"Prove all things; holdfast that which is good." OSr Jj f Vol tl ~ DUTJTJ, IM. c. FEBY. ©, 1901, No. 4! •s ===== TOWN DIRECTORY. C HDRCHKB. )dtst Church—Rev. W A.Forbes Vsstor •es first Sunday night, and fourth Sun ;y moruitg and night. Prayermeetiug -:vtry Wednesday night. Bu*.day gchccl Sunday morning at 10 o'clock, G. K -lEiiiham Sunerintendent Uai'tist Church.—Rev. w. C. Barrett, pastor. Services every second Sunday morning and ulght. Frayermeetlng every Thursday night Sunday School every Sunday morning, J. 0. Cllffoid SuyerlntendenC i r»»t>yterian Church.— Rev. R. W. Hines .-»tor. services every first and fifth Sunday nuug and night. Suudav school every ai.ua, morning, D. H. McLean, Superinten deUL ttisciple Church—ReT. A. F. Leighton jas every third Sunday morning ami .aght f ieetln* ever, Tuesday j.l,t j-unaay School every Sunday evening v uock. f. i- Maaseugill fcupt. -ret Will Baptist Church.—Elder R. C. • '•ufcsuu. pastor. Nervleea every first Sun u,«»ri*iiii£ aud nigbt. 1 iiultive baptist.—Charch on Broad street W Turner,Faator. Regular servx iet. vi- ihe third Sabbath morning, aud Satur *> b* lore. In each month at 11 o clock. LODOm. . uiii.yra Lodge, Ho. 147, A. F. AA. M. Hall tree Will Baptist church. F. P. Jones W.M ;W. A. Johnson, 6. W.; E. A. Jones j. W.; J. O. Johnson, Secretary. Regular • umiunlcationa are held on the 3rd Satur , Ht 1 o'clock A. M., and on the Ist Friday . ...u o'clock p. m. in each month. All M»- BOUS in good standing are cordially invited 0 attend these communications. TOWN OFFICERS j a. Oates, Mayor. COUXUUOHK&S V. L. Stephen#, F. T. M««*engill, O F. Shell J. A. Taylor. W. U. Duncan, Follo«»«*. conuTT oaaiuwa sheriff, Sllaa A.B«lw— Clerk. Dr. J. H. With* Register of Deeda, A-C. Hollo way. Treasurer, L. D. htllhl Surveyor. D. F. McDfliald* Coroner. Dr. J. F. McKay. County Examiner, B«T. J. 8. Flack. Commisslonem : *. F. Toung. .Chairman N A . Smith. T- A Harrtnirton. mi mi Ic. CAPITAL STOCK $20,000. Every accommodation offered to the public. E. F. YOUNG, President. V. L. STEPHENS, Cashier. E.S.SMITH. E.J.BARNES. SMITH & BARNES, Attorneys-at-Law, DUNN, - - - N. C. Practice in all the courts of the State. Prompt attention to all business entrusted. Office In the old Post Office Building. D. H. N'CLEAN. J. C. CLIFFORD McLean & Clifford, «£k.ttome3rs- at-Xja,"w, DUNN, : : : : N. C. jfcgr Office over J. J. Wade's Store. W. A. STEWART. H. L. GODWIN STEWART GODWIN, Attorneys &nd Coaiwllors-at-law, DUNN, N. C. Will practice in State and Federal Courts but not for fun. W- E- Mnrchison, JONESBORO. N. C. Practices Law in Harnett, Moore and other counties, but not for^fun. Feb. 20-ly. j "THE BARK OF DDI. We otfer unsurpassed advan tages. aud loan money on easy terms. We will extend every accommodation consistent with conservative banking. L. J. BEST, President. J. W. PUBDIE, Cashier. TJHOTOGRAPHS [ BEST • WORK GUARANTEED, 1 make a specialty of nice work. Parties visiting Dunn can call at my residence and have their work made in the latest and most pleasing style. Call and see samples, and get prices. J. D. KEEN, {.>■»-/ • * DUNN, N. C. 1 Gallery up stairs over J. W. Gregory's store. J:i-2-3m-pd. UNDERTAKER m Coffins, Caskets, Ladies' and /Gents' Robes and Burial goods. •• All kinds, colors and sizes, rang ■ ing in price from $2 to $6O. We also have a nice hearse furnish • ed at moderate prices on short notice. 31. 6. TAYIXJK. t * FOR SALE. List of Notes and accounts still upaid and due the estate of Wm. Culbreth according to the findings of the Administra tor at the death of the said Wm. Culbreth Dec. Bth 1894. Name. Acct. D B Sills 9 -fJ Sam Williams, col Hinton Surles Wm Gregoey -15.32 W F Utter 109.2b Bennett Jackson col 3.28 C M. Tart p- 9 ? L F Goodrich 2.10 T S Godwin T S Williams 4.93 Columbus Jackson -2.00 J D McLamb 46 -40 A A McLean col Sneadßros - 10 37 J V Hobson 0.10 Neill Spearman -59 Anson Starling -2.28 Handy Barefoot 10.70 F T Moore 22.82 John Dudley - 6.06 Mrs E M Page 2.60 II M Gainey.