One Year, $1.60. NORTH-WESTERN NORTH CAROLINA WE IiABOR FOR ITS INTERESTS. x. . ... . t- i Six Months, $1.00. VOLUME IV. WINSTON. FORSYTH COUNTY, N- C, TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 1882. NUMBER 39. B ruausHKO bvcst 1 17ESDAV bt JAMES A. ROBINSON, Owner and Editor. Subscription Terns in advance: One copy, n yearf pottage paid) fx 50 Une copy, six mon tks. ......................... - X 00 One copy, three montKs .... ... 50 A crou mark on your paper indicates that your subscription has expired, or is due, and you are re spectfully solicited to renew or remit. Communications containing items of local sews ara respectfully solicited. The editor will not be held responsible for views en tertained and expressed by correspondents. Advertising rates made known upon application. Winston Cards, EUGENE E. GRAY, ATTOBNET-AT-LAW, WETSTOX, N. C. Omcs : Over Wachovia National Bank. aprsc ry W. T. VOGLER. Practical Watchmaker and Jeweler, Maim St., Opposite Mikch ants' Hotsl. WINSTON, N. G. Keeps constantly on hand Clorffs, Watches, Jew elry, and Silver-plated ware of ail kinds. SPECTACLES A SPECIALTY. Kepnlring of every description done promptly, and il ork warranted. jan 14-iy. C. DeJUSTO, kk and Hair Dresser, Liberty Street, East Bide, above t (Up Stairs J -Adjoining T.KA PER, Qffloe. WINSTON, N.C. Furnishes elegant appointments and first-class work. Always on hand the finest Hair Oils, Dyes, &c Sole manufacturer of "Caroum," s perfect Hair Dressing Restorative and Dandruff k-radicator. 2 3 SP CKHTRjlL HOTEL, GREENSBORO, N. C. W. PaYIOB, Jr., Proprietor, TEEMS, 11.60 PER DAT. A. pleasant home for the -weary traveler. Fare first-class. Cooking superior. Room well ventilated. Beds and bedding clean and comfortable. Strict attention to the wants of truest. Act wisely and AL WAYS STOP AT THE .CENTRAL. Mar. 28-tf. DR. V. 0. THOMPSON, Wholesale mad RttaH DRUGGIST, Winston, 2f. C., Mae e' in store a well selected stock s Drugs, Medicines, Patent Medicines, Perfumery, Fancy Goods, Mineral Waters, Cigars, sBmoking and Chewing Tobacco, Paints, Oils, , Dye Stuffs, "Will to Lead, Putty, Machine am Tanners' Oil, png-M ci Amntai PotmErj. ToM articles, Tooti Brnsia, Sucnit, to which he myites the town and country Merchants. , Physicians will find in his store all the popular propriety articles of . the day, such as "LIXIRSt SYRTJPS, WINES, SUGAR COATED PILLS, GRANULES, SOLID AND FLUID EX TRACTS, MEDICATED PLASTERS AND OINTMENTS. Bnrgical Instruments ordered at manufac turers' prices.' . LOOK KEBBI If you want Law Blanks. If you want Ball Tickets. If you want Programmes, If you want Letter Heads, If you want Bottle Labels, If you want Auction Bills, If you want Calling Cards, . If you want Address Cards. If you want Check Books, . If you want Shipping Tags, If you want Business Cards.' If you want Caution Notices, v If you want Wedding Cards, . : ; If you want Invitation Cards. If you want Business Circulars. If you want Job Printing of an y description, done hi a most satis factory manner, you " satisfy your wants by calling at or addressing the Lxaokk eftioe, Winston, N. C 5 E 2 St. gag- n s g iH O F 4 S r to ca S AT ZTKX1SQ. Vpon the bills tbe subset glories lie. fbe amaranth, tbe crimson and tbe gold, Beside tbe alnnoos brook that ripples by. Tbe dark, deep ferns their feathery grace unfold. t t - Tne little yellow blossom of the field. That sbone a Jewel In tbe splendid day, Holds one small dewdrop In lis bosom sealed. And by to-morrow will have passed away. The Tillage windows ' gleam with gorgeous light, t " i And In the east a purple elond hangs low. A few brown birds slhg out their hyson to. hight, ; J On, shadowy boughs then spread their wings and go. J , ," ". Along the road the men that sow and reap With heavy footsteps stir the whitened dast, ; J . And up the sky Illimitable steep The moon climbs slowly to her sacred trust. Oh, grand. strange LI to be a light to those Who lie all night, impatient for the morn, When the fresh fragrance rises from the rose. And the sweet des begems the sharpest thorn. The stars, those aleepl eyes, peer through. the chinks, That line the shron lng darkness of night's walla, Each thirsty flower li 1 draught of dampness i drinks, And here and thei a perfumed petal nuis. Then from the East a salty breath comes up. To cool tbe heated bosom of Ihe world, It lays its Up upon tne lily's cup. Whose white, soft ledge Its kuas leaves all em pearled. And upward, to tbe splendor ot the stars. Tbe fragrant moisture rises like a Tall, Night shuts Its gate 1 and drops the heavy bars, ' And somewhere morning waits, supreme and pale. Getting into Society. tell you, Jack, the farm is not your vocation. I become more and more convinced of the fact every day and lass contented with the life we are leading." Breakfast was oyer and we stood on. J the farm house portico, arm in arm. On the sill of the door sat baby scream ing with delight, jas she fed a pair of pet pigeons from