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Dorisen had snstained another shock,
and he was carried into the consulting
room, i The attendant, still sitting at
the door and unconscious of the tragedy
enacted in the inner room, was dis
patched for brahdyv which being ad
ministered to Dorison restored him a
second time.
Cathcart went back to give instruc
tions "to the officers. Reappearing, he
said to Porison:
"Coma We will go."
" Dorison followed him ont Into the
street, feeling as if he had escaped from
a charnel house. They walked to Fourth
avenue, indeed to the Bowery, before
either spoke. Then Dorison askedx
"Where did he get the poison?
"It was concealed in that locket. He
' opened it in his mouth. 1 ought to have
my head cuffed for cot taking precau
tions." r "
"It is better as It is," said Dorison.
They walked some distance before
Cathcart replied. - '
- "Perhaps," he said. "The lesson is
the same. Crime cannot be committed
without detection. - . Well, the whole
search is over. You can assume your
own name. It is cleared. I have done
all 1 set out to do. 1 can do no more. I
close the books." , . "
"More?" cried Dorison. "You've done
all : You've done all that could be dona
You've done everything. It is wonder
ful." - - ,:- -
"Yes," replied the old man compla-'
cently. " "It is pretty fair. It will show
these New York people that the old man
hasn't lost his cunning that - he can
work in New York as well as in the
west"
"When did you first suspect the doo
torr AThis morning, when I went into his
room with you."
- "Whatl" cried JDorison wholly sur
prised. "This morning?". ,
"Yes," replied the old man., "Until
then I suspected Langdon. I saw that
letter from Langdon and partially writ
ten reply, and the case of instruments to
which the lancet belonged. But that did
not arouse my suspicions. I thought per
haps Langdon had taken the lancet. But
when I got that package from the safe
the whole thing burst upon me in a mo
ment. The letters and lancet took their
place at once in the Btory, and 1 acted
upon inspiration."
Dorison was so astonished that he was
silent for a moment. Then he asked: -
"Was Langdon's coming an accident
too?'
snaKen. .
The lady, presenting a lad of fire
years and a baby, girl of two to the old
gentleman, bade thesn know him as
"Grandpapa," and also to the younger
gentleman, who, she said, was "Uncle
Charley." :
"Ahl" said the old gentleman, as he
gazed proudly on Jhe lady, "my dear,
you were beautiful as Evelyn Eustace,
but as Evelyn Dorison you. are lovely."
"You were beautiful at Evelyn Euttace,
but as Evelyn Dorison yon are lovely."
And young Eustace said:
"And, father think John is to be
complimented on his beauty too."
. "Happiness and sweet content of mind
are great beautifiers, Charley, my boy,"
replied Dorison laughingly.
He advanced to greet an old man with
white hair, keen, bright and restless
eyes, who presented himself with a con
torted face which Dorison knew, if- on
lookers did not, was intended for a smile
of gladness, and whose hands he grasped
warmly, saying that his homecoming
would not have been complete if he
could not have grasped the hand of him
to whom he owed the possibility of his
happiness and prosperity. .
the tan.
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"Itt8 ytmr father's order fornne hundred
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"Purely an accident, so far as I was
concerned. Probably he had come to
know that after the attack upon you last
night you were, brought to Dr. Fassett,
and hi3 visit of this morning had some
reference to that attack. What, 1 can
not determine." " r
They walked along again in silence.
' "What about PittstonV"-
"He is shadowed and will be arrested
-during the day. They will all be sent up.
As they turned into Bleecker street
from the Bowery, Cathcart said;
" What is to be further done to set you
right must be done by Mr. Eustace. He
can do it by patronage of you. Go to
him without delay. Give him that let
ter I gave you yesterday. Tell him all
that has occurred today. One thing
more.
They had stopped at the corner of Mul
berry street, and he took from his pocket
the package, from which he drew a pa
per on which there was writing in red
ink. . .: "
"Take thiaT"he said. "It is better
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the I-eabody Medical Institute fcaa many 1ml
Utor, but no eqaal. Herald.
I he Hcwnca of lAfe, or bclf Preservation, !
pf its existence or he would have had it.
Fassett could not have known its mean
injj, or, if he did,.id not care. - But why
these women, whose fortunes had gotten
pretty low, didn't use it 1 cannot tell.
