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J'u i-' " ', "One toy One thy drities wait thee ; i i. ! ;; xt thy whole itrength g to each ; let future dreams elite thee ; , L,arn thou first what these can teach v : ; . ,- i: ; i'.k.i Cne by one bright gifts from Ileaven, i Joys are sent thee from tbove ; ' ''take theja readily when given, I Oi'i; Ready, too, to let them inove. ""u One by one thesegifts shall melt thee Thi''"Do not fear an armed b(nd ; f... -XuOiJe vjRl fada ajther ei-eiet thee, J ' Vy 44Mlrs t!!g" tJA UUod'. 7 . t , : Do;ifot lattgh at life s long Borrdw, ' :, See lion small each moment's pain; ' ' : ' Ood ill help thee for tmorroV ; !,. , uEvery day begin again, j Every fhy that fleets so slowly , J . i -Ua iU tak;tp do or bear ; : Luminu the crown, and holy, ' '' ' - If thejjetaeb gem with care. ; Do not linger with regrettiji;?. ; - Or for paSsing hours deaonl ; Sorthe cUjly toil forfjejtinj, . t f Look too eagerly beyoudj. i , Hours are goU-'en linke, Go'h to'den, P.tacliinjj heaven hot ote by one ' Tftlie ine'm; lest the chain re broken, -i .-rathy piigriroajco be done. 'My 1 AuntvPenelope. ! quite twr lrt ' "We-had been married not - yearilt, 'Jef ome' and I: acd I think ,we . bad contrived to be about as happy as 'married 'cruplc6 are. Jerome wasn't rich, but flad a good j : salary in bis uncle's clipping office, and I had leroetl thojewon of economy, and c db'trivedito get along nicely' with only - one gjirl.' To be sure, Auni Penelope helped but, after all, Aunt Pene lope, though gh'e was a good, soul, and : meant welly ( was more iu the' way than otherwise. I We had gona to housekeeping on a time had the baby on his lap, and wag tickling its plump ribs, f "Of coarse we'll go !" . "Of course wewon'il" sail this im practicable husband of mine. "Jerome I" . "Amj V . , ''But why not !" 'In the first place, because I've no idea of your taming housekeeper for any old woman who wants to enjoyhej): self in France and foist off her.bouse ho'd cares on somebody else. Iu the second place, I liko to make my owo "arradgnlsV instead of having tKem made for me !" At this Aunt Pene!opebridled a lit tle and tossed her head. I looked, with eyes full of tears,' at my husband. "Jerome," cried I, "now you are un reasonable. It would be such a fine thing for baby." "I don't see but that baby is doing well enough," retorted Jeiome. "I do not approve of your plans, Amy. Let Aunt Penelope acorpl the posiilm, ij she pleases. I ain able to fSrnish n home for ray own wife." "A home ! Yes," cried out I, indig nantly, "in a flat, without as much back-yard as one could bleach a table cloth in V . ' You have contrived to exist in it for two years,'' aid Jerome, with what seemed'to me the most heartless indiffer- ; second floor in Camden. It was a very ' -ntce place, although Aant Penelope de- clared from the Grst that a second floor wasn't geiiteel.. j , "It is moro genteel than running in ' ' debt for a who'o house that you tSwiJ," -pci-M Cliumu -J T .J jj care, . alt ho-jgh some of my school friendn, who had married rising joung 1 lawy'rs and doctors, left off Visiting mo. ' ' Aid von may be sure 1 di'iu't jmiss them much' after baby came, like a little blue- Minltnon) n fill TY1 T liOfll't fifli! .hands with tbo.e d.Iicious" cure-s that ire aosvveet to d mother soul. ence. I began to cry. Aunt Penelope rose up with a" great rustling of black. silk and lilac satin cap ribbons. "I shall ccnainly accept my friend Mrs. Outerbridge'a kind offer," said she, with'oijnity. "Of course, Amy, you will do as you please. And I am oing up stairs now to pack up. Mrs. Outer bridge is anxious for me to come as soon as possible. And, of course, Amy, you will remember that I fhall alwajs be glad t'iree.ive you and your family as l.lpcikud imploiingly at Jerome "May v e",, rfrtaJ r A am nr hungry for apple-blossoms, acd graen grass, aud buttercups," pleaded I. "Of