her dimpled hands. Our breakfast had been a delicious one-coffee clear as amber, bread like snow, and steak done to a turn. All about us was a green tangle of sweet briar and wild honeysuckle, the sun was just rising above the moun tain peaks and thf morning air was sweet and fresh anjd filled with exqui site woodland odors, and musical with the songs of birds. I j We cculd catch a glimpse of the barn and poultry yards from where we stood, and hear the plaintive lowing) of the kine and dream-like tinkle pf their bells. x ieii a vague son or conviction mat, Jack had but littlf sympathy with my spirit of discontent, yet I was deter mined to carry my point, if possible. "You are dissatisfied with your lot I see that plainly Nell," said Jack, a trifle sadly. t "Oh, nonsense ! ' I put in, "not with my lot nor with you, only with the farm, Jack, I'm tired to death with this prosy, hum-d rum life, and I hate to see you delvinj ; and toiling like a slave from one year's end to anotber. You were born fojr something better, Jack something grander and nobler. Fancy a man of your abilities growing grain and digging potatoes and raising stock to his life's end." "But, my dear!" suggested Jack, "we must live and have bread and but ter." ' "To be rare, Jack, but why not earn it in a more genteel fashion ?" "Honest labor : always genteel." "Oh, pshaw I yc u don't understand me. Jack. I me an tnat you nave capacities for son e thing better. You only cling to the your father, whei old farm to please you could do a hun se where. And, be- dred fold better sides, where is ur society In this place. Jack ? W at c nances are there for our children as they gro f up?" Jack laughed as he glanced down at baby who was struggling furiously to get a pigeon's head in her mouth. "Ah, Nell, thajt is looking so far ahead," he said, ,kand you forget that I have lived here 'all my life." "Oh, no, I donjt forget. And what have you done, jck T" . "Led an upright life and married you in the end. "J 1 . "But you didn't pick me up among the clover blossom, Jack.don't forget that. You founjl me In town, and Jack, dear, I am anxious to get baot to my native element, I'm tired of this. You can get oh e rer so nicely in town Jack; and then we can get into so ciety." j "I'm not over i and of society, NelL" . "Oh, but you si tould be for my sake, Jack; I'm fond of it. I hate to live like a hermlu VV tiy, Jack, if we dtsire to give a little party to-morrow we could not for lac i of guests." "Dear me, Nel 1, why I could mus ter scores." "Of a certain i tort, yes, but I don't want them, . Jac e. I'm a little pecu liar in my notioi s. I want no society but the best ; the the sort of socle y one gets In town." , "Fashionable society, Nell." "Well, then, why not ? You nave mean, Jack, and I flatter myself that we are fitted to move in any circles. Why should we bury ourselves in this wilderness.') ! "Our means are not inexhaustible." "I'm aware of that, Jack, but we have enough for a start and Vanbor ough offers you a place In the bank." "At a Limited kalary.M - iOh, yes; but you can work your way up, Jack j iright to the topmost round of the ladder. Do let's go, Jack ! I've Lived here to please you ever si nee our marriage; I think yu can afford to please me a little now.! 'Jack sighed as he looked out upon his ripening grainfields,' but he drew me dose to his haart and kissed me. "That's true .' he said, "you can't be expected to bare for the farm as I do, NelL I promised to make yon happy when you consented to be my wife, and I'll try to keep my word. You shall have it all your own way, NelL" ' - - J The continuous dropping of water wears away the solid stone. I had conquered my husband at last, and the desire of my heart was about to be accomplished. When Jack once made up his mind to do a thing he did it with all his might. The matter was soon settled Cherry Kill, as we called the farm, was sold at a great sacrifice, and one sunny morning we turned our backs upon the breesy mountain summits and golden grain fields, and Journeyed cityward.- ' r "Im afraid you've made a big mis take,", said Jack's father, as he bade us good-bye ; "you'd better have stuck to the old farm. You remember the old saying about rolling stones." "I don't believe in old sayings, sir," I answered, loftily, "I think I can ap preciate my husband's abilities better than any one else can." "All right, I hope you won't find yourself mistaken, my dear.:. Good bye to both of you. Whatever you do, care well for the little one. I'm afraid she won't like the change. If you hap pen to tire of town and fashion, don't forget that a welcome always awaits you at home." - T Jack's heart was too full for utter "Thank you, sir," I said, "but we shall not get tired." ; ' -Our new home in I'enryth was a stylish residence in a fashionable block. We established ourselves in the princi pal hotel, and then set about the task of furnishing the house. . "My dear child," said Mrs. Vanbor- oarb, the