No one will know now. Perhaps thej
were afraid to get the money. It belongs
to you now by every right. It is your
father's order for one hundred nd fifty
thousand dollars. The amount, now
swollen to nearly a quarter of a million,
has been held in trust by Mr. Eustace,
subject to that order, for many years.
You are rich. Give that paper to Mr.
Eustace. JELe will tell you all about it
I am going to police .headquarters to
write my report. Our gelations are
ended, but I hope our acquaintance ia
not," ..r:."- ;-
"1 should hope not, indeed," replied
Dorison warmly. -
"Well, go to Eustace now. Come to
my rooms tomorrow and tell me about
your interview with him.
Horace Greely on the Misery of
Being in Debt
New York Ledger.
To be hungry, ragged and penniless
is not pleasant; but this is nothing to
tho horror of baukruptcy. All the ;
wealth of the Rothchild9 would be a
poor recompense for five years etrug- j
gle, with the consciousness that you
had taken the money or property of j
trusting friends promising to return
or pay for it when required, and bad
betrayed confidence through insol
vency. - ;
I dwell on this point, for I s would
deter others from entering that place
of torment. .Half the young men in
ihe country, with many old enough
to know better, would go into busi
ness' that is, into debt to-morrow,
if they could. Most poor men are so
ignornant as to envy the merchants
or manufacturer whose life is an in
cessant struggle with pecuniary
difficulties, who is driven to constant
.'shinning, and who, from month to
month, barely evade that insolvency
which sooner or later overtakes most
men in business; so that It has been
computed that but one-in twenty of
them achieve a pecuniary success. .
For my own part and I speak
from sad experience I would rather
be a slave in a rice swamp, than to
pass through life under the harrow of
debtj Let no young man misjudge
himself unfortunate, or truly poor,
so long as be has the full use of his
limbs and faculties, and is substan
tially free from debt.
Hunger, cold, rags, bard work con
tempt, suspicion, uujuat reproach aro
disagreeable; but debt is infinitely
worse than all. And, if it bad pleas
ed God to spare either or all of my
sons to be the support and eolace of
my declining years, the lesson which
I should have most earnestly "sought
to impress upon tbem is: 'Never run
in debt 1 Avoid pecuniary obligations
aa you would pestilence or famine. If
you have but fifty cents, and can get
no more for a week, buy a peck of
corn' parch it and live on it, rather
than owe a man a dollar 1 ,
. Of course, I know that some men
must do business that involves risks,
and must give notes and other obli
gations: aadj do not consider him
: . . " i k:
reaiy in aeob wnox '"J iiouuo
directlv on the nieausTTKViafiL at
some little sacrifice all he owespl"
speak of reaf debt that which Invol
ves risk or sacrifice on the one side,
obligation and dependence on the
other and I say, from all such let
every youth humbly pray God to
preserve him evermore i .
truaaur more vJualle than unid. Iira.l it tow.
,vry WKAKaud KEKVOtiS man, aud Wro to viia
fry hijOXy, gsvLiLifitpUiB. (CwyritrLud ) 01 the Old
CHAPTER XXIV. V
. . ' ' CONCLUSION. . "
Early in the summer of eighteen hun
jlred and eighty-nine the Gallia arrived
-at the port of New York after a prosper
ous voyage. .
On its passenger list was the entryt
"Mr. and Mrs. John Dorison, two chil
dren and maid."
An old gentleman, tall and distin
rnished, accompaniea by a younger man,
middle siaed, plump and golden haired,
stood on the vharf impatiently await
ing the throwing up of th$ gang plank."
When the plank was placed in posi
tion, with an agility his years scarcely
warranted, the old gentleman rushed up
and embraced a lady who, smiling
through glad tears, stood awaiting him
beaida John Dorison, by whose hand that
gentleman., was warmly
A Bf an Never Can Remember the
TnJngs Hi Wire Telia IXim.
Detroit Free Press.
He came home last night a bit tired
from a busy day's work and his wife
waited until he had got off his over
coat and sat down.
'Did you get that piece of silk I
asked you to bring up to-night T she
inquired, seeing that he had not laid
it before her.
Yes, dear; I left it out there in the
hall
Did you get the pins!
Yea, dear.' -'And
the ribbon f.
Yes, - . .'
'And Bobbie's shoes f
' 'Yes. "
And a wisp broom f .
Yes.
And a nick for the kitchen lamp!'
