The J 6 Z- V : A RANDOLPH COUNTY PAPER FOR RANDOLPH COUNTY PEOPLE. ph VOL. 6. MO. 23. Ganderbone's Forecast FOR DECEMBER Copyright 1910 by C. H. Reith. Tom, Tom, the piper's son, Thought to steal another one, But when, with bacon 40 cents, He thought upon the consequence, And what he probably would get In case he landed in the net, The lawyers he would have to hire To save him from the butcher's ire, The money Cudahy would spend To push it to the bitter end, The merciless concern of Swift To see he was not set adrift, The sum that Armour, if he fled, Would offer for him live or dead, And How the unforgiving lust For vengence would move the trust To make example of him lest Some other piper's son protest . Against pork chops at thirty fiat, And pickled pig's feet selling at Six-bits a dozen, souse a bit, And sausage even close to it When Tom considered it, in brief, And also how much more a thief He would be this time than before, He wisely passed the butcher's door, Rejoiced that self had stood the test, And went on hoping for the best. December is from the Latin decern, meaning ten. it was originally the tenth month of the year, but owing to the wide spread unpreparedness for Christ mas it has been shoved along from time to time, until it oc curs now as far back as we have been able to get it. Caesar, who was in the habit of making each of his soldiers some kind of a present, even suggested pushing it further along still and having about fifteen months in the year, but the Roman roercha nts protested that it was impossible to sell holiday goods except in very cold weather, and Brutus, Cassius and several other Roman business men fir-uy staDw him. The custom of giving presents was originated by the Greeks, and they had such a faculty for getting the better of it when thev exchanged presents with that, the exDression "Be- CkLXJ Vw w at ware of the Greeks bearing gifts!" became historic. It was on a Christmas day when all the Greeks were showing what they had gotten and were laughing about it that Diogenes, who made a practice of criticising the na tional faults in some amusing way, set out on his famous search fnr an honest man. The Persi ans one time resorted to arms in an effort to get their presents back, but they were badly def ea ted at the battle of Marathon, and no serious attempt to get TrPSATits back has ever been made from that time to this. ThP. r.alf will burrow in the stack, and the festive colt will arch his back and gambol at a fearful gait to make his ichor circulate. The bear will slumber in his bed and dream that Roose velt is dead, and the Winter night will worry through with the wolf ki-yi-ing down the flue. The wind will push against the door, and our old friend Boreas will roar and fill the Winter night and feli with samples of his college yell. The price of eggs will feel imbued to beat trie mark for altitude, and butter will cavort around about two miles above the ground. 0 happy man that has his hold stocked up against the Winter cold, and has no urgent need to reck how many storms may sweep his deck. Who has his scuppers bulging kraut and all things ship- ,hape in and out, and all the products of his clime right at the port-hole all the time. 0 happy day that fixed our pick upon this land and bade us stick our new-born colors in the ground J and claim the country lying j 'round! And cheery moreover, one, two, three, for freedom's aborigine, who did not prove so awful stout but what we all could throw him out! It is the place, and no mistake for raising provender to bake and giving freely of the least essential to a Christmas feast. A bug or so is on the job, and the weather frequently plays hob but on the whole and in the sum we er dog-gone happy that come. we On the 21st of December the sun will cross the Tropic of Cap ricorn, which will give the trusts the ball on our five-yard line, one down to go. Thsy will go over on the next play, and Mr. Rock efeller, who is playing green back for the trusts this year, will kick goal. The feature of Christmas will be that Mr. Roos evelt won't have any. He isn't taking any chances of Santa Claus even handing him anything else this year. Our Mr. Morgan will revert To hanging up, his spacious shirt, And tying up the