bankei's wife, dropping in for an early call, "don't dream of such a thing as ingrain carpet. Get Brus sels. You'll find it much cheaper in the end, and besides it is so much more stylish." we Darkened to our friend's advice, and laid our rooms with Brussels, and the cost ran up into the hundreds. Then furniture was got to match, Mrs. Vanborough and several other friends aiding us in oar selection, and all sorts of pretty, costly brlo-a brae, and real lace curtains, and a new cottage piano. My old Instrument was too plain and clumsy for us now. There is a curious sort of excitement in spending money, which seems to drive the most sober and eoonomlz'ng people desperate when they once set at it. Jack had been one of the most careful of men, counting the cost of everything as he went, and saving every stray penny. Once into the vortex of city life, his prudence was speedily changed into a sort of recklessness. : He actually seemed to delight in seeing his money go. "We've get snug quarters here, Nell, by George! No one in town can outshine us, not even Vanborough himself. It has lightened our purse a good deal, I'll admit, but what good comes of . having mot ey - if you can't enjoy it?? ; ; "We must try and save a little now, Jack, since we are . fixed so nicely," said I. " ',' , "Pshaw, child I Who ever heard of a banker's clerk saving anything ? If we make both ends meet, it will be more than I look for.'.' , "My dear, I suppose you want to give some sort of a party now. It is customary you know, ; I'll help you to order your refreshments, and Cece lia will write out your invitations for you." .'' -. I mentioned the matter to Jack, and he entered in.o the spirit of the affJr with great excitement. :. .' . ,' .. "To be sure, little wife, have a party by ail means. Don't spare expense either, my dear. And I shall take it upon myself to order your costume. I want you to look as grand as a little empress." "But, Jack, we are spending a great deal of money." ! ' . ' ''"Oh, well, never mind. It will go anyhow. You've always wanted, to get into good society, Nell, and you are fairly in it now. Let's make the most of it while we've got it." My heart ached a little, and in the midst of all the flare and flutter of preparation I was conscious of a vague feeling of regret whenever I recall the quiet months pf my early wifehood, spent at Cherry HilL With the fool ish inconsistency of my sex, I sat down and cried over the consumma tion of the very hopes which I had cherished so long. But, despite my tears, our reception went on,' and it turned out to be a great success. . "B George," said Jack, "thl sort of thing is Jollier than the old farm, I see now, little wife, that you are right, always righL" The winter that followed was ex ceedingly gay. We were invited everywhere and our house was con stantly filled with guests. Balls, toi rees, kettle-drums and ; the opera seemed to engross every hour. When spring came our last surplus dollar had been expended, and we were solely dependent on Jack's monthly salary.- " X ' - The warm weather came on and the baby soon fell ill. I hoped day by day .tnat Jack would say something about going back to his father's for the sum mer, but he did not even hint at such a thing. ; - Our fashionable friends fluttered off like summer swallows and: we were left almost alone. " ' "Couldn't you manage to make a little trip to the seashore, my dear ?" Mrs. Vanborough had suggested, and Jark caught st the Idea with eager, ness. "We might, Nell, I think we can. Ill try and borrow a few hundred somewhere." "Oh, Jack, no, no," I sobbed out in my remorse and despair. "I won't go to the seashore. You see how ill baby is. Oh , Jack, ask your father to let us return home." I said no more. The long bright burning days wore oh, and our bills ran up higher and higher, and the baby's little breath seemed to grow f weaker and weaker, and poor Jack himself began to look dreadfully worn And one afternoon he was sent home in a carriage, quite unconscious, stricken down with a sudden fever. I put my pride aside then and wrote a letter to Jack's father. "Jack and baby are both ill," said, "and we are sick and tired of this life. Pray forgive us, and let us come home." The very next day the dear old gen tleman arrived, but the bailiffs and officers of the law were before him. The rumor that we intended to leave town had got out and our creditors rushed in anxious to secure the lion's share of our effects. The Brussels carpets, the handsome furniture and costly bric-a-brac, all went under the hammer at a disastrously low figure. "Never mind," said my father-In law, not a shadow of reproach on his kind old face, "let them squabble over it if they will. "We must get our sick ones homes." So we got Jack Into the carriage, and with his poor hot head upon my knee, and baby in my arms, I turned my back upon the scene of my short lived triumph. " We are going back to Cherry Hill," said the old gentleman, as