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PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
Dr. HE- ST- Walters,
Surgeon Dentist,
Warrenton, North Carolina.
Office opposite
court house in Fleming
Harris Building.
Phones: Office, No. 59; Re.'dence, No
66
Dr. Hob. S. Bootfi,
3D e n tier,
Warrenton, North Carolina.
Office Phone 69.
Residence Phone 56-4
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Dr. W. W. Taylor,
Surgeon ID en t is t,
.Renders any services included in the
practice of Dentistry. Crotvn and
bridge work, porcelain inlay, and cast
fillings according to the methods of
to-day. Office 'Phone C2.
27 6m Residence " 34.
Dr. P. J. Macon,
Physician & Surgeon,
Warrenton, North Carolina.
Calls promptly attended to. Office
opposite court house.
DR CHARLES II. PEETE.
Office in Hyman Building.
Consultation by Appointment.
Telephone Connection.
B. B. WILLIAMS,
Attorney - at - Law,
Warrenton, N. C.
S. G DANIEL,
Attorney at Law,
LITTLETON, N. C.
Practices in all the courts of the
State. Money to loan on real estate.
Reference Bank of Littleton.
Will be in Warrenton every first
Monday.
M. J. Hawkins,
Kidgeway, N. C.
T. W. BlCILETT,
Louisburg, N. C.
HAWKINS & BICKETT,
Attorneys at Law
B. G. Green. H. A. Boyd.
GREEN & BOYD,
Attorneys at Law,
"Warrenton, North Carolina.
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Hatching.
My
Barred Rocks, White,
Golden and Buff
Wyandottes
were among the winners at
the State Fair, Raleigh, N. C,
Oct. 1906 and at Monroe Jan.
1907.
My matings this season
are better than ever.
Jno. H. Fleming,
Warren Plains, N. C.
R. F. D. No. 1.
from heavy laying strain
of
S. C. White Leghorns.
$1 per 15 or $5 per 100.
Five hundred breeding hens
for sale.
Statheden Poultry Farm,
John A. Cree, Propietor,
Embro, N. C.
Warrenton Railroad Co.
Warrenton, N. C, June 1, 1907.
MAIL SCHEDULE.
Tiains will leave Warrenton daily
except Sunday to connect with S. A. L.
train at Warren Plains as follows:
at 7:30 o'clock to meet the Shoofly go
ing South, at 1 o'clock to meet 41
going South, at 3 o'clock to meet
38 going North, and at 7:10 to meet
the Shoofly going to Weldon.
W. B. Botd, President.
J. M. Gardner, Secty. & Treas.
B. P. TEUREiii., Supt. & Agent.
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Warren County Annual
Farmers Institute.
The annual Farmers Institute
for Warren County, will be held
at Warrenton, Wednesday, July
17, 1907. There will be two or
three speakers present from the
Kt.flTO Tio-rxa mi w-. n- -P A : u
v- v,FttI uuicuu ui Agnouiiure
in addition to the local speakers.
These institutes are for a free
and informal discussion of every
day farm problems and no far
mer can attend and take part in
these discussions without re
ceiving more than enough benefit
to pay for the time spent.
No attempt will be made at this
meeting to lay down hard and
fast rules by which any man
should run his farm, but im
proved farming methods will be
discussed and the reasons why
these methods are better than
many of those now practiced will
be given. We are assured that
no speaker will recommend any
thing he has not himself done
and that dozens of farmers in
this part of the State are not also
doing at this time.
Do not forget the date of this
meeting, Warrenton, Wednes
day, July 17, 1907, and see that
your neighbors know of it and
attend.
The Magic No. 3.
Number three is a wonderful masco
for Geo. H. Parris, of Cedar Grove
Me., according to a letter which reads
"After suffering much with liver and
kidney trouble, and becoming greatly
discouraged uy the failure to hud re
lief, I tried Electric Bitters, and as
result I am a well mau to-day. The
first bottle relieved aud three bottles
completed the cure." Guaranteed be6t
remedy for stomach, hver and kidney
troubles, by C. A. Thomas
druggist.
