North Carolina Newspapers

t - Ed 4 A M Efr C. BDYLIH , pu bJIsher. -The Wadesboro Messehger'&nd Wadesboro Intelligencer Consolidated July, 1883. NEW SEKIES-V0L;.II.-K0. 31. WADESBORO, K. C, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 1888. A- Advertisements. ft. B. LUTL15. i-a- I ..AAA -;eATT0RHEYSr4T-LAW, . , , -WADESBORO,, N. C- " V A; Dr. D.B.FBONTIS, - "Physician and Surgeon WadesboroMI. C. r: taOfBo im Pos-Offioe BaUding.' ' r RAPHAEL-ALLEN, AAV;Barber.v::a A Hair cuTTiira, BHAicpooma Shaving, tea., dona with neatness and "dispatch. Skap.aear Mr. JBnraer's Bakery. r"A' U2 aa ;-sx;; V ' Represents the boding Firs and Life Insur saisa Oompaaies. v , OSos MafMa Street, "Wadesboro, N. C. 6 ; ftMfioe' Over I Hantley's Store,) fcdosboro, North Carolina. - ALL OPKUATIOWa WABRAHTBD. " -A 'A. A ' ' A 'A VA fisefcy Rivsr Springs Institute,- i A;, MALE AND FEMALE.! l ; Eire Seesioa bfcins Sept. Vhs Srd1888. sad second session January 14th, 1889. Board eaxx k had in HoteL including washing, fuel - ad lights, for 17.60 per month. - This is tke-fcealthiefc place la North Caro "Raa, and that should b the first item in sa .' leaiiaf a place ta send to school far otrcmlars, &x., address, - J. E. fOMPKlNS, Principal, m. Silver. Is. C. tkton Academy, 1 '' PDLKTON, N. O. A RUST. fXO. P. BOYD, Priscttal. lilSS LORSPTA BOYD, Associate. . . . ni.oo .50, $3.60 Primary Coarse, Pi spuratory Coursa, 1(9 deduction for lost tims. Turnon paya VJa at end of each echosl month. For furth &r iafermation apply to - . . BV. JKO. P.' BOYD, Pollrton, IT. C, 'iAhsdh Iristitutei TH FALL THRM MONDAY, BBPT. Sa, $t and ' $4 par month. ' . SvsfO ii per month. ' y?fo dedaction mads for lost time. -.. !. - 1S88.- 3. " - Mave Yo - aay tin Roofs that ne painting jbo fr wioter sefea ia? Cal at once and tome of the cIebr ' d . Rubber lkof Paint, the only par, ect protec tor to tin,- and thai will stops leas. HcLendon & Panjons sell i.V d-CHINES, Drtiggist , an d Apothecary, , . - t kaep t all times a fall line of DRUGS, JaDICIWES, PAINTS, OILS, TOILET ARTICLES, fee., fce, .Sty Prescription rtment fii ip charga of Dr. S. It Belk, who will taka p4acnra in filling them night or day. ; l; DOT Y. GrscsriiBiCoRfectiQasr, WADE8B0R0, : O. ' tMGen W tbe pobSo tbe Fresfacfst and Beat Provisions, Sujfar, - . - v Coffee, Lard, Candies, ffitd other artioles asaaQy kept in Groceries aad CoBfeetteneriea. Call and see him SHOUTS GfJ UP. A Religiotw Demonetration such as Was Never Before "Seen in Dun . ham Sam Jones Happy. - ; . Durham Recorder. Last night ' about 3,000 people wended their way through the rain and mud to Parrish'e warehouse to hoar the Rer, Sam Jones. . t, After Mr.' Jones arrived, Prof. Ex oell sang a beautiful solo: "The road to heaveu" and; the choir and congregation . joined in the chorus : Tm going' home. 'V This was-fallowed by a short secret prayer. ; Mr. Jones said be did not fel like preaching, but would keep bis seat and talk to the congregation from his chair. He did not select a' text. He wasted to ask every uncotwert ed person in the building one question : "Why will you continue in sin I JVhy go away from this warehouse to night an im"penitent sinnert" Mr. Jones then took up the follow ing answers and discussed them most earnestly : ' "' - "Don't know what mn is." Ignorant of the nature of sin." "Don't know the consequences of sin." . "Don't think." ' ' After awhile." J : . VR60 eseness." -?, -? "Because a -conquered peace has taken possession of tbe soul. 1 The preacher bandied these ques tions iu such a manner that sooa no sinner bad any standing ground and there was nothing left but a complete surrender to Christ. - a .Soon Mr. Jones, became warmed up and words with -no such power and bearing ever fell upon a Durham audience as did bis as he walked to and fro upon the platform. With an anguished look . and out-stf etched hands he