course, it vou.wish.it." "And will you come, too?" l"ut Jerome shook his head. "My evenings for tlm present must be spent iu tow. sail he. "I have some extr:i work to do for Uncle Joseph which wont bear posponing. If you go, Amy, you must go alrne." i Auut Pen was loud in hr denuncia- c' 1 'Atmt I'enelope was always thinking " pf plans , - ! f. "My friend,.. Mrs. Outorbndgc, owns .:"f thesweetest c-ounti V nlace un'the livi-r '' ' taid Aunt Venelopo to me cue day lu a 1 "on of husband, geu. ral, and of Je- Vofifid'ential'and patronizing tone. j roe in Particu'a-, whea I came up to ' ' . ' i'5iy triend, Mrs. Outerbridge, is go-ber room . t'- ' ,fci"ne'4o France, ' and his requested me I "I could have told 'you how it would r . iliioitVp'olitely to reside at C'uterbridge j be before you were ever married to him," -;' Cottage daring her absenoe, nd look af-! s:ud Aunt Pen, shaking her head 'ter tiling's a '.ittle. And when I men- j "but " 'l". iionei, that I was devoted tjo my niece "You shall not talk so, Aunt Pen ! " . ' nd her baby, she was kind enough to j flashed I. "I dare say Jerome is light, : . i Bay that it would mato no difference if j only only ' vou came there, too for five months ! And then I vindicated ray cause light f ' J-frotf tb 1st of May to the 1st of Octo-; royally by bursting ioto a new flood ef ,3.,j lier,. And what a splendid thing it j tears. ' v if c ; TVoul)l, be for the baby to have five! Amt Penelope weni away th6 next bl ai BwntbB in the country." j I'.'.f.'lf.jjy eyes glittered at t,he "prospect. , . jub iiiBi loom nau uircaav oeun 10 -i .' . j gleam-like a pcatl in his rosy gum, and (.n ;,I drtadedthe hot, sultry air of summer ' ' fotfli'ttla Bertie's sake. . i u i"ng(" sa.:d it doubtfully. "But Je- .;.;. u$V$ ,. I oi U'lij li a.JV 7 twenty-five Iminutes by 'Vw tryai "aid Aunt Penelope. "lie can ''L2ii.-i;mw4)Ut very evening." : a few pots-plants is the window are all I have to remind me of the green world outside." Stong by these- reflections, and still further incited by a letter from Aunt Penelope, full of descriptions of lambs, daises and little streamlets, I one day packed up my valise. "Hallo," said Jerome, when he came home, "where are you going ?" "To Aunt Penelope; for a week's visit : I need it aud so does Bertie." "And leave me ?" I looked keenly ft Jerome. He. too, was paler and tl.fnner than h usual wont. Nights of work and days of counting-house toil were beginning to tell upon him. "No, no I" Icried, throwing myarms aronnd him : "I won't leave you, dear est. Not if I never see the couutry again." 'That's my own brave little irl I" said'Jerome, stroking back my hair with a loving touch. "Wait a week, der, and I'U take you myself for a little1 trip." So Awaited. - The4ay -week came, to my infinite de light. I dressed biby in a long white frockj with blue ribbon sash and sboul-der-knots, and put on my own dainty little spring hat. trimmed with prim roses, and away we rolled in a comfort able open-carriage Jerome. B.-rtie, and I until we came to the prettiest bird's nest of a cottage iu the world, just a little distance out of the town, where vines garlanded .the porch, and a littlo lawa extended down to a crystal-clear brook. Tulips and daffodils made the borders gay, and a lilac-tree, by the gate, was just bursting into bloom. "I should like a home like this," said I, gazing abstractedly out at its exquis ite beauty. "Should you ?' sail Jeromr, laugh ing, as he drew up the horses in front of the gate. "I'm glad ,to hear thai be cauie it is your home." "My home !' , Jt3?t?tei.. - tisV-MiLbe wee half "Yes, little patient, homesicfc wife. I haven't forgotten your likings and lorgi"is 11 this time. Your home !'' "B it is it paid for ?" ' "Yes; every shilling. Uncle Josspli has h. lped; me, aul that, uyhtwork was well paid. A good garden, Amy, and a nice place to keep fowls ! So you like it LhBTODAYrHAB.21, 