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JOHN S: LONG, Editor. K
; Devoted to the Literary, Educational, Commercial, and AgriMltural Interests of Eastern North Carolina.
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TEItJKS:
Om AA1t Aa aAMa
Six , Montlis..............
I 1 CLUB RATES:
Clubs of Ten........:.. ......25.00
Clubs of Twenty.-..... 40.00
a& V'joiz Tisijya ni tjes
f.3.00
One square, first inertion..-.........$1.0
aeh subsequent insertion........ 60
Liberal discount allowed to large adver
tisers,
JOU WORK:
This Department will be u nder the di
rection of a ' gentleman skilled and x
belonglne to It will ba done on mcderate
terms and wita dispatch.
CARDS,
BILL IIEADS, I
POSTERS,
HAND-BILLS,
CIECULAR8,
BLANKS, dec
AmlA tA nrons. cash alwavs on
Oeliverv. x
, - I
The rooms of the Eastern Intelxigex- I
i.i-n. ais iuticu in tun wipom r - , - - I J300KS. w-C. iT
kniuini. An tia mraitr. north oil I. ii
S, R.lFOVyLE dr SON
(D C is a n na d hj ib . -
POR TSJtlO FTITjTel.
B. T; BRIGGS.;;....;.;.....-...PorttiETOR
. T'CLait of North Carolina.) -
fipHIS H0U8E has been thoroughly re-
X ' furnUhed and refitted, The patronage
ot the travelling public is respectfully so-
licited, ' E, F, Whitehead, Sup t I
- aug. -3-tf. , , i i .
J AS F. As LAM0ND,
i ; Wholesale and Retail !-
rro BAOOONIST,
Store in the, building formerly occupied by
: -v f Dr. McDonald.
KEEPS CONSTANTLY ON HAND
Pine Chewing and Smoking Tobaoco
rf all rrades. cheaD. for Cash only, at his
Store on Main Street. feb 9 ly
1
j Amity Academy.
Middleton. Hyde , County, N C.
riUIS SCHOOL will be re-opened for the instruction
L f pupils of both sexes, Monday, vcL-ato.
. Tuition 8, $18, 1, and $20 per session.
Board $T to $8 per saonth.
g' T circular, auurrsa uw jimv.i,
au 814ml J. 1L SWINDELL.
.Vli.V-i t JYOTICE.
T?ENPS ER SATTKRTHW AITK, ,1
i Attornev and Counaellor at Law
VraettcesJn the Courts of Beaufort, Pitt, Martin and
llTde. '.
OFFICE Market Street, near the Post Office, Wash-
ngton, tf. C t,mcn i-ti
ZTHE LADY'S FRIEHD,
A Monthly Magazine of Literatnrt and
. ' Fashion.
PUBLISHED BY
Deacon & Peterson,
) 319 Walnut Street, Philadelphia.
I jpixirtiJB, sa.a5o.
H aiy'i'" '.iU -'
JOSEPH POTTS & SON,
i DISTILLERS OF
TUBPEIJTIIIE
U j and put chasers of
mm stoees.
Also keep constantly on hand a targa lot bf
GROCERIES, PRYGOODS
ILIRPWARE,
I PLOWS, &C.
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL,
- , r MAIN STREET,
Washington, ?JV.
Je B. ZZanier & Co.,
';:i- GENERAL
produce Commission Merchants,
1 Portsmouth, Va.
Soliekt ConalrninentS of all kinds coun
try produce, including Cotton, Grain, Lum-
ber, Staves, Naval Stores, Flour, Dried and
Green Fruit. Dry and Green Hides, Bees
wax. Flaxseed, Batter, Cheese, Ejrgs, Poul-
tin.. I
Pitoduce.i -
Quick Sales and Prompt Setnm Guar.
n..y, MA,n (cr ftrruWA in liandv for Cavti.
Meair Bacon. Fish. FertiUsersw ot General
tMercbandUerf win, be bile a wttn,are. ana
r flf Ton
t parties desiring to ship us Grain.
-xi bestpossible iaformaUon furnuhed.
