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Volume 27
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Number 75
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A Poor Weak Woman
At she is termed, will endure bravely and patiently
S?kOD,es which a strong man would give way under.
I he fact is women are more patient, than they ought
to be under such troubles.
Every woman ought to know-that she may obtain
the most experienced medical advice free of charge
and in absolute confidence and privacy by writing to
the World's Dispensary Medical Association, R. V.
erce, M. D., President, BufFalo, N. Y. Dr. Pierce
- m been chief consulting physician of the Invalids'
Hotel and Surgical Institute, of Buffalo, N. Y., for
many Years and has hail a uor n.;nni .
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The most perfect remedy ever devised for weak and deli
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IT MAKES WEAK WOMEN STRONG,
SICK WOMEN WELL.
Theruany and varied symptoms of woman's peculiar ailments are fully set
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BALLOONIST MEETS t)EATH.
In Making Daabla iLup .cll Fara-
cbatt Falls to Opc ana Lacklaas
n.a r.llil. Ewrlk.
New York, Aug. 12. Benny
Prinz, a young balloonist, Imet hor
rible death this afternoon at the close
of thea.viatlon meet at Asbury Park;
N. J. In making a doable parachute
drop, the second parachute failed to
open and be fell more than 2,000 feet.
As the s way ins: body n eared the
ground, it struck the limb of an ap
ple tree and tee boy's head was trans
fixed on the limb like an apple on a
epit. A9 it Eiruck, the ground the
headless body was crushed into an
unrecognizable mass."
Prioz was 26 years old and a dar
ing balloonist. With Samuel Hart
iand of Newark he went up in a hot
air balloon. At the height of 1,000
feet Hartland cut loose with one par
achute and made a successful land
ing. Lightened by the drop of Hart
land, the cralt shot up until it reach
ed about 4,000 feet. Then Prinz cut
loose. Those who saWjhis figure, say
he fell 500 feet before t his parachute
opened. He sailed slowly earthward
!or another thousand - feet and then
-ut loose again. There was another
ierrific drop of about 600 feet when
the second parachute i opened. It
checked bis fall for a second then the
ropes snapped and the body ot the
young mun eosl straight down. Over
and oyer the figure turned, faster and
faster and gaining momentum with
each revolution. He was shooting
down head first when he crushed! in
to the tree, impaling his head on a
h'mb. In the headless trunk every
bone was broken. Several of those
vho witnessed the accident fainted
from the hoi ror of the tragedy.
BABY ONE YEAR OLD
GOT ECZEMA
Got eczema on hands, face,
nose and mouth Hard crust
formed, cracked and blood
ran out Itched frightfully
Could not rest Mitts on
hands to prevent scratching
Mother forced to sit with
baby day and night Used
Cuticura Soap and Ointmeit .
as directed In three days
crust began to come off
In a week there was no more
scab Now baby is cured
without a mark Sleeps
soundly in her cradle and
parents in their bed No
more sleepless nights because
of baby's suffering Cuticura
seems a wonderful remedy
for this disease.
Extract from the letter of Mr. Henry M.
Fogel, K..F.D. 1, Bath, Pa.. December 9, 1909.
Cuticura Remedies are sold throughout tha
civilized world, Cuticura Soap (25c.), Cuticura
Ointment (50c.), Cuticura Resolvent(50c.).aad
Cuticura Pills (25c). PotteT Drug &. Chem.
Corp., Sole Props., 135 Columbus Ave., Bos
ton. 49-MaiIed free, 32-page Cuticura Boole
on How to Treat the Skin and Scalp.
Buy fit! one y Orders
OF THE .
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Peachlaud Wadaaboro Anaaavrllla
thereby keeping yourv money at
home, instead of patronizing oat
side interests, as you will if you
buy money orders of the post office
or the express company. '
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Office Becoud Floor of New
National Bank Building.
Work Done Day or
Night.
PHONE NO 90.