1878. Nsmter 12. bowie knives and ot death. - - Monte Verde is a twenty.five years ol ably the most gifted! hi I U,. has a somewhat large figure, it weapons of omaq about She is prob- emalein the xcellent dan- !quiet, nnos- dark hair; is ainost cer and singer ; has tentatious way; yetirily self-nos sessed. Oo the stagl in JLhe role of a comic singer cl f songstress, she is greatly, admifed. In s her original pfyy of "Outcast" (which contajn8j I tefStind, only points -HijiiM i excellent tragedienne,' and never fails totiraw tears frohi her admir ers. When she first Arrived at the hills, she was carried on a board (standing up on it) jthrough the streets of Dead wood, jborne on the shoulders of four mei. She deals "21," sings, dances,) plays excel lently, and yet mjngles in the rough crowd of the 'gambling sa- loon and appears enchanted with her surrouudings, and yet I am quite confident she ; longs for a higher and, better ife, which she could adorn with Sonor to herself and her sex, . Nellie, in Centra is one of the woman cf the hills. No female attracts so much notice as Nellie. Of course she is a gambler, and that here is not derogatory to one's character. In the Ordinary pro prieties of e very-day; life you see nothing to find fauit with, but seated at the gaming-table, sur rounded with rough miners, Nellie looks her best and her worst best by comparison, worse by her company not that her compan ions are bad, but the place, the scene, the game. But this is a free country. Nellie is onlv hence newspaper correspondents don't write him up; otherwise lie j would be arid ought to be famous' among thecouts of the plains. t "Aunt sally" is a large negro woman almost as broad as she is long, and living fn Crook City. She went out in Ousters first ex pedition, and was whh'him when he first entered the hills. She is a walking encyclopedia of matters and facts connected with this country, and presents a very ant mated appearance wfcen she rolls jp her great .white eyes shows her beautiful teeth and exclaims with earnestness and animation, "I'se the first white worlan as ever entered the hills." Of course it would .be impolite in the presence of a lady to deny the soft impeachment, so I simply ac cepted the statement as in every sense true. Piedmont Press. GEMS. the ground of j Si'lf-sacrifice is iCluircli liarmonv. Liesare hiltless swords, which cut the hands that wield them. We are married to Christ: and what God hath joined together can in no wise be cut asunder. facj6, a sparkling eye, a charming way with her; her movements are graceful. Yet she loves her cards. ;' .Kitty Leroy, who was killed by her husband onlv a tfiort time ago, 8fe i only aiioi as-a jgjaj Stubbern Fatks-Bv J. Dillinc. Never borrow anything that, you are able to buy. Borrowing will demoral- izs a man az fast az stealing. A man iz never thrroughly played out until he gits so low that nobody will abuz him. No man can be very cunning only at the rxpenae of hi.s honesty. The man who don't care whether he wit s (.rnot when he flips anything else is a weak poultiss. "Ignorance is bliss" utitil yon cum to look back, upon it, and see what a kuss ed phool it has made ov you. hittles and drink -are the Teat trump kaids; rr.ankind thinks more ov ther stumm!s than they do any part of their proporty. Rates r Aiwvuin. . : ' 1 Fqtiare, 1 iBHwa.,, ..........4 OO 1 " 3 month...,,,, ilt M, J " f WOO. i 1 rear 18 M column 1 month S 00 " $M 1 year......... MM" 3 montlM... ....... . . ti OA " . 150 1 "yr...j ....... ..'.60 09 3 month..... 