Agricultural Lime' delivered at depot 3 000 yards Stripes, Shirtings, Brovrn
bere, (no charge for Bags or Drayapre) at Blue Dcnitns, and Bed Ticki for
$7.50 per-Ton. Fresh Greund Plaster $14 ,w u' wicwiIT !,'!
. ! Bass furnished free or charcre to y " " ! 1
New Berne Column,!
J. E. AMYETT
, :' dealer la ! '
General JtZtre ha n
dint
:-: :. . , ; ; aad . !,- f '-
3R, OV I SI O 3TS;
At the old $Umd. Sovik Front ttreet , i
mch 9 lyj New Bernei N. C
J). T. Carraicay,
Commission. Merchant
- . ' and deale la' ll ' . -I
Groceries, Hardware, Crookery, and
i. uiajsswara.. u . . . ..t.
Court HOUSO Ouildini?.
mch 9-ty
New Be
GEROCK & WIHDLEY,
PR0Y1SI0II MERCHANTS,
Keen constantlr on hand a rood stock of
film a r napvr T trT ci i a nr mtn
tt A T J -11 .ii a !. ji L i? r
auu au oioer gooas in ueir une.
Located on South Front street
opposite the Gaston House. I Will
neatly
sell I
L 0 W FOR ClA SH.
D. Gerock, former It of Trenton.
N. C.
t onT N. C. ' i juiie -lv
I if".- i I
W A LTH B G. IT B S T,f
Bookseller, Stationer and Kewi Dealer,
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FOLLOK 8TAHT, STKW BEJtXK, W. C,
t (
KeeP constantly on hand good supply of
School and Miscellaneous Book.
STATIONERY,
FANCY ARTICLES, 6c
Also receives recpilarly, fcy every mail, the
or U ana
1 i A XT . V V A fl nm-nvvv w ' ' I
TT T TTRTPtTrn t. tJ-! u -:
gaxines, Fashion Books, Novels, Sens:
w sr a vsk w UVUlVAlf AIA
I.
BgU-a.lI orders by mail promptly filled.
Special discount to- teachers and dealers.
Pictures trained on reasonable terms, and.
at short notice. ,, a june
: .; 1 ' ' , ii
Wholaaale and Retail Dealer in
GEOOEBUS, PBOTISIOHS and PISH
. ; i
Keeps constanly on hand a fall assortment
of articles jta his line, which he will sell
x ojw jfo ji cis n,
V ' or in exchange ftr" i
CO UNTR r PROD UCE
Middle Ktreet, near the Market . .
june 22-ly : ,i NEW BERNE, N. C.
F. FULFORD,
Wholesale1 dealer in
. ... i . .
BOOTS. SHOES, HATS, GROCERIES
Located at the corner of South Front and
t Craven Streets.; , ?t
TERMS CASH.
Also will give his personal attention to
all orders entrusted to his care, for the pur
chase and forwarding of packages to parties
on the line of the Kailroads, or in toe sur
rounding country.- JLnd receiving and dis-
P08ine 0f country Produce, for Cash, or ex
chaneing the same for Goods,' as per order
of consignor. '
Having been long connected wita tne
mercantile business, and from his extended
to merit, as well aa receive, a liberal share
of public patronage. ; june 23-Iy
GEORGE BISHOP,
.New Berne, N. C.t ,
Manufacturer of Window Sash, Blinds.
Doors, Mouldings, Brackets, &c. dec, Ac.
STEAM SASH AKD BLIND FA0T0BY
Hancock Street, near A. & N. C. R. R;
METALIC
uuna vaset -ksalv
Mshogany.Wal
V w- a
nut, ana iropiar
COFFINS V
kept on
hand, fw,-
an
d famished at
short notice.
1 una 22-1 v
CHARLES H. LATHAM,
4 - ;:
General AgenforAeSUte of North Caro-
linn fAr trtA iaiA m v.
t
TAXCY POUJ4TBY and EGOS for setting,
, ;
offers to the public the most
COMPLETE AND VARIED.
stock in this line, Jwhlch willmeet the en-
ure wants oi
JUXu OTFEL PEOPLE!
Pp Cireulars of prices can be obtained
on application Hew uerne, n. u.. ioo.
june 23-ly
WALKER, aJONEa ft CO.
