the other ladies who were pres ent ; and T could not help suggesting to her that she was wrong in being so indifferenl ahout her dress. But she laughed to me "You know my fortune's made, now, Mrs. Smith. l ean afford to be negligent in these matters. It's a great waste of time to dress so much." , I tried to argue against this, but eould make no impression upon her. - About an hour after tea. and while we were all engaged in pleasant conversation, the door of the parlor opened,, and in walk ed Mr. Douglass. At first glance I thought I must be mistaken. But no. it was Edward himself. But what a figure he did cot! His uncombed hair was standing up. in stiff spikes, in a hundred different directions; his foee could not have (eh the touch of a razor for two or three days ; and he was guiltless ol clean linen for at least the same length of time. His vest was soiled; his boots un blacked; and there was an unmistakable hole in one of his elbows; "Why, Edward!" exclaimed his wife, with a tear of mortification and distress, as her husband came across the room, with a face in which no consciousness of the figure he cut could be detected. Why. my dear fellow ! What Is the mat- ter?" said my husband, frankly for he per ceived that the ladies- wrere- beginning to tit ter, and that the gentfemer were looking, at each oiher, and trying to repress their risible tendencies; and therefore deemed it best to throw off all reserve on the subject. "The matter? Nothing's the matter, I believe. Why do you ask 7" Douglass looked grave. - . "Well may he ask, what's the matter ?" broke in Cora, energetically. "How could you come here in such a plight "In such a plight TT Add Edward looked down at himself, felt his beard, and run his fingers through his hair. " What's the mat ter? Is any thing wrong ?" You look as it you'd just waked up from a nap of a week with your clothes on, and come off without washing your face or comb ing yeur hair," said my husband. liOh !" And Edward's countenance bright ened a little. Then he said with much grav ity of manner "I've been extremely hurried of late ; and only left my store a few minutes ago. I hardly thought it worth while to go home to dress up. I knew we were all friends here. Besides, as my fortune is made11 and he glanced with a look not to be mistaken, to wards his wife "I don't feel called, upon to give as much attention to mere dress as for metfy. Before I was married.! it was neces fary to be particular in these matters, but now its of no consequence." I turned toward Cora. Her face was like crimson. In a few moments she arose and went quickly from the room. I followed her, and Edward came after us, pretty sore. He found his wTife in tears, and sobbing almost hysterically. "I've got a carriage at the door," he said to me, aside, half laughiug, half serious. "So help her on with her things, and we'll re'ire in disorder." "Bat it's too bad in you, Mr. Douglass," replied I. "Forgive me for making your house the scene of this lesson to Cora," he whispered. "It had to be given, and I thought I could venture to trespass upon your forbearance." "I'll think about that," said I, in return. In a few minutes Cora and her husband retired, and in sprte of good breeding, and everything else, we all had a hearty laugh over the matter, on my return to the parlor, where I explained the curious little scene that had just occurred. How Cora and her husband settled the affair between themselves, I never inquired. But one thing is certain, I never saw her in a slovenly dress afterwards, at home or abroad, she1 was cured. Kossuth's Introduction to the President M. Kossuth addressed the President in the following terms: " Enlightened by the spirits of your coun try's institutions, when we succeeded to con solidate our natural and historical State's right of self government, by placing it upon the broad foundation of Democratic lib erty: "Inspired .by your history when we had to fight for independence against annihilafEon by centralized absolutism : "Consoled by your people's sympathy when a victim of Russian interference with the laws of nature and of natures's God . Protected in exile (by the Government of the United States, supporting the Sultan of of Turkey in his noble resolution to undergo the very danger of a war rather han leave unprotected the rights of humanity against Russo-Austrian