-. * 640 A F Surles - - 6.68 Jas A Johnson Jr 3.20 R M Jernigan 99 L B Wilkins - 3o Creed Smith - 3® Anson McLamb 3.50 J C Gilbert : -1-38 L J Tew - lU.oo Mrs Martha Ward 1-95 C C Jac k son —12 .80 A W Hodges 2.02 Jas T'Tart... —3.60 Robt Flowers - 5.04 H Wilks - ••••• -•••»» C F Hawley - *?", C B Surles... G - 2 ? D T Jones - 4 S C Page •••-•jj 4 Jas A Johnson lU.OU P H McLamb 3.63 J A Farmer 1*65 Wm T Surles 4.92 Mack Brown 3.50 James Denning —BO J E Warren 2.25 J M Giles l- 4 5 G R Hodges --3 4 Marshal Smith l-fb Garry Byrd 35.54 J E Flowers 35 J B Holland 22.48 Thos McLamb Sr 2.04 Otis Ward * QA Lovett Warren -\3O W J Morgan 5 Oo LP Jernigan 8.90 Thos Brooks -75 J M Byrd 7.20 Thos Bryant 5.30 J Jernigan ;,l- 4 > Lemon Lee 3U.4U John C Tew 36.42 J D Warren 4 °0 Richard Crowder 98 Julius W Bass 1-28 W P Johnson 22 86 H W Herring 1-30 David Williams... 2.41 Jesse McLamb 25 Wm H Strickland *^-26 Leiza Stone 5o John R Tew 5.15 j Wiley Hinson 1-19 John McKethan col 12.25 Hinton Monds 1-00 Mrs J A D McKay 10.76 H C McNeill 35.87 J N Godwin 40 J R Dudley 58 Dolphus Page 4 08 Joel William 2 83 David Starling 4 29 j Neill Stewart 2 10 ; JllO W Baker 2 83 j Tempia Stewart 87. Martin McCall 30 Kin Smith 1 4 Wash Warren 137 Whit Jackson 1 15 Belton Brewington 56 S F Jackson 5 14 Cary Godwin * 5 26 J A Driver 3.75 E E Godwin 4.75 J M Bass 3.06 W G Johnson 2.23 J N Denning 14.50 Thos. J Hawley 6.54 Ollen Jackson 1-73 Lemon Draftghon 2.00 J R Gainey [>-58 Geo. Warren 3.81 H C West 7.83 Warren Sills/ • .2.06 Sir Wm McLamb 85 F Barber. 80 J L Eldridge 3.42 Geo. Monds 2.23 Miss Lula Glover ; l 15 H T Williams 3.83 Jno. W Culbreth (c 01.)... .3.87 John Stewart .63 YS Jackson 1.95 M A Elmore. 4 -00 C F Butler 3.00 L H Peacox. .3.13 Mrs. M G Evans 6.49 John E Williams 1-63 I W Taylor 6.54 Wm A West 5.23 N D R Denning 3.10 I W Weaver - 61 I Ryley Langston 2.79 Thomas Williams (col.) 3.99 i N R Smith 2.90 3 W D Williford 24.66 . M D Lee ' 1.75 t Daniel Williams 1.08 J L Barnes - - .1.50 J W Tart 2.10 i Z Taylor 1.46 George Coleman 3.14 1 J G Whittenton 6.13 J D Lee 4.55 Neill Monds 6.85 Corbett & Creel 4.10 J~T Corbett 4.60 Lewis Williams (c 01.)... .11.00 Jesse M Jernigan 10.64 John Holmes 14.58 James Co'e 2.90 Wm Barefoot 11.77 . NN Tew. % 2.25 , Smith fe Foscue 7.03 N A Lay ton 10.49 James Parker 11.84 J A Parting 75 Marshall Smith (col.) 1.47 Isaac McLeod 40 T C Lloid LOO Joel E Strickland 71 WileJ yßaynor i.6.80 Troy Wilkins 1.10 L T Jackson 8.35 J E Deal 4.14 S E Williams 1.80 J Broadwell 45 J W McLamb 5.70 BW Barber 1.92 Wm McLean (col) 63 G E Dawson 2.85 • J H West 5.87 Jesse E Jernigan 6.68 • J W Bass 40 James Barefoot 14.85 • A V Matthews 1.75 ' H H West 3.13 _ Moses Bowden 6.79 W A Deal 2.45 S C Godwin 3.75 ; Bud Jernigan 3.64 WH Bowden ....9.26 - Neill McLeod 1.45 JG Smith 10.26 Handy McLamb 1.62 CF Williford 12.10 James Wood 19.07 Mrs D A Jones 2.10 Matthew Womack. 1 53 J B Pope 2.50 NM Easom 5.92 Burrell Warren 3.83 Aaron Williamson 3.80 S D Lee 1.00 S W Williford. 6.20 C P Godwin 58 H J Strickland 1.10 Y P Tart 35.12 1) B Dawson 68.62 Anderson Bizzell (col.). . .39.38 * Y M Lee 9.76 ■ Troy Stewart 1 9.37 : Jnoß Carter (col)i 39.15 E A Jones 3.00 B A Hudson 3.28 S D Jackson 10.75 Josiah Jackson 21.45 S W Parker 5.03 F A Tart 65 George T Hodges 1.50 - Neill Graham 13.30 Noah B Barefoot 2.50 ■ Jno H Burke 1.26 : Bud Moore 1.35 W C Barefoot 3.10 Abram McLean (col) 35 James Hudson 2.05 Johnson Brewington 10.00 J L Johnson 12.20 Stephen Deal 2.25 Julius Barefoot 3.66 R Gainey 21.95 J V Barefoot 2.50 W J Hodges ...2.51 Josiah Pope 8 39 Elizabeth Tew 9.66 WJ Hall 8.44 Nathan Williams 14.07 A G Lee ....37.12 D J L Mclntyre 38.14 John H Blackwell 33.66 James McCorquodale 17.63 Wm McCorquodale 10.32 Duncan Pope 3.66 H M Pope 4.43 Sandy M Stewart 24.49 Nancy