( . . .- I : il :
Wjh o 1 o m a I e fSro o.e tt m
i " " ' fSl
CotrnnUHon JSZerchanti,
j . Crcmtn Street, JVeW Bern, N. CI,
MsjwtMtams Aeats for Um sale ef the bast bran of
VIRGINIA AUD 0. C. ' T03ACC3 1
j Qy w one of the targeet stocks of Oroce-
I ru la Eastam north CaroUaa.
mchlfrl
i w.uv 06C.s ior BEie DY
irsi.euv
H. WIS WALL, jr
1 10.000 vartls brown and Dieacnea
SHEETINGS and SHIRTINGS, for
8ae Dy . H. WISWALL, jr.
. 25 bags COFFEE,-rRio4 Laguira and
J Jav lVr wc J w jfi
5r zS
i
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"WAJSI3XNra-T02Sr, OSr. C.j TTJESbAOGTOBER J28s 1889- v,
Norfolk Adyertisements.
Prince & Hunter,
general!
COMMlSStOn MERCHANTS,
Not. 25 & 27 Commerce Street,
Liberal advances made on Consignments-
Shell Lime 7 50 per tonL Freight, $4
per ton by steamer Olive, to SVashington.
octo-m 1 i . -,'J
D fi, GODDWS COMP O UND
GENTIAN BITTERS,
Th Great American Tonic and Diuretic 1
Kacomnended and prescribed by phyifciana wherever I
The ''Oimnoxind Gentian Bitters"
i I , i
ar made ofthe purest and best Vegetable Tooica and
Votvl stll mwvhnti Mia Ham nittvvatu In avUUrw- sJ T
for diseased Kidneys, Bladder aud tHfTnary organs, I
- . .w , ' .v " t - I
Thaae who trr these Bitters, for the foUowIne dis- I
T r . " ! I
speedy and electa U Barnedy. They are a sure pre?
will In AwaMw 4 aA rt thorn s mtLtm nlaiant
ventive and cure for - .
Chills and Fever, and all malarial diseases I
, Dyspepsia, Indigtion. Sick-Stomach. Colic, Sick-Head
ache, BroncbitU, Asthma, Cold, and Coughs, Neuralgia
I every Disease requiring a general Tonic Impression.
U.aerai vwuity, .uiseases 01 Ajaneys, irr.vel, cc, ana
XSr for diseases peculiar to I wuales, it is almost a
specific. i I -
-w la e'.nvaiascence frain Typnoid and other loir
forms ol lever, it is we very best Tonic that can be used.
Ate Compound lientiail JJltterS
VT & . with tinlVAv.al l..n. a n1 . . I n kdutv mm
af eet with universal favor, and have in every case
liven entire satisfaction; and have received we
troageet tesumoaiaie ever given to any Med
icine, a few of which we append below ;
This is to certify that r have used Dr. Ooddin's Com- j Cin symbols, at leasO of altars and in
und Oentlan Bitten, and cheerfully recommend them I A ' i ' '
poroeiit un Buun,
e the very best Bitten
iAim. -w A, R.M.HOLT. H.n.t I
very best citusrs msi can oensea lororainary
upscsBD,uraaseuonn.umayio,isoy. i
t -. - l
Di. Oi'DDW Dear Sir : I have tried your "Compound I
sflAt1tfn Uitlatsi nrf Anil f Vtsim lliaa truAsil rvAWsrful H in. I
rtio tht I hftre ver used Their effect upon the kid- I
, ncyi salJQ anafrv orgaus uu , aauu sao avvaaaauaaauai i
and tonic it is au was, any one couia asai i
Ttry respecuuuy, yours, sc.. i
" - JA-".M. NIWSOM. M.D
Littleton, V. Cnecember SO, 1S6S. 1
Da. Oodimi Dear Bin I have riven your "Compound
... . . . . j. i .i
Oevtlan Bitters' a fair trial. I do not believe that any
The merit all you clali for them.;
Tours. Ac.
R. it. KING.
Deaury Sheriff Hsllfax county.
