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Published Every Friday.
A. H. MlTPBKM.
Editor and Business Manager.
Established 1886.
NOT THE SMARTEST FOLKS.
You may notch it on the pailin's,
Yoa may mark it on de wall,
Dat de higher up a toad frog jutnps.
De harder he will fall.
Anr decrow dat fly de swiftes'
Am de sooner in de corn,
An' de fly dat am de meanes'
Gets up earliest in the morn.
De brook dat am the shallo'es'
Chatter? mos' upon de way.
An' the folkes that am destines1
Are de ones have mos' ter Bay.
An' de rooster dat a you ages'
Am da one dat crow de moa'
An' de man what am de coward
Always make the bigges7 boas'.
An' he am notde greates' man
Who totes de biggea' muscle.
Nor am she de flues' gal
Who war de biggea' bustle.
You can not judge de kin' ob man
By de manner ob hii walkin'
An' dey are not desmartes' folks.
Who do de loudes' talkiu'.
HE GOT THEIR PASSWORD
WHEN HE TRIES TO USE IT THEBX WILL
BE SOME FUIf .
This hapened in a little town in
Southern Illinois wot many days ago
It is a section where the Farmers'
Allianc is strong, -and a lodge of
that organization exists in the town.
They meat Mduday nights.
There is one lodge room in the town
and on Tuesdaf nights it is occupied
by the local brunch of the Knights of
Phjthias.
The president of one of the county
sub Alliances came to town one
Tuesday. He had visited the town
Alliance, and when he saw lights in
the . ige roit.:i x -nc d'lec would
go over and condole with the brethren
over the defeat of Buchanan
lie gave the proper knock at tin
outer door. The wicket was raised
and an ear was placed at it to hear the
tho password.
"I plough, I hoe, I spade," whis
pered the AlhaneernaD.
The ear was replaced by an eve
ad it in turn gave place to a mouth,
which whispered m reply:
Tiic h 1 vmu do," and the wick
et dropped iih a bang
The Indignant farmer shortly after
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wara met a -Droiner," to whom he
told his tale of woe.
'vviy, dnd b'm? it," was the
sharp comment of the brother, 'them's
Knights of Phythias, and you've
given em mm password"
"Dogged if I ain't," was the re
sponse, "but (brightening up) dura
em. I've got theirs.
The Siffu OVer & RStnr. fr r.a.
ing "Pickles and flNew York Sunday
wm" wijacu uy one rtcent
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.juiiwkwuib a ucorgia rill ge
which advertises "Axe handles Ik
Pens and Chees,,
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NTow b the time to Subscribe.
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Located in the Finest
it
The
EDENTON, N. P., Friday, March. 24, 1893.
LOOKING SOUTH.
The Treasurer rof the Masiacfcu-
setts Cotton Mills, at LowelJ, and
Whittenton Mills, at Taunton, says
the south is rapidly gaining on the
North in the matter of manufactur
ing enterprises; tiiat tka condition af
affairs has so completely changed in
this direction that he is absolutely
driven out of his own State and he ii
goin South to build mill, in nrUZ l?' T. VK "
" .--w - w.v.
iu iiuiu uig exporil traae. rlis ffooris
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rio pnra A ,3 1 i
v. oo, vu uc uiiiuc muun cueaper
in me ooutn on the same machines.
commenting upon this, the Knox-
ville Tribune sars Ai. i K .to
mnt OT ft I ar nr anH Avnur!un .1 XT
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England manufacturer who knows
wnereor he speaks. Unquestionably
New England manufacturers are look -
ing South. They realize that it is the
most advantageous field for iaanu-
I factoring iQ this country, and they
are beginning to ieel the effects ol
Southern competition.
It is worthj of note ihat what
here 3aid of the Souths progress in
the matter of ctton manufacturer!-
applies cith equal force to ail ciasset
of enterprise. Her resources are ui-
quejtioned and as the Tribune, says
it is naturally destined to b the rich
est industrial section of America aud
to this cwnaitioa it is steadiiv m
proaching.
