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TADIAGE. THK BROOKLYN IIVIXKS SUN DAY SERMON. SulJcct: "Communion of Saints." Text: "T -n sail tlioy unto !iim, Say now shibboleth, an.l ho s.-ii.l. sill o'.i'tli, for fie coul 1 not frame to prononno it ri'ht. Then they took him nn-1 slow hrn at ttio pss Bapos of JorJan." Ju is xii., 0. Do yon notice tt-pdifTcrenfe of pronnncln tion Ijrtwfcn shibboleth, an l fstid oh-tli? A very small an l unimportant difTcrener, voti say. Ami yet that t.!ff.TT.ci Wits tho li!Ter pneo between lifo nri'l'leath for a crroat many peoplo. Tho Lord's yioople, Ciiloal an l Ephraim. cot into a trre-it fl-j;ht, nn Eph raim was worsted, an I on the retreat came to tho fords of th; river Jordan to cross. Or lfr was criven that all Ephraimites eominjr there be slain. I'.ut how eoitld it bo found out who were Epliraimites? They wr-re de teetcd by their pronunciation. ShibLoleth was a word that stoo 1 for river. The Ephrairnites had a brogue of their own, and when they trid to say "shib ooleth" nlways left 'out the sound of the "h. " When it was asked that they say shib boleth, they said sibbo'.-th tin! were slain. "Then said they un!o him. say now shib boleth, and he said sibl oleth, for ho eonld not frame to pronounce it riht. T:ien they took him and slew S.im at the p-jesaos of Jordan." A very small difference, you say, between fiile.'id and Ep'traim, and yt how much intolerance about that small differ ence! The Lord's tribes In our time by which I mean tho different denominations of Christians sometimes matrniliy a very small difference, and th only difference be tween scores of denominations to-.btyistho difference between shibboleth and sibboleth. The church of God is divided into t freut number of denominations. Time would tail mo to tell ol the Calvinists. and the Armeni ans, and the Sabbatarians, an I the Iiaxteri ans, and the Hunkers, and the Shakers, and the Quakers, and tho Methodists, and tho JJaptists, find tho Episcopalians, and t!ie Lutherans, ami tho Con.'rep;ationalists, and tho Presbyterians, and the Spiritualists, and a score of other denominations of religion ists, sor t of them founded by very poo 1 men, some of them Sounded by vry ego tistic men, some of them founded by very bad men. Eut as I demand for myself liberty of conscience I must pivothat same liberty to every other in."n, remembering that lie no more differs from me than I differ from him. I advocate the largest liberty in ail reiiious belief and form of worship. In art, in poli tics, in morals arl in religion let there be no y.T law, no moving of the previous ques tion, no persecution, no intolerance. You know that tho air and the wafer keep pure by constant circulation, and I thinlc there is a tendency in religious discussion to purification and moral health, lietween tho fourth and the sixteenth centuries th-i church proposed to make people think nri'lit by prohibiting discussion, an I by strong censorship of tho press and r ick and pibbet and hot h-ad down the throat tried to make people orthodox, but it was discovered that you cannot chanpo a man's belief by twistinpoff his head nor make a man see differently by puttinp an 'awl through his eyes. There is something in a man's con eeienco which will hurl off tho mountain that you threw upon it. and, unsinped of tho lire, out of the fl tmo will make rod wings on which tho martyr will mount to glory. In that timo of which I speak, between the fourth and sixteenth centuries, people went from the houso of God into the most ap palling iniquity, and right along by con secrate 1 alters thre were tides of drunken ness and licentiousness such r.s tho world never heard of, and tho very sowers of per dition broko loose and flooded tho church. After awhile tho printing press was freed, and it broko the shackles of tho human mind. Then the.-e came a largo number of bad books, and where there was ono man hostile to tho Christian religion there were twenty men ready to advocate it, so I have not pny nervousness in regard to this battlo going on between truth and error. Tho truth will conquer just as certainly as that God is stronper than tho devil. Lot error run if you only let truth run along with it. Urged on by skeptic's shout and tran Bccndentaiist's spur, let it run. God's angels of wratli are in hot pursuit, and quicktrthan eaple's beak clu.ches out a hawk's heart Go i's vengeance will tear it to pieces. I propose to speak to 3-011 of sectarianism its c npin, its evils and its cures. There are "lose who woul 1 niako us think that this monster, with horns and hoo.:s, is re ligion. I shall ciiaso it to its hiding p'aco and drag it out of tho caverns of darkness and rip off its hide. But I want to make a distinction between bigotry and tho lawful fondness for peculiar relipious beliets nnd forms of worship. 1 have no admiration lor a nothingarian. In a world of such tremendous vicissitude nn I temptation, and with a soul that must after awhile stand beiore ,1 throne of in EUlferablo brightness, in a day when tho rocking of the mountains and the flaming of tho heavens and tho upheaval of the s"as eha.il be among tho least of the excitements, to give account for every thought, word, netion, preference nnd dislike, that man is mad who has no religious preference. Iiut our early education, our physical tempera ment, our mental constitution, will very much decide our form of worship. A stylo of p:--..lmody that may please mo may displease you. Some would like to have a minister in gown and bands and surplice, and others prefer to have a minister in plain citizen's apparel. Some are most impressed When a little child is presented at the altar nnd sprinkled of the waters of a holy bene diction "in the name of tho Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost," and others are more impressed when tho penitent comes up out of tho river, his garments dripping with the waters of a baptism which signifies the washing away of sin. Let either have his own way. Ono man likes no noise in prayer, not a word, not a whisper. Another man, just as pood, prefers by gesticulation nnd exclamation to express his devotional aspirations. Ono is just as good as the other. "Every man iutlv persuaded in his own mind." George Whiteflold was going over a Quaker rather roughly for some of his re ligious sentiments, and the Quaker said "George, I am as thou