BRISBANE]
THIS WEEK
Paris: Many Newspapers
Surprise for Karl Marx
Mr. Eden Was Tired Out
A Big Somersault '
This world is really no bigger,
now, than the palm of your hand;
wherever you
Bare, news comes
Pullman car on
the Mohave desacross,
the Levand
brothers
with the latest
"Beacon"; and on
newspaper apthe
radio feeds
Arthur Brl.bonr ,t; ^ paris ten
times as many newspapers as are
published in New York tell you
* anything you choose to believe,
from editorials written by men who
do not know that the royal and imperial
French families died and
were buried after the war of 1870
to fiery-eyed modems who think
they can graft Karl Marx and Lenin
on Jacques Bonhomme, the
French peasant, and produce a
French Utopia, with a Russian accent
and a pair of high boots.
^
They do not know Jacques Bonhomme,
who bought his land in the
revolution at bargain prices with
inflated assignats, and means to
keep it, nor do they know the smallsized
French bourgeois, who thinks
more of one four-cent franc than
some of our governing geniuses
think of a billion 59-cent dollars.
The Marx-Stalin-Lenin brotherhood
in America, by the way, does
not understand the inside feelings
of the U. S. A. citizen, with his
bungalow, automobile, radio set,
washing machine and furniture, all
"nearly paid for."
Send HIM, instead of a bill for
his last installment, the statement,
"No more private property," and
see what he says and does.
You take your choice of dozens
of Paris daily newspapers; the wild
kind, that say anything and lose
money; the tame kind, that say
nothing and make money, but very
little of it; the mummified kind,
that still take "Madame La Marquise"
seriously, and think themselves
back in the days of old
Madame De Deffand and Lord Bolmgbroke.
You have, also, newspapers from
all the Lilliput countries nearby?
English, Italian, German?and the
news is in them, only you must
know how to extract it. They are
queer little newspapers, and if that
be provincialism, make the most
of it
In London, for instance, Lord
Rothermere's newspaper tells you
that Mr. Eden, British foreign secretary,
has gone to "a secret destination"
in the country for a
week's rest.
English statesmen always go to
"a secret destination," for reasons
unknown to Mr. James Farley, who
relaxes at the ringside, or President
Roosevelt, who rests fishing,
on a battleship, with fifty reporters
on another ship, nearby.
You wonder that a man as young
as Eden should need a rest. Gladstone,
at nearly twice his age, was
talking in the Commons at four in
the morning?but Gladstones are
few, Tim Healys also.
Rothermere's writer thinks Eden
is all tired out after his Geneva
speech, telling just why England
lifted the Italian sanctions. It was
he who made a speech recently,
just as earnest and much louder,
telling why those sanctions must
NEVER be lifted. That was turning
a big somersault. The English know
how to do that, and you are sup
posea to taugn.
Eden told Baldwin what the doctor
said, and Baldwin said, "By all
means, my boy, hurry off to a secret
destination," and Eden hurried.
In America, the business man
would say, "Doctor, there are a
few things that I must settle
first," meaning, perhaps, his income
tax. He would hang on and
on, and finally go to a really secret
destination, in the graveyard.
Driving through Normandy, from
Havre, where the ships land, would
interest American farmers, especially
any whose lands are "worn
out" after comparatively few years
of cultivation. On lands in this
part of the world, wheat has been
grown for three hundred years, and
today yields better, bigger crops
than ever.
In Rome, as in other places on
the earth's surface, one city is piled
upon another. Dig down through
one and the other appears. Invasions,
plagues, famines and the
grinding ice have wiped them out
Those that read this today are
the descendants of men such as
the inhabitants of the Stone age
village. And still we are worried,
looking down at the enemy, poverty,
that may climb up and attack
us in old age.
C KJn< Features Syndic*:*, In*,
WNU Servioa.
