WHEREABOUTS OF JAMES
• It hupp'ned in India, A yon:," on
cer bud been kiUetl l>.v a tiger. Ilia
parents in Rnglnnd wanted the l> ».v
hurled in the family vantl. ami wired
the colonel of hi* regiment:
“Please send poor .lame* home to us.
All expenses paid."
After many months, a gigantic coffin
arrived. On opening it the family was
horrified to discover a dead tiger. They
wired the colonel: ‘‘Some mistake
here; tiger In coffin, not .lames."
The colonel replied: “No mistake
whatever. Tiger in coffin, James In
tiger.”—Chase Bank Magazine.
Th« Effect
Minister—Look here, James; see that
carpet you put on the floor of the
pulpit?
Janies—Yes, your reverence.
Minister—Well, what do you think If
1 atep on one of these tacks In the
middle of my sermon?
James—Well, yer reverence, 1 reckon
there would be one point you wouldn't
linger on.
NO WINNER
•'Dili your son grad u a t e with
honors ?"
"No. lie had good marks in all his
studios, hut ho won no medals or
letters or sweaters for athletic or
oratorical ability.”
Modern Version
The lonelier had been reading the
story of "All Italia and the forty
Thieves” to her class of small boys.
When she reached the end she closed
the book am! proceeded to question
them regarding the story.
"Now, can anyone tell me." she said,
"what All Baba said when tie wanted
to open the entrance to the cave?” I
One child, an ardent Blia fan, prompt- :
]v replied. "Open, sez me!"
—
Good Deed for Devils
Itodney (after being at Sunday j
school)—Say, dad. our lesson told
about the evil spirits entering the
swine.
father- Yes. my son. Y\ lint do you
wish lo know?
Itodney Was that the wav they got
tie- t',1 i deviled ham?—I’atliflnder
Magazine.
. . _ ... — - I
Annoyed
• Alt nor," -Mill liille Joan, while* rid
ing in l!i -.root oar.
■\.,.*’ - ii. ’!•*:.r?** rijdied the
mother.
*1 1 J o,-.| my fare In the
I'm in*. I ■ ■■ !•> l;a\o my age ills
i’ll--oil ii| iml-'io."
Poiico Power
■ I m . mi i ,,’i \ are limidl
eat*; .1 in • atawe.r
•Yes." .iik Mi'- Cayenne..
“Our ■<»*'• - aro wrong. \V * ought u»,
arm* "ii m* • ■' t v. 'll |v*. !
inii us io rid*' lo.oi.*r o • ’ - .-11:■ 1 carry
.six -sin ml or
Afar* on the Air
‘in. i..ii hint; ti>- next war will be;
fought in tin* iiirY
Yos,'' ausw r. >1 S mil'll* Sorghum.
“Hut 1 am i i. »j fit I Unit in settling dif
ferences. wo won't haw t.. go any fur
thor tliali liursli eno. . . .*ru In radio
debate."
SOME HOPE
I _s—m ■■ ■■
“i>ii| you a>k Mr Brown to slog?”
"Yes. and he refused."
“Good, he seems to |w> getting more
obliging every <li:\.'
Political WiiJoia
“A wise men is sometime,, compelled
to admit thai he is wrong," said tin*
cautious eons*ltuent.
“May he," answered S* nu'.or Sor
fhuiu "hut if lie is genuinely wise he'll
never admit B until after the ballots
are counted."
Even Then
“Now, lliis, sir.-' said the antique
dealer, proudly, “is a very interesting
piece, li is a William aud .Mary chair."
“It's a hit small, isn't it?" asked the
customer, unimpressed. "It looks as
thcug.'i Mary mutt have sat on Wil
liam's knee."
Either Sufficient
She—-Wiiy do men wear coats In
wjiiraer, anyway?
lie—They have one of two rei.soas,
either their wives make them, or else
they wear them to hide the patches on
the seats of their trousers.—Cincinnati
Enquirer.
That’* Why He Joined
Kemdling Sergeant (to seedy-look
Ing specimen who wishes to Join the
army)—Sorry, but you don't look the
type* that could do much lighting.
