_ ..VAN VALLEY NEWS
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Kidney Ivouhl*
but bv (*hot)sii.
E. U. Wolli', o.
c*lu*ate<l tl at!i. i >
iij^o 1 h:ul UitliH'y •
ctl mo pain. ^
ii'ty, hut 1 took
ctlVcUd :i
Jr.ive als'j fouml tli*
1st ill ^tMR'ial 1'. tiiii lu'ivc
1 roul)ic‘, and kct'p 11 -
1)11 hand, siiu*t‘, a-^ I .ni .i;( \ iii\i
lU) ('(|iial.” /i. V\', :.ic d w.
j^uannitcc^ IhcMii at •') <•
Si'crc'tnrv Wilson ]iro])ost*s Hint the
post f.K.a's waproii 1ji Iho rur:d friM* de
livery SIM \ ice. whieh is now rapidly
('Xl endin shall e;'rry tlie daily
\\{'athcr fonca.si. with eo!d wav;* a!id
i: w.ti iiiiiL':''. I’.'V t’u' !;eiu'!i1 of
fariuers. \Viih. ni'iiverv::! nir:il free
delivt'ry. ev»'vy h<Miseh<;I.!.'r niay re-
« ;'ive :: daily vi.^ii from a rt
live of tlie Cniled State's "•oveni;’’.*nl.
'S’iie su^ii'i'st ion is a reasonable oni*
the mail earrier shoidd attend to
<>; !u‘f g-ovi'rnr.ient nia’te:'. of \vhieh a
ilisi rihiM ion of tlie weat In-r forecasts
may he only the Ih'st upon an c'xlend- !
le.i;' list.
Fniry IliiifUTK.
!Mr. Steeh' lias an artick’ in Kiiowlodjre
«ni “Fairy IJinc's.” thos-e s.’-reen circles i:i
])ai-1nris whiih v.t re ioru.ei'ly helieved
to he eauset! h\ tlie midS'.i^'l;t rt'veli\\
of tile fairies, Tiie\ are eaii.<('d hy a
fiH’i’iJS \.l!oso sj)a\vn sjueai’s eeiMrif-
t;<;ally in every direction :i:;d forms a
(oniiuoii flit from whieii the frui; rises
at i t s ex I re me edsi'e, t lie si:i i of i Jii“ i h ner j
disk is exluuisled. and tlie sj'auii dies
tl;ere wliile it sjireads all locnd in an j
outward direction and ]:rt:(!iice.s ar.-
other eroji, whose sj^av. n |
Tlie rank L'^rowtli of the ^ra>ses com-
jjosir!”’ these' rinu's is j)r<;!!t;!d\' (iiie i;> ^
the fiuiiriis taldntr np from thes>.i! cr- :
iranic nitron' ll \\hich is lu t a\ail;'.l.le I
to the yrc.sses. and in some v.ay he- ^
coniiit}:' tlie ineciiuia of supply of the soil
nitrog-en to the j^rasses forming- Hie ;
circle. i
[[<KV’S
\V(' (ilu'r (>iio Ilinidi I'd Dollars ]Ic- ^
w.'ird It)'any c;!S(‘<>r( at.iirii that can
not he <-ni-e«! l>v lialTs <’at;‘.rrli '’tiri*. |
—F. *T. (’liKNin- IV (■;>., 'i'oh-do. (>. !
Wo, 1 he luidersiunoi!, liav(‘ ktiown
F. t 'hciioy lor th(> hi't 2') y<>ars, '
an<l hi'liovc liini pcrlVotly lioi.orahli'j
in all ills Ini"iiH‘>s t raiisactioijs and
linniiiially alile to c.;rry om an>-oh-|
lij^atioiis ui.idc* hy his linn.—W.m.*:-
!n;;, K'.nnax iV AIaiivin, \‘rhol(.‘s:do
l^ruu’^jists, Toledo, «>. liali’s ('a-
tarvh < 'nn* 1- taken intc'rnally, arhnjr
d r ctly ui>on the l>lo(»d and iniK-oiis
^urtaces of tin* system. Testimoni
als si*nt iVee. Price ~'n-. ])er bottle.
Sold by all 1 irnjij^ists. Take Hall’s
I'jiitdly Pills for coiisitipatioii.
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t! (' ie;i. '.ler i. .