Gaston, N. C, December SO, 1SC3. I I
Da. Ooddii : Toar "Bitters" are the best remedy for
Brostchitia I ha veever tried. One bottle of it cave my
wife complete relief. At a tonic I believe it has no
equal. JUspecuuiiy, i
se. s. it- nuKiuiauiUA.
Near Uttleton, January SO, 1869.
I hereby certify that I have been nsine Dr. Goddin's
k Coin pound Gentian Bitten" for Couarh, General De
bility, ac and l am luuy aatuaea tnnt tney are tne
best Bitters of which 1 nave auy knowledge, and tne
est Tonic offered to tne American people.
i ' KOBKKT X. cltATSK.
Henrioe County, Va., June SS, 1869.
Prepared only by Dr. N. A. H. G0DDIN.
JAMES T. WIGGINS,
Proprietary Agent,
Norfolk, Va.
M. BroWn & Co,,
Washington, N. C.
For sale by C.
apr 6-Iy sept 21
JNO H. WKIonT, i JAKES W. LEE,
i at Nansenwnd co Va. ( Late of Petersburg, Va.
LaU
WRIGHT, LEE & CO.,
Cotton Factors
AND GENERAL i
Commission Merchants,
No. 14 Roanoke, Square,
JYORJFOLML, YJi.
AGENTS FOR THE
SALE OF THE
! CELEBRATED
PeterSlbttrflC i "City Mills
I , i i ,1
55
AND OTHER B BAKES OF
iBW
Ji j J LI XX
aeg Sl-ly
If. Gi JORDMJY,
COTTONPAQTOB
General Commission Merctant,
Office. 30 Commerce st-, Norfolk, Va
Consignments of Cotton, Grain. Lumber,
Naval Stores, and country proao.ee gener
all v. solicited.
XT' Liberal cash advances maae on
consignments when desired. "8
I iui ueuew jctvuiuuki juuir. j
-v-Ji t. rs l tr 4:
i attenoea to
..... in!m
l a, statos, ..... iiami.wm.
TT -1 a T n
w.H. bennett.. ......jorfolk, Va.
i a aaa.......s i....Mvvvii.ia.
I fi .i i mm tm i
a i a I UHi uenne i i cxs..
Cotton Factor and
COMMISSION MERCHANTS
McPhail's Wharf, Norfolk, Va.
This House doe strictly a Commission Business, and
will, under aa circumstance, aepart from tlis principle.
Jos. Potts
Sou
HA V E -
R E M O V
ED
.1
TO THE LARGE
KlUiV SltJiiJii
-vt-a-fw-rf-M-tr-f- nmrv
Q W O SITE
' : THE :..'.'
BAM OF
gtOIl,
REMOVED.
WashiD
The p. e. Church Bis?
The New York Herald
The Protestant Episcopal Ch y . Ho
the United States has forty-nin
ops. ,l be Might iter. li. li
.Sith
D. D., of Kentucky, is the p
RUnnn; the Rifrht'Rev. C P, t
Ilvaine, D. D LL. D., of Ohf ihe
r -o T .1
next in seniority ; and tneitig
F. D. Huntington, D. D.L oft
Antral
er of
pflda-
rsew xorK, ioe lasi in lue
consecration. Bishop Turtle
ho and Iltah.ff the VOUntest in acre.
and Bishop Kemper, - of Wisconsin
. ' r , Zm. - '.
the oldest. 1 BishtJp Southgate, form
erly in charge of the Turkish Missi-
t tw
on. and BibhOD Payne, late of XfrlCa.
ilLl ti- 1 t
are oniT American risnops who
f
nave resigned loreign jnnSdiction. -
The Episconal bench may be thus
theologidally classified : Thirty
three Hign-church, two Broad
church, fourteen Low-church. Of
i'ii
the "high'j class a dozen are more
or less inclined to ritualism not civ-
en to its excesses, but favorable to
many of jits
forms and measures.
Such hetieve that the worship admits
irpnse. and lichM an.f lftvpls. anrt
7 . '
. , , , ,
rooes tuu uarps. ana songs ana aao-
rations, which SO me Call DODish.
I . .