id the dusk of the golden day we drove through the dewey stillness of the mountain ravine. "The old home has been waiting for you all t hese months. I was pretty sure you'd come back." The door stood wide open. We car ried poor Jack in and laid him down in the broad breezy room that had been our bridal chamber. . He opened his eyes and drew a deep quivering breath, as the mountain breeze touched his throbbing head. "Nell, where are you?" he said, surely this must be my home." "I am here, Jack," I answered through my tears, "and this is home, dear old Cherry Hill." "Thank Goi!" he murmured and fell back on the pillows and I saw great tears trickling slowly from be neath his closed eyelids. I rose softly, and fell on my knees beside Jack's low pillow. 'Oh, Jack," I sobbed, "I have been sS wicked. Forgive me, Jack, forgive ne, I am so glad to be at borne again." Vnn rllrln't moon If TuV T whlo. pered. ''You only pretended to enjoy it, all to please me." He smiled at me with his grave, fond eyes. "And, oh. Jack, our money is all gone and" He silenced me with a kiss. "No matter, little woman; the lesson we have learned has been cheaply bought. We shall not care to leave the safe old mountain nest in search of fashion and society again." I could not answer. Winning the Race with an In-, ferior Horse. The writer met the jockey of Ruth erford while dining at the Winter Palace in Bt. Petersburg a short' time after that huge sporting wrangle, and, in the course of a conversation on turf matter, the astute prodder of horse flesh said, with a childlike and ingen uous smile: . "Would you like to. know tbe dead inside fjts as to how that race was won ?" "Why, you rode the best horse, didn't you?" we asked. "Not a bit of It," replied tbe jockey, with a grin. "The fact was chat Ruth erford was :only about the fourth choice, and was not rated at more than eighth or ninth in the pools. True Blue, Katy Pease and Thad Stevens all had the call over Ruthy. Butic happened that my horse was a 'bolter,' aDd to steady him and prevent his flying the track I put blinders and goggles on him. You noticed them, 1 suppose?" "Taere were two horses rigged that way," we replied. "Exactly; Stevens was a nervous critter also, and as soon as his trainer saw how the goggles steadied my horse he put 'em on Thad too. The day be fore the race a big idea occurred to me. I got a couple of pairs of magnifying lenses and quietly put 'em in place of the plain glasses in the goggles of both horses. Catch on to the idea ?" "Well partly." "The only difference was that in Stevens' bridles I fastened the glasses with the bulge inside, so as to make them diminishing glasses, don't you see?" "Like looking through the wrong end of an opera glass, eh ?" "Exactly. The result was that, while Rutherford was encouraged all the way by the coarse seeming only a couple of hundred yards long, the quarter flags appeared tea miles apart to Stevens. You see, a horse can be discouraged as well as a man." "Great scheme, that." "Well, I should smile. Ruthy though the was in for a little quarter race, and it kept up his heart, so that when he had nearly done the last mile and swung into the homestretch, and I called on him to let out his last link, he thought the ' Judges' stand was right under his nose, so he came home like an express train on a down grade; but,' Stevens, who thought he had about fifteen miles farther to go, went all to pieces, as you remember, and almost lay down on the track, he was so mentally caved in, as it were." Congenial Friends. A Shart Story With a Xeral Simpkins had been out over night at a little party, and this morning did not feel exactly up to the store. Per ceiving a tendency in the wife of his bosom to be huffy about the ten o'clock Dreakfast, and ostentatious in her man ner of displaying the holes in the heels of the children's stockings, he took his hat and went uo to "Malinda's." Malinda is one of those blessed spirits who make tolerable the thorny track of life to the men whose tender natures suffer from the coldness and unoon genlallty of their sp mses. ; ! "Ah, Jaggars, you're a man to be envied, your wife is one in a thou sand." - Jaggars, who was down on his knees hunting the baby's stockings out of the pile of dirty clothes in the bot tom of. the china closet, assented blandly. "Things are as bad as ever up at your house, I suppose, George ?" said Malinda, pausing in her per deal of the afflictions of Alticidora Multiflora, or The Bold Buccaneers of Bussora ' "Worse," groaned George, "they're beastly, they're ferocious, they're hor rid ; that woman has no more concep tions of the art of amusing or enter talning a woman thn a a, Ichthyo saurus." "It's plain to be seen," responded Malinda, soothingly, ''that if you ever do enjoy you-elf it will have to be away from her." The entrance of Mrs. Simpkins. who came over to borrow some yeast cakes, interrupted the seance, and Simpkins, deprived of his opportunity to bask In