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By Edward
Spanish Government Is
Checking the Rebellion f
REPORTS from various sources s
when analyzed indicated that c
the Spanish government was more ,
than holding its own in the des- ,
perate fighting with p* t
the Fascist rebels. s
It was sending |JT c
more and more |k
men out to check lLa|: | 1
the advance of Gen- jj (
eral Mola's col- hP' j
urnns on Madrid i j
from the north and ]
was successfully
bombing rebel gL^P^ t
strongholds in that ?
part of the country, Bowers <
as well as Cordoba * * c
and Seville in the south and Ceuta v
and Melilla in Morocco. The loy- (
alists won decided victories at ?.
Caspe in the Guadarrama moun- <
tains where the rebels were trying (
to break through to Madrid, and at s
Oviedo. 1
Mola's officers explained that he ;
was waiting for the arrival of Gen- f
eral Franco's forces from the 1
south, but those troops had not t
been able to get very far in their t
advance on the capital. Their 5
chieftains, however, professed to be s
confident of ultimate victory. ;
Claude G. Bowers, American am- ]
bassador to Spain, was cut off from t
communication with the summer
quarters of his embassy at San ]
Sebastian for several days, being <
himself at his summer residence in 1
Fuentarrabia, close to the French '
border. He finally got in touch
with the embassy and removed the 1
staff to his villa. Mr. Bowers also ''
provided safe haven for a number I
of other foreign diplomats and their
families. He said he had ascer- i
tained that not a single American |
had been injured in the civil war. f
American warships and liners were
utilized to evacuate all the Americans
in ports where their lives were
in danger.
Nazi-Polish Quarrel in
Danzig Is Ending '
ACCORDING to announcement
by a Polish news agency which ]
is generally considered to be the 1
mouthpiece of the Polish foreign j
office, an accord has been reached 1
between Berlin and Warsaw on the 1
policies to be followed in the Free <
City of Danzig. The Nazis are said
to have agreed to give explanations \
tnat win lane me sung oui ui re- (
cent incidents in the city. The ]
texts of notes exchanged between j
Germany and Poland will be sub- ]
mitted to the League of Nations be- (
fore being made public. <
i
Vimy Ridge Memorial 1
Unveiled by Edward
MDRE than 100,000 persons stood }
in silence at Vimy, France, (
as King Edward VNI of England j
unveiled the magnificent memorial ,
bufit^t>y^ France^to
' " . dian warriors. It is j
King Edward , ,
an mspired expres- ,
sion in stone chiseled by a skillful j
Canadian hand of Canada's salute ]
to her fallen sons. It marks the j
scene of feats of arms which his- j
tory will long remember and Can- .
ada can never forget. And the
ground it covers is the gift of \
France to Canada." ,
The dedication culminated ten ,
years of labor and an expenditure
of about $1,000,000 on erection of
the memorial. The work was completed
after earlier delays in construction
because of difficulties in
finding the 7,000 to 8,000 tons of
special stone required.
Walter S. All ward, Toronto architect
and sculptor who designed the
monument for the Canadian battle- ^
fields memorial commission, super- .
vised the preparations for the unveiling.
Nominations for Senate
Are Made in Iowa
TOW A Republicans nominated Bar*
ry Halden of Chariton, editor
and American Legion leader, for '
the United States senate seat made '
vacant by the death of Louis Murphy.
His Democratic opponent is ]
Guy M. Gillette.
The ctato w..J
..MVV ak UlUIVlUaUVI JJ(11 IJ'
delegates met in Des Moines and
named former Senator Smith Wildman
Brookhart as their candidate <
for the seat. Until recently he ;
has been connected with the New 1
Deal farm organization. 1
Queen Mary Sets New
Atlantic Record
THE Queen Mary, Cunard White
Star line's great liner, set a
new transatlantic record in her latest
crossing to New York, taking
the blue ribbon of the sea from
the Normandie of the French line.
Repudiate Debts If Lemke
Loses, Says Coughlin
[RATHER CHARLES E. COUGH"
LIN, speaking at the home-coming
celebration for William Lemke
at Hankinson, N. D., advised his
nearers to repudiate their debts il
the Union party candidate were not
elected President. "And if anybody
tries to enforce them," he added,
"repudiate them also." This, the
priest declared, is the only way out.
"There are two propositions
which need to be considered for the
Northwest," he asserted. "One is U
save it from the hands of the
bankers and insurance companies;
the other to save it from drouth."