cried : "Oh 1 my God I Am I preach'ing the funeral of some poor soul to-night, who, in spite of all our entreaties, will perish ia the wrong, and bofore nextMonday morning be in hell a damned soul, without hope forever!" - Thus ? the . speaker went on, 'his words burning deep into the hearts of his bearers, until bia audience was in agony and tears He stopped and askeU&t while the choir sang every ono who would, make a start fori heaven and. wanted the prayers of christian people would come and give him their hand. A beautiful hymn was raised and thousands of voices joined in tbe singing. Then came a sight never before witnessed here. Unsaved souls with streaming tears by tbe hundreds filled the aisleB with outstretched hands making their way to grasp the hand of the great evan gelist. The sight was too much for the evangelist, who clapped his bands and shouted: -"Hallelujah I . Glory to God, hallelujah!" Many in tho choir joined in the shouts, the tide swept Over the congregation, the singing ceased and the shouts which followed almost made the roof of the old ware house rattle. Christian people of all denominations and ages for one time joined in general praise to God, and their voicss, intermingled with shouts and prayer, went heavenward as from a single soul. No, Durham never saw saw such sights before and perhaps never will again, but the memory of last night's sceues will go with those who wit nessed it to the grave. Boy's Leisure Honrs. A boy was employed in a lawyer's officeand be had the daily paper to amuse binself witb. v He- began to study French, and at the little desk became a flueat reader and writer of of the French language. He accomp lished this by laying aside the news paper and taking up something" not so amusing, but far more profitable. A coachman, was often obliged to: wait long hours while bis mistress made calls. - He determined to improve the time.. He found a small volume containing the eclogues of VirgiL. but could not "read, so he purchased a Latin grammar. Day by day he studied this and finally, mastered its intricacies.4 His mistres came behind him one day, as he stood by the hor- ses waiting for her, and 'asked him what he was so intently reading. "Only a bit of Virgil,' my Iaay.' She mentioned this to her husband, who insistedthat David should have a teacher to instruct him. In a few years David became a learned man, and was for many years a useful and beloved minister of Sootland. A boy was told to open and shut the gates to let the teams out of an iron mine. He sat on a log all day by the side of the gate. Sometimes an hour would pass before the teams came, ana this he employed so well that there was scarcely any fact in history ' that - escaped his attention. He began with.a little book on Eng- liuh history that he found on the road. Having learned that thoroughly, he borrowed of a minister "Goldsmith's History of Greece." This good man became greatly interested in him and lsnt him books and was often seen sitting by him on the log conversing with bim about the people of ancient times. Boys, it will pay to use your eisure hours well. Selected. I The Central Hotel V WADESBORO, N. 0., D. L. PAKKER, Froprietor. The CSNTRAL. HOTBL la now open for 6ve aooommadatton of tba pablie, being bw & furni&ed tbrooghowS. . :- ratroos will have tbe attention of polite - feed atenva serrate. - v ' .. Hoard by the month can be obtained aa Cbeap as elsewhere A Wadesboro. ' Thanking my friendc for past favors, an4 asking a ebntinaanos of their patronage, I $m, vary truly, ' r-v " :" ' . l .D. U PARKKR, Proprietor. -It Give Us Great Pleasure to serve our patrons. do' not fear you wiirweary us by asking ques tions, we keep a man specially to p.c commodat"you. ''"7 McLendon & Parsons. M J. INGRAM; ' Oofner Wade and Ruttierford streets, - ;v.vWAbE8BORON.C.i;-::' ' - WCl obntinae to famidh. - - his patrons with ' BEEF I Mutton,, Pork, Poultry, Butter, ,4 Eggs, Fresh Oysters, Fish, Fruits and Vegetables, And whatavar else can satisfy tbe appetite ef a gantleman always giving the best iSie market afltorda.