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MISCELLANEOUS.
tick any six men that says Brogden's liquor is not
the best. By this time, coats were thrown' off,
shirt sleeves rolled up. and Iriends had to interfere
with friends to keep patikisia from running too
high.
WOMAN'S CURIOSITY.
Week before last, accoiding to a correspondent
of the N. Y. Tribune, tli brc thren of the Lodge of
Odd ) a' o.vs at Woodstock determined to have their
Hall swept out and cleansed; and it was unanim-
From the Wilmington Chruniile.
Mb. Editor : Happening a few days since to
be in the country and in the neighborhood of a mil
itary (political) muster, I ws prevailed upon to
accompany some friend, to the gronud. The day
was fine, the nla.ee selected was a beautiful shady
grove, and every thing would seem lo conspire to
make the day puss off agreeably and pleasantly to
all. Ou arriving at the 'put, we found a large
number gathered, some "equipped as the law di
' recta,'' others apparently idle spectators. Soon
the drum beat to arms, and the valorous ones
' with gun in h a marched off, and all hands formed
i ,a line at straight a their experience in tuch .mat
i ters vcM allow. The roll was oiled, and after
t going through some evolutions which it would be
: difficult to describe, they were marched back to
' the shade, sod the candidates were informed that
they now had an opportunity of addressing the as.
! snWud multitude. 'A ring was soon formed, a
Leodi was brought forward, and a man of mode
I rate t ie monnted it. He was dressed in brown
linen clothes, which showed unmistakablo sign
of Ion usage ; several long rents showed them
selves in the back of the coat ; these had been
partially drawn op with black thread in a manner
! that showed that delicate hands had bad nothing lo
do with it. He had high projecting cheek bones,
1 large nose and mouth, and a certain, peculiar look
m the eye, which avemed to say, I know what 1
am about.
' " HecwnmoncedbyinformlngliishearersthatouH
was a republican lorm oi uovernmeui; uii aver
man, no matter how humble bis parentage or con
dition in life, was at liberty to offer himself at a
candidal for any office, and that the dear people
had the privilege of voting for the candidate they
liked best ; he then offered himself as a candidate
for Clerk of one of the Courts, and went on to say
that ho was one of "the people" that he had been
raised with them wat one among them, and
knew what they wanted. Hohadbcona Farmer,
knew all about grubbing, mauling, and ditching,
and could do as much at either as the next man.
He then went on to review the claims of his oppo
nent. He said that he wat not one of "the peo
ple;" that he had been raised behind a counter,
w and had made his money out of "the people," in
lling lace and ribbons. That lie had married
1 twice, and that each wife had brought a fortune
I to him, and after having a fortune he had turned
4 senile-nun Farmer in order to impose himself up-
j on the Democracy as one of "the people." He
A then accused him uf being a renegade Whig,
who had come ever to the Democrats to obtain an
'J office, and that he could not bo trusted. He then
L wound np by again assuring them that this was a
J free and independent Government. His oppo-
M sent then took the bench. Ho was a small man.
with sharp features, dressed in homespun, and
spoke with a good oVul of fluency. He insisted
that he was a Far.ner, li.it lie was one of "the p. C
pie" and that if lie had been married twice it
showed that be stuod higher with Hie ladies tiian
bis exponent. But it ws "no go." I saw he
wan nut looked upon as one of "the people," and
tliat Lis clutnce for being elected was very poor.
What all this had to do with the relatiro quali
fy' beat ions for the office I am eniirely unable to in-
j") form yon. The crowd was then addressed by two
other ventlemen who unereu inemseives as can
didates for another Clerkship in a neat aid beco n
ing manner. The bench was then mounted by a
toot chunky man, with a round full face, lie
wove a broad brim white hat, and had a pair of
addle bage slang over his vhoulder ; be inform d
H the company that their taxt were due and must
be paid toon, and then at Die top of bis voice invit
ed all hands to drink. To give you any tolerable
description of the scene that followed it entirely
cut b the question. Several temporary tables had
been constructed andef the shade, and were boun
tifully supplied with "knock-kneed Whiskey and
Yankee Rum," and all bands fell to it with a Zeal
that tlved that they felt deeply the rusult of the
cominz electkfl. Astliey drank, their zeal.tk
patriotism, and their love of country,1 Increased
i.mll ihev could scarcely control them. I could
freonently hear biut of patrio itm like the follew
inV: Huizah for BngJatt liqtur huua fur
Joel Qrtest Punch who will come ana unna
Aycock$&ier here is Brymt't liquor at free at
water; eel jranous otlier patriotic expression-.