despotism : ';Restored by the United States to life, because restored to freedom and by freedom to activity in behalf of those duties which, by my nation's unanimous confidence and sover eign will, devolved upon me : "Raised in the eyes of many oppressed na tions to the standing of a harbinger of hope, because the star spangled banner was seen casting protection around me, announcing to the world that there is a nation, alike pow erful as free, ready to protect the laws of nations, even 5n distant parts of the earth, and in the person of a poor exile : "Cheered by your people's sympathy, so as free men cheer not a mau whatever, but a principle; j 'I now bow before you, sir. in the proud position of your great nation's guest, gen erously welcomed by a resolution of the Congress of the United States, with equal gencrocityj approved and executed by your Excellency. "I beg leave to express my fervent thanks, in my name, and in the names of my associ ates, who. after havingshared my misfortune have now the reward to share the honor and the benefit which the great Republic of the Uutted States was pleased to bestow upon Hungary' by bestowing it upon its freely cho sen chief, when he became a persecuted vic tim of despotic violence. . I beg leave to express my fervent thanks in my country's name also, which amidst the sorrows of ite desolation, feels cheerd by your country's generosity, and looks with res solution to the impending future, because it is confident that the time draws near when the eternal code of the law of nations will become a reality- "President 11 stand before yTour Excellen cy a living protestation against the violence of foreign interference oppressing the sov- reign right of ; nations to regulate their own domestic concerns. "I stand before your excellency a living protestation against centralization oppress ing the State right of self government. ; "May I be allowed to take it for an augury of better times that, in 'landing on the happy shores-of this glorious Republic. I landed in a free and powerful country, whose honored Chief" Magistrate proclaims to the world that this country cannot remain indifferent when the strong arm of a foreign power is invoked to stifle- public sentiment, and repress the spirit of freedom in any country. ... j "I thank God that he deemed me not un worthy to act and to suffer for niy fatherlandJ 'I thank God that the fate of my country became so intimately connected wilh the fate of liberty and independence; of na:kna in Eu rope, as formerly it was intimately connected with the security of Christepdom. "I thank God that my eWntry's unmerited woe. and my personal sufferings, became an opportuity to seek a manifestation of the spir it and principles of your Republic. : "May God the Almighty bles3 you with a long life, that you may long:enjoy the happi ness to see your country great, glorious, and free, the corner stone of international justice. and the column of lreedom on the earth, as i ia already an asylum to the oppressed. "Sir, I pledge to your country the everlast ing gratitude of Hungary."! The Pkesident replied, briefly, toM. Koa th's address in substance as follows: "1 am happy. Governor Kossuth, to wel come you to this; land of freedonx;juid it gives me pleasure to congratulate; you upon your release from a long confinement in Turkey, and your safe arrival here. j As an individu al I sympathized deeply with you in your brave struggle lor the independence and free dom of your native land. : The Amerian people can never be indifferent to such a con test, but our policy as a nation in this respect has been unitorm froin the commencement of our government : and mv! own views, as the Chief Executive. .Magistrate of this na tion, are fully and freely expressed in my re cent message to Congress. to,whi?h on have been pleased to allude. They are the same whether speaking to Congress here, or to the nations of Europe. j "Should your country be restored to inde pendence and freedom ; I srjould then wish you as the greatest blessing you could en joy a restoration to your native land; but should that nevei happen, Ijcan only repeat my welcome to you and your companions here, and pray that God's blessing may rest upon you wherever your lot may be cast." M. Kossuth, and the President then en tered into a conversation in regard to the present