50c.
A man is awful lucky not to
have any worse luck than he ha
He Fired the Stick.
"L nave nrea tue waiKing suck x ve
carried over 40 yeais, on account of a
Tsore that resisted every kind of treat
ment, until I tried Bucklen s Arnica
Salve: that has healed the sore and
made me a happy mau, writes John
Garrett, of North Mills, N. C. Guaran
teed for Piles, Burns, etc., by 0. A.
Thomos druggist. '23c.
Institute for the Women from
the Farm Homes.
In connection with the regular,
annual Farmers Institute for
Warren County, to be held at
Warrenton July 17, 1907, there
will also be held a meeting for
the women from the farms. One
or two women speakers will be
present from the State Depart
ment of Agriculture and these
will be assisted by the men con
ducting the men's institute. As
this meeting will be held on the
same day and at the same place
as the farmers institute a joint
meeting of the men . and women
may be arranged for the after
noon. The women have even greater
and more perplexing problems
in the homes than the men have
on the farms. Why should they
not . come together and discuss
these problems and get inspi
ration and help in solving them?
We have heard of no woman at
tending such an institute who
did not become interested. Do
not forget this meeting for
women at Warrenton,' July
1907.
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Tyner's Dyspepsia Esmedy.
Many have Dyspepsia and
Don't Know It.
Do you belch up wind? Tastp your
food aftei eating? See specks before
the eyes? Are you pale and haggard?
Does your heart flutter? Are you diz
zy? -Do you have pains in side or
back? Eisings or pimples on the skin?
Are you low spirited? Is there a sour
taste? Breath bad? Headache? Weak
kidney6? Bilious? Constipated? Are
yon nervous? If so, you have Dys
pepsia, and it is a dangerous con
dition. To cure, take Tyner's Dys
pepsia Remedy. It is made for just
such troubles and symptoms. Tyner's
Dyspepsia Remedy removes acids from
the stomach, strengthens weak stom
achs, and cures the worst Dyspepsia
or Indigestion. Druggists or by ex
press 50 cents a boitle. Money re
funded if it falls to cure. Medical ad
vice and circular free by writing to
Tyner Remedy Co., Augusla, Ga.
Even if you set a good example
it won't hatch anything.
You can't tell a woman's age after
ehe takes Hollister's Rocky Mountain
Tea, Her complesfon is fine. She is
round, plump, and liand&ome; in fact
she is young again. 35 cents. Tea or
Tablets. The Hunter Drug Co.
Get a free sample of Dr. Shoop's
"Health Coffee" at our store. If real
coffee disturbs your Stomach, y oar
Heart or Kidneys, then try this clever
Coffee imitation, br. Shoop 1ms close
ly matched Old Java andJMochn Coffee
in flavor and tiste, yet it has not a
Shoop's Health Coffee Imitation is
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Beware of the chronic hand,
shOker; he is apt to develop into
a leg-puller later.
I'll stop your pain free. To show
you first before you spend a penny
what my Pink Tarn Tablets can do, I
will mail you free, a Trial Package of
them Dr. Shoop's Headaehn Tablets.
Neuralgia, Headache, Toothache,
Period pains, etc., are due alone to
blood congestion. Dr. Shoop's Head
ache Tablets simply kill pain by coax
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Address Dr. bhoop, ila
Sold by All Dealers.
sine, Wis
The more brains a man has the
less chance there is of his head
swelling.
1 will mail yon free, to prove merit,
samples of my Dr. Shoop's Restorative,
aud my book ou either Dyspepsia, The
Heart or Kidneys. Troubles of the
Momach, Heart or Kidneys, are merely
symptoms of a deeper aiimeut. Don't
make the common error of treating
symptoms only. Symptom treatment
is treating tho result of your ailment,
aud not the cause. Weak Stomach
nerves the inside nerves mean Stom
ach weakness, always. And the Heart,
and Kidneys as well, have their con
trolling or inside nerves. Weaken
these nerves, and you inevitably havp
weak vital organs. Here is where Dr.