Year'
And some matches'
Yes; they are with the other
bundles.
'And did you see the man about
the coal!
Yes; it will be up Monday.'
And "the man to fix the grate in
the dining-room!
Yes; he's coming aa soon as he
can. -
Did youlsee Mrs. Smith about the
Sewing Society meeting!'
She said she'd come.
"And and oh, yes, did yoageta
new shovel for the kitchen stove!
. N n no, he hesitated ; I forgot
it '
Good gracious V slie exclaimed,
'What did you do that for! You
know we needed that shovel and I
told you about it the very first thing
when you went downtown this morn
ing. I do . think you men are the
most forgetful and careleessest crea
tures that ever lived. And she flop
ped out to see about suppor.
The Difference.
Sam Jones in Atlanta Journal,
I have known for a long time that
the biggest difference between my
own preaching aud that of my breth'
rea of the ministry is the difference
in the subject we take and the aim of
our bullets.- In fact, the best com'
meutary I have bad on my preaching
was given by a negro.
After hearing me preach, he was
asked by auother colored brother
what he thought of Sam Jones. His
reply was: Take Sam Jones in the
Bible and be is no better than these
other preachers, but take biro, outen
de Bible and 'fore God he is the best
preacher I ever heard.
Really, you have to get out of the
Bible to get at many people f this
day,' It is an easy thing to criticize
a preacher, call him names and make
faces at him, but .the minister who
determines to make full proof of his
ministry must set his face like steel
and shut both - eyes, and. go at it in
spite of wind and tide, men and devils.
The criticisms on a man's work is
the best proof that he is doing some
thing. A cemetery is never a subject
of criticism only when it is to be en
larged or improved or something
else done out there. I believe that a
minister of the gospel is not only a
preacher, but is a citizen, with all the
responsibility of citizenship upon
him. And ' occasionally it may be
necessary tn bis life's work that he
show himself a man among men.
A divine does not mean something
not human, and if we preachers are
still human beings, we may make
mistakes, we may err sometimes, but
until society reforms itself - add men
shall live more honorable and truth
ful in their business relatione, and
members of the church shall keep
more holy the vows they have made
to God, I repeat the saying of the old
prophet: 'Lay not thy band upon
mine annointed one and ' do my
prophet uo harm.'
Sam P. Joiras.
Lawers and Others in Congress.
Atlanta Constitution. - !
The New Orleans Times-Democrat
calls attention to the fact that the
tendency in this country has lejn to
turn over state and national legisla
tion to the lawyers.
There are very few lawyers in the
British parliament, and they compose
not more than 9 per cent of the French
assembly. In this country, The
Times Democrat says:
The drift toward the lawyers has
been steady for some year, and pos
sibly reached its maximum in the
last congress, since which time the
opposition and agitation among the
farmers have caused a reaction.
The senate has long been a lawyers'
club, and very little change has been
accomplished in it. The last session
it consisted of 65 lawyers and 17 rep
representatives of all other in
terests. In other words, although the
lawyers constitute only one-fourth of
1 per cent of the population, they
elected nearly 80. per cent of the
senators. - The present senate shows
only a slight improvement. It still
contains 65 lawyers, but it has 23 of
the other professions 7- merchants.
bankers and capitalists, 4 manufac
turers, 3 stock raisers and 1 doctor,
farmer and minister. The agricul
tural interests have certainly cause
to complain here, with but a single
representative in the senate. Coming
to the hause, however, there is' a
marked improvement. The lawyer,
in the fifty-first congress numbered
203; today' there are 184; while the
planters and farmers have increased
from 33 to 76. The other classes
were 61 in number last year and are
73 today 22 manufacturers, 20 mer
chants, 8 journalists, 6 bankers and
capitalists, 5 teachers, 5 doctors, and
the rest stock raisers, real estate
dealers, preachers, eta The change
in the house from the fifty first to
the fifty-second congress has been as
follows: .
Fifty-first Fifty second
. Congress. Cougress.
Lawyers
Farmers ,
Oilier professions,
It is true that the lawyers are still
in great excesa; that they have a
large majority in the house; but
there has been an improvement
during the year, and the American
people seem to bereturning to the
idea that it is not necesary to have
lawyers to frame their laws for them.