A tilitc ru,one side wat tome half dozen men
dancinc i the sand after the music of the drum,
and oa the .os'i" ride another company dancing af
ter the fife.. One m swear that be will sheet
any nor thai su J'fk Green is not a good fel
low anotV tays he can whip any ten men tliat
wilt teto aftiost Aywck) iwthTwenHe will
On one sido I saw two nr.n loading another, ously resolved that Mrs. Keep Secret should be euv
which put me in mind of the blind leading the ployed to do the job.
blind. In another direction two men were trying After the meeting adjourned, the lamp lighter,
to help their friend upon his horse, and back of'ine who well knew the inquisitive character el Mrs.
s it a young man holding the head of his Father, Keep Secret, went and procured a monstrous Billy
who swore Brogden's liquor was not good and he Goat, and placed him in the closet whicli was kept
could not keep it. as a reservoir for all "secret things." He then
At this stage of the proceedings we left the proceeded to the dumicil of the good lady, informed
ground. On our way we taw several whose pat- her of the job of cleansing and sweeping, and re-
riotism had overcome them, and some were lying quested her to come early next morning, as he
in the corners of the fence and some in the roatl. would be at leisure to show her what wat to be
What became of those left on ihe ground I know done.
not; if they all got away without broken bones or The morning came, and Mrs. Keep Secret ap
bruised head.s, they may consider themselves lucky, poured, according to promise, with her brooms,
The whole scone, from beginning 0 end, was dis- brushes, paili, tubs, &c.,the doorkeeper in waiting
gusting In the extreme to every sober, well inform- for her,
cd man. 'Now, madam,' said the mischievous doorkeeper,
Iu a country where we boast of the ability of 'I will tell you what we want done, and bow we
the people to make their own laws where we re- came to employ you.
ly on the virtue, intelligence, and patriotism of the 'One of the brethren said it would be difficult to
people to vote advisedly, that when they are called get any body tsdo the job, who would not be nied-
tgeliier with the avowed object of informing them- dling vith our secrets in that closet, because we
selves on the political questions of the day, and the have lost the key and can't luck it. I assured
merits and qualification! of the candidates, that them that you could be trusted, and so they order
they should be furnished by those candidates with ed me to call on you, at I knew you could be de
thatwhich makes beasts of themselves, and renders pended upon.'
them unable to judge belween right and wrong, it 'Depended upon!' exclaimed ihe madam, 'I guest
a burlesque on our boat ted ability to make our own 1 1 sau. My poor deid-and-gone husband, who be
laws, disgraceful to the American character, and longed to the Freemasons, or Anti-masons, I don't
should be frowned down by every well wisher of know which, used to tell me all the secrets of the
his country. I am pleased to learn that in tome consarn ; and when he showed me the marks of
of the counties the practice of treating hat been the grid-iron when he was initiated, and told me
put down by the influential part of the citizent, all how they fixed poor Morgan, I never told a
SOCIAL ADVANCEMENT.
Madame Jeannie De'roin, a Socialist lady in
Paris, is, it is said, one of the many political aspi
rants of France. This lady gave a toast at a So
cialist banquet to "The Social Advancement of
Woman," and she argued against there being any
longer delay in freeing women from their slavery,
and in allowing them to enjoy the same political
rights as are possessed by men. She complained
that a great fault had been commuted in the revo
lution of February, in not proclaiming the enfran
chisement of the fair sex the men having, she
laid, kept all the privileges to thenr. Ives.
We believe Willis is the author of the story that,
in some portion ol the continent of Europe, the la
diet are beginning to cultivate mustaches, which
are probably considered an addition to the beauty
of the fair, or the dignity of a dark countenance.