45 00 ;...;usiwso l " lyer .,...,.....,, 1000p Special con'rauto may ba mad at Tn CisiBiuiNUS offiea. ... . j iw j;;,,, 'Fashions and Perfames. Many persons have a fixed ' be lief that it is the -most t tiTgar '0f vulgar (htngs to have scent'oo the hankerchiel; others again, arrpeir to think they cannot uw too much. A French author, a msa of evi dent taste and cuture, declares that he distrust the people wh6 f denounce the use of perfume. Life iz made ov shunshine and shado twenty-one, has a very interestingfabout five shad-s'to erne sunshine. en t. ?" My face answered him. We moved out the following week, and kept our May Day among the flowers and birds, And little Bertie grows like' a weed in the sweet scents and greening and Aunt Pene'ope bus taken srass : back all she said about Jerome, and hag all sorts of trouble with the Outerbridge servants; I am the happiest little wife in all the world ! . day, and buesome enough it seemed. It was a blowy Apiil morning, tith' a blue sky, dappled with clouds, and faint sweet scents of growing things in the air. Oh, how sick I was of the flat, of pavements and brick walls, and all the itenn which go to make up a city I Ba by was more fretful than usual, and I easily persuaded myself tha he was pining. "Oh, Jerome '." cried I, passionately, fcJ bn ra m?re Aunt Penelope- and I dis-j wuen at last my 'husband came home, iicuoi tin a rnhiAn aa.. n r. i it.. . . . r V','' C-"T' J ' icasiuis WKU a tired look, and a roll ot papers vd I T,:4.deygltful il appeared1 to us. We under his arms ; "have we always got to 1TV 1 " lebttld tevel in country milk, velvet-1 so ? , .Y.-7h i 68 Dntter- -""by'sj "Livehow,n.ydarliBg?" "Cooped up lite rats in a trap, ayay from all the beautiful sights and sounds ilr 'a 'j7panbufiilir could roll dver graveled ''The Women of the Hills." Among the noted women of the Black Hills is Calamity Jane, or Martha Canary. Born in the midst of a wild whirlwind of a dissolute life thrown when a mere child upon the cold world for suste nance uneducated, uncared for with a mother incapacitated to . C . 1 11 . J lovelier latner aeau surrounu- v.A with sadness Jane arew U! C7 a among the rough-and-tumble . of the world, and is to day what del-, icate society would denominate a strong-minded woman. She is about twenty-two years old, has a dark complexion, high cheek bones, an awkward walk, receding brow, black hair, rather pleasant eye but when in passion emitting a green ish glare. Her movements are all free and unstudied, yet in no sense unbecoming. Her conversation is - gales mmt of a summer twilight, and 1 0f the world ! Shut up in a mere lad iog-house! Can't we live in a house that has at least a little fljwer-border and a grapevine in its rear ?" "I hope we can affjrd to some lime, waten the Moon, reflected in th? '.oarrfsy and Aunt Penelope and I ef-rcl I e r ,the once nne jladies, at the ,iUt-tfcv& of ta great establishment, for all -' ii- a-t (hefOaterbridgc servants were to remain ' j i t , r?,,rfaBtilthe prtun, 0f their mUtreas. I " . 4 tl . , ? ,. . VWtably it eetned a delightful idea 1 ;i"-Joen (Jerome came home I ould I''j wait to him his first cup of Urn More I unfolded the story of Out- ige Ujttage, on the Hudson. Aunt; been oote'd as-a Tlaancer. Shef had a large Roman nose, cold, gray eyes, a low, cunning forehead, and was inordinately fond of money, I saw' her often in her "Mint" which was opposite my office ; where men congregated to squan der their money ; and as Kitty was a good player like the old grave digger, she "gathered them in!" that is, their money. ' Men are, in a eenerai- sense, loots. omau tress of golden hair, or a bright eye or soft voice will precipitate them into the ocean ot.tolly, ana women of the world (and some out of the world) know this fact and play upon the weak string of men's hearts 'until all is gone money, character and even life. Kitty had seen much of human nature, en tering upon her wild career at the age of ten. She was married three times and died at twenty-eight. A polibe and intelligent German met tier. He was doing well with his gold claim; she knew it. Like the spider, she spun her delicate web about him until ha poured in to her lap $3,000 in gold, and then when his claim would yield no more she beat hiih