Undoubtedly, it is better to have
men of various interersts; professions
and classes in our legislative coun
cila, but it is to be hoped that no man
wilt be sent to congress simply be
cause he belongs or does not belong
to a certain interest. The final tests
should be his honesty and capacity
as a man and as a legislator When
he comes up to these tests it makes
little difference whether he is
lawyer or a farmer, f
208
3-3
73
184
70
71
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Carriage Lengthens Men's TLIves.
By some Scotch statistics recently
Not Enough Money in the South
to Pay Qnr Share.
Chatham Record. : - "
- No man can form an adequate idea
of the vast aiid incalculable amount
of money that would be required to
pay the Union soldier the difference
between the price oi depreciated
money in which he was paid and
gold.' During the war nearly three
million soldiers is he exact number is
2,778.304) enlisted in the Uuion army,
and now it is gravely proposed by the
Third party patriots aud philanthro
pists to pay to those soldiers, or their
heirs and legal representatives, the
difference between the greenbacks,
with' which they were paid during
the war, and the price of gold at that
time. If such a project as this
should be seriously attempted, there
would not be enough money in the
South to pay our share for none
would come back here), even if a
subtreasury should be established in
every township! r
F. H. Hifckey, 1203 Main street, LyncH
burir, Va., writes: 'I was broke out ail over
wita sores, aud my hair was falling out.
After usinsj a few bottles oi Botanic BKod
BUm ruy hair q'iit fulling out aud ail tha
bOJcS got, wt4."
published, it appears that, in the five
years of life between the ages of 20
and 25, the mortality of unmarried
men is 1,174 in 100,000, and of mar
ried men only 597. From 25 to 30,
the numbers respectively are 1,328
and 865. - These figures, as above in
dicated from the death .registry of
Scotland, but the proportion of the
bacholor to. the benedict death-rate
is believed to be about the same in
this county. Taking the whole of
the married men and the whole of the
unmarried men; from the age of 20
to the close of life; it is computed that
the lives of the former average 59 1 2
years, while those of the latter aver
age only 40 years a difference of
19 1 2 years m favor of married men ;
that is marrage increases the average
duration of man's life by one-half,
lacking six months.
i
jRev. ffm, IIoHInsned,, .
Pastor of the Presbyterian church of
Sparta. N.- J., voluntarily, writes
strongly in fayor of Hood s Sarsa
parilla. lie Bays: "Nothing I know
of will cleanye the blood, stimulate
the liver or clean .the stomach like
this remedy. I know of scores and
scores who have beeu helped w cured
by it."
- The highest praise has been won by
Hood's Pills for their easy, yeteJS
cieul, action.
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A Boy's Vain Attempt to Fly.
While testing the worth of a home'
made flying machine Sunday after
noon young Charlos Hornor, of
Twenty-third and Gold streets, Phil
adelphia, Bayst he Record of that
city, fell from the roof of his home to
the ground, forty feet below, break
ing his leg andspraming his left arm.
Horner, who is only thirteen years of
age. is of an inventive turn. For
weeks the lad has been working on a
plan for a flying machine, conceived
in the depths of his young but ingen
uous brain. On Saturday he com
pleted the machine,and quietly in
vited some of his young friends to be
present at the trial, which was set for
3 o'clock Sun lay afternoon. Prompt
ly . at the appointed hour the half
dozen invited guests assembled on the
Horner roof. The coast was clear,
the remainder of the family having
gone out.
With great confidence in his
strange looking ivention, the youth
ful inventor buckled to his back the
long wings, improvised from two old
umbrellas.' Thus equipped, he walk
ed to the edge of the roof, all the
while vigorously flapping his wings.
ua if to try them hef" takio" tbe
A KX1FE ACROSS II 1 3 THROAT
The Dramatic Termination of m
Trial in Charleston.
Charleston, S. C, March 3. A
unique and dramatic incident occur
red in the court of sessions today.
Sam Randall, a negro, who had been
tried three times for raping a negro
girl named Clemida Resoy, and es
caped twice by mistrial, was today
convicted of aggravated assault. A
woman ' who was jointly indicted
with Randall for the crime, bad been
nol prossed. Upon conviu'on, liana
dall was told to stand up and receive
sentence, which the court fixed at
one year in the penitentiary. While
the court was yet speaking, Randall
leaned down, whipped a knife out of
his shoe, and deliberatly cut his
throat in the preeence of the court
and officers and spectators. It was a
broad gash, extending from ear to
ear. but a couple of bailiffs grabbed
him. and prompt surgical aid was
secured, which may save hia life.