Blew 1.17 Furney Pope 5.84 R M Strickland 90 Com Rob Strickland .50 AJ Bain 1.37 Joel McCorquodale 19.72 J H Harris 3.23 Henry Williams 18*26 John House - 3.41 D E Bain 1-05 Sion Williford 6.99 J D Pope 30 John Page 56 D A Strickland 21.53 Lewis Armstrong 25 Joel House -.46 Allen Starling 17.23 J E Lay ton 8.34 Joda Lockamy 33 W H Smith col 75 Isham Hodges 1.68 AM Tew 13.94 James Smith 6.35 Catharine Strickland 1.00 Mag Starling 1.80 Haywood Williams 3.27 D A Bain Sr 2.10 J J Blanchard 37.44 ! W H Dales .40 ( D W Lockamy 1.10 Daniel McMillian .85 } Lovett Warren ,20 , L J Dorm an 2.95 Thomas Wright 4.73 , Isiah Manuell 5.65 \ J L Bain 10.70 Robt Godwin 2.74 ; W J Brock 4.35 . A G Hamilton 1 11 . D M Warren 4.97 . J D McPhail 3.75 ! Jefferson Godwin .50 ! Solomon Wrench 8.70 w Chester Lee 11.44 Cullen Register .75 Jerry Sessoms 3.06 Quimby Sewall 72 Dolphus Matthews 32.92 A D Farm 21.52 Simeon Godwin 15.42 Joseph Warren . . 365 Jackson Armstrong 1 00 W T Sills • 15 93 W H Porter 3 82 W T Smith 2 00 J D Mason 5 49 I W Williams 1 07 T B W Jackson 4 40 S R Dorman 6 92 J F Strickland 16 22 B Moore 2 57 J L Hawley ' 55 Morris A Tew 3 75 J L Starling 1 56 W M Hawley . 40 Walter Autry (col) 88 Ben McDougald (col) 90 Ii B Burnett (col) 17 , David Smith (col») 1 64 Murdoch Pope 29 47 ; N B Barefoot 18 77 Foy Autry 8 95 V D Hawley 2 75 J A Strickland 2 15 W H McLamb 5 54 John Kitchen (col) 80 Joel Williams (col) 4 91 Jonathan Hawley 8 08 Malcom McCorquodale 93 Amanda B Lambert 4 63 Shepard McCall 50 W M Pope 18 12 ; W M Warren 20 54 W H Daughtry 13 55 A C Starling 5 89 N F Tew 2 00 J E Canady 3 08 C C Strickland 9 65 W F Wade 1 00 L M K Tew 45 J C Phillips 1 05 Noah Lockawy 4 91 Hinton Tew 62 Mima Elliott (col) 3 13 Mack Royal 1 14 75 1 Mrs Florrie Lee 1 56 R C Dawson 4 20 James M Starling 64 ALTew 1167 James C Williford 11 25 i D M McNair (col) 2 051 O R Starling 461 Neill Pope 21 58 ! Hector McDonald 2 08 j' 0 B Strickland 1 81 Seth Starling 13 24 E A Tew 28 86 Willie Rhodes 1 55 R B Bass .60 Daniel W Willianps 1 00 W D Phillips 8 50 Robt McCoorquadale 27 32 W T Baker 37 09 Isaac Strickland 26 67 John Hair 5 35 W W Bass • 100 J C Williams 9 77 S T Starliug 2 96 Daniel McCoorquadale 66 Nancy Lee 2 94 R H Hair 7 84 Martin Williams 6 67 G W Smith 98 * Daniel Stewart 3 17 Lewis Godwin 13 13 Abel Bass 2 91 Jolm T Williams 4 15 Murdock Starling 5 20 D J Lockamy 3 94 N M Tew 1 26 Duncan Crumpler 1 63 J C Malloy 8 75 Arch Page 7 65 Hardy Page 21 68"' Solomon Godwin 26 24 II A McKay 5 53 Wiley F Sewell 1 08 A L Porter 1 37 James D Porter 12 29 Robt Williams col 5 70 David B Jackson 9 58 Alex Williams 8 04 J II Woodard 1 10 Harris McMillan 1 90 Albert Anderson 1 22 A L Tew Bal on Note Feb Ist 1894, 3 45 ■S T Herring •' "* Nov 4th 1893, 324 James Smith " " Nov Stli 1893, 12 00 Julius Barefoot Note dated Oct 15 1894, 15 00 L H Tew Note dated Feb 10 1894, 17 00 Harry Tew " " Mch Bth " 640 Martin McCall Mch 9th " 400 The above accounts will be sold at public sale at Falcon, N. C., February 12th 1901 for cash. J. A. Culbreth, Admr. of Wm. Culbreth. This Jan. 9th 1901. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure Digests what you eat. It artificially digests the food and aids Nature in strengthening and recon structing the exhausted digestive or gan#. It Isthelatestdiscovereddigest ant and tonic. No other preparation can approach It in efficiency. It In stantly relieves and permanently cures , Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn, , Flatulence, Sour Stomach, Nausea, 1 Sick Headache, Gastralgia.Cramps and i all other results of imperfect d igestion. Price 50c. and 91. Large «l*e contains 2H ttaes 1 small slxe. Book all aboutdyspepslamuiledfree I prepared by C. C OtWITT * CO.. Chicago. > For sale by Hood & Gran tham, Dunn, N. C. » ... CASTOR IA For Infanta and Children. > The Kind You Hate Always Bought RESOLUTION FOR o o CHIEF JUSTICE