Cy believe that the Church, like
i J
nature nas ner Varicci i seasons, ana
should dress accordingly:; that Chris
.1
tlan svmbolism, like the! bow in the
coud, teaches divine truth ; that a
fldwer
thought
is , suggestive of spiritual
that vc should consider the
lillies,"
should
even in the church, that we
"beautify the sanctuary,7
"worship the Lord in the beauty of
llolinessi,, bring ; gifts to his altar,
dwell in his courts, walk about Zi
on," etc. , Daily prayer, free seats,
surpliced ch6irs, choral services week
ly communions, frequent 'offertories,
elaborate decorations, systematic char
ities, are in vogue with this class.
Most of them have their own cathe
drals, which arc the centres of dioce
san unity, as in Maine, Western New
York, Illinois, Iowa? Indiana, Min
nesota, jNebraska, California, Geor
gia, 1 eonesee, - and Honda. The
bishops who own cathedrals are not
all, I however, ritualists. Lee, 6f
Iowa, and Coxe, of Western New
Yorkj are quite the reverse. Per
haps jthe Bishops best entitled! r that
distinction are Becwilh, Doane,
Whitehouse, Young, Whipple, Nec-
-i
ly, atid Kip.
j None at all approach Father Mor-
rel's standard, and can hardly equal in
catholicity , so-caled, the m ted Eng-
lish lishps of Salisbury '
hat was) or
the Sandwich Isles. Bi
hop Beck
with, of Georgia, is the finest Episco
. . .
l
pal orator. He formerly divided the
pulpit honors of New Orleans with
the , celebrated Presbyterian, Dr
Palmer. Bishop Doane of Albany.
I "vti a ar svwwaaw V a a J m aj j i
I ents pis father's taste and talents;
He is a great worker and enthusiast
for the church
Bishop WLi ehouse,
of Illinois, whatever his other quali
ties may
be is
allowed to be a great
preacher ancr
scholar. ' We doubt i
Chicago; or thei West hps an abler one.
His appointment to preach the open
ing sermon at Lambeth, lonterence
. indicated his high standing among his
colleagues, isisnop x oung, ol lori-
I j ; j-L; ri l i . ? i
I ua, is uiMiuguisucu as, an ecciesiaio
gist and as a warm advocate of the
H 1 1 A 1 ni ! 1 . TT'
vjrreeK ana Anglican nurcnes. xiis
,ast visit' t0 the East was prQdttCtive
, ,
1 a r T & a? i o o f i 1 men
Whipple, of Minnesota, is known all
tTT r tha iiAiintrtf o c tha I nrlion'c
.a -'. via a,
friend. He has done more than any
other citizen for their spiritual and
temporal welfare. Henr Ward
Beecher has written the best eulogy
of this prelate. Heevidenly jelieves
in Bishop Whipple's1 apostolic succes
sion. Bishop Kipp, of California, is
a well known author. His 'Early
Conflicts of Christianity." "Double
Witness of the Church."-''Catacombs
of Rome," &c., have had a wide cir
culation. He is a man of taste and
accomplishment. Bishop Neely, of
Maine, is a noted ijusicin. Unlike
most of his Episcopal brethren, he
can 'sing or say," according to the
rubric. He is the second Bishop in
the United States' who has led the
song Veni Creator Spiritus in the Of
fice for the Consecration of Bishops.
The late Bishop Hopkins was the first
to use the musical rendering 1 of the
service.8 as he was the first to bear,
or to have borne his pastoral staff on
religious occasions. Bishop Hunting
ton's works are voluminous, his most
celebrated being "Milner's End of
1
V,f T);tiioli'Gm ho. mnr. FnicwilKl .
yi ihivuiigM c, Jkiiaj , tuviv i 4-ew wa
defenders than is supposed! and very
ma'nyjwould practice. what he taught
if. they dared. Bishop Huntington
was a musician of the first 1 class, an
ychitect and an artist as well as a the
ologian. His ; church . and diocesan
school at Burlington, Vermont, are
the products of .his hand. Few meq
evi
al
ver possessed greater versatility .of
ent.
