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. ' From the New York World, Dec. 12th. yiU refuse to choose any legislatures under it
PracticaT Difaculties of the Territorial Scheme. ; And even if they were to choose legislatures,
l I . V; . they would refuse to tax their constituents to
LS' Af newspaper article can exhibit no more pay debts' which had legally devolved upon
than'detached glimpses of so large as subject; the federal government. But what, it may be
but the specimens we offer will suffice 'to shejw asked,' shall prevent Congress from imposing
i that Congress has undertaken a task fpr taxes on the property of each Territory to pay
which no ingenuity is sufficient. - ; - M the debt incurred when it was a j State? .... The
One of the first effects of degrading the " Constitution of the tJnited States prevents; by
States intd Territories would be to shatter completely forbidding it We copy its lan
and demolish the judicial system" of the -guage ' j .
States as estabHshed therein. We hope jto All duties, imposts,! and excises shaUbt uniform
make this very clear, but the argument will throughout the United SUtlts.
reauire the fixed attention of the reader. It No capitation or other direct tax shall belaidufe
7 t-'kicA V.of ;n3;s.;ar D J proportion to the census or enumeration herevi before
is necessary to premise that the judicial sya- diredSZ be taken. I
tern of the United States has no application Thft Llilt of sern nronertv consktin
r. ih "ftrn tones. . umei jusuce xuarsnau
( American Insurance Company y. Canter, 1
Teters, 546,) speaking of Territorial courts,
thus .expounded their character: " These
courts are riot constitutional courts, in which the
)icaiciai jxnr wnj y v T '
the general government can be deposited. Thy ,.
are incapable of receiving it They are legis-
lative courts created in virtue of the general
r.i.rntvwhicH exists in tho .
JiMn hUh
x" vT".w w Vrkr of thnt. iudiAl
Dower which is conferred iri the third article
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Lll'TU u c. nnv-.-Ki-vw v - x - J J yy
Vi si i t i- ic nn;jOTr0 l U-r r,T.Qoy
the. Constitution, mt if conferred hy-Congress,
in the execution of tnose general powers
the Territo-
of the United States." All tne judges of
lr11mte Territorii judges f or onr edrtaxn han that people would re-
foryJars The United es circuit an& e phmtary parhczpation m the Tern-
-.SSKSwurta can be held only in States rial .T.hf d therefore
; aibnci, cuuii i,,,. " J be no-. Territorial legislatures, nor any local
b . n H'T 1 I (1 T" 1111111'IHI V lllllll II II I I I v ' Miniii im 1 .
; 7 7T-r to i,Lu-i,i -iiiiiU. 'mcers of any kind,, only -such as were ap
KiKtpnt: The consequencei tlien, of , reducing: f . , ,L - .JXTr
States tS a Territorial condition, would be pouueapom uasmngum. xue consequence
i i-i ' 111 , nuvUti,;,, t,,lci would bie, that the people of the U. States
aemohsh all the thA ould'nlt bnly be burdened with the Souih
, States, and introduce a jheiaL diaes . 1W; era Sttte debteriil addition to their own, but
effect would be1 a deniai?:of . justice. to all, . F.. "J7Jrt
Northern citizens, in te courts of tho-urnite
v States, -acainst debtors ahd otlier person
' wlinm thev mav have business relation
in! the
i The Supreme Court has decided Uw. Uorpor
nf nf W Orleans v. Winter et
al.
ur
toiM V thatthe fact that the plaintiff is!- a
P1 UiZl -7 -1 xi . j e 1
citizen oi a territory ami w
State doesot enable the conrto
States to tiike junsdiction. .ihe- ConstitUr.
tion comers junsuicuou j-u bixxi. uchi
citizens of . different Stutes" inhabitants ; af
TAmttria not beincr included in this desig
nation. ' It therefore appears that "nqt .only
-would, the courts , oi tne iqi uf
the United States oe
S nbSt3b7t jsdictio
. over the inhabitants, even if they could .' co
bates degraded into lerri-
tinue to exist.
5 A -Doint of the
first consequence in this
connection, is, that this
yery congress, so
i, repeatedly, recog-
''rArAntlv as" its last session
nized the continued existence oi .uiouuuut
Y .. x.l -ML. X.1 XT, i.
hear irf mind that the circuit ' and district
courts of the United States can Have no es
istence in Territories, but only in States, jln
the light of this incontrovertible truth, read
the following act of the lasi session : . ;
; -to f
change certain Judicial Circuits. , 1 1
litii evaded by'UxSenaie art House of etfd-
- tiveaoftheUnUedmtesofAnitricQinihngressasseinM
.tnovaciiMTin the otficieof associate justice df
the Supreme Court shall be filled by any appointment
until the number of associate justices shall be reduced
to six; and thereafter the said Supreme Court shall
consistof a Chief Justice of the Pnited states and; sik
associate justices, any four of whom shaU be a quornmj;
and the said court shall bold on0 term annually-at th
Kt of government, and such adjourned or speciali
terms as it may find necessary fcijr the despatch of buj-
r6iness. ' - . !' ' " i m , I
Sec. 2.A)vd be Ufurtlier enacted, That the first and
KAnTi.l circuits shall remain as now constituted; that
of Maryland, West Virginia, Virginia, North Carding
- and South Carolina Bh&u constitute i the fourth . circuity
that the districts of Qeorgia. Florida, Mississippi, AUq-
tama, Louisiana and Texas shall constitute the flfti
circuit; that the districts of Ohio; Michigan, Kentucky
tin i Tormessee shall constitute the sixth circuit: that
, f5!fTmLnn. THrnois! and Wisconsin shaE.