FURCHES AND ASSOCIATE JUSTICE DOUGLAS CHARGED WITH HIGH CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS. Ml CMC INTRODUCED THE MEASURE. Representative Locke Craig introduced in the house yester day what is probably the most sensational measure to come be fore this session of the General Assembly, a resolution calling for the impeachment of Chief Justice David M. Furches and Associate Justice Robt. M. Douglas, of the Supreme Court. The charge is that they were guilty of a usurpation of power in ordering the State Auditor to pay certain money to Shell Fish Commissioner Theophilus White, in the face of a law passed by the General Assembly of 1899. The full text of the resolution is as follows : Resolution relating to the ac tion of the Auditor, the Treas urer and two Judges of the Supreme court in the case of Theophilus White against Hal. W. Ayer, Auditor, and W. H. Worth, Treasurer. Whereas, The Constitution of North Carolina, Art. 4. Sec. 9, declares: ''The Supreme Court shall have original jurisdiction to hear all claims against the State, but its decisions shall be merely recommendatory. No process in the nature of exe cution shall issue ; they shall be reported to the next session of the General Assembly for its action." And Whereas, the General Assem bly of North Carolina at its ses sion of 1899 did enact Chapter 21, Public Law, section 1: "The Treasurer of the State of North Carolina shall not pay any compensation to any person or persons claiming the same for services rendered concern ing the shell fish industry, un less such person or persons are authorized to render such ser vices under the provisions of said act entitled 'to provide for the general supervision of the ! shell iish industry of the State of North Carolina,' and ratified March 2nd, 1899, and Whereas, Theophilus White brought action of mandamus | against Hal. W. Ayer, Auditor, and W. H. Worth, Treasurer, to compel them to issue a warrant for his salary for ser vices rendered concerning the shell fish industry, and Whereas, David M. Furches, Chief Justice of North Carolina, and Robt. M. Douglas, Associ ate Justice of .the Supreme Court, acting as Judges of the Supreme Court of North Caro lina, did on the 17th day of Odtober, 1900, under the color of t)ie power and authority -aforesaid, in them as such jud ges, cause to issue from the Supreme Court the following order: "Now, therefore you (mean ing the Treasurer aforesaid) are commanded absolutely and per emptorily, without delay to pay the warrant issued as by the State Auditor on you as Treasurer in favor of the plain tiff, and that in all things you comply with and obey the man dates and requirements of this writ, and that herein you fail not." The following copy of which writ is hereto attached. And Whereas, The said writ was an usurpation; issued in viola tion of the Constitution, and in defiance of the statute of this General* Assembly, and Whereas, In pursuance of said writ, the said Hal. W. Aver, auditor of the State, did oh " the— —day of 1900, driiw his- warrant upon the Treasury and the said W. H. Worth, Treasurer aforesaid did piiy the said Theophilus White, the sum of $831.15, contrary to the: Constitution and laws of North Carolina, as aforesaid. Now, therefore, be it resolved of the House of Representatives of North Carolina: 1. That the action of the said W. H. Worth, and Hal. W. Ayer be condemned as un lawful and unconstitutional, , meriting the rebuke of the peo ple of North Carolina. 2. That the action of the said. Judges of the Supreme Court is hereby declared to be in viola tion of the spirit and letter of the Constitution and in defiance of the plain statutory law of this State, a usurpation of pow er subversive of the rights and powers of the Legislative De partment of the Government. 