Shoop's Restorative lias made its fume.
No other lemedy even claims to treat
the "inside nerves." Also-for bloating,
biliousness, bad breath or complexion,
use Dr. Shoop's Restorative. Writfc me
to day for sample aud free Book. Dr.
Shoop, Raciue, Wis. The Restorative
is sold bv All Dealers.
No one ever discovered a saint
by looking in a mirror.
Remarkable Rescio.
That truth is stranger than fiction,
uas once more been demonstrated m
the little town of Fedora, Tenu., the
residence of C. V. Pepper. He writes:
'I Was iu bed, entirely disabled with
hemmorrhas:ei of the lnnRsuid throat.
Doctors failed to help me, and all hope
had fled when I began taking Dr.
King's New Discovery. Then instant
relief came. The couching soon
ceased; the bleeding diminished
rapidly, and in three weeks I was ab!e
to go to work." Guaranteed for coughs
and colds. 50c and 81.00, at 0. A.
Thomas drug store.
Many of our fond hopes are in
Hated with hot air.
A Fortunate Texan.
Mr, E W. Goodloe, of 107 St. Louis
St., Dallas Tox., says: ''Iu the past
year I have become acquainted with
Dr. Kings New Lafe rills, and no
laxative I evsr before tried so effeetu-
ally disposes of malaria and bilious
ness." They don't grind nor gripe.
25c at C, A. Thomas drug store.
ECZEMA and PILE CURE
FREE.
Knowing what it was to
suiier, I will ive Fkf;e
OP Chakge, to any aillictod a positive
cure for Eczema, Salt Rheum, Ery
sipelas, Files and Skin Diseases. In
stant relief. Don t sutler longer,
Write F. W. WILLIAMS, 400 Man
hattan Avenue, New York. Enclose
Stamp.
Panama Canal Erie Canal.
Machinery is digging the Panama
Canal a thousand times quicker than
the shovel dug the Erie.
Machiner v produces the L. & M
Paint at 50 times less cost for labor,
than if made by hand.
The L. & M. gives the best job m
the world, because L. & M. Zinc har
dens L. & M. White Lead and makes
& M. Paint wear like iron for 10 to
15 years.
It onlv requires i gallons of this
celebrated paint and 3 gallons of Lin
seed Oil at (50 cetns per gallon, to
paint a moderate sized house.
UNIVERSITY
OF NORTH CAROLINA.
Head of the State's Educational System.
DEPARTMENTS.
College, Engineering,
Graduate,
Medicine,
Law,
Pharmacy.
Library contains 45,000 volumes.
New water works, electric lights, "
central heating system. New domi
tories, gymnasium, Y. M. C. A.
building-, library.
732 Students. 74 In Faculty.
The Fall term begins Sept. 9, 1907.
Address
Francis P. Venerable, President,
Chapel. Hill, N. C.
WARRENTON, N. C, FRIDAY, JUNE 28, 1907.
A RIVAL OF WHISTLER.
The Russian Wolkoff's Attempted Imi
tation of the Pastels.
One evening there was a conviv
ial gathering of men from many
different nations seated about a ta
Me in an open court of the Bauer
Grunwald, a well known Venetian
restaurant. The conversation, I be
lieve, was in English, and the sub
ject of Whistler's pastels was
brought up by one of his' enthusi
astic American admirers. A Rus
?ian named Wolkoff was flippant
'unci depreciating, ridiculing them as
works of art, jeeringly saying that
lie was willing to bet that he could
make half a dozen pastels as good
as Whistler s, and, if they were
mixed with his, nobody could tell
them apart. The American was
surprised at " this attitude and re
marked :
"I'll bet a champagne dinner for
all present t)..at you can't'
"All right, I'll take your bet and
prove what I say, but I will make
one condition only, and it must be
agreed upon by all present: I must
be permitted to see Whistler's pas
tels before I besrin." -
"I will agree to that and arrange
a day when you can see them."