In most countries, both in Europe and America,
there Is also developed, in the same gentle sex, an
occasional desire for "the breeches," which a re
nowned lady has carfied so far as not only to ob
tain that domestic supremacy whicli is signified by
this ancient and popular melaphor, but to wear
sometimes the identical article, to the great scan.
dal of all grave and meditative persons. We have
ourselves teen an article, of female atti.sj which
strongly resembles that inasculins garment, a
"jsct" a tiling which a man might well receive
from a weman, but which seems scarcely in good
taste when bestowed by a man Uon a woman.
Taking all these developments into consideration,
we think the ambitious and enterprising Madame
Deroine might be satisfied that the age is on the
advance, nd that the prospect of the women's get
ting those "privileges" which the men have been
trying to "keep to themselves" .are "bright and
brightening."
Imagine a woman arrayed in one of these sacks,
and I hope tho time is near at hand when to bar- livin' soul to this day ; and if nobody troubles the
harout a practice shall be frowned down by every closet to find out your secrets till I do, they II lay in a neat little pair of breeches, with a dark and
good citizen. there till they rot tliat they will!' ? silken moustache, and a alight cane in her hand !
Youri A. B. C. 'I thought so, sayi i the doorkeeper ; and now Imagine an assembly of such women convened in
GoldsboroV July 34th, 1849, : . I want you to commence at that corner,' pointing the State Capitol or the Halls of Congress, delib-
P. S Since writine the above I learn that one 10 a P""18 whCT some undignified and indecent erating upon the sffairs of the nation, and passing
of thePatrioU we left on the eround was rnnrder- brother had thrown out quids ot tooacco, -ano give laws lor man and woraanwna ! wnat an irapos.
ed in a drunken row. ,he "hole room a decent cleansing; and I have I ingspectacle. Imagine the efforts to get a hear
I would simolv ask. if those who furnished the VdS '"y w0 nd nonor 'nr 'our ndellty t0 Pro
Liquor are not in tome meature morally culpable ml- 1 Don t go in that, csctou-aiw men ten
- i .
for the effects it produced 1
GENTLEMEN.
It it certainly strange that the authority of
Washington should be quoted by Englishmen in
ing, for ladies are not less anxious lobe heard than
'"maiden members" of the coarser sex. The ear
it confuted by toft and shrill t ries of "Mr, Speak
er. Une ot the lair orators succneds in catching
the eye of the Chair, who forthwith proclaims,
The Lady lrom has the floor." The Hon
our lady to herself.
No sooner had she heard the last sound of bis
feet uprn the last step of stairs, than she exclaim'
ed, 'That clottt! what on earth can be there? I'll
warrant (hero's a gridiron, or some other nonsense orable female then .roceeds with her or-tiji).
iuHtiflcsiion of the remtrd paid to the aristocracy iml Anti-masons for all the world, I'll be This would oo better than the Theatre, or eveu the
. . . ... k....j I'll . .niwi unil lu. n
in appointments and promotaont in the British ar- J"" " rT "U""J "w r
my. The remark of Mister Washington at he nJ ,ne w'r Dut mo' and P11 oniyncll"' VVo advise Mrs. Abby Kelly Folsom, and oth
was once called bv British eeneralt and writere. Suiting the action to the word, she stepped soltly r uf our own philanthropicul ladies to reflect iij:
that an officer should "be a entleman," it now to the doer of the forbidden chet turned the but- on the example of the French Reformer, and see
quoted in England te vindicate the practice ef sus- ton no sooner done than baba, ba, ba, went Billy, if, instead of abolishing the slavery of men, they
taining the younger sons of the nobility at the ex- w'l P"nS 10 reff"n ", wmc" c"me wnn ,ree wiemteive weir sunering sex :
cense of the State. But the definition of the term "'g'1 "Pitting her ladyship. B li started for the What an outrage that they should not be allowed
"gentloman" it somewhat different in England and doorway, which wat filled with her implements of to vole or bo voted for ; that they should have to
America. A eentleman in Eneland is one who house-cieaning, wnen an ivas swept ciear irom go and come at me Dec oi ineir lorus anu mas.