A Huge Joke. As Mr. Stuart Rob-
son, the popular comedian, was ap- J
broaching the corner of Rollins and
VV ashingto.j streets, not long since, he
encountered a pompous-looking dar-
key, who was in charge of a. comfort-1
able family carnage and a span of
sleek-looking horses. As Mr. Rob-
ion neared him, the newly-made Ame-
rican citizen patronizingly
him with :
accosted
"Young man I"
"Sir to you," said Robson, pulling
off his hat with meek politeness. J
4If you are not in a hurry, .would
you oblige me by dropping into that
store across the wav and brincrincr me
a plug of; tobacco ? I can't leave my
a veil m f I
. " - " O C7 . I
horse, ana I'll ao tne same ior you j
someday." : . 1
"For a moment the . comedian's dig-
nity seemed staggered, but he quickly
recovered , himself, and, . with an ill-,
concealed smile playing on his comic
countenajice, replied :
Wilh pleasure, sjr."
The coachman handed him a twen
ty-five cent note, which was received
in. the most respectful manner by Rob-
son, who proceeded directly to (the
store indicated, and in a few moments
returned with the tobacco in one hand
and fifteen cents change in the other,
which he held out to the party who
bad given him so striking a proof of
bis confidence. ,
Mr. Darkey received the tobacco
with a slight "tbVnk .y ou," and wa-
ving his hand with the most sell-sat-
isfied importance, said : j '
"You can keepjthe change, young
man.", I f
;74AIr Robson's -face has expressed
many comical emotions in his profes-
sional capacity, but we doubt if he
ever looked so quizzically ludicrous as
then, fully realizing the amusing ab-
surdjty of hij position' he . pocketed
his fee and walked briskly away.
Boston Courier. - " ;
' A Woman's Rights Woman.
Miss Olive Logan, ' the pink of wo
men's rights women, is now taking
her ease at Long Branch, and some
impudent scribbler has- taken the lib
erty of getting up a pen photograph
of her looks and habits. He says :
if 'Olive Logan is getting handsomer
and ruddier every day; 1 She gets up
every morning at five o'clock, and
walks four miles before breekfast, all
alone. After breakfast she puts on a
brown linen !sdit, and , goes down to
the beach to bathe in the Bloomer
costume. She is the bet swimmer of
her 6ex so far ; paddles, floats, treads
water, dives,) swims backward, anl
scares the bathing-master by going
way out where the sharks are. After
the bath she puts oh a blue dresr, and
plays billiards for two hours, to the
astonishment of, the billiard-marker,
who swears he never saw thei like,
Then she puts on a gorgeous silk for
dinner, and after dinner, she goes out
driving, and the way she handles the
ribbons is a caution to Grant In the
evening she puts on a satin dress,
with a long train, and all befurbelow-
ed with red velvet and yellow lace,
ami goes to some Hotel were there is a
nop, ana nere sne comes out even
stronger than iu bath, billiards' or
bowling along the avenue. At eleven it was heavy on the familyl
o'clock she comes" horn?, puts on a . Wonder if he has beconle habit-ua-suit
of brown merino, and writes wo- tej n not he can try a night or so
man's rights till bed time,'
The Internal Revenue Department
has been recently bringing its judicial
liarht'to bear on hos-killinz, and de-
cidesitto be "manufacturing," and
of course subject to tax. '
The New York Daily News heads
its acceunt of the recent hurricane in
Wall streets : The Gold - Wrecks
. , a
only one-suiciae yet reponea." .
,Here is the way they do it in Mas-
chusetts : " E. O. Pollard, wno .re
ceiyed permanent injuries from a de
fect i the highway of the town , of
Woburn, Mass., has recovered lTj
950 damages.',' That beats. Perry
Davis' Pain Killer.
What next. : .
w -..-. . .
Making a Tarn Vool Mit
HIlTISelf. !
An excite4 individual ot the Dutch
pers-iasion rushed one day into the
Mayor's oljice in a-city not over a:
thousand miles in a direct line south
of Communipuw; and determined, on
an interview with that worthyYunc-
tionary. He was told by jTom Brown
thatt the Mayor was "subjected to eat
ing something, and had therefore gone
to dinner. v - I !