art. Iam for bring ing all men to the hope of the gospel. There fore, if thou will not quarrel with me about my broad brim, I will not quarrel with thee about thy black gown. George, give me thy hand. Iu tracing out tho religion of sectarianism or bigotry I find that a great deal of it comes from wrong education in the home circle. There tire parents who do not think it wrong to caricature and jeer the peculiar forms of religion in tho world and denounce other sects and other denominations. It is very often tho ease that that kind of education acts just opposite to what was expected, and the children grow up, and after awhile go and see for themselves, and looking in those churches and finding that the people are good there, and they lovo God and keep Jlis commandments, by natural reaction they go and ioin those very churches. I could men tion the names of prominent ministers of the gospol who spent their whole life bombard ing other denominations, nnd who live.i to see their children preach the gospel in those very denominations. But it is often the case that bigotry starts in a household, and that the subject of it never recovers. There are tens of thouspnds of bigots ten years old. I think sectarianism and bigotry also rise from too great prominence of nny one denomination in a community. All the other denominations are wrong, and his denomj nation is right because his denomination is the most wealthv, or tho most popular, or the most influential, and it is "our" church, and "our" religious organization, and "our" choir, and "our" minister, and the man tosses his head nnd wants other denomina tions to know their places. It is a great deal better in any community when the great denominations of Christians are about equal in power, marching side by side for the world's conquest. Mere outside prosperity, mere worldly power, is no evi dence that the church is acceptable to God. Better a barn with Christ in the manger than a cathedral with magnificent harmo nies roiling through the long drawn aisle and an angel from heaven in tho pulpit if there be no Christ in tho chancel .ind no Christ in the robes. Bigotry is often the child of ignorance. fox seldom find a man with large intellect who is a bigot. It is the man wlio thinks ho knows a great deal, but does not. That man is almost always a bigot. The whola ten dency or education and civilization 13 to bring a man out of that kind of state of min i and heart. There was in the far east a great obelisk, and ono sido of tho obelisk was white, another side of the obelisk was green, nnothr sldo of the obelisk was blue, and travelers went and looked at that obelisk, but they did not walk around it. One man looked at one side, another at another side, and they came home each one looking at only one side, and they happened to meet, the story says, and they got into a rank quarrel about the color of that obelisk. One man said it was white, another mm sai l it was green, another man said it was blue, and when they wen? in the very heat of the controversy a more intelligent traveler came and said : "Gentleman, I have seen that obelisk, and you are all right, and you aro all wrong. Why didn't you walk all around the obelisk?" Look out for the man who only sees one side of a religious truth. Look out for the man who never walks around about these great theories of God and eternity and tho dead. lie will be a bigot Inevitably tho man who only sees one side. There is no man more to be pitied than he who has in his head just one idea no more, no less. More light, less sectarianism. There is noth ing that will so soon kill bigotry as sunshine God's sunshine. So I have set before you what I consider to be the cause of bigotry. I have set before you the origin of this great evil. What are some of the baleful effects? First of all, it cripples investigation. Yu are wrong and I am right, and that settles it. No taste for exploration, no spirit of investigation. From tho glorious realm of Go l's truth, over which an archangel might fly from eternity to eternity and not reach tho limit, the man shuts himself out and dies, a blind mole un der a cornshock. It stop3 all investigation. Another great damage done by the sectar ianism nnd bigotry of the church is that it iHseaists neonle from the Christian religion. Now, my friends, the church of God was never intended for a war barrack. People aro afraid of a riot. You go down the street and you see an excitement and missiles fly ing through the air and you hear the shock of flrearms. Do you, the peaceful and in dustrious citizen, go through that street' "Oh, no," ycu will say ; "I'll go around tho block." Now, men corne and look upon this narrow path to heaven, and sometimes see tho ecclesiastical brickbat flying every whither, and they say: "Well, I guess I'll take the broad road. There is so much sharpshooting on the narrow road I guess I'll try tho broad road !" Francis I so hated tho Lutheran3 that he said that if he thought there was ono drop of Lutheran blood in his veins he wowld puncture them and let that dropout. Just as long as thero is so much hostility between denomination and denomination, or between one professed Christian and another, or be tween ono church and another, so long men will be disgusted with the Christian religion nnd say, "If that is raligion, I want nono of it." Again, bigotry and sectarianism do great damage in tho fact that they hinder tho triumph ot the gospel. Oh, how much waste. I ammunition, how many men of splendid intellect have given their whole life to controversial disputes when, if tbey had given their life to something practical, they might have been vastly useful! Suppose, while I speak, there were a common enemy coming up tho bay, and all the forts around tho harbor began to lire into each other, you would cry out: "National suicide! Why don't those iorts blaze away in one direction, and that against the common enemy?" And yet I sometimes see in the church of the Lord Jesus Christ a strange thing going on church against church, minister against minister, denomination against denomina tion, tiring away into their own fort, or the fort which ougnt to be on the same side, in stead of concentrating their energy and giv ing ono mighty and everlasting volloy against tho navies of darkness riding up througntho bay ! What did intolerance accomplish against the Baptist Church? If