--I will pay tfee highest mar ket price for Cowii- Hogs, -Sheep, Chicbens, Egga. &o. fco. ; - i--'-:,. -- ; ,'. .27tf : !i" fflcLondon & Pareona J ave a -very hioe Jine 6t toilorarti -clefl to numerous to , mention, -JEx-uiidne them,-- x---, j , : .. . - - -; Shakeeare's Advice to. Girls. Shakespeare's advice to girls about the selection of a husband is the best in print, without excepting Poor Richard and Hannah More. "Dear .Kate, take a fellow of plain and un coined constancy, for he, perforce, must do, the right, because he bath not tbe gift to woo in other places ; for these fellows of infinite tongue, that can rhyme themselves into la aies favor tney do always reason themselves out again. What, a speak er is but a prater; a rhyme is but a ballad. A good leg" will fall; a straight back will .stoop ; a black beard will turn white; a cnrled pate will grow bald; a full eye will wax nouow ; out a goon uearc, Kate ! is the sun and moon.or rather tbe sun and not the moon ; for it shines bright, aiad never changes, but keeps its course truly' , Darbys Prophylactic Fluid, . Use ik inv every sick-room. Will keen the -atmosnhere Dure and whole some; removing an Dau poors trom anv source. - ' Will destroy all Disease Gernas, in fection from all Fevers and aH con tagious diseases. The eminentphysician, J, Marion Sims, of New York, says 'I am convinced that Prof. Darbys Pro- phyl actio .Fluid is a mest valuable disinfectant. - .. A Marine Version of Absalom's Con duct. Lewiston Journal. "I love a god .sermon," said old Cap'n Bill Weatherrjggin, of Bucks- port, the other day. "I like tbe roll and pitch of a man coiling up religion about the pulpit deck.". Then Cap'n Bill tole a Bible story in his quaint sailor lingo, tbe story of J David and Absalom, and we doubt if ever a Sabbath-BcbooF class beard this story told in such a breexy way. Said the Cap'n, after . shifting his quid and taking a hitch in his trous ers: 'King David's rapscallion of a u, Absalom, bad kicked up a great mutiny in tbe Jerusalem cabin. In stead of starting bim before the mast and lettiog him work his way up to second mate, mate and captain, the old man had let him have the free dom of tbe whole deck and cabin. He was first in the cabin overhauling the old man's liquors in tbe locker, and then forward io the forecastle currying favor with the men,' telling them what a fine oommodore he would make and what good grub he would give them, and what fine voy ages they wonld have when he got command of the ship of state. Well, Absalom made things so wet and bpt that theold man had to take to the long boat with a few of the crew ahd scud away to save bis life; and we find bim anchored on the other side of Jorda" pumping at both eyes.' The Weight of a Heart. The average weight of men's hearts. says the Medical News, is eleven oun ces each, and of woman s only nine or ices. Ibus, when iney give ana take or exchange hearts, man is the ooeor, quality Using equal. Man's average brain weighs forty-nine and a half ounces and woman's forty-four. Tbe average weight for both lungs ia for men forty-five ounces and fc women thirty-two. IjKT US RETURN THANKS.