; * -. - V. v -1
OUTH PORT, N. C? WEDNE
Organized Labor Split
Nears the Climax
IT SEEMS at this time that nothing
can prevent the great schism
in the ranks of American organized
labor. John L. Lewis, head of the
United Mine Workers, and his followers
in the industrial union
movement, are determined to go
ahead with their plans for the organization
of steel workers into a
mass union, and now have expanded
their program, proposing to unionize
thus the employees of steel
fabrication and processing plants.
Moreover, Lewis and his associates
have declared they will not
appear before the executive council
of the American Federation of
Labor to stand trial on charges
of "fomenting insurrection," so it
appears the council can do nothing
but suspend the rebels and their
unions, these constituting about one
third of the federation's membership.
If this is done, the final decision
as to expulsion of these unions
will be made by the national
convention in Tampa in November.
Gov. Landon Accepts the
Republican Nomination
GOV. ALF. M. LANDON now
knows officially that he is the
Republican nominee for President
of the United
9 States. Before more
'han 100,000 of his
7 J- fellow citizens he
V stood at the south
9 entrance of the
Kansas capitol in
"? >' Topeka< and reft
/"jji ceived the formal
gfe ?m notification from
9 Congressman Snell
9 of New York, who
, , was permanent
Gov. Landon chairman of toe
Cleveland convention. Around him
were grouped a thousand leaders
of the party, and in front of him
were the throngs of his supporters
and admirers.
Here, briefly, is what Mr. Landon
had to say on some of the
more vital issues:
Recovery ? "The record shows
that these (New Deal) measures
did not fit together into any definite
program of recovery. Many
of them worked at cross-purposes
- - - ' > *1 1 TVio ? >.
ana aeiearea uiemscivca. ?
tion has not made the durable progress,
either in reform or recovery,
that we had the right to expect. . .
We must be freed from incessant
governmental intimidation and hos,
tility. We must be freed from excessive
expenditures and crippling
taxation. We must be freed from
the effects of an arbitrary and uncertain
monetary oolicy, and from
E STATE PORT PILOT, S
(yV&Vltd
vieur^
W. Pickard
? Western hint 1papcrjjnim^
Her time from Cherbourg breakvater
to Ambrose lightship was
our days, eight hours and thirtyseven
minutes. This beat Normanlie's
record by three hours and five
ninutes, but Queen Mary's course
was somewhat shorter than that
aken by her rival, and the latter
[till holds the speed by hour rec>rd.
Flying out to greet the British
iner, a big seaplane piloted by
Hapt. VV. W. Wincapaw fell to the
iea. The nine persons aboard were
kicked up by a boat from the liner
Exermont, but one of them, E. T.
Ramsdell, a Boston newspaper phoographer,
was fatally injured.
Sir Henry Wellcome,
Scientist, Dies
?IR HENRY WELLCOME, who
J was born in a log cabin in Wissonsin
83 years ago and who be:an|e
one of England's greatest
icientists and explorers, died in
London following an operation. His
[cientific achievements ranged
:rom the establishment of physioogical
laboratories to pioneering in
he field of archaeological survey
hrough the use of airplanes. He
von the Royal Humane society life
saving medal in 1885 and as late
is 1927 founded the Lady Stanley
Maternity hospital in Uganda, Cen;ral
Africa.
3oard Is Appointed to
Study Drouth Remedies
SCATTERED rains over limited
5 areas brought only temporary
elief from the heat and drouth,
ind then warm weather started a
new advance over
jjlfSBj the corn belt. The
federal crop report~jF
ing board in Wash&&&
ington said the
& drouth was as severe
as,that of 1934
L ?|MfW 11 and worse than any
I^SHb since the western
mMBb country was settled.
The serious condifl|
tions prevailed over
. "T _ practically the enM.
L. CocV tjre area from the
Rocky mountains in Montana to the
Hudson valley in New York and
southward over western Pennsylvania,
central Maryland, the Ohio
valley, parts of Arkansas, and most
>f Oklahoma.