(lo.Klrieli i!i Le...
tnr.n v.ho lias 1
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I.:s a
\ - M t!i(.‘ •
says Ar: i
■'s M;;:,a”'l!e.
;;!is eiia'-.uh I )
•'■.i-i.u'.” t’('.!.;r;‘d one
1-
THE MEANEST LOVER.
Fortnnf Certninly I>lrt Favor I!U Ex-
Flanceo A’.lien Ho
Jilted Her.
‘•My roommate i« a chap of extraordi
nary financial <jreniiis.“’ ren^arked a rail
road elerk of this city, says the rs'ew
Orleans Times-I)eir:t!crat. “Jle i.s a na
tive of (’aliiornia. anti iive or six years
afro he spent aseaso;i on a sujrar i)lantJi-
tion in i'auaii. ]!(> was ens/ai^ed at tlu'
time, and whiic lie was there he cor
responded rcfxularly with his lianeee.
Afterv.ard they (piarreled and tht'
match was broken olT, hut the jioor frirl
tliouirht Ids letters were l)eautifnl, and
treasured them reliijfionsly.
“(^Uiite recently lu‘ saw in a paper
that the Hawaiian stamps of the period
of his stay tliere had become very
scarce and vahiahle. and lie immediate
ly s;it dow n and w rote to Ids own i-weet- :
l'.('art. demandinii’ his letters. He said |
lie was soon To he married and f(>lt it his '
duty to di stroy ’em; he ajjpealed t«i lier
‘hi'tter f('e!in^'-s’ jinil all thaJ, and, to
make a lont; story sliort, slie sent them
hack. They w(>re yellow with a<re, and i
had suspicions stains that looked like |
tears, hnt he wasn't moved a hit. He
])romjitl.v cnt off all the stamps and
sent tlieni to a New York ag-ency, and
prot a check for $42. !
“Our landlady, wlio knows al)ont it, j
says he is a jierfect brute, and will come ,
to a had end. T am afraid so myself. I
th.ink lie is doomed to become a milhon-
loacher to .\ir. (h);):!/irh, “’ran n’.:;‘.a-
a yr.w doin.u' else.'
-inuiher. a h.iuh s;-!:ik)1 pri-ic'pal. ».'e
cried his vocation nol l;ec;iu.i.* of itf
small linancial ret-.irns. hiil ••hccatii'e a
man likes rc>s;>t--i ansi repiual!.):)
anioii'X men, and lt“V\' men respect a
p;‘h<)olteaelK'r." Onl.v one out of elev
en leaciiers inlervii>wi‘d hy Mr. (Jood-
rh'h felt satisiied with hi:^ work. “1
ni;:ki‘ «‘nnu.L;h money.” this oni* said.
“in‘.iha!>iy as laneh as I couhi in an
other 'profession. I iir.a.uine ti;e n.ia-
jority of people resixvt !;u* Jis nuieh
as 1 resp,ect tiie majority of I'eople. I
find a .ureat (h'al of satisl’aelion i!i jny
work, and l‘<nv evi*u wealtliy mc'n have
as lon.u: a vac:; I ion."
No jirofessional coarse of sttidy is re-
(luired of a m.-in who is to teach. Tlu*
qualitu-ations as ont'ir.ed hj’ a W(*il
kmnvn si;}>ei’inicndeiU :ire: “First, char
acter; second. s<.-hol:irshlp—a nniv<*rsity
ediication if possible; third, jihysical
hoaltli; I'otn’ili. ai)tltnde.'’ Vet it is
ditlicnlt to linil enon.uh '^ood teacia'rs,
acc;)rdin.ir to the statc'inents of super
intendents, a’ld dilliciilt to keep them
when once obta.hied. lint a small jii'r-
co:ita?;e of coil(\u:e finidttates take up
teachinir. and ni:;ny of thc'se p> into
other lines of v.'ork .*;t tlie lirst opiior-
tunit.v. Out of a jrradnatiniT cl:;ss of
28o at I’rlnceton last yee.r but twelve
expressed ;in intc'ntion to teach.