3. That the said David M. Furches, Chief Justice of North Carolina, and Robt. M. Doug- las, Associate Justice of the : Supreme Court of North Caro- 1 lina, be impeached of high crimes and misdemeanors in '■ office. i 4. That a committee of five be appointed to go to the Sen- ate and at the bar, thereof, ac- i quaint the Senate that the House of Representatives in the I name of all the people of North Carolina will impeach David M. i Furches, Chief Justice of North 1 Carolina, and Robt. M. Doug las, Associate Justice of the ] Supreme Court of North Caro- I lina, of high crimes and misde- I meanors in office. That this 1 house will in due time exhibit this particular article of the 1 impeachment against the above named Judges of the Supreme 5 Court and make good the same, 1 and that the committee do de- t mand that the Senate take order i for the appearance of the said i David M. Furches, Chief Jus- r tice and Robt, M. Douglas, As- 1 sociate Justice of the Supreme i Court of North Carolina, to r answer said impeachment. 5. That the Speaker of the i House appoint seven members of this House, as managers of this impeachment, to prepare ( and report the said articles, ] against the said David M. Fur ches and Robt. M. Douglas, 1 with power to send for persons, ] papers and records, and to take 1 testimony under oath. —News & i Observer. j A Poor Millionaire ( Lately starved in London be- ' cause he could not digest his food. Early use of Dr. King's 1 New Life Pills would have saved 1 him. They strengthen the stomach, aid digestion, promote * assimilation, improve appetite. Price 2oc. Money back if not ' satisfied. Sold by C. L. W r il- ' son druggist. ■ - 1 The Cost of a Boy. \ i I read the other day that it ' costs five thousand dollars to : bring up a city boy, and edu- ■ cate hiin and dress him well. 1 I said to myself: "That is be- ( cause everything in the city has 1 to be bought, and living is high." But I began to study the thing and I found out that even a country boy costs his parents a great deal. When you count what a boy eats and what he wears, and the school-books he has to have, and the doctors bills which have to be paid when he gets the measles or scarlet fever, he will cost his folks at home at 1 least one hundred dollars a year. If a boy is pretty bad to smash things, or to kick his shoes right out, he costs more than that. So that when l ain twenty-one, and old enough to do for myself, I shall have cost father more than two thousand dollars. Mother cooked my victuals, made my clothes and patched thecn, washed and ironed for me when I was a little fellow and whenever I was sick, and she never charged anything for that. If she were dead, and father had to hire all that done it would cost another hundred dollars a year more and that is two thousand dollars worth of work mother will have done for me by the time I am a man. Four thousand dollars for a boy! What do you think of that? These are hard times. When parents put four thousand dol lars into a boy, what have they a right to expect from him? Is ; it fair for a boy to .play truant at school? Is it fair for him to play ball, go in swimming or hang around town all the time, 1 when maybe his father's pota toes are not dug nor the wood brought in for his mother ? Is ■ it fair for him to disappoint! them by swearing and drinking? i Is it fair to forget his parents, ' and neglect even to write them letters? L Some of our parents have put ! about all the property they have " into us boys and girls. If we make whisky decanters of our -3 selves, they will be poor indeed; f but if we make good citizens " and substantial men, they will 1 feel as if they had good pay for * bringing us up. Boya, what are you worth to •, your parents?