It was announced in Washington
that President Roosevelt had creat2d
a national committee to study
measures for remedying conditions
in the drouth region through utilization
of natural resources. The
:ommittee is headed by Morris L.
Eooke, rural electrification adminstrator.
Other members are CoL
Richard C. Moore of the army engineers;
John C. Page, acting commissioner
of the bureau of reclamation;
Frederick H. Fowler of
he national resources committee;
Rexford G. Tugwell. resettlement
administrator, and Harry L. Hopcins,
works progress administrator.
Mr. Roosevelt intends to make a
trip through the drouth area late
in August.
Dusting of Eleanor Holm
From Olympic Team
PROBABLY the controversy over
the ousting of Eleanor Holm
from the American Olympic team
is destined to be long lived; but
it is difficult to see how the committee
could have done otherwise
in the circumstances. The backnand
swimming champion, who is
Mrs. Jarrett in private life, refused
to obey the training rules
and indulged in several drinking
parties on the ship that carried
the athletes to Germany. She disregarded
warnings, and afterward
said the officials knew she liked "a
good time, particularly champagne."
Her defenders seem to
think she was old enough and experienced
enough to be permitted
to do as she pleased, regardless ol
the effect on discipline.
Many Quitting the CCC
to Take Private Jobs
Director robert fechner
reports that nearly 13,000 members
of the Civilian Conservation
Corps left that organization during
June-to accept private employment,
and he said this was largely
attributable to the general improvement
in business conditions,
and in part to the practical education
given the men.
private monopolistic control."
Relief?"Let me emphasize that
whjle we propose to follow a policy
of economy in government expenditures,
those who need relief will
get it. We will not take our economies
out of the allotments to the
unemployed. We will take them
out of the hides of the political
exploiters."
Agriculture?"We shall establish
effective soil conservation and erosion
control policies in connection
with a national land use and flood
prevention program?and keep it
all out of politics. Our farmers
i are entitled to all of the home
market they can supply without injustice
to the consumer. We propose
a policy that protects them in
this right . . . We propose to pay
cash benefits in order to cushion
our farm families against the disastrous
effects of price fluctuations
and to protect their standard of
living."
Labor?"The right of labor to organize
means to me the right of
employees to join any type of union
they prefer, whether it covers their
plant, their craft or their industry.
It means that, ;n the absence of a
union contract, an employee has an
equal right to join a union or to
refuse to join a union."
i Constitution?"It is not my belief
that the Constitution is above
i change. The people have the right,
by the means they have prescribed,
I to change their form of /government
to fit their wishes . , , But
[ change must come by and through
the people and not by usurpation.
. . . The Republican party, howi
ever, does not believe that the people
wish to abandon the American
I form of government."
I State Rights ? "There has now
appeared in high places a new and
dangerous impulse. This is the
impulse to take away and lodge in
the Chief Executive, without the
people's consent, the powers which
they have kept in their state governments
or which they have reserved
in themselves. In its ultimate
effect upon the welfare of the
whole people, this is the most important
question now before us.
Shall we continue to delegate more
and more power to the Chief
Executive or do we desire to preserve
the American form of government?"
_____ I
"Now Is the Time to Buy or
Rent Farm Lands"
According to a report put out
by the National Association of
Manufacturers, "excessive specula!
tton in farm lands appears at last
to have ended and opportunities for
farm operators to rent land or purchase
on equitable terms are now
> restored."
The report, prepared by the as;
sociation's committee on agricul!
tural co-operation, was stated to
i be based on an analysis of the re>
lationship between farm commodity
prices and the market value of
farm real estate.
4
SPAY, AUGUST 5, 1936
Silk for High St]
By CHERIE ]
Midsummer means sports,
and this yea? sportswear in i
the fashion picture meant silks, 1
for every outdoor activity from j
goli to swimming or just lazing 1
about. ]
The smart golfer, this season, 1
wears a simple shirtwaist frock of
washable end-to-end or striped silk >
shirting or of classic silk crepe of
narvelous quality or some one or '
other of the new linenlike silks, if
not silk shantung. These smart '
and practical silk shirtmaker
dresses often have fly fronts,
tucked bosoms ant pockets for
your golf tees as the model centered
in the picture displays. Blue 1
silk crepe fashions this stylish 1
and practical frock.