- - . President Cleveland's Exhortation to - ' The People. . .. ' ' .WASHiiraTOiT, November 1st. The President has issued the following: A PROCLAMATIOX. By the President of 'the United States: Constant thanksgiving and gratitute are due from the American people to Almighty God for "His goodness and -- mercy, which have followed them since tbe day He made them a nation and -vouchsafed to them a free government. With loving kindneer-He has constantly lejL,ua in the way of .prosperity, and greatness.' He has not visited with ewif t punishment our shortcomings, but with gracious care He has warn ed us of our dependence' upon " His forbearance and has taught us that obedience to His holy law is tbe price of a continuance, of His pre cious gifts. ' y " In acknowledgment tf all that God. has done for us as a nation,. -and to the end that on an appointed day the united prayers and praise of a grated ful country may reaclrthe Throne of Grace, I Grover Cleveland, President of "the United States, do ; hereby, designate and set apart Thursday, the 29th day of November, instant, as a day ef thanksgiving and prayer, to be kept and observed throughout the land. On . that day let all our people suspend their ordinary work and occupations, and ia their accus tomed places of worship, with prayer and songs of praise, render thanks to God for all His mercies for the abun-J dant harvests which rhave rewarded tbe toil of the husbandman during the year that has passed, nd for the rich rewards that have followed the labors of our people fn their shops and. their marts of trade and traffic. Let us give thanks for peace and for social order and contentment within our borders, and for our advance ment 'in all that adds to national greatness. And mindful of tbe afflictive dispensation ? with which a portion of our la&d has beea visited, let us, while we humble ourselves be fore the power of God,v acknowledge His mercy in setting bounds to the deadly .march xf the pestilence, and let our hearts he chastened by Sym pathy with our fellow-countrymen who have - suffered and who mourn. , And as "we return thanks for all the blessings which we have received from the hands of our Heavenly Father, let us not forget that He has enjoined upon us charity, and on this day of thanksgiving let us generous ly remember tbe. poor and.needy , so that our tribute of praise and grati tude may be acceptable in the the sight of tho Lod. Done at the city of Washington on the 1st day of 'November, 1888, and in the year of Indepennence of the United States tbe one hundred and thirteenth. , In witness whereof I have hereunto signed my name and caused the seal of the United States to be affixed. Grover Cleveland. By the President: T. F. Bayard, Secretary of State. ; Baby Elephants. Haw tbe young elephants in the arge herds escape from being crush ed is something of a mystery, as they are almost .continually io mo tion ; but when a herd is alarmed the young almost immediately Jisappear. A close observer would 6ee that each baby was trotting along directly be neath its mother, sometimes between herforelegs. - - On tha march, when a little ele phant is born in a herd, they stop a day or two to allow ft time to' exer cise its little limbs and gain strength, and thaa-they press on, the mothers and babies' in front, tbe old tuskers bllswing . in the rear, but ready to rush forward at the first- alarm. Whea "'rocky or. hilly places are reached the little ones are helped up by the mothers, who push them from behind and in various ways; but when a river, has to bo forded or swum a comical sight ensues. Abe stream may - be very rapid and rough, as the Indian rivers often--are after a rain, and at such a place the babies' would hardly be able to keep up with' the rest, so tbe mothers and fathers belpthem. " At first all plunge boldly in both' young and old and .. when the old - elephants reach-deep water, where they have to swim, tbe young scramble upon their backs and sit astride, some times two being seen in this position, But the very young elephants oftefl require a little more care and atteu tion, so they are held either uponthe tusks of the father or grasped in the trunk of the mather and held over or just at the "surface of "the water. Such a sight. is a curious one, to say tbe least the great elephants almost hidden beneath the water, here and there a young; one seemingly walking on the