laughing scorn and tirade could have destroyed the church, it would not have to-day a disciple left. Tho Baptists wero hurled out of Boston in olden times. Those who sympathized with them were imprisoned, and when a petition was offered asking leniency in their behalf all tho men who signed it were indicted. Has intolerance stopped the Baptist Church? Tho last statistics in regard to it showod 25.000 churches an 1 3,000.000 communicants. Intolerance never put down anything. In England a law was made against the Jew. England thrust back the Jew and thrust down tho Jew and declared that no Jew should hold official position. What eamo of it? Wero the Jews destroyed? Was their religion overthrown? No! Who be came prime minister of England? Who was next t the throne? Who was higher than the t"rono because he was counselor and adviser? Disraeli, a Jew. Vhat were wo celebrating in all our churches as well as synagogues only a few years ago? The ono hundred in birthday anniversary of Monte flore, the great Jewish philanthropist. In tolerance never yet put down anything. But now, my friends, having shown you tho origin of bizotrv or sectarianism, nnd having shown j-ou the damage it does, I want briefly to show you how wo are to war against" this terrible evil, and I think we ought to began our war by realizing our own weakness and our imperfections. If we make so many mistakes in the common af fairs of life, is it not possible that we may make mistakes in regard to our religious affairs? Shall we take a man by the throat or by the collar because he cannot see re ligious truths just as we do? In the light of eternity it will bo found out, I think, there was something wrong in all our creeds and something right in all oar creeds. But since we may make mistakes in regard to things of tho world do not let us be so egotistic and 0 puffed up as to have an idea that we can not make any mistake in regard to religious theories. And then, I think, wo will do a great deal to overthrow the sectarian from our heart and the sectarianism from the world by chiefly enlarging in tbo things in which we agrea rather than tosa la whloh wo differ. Perhaps I might forcefully illustrate this truth by calling your attention to an inci dent which took place about twenty years ago. One Monday morning at about 2 o'clock, while her 900 passengers were sound asleep in her berths dreaming of home, tho steamer Atlantic crashed into Mars Head. Five hundred souls in ten minutes landed in eternity ! Oh, what a scene ! Agonized men and women running up and down the gang way nnd clutching for the rigging, and the plunge of the helpless steamer and the clap ping of the hands of the merciless sea over the drowning and the dead threw two conti nents into terror. But see the brave quartermaster pushing out with the lifeline until he gets tothe rock, and see these fishermen gathering up the shipwrecked and taking them into the cab ins 'and wrapping them in the flannels snug and warm, and see that minister of the gos pel, with three other men, gettine into a lifeboat and pushing out for the wreck, pull ing away across the surf and pulling away until they saved one more man. nnd then petting back with him to the shore. Can those men ever forget that night, and can they ever forget their companionship in peril, companionship in struggle, compan ionship in awful catastrophe and rescue? Never ! Never ! In whatever part of the earth they meet they will bo friends when they mention the story of that night when the At lantic struck Mars Head. Well, my friends, our world has gone into a worse shipwreck. Sin drove it on the rocks. The old ship has lurched and tossed in the tempest of 6000 years. Out with the lifeline ! I do not care what denomination carries ir. Out with the lifeboat ! I do not care what denomination rows it. Side by side, in the memory cf common hardships, and common trials, and common prayers, and common tears, let us be brothers forever. We must be. And I expect to see the day when all de nominations of Christians shall join nands around the cross of Christ and recite the creed : "I believe in God, the Father Al mighty. Maker of heaven ana eartn, ana Jesus Christ, ana in me cumuiuu.uu. saints, and in life everlasting. Ainen !" of This Year's Salmon Catch. The bark Harvester has brought gooi news of the salmon run. List year tho catch resulted in about 600.000 cases, anl this year it will amount to noarly a much. If there is a heavy demand from England tho priCd Will advance. OFFICIAL CROP REPORT. STATISTICS FE0M THE AGRI CULTURAL DEPARTMENT. The September Condition of Corn, Wheat, Oats, Rice, Tobacco ami Apples The Area Under Clover Heavy Decline Iu the Corn Aver age. The report of the statistician of the De partment of Agriculture for the month of September shows a decline in tho condition of corn to 63.4 from 63.1 in the month of August and 95 in the month of July. This is a decline of 5.7 from the Auga3t and 31.6 from the July condition. The chanpe Is marked in nearly all of the great cor a States. The present condition is 75 In Ken tucky, 70 in Ohio, 55 in Michigan, 83 in In diana, 78 in Illinois, 51 in Wisconsin, CO in Minnesota, 40 in Iowa. 70 in Missouri, 45 in Kansas. 15 in Nebraska, and 16 in 80 jth D 1 kota. In most of tho Southern 6taes tho condition has ri33n an I a good crop is cer tain. In addition to tho unfavorable prospects arising from the low condition of the grow ing crop, reports from eight States, viz., In diana. Illinois, Wisconsin, Iowa, Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska and South Dakota, in re sponse to a special Inquiry, show that out of an aggregate of 40,873, 93i acre3 planto I iu these States thero have been cut up for fol der or abandoned 15,500,000 acres, or 33 per cent., which is a little over 20 percent, of the entire area planted in the country. The percentage of that cut up or abandoned by States reporting is as follows : Indiana, .00 ; Illinci3, 10: Wisconsin. 21 ; Iowa. 33 ; Mis souri, 16 ; Kansas, 53 ; Nebraska, 81 South Dakota, 81. The condition of wheat, considering both winter and spring varieties, when harvested, was 83.7 against 74.0 last year and 85.3 iu 1892. The reported conditions from the cor respondents for the principal wheat-growing States are as follows : Ohio, 102 ; Michigan, 91 , Indiana, 103 ; Illinois, 101 ; Wisconsin. 