bat gentle or noble blood, and who followt no bu- ,,,c'r Pi'ion to the bottom of the stairs. The tors ; that, instead of wearing the breeches their
noise and contusion occasioned ay sucn an uncen- duties should be connii' d to mending tnem. Lt
monious getting down stairs, drew half the town to j Abby get op a Revolt t un forthwith, a tort of
witness Mn. Keep Secret's eflwt to get from under Three Days of tankeedom. They need not re.
a pile of goats, pails, tuV, brooms, and scrubbing tort to violence, but let them refuse to mend, sew,
brushes. . 1 cook, or perform other duties appertaining to the
Who should lie first on the ground but the r.is- household, until their implacable tyrants are starv.
tinest vocation. A gentleman in England may
be a very great blackguard, and still be a gentle
man. Here, every man in every station it a gen
tleman who hat an upright and honorable nature.
Consequently, when Washington spoke of gentle
men, he did not confine his remark to men of aris-
cratic descent, for then he would have pronounced c""y Doorkeeper, who, after releasing the goat, ed into an acknowledgment of female rights,
condemnation upon some of the best aud bravest mQe criPPle for ,ifp' lnd u"P!'inC ,he othw ruH -' llHppily, our American women are not easily
irenerals and officers in the American tervice. first '"" "n,eh bound the good lady to the noor.unx- carried away by these progressive t rencn notions.
among whom may be mentioned one tecond only pously inquired if she had been taking the degrees? They like French fashions better than French
Taxing tne aegrees: exciaimca our isuy, -ii principles, ineir nouse is wieir casus, ano wnein
you call tumbling from the top to the bottom of tho I er it be an humble cottage or a princely hall, it
stairs, with a tarnal g at to jump upon you as you satisfies their ambition and their love of influence.
go, taking things by 'degrees,' 1 hive ; and if you his enough for them that they are the wives or
generally frighten folks at bad as you have me, the mothers of heroes and statesmen. Home
and hurt 'em to boot, I'll warrant you they'll make should be trie only dominion of woman ; and, if
at much noise as me.' . I her sphere be o'sacure, and her daily life unatten.
'I hnpn yon did'nt open the closet, madam?' said ded by excitement or applause, it is her consols.
the doorke e,r. tion, tliat, in moulding the character of her child,
'Open' the chfeet! an' sure I did ; and did'nt Eve the it exercising an influence upon the destinies
eat the apple when forbidden 1 If yon want a wo- of the world, second to none which is wielded by
man to do any'hing, tell her not to, and she'll do man in hi highest pride of power and place.
it, certain. I could'nt stand the temptation ', there I Rich. Republican.
to Washington himself as a great military leader,
Nathaniel Greene, the Blacksmith of Rhode Is
land.
Napoleon, who is not more distinguished fur his
own merit at a great Captain, than his discern.
ment of the military qualities of other men, select
ed his officer principally from the ranks. The
result justified his wonderful penetr.lion. Never
wat any great conqueror ever surrounded before
by tuch a galaxy of splendid military genius.
Hit "gentlemen" were those whom Nature had
made such, and every battle field of Europe bore
witness to their science and chivalry. The only
two Generals who ever failed hnn in his hour of
need, were "gentlemen" of rank, people whose on
ly recommendation was a pedigree.
Nature snows no partiality in distributing her
favors. She confers talents and brave and gen
erous soult on ihe poor at well as the rich. It is
indeed more rare to fiud great genius allied with
nobility, than with poverty. No country can pros
per in the long run which forgets this truth, and
proscribes iu any branch of its tervice those cpon
whom Nature hat set her royal teal. Richmond
Republican.
PATRICK HENRY.
Patrick Henry, it a prominent example that
Greek and Latin alor.e do not form the man, not
dependent upon external conditions. At twelve
years of age he was an idle fishing boy at
fifteen a clerk in a court-house at twenty hon
estly delving the dusty earth with bit own hands
to obtain a livelihood at twenty-four a bank
rapt merchant at twenty-ftven suddenly bursting
from obscurity into a rich popularity, by a bold,
uoMe and astonishing display of tliose mammoth
powers of mind, which had to long remained
shrouded in dark nets by the uantle of hit own sub
liine contemplation at forty the firat orator in A
mcrica, and in the language of Thorn 14 Jefferson,
-the jrt"aAt oraVf thai rw'Jiwey'
MR. WALKER AND LITTLE JOBS.