water, resting upon a suo- merged backor held aloft while the dark waters foam below. . - In. Re did Something; Better. W ashingtom (D. C) Post. Parson "Johnie, your father wasn't at church on Sunday!" John nie "No, sir. He went fiahin." Parson "My, my! I hope you didn't go with him." - Johnnie (confidently) "No.sir,- I didn't. I tried to get him to go with me." Parson4 'Ah, I'm glad to hear that. Where did you go?", Johnnie '1 went to the baseball match. I'm captain qf the Swampoodle Juniors, I am." : j How-Doctors. Conquer Death... ' Doctor Walter El Hammond 6ays: After a long experience I have com to the conclu sion that two-thirds -of., all deaths -from coughs, pneumonia and Tonsuroption, might be avoided if Dr. Acker's English Remedy Tor consurantion were rmlv I time." "This wondrfnl Remedy is- r&ld un- -'. v. tv" guaumi&eo py xu. a. wovingson v cl Cu. .. . t . . . v . . . . . ' " . ' NothinsEquals It. -Zalaha, Fla, ,June 27, 1887. N. E. Venable & Co. : - I have, been using B. "B.. B - in my family as a blood purifier. -Having never used any medicine to equal it. Respectfully, -; . - ; Mrs. R. M.-1uws. ' MAKES AN OLD MAN TOUWGL A ' . , xtEtrac from a I-etter.3 - P. 8. I booght 3 bottles oy y0Ur Botanic Blood Balm' frona mfy friend T. Ballard, at Campobrfllo, S. C, I have been using i6 tbreeweeks. It .nm f irive roe newlife and new ot Vono-th . If there is Anything that will make , an old ry&n y0ung It is B B B.- I M11 wiling to sell-it. ' I M'n earnestly and JPhoneetly recom mend Botanic ' - why '-Woionlt bottles o "from mfj impobefijc ibreeVwee lewlife a is Anythi fWaa you jrng to & 'honestly 5ovx 1- Balm. wen ade. v. aty bnc&use colds Un- Jr. Acker's JtSnKAH Kem- is an absolute eure for t ' . : , . Tbrowinir Youth's Companion. The village and rural merchant is always expected to 4 'throw in" some thing with any unusual purchase. The custom is unknown to the city merchant, who usually has one price and one rule from which there is no deviation. "You'll throw in a spool of thread, I reckon, if I take a dress-pattern off of this!" asks the thrifty woman in pursuit of "bargains" in a village store. "Well yes, I dunno but I can, replies the equally thrifty merchant. "And a card of hooks' and eyes) "I dunno now; I alnt making i cent off tbe goods, nohow." "Oh nonsense! you're - doubling your money, you know-you are, and a card of books and eyes won't make or brecfk you." "No I s'pose noi ; IH throw them in. "Come, now.Uhrow Jn a sgool bf4 twist, too. . "I'm afraid I can't.- "What I when I'm taking ten yards of tbe gooder "Well, all right; but I can't thro w in anything more." The goods are cut off and paid for and all th other things "thrown in1 are put into the -parcel. But just as tne woman leaves the store she makes this last demandrJwbich the store keeper, secure pf his bargain, firmly refuses to grant: -"Aint you goicg to give ma a stick of candy lor the" baby ! ' Says an Baaiusnt Phyaiataa " v - "Have used for twenty years the preparation known -as Bradheld i Female Regulator. His tbe -beat prescription known - for female dis eases. Fof ". particulars . write The "Bradfield Regulator Do.'. Atlanta, : . A Sad Story. The child coughed. - The mother ran. - No remedy was near. Before-morninir the poot little sufferer - was dead. -, Moral : t Always Keep tJr. ACKer"a JSngllsft Kameoy at naaa ota K. ik- wnngton v-o,- An - Qaser Camacr. - . It is not a generally known his torical fact that from 1774 to 1784 the territory now, known as Tennessee formed a part of North Carolina, and that in 1783 the TenneaseanB, becoming dissatisfied with their gov ernment, -organized, a State govern ment' under the name of 'Franklin' hich was maintained for some years. The State organized aiter- ward disbanded, says tbe Pittsburg Dispatch, and territorial Tennessee was again annexed to North Caro- ina. The following is among the