92 ; Minnesota, 84 ; Iowa, 92 ; Missouri, 91 ; Kan sas, 58 ;'Nebraska, 40 ;South Dakota, 32 ; North Dakota, 74 ; California, 88 ; Oregon, 88 ; Wash ington, 67. In the East : New York, 86 ; Penn sylvania, 91 ; Maryland, 98. Virginia reports 73 ; Tennessee, 78 ; West Virginia, 93 ; Ken-tuck-, 92 ; Texas, 92. In the principal wheat States there has been considerable improve ment in condition since July report. In part3 of the wheat region the crop is fully up to expectations, and in other parts 11 j yield has exceeded anticipation. The average condition of oats is reported at 77.8, against 76.5 on August 1, 77.7 on July 1, and 87 on June 1. The returns for rye show an avorago of 86.9, against 82 a year ago. The condition of barley has risen nearly two points during tho month, the September average standing at 71.5 against 69.8 in Au gust. There is a decline in September condition of buckwheat of 123 points f Jbm that of August, tho general avorago being 69.2, aginst 77.5 last year. The area under clover seed is reported as 71.9 of that for 1893. The condition is given at 69.2, which is much below tho average, thus indicating a very snort crop. The general average of condition for rico is 89.4. The average condition of apples has fallen during last month from 44.0 to 40.8. The condition of peaches is 21.1 ; potatoes, 62.4, a decline of twelve points sinco last montn. The condition of tobacjo is 74.5, against 75.9 last month. NEWSY GLEANINGS. CaTjIFOrxi.V has female tramps. The bicycle rago has spreai to India. Chicago's present area is 183 squaro miles. Great Buitain has eighty profit-sharing Arms. Cau-fabe is 1i cents in Chcmitz, Ger many. Pkru and Ecuador aro "spoiling for a light." Durlix. Ireland, has neither c.ab'.s nor electric oars. American securities s'.iow a substantial gain in London. Atlanta. G i., Is going to havo a now right -story bote'. The Populists failed to carry a singl? county in Arkansas. New York City is overrun with buyers, mostly iroai tho South. The new Criminal Court House, New York City, was formally opened. The Mid-winter Fair surplus is expected to amount to about 200,000. Gerxax-Russian colonists in Kansas are returning to their old homes. Con-tixued improvement in business ia shown by the trade reviews. The Peary relief expedition has been re ported "as well" at Go lhavn. The Salvation Army is planning a cam paign in tho Hawaiian Islands. The long drought is causing groat loss to farmers and dairymen in New York. The fads this year among tho rich peop'.o of tho East are bicycles and catboats. It is now estimated that Chicago's drain age canal system will cost 25,000,000. TnE financial condition of Texas mer chants is said to bo b?tter than for years. Chislse in Japan and Japaueso in China are under the protection of American con suls. Since last May at least 40,030 Freuch-Ca-na .ians living in the United States have re turned to Quebec. Smoke from forest Arcs became so dense in Boston, Mass., that artificial lint was necessary at nooa. Advices from China indicate that the war part- is now in power and a vigorous policy is to bo pursued. English wheat crops aro looking very bad iu consequence of almost continuous rain for three weeks. The Euglish apple crop is reported to be very stiort. L 1st year's was tho heaviest known in twenty years. Pittsux'rg cottoa tio manufacturers find they can compete with foreign manufac turers without protection. The first o?oiu cable over laid in New York Bay ha3 just been put down by the Commercial Cable Company. The California dried apricot crop this year will reach the enormou? total of 12,000 tons, or nearly double that of any previous sei sou. Fearing pleuro-pneumonia the Belgian Government has ordered quarantiuo of all American cattle for forty-five days after ar rival. Miss Elizabeth H. V. Lord, who died in squalor in Bnoklvu, ha I 13,000 in bank nt South P.erwic a, lie., which she left to Mrs. T. DeWitt Th Image. The National Treasury has been lifted out of the financial rut. The Treasury receipts for August foot up more than ten million dollars in excess of expenditures. The establishment of a permanent bureau for the exhibition of the resources of the Southern States was decided on by the de velopment convention at Washington. It is estimated that oa an avorago 4000 bushels a day. containing 250 oysters to the bush?!, or in all 10,000,000 a day, aro re ceive I in Now York C:ty alono during the season. An unfailing stgn of the revival of busi ness is tho increased demand for money at the banks an 1 its incident higher rates for loins. This is the business condition re ported. The Rev. Dr. Burtsell arrived at New Yorlf City from Rome, and said that an Apostolic Delegation would bo established to pass upon all questions affecting tho Roman Church in this country. Bvthe burning of the home of Mss. Irene Taylor, at South Ac".on, Mass., thon were destroyed priceless heirlooms and historical articles ot colonial times intended for the Massachusetts Historical Society. LATER NEWS. The steamer rortia arrival at New Yorlt with a portion of tho unlucky Cook Green land party. She reports colliding with the schooner Dora M. French, all of whose crew was lost but one. The People's Tarty Convention, at Sara toga N. Y., nominated ('. B. Matthews, of Buffalo, for Governor, and sold convention decorations at auction to raise campaign funds. W. F. Brkckman, a farmer of Roseman, Oregon, shot and killed his wife and stepson, Robert Ring. Ths tragely was the out growth of domestic discord. Secretary Carlisle has informed the sugar growers that he has no longer au thority to appoint bounty officials. Forest fires of Immense proportions have broken out in North Africa and in the south of France. More than 3000 deaths from cholera oc curred in Russia in tho last week. In the Unite 1 State- Circuit C-vtrt of. Ap peals at Philadelphia de;isio:i oi t t ) United States Circuit Court o" New Jers in tho E lisou-Westiag'.ious 1 infriugern -lit case in favor of E lisoa w.is rovdrsa 1 an i t:i : costs put oa E iisou. The Republicans of Colors lo nominate 1 Albert W. Mclutire for Governor. A tornado swept over tho north end 0.' Memphis, Teun., which badly damage I fio Louisville and Nashville shops, tore up .t doz.m residences, turn ; I over a bridge, an I injured several puople. Riht Cuip wn killed, Wilkes Vandall fatally hurt anl several people badly injured. Property loss about $50,000. The Nevada Democratic State Convention at Carson nominated Goneral 11. P. Keating for Governor and J. E. Gignoux for Con gress, with a full State ticket. The platform contains art indorsement of President Cleveland. TnE Secret Service Division of tin Tr ;nv ury D jpartmnt ha3 issu 3 1 circular letters announcing two new counterfeit United States note3 ; ono a 5 national bank nolo and the other a counterfeit ilO United States silver certificate. General Sci:or;KLi has decided to re lease all Indian scouts in tho army, filling the places made vacant by regular soldiers. Haitian rebels rod 0.1 President Hip polyte's daughter, anl iu ol tho ringleaders wore nxo.mted. The remains of the Comto do P.ir"3 hav been deposited in tho vault of tho Catholic Church oE Wey! ridge, where Louis Philippo and other members of the Orleans family who died in England wuro buried. Tho D.:c do Orleans made a formal announcement of his claim to the French throne. HELMS0LTZ IS DEAD. The Kmlnent Physicist Succumbs to a Stroke of Paralysis. Professor nermau Loui3 Ferdinand Helm holt?!, the celebrated physiologist and physi cian, died at Berlin, Germany, at the ago of seventy-three years. Death resulted from a second stroke of paralvsis. Herman Ludwig Ferdinand von Helm holtz, tho celebrated German physiologist and natural philosopher, tho most distin guished man of his d.ty in his special field of research, was born in Potsdam, Prussia, on August 31, 1821. His father was an in structor in the local gymnasium, and his mother, whose maiden was Caroline Penn, came from a branch of that family which settled in Germany at tho time oT the relig ious troubles in England. Ho, from his youth, was a dovoted student of thepb3sical sciences. After his graduation from a Ber lin medical school he became attached to one of tho hospitals of that city. Ho then enlisted as an army surgeon. Hj was appointed to the chair or anatomy in Iho Academy of Fine Arts at Brlin in 1818, and remained there until 1855, when he removed to Konigsberg and practice I as a professor of physiology. From there the professor went to Heidel berg, lecturing on the subject of physiology. He was tho author of many standard works on tho physiological condi tions of tho impressions of tho senses. In 1873 the Copley medal of the Royal Society of London was awarded to him in recognition of his eminent services to science. He had already been admitted to foreign membership at tho French Academy. In 1883 Emperor William I issued a decree by which he was raised to "the status of nobility." Finally, in 1891, ho was made President and Director of the Imperial Tech nical Institute of Physics at Charlotton berg, a foundation under the control of the Department of the Interior for the ex perimental lurthering of extct natural in quiry and the technics ot precision. The Government, in a professional way could confer upon him no higher honor. Helm holtz was aristocratic in tastes and in ap pearance. Physically he was tall, with unusually broad shoulders, and a well built figure. His face was cleanly shaven, save for tho iron gray moustaohe, and he had a fin, straight nose, and a pair of penetrating steel-gray eyes. He was always recognized on the streets, even in a crowJ, by his fine carriage and figure. Ho was very popular among the students and beloved by the German people of all classes. On the occasion of Helraholtz's seventieth birthday anniversary in 1891 he received honors which few raon have won. Addresses, honorary titles and presents were showered upon him seem ingly in endless procession. Every civilized laud paid its tribute to his genins. Helm holtz came to this country last, year to se tho World's Fair, and delivered a lecture on his discovery of the ophthalmoscope. He spoke in English, and the many persons who had gathered to hear him listened with rapt attention. Professor Helmholtz was ranked by the scientific world as one of the greatest men that ever lived. His especial gift was the application of mathematics to physics. A LIVELY TORNADO. It Turns Over a Car and Kills Two Persons. A tornado at 3.10 p. m. struck the rear coach of the Iron Mountain passenger train No. 47 when it had reached a point about a quarter of a mile west of the Charles ton (Mo.) Station, which it had left but a lew minutes before. The train was moving about twenty miles an hour. The whole train, with the xcptton of the engine, was overturned. Two persons were killed, one was prooably fatally injured and several were more or less seriously hurt. The killed are: Fred McClellan, threa years old ; Mrs. Parmelie Dempsey, Bert rand, Mo. The following were the injured : A. D. Lehming, Alto Pass, lib. probably fatal; James Coyle, express messenger, bruised ; John Lawen, conductor. The whirlwind eame from the south. It was not more thirty yards in width. A re markable thing about it was that it passed between two small wooden houses standing on the south side of the track, not more than twenty yards ap trt and not morj than thirty yards from the track. Thx previous fiblooausts from extensive forest fires occurred in the years 1313, 1854, 13S4. 1837, 1839. 1391, increasing in destruc tivenes3 to life and property w tii the years- I France the forage crops, artificial and natural meadows.promise so well that no im portations of hay will be necessary this year. THE WAR IN THE ORIENT. CHINA AND JAPAN CONDUCT ING A DESULTORY FIGHT. Famine in the Camp of the Heselsed in Korea Killing Cavalry Horses for Food A Japanese War Ship Sunk A Cowardly General Sheds His Uniform and Flees. A despatch from Shanghai says the Chi nese forces In the northern part of Korea are hemmed in by Japanese and, being with out supplies, are obliged to kill their cavalry horses for kod. All of the foreign employes In the Japanese dockyards aro being dis missed, presumably to conooal the extent of the injuries sustained by the Japanese war ships In recent engagements with tho Chi nese. A despatch from Shanghai stys that, ac cording to statements of Chinos officials, the Japanese war 9hip Hiyel, after an en gagement with the Chinese cruiser Chen Yuen, sank while en leavoring to reach Japan in order to make repairs. The Japaness cruiser Yayeyama Knn has been docked at Nagasaki for repairs. Thedock iscare.'ully guarded and no foreigners are permitted near it. Japanese advices say that tho Mikado and the Japanese