All this was unknown to Whis
tler, who was innocent of .the reason
for the call of his Russian guest.
IIo received him charmingly and
showed him all his pastels. These
he pinned on large cardboards, care
fully, almost ceremoniously, and
placed them before him upon a
chair that served as an easel. This
was the usual way he exhibited his
pastels or etchings at home. The
Russian was not heard from for six
weeks. Then the committee in
charge was informed that he could
not go on because he found it im
possible to purchase in Venice the
peculiar brilliant pastels with which j
Whistler obtained his effects.
The American would not let him
slip through in that way, so he man
aged to make it possible for his Rus
sian friend to select numerous smal
pieces from 'Whistler's own paste
boxes. He selected all he wanted
or thought he needed for the easy
task of making a Whistler paste
and after this exceptional accommo
dation returned to his work, saving
he would be ready for the jury in
a week.
How or by whom the six jurors
were selected I do not know, but
remember that two strangers, an
Austrian and a Dutchman, were
among them. Spain was represent
ed by 'Martin Rico, England by Hen
ry Woods, R. A., and America by
Frank Duvencck and myself. -By
this time Whistler knew the wager.
The jury met in a house on the Riva
not far from the Casa Jankovitz,
near enough for him to bring hi
nastels conveniently. The meeting
was a very long room facing the
ko-oons. The American who had
accepted the .wager was not there
olkoii was at home, -sick m bed
Whistler was in the darkest and
farthest corner, with his back to
the company and his pastels on a
lonsr table. I was selected to bring
each exhibit from Whistler's hands
and place it on a high backed chair.
It was an extraordinary position
in which Whistler was placed and a
veritable ordeal which he faced. He
was serious and wore a troubled
look, the truth being that he was
nervous at the possibility that the
jury might let one oi the Russian s
pastels slip by as one of his own. I
am glad to say, however, that when
ever a WolkolE appeared it was in
stantly received with groans and
shouts of "Take it away!" Not for
one moment was there the least
doubt or a dissenting voice. Otto
Bachcr in Century.
A Bad Mix.
Mr. Gladstone, speaking of Mr.
Parnell on one occasion, made use
of the oft quoted phrase "Marching
through rapine to the dismember
ment of the empire." On the same
day there was a horse race in which
.. J . ! 1 TT.
the winners were respectively ve
racity, Tyrone and Lobster. These
facts were cabled to Xew Zealand
together in the usual shorthand
style of the cable. The result was
that-next day the Xew Zealand pa
pers contained the following ex
traordinary paragraph: "Mr. Glad
stone denounced Mr. Parnell as
marching through rapine to the dis
memberment of the empire and said
that the Irish leader had the verac
ity of a Tyrone lobster."
Tested His Friends.
An Irishman who died in the
early part of the nineteenth century
in one of the outlying parishes of
London undertook to test the devor
tion of his friends and acquaint
ances by making out a list of 400
of them, who were requested by
written invitation to attend his fu
neral, which was' held at 7 o'clock
one cold winter morning in the
parish church. Only twenty-nine
persons appeared. When- his will
was opened, it was found that, hay
ing no natural heirs, he ordered his
fortune to -be divided among the
persons who attended his funersi,
London Mail.
P 3 get Immediate relief from
iLCJ Dr. Shoop's Magic Ointment.
PRESENTED ST COURT
Experience of an American . ai
an English Royal Levee.
A RAPID TRANSIT FUNCTION.
He Was In and Through and Out Be
fore He Really Realized What Had
Happened The Way His Difficulty
About a Costume Was Overcome.
A six foot American who had se
cured a "command" to one of the Eng
lish royal levees recently found him
self In a pretty predicament.