laws passed by the Legislature of the State of Franklin. We copy it as found in a speech by Daniel Webster on the currency of 1838: Be it enacted by the General As serably of the State of Franklin and it is hereby enacted by the authority of the same, That from tbe 1st day f January, 1789, the salaries of the officers of this Commonwealth bo as follows: His Excellenoy tbe Governor, per annum, l.uou deer-sxins. His Honor tbe Chief Justice, per annum, uu deer-stcins. The Secretary to bis Excellency the Governor, per annum, 500 rac coon skins. The Treasurer of the State, 450 raccoon skins. Each County .Clerk.- 800 beaver skins. Clerk of House of Commons, 200 raccoon skins. Members of tbe Assemsly, per diem, throe raccoon skins. . Justices'' foes for signing a warrant, one musk-rat skin. To the constable for serving a war rant, one mink skin. Enacted into the law on the 18th day of October, 1769, under the great 6cal of the State. Anecdote Which ' Bears Every Evidence of Btrlct Veracity. , That classical anecdote of the Eng lish child who, when' reminded that she ought to go to her mother, re plied: "Her aint -a-calling we; us dont belong to she," not only proves that a confusion of cases is common to untutored' minds, hut also that they are deeply attached to pronouns. n the country especially, says the Youth's Companion, does ft love of that part of speech greatly abound. t may be a condition of the natural Bheepishness, attendant on the closer relations of life, but certain it is that in mos rural districts the huBband peaks vaguely of his wife as 'she' bile the other side of the Bhield is displayed in her reference to 'him, - I was goin' out to mow that mornin," said a farmer,' when giv ing bis evidence in court, "and I says to her" . ; "Whom do you mean by her!" in terrupted the Judge. "The prison er!" r .' "No," no, riot the prisoner! She wa'nt there!'' said the witness, bard- y concealing his scorn of the' Judge's stupidity. " "i was talxin' to her. She was in the house f ryin'.dongh- nuts" - "Who was frying doughnuts!" 1 '.'Why Bhe was 1 And I said V- -"Your Honor," interrupted tbe opposing counsel, it seems so me absolutely essential that the identity of this unknown wosoan should be settled." - i , - - She didn't have nothin' to do with the case at all I' cried the witness, in. dignantly. ' . 'She was fryin'-dough nuts for breakfast, and I says' What is her name!' said bis Honor, leaning forward and em phasizing ' every word' with a shake of the finger. " - Her'n!', V . Yea.' - Tbe witness - turned toward the back of the courtroom, and pointed brown and stalwart anger ax. a wiry little woman w no sat mere glaring indignantly at the lawyers who were badgering bim. ' Tbar she sets t' be . announced' An Indian and a Panther. A short time since a bloody fight occurred between an Indian and panther; twenty miles south of Mer cer, Texas. A party of Indians from a neighboring village were out bunt ing wild turkeys. One of the party wh6 ha"d strayed away from ha com panions-met a large panther and shot atit, wounding the beast and greatly infuriating it. The panthof was in close. quarters and. rushed, upon the Indian before be could reload, and bloody fight ensued. The Indian drew bis knife," and when the pan ther sprang upon him cut the beast'i throat from ear toear, but at the same time theT animal fastened its fangs in the throat of tbe Indian and-a death struggl' commenced When the other Indians reached tbe oombatantw both the Judian and the panther were dead. - - - ' Wdrkio at Ntftbt. " ' ' Harper's Baaar. - j. "What ill it cot me' Uncls Ras tus.-to have my coop whitewashed! ."I kain't tell yer. sah. till I makes an estimate ob de size and xiinienshuns. That night the owner was disturbed by-ajoud noise in the hen coop. ill. toerer he-snouted, from an" upper window; .'