Dr. Gatliaff his invented a tm
Galling gun which works with an
sieciricai dvnamoand fir 2)00 shots
uiindid. And now tae youths o
he-land will fall thicker aud taster!
NORTH CAROLINA GOLD ORE.
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a large aruouut of 2oid nrp f pom 1
various sections of the state U b3iu.
i,aUiC5, jr., to D3 sent to
v.ondei fully rich gold ores iu Chicago
next summer will undoubtedly prove a
reat surprise to thei ruiniu- nw3 cf
woild who will be congregated
there.
A louisiana mother locked hfr
daughter in a room three davs recent-
!V for appearing: on the street Hrl
ia ahoopskirt.
GOOD LOOKS.
Good looks are more than skia deep
t j I " 4vci,uy vUUlimOD I
01 an me vital organs. If the liver
be mactire yoa h ive a bili Oik IrutL- I
if your stomach be disordered Tou
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kidneys be effected you have a pin-
chea look. Secure eond hh
ua.o ujauvytn; HHJtf. ftnrl If
r;I ;o ,t 6 , WKS: iffctnc
Uitters is theereat a tanHvt. rA f
T"ft1t Will naVA rrnrvrl I 1 v. . I.
, - - - i
.v.vfcT vu m&'e Vital nrnan. I
ares piHinles. blotches. hil ,-1
r.. . . JT"1"" Cm at OD
W. I. Learv't Draititnri .i
bottle.
Fish, Truck and Farming Section in North Carolina.
Smallet Hair Throws a
BABIES BY THE OFFICE BOY.
Thflrfl IS thra Lrinrlo rtf VtoKioa T.. U
w - " - e. w 1 1 ir n iti I j
ie9 cnai; am t nornea yet, b.ibies that
cornea ana babies that never o't to bin
borned, and doll babies, but cats' babies
is kittens, and dogs' babies is pups, but
a cow s baby is a calf, and bo forth.
Uiibies ;s Lawled uud bald. Geo J
babies is the kind you read about. They
ara mostly dead, or elee they belong to
. .
uther folks, and not to you. '
i mh mi wiiinri is iiira n ninan.v vr-i n
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! ovrfcroa.lr. i Rumo
I - 1 "oro nuciu iui
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uwause a oaoy s inside is full
01 y"s, ana wnen ne goes off it is
M s Paruu8 Knows it is
"me tor them to get up. .
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nsdisonand some by uther men, but
Hush J. Grant never invented non
Oh, no he is 2 slick.
1 Babies aro deyided into two kinds
boys and tne kind that never o't to beer.
oornea guns. Bur twi-i. :d triplers
is the uther kind whitcU comes in
J
a.wups. mey come z ni tor most fam.
"iw. dui i tninK it s a bad Hhnnt. n-
mt marv Da Res Gol won'r ",nnw i
w w V V 4 W
ior .tare n fjeaia nor triples, nor any
cninr, cause he s dowa on oWI
'lilt a kitten can lick its oan mother.
liaoies aiu t got ho teeth", out thev
aut to swaller thare oan fihts and
verytning, the little suckere! But
hare is too mutch babies in this world
nyhow. It doctors would only fmind
naro oan busnis and cure sack foket
nore and not go around lor bo mutcl.
ev babies awl the time,
the world
vouidn,'t have haf so mutch trubble.
They could curee pJl the colic and
neezles on erth by iot rinding fco more
jabies, and littui boys like ioie would
t sov.if Htnsbun.
If V. .i.; , ...
iiens vou could ea them, and thev
wouldn t jit brrned to squall
ana
st milk on. But a du--fc'a bab'es ir
Med Koslums.
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some Duties is Terv tuff. Vnn fun 1
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drP tbem on the lloor and nock thare
111X3 VVttl' siam tnein awj
ovar the house and they wont kick
-.vuo, 1.1 vi vij Atiey uyn t nave r.
".o
v.