the sunshine of sympathy, went off' to the store. That night when Simpkins entered his parlor he started back in norror. A. cold sweat broae out . on his marble brow, and his slim shanks trembled beneath him. . Had pademo nium broken loose, or was he bewitch ed. He backed helplessly out of the hall and looked at the number 242. All right. He must be sick, and this sight which met his eyes was the phantasmagoria of a violent fever. The neat Brussels carpet, the pictures, the statuettes, the piano, where were they? This was what he saw: A sanded floor, two deal tables, three eucher decks, a checker board, a billiard table, lemons, sugar, and a demijohn, flanked with tall glasses, and Pickens, and Bostwick, and Warren, and Wilson, and saints above, it was the pretty bar maid from the " Cove's Retreat, or the Sailor's Delight," up street. ''Come in, come in I said Pitkins, waving his hand hospitably, " free blow, won't cost you nothln'." "Jolly feller, Simpklns's wife," said Bostwick, approvingly, "love her like a brother a'ready ; no, like a sister, I mean ; no, that ain't it either ; hang it what is it I do mean, anyhow ?" "Have some tonic, ol' feller?" hic coughed Warren , "you're welcome to an'thlng thre's ; no stinginess 'round here." "Wish you well," said Wilson, bow ing with immense gravity ; "wish you well, friend, whoever you ar? ; no mat ter what's your 'ligion or politics, I wish you well." The pretty bar-maid smiled malic iously; she had Mrs. Simpkins best lace tie in her pocket. " No need to go out In the cold to seek congenial society now, Mr. Simp kins, you've got the spice of life at home." : It took two policemen three hours to clear that house, and cost twenty five dollars to get the tobacco spit cleaned up from the floor and repaper the walls, and it was half-past eleven before Mr?. Simpkins could remove from the door of her room the bureau, the baby's crib, the coal scuttle, and the slop jar, with which she had barri caded herself and her precious darlings from the congenial iriends of the part ner of her bosom. 4 ' When the beys in Ibe streets shout "congenial spirits" after Simpkins now it makes him mad. Mrs. Browning's Marriage. "Lady Geraldine's CourthIp" was written in twelve days by the invalid. : It contained several allusions to liv ing poets; ahd among others, to Mr. Robert Browning, whose "Bells and Pomegranates" was referred to in these lines: Or from Browning some "Pomegranates' which. If cut deeply down the middle. Show a heart within blood-Unetnred of a veined humanity. Pleased with this compliment, the poet called upon El;xbeth Barrett, in order to have an opportunity of thank ing her personally. Fate oftentimes takes tbe shape of accident. The-poef ess was never at home save to a few intimate friends, and a new servant, who opened the door for Mr. Brown ing, mistaking him for one of these, unhesitatingly ushered him into the invalid's room, -where they met for the first time. Previously, when she had finished that magnificent poem, "The Dead Pan," which teach e us strange mysteries of melodies, and flows fervent, free and pure, Like a great crystal stream down the swift sweet current of sound into the vast voiceiul sea of profound thought, Eliz abeth Barrett sent the manuscript to a friend, in order to have his criticism, who in turn showed it to Robert Browning. The poet was much im pressed by it, and wrote a letter to his friend full of enthusiastic appreciation which found its way into Elizabeth Barrett's hands. This incident no doubt paved the way to a friendship between them which afterward result ed in one of the happiest of unions. This part of her life's story reads more like fiction than fact, but fiction were colorless beside Mich reality. Mr. Barrett refused his consent to his daughter's marriage. She was his favorite, the object of his pride as well as his leve ; he it was who helped to form her mind, and store it with the riches it contained ; he . could not en dure the Id a of a severance. Alto gether the idea of her union was pain ful to him, and from the day of her marriage to the end of her life he re fused to be reconciled, to her, notwith standing her appeals to his affection. However, she now loved in her thlr-ty-niuth year, and for" the first time, and for a conception of the great depth and sublime fervor of this new affec tion which brake over her still life, and suddenly woke her to a nobler conception of humanity, to a clearer vision of that subtle soul-power which binds heart to heart, we have only to turn to those most glorious "Sonnets from the Portuguese." In these we see and feel that her heart has over flown from very force of its happiness, and has broken out In rapturous songs whi'h chain as with the unbreakable and unbroken spell of deepest har mony, tremulous with all the glow and fire of ardent and pure affection, f, eeh as morning, Bublime and sweet as the direct aspirations of a mind rapt and overwhelmed by the first eestdsy