tail to pot Whatever Santa Claus has got. O woe is us! How tough it is To hang our stockings under his! But faith is hope, and hope is trust, And some fine day the tail will bust. As many things have bust be- for, and bingo! on the parlor floor will go the Christmas odds ends with which his catch-'em-ail distends. The costly presents and the rare: and while we aii grab here an J there for each his 1 Claus will fill the earth. Those merry peals which rouse the dead will wake the echoes overhead, and laughter flavored wkh reprof reverberate around the roof. He never meant we should pervert the day with hanging up a shirt, nor ever thought, by any chance of filling Rockefeller's pants. A sockfull each is all there is, and woe to him who takes for his a greater portion, uook or crook, than each originally tf ok. For every person that descends to tying pants around the ends, and closing shirts around the base there is a reckoning: to face. The laws of Santa Claus are good, and in the en d are what we would desire thev were that is to say that this is everybody's da v. A sinerle sock above the fire is all a body should require, and there before the glowing log nnhodv keen to be the hog. In such "a spirit was it said that all days are to get ahead except this one; get behind. The merry holi days will come and Santa, sliding on his turn, will belly butser to the grate, and do his best, at any rate. What remains of Congress will exchange experiences at Wash ington during the month, and the man who sends Mr. Taf t the big gest Christmas turkey will get a good outside job around the White House.. Then January will be here To cheer us now and then, And in the glad and newborn year We'll all swear off again. The well-bred person will never make lisrnt ot sacrea trunks nor will he speak disparagingly of woman. The man of suspicious and jeal ous nature never has any peace of mind. He is always ready to imagine the worst and generally wants to. ASHEBORO, N. C, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 8, 1910. Farmers Union Meeting. The regular annual session of the Farmers Cooperative and Educational Union of Randolph met in the court house in Ashe- boro on Sat. Dec. 3rd for the election of officers for the com ing year and to discuss such ways and means as would be helpf u to the farmers of our grea county. The roll call was answered by 18 locals, many being absent i fit . i on account or tne weatner con dition. ml c ii m ine ioiiowing omcers were ejected. President, Lee M. Kearns, Vice President, Allen J. Macon, Sec-Treas., Wm. R. Julian, Cor. S. L. Adams, Assistant, T. T. Adams, Chap. W. B. Lassiter, D. K., G. C. Boulden, Assistant, L. Marvin Kearns, Co. Organizer, L. L. Farlow. EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE. J. Troy Redding, Thomas Gaddis, A. B. Coltrane, J. Royals, R. L. Moffitt. County Trade agents Jas. R. R. M. Allen, guana, L. Marvin Kearns other goods. Delegates to the state conven tion to be held in Greensboro Dec. 14-15. Thomas Farlow, Thomas Law- rence, vv. K. Lassiter, wm. K. Julian. One of the subjects discussed was taking up the teaching of agriculture in the schools of our county this year and the teach ers are urged to take un this work and place this important branch before t.hp n,mil i the-nttracWeness possible ana an Education romiittee com- posed of the following persons were appointed to take up this work with Mr. Lassiter, the county Supt. of Education. Committee Wm. R. Julian, Benj. Lanier, Lee M. Kearns, M. Claude Yow and J. M, Allen. The subject oil getting an ex hibit of products, of the farmers of Randolph county to be held some time during the fall of 1911 in which every farmer in the county will be asked to taKe part, whether a member of the union or not, and exhibit of corn, wheat, oats, stock, horses, colts, cattle, ,hogs, poultry, all kinds canned goods, needle work, flowers, in fact everything grown on the farm, or made in the homes of this great county. A committee was appointed to confer with the Asheboro Board of Trade relative to holding a county fair next fall. The fol lowing compose the committee of which J. M. Allen is chair man: Wm. H. Redding, W. C. Hinshaw, A. C. Cox, L. M. Kearns, Wm. R. Julian, A. B. Coltrane, W. L. Adams, C. H. M. Craven. Allen