When you want a nice Coffin ot
Casket, at a- reasonable priee
examine the line I carry. I have
them from the .cheapest x the)
- nest. -
Is always in readiness, and everr
- feature of the undertaking btun
ii63 receives my careful atten
ticn, whether day or night
I also carry a nice liae of
BURIAL ROBES..
SrSaShephera
The Undertaker
OLD PAPERS FOB SALE We
nave for sale a large number of old
papers which are going very cheap
ly. Come quick before hey are. ail
gone. .
Cols and Castets
k ice Hearse
GALLAGHER'S QUEER FAD.
iiMUial of Htftr fliratr Coddlad
Wharf Rata VVnaa aboanad by Fallow-Workman.
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NewYorkPnss. Ti s
Inautrv into the antecedents of
James J. Gallagher, the man who
attempted to murder Mayor Gay nor
on Tueaday, reveals him aa one of the
queerest and most uncanny criminals
who have ever fallen into the bands
of the police. Superficially a man of
religious devotion, who has the' ap
pearance of intelligence, be Is shown
to be under the surface a person- with
weird domination over rats and
other detestable rodents. He was
constantly at war with his fellow
workers, although be sought fvery
assistance from them a man 01
whimsical humor and yet murder
ously morbid. Not in all the years
of his life in New York did be make
a sincere friend, but he drew solace
from his companionship with rats.
He was one of the force under
charge of Walter H. Bunn, chief of
the sixth division, and was assigned
to work in the wool room.
The old stores building was over
run with rats, and they were the one
abomination of the men uncrating
and wrapping the stores. They pos
sessed no terrors for Gallagher, how
ever, tie deiigntea in ineir coming.
He often demonstrated his peculiar
command of bis voice to his fellow
laborers and seemed to get any call
he desired from the throat region.
One day the tile drove many of the
dock rats among the barrels and
boxes in the stores office. v They ran
for shelter into the heaps of wool in
the section where Gallagher was
working, and in ftight the packers
leserted the room. Gallagher, bow-
ever, pursued the rats into the wool
piles. They were about to attack
him when a weird call issued from
his throat.
His fellow workers looking in upon
him saw the rats gather about him
with squeals of affection that sound
ed similar to the noise that Gallagher
made. ' They crept upon him from
all sides. He stroked the rodents as
he continued the chuckle and they
climbed all over him. Many of the
rats," fattened on the refuse that had
been thrown from the stores, were
almost the size of cats and aggres
sively fierce. . . .
Gallagher gave no - heed to their
Size or appearance, uecoaaieu mem
and let them nestle in hia arms. They
ran about his neck and down the
back of his coat. He tweaked their
ong tails, but they did not bite him,
and be performed other minor cruel
ties that would ordinarily have pro
voked the rodents to sink their teeth
in him, but they made no move to
hurt the laborer. Their tails swish
ed across hia face, but be only laugh
ed between his intermittent calls.
He finally put the rats away from
him, but, to horrify the other men,
called them back every noon hour
with the same throaty cry. They
came through cracks in the floor and
from holes in the wall. They emerged
dripping with the water they bad
ust left. His summons was irresist
ible. To shock his fellows almost to
nausea he permitted the rats to nib
ble the food be held between his lip3.
The men appealed to him to stop,
but he laughed at their entreaties.
"They are lovable animals," he
often told his companions. "The rat
is much misunderstood. You must
greet him with his own love call and
he will never harm you."
Falbv Slays Boo.
Winston-Salem Sentlnal.
William Jarvis, a farmer residing
near Advance, Davie county, killed
his eldest son, a yound married man,
last Sunday and if the report received
here is correct the crime was horri
ble. ,',; ..
According to the particulars fur
nished The Sentinel it appears that
the father and son got into a dispute
when the former drew his knife and
cut the latter across the abdomen
from hio to hip, after which the
father stamped the son until his
bowels protruded.
The son diei Tuesday night and
the father left home and has not
been heard from since. Officers have
been- looking for : him ever since the
crime was committed.
Staggers Skeptic.