over the head with a bottle, and drove him from her door. One and another she married, and (hen when their money was gone, discarded them in rapid succession. Yet there was something peculiarly magnetic about Kitty. Men Jid love her and there are 'men living ' to-day who love her memory. Well, she's -one. I saw her only a short time since, lying dead Jjfy the body of her inanimate husband, with whom she sai l she would not live, but with whom" she was obliged to pass The reason there aro so many fail ures in this world is because ruo-t of maukind are anxious to make 10 strikes wiih pony bal's. 1 have figgered a good do.-.l on ti it, and haiiit made up mi mind which a o;n a :i i?; . xa nirt jawer.ful in Jier.will ox -Ignorance and cunning is always found together; so is humility and wis dom. After a man lives to be thirty-eight years he can't form any nu habits. The be t he can du iz to steer his old ones. How.livest thou in thy heart, inNThe opposite to a bad odor, he I says, and those who nave 00 pre dilection for agreeable odors, tcjll will not at all object to bad odors. 4 chjld, a student aa aufeteire andl grave scientino aigniiary, an oia man, may be excused it they use no perfume ; but a woman, young and beautiful, imaginative, gay ' and happy, canuot forego the lux ury, the elegance, the poetry , of perfume. Fashion pas varied greatly in this matter. In Paul de Kock's day peppermint was the rage, sweetmeats were flavored with it, and aromatic dilutions were mad of it. Ladies carried it in their 'scent bottles and ' in their bonbon boxes, in one form or the other. Then came the turn of what is termed aromatic vinegar, speedily followed by lavendar water, eau de Coionge, rose wa ter, and patchouly. And since the extreme popularity of patch ' ouly, the fashion of using perfumes has somewhat subsided. . . In these days few ladies positively drop scent upon their hanker chiefs ; they prefer to keep1 their wardrobes well stocked with lav ender, or orris root, or sandal weed, so that their clothes emit a pleasant iragrance rather tuan a distinct odor. A young American iudy I knew in Paris had the Clip boards and drawers in which her clothes were disposed, strewn with sachets of strong smelling . violet powder, that gave a name less delicate, fresh perfume to everything she wore, from her hat and veil to her hankerchief. Fof this mode of using perfume, tooth" thy home, in thy private ways, is (jtoq s question to all. Whatever Midas touched, turn ed into go!d.In these flay,-teuch4 a man with gold, and he will turn into anything. Deep is the joy of social silence, when we speak not with the loved, but feel their presence. , The existence of moral evil is a far profounder mystery than the awful punishment of it. , The greatest sinner who trusts only 'in Christ's blood, will assur edly be saved. The best man in the world, who trusts in his ownj goodness, will be lost. . BREVITIES. It is a point to engage the thought of both parties to the dis cussion of dancing, that many, even most, of the irreligious are siding with Rev. Dr. Leftwich. Is it in obedience to the well known instinct of sinners to prove that people out of thu church are better than those in it? Or is it a caw wherein the cliilJieii t'f this world are wiser than theNihil Jren of light'' Now is a good time for Christians to order their conversation as bo cOmeth the doctrine of Christ. I am but a point, a single comma, and God is the literature of eterni ty.Bccchcr. A telegraphic message from Eu rope seems to arrive at an hour earlier than when it was sent, but Truth' iz the only thing tliat don't lose in translashun. Truth iz the same in tlpttentot az it iz iu Dutch or Anglo Saxony. The most useless thing i kno iz a .monkey, and jet Iihad rather be a monkey than an elephant. The man who can't keep a secret haiii't got much grip of character. cere's and soap bubbles are liable to bust any time there is something which beats all Uileejsnhy th en rot" of Gud 1 jngfrU) frff jnuch Mtier f hjn 'lavy all.. . 