Seedy Specimen—What d’yoi meun,
flghtin'7 What's the League of Na
tions for?
ft ^ •• * F* ' • ' It
Stars of New “ Voice of Firestone" Series
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NELSON Lift
A most significant honor has
keen awarded to the “Voice of
Firestone” radio program in its
award of five stars by the National
Board of Review of RADIO STARS
.Magazine. This Board is composed
of twenty-two of the leading radio
editors located from coast to coast,
and their judgment is based upon
the program in its entirety—enter
tainment, advertising, balance, pop
ular appeal and good taste. The
only other all-musical program to
reeive this highest award was the
Metropolitan Opera, and only one
other program of any kind has ever
received it. It is an interesting fact
that only twenty-six programs out
of both the N.B.O. and C.B.S. rate
tour stars or more in this latest
reek w.
The “Voice of Firestone” new
winter series starting November
r‘ ;•••: Richard Crooks, leading
: • the Me*, .peliian Opera,
G... . . r.v.arihout, ly'uding mezzo
soprano of the Metropolitan Opera
and Nelson Eddy, nationally known •
baritone of the concert stage. Mr.
Eddy is now in Hollywood at work
upon a new motion picture —
"Naughty Marietta,” to be released
early next year.
Another feature of the new pro
gram series is a “Rhythmic Chorus”
of eighteen voices selected from
among the finest choral singer's in
the country. William Daly’s sym
phonic string orchestra has been
greatly augmented, and he will
continue to give listeners the
orchestrations and arrangements
for which he is so famous. •
After the opening program,
November 12. featuring all of th^
stars, they will alternate, one sing
ing each week.
The program is each Monday at
8:30 p. m. K.S.T. over the N.B.C.
coast-to-coast red network and
supplementary stations.
WHIRL AT THE WORLD OF NEWS
Items ci interest gleaned during the past week
To Flu To Auntraiht
Lu; Angelo -Plat of Sir Charles
King-fore-Smith, At .r-'lian flier, to
fly 17,00(1 miles from L»- Angeles to
Australia via England h ■ boon dis
closed by the trans-Paeil • pilot.
Made In Kid p Case
Pluenix, Avia.—The government’s
■ ix months search for the men who
kidnaped six-year-old June Robles
ad left her chained in a desert hole
ha resulted in the arrest of a school
■.■hum of her father on extortion
charges.
Pro mined Quirk Action
Washington — Harry L. Ilopkins,
■clief administrator, tonight priyn
isc'd Senator Borah “quick action” if
the latter would furnish “particulars”
to substantiate h i s charges of
"shameful waste” in the handling oi
relief funds.
I‘rot cut Made
Washington— Mincing no wends,
the United States formally protested
to Persia Friday against the report
ed discourtesy shown there recently
to two American entrants in the
Englar.d-to-Australl& air derby.
inflation Sentiment Loom* Hy
New York — Congressional cur
rency inflation sentiment appears to;
bo swelling.
Cornnidvc Uecovenj Halt
Washington—A bold move to spur
recovery, under which industry would •
be directed to expand production.
with the government bearing the risk j
of any losses thus entailed, is under ,
consideration by high administration;
aides.
Some of those working op the pro
posal arc confident a plan can he de
veloped by which millions of unem
ployed will be returned to work in
private industry. Proponents believe]
these new wages would provide the
purchasing power to absorb the in
creased production. _____
llrvakn Air Record
Newark— Captain Eddie Ricken
baeker. World war ace and commer
Icial airline official, broke his own
, transcontinental record for transport
I planes Thursday by 5>i minutes and
j 10 seconds.
Pari'!/ Prrxhiiisti'.
London — Diplomatic and naval
circles are pessimistic over the oul
; look for agreement on a naval limit
ation treaty, despite recent British
i efforts to brinu about a o niprcmls.
with Japan.
Computed ii Control t /i
Washington- Compulsory control
of cotton production, most radical of
the New Deal farm plans, will face
the test of a popular vole during the
second week in December.
1‘roposal Rejected
London — Japanese rejection of
ugge-ted methods of a compromise
for naval limitation treaty will defi
nitely invite new proposals whi'-h
may go further toward meeting Jap
anese demands fur equality.
Explosion on Vessel
Mobile, Ala. — An explosion be
neath she bridge of the coastwise
tanker Caliche Friday set fire to tlioi
vessel and caused the probable death!
of unc seaman and injuries to 11'
others. i
Denied Child Neglected
New York — Mrs. Gloria Morgan
Vanderbilt, called back to the wit
ness stand Friday in the legal battle
over the custody of her daughter,
Gloria, denied that she had ever neg
lected the little girl.