On his notification paper was the
hint that levee dress was indispensa
ble. In the guileless innocence of his
democratic soul the American took this
to mean that frock coat and shiny
shoes would be called for.
He was in the act of looking over his
best outfit of that nature when a more
experienced friend called and caught
him in the act. The friend made haste
to inform the misguided Yankee that
levee dress involved silk stockings,
ruflled sleeves, black sword and other
items. "
Consternation ensued. It continued
to ensue when owing to his height and
girth no barrowablo suit was discov
ered and no tailor could be found who
would make one before the next after
noon." At last a stage levee dress was
rented from His Majesty's theater,
where it had done duty In "The Last
of the Dandies."
After the levee was over the Ameri
can confessed that he hardly knew
what had happened. When he reached
the palace he was first surrounded by
the yeomen of the guard, who started
him upstairs with great dispatch. In
the course of his progress upstairs the
yeomen disappeared, and ho found
himself In a lane of tin plated life
guardsmen.
Again the scene changed, says Town
and Country, and there was a lane of
royal footmen and next a large room
filled to overflowing with admirals,
generals, diplomats, peers, chamber
lains,, soldiers and sailors of all de
grees of commissioned rank and a
great host of men attired like himself
in levee dress. One by one they were
singled out and ushered into the royal
presence in the adjoining room, where
stood the king surrounded by his suit.
Ihe work of presentation was so
rapid that the American found himself
out and in another room before he
knew what had happened. His over
coat was on his back m the same
rapid, mysterious fashion, and the
next thing he knew he was outside in
the courtyard. But he Avas actually
"presented" and Is now forever Hof
fahig, or eligible for " presentation at
any court in the world, provided he be
haves himself.
All this was preliminary to the pres
entation of the man's wife and daugh
ter at the drawing room. Men are pre
sented at the king's levees, and the
women undergo the same ordeal at the
courts or drawing rooms, which are
by far the more imposing functions. It
is probably no exaggeration to say that
every time a drawing room Is held
100,000 is spent by the people who go
to court.
None but a very old habitue of the
court and then she Is never below the
rank of a countess would dream of
appearing at court in a costume that
she had worn there before. The item
of flowers aloue is one of vast impor
tance. If it were not for the drawing
rooms the large florists could not exist.
Every woman who Is presented goes
armed with a bouquet, whose value is
at least a pound, and some of them are
worth ten times that sum. Then there
are the bookmakers and the hosiers and
the milliners to consider, to say nothing
of the people who lend carriages.
Suppose there are at a low estimate
500 people on the presentation list. Of
these every mother's daughter has her
self photographed in her court cos
tume, and London court photographers
are notorious for their stiff prices.
St. James' park on the night of a
drawing room is filled with London
ers who wander up and down the dou
ble line of carriages stalled in the mall,
peering into the windows and criticis
ing the costumes of the matrons and
their debutante daughters. It Is a
legitimate privilege of the populace to
consider those waiting for presentation
as objects of interest, and there the
latter have to sit, some of them over
an hour, subjected to the gaze of Lon
don's citizens. You see half a dozen
shopgirls flattening their noses against
the window of a motor brougham and
carrying on a rapid Are conversation
about the dress of milady and her
daughter inside.
"Ain't she beootiful, Mary Ann?" or
"Wot do you think of this un? Oi don't
like 'er gown at all." -
All this has to be borne with Spar
tan fortitude so long as there is.no
rowdyism; but, strange to say, there
never Is.
A good many people starve them
selves- for months so that, they end
their offspring may have the money to
enable them to go to court There are
many haff pay colonels who live in
the country whose one object is to
eome up for a drawing room.
Generally they have influential and
wealthy friends who make it easy for
them in the matter of lodging in town
and lend them their horses, carriages
and fdotmen; otherwise It would be im
possible for them to go. There seems
to be a tradition that if a man's daugh
ter ha3 . not been presented at court
her way to a successful marriage will
not be so smooth. That of course Is a
fallacy, but the tradition never dies,
and so people stint themselves and en
dure endless sacrifices that they may
put the hall mark on themselves and
their offspring.
