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Soft Over
Now that we’re fully into
the rerun season, it seems
that the time can’t pass
quickly enough before a
new season begins. Most of
you soap opera fans are
probably at the edge of
jronr seats wondering what
the premiere of the two
favorite nighttime pro
grams, “Dallas” and
“Dynasty,” will shock you
mkay. Iarimtm, ym
hooked on “Dallas ”)
So, since “Dallas” is my
primo show, let’s make a
few predictions about it.
Since Cliff Barnes has no
legal rights to the Ewing
oil; I predict that he will go
on a drinking binge, be
come abusive to his newly
wad wife and just generally
make a* decline-in both his
bMinese and personal af
fairs. Of course, every time
he hears the name J.R.
Ewing he will become un
controllably violent and
lash out at whatever and
whoever is near him.
Now for the harder sub
ject, J.R. Is it possible that
heartless J.R. Ewing has
Winger? Or will he treat
her like another object
he has won her? One
for sure. Sue Ellen,
isn't
wimi aoout "uynasty?”
By some coincidence I hap
pened to watch the last
show of this series. If me
mory serves me correctly,
everyone got sprayed with
ammunition fire by a
terrorist group at Alexis'
daughter’s wedding.
If it were left up to me,
half of those characters
would remain dead. Why
do I say that? Steven’s
confused feelings between
hi* estranged wife,
Claudia, and his male lover
istoore than sickening. My
Prediction for them is that
Claudia will have a sex
change operation. That
way, Steven can finally
have his cake and eat it too.
Blake and Crystal are a
good couple. Yet, this year,
they have been flirting with
the idea of having an af
fair I predict that they will
finally go for it and regret
it later.
On the last episode Dex
ter had left Alexis. When
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happen
Loretta
the fall season starts, I
predict that he and Aman
da will have a torrid af
fair, if the possibility of
them getting together
doesn’t pan out.
Of course, Sammy Jo will
play the female villian role.
Like every (good?) soap
opera there is that woman
whom we love to hate. No
doubt about it, Sammy Jo
is it for “Dynasty.”
Last, but not least, .the
news that Fallon will re
turn is old. But what I also
have heard is that Fallon
and Jeff will be starting
their own version of “Dy
nasty.” TTie question that
comes to my mind is, Will it
work? Evidently, someone
thinks so. But I guess we all
have to wait until this fall
to see.
LITTLE THEATRE .
“The Best Little Whore
house in Texas,” “Wait
Until Dark,” and "My
Sister Eileen" are only
three of the five plays to be
presented by the Little The
atre of Charlotte this com
ing fall season. Season
tickets for the five plays
are $35 and are good for
any public performance.
The first production will
open in September and the
season closes in May. For
more information, caH_ ..
376-1777.
MINI AUCTION
The public is invited to
take part in the WBTV
Boystown “Mini-Auction”
coming Wednesday, July
10, to uptown Charlotte’s
Independence Center
plaza.
WBTV-Boystown Auction
and will include items from
local merchants like Mar
tini’s, Montaldo’s, and the
Uptown Car Wash.
CBS SPECIAL
John Savage stars as a
young man in Russia whose
dreams of returning to
America help him survive
18 years of torture, star
vation, and brutality in
Siberia. “Coming Out Of
The Ice” is based on the
memoirs of Victor Hem an
and will air Wednesday,
July 10, at 9 p.m. on Chan
nel 3.
OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS
John Kee and the Kee
Singers is certainly a gos
pel worth an encore. They
will be appearing again on
“Opportunity Knocks”
Sunday, July 7, at 5:30 p.m.
on Channel 42.
CALL RAIFORD
A new talk show will be
premiering on Channel 36,
Monday, July 8, at U p.m.
Each weeknight at 11, Rai
Terd will speak on a news
worthy issue, offering his
controversial opinion and
soliciting viewer response.
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