: That a clean, nice, fragrant compound
Ilka Buckleu'a arnica Salve will instantly
relieve a bad barn, cut, scald, wounl or
piles, staggers skeptics. . . .Bat great cures
prove its a wonderful bealer ot the worst
sores, ulcers, boils, felons, eczema, skin
eruptions, as also chapped hands, sprains
and corns. Try it. 25c at Parsons Drug
Co. . ; : . ;
is this only' emulsion' imi
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it's the best. Insist upon
having Scott's it's the
world's standard flesh and
strength builder. .
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TAFT'S REJECTED JUDGES OF
FERED TO NORTH CAROLINA.
Raleigh News and Observer.
There is a homely saying "If I
caunot be corn, I will not be shucks"
that is, if the best is denied : one,
he will not take the leavings.
When there was a vacancy on the
Federal bench in North Carolina,
the Republican bosses trotted up the
following Republican lawyers among
others to Washington for a Job.
Ex-Judge W. O'B. Robinson.
Ex-Judge E. W. Timberlake.
Thurston T. Hicks.
i District Attorney Harry Sksnner.
President Taft devoted Beveral
months to looking them over on the
hoof and reading their records end
getting acquainted with their stand
ing. Alter doing so, Mr. Taft said
thai not one of them was "fltten"
and refused to appoint either one of
theiu or any other Republican. H . vr
iug decided alter examining them all
carefully that the North Carolina
Republicans didn't have a "fltten"
man,, the President appointed Judge
Conner, a life-long Democrat, who
was then.' Associate Justice of the Su
preme Court.
And now the Republican State
Convention comes along and asks the
people of North Carolina to vote to
put . these four men on the State
bench whom President Taft said were
not "fltten" to sit on the inferior
Federal bench. The convention
named for the Supreme Court bench;
Chief Justice, T. T. Hicks; Associate
Justices, Harry Skinner and E. W.
Timberlake.
Superior Court Judge ia the Sixth
District W. S. O'B. Robinson.
He says to North Carolina does
the Republican President, in sub
stance: "I examined these men and
found they were not . good enough
for the Federal bench." Then the
North Carolina Republican State
Convention says: "Give us for the
Supreme Court bench men Taft said
were 'not fltten We take shucks."
In the campaign that Is to follow,
all that the people will say is tbia:
"If Mr. Taft said these four Repub
lican lawyers were unfit for the low
est Federal appointment, we do not
care to take his 'leavings' for our
highest court."
FISH FOND OF GASOLINE.
Record Catch With Bait Soaked ta tha
. o Liquid. ,
New York, Aug 8. When the gas
oline trust officials read this story the
price of "juice" may go up again,
but truth must prevail,
John Butler, Young Williams and
Sharp Austin, veracious citizens of
C dar Grove, N. J., started on a fish
ing trip to Green Pond Saturday in
an antomoniie. rnev carrier tor
arried
bait a pail of worms, and when they
reached the pond and uncovered the
pail they found to their consternation
that the worms were covered with
gasoline. They remembered then
that after digging the worms Friday
they had set the uncovered pail un
der the automobile for the night.
It was too late to dig fresh worms,
and so the men concluded to try the
gasoline worms. At the end of a
few hours the men had - broken ail
records for catches. Williams had
hauled out 45 euafish, black bass and
perch. Butler had 55. Austin
counted 50.
So heavily laden was the automo
bile that before climbing the hill at
Singaa Station the men say they had
to throw out 50 of the fish to lighten
the car.
The friends returned to Cedar
Grove with 100 fish and told their
simple tale. They are all husky cit
izens and no open remarks were
made by neighbors. .
A Saasfcara Idyll.
Canadian Couries.
Tbey sat on the dim veranda
And gazed at the misty moon;
The midsummer dusk was tender,
And all was propitious to spoon.
Tbey should have been ohl so happy,
Bu alas for the best laid plan,
. For behold there were sixteen women
And but one dejected man.
Btvack a Rlcb BUae.
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TRAVEL IN ARABIA.