Ministers of War and Marino have gone to Hiroshima to observe the em barkation of large detachments of troops which are being sent to the seat of war. The correspondent of tne Central News at Shanghai telegraphs that the Chinese trans port ship Chean, while proceeding for For mosa, with 1403 troops on board, was wrecked at Cheturg. The soldiers and crow wre conveyed to the shore in safety. A French mail steamer about to sail for Japan was boarded at her wharf in Shanghai by officials who insisted on searching tho ship for Japaneso passengers, it being claimed that a number of Japanese military officers who had been trained in Europe were on their way back to Japan to enter active service. The French captain refuse I to allow his ship to be searched and threat ened to call a French war ship to his assist ance If the Chinese officials persisted. The threat was effectual and the Chinese retire 1. Three of the most powerful vessels Of the Chinese Southern squadron have been or dered to proceed to the Gulf of Pe-Chi-Lt and join the Northern squadron. Cnines steamers at Shanghai aro being put under the protection of the British flag. A daspatch from Shanghai says that Kore an report3 agreo with those of tho Chines j concerning the defeat of the Japanese troops at Tatung River. Wounded Japaneso sol diors are arriving at Chemulpo dally. Some Chinese Reverses. Further intelllgerce is published regard ing the Chinese war vessel Kwang-Yi. which tnade pood her escape after the engagement on July 25. According to tho report of a Japanese search party, the Kwang-Yi was tound lying in shallow water in a small bay just west of Caroline Bay. She was a per fect wreok. It is thought that the vessel was struck in several places In the hull, and that In running away she took tho ground, r.nd when tho officers realized that they could hot got her off they fired the magazine and ran. Near the quick-firing guns on tho Starboard side a number of bodies wero found. In the commander's cabin near the mast were compasses, signal flags, ete., and three corpses standing erect. One was sup posed to be the commander. Sjveril shot holes were noticed just above tho water line, showing that the Japaneso gunners did their work well. The wreck bore testimony of the terrible power of quick-firing and other modern guns. A dotailed account Is now available of the Chinese defeat at Seikwan. Tho Chinese camp was situated on a hill at Seikwan, an Important position on the Gazan or Yashan road, about soventeon milej from Gazan. In front of tho hill are rice paddies an t marshes, crossed in the middle by a little stream which runs into Gazan Bay, an t a narrow path leads up to tho hill. It was a position easy to defend and hard to attack. At midnight tho Japanese army began to move, the two wings forming two separate companies. As has already been said, th re Was only ono path to the hill, and thero was a bridge over tho stream which had to bo crossed. The main body crossed the bridge at 2 o'clock, but when tho last detachment was on the point of crossing, about throe, over five hundred Chinese troops iu ambush near the bank cut off the bridge and opened lire on tho detatchment at about thirty or forty metres distance. The Japaneso troops were at first confused, but finally rallied, rushed upon the Chinese with a saout and bore them down. In this skirmish, on tho Japanese side, six men were killed by tho enemy, seventeen or eighteen weredrowno 1, and fifteen or sixteen wero woundod, though tho light had only lasted fifteen minutes. The Chinese fled, leaving behind eighteen or nineteen killed, among whom was an offi cer, and two prisoners. All was then quiet for two hours. At 6 o'clock the Japauesa opened Are, and the two wings attacked tho Chinese at the samo time. The Chinese be gan to retreat toward Gazan, and at half pnst seven that is. after an hour and a half the battle was over. The Japanese officers praise highly tho skill of the Chinese artillery at this light. The Chinese loss may be computed at over 100 killed and 403 woundod, making a total of over 500. The Japanese loss in the sec ond fight was a little over twenty woundel. The behavior of the Chinese General Chi utterly belied his reputation, and showe 1 him to be a man of no groat military attain ments, forwhenthe Japanese troops attacked his camp he deserted it, threw away hU uni form as an encumbrance to flight, and left behind papers which, as a Goneral. he should never have allowed to leave his side. It is not known where he fled. The Japaneso army pursued the Chincso for twelve miles to Yoran, a little village about Ave miles from Gazan. As a Chinese attack was expected that night, a strict out look was Kept, but the night passed quietly. At four o'clock the next morning (30th) the army marohed upon Gazan. It was expected that the Chinese would mako a desperate stand nt Gazan, an t there was a general boding that the storming of Gazan would bo attended with heavy lossos, but oa arrival there the army found, to its astonishuwnt, that the trenches were deserte 1, with many hundreds of thousands of rounds of powder and six or seven hundred bags (containing to to each) of rice. They had all flo 1 to Koshu, only fifty remaining behind at Gas in. These had attempted a night attack on tho Outpost, but had b-m repulsed. NEW BICYCLE RECORD. J. P. Bliss Makes It in 1:32 3-3, Paced, With Flying Start. J. P. Bliss ro le at Hampden Park, Spring field, Mass., the fastest mile ever made on a bicycle, establishing the record lor tho paced mile, flying start, of 1.52 3-5, and incidentally lowering tho throe-quarter-mtle record to 1.23. He was paced by three tandem teams GIthens and Lumsien, Cooper and Silvie and Arnold and Warren. The previous records for the dis tances were 1.53 4-5 for the mile and 1.24 4-5 for the three-quarters, made at Waltham on July 28 by H. C. Tyler. Bliss has become well known to bicyclists by the records established by him on the same track on August 22, when he rode the paced half-mile, with flying start, in 54 3-5 seconds, and made the same distance, with standing start, in 58 1-5 seconds. A GERMAN VICTORY, The Natives Defeated, With the Loss of 100 Killed and Wounded. The German garrison at Kilwa, Africa, was attacked by a force of 2000 natives on September 7. After two hours' fighting the natives were repulsed, with the loss of 103 kibed and