— The JUL ranee. . How to Use The Telephone— And How Some People Use The Telephone. The use of the telephone in this day and age is so common that one scarcely stops to think of th e various transactions which take place over the net work of lines scattered above the heads of the common peo ple. Besides the great commer cial procedings, there are social matters. Sandwiched between these come the absurd and ri diculous occurrences, from ab sent-minded, unthinking men and women. People who talk over the tel ephone may classed into va rious styles of- individuals. The classification takes it organiza tion from the mere suggestion of a person's disposition which is shown in his telephone con versations. There is the unreasonable person who makes life a burden for any one who attempts to talk to him. He is the one who will not allow the person at the other end of the line to get in a word edgeways. Explanations avail nothiDg. There are be sides this class the telephonic bore, the telephone hog, the the sponger, and the ill-man nered and insulting piece of hu manity who some times answers. The sponger is, perhaps, the worst class. A man's telephone is the open door to his business. The sponger uses his door, may drive his business away and by it close the door to a certain class of trade. Perhaps the best class of tel ephone users are those who are pleasant, affable and cheerful. You can hardly say enough for them. They call up at the pro per time, and act as a comforter to the weary and a tonic to the nervous. A cheerful feeling pervades every tissue in the body of an Operator when this class calls. Quite a contrast they are to the ones who by their first sentence cause a ner vous chill to chase up and down the operator's spinal cord, while a kind of terror creeps over her as she endeavors to serve them. It is surprising to note the number of people who do not know how to properly use a tel ephone. Those who never read the rules take it for granted if a person can hear at all over a telephone, he ought to hear un der any circumstances. One man takes up the receiver, puts his mouth to the 'phone and shouts until the room rings ; the other grasps the receiver and stands back as far as the cord will allow, while he whispers. The man at the other end of the line strains his ears to catch what the other is saying, and failing, says something aside to himself which he did not in tend to go over the 'phone. There is trouble. There is one kind of a man who is always too busy to look up the number, and thinks the operator has nothing to do but serve him. One tells the oper ator all his troubles and dreams and ends by asking her if she is married or single, has red or black hair, etc. A few days later he calls up that same op erator and tells her if she don't come dowu and fix the 'phone in three seconds, he will throw it out in the street, while she is trying to get a chance to an swer the eight, or ten calls who are waiting for her. When the fire bell rings, every one rushes to the tele phones before the firemen them selves have discovered where the fire is. Then like hot shot do these questions come from all over the city: "Where is the fire, central?" "You don't know?" "What are you paid for?" "I pay for this tele phone." "I demand to know." "Who set it on fire?" "Is it much of a fire?" "Anybody hurt?" ''Any insurance?" "Well, find out and call me." There is one man, who, after he is worked up to the highest pitch, goes to the telephone and unloads the vials of wrath on the operator who is compelled to sit for eight or nine hours a day patiently and sweetly. By evening her nerves are about gone, so to speak, when as a nerve tonic to brace her up, she gets from this man, "You're a liar." Now, just suppose the operator would retaliate and ; tell his wife of the dates he i makes, once in a while, or vice s versa, tell her husband about . that little flirtation, j Did you ever hear of the per s so l who rushes to the telephone I and calls his wife? Perhaps she r is up stairs, in the front yard, gossipping with the neighbors , or trading. But this man is 9 positive she is there standing » at the telephone, waiting to be called by him, and ho tells the operator so. Agaiu, Mr. S. is called to his 'phone and says "Hello." "Hel lo, is that the feed store?