It Is Oalr Psaalbl br (! of Camel
Hrs a Myth.
Wide Wo'ld Magazine.
In Arabia travel is only possible
by means of camels. The pranciog
Arabian steed ia a myth to the trav
eler in the peninaul .
1 never saw a horse worth lookiog
at in those desert regions; indeed, I
can not see how horses could be bred
to perfection in s uch a herbles3 land.
Without the camel life would be im
possible. The "bumpty herds" are
the sole product of the desert, end on
them one must wander from well to
well If one determines to brave this
moat inhospitable and dangerous of
Journeys. Camels form the chief con
cern of the Arab's existence; they
supply him with all hia wants teds,
food, clothing, and transport; heuo
the breeds are well selected and pedt
grees carefully kept. The tribe 1
was with owned immense herds of
camel, chiefly of highly bred droiu
edaries, capable of great endurance
and of going without water for a long
period, but they also had a few heav
ily built baggage camels.
These dromedaries will, when in
good condition, travel seven or eight
clay's without water. In the spring
months, when the pasture ia fresh,
they will even exist for three weeks
without it. For a short journey they
can go at the rate of 70 miles a day,
and the Bedouins are very fond of
telling stories of record rides oh camel
hack and of extraordinary distances
covered without water. They can
even cross Immense areas of fodder-
lesa country, subsisting entirely on
their hump, which, however, gradu
ally diminishes in size.
The highly bred dromedary is, like
a thoroughbred horse, very nervous
and difficult to ride. It is s neces
sary to talk to your camel as it Is for
the plowman to talk to his teem.
THE PLUTOCRATIC FARMER.
Charity and Children.
The best way to discover the ad
vancing value of farm lands and the
prosperous condition of the farmer is
to revisit the scenes of your child
hood and compare the situation as it
was then and as it le " now. The
writer well remembers a plantation
in the neighborhood where he was
reared that was noted for its pover
ty. Its sand spots were white and
glistening and the bottom patches
were few and far between. It was
notorious tor its "bumble bee" cot
ton and its frail and feeble corn. It
now produces great crops .and the
weak places average up with the
bottoms. Twenty-five years ago
that place would have been consid-
' ered t $7,600; it sold last spring
for $37,000. and the buyer is chuck
ling over bis bargain. Another
plantation in that neighborhood,
more valuable than the one mention
ed, was worth a quarter of a century
ago 112,000. The owner would not
sell it today foo 160,000. The small
farmer in the old days with a hun
dred acres of land and hardly able to
make buckle and tongue meet, finds
himself now worth $10,000. That is
the way things are going in that sec
tion and although property values
have bounded forward more rapidly
there than in most' sections of the
State the progress in the value of
farm lands everywhere has been
steady and strong. Furthermore, the
methods of farming have -more than
kept pace with the increasing value
of property. The use of fertilizers is
much more intelligent than former
ly. Even the negroes have at their
tongue's end the proper propotion of
constituent elements in commercial
fertilizers that ara suited to certain
soils and crops. This is not as it
used to be, for guano was guano
then, and the main thing was to get
bold of it, with no regard to its com
ponent parts. The danger before
our farmers la the same .that con
fronts our people everywhere, name
ly, automobiles. If they .do not get
into the habit of spending all thsir
profits for speed, tfaey . are on the
high way to wealth. We were glad
to observe among our old neighbors,
however, a disposition to heroes ap
the mules and go to chnrth in the
good old way and we hope they
will c.jctiuaa to do this, and ride on
ly la I'jie ether fellow's automobile.
THE CANKER SELFSIHNESS.
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Baltimore Sua.
Holy Writ tells ns that "no one
liveth unto himaelf" alone, and those
hu seek to live for themselves only
are mbfits in the plan of creation.
Selfishness U the bioeful canker
worm that?ats out the heart of every
otherwise good deed. There is no
more lovaUe Or uful member of
socitty than the uoselflsb man or
woman, and no more disgusting
creature than the chronic self-seeker.