wounded. The Germans lost only two men. A renewal of the attaok was ex- niwttorl It is quite a question whether there was ever crowded into two consejutive weeks as much cloak business as has been done ia New York City daring the past fortnight THE NEWS EPITOMIZED. KaMern and Middle State. TlTK New Hsmph!re Democratic Ptte Convention at Ccn-ord n vtuaatel Oorouel Henry O. Kent for Governor. Noel Maisson was executed In Pittsburg, ronn.. for the murler of Mr. Sophia R f s. Police Captain John- T. Stkphknson wa. distnisse-l from th- New Yor Department for accepting bribes. J. Colfmah Drattox hm t.ngun cu t In New Jersey for divorce fr )m his wlf thi daughter of the late William Ator. llallett Borrowo is name I as co-respondent. Rome 2o,000 men hive n-su n"! work In the Br block manufacturing district ia Pennsylvania. Titr. largest steed plate in tha world has been rolled - Chester. Penn. J. S. Sheehax anl David Forsht wero klllel nn 1 nine others wotin 1" I at Lock H iven, l'onn., by , collision Mws'ii an en gine and a freigid train. Thomas Grocn end James Kane wore seriously hurt. W. T. Winsob, a rtira 1 business man of Brooklyn, shot himself to death In a room in the Aster House, New York City, the motives for the deed being unknown. The power house and pumping station of the Poeantioo Water Works, near Tarrytown, N. Y., was struck by lightning nnd bunvvl. The towns of Tarrytown, Irvlngton. Dobbs Ferry and Hastings wero left without run ning water. The two months drought In rho Eastern and Middle States w;r Voupht to an en 1 by a refreshing storm from tho West. A violent rainstorm visited N' w York City and vicinity, accompanied by tliun ler and lightning. William Smith was killed by lightning iu Newark. N. J. A railroad wreck occurred a short dis tance from the central shaft iu Hoone Tun nel. North Adams. Mass. William Turpeny, of Fort Edward, N. Y.. and George Mbmiek, of Fitchburg, both br ikemen.werekllled an l two passengers wero seriously Injured. Extreme bent and two thunder storms keot New Yorkers uncomfortable. Thero wero many prostrations. General Superintendent James A. Bnv rEN was killed by an explosion in ono of tho Pennsylvania Coal Company's mines in Pitts ton, Penn. The Lexow Committee resumed its inves tigation of the New Y'ork Police Department. Evidenco was brought out showing collusion between detectives an 1 pawnbrokers in tho handling of stolen goods. Captain Meakltn wa3 involved in tho protection of green goods swindlers. Maine went Republican by a largely in creased majority. Henry B. Cletves, tho Republican candidate for Governor, has a plurality over his Democratic opponent, his managers said on th day after the eloction, of 30,000. South and West. Governor Peck was re-nominated by the Wisconsin Democratic State Convention at Milwaukee. Sonator Vilas was Temporary Chairman. Twenty-three Indians perished in tft-1 forest tires near Pokepam.i, Minn. T he Governors of Wisconsin nn I Minnesota think that the sufferers in their respective States can bo relieved without outside aid. AT Memphis, Teun., tho Grand Jury re turned indictments for murder in the tlrit degree against V. S. Richardson, J. Laxton and F. T. Atkinson in connection with tho lynching ot six colored prisoners irvir Mill ington. The Sugar Planters' Convention at N-w Orleans declared in favor of an alliance with the Republican party on National issues. Robert J. lowered tho world's pacing record, held by hbasolf, at Indianapolis, Ind., to 2.02'. Secretary Hoke Smith and Speaker Crisp took opposite viows on silver in their Atlanta, Ga., speeches, i risp declaring for fr coin age. Mrs. Mary Ellwortu nn 1 her son, at Oriole, Mo., shot a neighbor dead while her daughter looked on. At a largely atton led meeting or citizens held at Memphis, Tenn., to condemn tho lynching of tho six colored men 111 00 was contributed to a fund to bo used iu aiding tho families of the dead men nnd assisting in the work of running down their nssassius. Reports from tho manufacturing centros Of Ohioand Indiana show a general revival of industries. Heavy falls of rain 0 icnchod tho forest fires in Wiseomiu and Michigan. Hioh winds caused tho forest lln s around Ashland, Wis., to rago fiercely again. The town of Dalton, Ohio, was burned jf an incendiary, tho loss being i 250,000. Washington. SEntFTARY Carlisle began an Invetiga Hon of tho sugar division of tho Nu'f York Custom House. General Henry Ecgrve Da vm. late Major-Genoral. United States Volunteers, in dead. Roar-Admiral Erben was retired. The Canadian lumber reciprocity provis ion of tho new Tariff law having boon ac cepted by the Dominion, lumber from that country will be duty Ireo herea'ter. The continued spread of cholera in Eu rope causes considerable anxiety among of ficials of the Marine Hospital Service at Washington. General Rchofield telegraphed orders for the withdrawal of troops from the Cour d'Alene mining district of Idaho. This re tires from special duty the last troops calle 1 out during the railroad strike. Secretary or Aoricxltdre Mohtox left Washington for New York, whence he sailed for Europe on a six weeks' tour. The Secretary was accompanied by bis family. During his absence Assistant Secretary Deb ney will be Acting Secretary. Secretary Carlisle settled tho disputed fish sections ot tho Tariff bill by deciding that all ilsh imported into the United State-, unless tho product of American Jlsherios and unless packed in ice an l frozen, aro dutiable at the rate of ten per cent, ad va lorem. The State Department has been notified of the allege 1 unwarranted arrest of American missionary teachers in lurney. Ix tho report of Special Agent Alexander J. Weddernurn, of the Agricultural Depart ment onaduiterationotfood.it Is claimed that the extent of adulteration is fully fif teen per cent., of which two per cent, is In jurious to health. Foreign. The Spanish Bishop of Urgel proclaim" himself rulerof Andorra, the pigmy republic. Ix a speech at Konlgaborg Emperor Will lam rebuked those Prussian nobles who have opposed his agrarian poller. Hostilities are again renewed with rigor in l'.io Grande do Sul, Brazil, and the in surgents have declared for a monarchy. Eight persons wero killed and thirty serl ouslv injured in a railroad accident which occurred between Noyon and Cbauny, in France. MURDERERS HANGED. Two Criminals Kxectitcfl the Same Day in New Jersey. At