"What do you want with him ?"
inquired that irojS&ssive officer. ;
"I vants ;- Mister Helum to get xne
ein baper to kill i. tog vpt pites me on
te leg. " answered the Dutchman. -
Ah I jro.u want jiq order of execu
tiou Issued against the vicious catine.,
said Tom, who has a smattcring of 4e-
gal acquirements. !
"No I tussant vant'anyj6uch ding,
I vant one baper to tell me to kill te
bup He bites my leg so- bad you
neber see, I kits te hytorfobia by
tam, unt I vaut to kilt him, or I gits
mad too,'? x r
, "Oh, now I see," said Tom ; 4you
want authority toj proceed j with force
of arms azainst the dangerous animal.
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'-Mein Got, no 1 dat is not vat I
a T . Ti ST A . ' m . -
vant. x vanx ie mare 10 git me vone
(license to kill te tarn dog. I vants
him to make me one baper, so veil I
kills te dog he can uicht go iuio court
and swears against me.?
?The dog swear, against you ?"
'Nein, not te dog J te manfvat owns
te tog. You see, if I kills him"
"What, Icill the man?", j
"Nein, not te tog, und te man shues
me for te price of te tog, du I vants
te law oil my side, you see 1" I
'Ah ! now I understand you.
said jTom, very much amused at the
Dutchman, and . humorousIyiiiteut on
exhausting his patience--"you' want
to arrest the man who own; the dor,
so that the animal may not bite you
again?" ; j j
"No, no ! Got in himmel ! No ;
you kits everyding by te tail ly cried
the Dutchman, who begn Tom was
making fun of him. "I dinks, you
vant to choke mit me. De tuyvel I
I vants shustice no chokes, I vant
to knock te togs "brains ou ; and if
de mare von't gif me one baper for to
do urn, I knock his brains put any-
how 1"
"The1 Mayor's brains?"
'i'Nein, te tog W roars the excited
Teuton, and turning toj leave the of
fice met at the door the, mavor, who
had just returned fron his, dinner.
The officer promptly gave him an or
der to execute the; vicious; animal;
. 1 1 , Lm
As he was leaving the offiice, he
encountered the. impressive Tom, !
AU right now ?" inquired he.",
.".Yah,' all right I I coes right off
to te owner of te tog, and kills 'em."
-, What, he ownei?" - . ;.
" No te tog ! Lbok I here, Mister
Tom, you make a tam vool mit your
self by saying tog -yen I means man
and saying man yen I means : tog.
Now you kia shust to to. te tuyvel !'
and the Dutchman departed . ,
hIbit is Everything A; city
man, accustomed to lodge on one of
the noisiest streets," recently visited a
country friend. Too much quiet de-
stroyed his rest at night. His friend
felt for his distress, and said he would,
try and relieve ' it. Accordingly he
went to a neighbor's, procured a bass
drum, which he beat under the guest's
bedroom window, and had his'boy
run a soeakins 1 wheelbarrow- iin and
down on the porch, while his wife
played on the piano, and 'his seivant
gfrl pounded on the chamber1 door
wjth the tongs, j In this manner the
sufferer was enabled to get two or
three hours refreshing sleep, though
in a ten-pin-alley, letting one of the
balls strike him on one . side of his
head (or body if he should prefer it,)
to turn him over!. - Habit
is a 'great
thing.v ' -:"ta.,; ; .-.
An autogiaph letterl of Humboldt
sold for $25.in St. Louis recently f
The people who stood ground, the
late Philadelphia fire
made 7rood
I b.aJ Uurliiulrav rinrr '
ur
Over one hundred and eighty tho.
sand people have left Havana sine;
r-a ' . v . 1 ! "' s ' ' t ' .1
the Uuban itevotution Dcgan, jnu
there1 are said to Rbe 10,000 vacant
houses in that city.
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The inventive mind never is at rest.
The last sensation is, that some one
has invented a sure flying machine.
GRJMD U LjT 01 R At.