of virgin leve, ahd full of a music never before equalled, never since exeelled. Perhaps there are no two lines in the English or any other language which with such simplicity and force express so much as these : I yield tbe grave for thy a Iceland exchange My near sweet view of heaven for earth with thee. And they help to show us and make us comprehend, as far as we are capa ble, .the new spirit which awoke iu her. Two years after her Interview with Mr. Browning, Elizabeth Barret. wu literally assisted from her couch and married to the poet, and iminedia ately after tbe ceremony they depart ed for Italy. "Our plans were made up at the last, and in the utmost haste and agitation, precipitated beyond all intention," she writes to a friend ; and further adds: "Perhaps it bas struck you that a woman might act more generously than to repay a generous attachment with such a questionable gift and possible burden as that of un certain health and bnen spirits; to which I can only say that I have been overcome in generosity as In all else, theugh not without a long struggle in this specific case ; also there was the experience thit all my maladies come from without, and the hope that, if unprovoked by English winters, they would cease to come at alL The mild ness of the last exceptional winter has left me to hope everything from Italy ; so you see how it ail ended." Domestic Economy. To;Preserve Egos, says an ex change, dip them for eight or ten sec onds in boiling waters. This is better than mo? t of the preservatives given in the papers. ' Hebb Sauce. Parboil ot par ley, mint, and fennel, a small bunch of each; mince, and mix them with melted butter; add a little salt and lemon-juice, and serve q i'te hot. French Hebb Broth. Boll a quart of water, and when boiling, put about forty leaves of sorrel, a cabbage, lettuce, and ten sprigs of chervil, hav ing previously washed these vege tables ; add a teaspoonful of salt and half an ounce of freeh butter; cover the saucepan close, and let the whole simmer a few minutes ; then psss the liquor through a sieve or colander, and drink it when cold This is a favorite beverage in Fiance, especially in spring. Fried Herbs. Ciean and dry a good quantity of spinach leaves, two large handsful of parsley, and a hand ful of green onions. Chop tbe parsley and onions, and sprinkle them among the spinach. Set them all en to stew, with some salt, and a bit of butter, the size of a walnut ; shake the pan when it begins to grow warm, and let ft be closely covered over a close stove till done enough. Bessie's Bread Pudding. Soak about a pound, oi a pint, of dry bread in water. When softened add enough milk to make it thin enough to pour ; add three or four eggs, as you happen to have them ; grate nutmeg on the top, and bake. Do not sweeten, but make a niee sauce to pour over it when dished. Take a tablespoonful of flour, the same of butter, half cup of sugar ; melt and work smoothly ; dd water sufficient to thin it ssyou like it ; add flavoring to suit. Brisket of Beep with Beets Choose four pounds of the brisket of corned beef, net too fat, wash it in cold water, eut out any bone which may be in it, taking care to cut from the inside so as to leave the outer sur face of the meat intact, roll it tightly and tie In compactly ; pat It over the fire in sufficient cold water to cover it, add a teaspoonful of pepper-corns or a small red or green pepper and boil it very slowly for two hours, replacing with cold water that which evaporates so that the beef is kept covered with water ; after the beef has been placed on the fire, wash six medium-sized beets in plenty of cold water, taxing care not to break the skin, and leav ing on the i oots and about two inches of the leafstalks; put them over the fire in a large pet or saucepsn half-fall of boiling water, and boil them until they are tender, which will be in about an hour and a half ; then take them out of the boiling water. for a few minutes until they can be han dled : slice them, beat them quickly with a saltspeonful of salt, quarter of a saltspoonful of pepper, a tables poon ful of batter, and a gill of vinegar, taking care not to break the slices. When the beef is done remove the strings from it and serve It on a large platter with the beets placed around it, Fishes that Groan and Cry. Berne of tks Strange Sounds Xaie y Ylaiy Deaissns ef tas Deep. "Yes," he continued, in reply to a question, "we often see finback whales up here, and there's one curious thing about em, and that is their talkin'. So aintit, Aleck?" "Bar tin, sartin," came from the cor ner. "I know that some fishes make noises, whether they talk or not," the writer replied ; "but what sort of noises rln nrrtalaa mak-af" "-wen," continued tne old man, "you've hesum the noise a ben niaken on a hot day when she's fed up and got a nest started on the sly. It haint a cluck nor a cackle, but it's a kind 6' conscience-free song. Wall, a whale makes that same kind of a