Envoii Wen ns France
Paris — The German ambassador-,
Poland von K-oester, told Foreign
Minister Pierre I .aval Saturday that
Germany would consider any French
military move in the Saal contrary
to the Locarno treaty._
I Brevard
(BY NELL STUBKEY)
Archaeological
Society Formed
An archaeological society has been
organized at Brevard Collage. Mr.
Trowbridge, dean of the college, was
elected president. Mr. Trowbridge
also teaches Bible and chemistry at
the college. Other officers of the
society are: Mr. McNeer, vice presi
dent; Miss Coltrane, editor; and
J off re Coe, secretary-treasurer.
Members of the society are: Guy
Howell, John Reynolds, John Stro
de, David Ashworth, Davis Rogers,
Mrs. Cdltrane, Mr. Dendy, Mary
Kenney, Mr. Trowbridge, Mr. Mc
Neer, Miss Coltrane and Joffre Coe.
A survey of Transylvania county
has been planned by the members of
the society. They have also planned
several field trips and they have
planned to start a museum at the
college. The society has met twice and
in the second meeting a constitution
was drawn up. A meeting is held the
second Thursday df every month.
Joint Meeting of
Y. W. And Y. M. C. A.
A joint meeting of the Y. W. C. A.
and the Y. M. C. A. wasjield Novem
ber 8 in the auditorium of Taylor
hall at 7 o’clock. Members of the
dubs were entertained by a talk by
Rev. J. II. Brendall, who has been
newly' appointed pastor of the Bre
vard Methodist church.
The opening of the program was
unique. A. G. Southerland read a
prayer while Mrs. Compton accom
panied at the piano. The musical set
ting was “The Rosary.” After a
hymn, “Softly Now The Light of
Day,” Ida Whisenant, president of
the Y. W. C. A., read the Scripture.
Everyone enjoyed a solo by Mr.
Compton, who was accompanied at
the piano by Mrs. Compton. Miss Ida
Whisenant introduced the speaker..
After Mr. Brendall’s talk Carson
Williams, president of the Y. M. C.
A., made a few remarks. The benedic
tion was pronounced by Mr. Trow
bridge.
NOTICE OF SUMMONS
AND
WARRANT OF ATTACHMENT
NORTH CAROLINA,
TRANSYLVANIA COUNTY,
In Superior Court.
Mrs. Flax A. Lawrence,
—VS—
1F. L. Andrews, T. li. Andrews, It.
K. Andrews, G. R. Andrews and
Mrs. D. M. Ross.
The defendant, G. R. Andrews,
- will take notice that an acti n en
titled us above hus been commenced
in Superior Court of Transylvania
I County, North Carolina, for the pur
I pose of recovering of the defendants
1 tile sum of ¥75,000.00 for damage
. and the defendant, G. R. Andrew
jwill iurther take notice that he is le
} mired ■ -> apply at the office ct the
J Clerk of Superior Court of said
} County, in the Court' -use in llre
I vard. N. C., on the idtli day t.f
December, 1934, and aii wcr or de
mur to the complaint in s.d action,
In- the plaintiff will apply to the
Court for the relief demanded in ■
said complaint. j
The defendant. G. R. Andrews, wi'l
also lake notit- that a warrant of j
attachment has been issued <>n the
13th clay of November, 1934. against <
I the property of G. R. Andrews i
'which warrant is returnable before,
the undersigned Clerk of Superior j
! Court, Transylvania County, North
Carolina, at the time and place above
1 named for the return of summons
when and where the defendant, G. R. |
Andrews, is required to apply and.
answer or demur to the complaint or '
the relief demanded will be granted.
Nctiee given this 13th day of
November, 1934.
OTTO ALEXANDER.
Clerk Superior Court,
Transylvania County.
Nov. 15 22 29. Dee. 6. __
HELP ASSETS
IF your kiiaeya function badly
and you bare a lame, aching
back, with attacks of dlalneas,
burning, scanty or too frequent
urination, getting up at nlgbt,
swollen feet and ankles, rheumatic
)>alns ... use Doirn't PKlt.
Didn't are especially for poorly
functioning kidneys. Millions of
boxes are used every year. They
are reroinmenued the country over.