.what are you doing there? . "It's Una Raetns," was the reply, "and he's figgeriu'on de size-au- di- mnsinria ou Ue coop-." - v IDENTIFIED AT LAST. t -v TWIXXb' An eastern paper heads an Item Gladstone Friendly to Turkey.' . So . are. we. Thanksgiving day is on ths way hither. - "I hone mn nnnmr.iatn th fact air. ' tHat in marrying my daughter you marry a large-hearted, generous girl.'1 I do, su (with emotion), and I bopa - she inherits those qualities frsm ber father." Life. . . . . Mr. Bibber fnexk raorniriffV-Oh. my bead I It is a wonder that a man will put an enemy into his mouth to steal away his brains. Mrs. Bibber . It that's what you did it for. Bibber, I think the enemy got badly left. " Terre Haute Express. "Times are a trifle dulL sir." ha said, addressing a fellow passenger. "Not with xne, 'was the reply; "my business shows a gratifying increase) every year." - "May I ask the natura of year business!" "Certainly; I'm. tne fool killer." Paterfamilias Why. Ethel! You dont mean to tell me vou want to mary that bald-headed Professor w tseman I Etbei It is true he is bald- but think how many young men of fco-aay are bald on the inside of their heads. The Idea. . A doctor in an Ohio town, who ives on a street leading to the ceme tery has a reversible sign. Usually tne sign presents ms name and craca hours; but when a funeral passes he turns it over, and then the fol lowing legend is displayed: ;,'Not my patient; I cure all who follow my directions." - - A law was in force In Eneland in the year 1770 to the effect that 'who soever shall entice into the bonds of ' matrimony any male subject or his Majosty by means . of roue, white paint, Spanish cotton, steel corsets, crinoline, high heeled shoes or false hips shall be prosecuted for witch craft, and the marriage be declared nun and void. When Deacon Poparram visited tbe theatre for the first time he was great ly snocEed at tne ballet lor a Utile while, lie thought better of it after a time, however, and whispered to Mrs. , "Maria; it s awful. I'll allow yen but my 1 if we could Lavs suthin' o' the kind down to one ol our parish sociables, wouldn t wo draw the folks I We'd wipe out that church debt quicker'n scat!" Boston Trans cript. . : , : .' . . t: . r - - Mebitable Jane stan' up an' let 'em take a good look at ye !' Mebitable Jane rose, and after a little more skillful questioning, her identity was " satisfactorily estab lished. Stranger (from Dakota) I - bar you are making muptard plasters by the yard, always ready for use. Drug gist Yas, sir. Would you like to CTefry one! "Not now; but if you'll war rant 'em good and hot you can ssnd me about forty yards by express tc Blizzard ville. Dak.. Winter is com ing on, and wool is too high lor poor A Story of the Stump. Here is a Pensilvania story as told on tho stump in Wisconsin the other night by W. D. Hoard, the republi can candidate for Governor in that state. There lived once in the little city of Williatnsport, Pa., aa old judge by the name of Williams. This old judge was noted for two things: For getting mellow occasionally and for being plucky and courageous under all circumstances a gamy old man It was a peculiarity of the old judge that whenever he got mellow he grew corespondingly religious. One night he wandered into a protracted revi val meeting aud seated himself upon the front seat, full of spiritual influ ence of some kind. The clergyman, engaged in his preaching, rose to far vid pitch of eloquenoe. and in the midst of it exclaimed : "Sbow me the drunkard I Show me the drunkard! Of all men on arth the most unfortunate;. show him to mep To tho consternation of all present the old judge arose, and unsteadily maintaining btmseii, exciaimoa, "Well. sir. here I am." The clertrvman having realised up on his investment much sooner than he anticipated didn't know what to do with it. They finally pulled tbe old iudse down, and the incident had