Very feminine and graceful for
tennis are short dresses of soft
silk weaves such as silk jacquards !
or Chinese siik aamasics wmcn are
light, cool and comfortable. They
are usually cut short, with sunback
decolletage, offering a refreshing
contrast on the courts to ,
the shortS and slacks that are so
commonly worn. New for the tennis
enthusiast is a white jacquard
silk crepe frock cut on princess
lines with a gored handling, the
jacquard patterning showing lively
little tennis-playing figures. See a
model of this description to the
left in the illustration. Note it has
a squared decolletage and wide
shoulder straps. Culottes are also 1
a practical choice for tennis
dresses.
For beach and bathing very
smart women are wearing silk.
The newest mode going is the little j
dressmaker suits fashioned whim- (
sically of plain or printed silk
| crepes, silk shantungs and other
I novelty silks. Kind to the figure
are they, being made in one piece
effects with pleated or flared
SAILOR SUITS
Br CHERIE NICHOLAS
Cay -"^8 m '
sHHH fcSHBBilSi
I
Fashions for girls are playing up <
nautical themes. It is sai'd that <
"back to school"- clothes will adopt <
such details as lacings and ma- I
rine insignia. The sailor suit in i
navy and white of linen or light i
wool is an immediate favorite and |
will remain important throughout l
fall. The "gob" beret in white
felt or pi,. - with sprightly ribbon t
ends over the hair at back is ever <
so smart to wear with the new 1
sailor-inspired dresses. \
k. ..
pie Sports Wear
VICHOLAS
shorts. The most practical have
natching jackets reaching just to
the bottom of the suits as you see
pictured to the right in the group. I
rhis model is of daisy-printed, dependably
washable silk crepe. The
shorts are pleated and the loose,
matching swagger jacket has a
youthful Peter Pan collar.
For the girl with a perfect figure
there are also the silk lastex suits
which fit the body like a glove and
have touches of dressmaker detail
at the bosom. The newest trick is
to wear them with one's jewels.
There is such a variety in silk
bathing and beach suits this summer
that you can have two or three
entirely different types in your outing
wardrobe.
Paiamas are a "must have" for
a vacation outfit, whether they are
elaborate models that must stay on
the beach or in the cabana, or the
womanlike strictly tailored types
that can safely receive guests in
your own home or go out to call informally
at an intimate friend's.
They are made in tailored silk linens,
silk shantungs, novelty sports
silks, silk crepes.
Bathing suits with halter bodices
and wrap around skirts made of
print silks in gay peasant design
are also very goodlooking, and add
infinitely to the picturesque beach
panorama.
The craze for prints increases
rather than languishes. It seems
to be prints for everything and instead
of growing weary of them
there is that ii. them that intrigues
more and more as the season progresses.
If the entire costume be
not of print then fashion offers a
:ompromise in the way of accessories
of vivid silk print Such accents
as belt, triangle scarf and
bag of colorful silk print enliven '
many costumes.
? Western Newspaper Union.
BRAIDED ELASTIC
MAKES DANDY BELT
Golf is a game where enthusi- '
asts are offered more accessories a
season than can be squeezed into a
dozen clubroom lockers. All are
intended to improve a duffer's
game, but most of them turn out
to be gadgets that fail their purpose.