Ask your nei^hborl
soars FILLS 1
Seen Her*
And There
Have you ever tried just peaking
in rooms? Weil, you should try it..
. .anyway I was peeking through the
keyhole of Helen Kelly’s room and
guess what I saw. ...Miss Trow
bridge was devouring salty peanuts
and gingerbread that Helen had just
received... .In the next room who
should be all propped up in bed but
Enice Arnold gazing first at the pic
ture of T. B. Honeycutt and then at
the picture of James Crouse. ...I
have never seen so many pictures of
one boy, namely Jess Oats, in so
many girls’ rooms. He must be a
ladies’ man.
THIS AND THAT....Have you
ever noticed how many times Bob
Dixon goes in and out of the library?
I wish some one would kindly inform
me why_I guess no o»ie \jill be
tickling Ida Whisenant any more. If
you want to know why, send me a
stamped envelope and I will answer
! by return mail. Well, I didn’t know
! Lorena Rogers was such a good poet
_If you don’t believe me ask her
to read the poem she wrote about
Jazzy Moore? Who should be here last
week-end but Harry Lee from Fur
man university. I know we all en
joyed his visit, at least I did. Names
is names... .John Dillenger is a
member of Rev. McNeer’s Bible
class_Alice Scott and Bubber
Goodin were kind enough to entertain
the girls and boys having dates the
other night....I wonder where all
the boys got those big cigars that
they have been trying to smoke-A
side to biology lab students.... Mr.
Dendy is going to check up at the
end of the period from now on. Well,
dear gals and guys it is time for jmur
dear Aunt Fanny and Philly to sign
off and until next week toodle-loo.
Davidson County
Club Is Organized
Students from Davidson county
have recently organized a club. Floyd
Parks of Lexington, a member of the
freshman clasj, was elected presi
dnl. Other officers are Lois Miller,
vice president; and Enice Arnold,
secretary-treasurer.
There are six other members of
the club, namely: Harry Mock, Paul
Leonard, Joe Hornbucklc, Jimmy
ilornbuckle. James Reagan and Nell
Sturkey.
Pre-iddnt Parks appointed Joe
and Jimmy Hornbuckle t;> arrange a
program for the next meeting, which
will be held November 2U.
Student Council
Being Organized
Constitution of the Brevard Col
lege student council was to be pre
sented last night to the committee,
eon-isting of Mr. Cathey, chairman;
Mr. Williams, Miss Shore, Jack
Wiidey, Ida Whisenant, Tom Gra
ham, .1. U. Gibbs and Emily Palmer.
In this meeting a constitution was to
be presented to the committee, and
if they approve it the constitution
will be presented to the student body.
Play Given At
Brevard College
“Grandma Pull* the String,” a one
act play, was successful? presented
to a large audience last Friday at 8
o’clock by the members of the ex
pression department of Brevard Col
fejfe.
i Miss Ruth Rich, the head of the
expression department, directed the
play.
The cast included Mary Vance
Proffit, Josephine Jones, Martba
Elizabeth Hardin, Jean Thomas,
Joseph Goodin and Ann Lucy Goodin.
All of the players did their part
so well it was hard to determine
which one was outstanding.
Plan Publication
Of College Annual
Plans for publishing an annual for
Brevard College were interestingly
discussed before the student body by
Jack Wildey Monday morning in as
sembly. Mr. Wildey, who is business
manager of the year book, has de
cided upon a plan whereby most all
of the students will be able to have
an annual. At the end of the school
year, the students will turn in $4.00
worth of books and in return they
will be given the annuals.
Seniors will have 18 pages; fresh
! men 36, and the prep department two
I pages. Other pages will be devoted to
| basketball, football, glee club, dra
matic club, snapshots, jokes and
advertisements.
Guy Howell, a member of the
1936 graduating class, is the editor
I in-chief of the year book.
Hungry?
We can serve you a meal
that will satisfy the hung
riest man in the county.
Sandwiches
When vou feel like eating
“just a bite between
meals” and always
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ALI UAXOCKWi
who tried to find
the lost chord
BennvZeem*
who fried io find
the end of space
Eustace ralll
who tried tb find tke.
Milk ofkiwm fadms
WtosLow WtfoacHc*
who tried i> fad paper
in tynmt Shoes