condition of Hungary and the gene ral politics ol Europe; the interview bnng conducted with mutual cordlj ility and friend liness. At its clcse, M. Kossuth, with Mess rs. Shields and Seward, returned to-his ho tel. . - f- END OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. The celebrated lady Hamilton was distin guished above almost every other woman of her age for personal beauty. Her accom plishments vt;re scarcely inferior to her beau ty. She was skilled in music and paintings, she had exquisite, taste, and her features would express every emotion by turii. The only occasion on which Beckford of Fonthill Abbey threw open his splendid man sion to company, was when lady Hamilton along with Lord Nelson visijed it. All that wealth of the princely owner could furnish was provided to give splender to1 the scene. The grounds were illuminated by lamps and torches, and the interior of the apartments was a blaze of jeivelry and gold and silver Spiced wi6e, and confectionary in golden baskets, were handed round to the company. A numerous party was assembled, and lady Hamilton shone the envy of -them all. At tired in a rich costume she entered with a golden urn in her hands, arid received pome verses, which the company jicvas far too polite not to applaud, spoken as they were by one who had such influence over the hero of the hour. N6 one was there to tell that all this was deception that sin carried its own pun ishment with it, and that pleasure she was pursuing was a vain shadow. Thirteen years after the banquet at Font hill had taken place, a lady buying some meat for her dou. at a butcher' s stall in Ca lais, was thus accosted by the butchej-'s wife : "Ah. madam ! you seem to be a benevolent lady, and upstairs there is a poor Enslish woman who would be glad of the smallest piece ot meat which you are b iying lor your dog" A FIGHTING PRIMA DONNA. The Musical Times relates an anecdote of Alaberliniwho is giving concerts in Boston. It refers to an occasion when she interposed in Genoa to save an American in the streets from an attack of soldiers; 1 who were assail ing him with their bayonets lor passing the city gaits against rule.' Shielding the Amer ican (who wss a lieutenant of the U. S. ship Jamestown she wrefllcd from one of the soldiers his bayonet, and declared that if they killed him it " would be through her body ;" on which tirey cricid out "death to both." "Kill me il you will." she replied ; but aiming the gun which she had in her possession at the captain of the guards, cried out that "the first one who approached was a dead man." Upon which the captain, who began to think the affoir was getting serious, remarked, "well, Y wash my hands of it," arid disappeared All the officers of the American man-of-war, jthen in the har bor, called upon the fair heroine the third day after, ta thank her for the great kindness and courage which she had displayed, and great was their surprise to find she waa none otheY than M'lle Marie Marberlini, the celebrated vocalist, and most favorite pupil of the great master Rossini. , Serjeant Davy was once accused of hav ing disgraced the bar by taking silver from a client. "Ijtook silver." he replied, "be cause I could not tfet gold; (but I took every farthing she poor fellow "had in the world and I hope you don't call thai disgrachig the the profession. j Advice to thi ISloomtrs. ;When the Spartan youth complained to his mother that his sword was too short,' the heroicT matron answered, 'Add a step. When ladies, wha would be Bloomers, declaro . that petticoats are worn too long, laconit Puneh ayt 'Add r- - i -'..-.-'".'-- - .W'-W-,-,.. MtJ.WMIliafc-rt-t-..V-rW., .nuftj -'.-i "f-Y.f... . .-.u , . n...T . m. 1 ..