It is by helping others that we can
best succeed in saving ourselves and
accomplishing the purpose for which
we are made. This is what Christ
meant when He said that "he who
lovctb bis life shall lose it, and he
M ho l.rtt-th his life for my sake sball
find it." It is, as a rule, the selfish
who are afflicted with what the old
Latins termed the "taedium vitae"
the insufferable ennui that makes
life not worth living. Those who
:ive for others rarely find life dull
or uninteresting, still less unendura
ble. Our heartiest admiration goes
out to the noble men and women
reared in the lap of luxury, having
all they require, needing not to work
for themselves, but who, nevertheless,
are willing to devote their time and
means and energy to the physical and
moral betterment of their kind. It
is no mere empty compliment to such
to style them the "salt of the earth."
And well would it be for the world if
all others in the same position would
but follow these shining examples.
No better advice could bejgiven the
idle and selfish rich than that contain
ed in the words of Chalmers: "Live'
for aom-tbin?. D good and leave
behind you a mountain of virtue
that the storm of time can never
destroy. Write your name in kind
ness, love and mercy on the hearts of !
thousands you come into contact with
year by year; you will never be for- j
gotten. Your name, yourdeeds, will j
be as legible on the hearts you leave
behind as the stars on the brow of
evening. Good deeds will shine as
the stars of heaven."
Unfortunately, selfishness often
creeps into our very best deeds, and
sweet charity itself is at limes but
sheer sell-seeking. Many there are
who give without a particle of gen
uine love or sympathy. They give
with the feeling that they are invest
ing their money in the Bank of
Heaven and with the expectation of
getting a good, big rate of interest.
The are everlastingly thinking ot the
return: "Cast the bread upon the
waters and it shall return to thee,"
etc. So long as this remaias the sole
incentive to human helpfulness, there
can be no life or heart in it. It is at
Debt but an emasculated philanthropy.
The cold, supercilious dispeneer of
alms, who throws a bone to a dog,
seems to forget that helper and helped
are both made of the same common
clay; that the mendicant is not neces
sarily, oralways, a brazen and thick
ekinn d shame; that the poor and ig
norant are not without feeling, pride
and sensitiveness, and that to some
of them this enforced beggary is as
gall and warmwood. Small won
der that we hear from time to time
of self-respecting poor people brought
to the hospitals on the verge of star
vation because they shrank from
throwing themselves on the mis-called
charity of such unfeeling fellow-mor
tais.
Again, there are many who realize
w e.l enough their duty of helping the
needy, but they give their help in
such a way as not to stint themselves
iu the least putting off their deeds
of charity till deuth deprives them of
any further opertunity ot enjoyin
earthly goods. Speaking to such,
Franci-j Bacon once said: "Defer
not charities till death; for certainly
if a man weigh it rightly, he that
doth so U rather liberal of another
man's than his own." Fortunate
and worthy of ail esteem is the rich
man of whom we can say what Cicero
once said of a certain posthumus
"In his pursuit of wealth it was plain
that he sought, not food tor avarice,
but an instrument of doing good."
Da Hareea KeaeoolIaeldeat ta Sap-
part Caoteatlaa Tbat They Da.
New York Sun.
Mv horse fell on my lee. He
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jumped up and ran beyond the reach ;.
of my voice. I crawled up to the
fence with a bad leg, in doubt about
being able to reach home, a mile
away. I
1 caw my horse stop, turn around,
give a long look at me, come back at
I a trot, sidle up to me so tbat between
him and the fence I managed to get
unto thesaddle. Slowly he carried me
borut; I uever used the reins. In
stead of going up the driveway as
Usual, be turned into a bypath that
led to the rear of the house, to a rope
that suspended from a tall elm, used
as a swing by my children, and
"Lift
land
yourself out of the saddle and
on the ground."
HAu ounce ot preventative is worth a
pound of cure." Hollister's Rocky Moun
tain Tea bas been the "preventative"
thirty years. Nothing so good to
you well aad make you welL 35 cents, -i
Tea or Tabkis. Foxi Lyon. I
CEREAL CROPS FOR COVER AND
GRAZING.