Gur9 Celdoi PrpvenU fmuidooui
FOR THE LITTLE ONES.
How to Find Points of the Compass by
Means of a Watch.
Some ingenious person has dis
covered a peculiarity about a watch
hhieh may prove very valuable to
persons who are lost. The peculiar-1
ity is that all watches are compasses
that is, they do not point to the
magnetic pole, but by consulting the
face of a watch at any time of day
the compass point "south" may be
located, and from that all other
points may be easily fixed."
The process is as follows: Point
the hour hand to the sun, and the
south will be found exactly halfway
between the hour and the figuro
XII on the watch. For instance,
suppose it is 4 o'clock. Point the
hand indicating IV to the sun, and
II on the watch is exactly couth.
Suppose it is 8 o'clock. Point the
hand indicating VIII to the sun,
and the figure X on the watch is
due south.
Blowing Bubbles.
Here is a way to make bubbles
that will be both big and so tough
that they will roll over the carpet
before they break:
After having, dissolved a piece of
laundry soap about an inch square
in a ..pint of hot water add a tea
spoonful of gum arabic and stir un
til melted. Then add a teaspoonf ul
of glycerin and a quart of cold wa
ter. The bubbles will not only be
not so easily broken, but will be
more brilliant than usual. By di
viding these suds and coloring por
tions of it with different colored
dyes bubbles of brilliant hue. can be
made. If, however, small children
are to play at the game, it would be
better to use fruit luice for thi;
purpose, currant or raspberry juice
for pink, grated orange peel with
tne juice ior yeiiow.
The Flicker.
He measures twelve to thirteen
inches.
He is of a soft chocolate hue.
He wears a red tuft on his head
ins wings are lined, witn vivid
yellow.
His conspicuous crescent shaped
bib is of black.
He usually bores out more nests
than are to be used. .
Six white eggs are the approved
number for his famih
lie is the largest and commonest
of the woodpeckers.
From Hudson bay to the gulf he
is known bv thirtv-six names.
Gold winged woodpecker, clape,
pigeon woodpecker, yellow hammer,
high hole, yarup, wake up and yel
low shafted woodpecker are some of
his names.
All About a Dog.
In some of the villages of Gc-r
many Avhen a stray dog is observed
he is first arrested that is, he is
caught by an officer of the law. He
is then taken before a justice of the
peace and charged with having no
master. The public crier thengoes
up and down the street ringing a
bell and shouting out:
"We have a dog without a mas
ter ! Will any one pay the costs and
take him.'''
If any one comes forward, the an
imal is his. If no one appears, the
dog is drowned in the river, and
the officer reads hinf-a paper stating
that he is to be drowned because no
one wants him.
The Red Cross Badge.
The red cross was chosen as the
badge of the Humane society out of
compliment to Switzerland, the de
sign, with the colors reversed, being
the Swiss national flag. At the Ge
neva convention in 1864 the nations
decided upon a common flag and
badge for hospitals, surgeons, etc.
The red cross was then chosen.
The Looking Glass.
We have a splendid looking glass,
My little mistress Blanch and I;
It has a frame of waving green,
It shows the trees, the reeds, the sky.
And we can see ourselves as plain
I see her hands, her dress, her hair;
And, when the water's still enough,
I see her smiling at me there.
I've heard my grownup mistress say
A looking glass makes some folks vain;
It makes them think about their looks.
Whether they're beautiful or plain.
But this one does not make ya prouJ.
For, if you should be there, you'd see
That I an looking down at her.
And, she is looking doyn at me!
-St. Nlcholaa.
I A v.itc C Sweet to Eat
1111 VIJ A Cudv Bowel Uutifk
NO. 16.
BIRD MIGRATION.
Hew Do the Flocks Accomplish Their
Annual Flights?