'r: v fc epsaiHniTra wholesome, and has a aweet will hear." The telegrahnic offey rator has his fiager on thfi pulse of the omnipotent arm. Tolinadgc. A man vith an excellent voice, who is destitute of a well informed head cannot shine in the pulpit. Spurgton. We are taught and we teach by something about us that never goes into language at all. Bishop Huntington. Men are ubie to fight the devil a great while beforejhey are able to preach Truth.- Beecher. Nature works responsive to the touch of the Creator, and the pulse outdo. A young Englishman, whose bachelor home in Paris, I saw only a week or two ago has sturdy bunchas of lavender huug to each bt the pegs for his cpats in his dressing room. And vet people declaim about the ex travagant coquetry of women, as if the hanging up of those triascu- line coats over fragrant lavender, did not equal any of our .harm less little devices. Piedmont Preu. To giv strengthens a man to receive responds to the throbbing of the heart. bleeve. When Miss Becky Sharpe said she could be a good woman if she had an assured income ot hve thou sand a year, she uttered not exact loktuuily to do I like to see him lazy ly.a trutn Out someinmg very near about it; active bzyncs is one of the it.. It " easier for the rich to be goon man lor ui ywt, n mjr weakens htm. Law iz an excellent thing, but it never made a man ious or. temperate yet. When a man a'n't got enny thing only have the will. By tar the larger portion of those little tricks by which men convince their tel wust disouzes that enny man can hav. When a mun bekums mad wi h the world, and szhe iz go; r g iuto solitude, . . .i . .tii.... L tate notus inav me wor.iu aou i iry , . . ,h . mea oriffinates to hold him, but lets him went, - . ;(1 p,jr8e3 too light for the expendi Kxtreme gravity iz mere bekumiog to j turg The effort to make five of a fool than it iz to a wiz .- man. i tw0 and two rarely falls of doing He that would put munuy in his fob j injury to the moral character, mu-t either do the work or boss the job. j ,A.inong th-! curiosities in the Host l azcatb gger holes into man's j Artny M.'dical Museum at Wash phy-ical and moral rotash kittle than ino-foii is I'm withered atid parched frickflhun ever haz. i hand ;iiid arm of a man who left It There iz lots ov neotle in this world ; i,n th. bntth; fild (tf Gettysburg whoze only rle.aure aud rej u'ash'un ! A r:iunm b.ill carried it to the top ..I' .. I,;..!. r...i .rli.iru Hill ml r.il AtKI 1 ..;.., 0 I ,. Ill t lllll nrr, llllliv im. l.f it to its nresent well- i.mned condition. Boston Adeer- uuuecuujtii. iici Luuitijauuii io . j grave animated, her language good, and j , " an sjiii'.-.i ': t - rr And then he drew out his inkstand, fopeued his roll of figures, and went to work. - 'lhe April days beamed on, all bright sties, soft winds, and kaleidoscopic if'imncoa f c-. j T l .aitrtnT.r!AnJ.l,. r. - "owcrs ; ana i oecame r j. ... T , .' . " ! almost heait sick for the countrv. "If Jerome cared for ma as he used to care," I told myself, with feverish im patience, "he would at least make some effjrt.to find a home where I could be happier than in this human hive, where "rtt-rii; v .. .... - 97 "'f ocVry. goQuiotuer mho bad done t.fit :H?nt ltaU wiUjf-Pc hkk of her euchanted i wa4 .... j. Snj-it ioo fVVallPT.quothl. restlessly, when 1 had toisha Ui recitah , '.tT .''Wclir .said Jerome- who by this her heart warm and generous. She imitates no one, is an original in herself, despises hypocrisy, and is easily melted to tears. She is gen erous, forgiving, kind-hearted, so ciable, audryet when aroused has ajl the daring courage ofa lion or the devil himself. She has been long in the hills ; has been a scout in the army ; dressed in soldier's clothes, travelled all over scaled the mountains; rode