This eviilent ]!rejn'.lici‘ apiinst teach-
in:;’ ;;s a prof«‘ssion is hard for an out
sider ti) ttnderstaiul nnli'ss it he dtie to
the san'.e spirit of tnirest v.iiicli iii;ike.s
men of every profession lhal f:inlL v*-ith
their lives. It is douljti'nl if the ;:ver-
a.fix* doctor or lawyer linds more jileas-
tire !n his "work than thi* aver;>,:j:e t('aeh-
er does in his. The schoolteaclu*r Is ;;:en- i
erally sheltered from micon.uenial i»er-
sous.and as to s.alaric -.Avhile they ranue
for Avoii'.en and m(*n from .'?L!t)!)a yeiir to
}sr>.(t(iO. the avera,c(‘ s:;lary of men
ica' hers in public schojls in Xew .Jer
sey. j’or examjile. is SST a nioiitli. The
avc'raire income of tlu* doctors of the
Ui:!ie«i States has been esli;n:;ted at
a ye;ir.
r.oyond flie «pieslion of money th<‘re
is an indirect rewar.l for the school
teacher v.iiich men of otluT i>rv)fessi;>ns
have not. The (hu-tor ma.v jioint to re-
luarkable cures, the lawyer to the win
ning; of a Lvreat law c:;se, but the sue- i
cessful teacher has an army of wit- j
nesses, themselves doctors jind lawyers I
and htisiner.s men. whose* s-.v:Tess is in
part his oVv*n. whose minds he hjis
muldeil. whose Impnises lie lias stead
ied, whoso ambitions he ha.s enconr- !
a.L'ed. Herein lies his re.'il ri'v^'ard. i
As for the futun* of (lie te:;<-her, with I
the jxrov/inj? consoli<hilion of scliools, j
the tendency exlendin^i’ even into the j
rural districts, his jiosition bt‘co:nes j
more periaaiient and his chances of ad- j
vaneement better. In the lartrer cities
te:ichers are iiensioned after long- serv
ice. Men have failed in (wory profes- '
sion, and there iire poi'lir.ps as ni;in;\' |
who have found loacliin;? v.'ortli while ,
as those who have succeeded in other ^
lines. I
T Ever Rode on a Train ?
If you have or if you luiveii’t listen to me
rii oii(‘ iniiinte. I jiiii i!,’oiii,^' »<> make you a
;S ])roi)ositioi) .li’ood till June 1st. ;,s foilow.^: Any man, woman *(>r <-liil(l who will nl
one lime ]mr(*luise $1«) ior easii out ofjiiiy (l(*j)ar!miuit of luy store 1 will jiay his oi h(‘i‘
;j|j r;iilro:ul iare to Ilemlersonvine anr! rtMurn or to I.ake Toxaway ami return. Now tliat
bs so much lor tlui town (Mistomers—ami for tip; (*ouiiti*y customers i will ptiy their rail
road iare to Hrevaid and return anywhere on th<‘ ^i’l’tnbvylvania railroad. I actujilly
know some i^ood ])eo])lt' in a!i<l artMind l>revard who iuive never rod(i a n:ile on the
^i’ransyIvjinla railroad sim*e it has been built, and if tlu^y won 1 ji(M*ej)t this jn'oitosition
they oii.oht to hiiv(‘ to walk as Iciiii as they liv<*.
I Sell First Class Gcods and Give First Clc
ass Fare
The nicest hats, shoes, rlothniu', shirls, neckweai', (h’cj-s i^oods, waists, skirts, und(‘rw(*ar
I'j (men s or women s). or anythino’ you want just as ch(‘a}» as you'can ,L;et them «inywh(‘r(*.
:ll This olfer is tor cash tra<l«* only, h'o when you hear the whistle blow it means a fi(M.'
ride for you, you know to
We pniniptly obiuiu U. K. and I'oreigii
^
Froi!ii>tly obtnirnil, cr FEE RETURNED.
<:!0 YEARS’EXP£REENCE. Our CHARGES ARE
YtlE LOWE^ST. Send il’udel, pliolo or skit'.'h for
t:X!K*it .sciinjii find free rejnirt on patotitahilit
»rR:NCEMENT suits conduc-t'-d lK.fore all
c;'>!rtK. IViti'nts ol>t:iincd tliror."h us, ADVCR*
TiSCOand SOLD, fico. TRAOE-MARKS, PEN
SEOfiS and COl^VRiCHTS quickly obtiiineU.
OpposI
WASHSNCTON
Send liicxlel, sketch cr photo of uiTcnticH for v
For fi t e b(x K, (
frecreport on patont:u>ihty.