During the reign of the lust immaculate admin
istration, there was a young landsman, a clerk in
the Treasury Department by the name of Brown
quite a pet of the late Secretary Walker. After
the result of the Presidential election was known,
it became desirable to provide permanently for
young Brown. What was to be done? M r. Wal
ker naturally looked to his favorite asylum for dis
tressed friends the revenue marine. He could
draw as much money as he pleased for the revenue
service from his collectors before it went into the
Treasury, So provision was lo be made ou this
estHblishment ror young Brown.
Forthwith, this treasury clerk, who had never
studied salt water, was made third lieutenant in
the revenue service. But this was not enouir1.
He was detailed on special duty, and made bearer
of import mt despatches to C.pt. Frazer, of t e
revenue service, then on his way to California.
So young Bnwn received an order on the collec-
nr of New' York for an advance of three month's
pay for an advance ef sia; hundrtd dollars, on ac
count of his expenses, and a settlement of the eec
ond three months' pay upon his family, and off he
started as the bearer of important dvspatches to
Capt. Frazer.
But the despatches ay, the despatches! what
were the despatches which he was sent with after
that old salt, Cupt. Frazer ? They conveyed the
information that desertions were taking place at
San Francieco and took pl.ice.and t rouiinuni-
Cate tne facts, with his advice in Ihe pruuii.es to
Capt. Frazer. Now, next to taking Ceininodorj
Perry lor the law-adviser of Judge Mason, we thi;.k
muBi stand the selection of ynnng Brown for tt.is
special and peculiar service. Capt. Frazer hardly
required that Mr. Brovn thouMbe 'scut. all ' hi? w y
from Washington to find out for him that .the. t.til
ore left their ships because fiiey found7 rt.ot.; .--e!v t
in the neighborhood of the gold ui:n4, and; that,
they did it, as is wejl known to Commodore Perry
and oihcr" tali-water jurists, by the process of t ilt
ing leg bail. And yet, for-sonth, all the way to
California young Brown must gn, tu pick up this
information for Capt. Frazer, whom he overlook
at Rio de Janeiro, and who has been doubtless
highly and deeply editied by his interesting com
munication on Ihe subject of deseniont.
After Brown had made himself familiar with
this interesting subject he was at liberty to proceed
to Oregon, but with the especial understanding that
he was to expect nothing on that score from the
Government except his pay, his passage mon
ey, hif utual expenses, and "incidental charges !"
'I :na it. giving a shrewd man a pretty wide margin.
"I icident.il charges !" Why we know a man, and
a pretty great man, ton, who hat made an enor
mous fortune out of the Government in this mere
matter of incidental charg?s.
But none of this money came out of t!ie Treas
ury, indeed. None of the much money that Mr,
Walker expended on tho revenue tervice came out
of the Treasury. He fingered it before it got into
the Treasury ; and honce it wat that the service
had grewn so monstrously, and had become sach
a burden to the country, that Mr. Meredith wat
compelled, for the mere lack of means, to make a
very large reduction in it. Among the victims,
we suppose, was young Brown. But he had got
a fair start in the world- he wat act down in Cal
ifornia, with rocks in both pockets, and a fair
chance at the gold mines ; and if Uncle Sam had
to pay for it, it was only one case of a thousand
just like it, in which our uncle was called upon to
suffer during the last four years.
We shall have occasisn to recur to this subject
again. Young Brown's story it striking, but it it
not peculiar. There are some more left of the
same tort. And we hope that the Locofoco clerkt
who still crowd the Treasury Department, standing
between the people and the light will furnish the
particulars of all tuch cut t for the Opposition
journals. Wa$h. Republic.
THE NEW BOOK OF CHRONICLES.
CHAPTER 1.
1. And it came to pau in those days that
Zachary the Whig, (who was also a man mighty
in war, and who had smotejhe enemies of the
tribe of .Jonathan -with a great slaughter,) was
ch isen ruler oier the people.
2. Now when Z-tclmry ihe Whig, began to reign
over ihe tribes of Jonalhan, l.e found the high pla
ces of the land had been taken possession of by the
hi e nies of the people.