Progressive Farmer and Gazette.
The crops generally ustl for fill
sowing to serve as cover and grazing
crops are crimson clover, the vetches,
bur (clover and rye. Oats, wheat
and barley are also sometimes used,
but generally these crops are sowed
for making seed or forage the next
summer, rather than as cover and
grazing crops, although they serve .
more or less for both these purposes.
In fact, for grazing purposes, if the
land is rich, we would put the cereals
in the following order of merit for
winter grazing: Barley, wheat, rye
(Southern grown) a 04 . oats. It is
useless to sow barley on poor land,
but on rich land we have no hesita
tion in placing it first among the
cereals for furnishing winter grazing.
We also regard wheat as superior t
rye or oats, but it also requires rich
er land than the rye and oats, but
not necessarily as rich land ag is re
quired for barley.
For a winter cover crop and for
grazing these cereals should be sow
ed moderately early. We are often
asked if they may be put in at the
las: cultivation of the cotton, but
while this may be successfully done
in many cases,' we advise sowing
them, as cover crops and for grazing,
the latter part of September or first
half of October. When sowed in
cotton, we believe it usually better
to sow immediately after the first
picking rather than at the last work
ing. As a hardy cover and winter graz
ing crop for general use on rather
thin land, Southern-grown re is
probably the most reliable of the
cereals. The Northern-grown seed
give plants that seen, to lie on the
ground more and are not nearly bo
satisfactory for grazing.
We regard oats as of the least
value for winter grazing, bat in the
lower half or two-thirds of our terri
tory they are the best for maturing
for seed or grain.
Lift aa Paaama Canal
has bad one frightful drawback maiana
trouble that has brought suffering and
death to thousands. The germs cause
chills, fever and ague, biliousness, jaun
dice, lassitude, weakness and general
debility. But Electric Bitters never fail
to destroy them and cure malaria troub
les. "Three boltlts completely cured ms
of a very severe attack of malaria,"'
writes Win. A Fretwell, of Lucama, N.
C ,"ind I've had goo J health evcrince."
Cui Stoiiiaeb. Liver and Kidney Troubles
aad preveut Trpuoid. 50c. Guaranteed by
1'arsons Drusr Co. -
Siueii Fm !u Arc.
Philadelphia Record.
The big bartender, in tbe white
apron told a good story the other day
that smacks of the truth.
J. McGinnis, a contractor of tbe
Northeast, met his friend Donovan
on tbe pier of the American Line the
other day. Donovan had just landed
from the old country, and it was his
first visit to this country. Slopping
at the hoUl where the bartender in
question holds forth, McGinnis said:
"2)r, Donovan, my boy, I'll give
you a taste of liquor that will make
you thii.k the ancieut kings left am
brosia for ye. Bartender, give us a
couple of drinks of that 40-year-old
Bourbon ye have in the private bot
tle for me."
The bartender placed tbe "private
bottle" ok the bar with two very
small glasses, which he half filled
with the precious fluid.
Donovan lifted the pony daintily to
the light, and then, turning to Mo
Gia, said: '
"How old did ye say this is, Mac?"
"Forty years, if it's a day."
"Be jabbers," said Donovan, with
another critical look at the glasj,
"it's small for its age, ain't it?"
Kidaey trouble is particularly to ce
dreaded because its presence is not nsa
ally discovered until it has assumed one
of its woat forms diabetes, dropsy, or
Briyhfs disease. If you suspect that
yonr kidneys are affected, by all means
use Hollister's Rocky mountain Tea tbe
great systemic cleaner and regulator.
Fox & Lyon.
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The Peace Which Passeth
all understanding .comes quicker
when the obsequies have been quiet
ly and tactfully conducted. Much
depends upon
The Undertaker.
I May we suggest a reference to
those whom we have served? It will
disclose the character of our services
more fully than we feel disposed to.
We prefer to let others peak of oar
work. We respond to calls at any
hour.
GATHING S
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