J. Macon, J. Allen. The next meeting of the Farm ers Union will be he'd in Ashe boro, Feb. 25, 1911. Patterson's Grove. We are glad to say that Zamgo Ellison is improving at this writing. J. V. Cross had the misfortune of losing a good horse last week. J. M. Patterson was a business visitor to Ramseur last Saturday. The prayer meeting just start ed at Pattersons Grove is ; grow ing in interest. We are sorrv to note that Mrs Esther Westison the sick list this week. r Among those who visited at W. H. Wtrs Sunday wtrt: A. G. Chandler, J. A. Ellison, Mr. and Mrs. N. M. Martin, We are glad to say that James Frazier is improving at this time. ASHEBORO GRADED SCHOOL. lhe following 160 students nave iieitiier ueen aDsent nor tardy during the month which added to the fact that they have made 95 or more on every study entitles them to be placed on the third month honor roll. First Grade Section A. Millard Brown, Elsey Calicut, fcverette Nance, Fred Smith. Bertha Hunsucker, Martha Penn Julia Ross, Rosabelle Rich, Eliza beth Skeen, Isley Smith, Mar- gret Sykes. . Section B. Alleen Norman, Mary Small. Lillian Turner, Vera Thomas, Mary Lipdy Auman, Annie Cox. Elenor Crater, Edward Gattis. Virgie Hamlin, Maud Miller, Albert Bean, Worth Foster, Irv ing Foster, Richard Lassiter. Junnis Phillips, Lenard Ward Worth Way. Second Grade. Eddie Beck, Alexander Burns, Neely Hunter, Charles McCrary, Fannie Phillips, Buren McPher- son, Jim Clark, Howard Hilliard, Walter Betts, Mary Auman, Bertha Presnell, Frances Hall, Inis Turner, Kate Spoon, Mary Hen Cox, Lena Hillard, Ruth Hadley, Bessie Kennedy, Ma mie Thomas. Ethel Run tin cr. Eugenia Plummer, Ethel Allred, dithPearce, May Belle Penn, Adlaid Armfield. Third Grade. Stella Auman, Carrie Brittan, Kate Bulla, Blanche King, Lucy ovette. Clarabel Morris, Zelma Ward, Edward Cranford, John Hunter, Gender Lowdermild, Calvin McDonald, Frank Redding Clarence Smith, Sam Small, Herbert Sears, Willard Wright. Fourth Grade. Margaret Rush, Cteta Rich, Evelyn' Woodell, Ruth Cox; Alice Hunsucker, Carrie Burrow, Arthur Burkhead, Ben Bulla. Fifth Grade. Fern Ferree, Urslie Clark, Eva Lewallen, Hallie Ross, Lu cile Morris, Faye Ferree, Lillian Hunsucker, Martha Evelyn Morris, Rubye Wright, Kate Newby, Candys Deaver, Alice Burkhead, Eunice Bulla, Etha Gfiasgow, Mary Moffitt. John Wright, Fred Smith, Edgar Black, Garland Lowdermilk, Sidney; Wood, Roy Berry, Curry Loflin, June Frazier, Mac Ridge. ; ' Sixth Grade. Nannie Plummer, Lena Wil liams, Dorothy Henley, Harvey Rodgers, Nancy Johnson, John Plummer, Urslie Williams, Jewel Glasgow, Nancy White, Mary Wade Bulla, Edna Norman Lula Foster, Penn Smith, Fleta Lewallen, Nettie Wewby, Mar gret Morris, Ethl Presnell, Reggie Auman, Bertie Kivette. Seventh Grade. Jessie Wood, Edith Hunsucker Clara Presnell, Rilla Spoon, Jessie Redding, Mable Parish, Beatrice Lewallen, Ollie Presnell. Cortez Norman. Eighth Grade. Lillian Hendricks, Louella Lowe, Fannie Fewby, Nellie Spoon, Ben Allen. Fred Styrts, Everette Kendall, Will White. Ninth Grade. Mildred Burkhead, Janette Dickens, Eulah Glasgow, Maude Hall, Myrtle HocKette. Pearl Kivitte, Blanche Miller, Lillian Parrish, Gladys Smith, Lula Turner, Ray Hay worth, Malloy Johnson,- Byron, Richardson. Tenth Grade Robert Fields, Clara Hayes, Alhe Spoon, Virgie Dickens. Farm Demon stration Work. To the farmers of Randolph County: Now is- the time to make preparation for your corn crop for the summer of 1911. Those who made the largest yields of corn per acre in 1910 were those who prepared their land in early winter, also begin to prepare to make an exhibit at a county fair which is wanted at our county seat by some of the farmers of the county. Below is a list of names who will do demonstration work in 1911 but who were not on the list in 1910. J. H. Smith, Brown. T. F. Brown, K. D. Cox, D. W. McCain, S. S. Cox, Oscar Brown, L. R. Beane, J. F. Cameron, Wiatt Galimore, W. M. Parrish, J. W. Rush, C. E. Stuart, E. T. Kearns, B. W. Pierce, Kemps Mills. Cox. Farmer. Frank Auman, Rt. 2 Seagrove. S. W. Presnell, Rt. 1, P. S. Bean, Rt 1, L. T. Branson, Rt. 2, M. A. Cagle, Rt. 1 C. E. Stuart, J. D. Slack, Rt J. V. Cranford, Rt. 2, J. J. Lucas, I. T. Brown, Wm. T ,noc - -y m W. L. Stutts, John Vuncanon, J. A. Boon, A. L. Woodell, W. F. Redding. Asheboro. J. C. Bingham, Rt. 3 A. J. Cooper, Rt. 3. J. M. Allen, R. F. Lassiter, W. J. Moffitt, B. B. Brooks, Thomas -Thornburg, W. P. Thornburg, T. W. Ingram, T. E. Luther, E. H. Wollie, S. T. Laughlin, C. W. Laughlin, Mechanic, Moffitt. Rachel, i Bombay. Martha. J. W. Laughlin, Newhope Acd. J. C. Bescher, Jackson Creek. C. H. Hill, W. T. Carter, Lassiter. J. M. Henderson, Rileys Store. J. S. Laughlin, Sol. W. C. Hix. Hills Store. Sandy Lassiter, J. W. Parrish, t Rosco Parker, Rt 2 Caraway. Charlie Callicutt, E. J. Strider, C. H. Lucas, Osborn Slack, J. O. Cox, Thomas Slack, G. W. Teague, C. E. G. Sugg, Lewis Sugg, M. F. Wrenn, Pisgah. Erect J. M. Deaton, Rt. 1. Ramseur. J. H. Kearns. PRINTING MILLION CHRISTMAS SEALS A DAY. Washington, D. C. Des. . 1st. Announcement comes from the headquarters of the American National Red Cross that Christ mas Seals are being printed at the rate of a million a day and that already over 60,000,030 have been given out to agents in all parts of the United States. The demand for thes holiday seals is greater this year than ever be fore. At the same time the Red Cross issues a warning railing attention of all uses of Christmas I ONE DOLLAR A YEAR THAT DEMOCRATIC "CON FERENCE." The Democratic leaders have at last decided to hold their con ference in Baltimore on January the 17 butjthey decided at the same time, time that the meeting should riotbe known to outsiders as a "conference" Chairman Mack and Champ Clark say the meetng will be for the purpose of rejoicing over4;he recent election and to interchange views as jto the future. It was also stated that no section of the country and that no element of the partyis to be overlooked or left unrepresented, and that the meeting will be devoted solely to the proniwtion of party unity and harmony. Of course, it is clear that the object of;the meeting is to try to get the party together and see if they can agree on aline of policy before the Democratic Congress, which will meet next fall, is for ced to show its hand. That the Democrats are seriously divided, no observant politician will deny and when representatives of all the elements of the party get to gether at the Baltimore "con- erence" there will be as much confusion of tongues as there was at the building of the tower of Babel. Caucasian republican policies. The Republican party be : n av protective tariff , ar recognize s the obviou " he bulk of the revenj, . government must b$l- o time revised the tarii manner as to provide h ection and revenue. V Democratic party belic egard to the traf f . nobod f Time and time again ue have denounced protection when a tan I f bill is under co eration, numerous Democ having a large majority in v house, must ether let the tarit alone (which will be an open ad mission that they were insincere in their campagin talk on the sub ject) or they must try to amend the law )in which case they will sure ly split up and discredit them selves.) Meanwhile, the one out standing fact to be remembered by the voters is this: That the biggest reform ever adopted in connection with the tariff is the provision for the collection of da ta which will hereafter enable us to make a revision along thorou ghly scientific lines; and this re form is provided by the Republi cans in the Payne law, in spite of the opposition of the Demo crats. Western N. C. Times. How foolish it is to worry our selves and others with what can not be remedied, or to make our selves miserable because we can not always have what we want. Seals to the ruling nt tne Past Office Department that thes stickers must be placed on the back of litters and packages. To avoid the possibility of the misuse of holiday seals, warning cards are being posted in every booth where Red Cross Seals are sold, telling that the stickers are not good for postage snd must be used onl a3 seals. Already several million seals have been sold tlarg manufacturing con cerns and others business houses in all parts of the United States, and orders are convng in hourly. The 1 outlook for selling . 1000,OC0,000 seals a id thereby making good s he slogan oi the campaign, "A Million '!for ttiberculd3is", are very b right