; 't
looping coif, nor nothing. Thay nev
?r wake up, and thare eturamicka don'L
tke, because thej are full -wi saw dut.
and they are doli babies
Our baby makes uie tired she crows
2 mutch, i sess she's etuok on hr
8olf -
Lams is bab7 8heP3
with wool
whiskers.on thare outside to make
clothes out of for store keepers to atick
you with. But if babies could only
8JSty littui thay would Ibe hapy, for
kftfL
nr doq mey git growwd up and hTt to
huBiP for a lining they find out what a
' w.wv. tun nOIIU IB, JUU
bHt:
Jar babies is borner! nn forms an1
nerse. hich is its muther , but
J u via v till, UWU
hast to be introduced to us muther 2 or
s tmM . i ..
CltT hah nc . .n n 1 . : 1 J
nas got to be swll. But it ain't swell
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w nchv.u uui iur &ius wueu tou eit
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aAartAn. An'nA
good man whitch neyer had so child-
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rnmm WW MIS W 09
Shadow."
auu leu ma wire to honi;. So whet.
he come thare aeen thare was two li
I till hnrra ,1 i-. i . ...
i hsuvn aim w 11 iirrni r I t-.. ........
s waiting for him, which was a hanv
eupprise. So, no more now. Truth.
CURIOUS COINCIDENCES.
Philadelphia Times.
A few years aeo. in Paria nnma rv.n
I . - ' .ww r
Pte were discussing the discoveries o
Colxmbus in the presence of the late
r u ?uun' ine 13m,8n ambassador.
I --"" t. c duouiu wpittiu, is tne
i,n nmn k...i l
i - v j uuiuiuuug, HLIU IdA JULUaBE
I . .
tne irencn ior "the dov "
it is very singular," some one -ob
pu, toat la coiumbe discovered the
Old World and le Colomb discovered
"Yes," replied Lord Lytton, "but
infinitels
w. i w-w wAWMhj Am a v vuai iut
one came from Noah and the nthrr
came from Genoa."
rerKins and a negro Dorter
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got into a fight They Iwere trying
to Rvt! ,oQ k,-,, i.-.
v t, t
A.-ivcjjieat;maiive isiouni . nas a
Uood bertu He u confiJentiaU ,
I of the State Department and has "one
to Honolulu.
At Norristown, Pa., it is iId that
it is no harm to shoot at a int'tr r,i
x-ii-ru-oijoa'-(ie aye. J he jury
acquitted a shooter.
pRoXOUNCED hopeless
YET SAVKD
From a letter written by Mrs Ad
. Hurd, of Gr-uon, S. D.. we -ante :
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was taken with a b-.d col.l wlnVh
sett'ed ou my luii. coueh get in
finally terminated in eon.4umni.inn
Four doctors crave me un sa vi, !
Im - iuM v... ..i t
,f . "- 'ur ' 1 g'e
P,sc,f ? to "yviour, deiermin.-.l
11 i wmu uuiHiav who ray iriends
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ucic ueiov i T uia meet mv absent
Ones above. My husband wa advi.
ed t eet Dr. Klncrs New l)imvp-
for Consumption. Coughs- aud'Cold'
I gave it a trial, took in all eight Lot" I
ties; it his cured me, nnd thank Gd j
I am now a well and herirty woman "!
I ml bottle free at W. I. learr's
Drugstore, regular size 50c and $1.
Successor to La np hear & Haff J
Wholesale Commission Dealer in
resh
-LOBSTERS, Ac-
No. 12 Fulton Fish Market.
NEW YORK CITY.
North Carolina SHAD a specialty.
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number rz.
Fishermen, stick te the old lucky
Circulation L;ug
NO. 305
S.B. MILLER & CX).
WHOLESALE COMMISSION
Fish Dealers,
NO. 7 FULTON MARKET.
New York.
8; muel B. Miller )
C arence G. Miller. J
Special Attention
(Jiven to
THE SALE OF NORTH CARO
LINA SHAD.
Stencils and Stationery Furnished on
Application
WE EMPLOY NO AGENT.
EhULliftht-d 1861 .
SAML. M. LAWBER a, SON,
Fresli Fish,
iv-- - r.
Soft Cnib.s. Torrapin, Eu
' Liht St.
Baltimore, Mcl.
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