3. And the enemies of the people had hedged
themselves in as with a wall, even the wall of the
llfice holders, and had c(intr::ilt?d great spoil
4. And had stirred the people upene against an
other, and h id e.A up the gods of free irade, that
t ic poor might he deceived lo their owu undoing,
and had in all th.ngs departed from the faith of
tiieir fathers. .
6. And had stiid all manner of evil things of the
true prophets, and had atoned them from the ris
ing of the sun even to the going down thereof, un
til the land Was 111.. de desolate andwiiRnrel'nd nrw
, r " r j rr ,
on oy toe doers i,f iniiuiy. . ....
fi. Anil when Zachary the ruler learned these
t'Mi,, lie became exceedingly, wroth, and said un
to his Caplaim, "whai shall be done uulo tire spoi
lers of the penile, and unto those who preach false
doolrine. as a snare to the unwary ?"
7. And the Captains with one accord said ; "
V"n as they have done, lei it be done unto them.
Let the spoilers be cast out from the strongholds :
of trust and honor, and let the worthy among the
people be put in t ieir stead."
8. And Z.ichary the ruler, said: "the Captain
hive spoken well ; leCit be done unto the spoilert
eviii as they themselves have done."
9. A. id ihe more wickedahd stiff-necked among"'
tie tribe of offi e- holders were cast out, even at
iaciiary tlie ruler of the people, had commanded.
10. And iho poilers set up a grt.it i.ry ; even
from the waters of the South to tile waters of the
North went up cries, and lamentations, and cursing-.
'
was the secret : I wanted to know It, and at I op
ened the closet, out popped the tarnal goat right in
my face. I thought be tare it wat the Devil, and
I ran for the stairs, with him at my heels, when I
fell over the tube,- and we all arrived at tbe bottom
at you found nt, in a heap together.'
'But, madam,' said the doorkeeper, 'you are in
possession of the great secret of tho Order, and you
must be initiated, sworn. Sworn and ride the goat
In the regular way.'
'Regular way !' exclaimed the lady ; do you sup
pose I'm going to go nearer tliat tarnal erittur a.
gain and without a bridle or a lady's saddle? no
never ; I son! want nothin' to do with it, or a man
that rides it. I'd look nice perched on a goat
ENDURING GRIEF OF WIDOWS.
A young Tipperary widow, Nelly McPhee, I
think he called her, wat courted, and actually had
an offer from Tooley O'Shane, on hor way to her
husband's funeral "She accepted of course," taiif
Grosman. "Nothedidn't," said Smith. "Tooley,
dear," said she, "y're too late: four waakt ago it
was, I shook hands wi' Pat 8weeney upon it, tliat
I would have him a dacent time arter poor Mc
Price was nderboard." "Well," said Grosman,
"widowt of all nationt are much alike. There
wat a Dutch woman, whose husband, Diedrick
Von Pronk, died and left ber inconsolable. He
wat buried on Copp's-hill. Folks laid that grief
would kill that widow.- She had a figure of wood
. John Wesley, the founder of Methodism, wh-n
wine day riding through the country, .wat saluted
y a fellow wlio wat lying in the ditch.
r "Halloo, Father Wesley, I'm gUd to see yon.
lllftw do volt do?"
WOU.U tn. i n go r BpW r yu fclow yoH w
THE ILLINOIS SENA'IORSHIP.
We learn from the Mississippi Republicsn that
Hon, Archibald Williams, a learned lawyer and
pr iminent actor in the Constitutional Convention,
hat given his epinion that Gov. French hat the
power, tnd that it it hit duty, tinder ihe circum
stances, tn appoint a U. S. Senator for Illinois in
place of Gen. Shields ; and that the expense of an
extra session of the General Assembly is entirely
useless. The Illinois journals consider this evi
dence conclusive, and urge Governor F. to take ac
tion. '
Hall nuther ; and, if I can prevent it, no lady shall
ever win any of the Odd Fellows. Why, I'd toon
er be a Freetaaaon or an Anti-mason, and be broil
ed on a grid-iron at long at a fire could to kept
under it, and pulled front garret to cellar with a
baiter in l pair of old breeches and slippers, just
at my poor dead-and-gone husband used to tell me
band, trji constantly kept it in her bed for several
months. In about half a year the became interes
ted in a young shoemaker, who took the length of
her foot and finally married her. He had yisi ed
the widosr not more than a fortnight, when the
servants told her they were out of kindling stuff,
and ssked what should be done, A iter a pause,
il.a aciHw.t:litm lli.n InliMiuurt .mIm ank .'trim I
M MM Win. . " " w J , ju. M.J .