-,, m . ...... - n p-.. , .... , A SERMON IN A BAR-ROOM; V We were among- the listeners to a sermon at such a place a few days ago. The prcai cher was a stout, rough-look rug" ma""fr,di somewhat the worra for his potations. Whildl he stood at the counter, a person entered the room, conversing aloud with his romp anion and swVaring most vehemently, and without any provocation. Our etout acquaintance was at the moment intent on extracting from his glass the undissolved sugar adhering tcV the bottom of it ; hearing the loud Volley of oaths, he put down his tumble wiped f his lins with his handkerchief, and, anproaehing the swearer, said ; t Look n-here. mister.' The stranger look ed, 'If I was to say purty hard things about tne oia genireman, your lamer, wum juiw you do 1 Wouldn't you smack me over? The stranger looked at him a moment end then said smilingly i 'I'm afraid I couldn't do that.' ' V 'Well.' said the first, 'I reckon you coord; nurtv easv. At all events, you'd sarve rou right if you would. But, old feMer you have just done more than that to me.' 4 have!' exclaimed tne stranger in sur prise. . Yes you have said the first, 4 hare come' here to get my bitters it may fcea leetle too often ;.and there's a good many things I do too often that I'd better not da at alL But there's one thing 1 don't do; and you'd bet tee leave it off. before you hurt any body else's feelings by it as you have done mfneK 4 7 What is it V exclaimed tno stranger in evident dismay. , . r 'Yon speak a certain name too freely,' said the first 'a name you and l nan netter noi peak, or only With our liatsotl raruonmer old feller I couldn't help telling you ol mis.' Thi'is snvinfT. the noor fellow walked otl, and the other followed him with his eyes for moment, when he turned round and re marked ! That's but an ignorant, poor fellow. I per- . t . 1 T ..U.1I li ceive ; but he nas taugnt me a icssou i uuLi , take care and not soon forgets A sin that brings no enjoyment u rather a Fosmg atlair. , simeiican lewgrufJH. A WIFE IN TROUBLE, "Pray tell me, my dear, what is the cause' of these tears?" "O what a disgrace I"! "What disgrace?" "Whv. I have opene 1 one of your letter supposing it was addressed to myself. Ccr- tainly it looke more hkc mrs. men iur, . '4s that all ? Whit harm can there he in 1 a wife's opening her husband's lettt m T' 'No harm in itscll. liut me conienis ; Such a disgrace '." "What ! has any one dared to write me a letter unfit to he read by my wile V7 Oh.no. It is couched in the most chase language. But the contents ?" J ' Here the wife buried her face in her hand kerchief, and commenced sobbing aloud when the husband eagerly caught up the letter and commenced reading the epis tle that had been the nveans of nearly break ing his wife's heart. It was a bill from-a. printer r nine years subscription. :- MR. AND MRS. SNIPPE. -Iley.hey, what's that 7 Where. nRor me to ask. are you going at this turns of night, Mr. Snippe?" cried a lady in notes of omnious sharpness. , '"Out!, responded Snippe, with a heart bro ken expression, like an afflicted mouse. "Out. indeed ! w her ers out. I'd like to know ; Where's out, that you prefer it to the comortable pleasures of your own fire side?" ( Out is no w4ierc in particular, but every where in general, to see what's going on.' Every body goes out after tea, Mrs. Snippe, they do." 'No. Mr. Snippe, every body don't ! Da I go out. Mr. Snippe without being able to say where I'm going to? No. Mr. Snippe, you are not going out to frolic and drink, and smoke, and riot round, upon my money. If you go out, I'll go out too. Give me that hat. Mr. Snippe, and do you sit down theie quietly. like a sober respectable man-" And Snippe did, ; EXTRAORDINARY SOPORIFIC. 'O dear, dear, dear! What shall I do Mra. Jenkins ?" asked atieart-st-ieken wifo of her friend the other day. "Here's ray popr husband with hia nerves all unstrung, a-wantin" sleep and cunt get if. He's laid awake for twenty-seven days, Mrs. Jenkins if he's laid awake arr hour-twenly-6even everlasting days and twenty-seven nights and can't get a wink. What shall I do to put him asleep?1''' . "Poor emanated crfttrrr T' exclaimed Mr Jenkins. "Poor soul ! I'm afeard you'll have to give hira up and let lnm go. Husbands roust diey vour know, Mrs. Hoggs. It ia or dered by naturY , "Eh I what's thatf I thought I heard him speak P" said Mrs-Mngs going towards the bed-room. The suffering man was turn ing over in bed. ;, -Molly V1 said he. feebly. ; "What, my dear?" ; ; ' v "Have you tried everything that will pat people to sleep ?" "Yes. my dear, the Lord know, arnd Mrs. Jenkins, too, Tve tried everything in this world that puts folks to sleep and it's r.o nsel" And the afflicted woman sobbed vio lently. .. .f ., 'Then, if T must, I must I' said Mr. Moggt. -. - - : I s uMust what?" asked his wife,, in terror. - "Must have ; Rev. Mr. Yawoey called;" gasped he. .- V" l; v 1 "Bles me ! b dying! cried t the two wo ixien. and in ten minutes Ihe clergyman wa