noise when she's got her kind, alongside, only it's mueh louder. Now, blackfish, when they're a-runnin', make a noise that sounds Jest like a groan, and you'll see the dam a-runnlu about the calves and try In' to care for 'em jest like a cow, all the time a-makin groans, and the young ones a squealin jest the same as a pig." Being pressed for his opinion as to whether fish talk or not, the writer who had made a study of natural his tory, was able to gratify the old fisher man with the statement that he was correct as to their making a noise As early as Aristotle's time the voice of the fish had been recorded as an exist ing fact, and the choiros, common in the River Clitor, was famous for Its vocal sounds. Sir Emerson Tennent was so fortunate as to hear the sounds made by fish directly from, the water. It was during a visit to Battacaola. on the northern coast of Ceylon. Drifting upon the lake one calm even ing, he heard curious musical trills ahd notes, varying in tone and Inten sity, coming up from tbe bottom. Some appeared like the sounds ob tained by rubbing the rim of a wine glass ; while others were distant and sharp, coming Is quick succession and ending in a prolonged note. The noise mads by the great reddish hogfish of the Gulf has often been heard by the j writer. They make a curious roaring I or grunting sound. According to some who claim to have beard It, the eel produces the most musical sound of all fishes. It makes a single intona tion, often repeated, which has a de cided metallic resonance. The Em peror Augustus firmly believed that eels or murrays could talk, and pre tended to understand their language. Probably the loudest sounds are made by the drum or pigflsh of the Jersey coast. When being hauled in they make such a noise that it can be heard quite a distance, and it is easily con torted into appeals and lamentations by an excited imagination. The mat ter has been investigated by Professor Balrd, of the Smithsonian Institution, and he Is of the opinion that the sounds come from the belly of the fish. The malgre a European fish makes a remarkable coning noise, accompanied by a croak or groan. The most active noise maker was a fish (Haemulon) found in Southern waters. It was a yellow and mottled fellow, with mild, intelligent eyes and.large mouth, and on one occasion when one was hauled up it Immediately began such a series of groans and grunts, ending finally in shrieks, tbat the sympathetic captor tossed it back Into tne water. A vari ety of the malgre in 8uth America makes a noise resembling a bell. Sir John Richardson, while . off the coast of South Carolina, was one night pre vented from sleeping by the noise made bv drumfish. Lieutenant John White also states that on his voyage to China, when his ship was anchored at the mouth of the Citnboya River, the tailors were much astonished by the curious sounds that Issued from the water, resembling the bass of an organ, mingled with the tones of a bell, the croaking of an enormous frog and the twang of immense harp strings. These sounds swelled Into a gentle chorus on both sides of the ship, and were at tributed to a school of fish. A similar occurrence in the South Sea was de scribed by Baron Humboldt. The sailors were greatly terrified one even ing by an extraordinary noise in the air, like the beating of tambourines, followed by sounds which seemed to come from the ship, and resembling the escape of air from boiling liquid. Later these strange sounds, which it was Judged proceeded from a school of "seloenoides," ceased. Over fifty varieties of fish are kno wn to produce sounds, each more or less different. Many fishermen are famil iar with the curious note of the gizzard sh td, known to science as the 'jloroso ma," the sound being vibratory and agreeable. The mullet so common in Southern Florida, and which often at tains a large size, makes a strange sound quite prolonged, and during its utterance babbles of water are seen arising from the water above ir. The catfish makes a humming sound, and the sea-borse utters, not a whinny or neigh, but a series of single sharp notes. In many cases the sound is produced by the pneumatic duct and twlmming bladder ; while other fishes make an involuntary noise by the Lips or the pharyngeal or intermaxillary bones. In the fishes trial, and aeus there is a diaphragm with muscles for opening and closing the swimming bladder, and by lis action tbe sounds ara graded and qualified. The voice of the catfish and eel is produced evi dently by forcing air from the swim ming bladder into tbe ceiopbagus, and the sea-horse makes iu noise by the use of certain vibratory voluntary muscles, and to all intents and pur poses the sounds are comparable with those made by other aniouUa express ing, perhaps, tbe emotion felt. Their air bladders are homologous to lungs, and the pneumatic duet Is analogous to the trachea of the higher vertebrate, Scraps. The biggest thing oa ice The profit. A crusty old bachelor