*' "Yes." "Well, send me a peck of oats." "Who for?" -asks Mr. S. Back conies the an swer, "For the horse, you darn fool," and bang goes the tele phone while Mr. S. wonders where he is to send that oats. Another common occurence is the absent-minded telephone user. He rushes to the 'phone, takes it down. Central an swers. "Send up ray horse and buggy." he says, and up goes his 'phone. The horse does not appear and he pitches into the liveryman for not pay ing attention to his calls. The doctor is a very loving man to his family and nearly every day calls up his wife just before meal time. He always calls her dear, but of late through some mistake of number, he got the wrong "dear." Now, it is all right with the doctor, but what about the other man? The old saying is, walls have ears, so have party lines. Young man, when you call up your sweetheart and her pa pa answers the 'phone (and he doesn't love you), it is mean for you to say, "Oh, excuse me, the operator gave me the wrong number." Often the managers of the telephone company trace out an imaginary trouble ft r weeks and find it, but not al ways in the telephone. The second complaint seldom cornea in from that party. But raur* ier will out, and in time great headlines come out in some newspaper who considers the article a scoop. If the tele phone company only dared it could scoop all newspapers in the sensational line. But, of course, that is not the compa ny's business. One of the most amusing oc currences is to call up a certain party and the one who answers the call tells you to hold the 'phone until your left arm gets tired, then you put your right arm into use. You wait and wait for—say, ten minutes. Finally at a venture you decide to say "Hollo" once more and then hang up the receiver and call central again. You say "Hello," while a waiting voice at the other end shouts back, 'Well, hello, I've been waiting fifteeu minutes for you to call, so that I could tell you she isn't liere." Not long ago a young man got himself into the worst kind of trouble over a telephone. It happens that a certain young woman lives in a double house, the other side of which is occu pied by her uncle. The uncle works in a factory all day and it often called up from the fac tory at night. Not long ago the uncle was called up to the 'phone at 1 o'clock in the morn ing. As he took down the re ceiver he heard a voice say, "Will you please call Miss G. to the 'phone?" Now, the un cle had been sleeping peaceful ly, and he knew the family at the other side of the house was in dreamland also. However, be thought it must be some thing urgent since she was wanted at such unseemly hours. He asked ff it was something he could tell. "Why, yes," came the answer. "I wanted to tell her the fire is in Main street." Bang! went the 'phone. Seven Yearn lu Bed. "Will wonders ever cease?" inquire the friends of Mrs. L. Pease, of Lawrence, Kan. They knew she had been unable to leave her bed in seven years on account of kidney and liver trouble, nervous prostration and general debility; but, "Three bottles of Electric Bitters ena bled me to walk," she writes, "and in three months I felt like a new person." Women suffer ing from Headache, Backache, Nervousness, Sleeple ssne ss , Melancholy, Fainting and Diz zy Spells will find it a priceless blessing. Try it. Satisfaction is guaranteed by C. L. Wilson. Only 50c. NOTICE. Notice is hereby given that application will be made to the next General Assembly by the County Commissioners of Har nett, to allow Harnett County to issue bonds for the building of bridges across Cape Fear River in said county. This Dec. 19th, 1900. By order of the Board. E. F. Young, Chairman. A. C, Hollo way,

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