passed out of memory almost, when the clerevmau agnin struct an im passioned period and exclaimed in tho honesty and lervor oi nis neart -Show uie thebypocritel Show me the hypocrito L" Of all men on God's green oartn tne most uespicaiue, Show me tbe hypocrite!" The judge arose the second time. and reachine his cane over to a cer tain shakv old deacon, exciaimea "Deacont why the deYil don't you get Up W06B JOU TO taniovi uui Elactrio Bitters, This remedy is becoming so well k-nnwn and so poDularas to need no arterial mention. All who bave used Electric Bitters sing tbe same song of praise. A purer medicine does not exist and it is guaranteed to do all that is claimed. Electric Bitters will jure all diseases of the Liver and Kidneys, will remove Pimples, Boils, Salt Rheum and other aCectioas caus d bv impure' blood. Will drive Malaria from the system and prevent as well as cure all -Malarial fevers. For cure of Headache, Constipation and Indigestion, try Electric Bitters Entire satisfaction guaranteed, or money refunded. Price CO cts. and $1.00 per bottls at McLendon & Par sons1.- , . - . " , Terrible Two-thirds of aH deaths in New York City are from coiimimutijn or pneumonia, -The same proportion holds for nioxt other cities. Delay ai e- danseroua. ' Dr. Acker's English rejulecs who hare cunsusaptinn liemeay tor ixnsmnption-wiu Journalism In Arlsona Detroit Free Frees. We take -the following from the last issue of the Arsxona Kicker A Nkw Depabtcre. Next week we shall beginathe publication of an agricultural department in the Kick er, thus making a year's subscription ten times as valuable as at pretfnt without increasing the cost to sub scribers. We have mad arrange ments with a tenderfoot who struck the town without a cent to lake charge of tbe new department. He ia a sailor by trade, and w no v? have him out in the country learning U s diffdjnce betweea a coyote and a Hubbard squeaii. Hs may rnk a few blunders on the go-off, nc be sticks to it that potatoes ought to grow on trees and that wheat grows wrong end on top, but he is ahutara-r and will get there by and by. rie member, this department does not increase the subscription pries at ali. We are simply trying to publish a paper worth f 100 p-r year for 12. Passed- Ovkr. Old Jim I3ad.au was found dead in bis ber last Sun day morning, and a coroner a jury returned a verdict af too much whis key. Old Jim and ourself were the only two men in town who dlio't put on false whiskers every time the stage cams in, and who dared in quira for their own mail at the post--; offioe. We remember him chie3 y as tbe flret man who got ahead of us in Arizona. We intended to strike biei for the loan ef a quarter, but be bit us first for tbe loan of a half. Poor. old Jim 1 We ore, not going to guarantee that he is better off, but will wager two to one that be .has L found a shortage of saloons ia uis new stamping grouneV- A ZunavVs Opinion 'of Southern Flightlojr. A 2ouave, leaving Virginia to re -turn no more, on being asked-if be still thought the Southerners couldn't fight, answered: "No, sir, they don't fight; I've seen fighting in Eurspe, in Mexico, and in tbe United States, but I never saw any fighting Hke-tLAhcf " the Rebels.. They dont fight they just . come down like all h 11 npea you. .You needn't talk about fr.iVJr. ing them. Richmond" Enqttiitr Aug 2nd, 1S51.; , i ; ; -'v- - , . .- Consumption Barely jCureJ. TO IBM fjjrroa Pleesa inform vou r red -era tout I have a pusiUvs rroxly for tbe aoove named liaeMe. By its tiinoiy Te thousands of hopeltsw rasoa have baen pru- . aneittlv tmred. I shell be gtad to aenu twu J hot thsa of my remedy yasx to any of yoor it taev wwt A Slwav r- i Mid me tbir exnrets and tKl vtf', oe addreat. !- f ljovrt, and may save year Hfe. Sold by U. 1 , UespeoWulir, T. A. fc LOCUM, M. C, lA.Cv-fiueon A Co,..-' -x - ; V. " . " W fearlSt, Sew.Tgrk, '