Bird migration remains a puzzle
to the naturalists. The feathered
travelers arc known to leave their
southern habitats at the end of the
rainy season and to gather in vast
(locks at regular meeting places.
Not all the migratory birds, by the
way, migrate. In many or most of
the species there are individuals
who rest and mate in their winter
homes, letting the flocks of their
kind depart. But most of them
mysteriously draw together at one
place and time and rise high in the
air, where they can be seen moving
like a swift dark cloud, making for
the north.
I Some of our ISTorth American
birds winter as far south as Central
and even South America. They are
observed to take certain routes in
their annual journey. The long,
narrow Pacific slope is one of these
aerial ways, another lies across the
Texas plain and northward to the
Missouri vallej', and a third passes
over the Antilles and Florida and
forks in central Alabama to the
west and east of the first walls of
the Appalachians. The westward
way leads to the eastern Mississippi
and the great lake basins, the east
ward fliers skirt the coast midlands
and pass after leaving some of their
number along the way into the
Hudson valley, their gateway to
New England and the north. These
routes all furnish rest and water
and avoid ocean stretches, great
mountain heights and head winds.
But how do the birds concert
their meeting? How do they direct
their flight? Do they await the
south wind to blow them north as
fast again as they' can fly? What
tells them cast and west and the lo
cation of the faroff places to which
they are bound ? How long do they
take to cover the zone from the
tropics to the cold north ? How
many birds pass m those great
clouds of migrants which farmers
in certain regions can see during
half the spring ? Why do they trav
el such enormous distances, passing
over in certain instances regions
that seem quite as well suited for
their habitat as are the places
where they finally decide to settle?
All the nrysteries of the air have
not yet been solved by the natural
ists, nor are all of them likely to
be solved very soon. Scrap Book.
Innocent, but Infectious.
A man running toward the Read
ing railway station in Germantown
the other day as if in great haste to
make the train was the cause of en
livening the gait of a number of
other pedestrians bent on that pur
pose, among whom were several wo
men who fancied they were late for
the train. As the latter wore shoes
none too room', their discomfort in
running may be imagined. When,
breathless, thev reached the station,
they found the first runner sitting
comfortably and reading a paper,
Avith ten minutes' margin before
train time. One of the women,
made bold by indignation, advanced
upon the cause of her anger with
the.query, "What were j-ou running
for? The answer was, lor my
health." Philadelphia Record.
She Couldn't Help It.
One of the brightest and nicest
little patients in the surgical ward
of one of the city hospitals lay on
her bed moaning with pain, says the
Boston Post. She had just come to
consciousness after a slight opera
tion and, though only five years old,
was exhibiting heroic nerve.
Yet she couldn't keep from occa
sional low cries escaping her. She
was the sort of child who hates
above all things to give trouble, and
when one of the nurses stopped be
fore her and, as she thought, looked
a bit reproachfully down at her she
explained between the paroxysms,
with a pitiful little smile :
"Oh, Miss Smith, I can't help it,
can't help it! I'm not used to
operations.
Cayenne Pepper For Mice.
Cavenne pepper sprinkled freely
m cupboards ana snelves which
mice are known to frequent will aid
considerably in preventing them
from spoiling garments, shoe leath
er, papers, etc. Lumps of camphor
placed among clothes are also most
useful as a means of scaring away
mice, while books, especially when
these are put away m shelves or
boxes, should always be protected
rom possible depredations by m
erspersing the layers of books with
small camphor bags.
Cause For Tears.
Dr. Pitcairn, being in a church in
Edinburgh where the preacher was
not only emphatic, but shed tears
copiously, was moved to inquire of
a countryman who sat by him what
it was all about. "What the deevil;
makes him greet ?" was the inquiry..
fcaith, said the man, slowly turn
ing round, "ye had maybe greet.
yoursel' if ye was up there and had,
as little to sav!" Dundee Adver-
iser.
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