I Butter vs. Cheese. A writer in
the .Aurora Beacon thus balances the '
account: Farmer's wives usually make .
their butter; yet I think six cents per
pound wojild be a small reward for
skimmiBg
a ' a
a a
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ine mux, cnurning, and
Keeping p
ing care of
ans and utensils clean, tak-
and marketing the butter.,
of making cheese is twot-
LThe price
.cents tto two and a half cents per one
pound; the cost of drawing the mill
to the factory, and drawing home the
whey, is from half ! a cent to one ceit
per pound of cheese. With cheese
at twenty cents, and batter at forty,
cents, which is near the market value
of each, we will see how the accouul
stands ;; two or three-iourths jiounda
of cheese at twenty cents per pound
gives fifty-five cents ; , making and
drawing milk, three cents per pound,
gives eight and one-lburth cents ; net1
value of milk, forty -six and three
fourth cents. The same amount of
milk would make One pound of but-;
ter worthy. thirty-eight to ; forty cents'
per pound ; cost of making and mar'
keting, six cents ; leaving thirty-two
or thirty-four cents, for the mifl show
ing a deficiency or loss of twelve to
fifteen cents on each pound of butter.1
Will the butter man be any better ofF
next summer, when he sells his butter
for twenty-five cents per pound, and .
pays twenty cents per. pound for his
cheese? j - .-. :
Make a Scrap Book, Inteliigent,
progressive farmer takes a paper,
This is a fixed fact. It to be
hoped too, that be has half a ozen
journals of one sort or another e very
month, i But, however that may be
vhen he reads them over he 'often
aavs;" Now I wish: I could remember
that item, and put it in practice next
season, f I believe I will cut ( it , out
and save it ' somewhere.' He oes
cut it'out aud puts it in his. vest pockp.
et, or between the leayes of a book,
or in some put of j the "way place,
where there is little chance of hisev-i
er seeing it again.
Now, when he cut it out he took
a step in "' the right direction. . Why -did
he not go on a-little further) andf
paste it in a scrap .book ? ' Then 'it
would have been permanently jsaved
and very convenient lor reference.
Preserving papers in files would isaye :
all the articles, but; few,." would take,
the trouble to look all through . them '
for some point which they, wished lj
look over again. It would seern too
mueh like loooking for the proverb
ial "needle in the hay-mow.'?,
The scrap book givs you the very
cream of your papers. There are
usually only a few! articles iu "eacli
one which seem to; have been writ
ten expressly for you; and you do hot
care to save those belonging td some
body else ', You do not care to " reabT
the columns pn hce-.keeping) ' whtn1 .
you never owned tc bee iu your life;
but probably your neighbor ' tales'
more interest in that than anyjother
rlnartmpnt. It is thi beantv of ev-'
ly gJ PaPer ' h,Mjf,feS !
. .. .
in it for every one.
Impure Drinking Wate Now
is the season when we should' guard
with the utmost care against every
possible; contamination of our-wells
and I springs. ' During the ; winter,
and early summer, ' the ' amount?1
water.iri the soil is sufficient .to .keep
ny sHght iropuiity I o far diluted as
ol be comparatively unimportant, but
during this and the succeding months
when the springs are low, when' most
of the water-bearing strata1 of the soil
have run dry, the; virus is so oa '
centrated as to tell,with-' oAen-fatal
effect, on all who use the '.water. .
This season of low wells is peculiarly ,
the season of ty phoid fever, - epidemic
dysentery, etc., and it-stands very
sensible man in hand to provide at
once for the purification of the source
from which the driuking water of his
family is taken. A single cup' of clear
water, from the sprir.g may t car
ry the seeds of a fatal disease, and iy
phoid or dysentery may come,) like a
thief in! tLe night, and carrVj, ay ay
the pride of the house: Then jhere
will' be lamentations over the inscru
table decrees of Providence. " ' '
If no well or spring is at 'hand
which is surely free from; con lamina -tlon,TVrHich
has no streak, of gravel ! ,
connecting it -'u privy-vault, a K
ccss-pool,or a barn yad C.Vi b'jall
means commence by prbfiding srt.
supply of raiu water1, and eoduby.ito
arranging the ; establishnteu hat no
atom of the waste of house; .or. barn
shall find its way into tne lower sou.
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