1 row to SccureTS^ fl P
Patents and
write r
to ^
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L^Jj Li, aW|f \i
fVGNSUI^PTlOU Prico ^
ii OUGKS and EGc & $1.0?
v.r F.-o Ti'is!.
r* fiarent and Cuick'jst Cure foi’ all IJ
^ri.::aoAT and zraNG tb.gvii- f;
i\ r.33, or MCNET BAC2. fi
It is lieeominr; clear that the Japa
nese haven't a monopoly in heroism
after all. The Utissian soldier avIio
“kept on being shot” until lu* was full
of l)u!iet bolos. yet maintained Ids nerve
and cheerfulness, is a case in point.
And the jiallant defense of i'ort Arthur j
didn't exhaust the pluci; and patriotism i
of the .garrison. Out of L‘2(» Oilieers in- j
eluded In the surrender only ei.t;hty. it j
■\vas reported, {^ave theii* parole in or- j
dor to evade the ordeal of a v.'ar prison, j
A paroled man neinl not ticrht any more, |
and to li’ive a parole is tlie easiest way ■
out if a captured soldier is tired of
war.
“Will you love rne wlien I uni old?” |
she asked.
“('erl.'dnl\ lie r-epliefl, promj)tly, “if i
yon v.ill_ love me when I am bald."— j
I'hiladelpliia .Vorth .\merican. 1
The 31t*ili<rcre >I«n.
“No,” said tlu* man who was feelin"
blue. “I have not been a sneeess—not
even as a failure."—Indianapolis Jour
nal.
True to ItM Name.
Brushe—Vriiat became of that story
of yours entitled Had Penny?”
Penn—It keeps coming- back.—N. .Y.
Journal.
That Enj;lish letter addressed t() .John
Smith, etc., “Usona” (United States
of North America), was imperfectlj'
addressetl and has been I’etuivied to the
writer, Mary Smith, etc., “Ewisieasa”
(England, Wales, Ireland,* S^-tland, In
dia, Canada, Australia, Soutli Africa).
Now the Sir Edward Clarke's nickname
incident is closed.
Qiiiolily licliovcd.
The e.xcruciatin*:; jiains character
istic of rheumatism and sciatica are
quickly relieved by ai>i)lyinti Chnni-
berlain’s Pain Bahn. The jjreat pain
relieving power of the liniment has
been the surprise and delight of
thousands of sufferers. The quick
relief from pain which it alfi'rds is
alone worth many times its cost.
For sale by Z. W. Nichols Brevard,
and O. L. Erwin Calvert.
Do you want to live \vhcrc tho climcile is mild the yec.r round—
v/here labor is never cpprcGced by stress of weather, end v/here
animal vitality is never lost by mere confiict with cold?
Do you v/ant to live in r. region whcr,e the i. Cu^O^i OOcj are more
varied than in any other equal area in the world, where the division
of g; reat ranehcs afiorcs a fine opportunity to get a cm.all farm that
will assure you a competence?
Do you v^ant to live where, with a minimum cf labor, you can
grow profitable crops cf grapes and small fruit, oranges, lemons,
olives, prunes and almcnds, alfalfa and grain, where crops are sure,
business is good and capital easily nnds profitable investment ?
Then go to California, v/hcrc both health and opportunity await
your coming.
n
]uhu^
is the most direct rente to the Pacirie Coast, and there are tv/o fast
through trains daily via thi3 line, over the famous double-track
railway betv^een Chicago and the Missouri niver. One-way Colonist
tickets arc on sale daily, March i to May 15, at
the rate of $33.00 from Chicago, with corre
spondingly low rates from all points, give you
an unusual chance to make the trip.
These tichcta csc r;ocd on daily and personally conducted
cxcurGioriG, on which a double berth in a Pullman tourist
sleeping car from Chiearo costs only S7.00. Round-trip tickets
are always on calc froin all points at rcduced rates via the
S®Eati®iriiD |p£i(giy©
FILL IM THIG COUPOr]
AND MAIL IT TO-DAY.
W. B, KNISKEr.n,
r. T. 1.1. C. £: II.-V/. Hy., Cliicago, 111.
P!er~c mn:l frcr: to my address, California booklets, maps and full
particulars toaccrniaj rates aad train acrvice.
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