Randall, who is a notorious criminal,
said bis reasons for attempting
suicide was because he was disgraced
by this sentence. The knife which
be used was made out of a bit of iron
taken from his shoe and sharpened.
It was concealed in the lining of his
shoe.
piunse, cras he firmly believed, the
ascent. He sprang for into the air,
but the laws of gravitatioa were too
much for the weak wing, and he fell
to. the ground with great rapidity.
" . borror-elrickea boys rushed
down stairs, expecting to find their
companion mangled beyond recog
nition. He was groaning pitifully
among the ruins of ; his machine.
Officer Manbin, of tbe ninth district,
was summoned and the lad was
carried into the houee. A physician
was summoned, and his fractured
leg was quickly set and the lad was
made as comfortable as possible. He
expresses himself as "done with in
venting," . ' .
Baldness ought not to come till the
age of 55 or latei. If tbe hair begins
to fall earli r. use Halls Hair Renewer
and preveut baldness and grayness.
The Difference.
Durham Globe.
It is all- right enough for a man s
wife to call him her -darling little
wopsy, when he is awake and she is
awake but tbe old woman, who, in
her sleep tells the truth yet a dif
ferentstory is,-In tbe delicate opin
ion of the Globe a bold, bad and
designing woman who works here
hubby only for a new hat and docs
not care much for him.
A gentleman friend write3 ua he
is a subscriber to this Album of song
and garland of household treasures
aud he says that the other night,
after giving his wife a sacred and
solemn promise that she should have
a spring bonnet as early as Easter if
not earlier: that she could nave a
dozen of 'em if she wanted ; that any
thing which she did not see, junt to
ask for it and her desire would be
satisfied if wealth or labor could de
so, then it was be avers, whatever
that may or may not mean, that she
tickled him under the chin aud called
him ber Mucksy -deary, and her
'darling' and several other endear
ing names which would inspire i
geuuine lover to be filled with rap
turous joy. He still further avers
that she went to bed not retired as
the books have it, but she deliberately
went to bed and was soon deeplin sleep.
and that she snored throughlhe mouth
and tbe nose and would grunt like a
blood sweating hippopotamus. He said
he whistled to stop the snoring, and
it troubled her sleep, but had the
desired effect. He says that in a sort
of semU-unconscious condition he
distinctly beard her say:
That a man who claimed to love
his wife and who would go to bed
with a breath which would assay
ninety per cent, corn licker and
hundred per cent. toba. x was a bog
and an imposter.
That a man if he really loved his
wife would put his breath in another
apartment for the night, or lie
under the bouse till morning.
That a man who wanted to take al
the bed was a greasy old elephant
and ought to be bung,
That a man who would brag on
his wife's biscuits and put tbem in
bis pockets and eat baker's bread
was a liar and a horse-thief and
dangerous to society.
That tbe woman who got married
was a fool for doing so, and owed it
to herself to either hang - or get
divorce.
That all mn were hogs and wanted
to impose uon their wives because
they had married them.
- That before marriage the husband
would eat cloves and that after mar
riage he would eat Limburger cheese
and garlic
7&t3are r-.few other allegation
letter and be
Mica Bessie H. Bed 1 oe, of Burling
ton, Va., bad a disease of the scalp
which caused her hair to become very
harsh and dry and to fall so freely
nhe Hcarculy dared comb it. Ayer'a
Hair Vigor gave her a healthy scalp,
and made the hair beautifully thick
and glosay. .
Dr. E. T. Miller, or Cross Plains,.
Wis., lias expressed tbeopiniou that,
for oLiHlhiate cawfs of syphilis and
Bcrofula, Aycr's Kirsapanlla is un
questionably iko inubt-. t-flittive
remedy known tj j hariuuey.
V,.r..l.-ifu! V" j n 1 ft. -:i
Highest of all in Leavenlnjj Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report.
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Grasshopper, Vlgm aud Cawn
Tried Tor Murder, Etc.
St. Louis Republic (
To prove that tbe human family of
three or four centuries ago had a
childish want of common-sense, and
that they were bound by an absurd
devotion to forms and customs, we
need but refer to a few of the re
markable animal trials of the Six
teenth Century.