assured I shall never tee a goat but that I thai!
think of jhe Oif Fellows. Clean your tarnal old
Hall yourselves I' And the good lady vanished
ish well anongh to shplit up old Von Pronk, vat
Uhep eMail,"
There le a rose bush flourishing near Bristol,
Perm, kivnni )f be more ihnb a hundrud jrar old.
CHAPTER U.
I. And the spoilers took counsel one with an
other saying "the favor of the people must behirn
ed awsy from Zachary, the chief ruler, lest we be
utterly rooted out from the treastire-housos of. the
lund and from the drippings thereof."
3. And they said, "let us employ cunning wri
ters, whose- waget are the wageeof a& hireling,
tliat tliey may write unto tle people all the things)
wherewith we are persecuted by Zachary the chief
ruler." :
3. And the scribes, (who were also Pharisee
after the strictest sect of Locofocos,) wrote aa the 7
spoilers commanded them. .
4. And Thomas, whose surname was Ritchie, '
(and who was called "father" by reason of his age
andof his many infirmities,) commanded the scribes
who were to go up to war against Zachary tho
chief ruler. -
fi. And Thomas annointed himself with the "oil
of palms," which was kept in the treasury of the
children of Jonalhan, and having consulted the or
acles of the "Virginia resolutions of 68," went 7
forth into tbe highways and shouted with a loud
voice, proscription I proscription I
6. And lie foamed at the mouth like one possessed
of devilt, and tore bit garments, and plucked hie
beard, and refused to be comforted, because many
of the spoilers were not.
7-But the multitude Janghed Thomat and the
other scribes to scorn, and said with one voice,
"why do the scribes and spoilers rage ? Did they
not do those things, yea, and more also, when they
held the tribes of their adversaries in tbe 20 years'
bondage ?" -
8. "And of the Whigs iu office did they save one,
upon whom they could lay their hands, and slay
him not I
9. "And in the reipis of Andrew, and Martin,
and John (who was also called Judas,) and James
were not the Whigs as strangers in the laud of llie
fathers, bearing no rule and having no voice that
was heeded in the council of the tribes, yea, even
the tribes of tjeir brethren ?
10. " Wiif iice cometh tint lamentation and
mourning 1 From the lipe of the armed-men who
nuver showed mercy lo the captives of their bow
and spear, what time they went down into the bat- .
tie of the ballot-box, in the reins of Andrew and
Martiu 1 '
11. "For shame! Have the wurriort ol the
ipuilers, their captains and fighting men, and their
men mighty in counsel become at little babes tliat -cry
out for the breast snd refuse to be comforted be
cause it is not ?"
IX And the multitude .with one accord made
ihoaiselves merry with the hmentitronsof the ecri-
his horse. "Who are you?"
"Doii'i you know me t Why, air, you ars tin
very man who convened me."
"I reckon I am," said Mr. Wesley, putting i;ur
to hit horse, "at least one ihing it evident, the
Lord bad nothing to do about ii." . -., , : v ;
The Pittsburg Gazette speaks of the destructive
in-roadsof a "new insect" among the whe.it, Tn
that regil,n. "Ia the early stage of iht k-rtrc
tion the worm are white and !, but become t -)
sa liter approach to maturity, an! an extIinn'!v
lively." -
I o bes, (who were also Pharisees.)
And the rest of the doings of the scribe a-.
g linst fcchary, the chief ruler, are Jhey not writ-
ten iu the book of - 8TUEB3 ? ;
OLD WHITEV.
Genera! Taylor's war-horeo has arrived In,
Wiington. A correspondent of ih Uuk n, fclit '
igns himself "Heroic Age," perpet 'ate a'wut ' a
oluam of nonsense on the occasion...!;!, j.,
woccSagly itwyitig to the old librae , s '
f Thehorpe doth neigh,- " :
&oi tlie -j will if?y. .