horseback; fought Indians, and is now dancing in a hurdy-gurdy house in Dead wood for a living. When dressey her own garments she looks konstfts iu always paying things than tbey are worth. It iz a risky thin to be a p funny man ; be ter be a f xd ; they make : fewer blunders We aid ov us think if we e -uld live , our )ive over -agtia wc sln.ru U m.ikc (ewer blunders. This pro't a 1 y tiu't 1 in comely: when equipped as a man she has all the characteristics of the sterner sex, with her pistols, .il-; :c-! ere smr. Charles Utter has been a noted scout the frontier for many years. He is a; eingular-looking being ; o,rr.ll in ctntiirp- with itiirk Ipps. .. k,l. ln- U .. ! r h i.-li ' so : we should on v n.a k e i -rt-n . o-c - tiiicti-oeb . uuu 1 1 ""a n iiivu i - - falls down over his shoulders: a mustache and goatee, strong features, a mild, pleasant eye, and his head capped by a broad- brimmed hat. There is no brag-i gadocio in Utter, ne has mur dered no "parJ," but has killed and hunted Indians. Never drinks, but smokes constantly. Wrhen out of his particular line of business he deals '2l" and of course, has his Jenny with him, who is as mild and pleasant a woman as Charlie is a man. Utter is very modest, Nul'ning i xtperates r.n expec tant hur soint cli a to come upon .1 I r.i lir:; I ill th-it 1 1 n i "Wit and Humor. If ow deaf to my bearU ia th gnat af my childhood, When fond recollection prewnftiblai tome; The beautiful beast which, e'tf ha va riled, would Make everythinf fly from the presence ot he; . My tnichievus gdat was the frowieat Wt ter . , That ever did but a stone fne till it fofT; Ha d see it a coming a aoiatoa 1m would uUfl' , Then brace bis four legs, and go at it pell mell. Oh. how he would buck H ! Aj irsn bound buck it, . He once tried to buck it and died ta Iha well. Re". Joseph Cook says that "Dar- win'a bypotbesii of pangeneia involrM everal untenable eubaidiarj bypotaa ses" ' ' Very few per eras lappoted It was as bad as that. ' ' "Yer go' o cpnd tiaty cent ' I bring yer home for tripd ftockina', an' ther ain't nuthin' to eat lo tber bonae,' is what a drunken man waa telling a bar ber's pole when a policeman arreated him the other day. - ? A eollege lecturer In chmitry lately made the strange announcement thaC in my a loaf of bread bad beea disooTer ed among the rains of Pjmpel'r, whicli liaf wa a perfectly pr aerTed vt If it had been baked aud aateu the day be- fjr,." tells about the the t'J'llf old o. l! lE.lil v.,uu;.: .villi j:it p fseJ into a .lew cult' urv. . ' A I .-!on. writer. 'What on airth buttons ;'Ju5 th and flics all to tits mother them u t buttons; ta-j my : jn Irishmen werj-' rYee'ding ia pepperaiiata. and now yjn have teen , compar.y to a jii yard to aitueas au .x- "ittvz you Uten any remedy aak 1 n t.hvMt in of a iclc penmn whom h I hp A ca le-! to til'. "Now," aid i '!i '! t, '! hven't taken any rem- !Jf. but, fire taket ofJietor's tuff idludini' to fhe t '"Mint U Life toorauce? r'xolatm Hons, I wonder ?" sai l an M bdy. : . o iU ub . . 0ir 'efl a bold agent in a street ear to a tic-u-t the miunit I i u; the nc-dle ' . . ... tim ofa brsted ei party. esn an- ,.- . .. vers ;.adow our other organs. the art of keeping tn.n poor all 1 all to tits. r "vNhv. .rand-, i u i- v a-'l j:- pi lug em. ccution, w'i' 0 one saii tothe oiher: L say, Pat, where wuz yez hi it iliB hang man bad his dues V Begorra." said Pat, Tweed never us?d t ibacco Tlie anti- ntAA.tnA rA-irli. en ttiM al.ct An i l.'inn A. is all that kent hio. from stealia- the "l'd- walkin' down the, shtraet entire U. States., ;al n?.' Uironzh life ia order th-t .he may die rtcU." - -.!. i t - w Barnuin raised a rir t laughter in the Commercial Leg lola'tro cucut by raying of Li 0ndi4te'fiC Anxistant Clerk that "he ftipght Ihrough the war. and ws ready to make affidavit that ha 'killed as many of the rebels as they did !'.n.i...i J "i - oi mm . ...... .. : - "4