One of tbe most celebrated of these
was a case tried in bavoy in 1515,
when a suit was brought, in the name
of the people, against the grasshop pers,
which were then ravaging the
country. A lawyer was found to
undertake the defence of the insects,
and the records, which are still ac
cessible today, prove that he exhaust
ed bis ingenuity in pleading their
cause.
Seeing that they could do nothing I
better, and that the grasshoppers
were fast laying waste the country,
tbe magistrates agreed to formally
deed them a large tract of country
on condition that they would leave
the remainder untouched. Tbe law
yer took toe proposition under ad
visement and spent several dayB
looking over the proposed Canaan of
his clients. He fiually returned to
court and declared that 'bis clients
could not accept the proposal, be
cause tbe land offered tbem was an
abandoned and sterile tract, produc
ing little or nothing suited to their
uses and susteuance.'
Tbe court decided the case against
the grasshoppers, " and they were
'ordered and commanded' to remove
forthwith to the district set apart for
them. They must have refused to
obey the mandates of the court, for
tbe records tell of a great famine in
Savoy that year 'caused by tbe cease-
lees warfare oi tbe grans jumpers
against everything that God made
green. . '
Hundreds of court records in
France, Spain, Holland, Italy and
Austria prove that animals were
tried for all sorts of great and petty
crimes up to within the last hundred
tyeara.
In 17S2 a cow was tried for murder
at i'oitoui, r ranee, and nve years
later a pig, which had killod a child
in the streets of Menlan, was trown
into prison, tried and finally stran
gled in the marketplace.
Anyone who has access to a library
containing sets of Meliott's 'Remark
able Trials' can prove that the above
specimens are not fanciful sketches.
A DRUNKARD'S PRATER-
Wanted the Lord to CatOffOae
and aHairincheaerilia Wife's
Toagne. V
Nkw Yobz, Feb. 28. Over ir
Wbitestooe, L. L, a series of revival
meetings is in progress tp the Metho
dist Episcopal Church. Last Tues
day night Excise Commissioner R. J.
Spitz, a well know citizen,, attended
tbe meeting. He does not attend
church often, and his presence there
was a surprise.. JFhile the prayer
services were in progress Spitz as
tonished everybody by rising to bis
feet, with bowed bead, and praying:
0 Lord, I pray that you will cut uff
one and a halt inches of my wife's
tongue. Once I was rich, otice I was
a Trustee of the village; nVW I ani
ruined and a drunkard, all by bar
tongue. O Lord, cut it off.
Mrs. Spitz, 'who was present, left
the church in a hurry. Later tbe
pastor, the Rev. E. Worriner. asked
all those who wished to be prayed for
to come forward. Spitz accepted the
invitation, and led his son and another
boy towards the pulpit by the ears. '
Spitz was then removed from the
church. Ho spent the remainder of
the evening in a bar- room, where l a
got into a quarrel and was severely
bandied.
it
in the corretpC?
asks us what to do.
Were we bim. under the circum
stances we should bang ouraelf. In
fact under tbe circumstances he
could do uo more, and to do
would only increase his miser.
We're not waiting for the bats and
moles but for men and womeu who
have eyes and use them, ho have
brains and reason I There's a new
world for them suffering and sickly
as thy are a new world created
from the brain of a skillful physician
a discovery the "Golden Medical
Discovery."
Years ago Dr. Pierce found out that
the secret of all scrofula, bronchial,
throat and lung trouble lay in the
beginning at lctut in impure blood
and the . weak tone of the system;
that the way to cure these effects
was to remove the eause. that hu
man nature being the same, the same
results might be looked for in nearly
all cases. So confident was he that
the exceptions were uncommon that
he took tbe risk of giving tbe med
icine to those it didn t benefit for
nothing, and the results have proved
that he wan right.
And "Golden Medical Discovery"
Is the remedy for the million I The
only guaranteed Liver, blood and
Lung remedy. Ywur money back if
it doesu"t help you.
Is it not worth tha sin all pric of 73a ta
fn-o voursoSf of mry Kymr tum .f tii-- di-i-tmsMnu
coiuil:iiuts. if v. u t' ;-,k Men'; nl
Our siuiea 1 1 C aUUfff ' V Vi:..a
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"Lent" in II is to ry.
New York Ledger.
It is not generally known that Lent,
the springtide fast of forty days end
ing with Easter, owes its English
name to the Anglo Saxon lencten.
meaning 'spring.' In mediaeval times
lencten became softened into lenlen.
and then lent.