says that Adam's wife was called Eve because when she appeared, man's day ci happiness wss drawing to a close. Beauties often die old maids. They set such a valu3 on themselves that they don't find a purchaser before the market is dosed. Rector "Those pigs of yours are lu a fine condition. Jarvla." Jarvls "Ye, sir, they be. Ah, sur if we was all on us as fit to die as them are. we'd do." "What made you steal thatwatei proof cloak ?" demanded the Judge. The culprit whispered, "I was trying to lay up something for a rainy day." There is an eld adage tbat if enougl rope is given to a fool he will ban?, himse f with it, but it appears tha ever since the world . began there Is scarcity of rope. - "Is there much water In the cistern, Biddy f" inquired a gentleman of hie Irish servavt. It is full on tbe bot tom, sir. but there's none at the top," said Biddy. "I say, when does this train leave?' "What are you asking me for ? Go to the ' conductor ; I'm the engineer.' 'I knew you're the engineer ; but you might give a civil answer." "Yes, bur I'm not a civil engineer." A lady in court, being asked bet age, replied that she didn't know; she couldn't remember the exact hour when she was born, and could only depend on hearsay. Hearsay is not evidence, and the matter was ruled out. A gentleman while traveling on s Hudson River steamer, one day at dinner was making away with a large pudding cloje by, when be was told by a servant that It was a dessert. "It matters not to me," said he, "I would eat It if It were a wilderness." A friend told a good story the other day. When in the country last week she picked a sunflower in the garden and brought it into the house. Meet ing the landlady on the doorstep, she stopped to have a word with her, re marking, as she pointed to the sun flower, "These are called 8B3thetitr now, you know." "Do tell," replied the landlady; "I never heard them called a lythlng but sunflowers." My friend succeeded in concealing hei laughter, and rushed off as soon a she could, politely do so to tell ene of the boarders, a lady of apparent culture from the city. She repeated the story when, to her utter astonishment, the lady said : "I always called them that tool" Jonathan Edwards' Frankness. One of Jonathan Ed wards' contem poraries, the Rev. Dr. B., in an ad joining town, discarded the severest or the Calvinistio dogmas. A notorious scamp in the town, much affected in revival, went to the doctor and said t". him. In tbe religious pwrlance of the time, "I real'sa that I am the chief o sinnere." ."Glad to hear it !" repliel the dominie, "your neighbors have long realized it !" "I feel," persisted the whining penitent, "that I am will ingtobedamned for the glory of Goi." "Well," responded tbe hard-hearteJ preacher, "I don't know anybody around here that would have tbe slightest objection !" One of Jonathan Edwards' daugh. ters, who had some spiiit of her own. had also a proposal of marriage. The youth was referred to her father "No," said the stern individual, "you can't have my daughter." "But 1 love her and she loves me," pleaded the young man. "Cai't have her I" said the father. "I am well to do, am can support her," explained the appli cant. "Can't have her I" persisted tbe old man. "May I ask," meekly in -quired the suitor, "if you have hear ) anything against my character?' "No t" thundered the obstinate parent, by this time aroused ; "I haven't heard anything against you; I think you are a promising young man, aat that's why you can't have her. She'-i tot a very bad temper and yon wouldn't be happy with her!" Tbe lover, amazed, said, "Why, Mr. Ed wards! I thought Emily was a Christian. She is a Christian, isn't she?" "Certainly she Is," growled the conscientious parent, "but, youn man, when you grow older you'll bt able to understand that there's some folks that the grace .of God can 11 vr with thatyou can't I" Not Easy to? Block up the Suez Canal. Stopping the trade through the ca nal would be a mueh more -difficult task to accomplish. This results from its size. For most of its length it is. waiving fractions, over 300 feet wide. At El Golfer and Serapeum, where ti sand was deep, it would have cmt tu immense labor to have kept up tbe full width at these places, so for a few miles it is only 60 metres, or about IS feet. To dam up such spaces could nci be done in minates or hours. Blnkino tux old vessel would also have its difiV cultles. Arabi's men might have some diffijulty in finding a ship ci sufficient size for the purpose ; and supposing this could be done, it would not take a very long time to remove. : again. Unless Arabi has means o whieh we yet are unaware, there l little chance of the traffic being stoppec. for any length oi time. Oar gunboat will be quite able to keep he banks t the eanal clear, so far as their guns cat reach, at any rate, from any body o Bedouins or of Arabi's soldiery, an. they are likely to have a wholesonr-t fear of big guns for some time to come.