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THE CHOWANIAN, CHOWAN COLLEGE, MURFREESBORO, N. C.
Thursday, October 11, 1923.
SMILES
She—Why does everyone think she
is so wealthy?
He—Becasue she has silver in her
locks of gold and she’s platinum.
Willie Mae Horton—“Will someone
lend me a black boy’s tie?”
The English I class was asked to
wiite a formal invitation.
L. 0. wrote; “Your presents is re
quested at a party Monday evening.”
Thelma Peterson—“Pete, lend me
a middy blouse.”
Pete—“All right—I have three up-
st;.irs.”
Thelma Peterson—“Well, I can’t
ge . in them.”
Mi^s Dame on Education I—
the h'story of the race
mij;ht irnliieWe children to fear the
dark?”
EtVe! Farmer: “Dark Ages.”
Gladiola was telling the student
boJy that they should not ask for
pe;missions or liberties. When her
back was turned, one of the girls
exclaimed “Give me liberty or give
me death!”
Gladiola turned quickly and asked,
“Who said that?”
One of the girls^“Patrick Henry”.
for damages.”
“Why? Wot did they do to ’im?”
“They blew the quittin’ whi -tie
when ’e was carry’n a ’heavy piece of
iron, and ’e dropped it on ’is foot.
They had lost their way in their
new and expensive car. “There’s a
sign, dear,” she said. “Are we on
the right road?”
With his flashlight he read: “Ti
the Poorhouse.” “Yes,” he answer
ed. “We’re on the right road an 1
didn’t know it.”
“This fellow tells me that he l;as
had the tame automobile for five
years and has never paid a cent for
repairs on it. Do you believe that?”
“I do,” replied the other sadly. “I’m
the man who did his repair work for
him.”
Constable: “What are you doing
around here—waiting your chance to
steal a chicken?”
Colored Man: “No sah. De jedge
reformed me last month, and I’s jest
out testin’ maself.”
Edna Mills and Mary Henry, Lewis
v/ent down to the Hamilton Hotel and
raked for sandwiches. ^
The waitrrss—“What kind?”
Girls “OjA >.n Ythinf—Tprj.otVii’flt
Club sand
wiches?”
The Bridegroom
Said a bridegroom, a trifle blase,
“I wonder if marriage will pay.”
“Well,” he thought with a smile.
As he walked up the aisle,
“’Twill break in my new shoes, any
way.”
—Carolyn Wells
Teacher: “Some terrible things
can be caught from kissing.”
Bobby: “ThaVs the truth! You
ought to see the poor fish my sister
caught that way.”
My brother takes up Spanish,
French, Italian, Hebrew, German and
iicoteh.”
“Goodness, where does he study?”
“Study? He doesn’t study. He
runs an elevator!”
“Johnny, don’t you know it’s Sun
day? You mustn’t play marbles out
there on the sidewalk. Go into the
backyard if you want to play.”
All right, mother; but what day
of the week is it in the backyard?”
“Biir
s going to sue the company
WANTED—200 NEW SUBSCRIB^
ers to the Chowanian at ?1.00 a
year. Make checks payable to Ruth
Wilkins, Business Manager, Mur
\freesboro, N. C.
MAKE YOtJlTBOtnCS USEFUL BY
sending some of those that are
growing musty to the Chowan Col
lege Library. The name of each
donor will be pasted in every book
given the library through the Cho
wan College Library Club.
E. N. EVANS
“THE CASH STORE”
Murfreesboro, N. C.
Is the best place to buy your Dry Goods, Notions,
Shoes, Hats, Etc. Cash Buyers Can save
money by making their purchases here
It pays to pay cash—try it
E. N. EVANS
MURFREESBORO, N. C.
Chowan College
A College For Women
Established 1848
Offers courses leading to A. B. and B. S.
degrees. Diplomas given in Piano, Voice, Violin,
Art, Expression and Home Economics.
Beautiful campus. Artesian water. New
building containing auditorium, dormitory, studios,
gymnasium and swimming pool.
Students from five Southern states.
For Catalogue and View Book Write—
, CfiAS. P. WE,AyER, Ph. D,
Murfreesboro, N. C.
GOING TO COLLEG E NEXT
year? Write the Registrar for View
Book and Catalogue.
NEED A FOUNTAIN P E N ?—
EVERYBODY does. Why not try
an EDISON. Every pen guaran
teed. For sale the College Book
Room.
Headquarters for Fancy Groceries
Confectioneries and Fruits of all kinds
You can get good service and low prices by patronizing
R. SEWELL, Murfreesboro, N. C.
SEWELL HOUSE, R. Sewell, Prop.
Fbt Class Accomodations. Good Auto Livery Attached
Wynn Bros.
“MURFREESBORO’S GREATEST STORE”
Extends a cordial invitation to all
students and friends of Chowan
to make this
The Shopping Center
Your headquarters, where will be
found just the things to make the
wardrobe complete.
Your Patronage Appreciated
Wynn Bros.
Murfreesboro, N. C.