According to some authorities, the
fast was originated by the apostles
of Christ, while others consider that
it was originated by the early Chris
tian church. Whatever the story of
its origin, its object was to prepare
church goers for the great anniver
saries of Christ's crucifixion and res
urrection. and its czsiod is supposed
to have bec&ietermined by tbe dura-
liop-forty days of Christ's fast in
the wilderness.
' In the fourth century a sentiment
arose in the Christian church favor
ing tbe extension of tbe period. The
Western branch of the church made
tbe fast extend through fifty days.
'itlkiS. ju 715 the Western
church fixed the beginning of the
fast on 'Ash IFednesday, thus mak
ing the period once more forty days.
- There is considerable uncertainty
regarding the nature of tbe obliga
tion f the fast io tbe early church.
But it ia supposed that until the last
week of the period fasting was volun
tary. On that week, early named
'Holy Week, it was obligatory, and
the Council of Toledo, held in 616.
forbade tbe us of flesh meat. Wine
and oil were also prohibited, and in
the Greek or tCastBra church are still
prohibited on fast days.
r
Only a Lawyer Could Do It.
St. Louis Republic
He sat just opposite me in the
train, and from the iogal documents
he was perusing I bad no doubt that
he was a lawyer. I looked out of the .
window as tbe whistle blew to note
that we were approaching a larg
town, and a minute later felt that
the car was off the rails. A half
open 8 witch had done the business.
Wa bobbed and bumued alone for a
few yards, and then the car tilled-
over and went dowu an embauk-.
ment. V.
We were all pulled cut of tha
wreck after a bit, and I found I had
a broken leg and some lesser evilg. I
was laid orv' the gross bide the
lawyer, who was for a time uncon
scious, but presently he came to and
brisky observed : "Open swich truin
derailed culpable carelefmness
won't settle for a cent under (5,0001
He seeaiod to feel of himself for
two or three minutes to find out bow
badly he was hurt, and then con
tinued :
Worse than I thought for I It ap pears
that both leg aud this left aria
are broken, and I think I can also
"plead internal injuries. I'm good
for six months in the hospital, even
if I pull through. Damages not one
cent less thau 10. 000. and dou't be
in a hurry to settle at that figure?'
There were people rushing about,
still engaged in the work c resggj
and three or four of us were groan
ing and takingon close by, but tha
lawyer was in no wise rattled. He
was evidently sinking, however, for
his voice was much weaker as he
said :
'Papers, cards and envelopes on the
body to identify it by, and they'll
telegraph my wife and ship mangled
remains home by express. Hurt
worse than I thought for. Quite
sure I'm going to die. Will drawn
and everything in order, aud left
note on my office desk for my wife to
sue for I20.0C0 in case of my death.
Clear case, and jury won't U out five
minutes.
mm ja.fc men ousy nguru u-
ip j owudamages aud groaning at
j four languages. By and by t! , .
people came with doors aud ahuiur
to carry ua up to tbe depot. As twu
of tbem were ready to pick me up I
said :
I think the lawyer here i hurt a
good deal woroe than I am, and you
may give him the prefereuoe.
Ou, be isn't in a bitot hurry L-'
stone dead I' replied oim of the m.-u
as he took a brief look.
It was a fact, and further. I wa-t In
the court rooom w hi hit widuw re
ceived a verdict for tO. 000.
Killed by hia Minister.
- Birmingham. Ala., March 3. Rev.
John Calvin, a Methodist preacher
in Green county, this morning shot
aud killed W. M. Herdy. deacon in
his church.' and fatally wounded
David Smith, a brolher-uMaw oi
Herdy. llerdy suspected Culvui of
being intimate with his wife and at
tacked him with a cane, when Calvin
drew a pistol aud fired five shots with
the above results. Calvin is iu jurist
Eutaw.
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Buy Dr. Bull's C.uKli Syrup. It
cure wuhoHt fail. To tx had at all
dealers for 25 cents.
."Heaven's last best Rift ny e vr
nw delight," is not my brown stone
tuv u r is y cHrri-i a 1 jw, i.r
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the jtKkt euumuk ttiysirutrn if Earcwe in
hU private practice "l ,r rive jer, UU
the most gralify tu resuTu.
Mr. Henry IWitm, L'ukh Park, D -tou
writ: From the uof the 'Lr.tu.,
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