Jersey City, N. H?rmr 1 Altenberger, the murderer of Katie Bupp, of Bom", N. Y, was hange 1 at 10.04 o'clock a. m., on the day fixed for bis execution. Lawyer Saliug-r at 9 o'clock hal applied to Judge Eippincott for a writ of error. T.lis w is refusjl. At the gallows AltenO';rg :r w is 7 i!c. but coo'. At 10.23 o'cloc'i ho was pronounce! d-a i. in ; boiy was cremate lat Fres a Pond, Long Island. Au "n merger miii a statement, say ing he hal no i l"i of killing Katbi Bupp uu tifhe reached J -rscy City front Borne, N. Y'., with the intention of getting mtrriel. Tio-n. he said, it occurre I to him that if he got out ot wcric he coul I not sup;or; a family, an I he asked her to liv with hi n without D&ing married. Sie refuse 1 and tn shot hr. At Mcunt Holly, S. J , Wley Warner was hanged for the murder of Lizr.ie I'eak. Tho drop fell at 10.36 a. m. Tae crime w w coal mine 1 September 19, 1932, in a jealous rage. Warner's only defence w.is tuat ha was very drunk at the time. MY SWF.rTHF.Ant. Twri a iiiaiat rh :r.c cr iwle 1 in - p-Ulng-1 . . An I I-.. inde 1 to 111 with a l asnnii It-..'. . By my (di.-i'y t sweet bo rt ' bn Uv tr't , In the dear oi l s "!: 1'. : ! S'.'ar .t.;o " I f VOU love :i e I !. o 1 No knife e ia .-.it ,Mir loy III two." That "Sander.' S. ller,v titlerol anl torn. Has always a ha'.. f r. na 1 worn. And never n X with honey 1 j -u Has written o re.-ion , r iy:it" m 1 .1 :- - 'If you !o e M.e art I . you." Ah, dear, yo 1 know I did 1 d 1 vi Wept it . lor man v a ir This dog'-ire 1, shabby o 1 ;'. n n g '-, dear. An 1 now as I hold it within :v. ban I. Again in tin1 f- 'ao i'-ro- 11 1 ".n 1 -t in '. - Reading one-, more with rapture ne v 'If you I. iv.' ri :s I hv .u. How some foolish 4 tying fr- n on' the p Like a rwe hr melt is o or t p it h w iv i-' , An I 1 ho tun of flowers, w -MM r - iiM.'.er Till :r.in 1 blow cold in th" Lie U I b-e ' ner. Go 1 grant it always :u i l- lni" 1 Hat j .ti love me a I I . 1 Cirohn I.. Bacon, in IiuiTil. S'.xpre -s union ok 1111: iv. lbiing timo- 'riie la ly who :;rmvi younger every year. liok. It is usually a groat lug in 111 w'.i insults you. Atelti.'.mi (ilobe. The i 1 1 tieian's favorite ib'M 1 "Tut V.uirM'lf 111 His I'lac" I'ii k. Many do a Lcup of hard rhiubm : in koaroh of 1'iisv prudes. Clnougo Her ald. Order ot thf liatll Comio 11 ;iit out of that water this minute! - r-t i:i TraiiNi'rijd. No man onti worry nl'out Irny ho lo k.H anil keep his Lank account '.'not ing. Atchison (ilolie. Soino jh'hjiIi' arc of Mi - i hi e. di -posit ions t li it tliev neve:- amount l lUlU'il. Atchison (ilo'ie. A proat th'iil of tho pi, t y "f t lay is a thing of groat Ix-auty lceau-e it. is only skin iW. I'm-k. Never ut any ooiitiilnuv in Iho answers of a in 111 who is nfrai Itosiy "I tlon't know," iK'caMomilly. loii't think that liecaii-e 11 man lias done you a favor ho is 11 11 ! r i-v. rl I'd mg obligations to you I'uok. Jbittor is 1 ' r 1 11 10 while it's I r --'j , but, a man lias long lost his I'r Iri !i u ho roaches Ins prune I 'no'. "Aro you vrtnin t hut ,n low in- V" "laid." 'Hut aro ymi sure tliit you aro certain V" New York l'ri'.s. Tho lawyer who worked like lt t ino was t'ligagoil in ilra'.liig 11 r.oiviy anoo. lee-ton !omiii'Tci il I'.ull d in. May- "Next ton man, what'- tho jolliost thing yuti know ol ' " lit ! 1 I "Myself, if ho's nice. " llrookl y 11 I .ite. ( )iio of the dampers of ammtion n tin; fact that tho mantle i;i -iIii mi has lo lie worn at a slir u I I 1 1 oll.-u. Puck. Ono's own oaptfit v is a po 0 -.laniard of mfiisiireiio.iit , 111" st u - shine, though my uoar sight" I neighbor deny it. l'liek'. When 11 man do"', ii"1 wan' to do a thing Im nays "I ottniot;" win 11 ho cannot do it Ii" says "I don t. w i:it to."--l'"liogoiido I'.hll til T. The ivorago dwarf is n' a v. rv m -rioiis disadvantage No m il'"i h .v largo Ins 1110 ii" h" is always ui" to 1m: short. ImlTalo 'o;in-T. When a, hoy g.."s mil. UV-d hunting, nnd writes Imiuio t h 1! h" k di" I u d". r, In; citn hull his niotii-r, hut h- - ui't fool his father. -At. nsou th. . As tho express dadics through tlm Station "O, poroT, doe.sh'l that train hlop hereV" Purler "No, mini ; it don't oven hesitate. ' l it lot-. To his mate t tie e;iterpm 1 - -til I iu 11 tone of e mi 1011 , -t anl lo;v, A" they ebiug ! t'i" or in-li j 1 1 : o . -r'.f-i t. Got onto the tin-girl in t Ii" lii'irn . ' ' v. Washington o'.ir. A man regards his n .-wspipo- ,n o-a ns ho docs his wife so not hi 11 ' t ii n I fault with when h ,'.!?. roe an I something he never approve ol Atch ison (Hobo. "I love to listen to the patter of tho rain 011 tho roof," hhi I tho miserly poet. "I suppose you do," snl I liH wife. "It's a cheap urn u n-nn n t . " -Harper's J'aar. Dora "Don't you think my j-'owtn fit hotter than they used to'.' ' Cora -"Yes. Y'uiir drohsm tli r tol 1 mo yes terday hhe was taking lessons n; ..!: try." Harlem lAU;. Mr. Oldstylo - "I don't think th-sl a college education amounts to much.' Mr. .Sparero l - "I ou t you? Weil, you ought to fuot my hoy'.s iil!i and bee." Now York World. No woman is such a slouch at mathe matics that nho can't t'dl in half a minute how much her husband would save ia the course of a year if ho bhaved himself. -At'dn-ou lio 1 . Cabrnau (at library) -".-5 iy, is this here the novel you aivisel mo to read?" Librarian --" Vos ; tint's th'j ono." Cabman "Well, you :iiu Uko it back. There's nine people 111 tho lirst four chapters who hired cabs, and each of 'em w hen ho ot out M'l i;? Ins purse to the driver.' .Now when J want that sort of litcraturo, I'il go to dub;-; Verne, and get it pure." Chi cago Jlocord. A "Surprise" WHiliirg. The new idea in society is the ".sur prise'' wedding. In vitntions a:- hont out for a dinner party, and when tho dinner is over the parson is introduced in "a few well chosen words." The bridegroom take.? his guests into Ids confidence, the bri le blushingly takes her place and the marriage is solemn ized without further ceremony. .Now York Dispatch. Remarkable Sheet ol (Hais. Thero is to be seen iu the National Museum at Washingto 1 c large sheet of plato plass, once a window in 11 lighthouse on Cape Cod. During a severe storm of not abov forty-eight hours' duration, this became on its Mirfftce ho ground from tho impact of grai'id of sand blown against it as to be 110 longer transparent and to ned removal. San Francisco Chronicle. J