One really successful accessory,
however, that will be very much in
evidence on the golf course this
summer, is a belt made of braid- 1
ed, silk-covered, elastic cord. The <
belt looks like one of the corded i
belts so popular this season for j
sports wear. The rubber cord sup- i
plies the extra "give" that every <
sportsman seeks, and makes for (
maximum playing comfort (
The belts come in the leading
summer colors, including black 1
and white combination, polar bear, (
marine blue and plain white. ]
1
Blue Jeans Sportswear Is 1
Popular With Young Folks j
Of particular interest to young j
people is the blue jeans sportswear f
worn by many of the debutantes. J
With these navy blue jeans are
worn shirts of every shade popuar
this year, with contrasting as:ots
and scarves. A popular headdress
is the halo in various coin's
and materials, which keeps the i
lair from blowing in the eyes, and <
? very attractive. For the very s
iirtive amusements, sneakers are j
popular, with navy and white the 1
predominant colors. ]
The tailored suit for week-end t
;rips is much in evidence, as are c
:ulottes, tennis dresses and the t
lighly practical three-piece dresses i
with shirts, shorts and -skirts. <
The Fair >.x
Bohemian
CALIF.?u
3ohemian club's
luring the sir. H
nent, no worn. H
ither at largi
've been thinkii. H
ittle peculiari' H
If two women were c;i5t
\ desert island with iust eacli'^H
'?r <'ornpani''
companion; ar4^|
Irvin S. Cobb matter if ;-e
were falling and the wind ti.^H
they'd stop right there m t^^B
tracks and thresh it all out.
If you doubt this, see whatb^B
pens when a pair of their.
swapping good-by;. after a ^^B
jay conversation, on ftnishiqH
long chatty motor trip together. fl
they can find a narrow dyrrj^B
where they'll block traffic.
where they'll halt, always. "I
It's a curious sex. any way
take it. But we men keep on -i?
it and liking it. I don't know --J
er we're dumb?or numb. 3
be one or the other.
Chip Off the Old Block,
CELEBRATING his filth birtbJ^H
^ the other day. my small
son and namesake met ar.]S^|
gentleman ol like age who brie?
that his nurse brought him to9
party in a car.
"Can your mama cir.ve a cir^|
inquired the guest.
"No," answered my descer.d^H
"but I'm going to teach her. |?
you do is start off and keep
till you have to stop, and therii?
say, 'Damn those red lights.'?
It would appear that Cobby
been listening to his grandfai^B
* 9 * H
Praising King Edward.
IF HE was a Communist, dfl
breed who are usually hfl
baked mentalities, it was
be expected that bis effort to gH
der King Edward should be-tiaH
heavens?a fizzle.
II he was a lunatic, then he's bH
kind of lunatic who should spafl
the rest of his days behind kjH
walls. If he was a deliberate sH
sassin?well, at least he gate?
gallant monarch a chance to
how gallantly monarchs can fe?
have in the face of danger.
Any man, given the royal bad?
ground and an open path to s?
throne, can be a king, but not s?
ery king is a man. This king ??
he proved it and this part of r?
world rejoices at the outcome. H
9 9 9 I
The Troubles of Europe. H
WE MAY have our own tra?
bles, including so
mounting taxes over the land a?
so much mountain music over s?
radio, but what with Spain r^H
by internal war, and France b?
ing strikes which almost apprffl?
mate war, and Poland threats?
ing revolt against Nazi control?
what, laughably, is called s?
"Free" City of Danzig, andjj
rest of them pretty generally
ing in their respective political tsH
seroles, we're lucky
In fact I can think of but
thing the European nations hfl
which we could use, but, alas
never get, needless to say. IroW
to the money they owe us.
How the League Performs- I
UNDER the rattle of the mad*
guns and the shrieks of
victims as civil war t'.ames abj
Spain, that faint creeping
which you hear, sounding siaB
thing like a mouse in the waasJB
ing, is fhe League of Nations
ing its customary prorrpt ste?B
enforce peace upon t"'S
other distracted countries what^^B
By the way, does anyone reG^B
aer when, once up ; a b
time, there was a w ; to end-W
persistent disease called
Inal war which foreu rmore
restore true democratic prinWW
and motherly love t
tnd embittered peoples0 To
lie result makes one almost
tpair of ever finding a cure
ny dandruff. I
IRVIV S. f3BlH
Copyright.?WNP
Mormons Made Own
Cut off from the st. ;es andi*M
issed by Indians, tin. A
iertook the product: ; e'f
tugar. Beet sugar machineff^J
Jurchased in Liverpool. shipP*^H
lew Orleans, tnen ut 1:14
rifty-two ox teams
ugged the equipment from
x j lato bu>^H
:uwui ui 10 uian anu * j
)f beet seed arrived. This
nception of the beet sugar w?*
if Utah.