' constitute the seventh circuit; I that th& districts osf
feSaSTl S a&SS
California, Oregon, and Nevada shall constitute thb
ninth circuit, j I j
Approved, July 21, itu. M J j
It vnl be seen that every one of the ten es;
' eluded States is here mentioned by name and
recofmized as a btate m tne umoii, smuts itia f
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j only in States in the Union that these courts I n having pocketed a handsome sum
i cau be lield. Congress has therefore estoppel when tho Sonora coiniztjon scheme col
; itself from denvinir their slatehbod now. If lapsed: however that mav be. it is certain
.they have lost their standing as States,
must have been either.by their acts of secei
... ) sion, or by the completion bf our conquest in
f thosuiTender of the cohfedbrate , armies ce
tainly.by nothing that has taken place siiiqe
v . (the passage of tho above recited act of Coif
gress. " But by that act Congress virtnallv
I declared that, in spite of the acts of secession,
f and in spite of the surrender,' they were, at his
"date, States in the Union. The act prescrill:
: , I ing the time for holding the circuit courts ih
f Virginia implies a similar! admission. The
; f famous Civil Eights bill is full of such admi
; sions, inasmuch as the circuit and district
1' courts of the United States! are the pivots on
- which the whole legal machinery turns for its
execution. " :
i ; Another oonsideratioa of the first magni-
tude involved in this controversy, respects the
recorids, and other property will cease to be-I
i?ti i - heu extinct, Pf
and will, of necessity, accrue to the conquer-1
' UnitM States will assume ah the Southern ' State
or.
in pursuance of the same principle, the
debts. It is an established principle of public
.law that the conqueror becomes liable for. all
the mst pecuniary obligations of a conquered
State) i This follows from the fact that the
conquered State, by losing its ! sovereignty,
. loses its control over the property of the citi
) zens, iand with it all ability to satisfy the just
demands of public i creditors. If it be said
that the propery of the Territories may be
held for the - ,i jf the defunct States, the
assertion discredits the intelligence of him
who makes it. For how will the taxes to pay
, the State debts be collected? It must be eith-
er by jthe authority; of th Territorial legisla-
tures,! or by the authority of . CoiigrefiS No
other is possible. JBuTarritjtQS3Staw
iiHsre-iwrnrpe lttrae, jor tne simple reason tnai
the people will refuse to recognize the act
constituting the Territorial governments, and
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in landi and the improvements upon it, the
public jdebts of the States wonld necessarily
be met, if paid by themselves, chiefly by
taxes on real estate j But Congress is forbid
den to jlayjany tax on. real estate, or direct tax
of any kind, except by distributing it over the
a6untrydn proportion to the census,
InlVitaKnsIquence of the Territorial
, i Vj v ui o
chemeiM be th assumption of the South-
ern State debts by tne lederal government.
thejir payment by taxes upon
the whole
1 i i j ..
people
Anotner cousequyuce wotuu ue tue renei oi
c;mif1lprn from taxfis fnr thfi
supportjbf jlocal officjers, whose salaries would
rw i-r.v r "v-Tv:
Liajpux oi tne iqaerai ireasi
l.i" ii im i
case or i tne otueroiiern tones.
with the; whole expense of maintaining inter
nal order in the South. The difficulty and
ffiction jfesuiting from the refusal of the peo-
'i i. ii ' t i 'n -i 1 .
expense as well
tit.'ii: ji : -u ;x
; -1 . L: xi .iu- :x t, x v ,"!
wiae ruijiKcauuus, T
unon should convince Congress that thev have
embarkld in an undertaking of which they
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CorrcspQndeu. 'oi tae Chio.po Tribnne, Radical.
i CONFEDERATES II? PAHIS. '
Among
the many gay equipages that
(1,h thfi RnulJVordft nnd throncrh
x . t -r,, w i . .
the ChampsElysses 'every afternoon j
quentlyj to be seen that of Mrs. Benj
- tiuciiLii iu uxs ecru tiiau ui iuis. xjciijtiiniu,
1 wife of (Judah P., late Secretary of State of
the deceased Confederacy. It is a well-got-
ten-up atjair, and itsj appearance indicates
Benjamin is not in a suffering ccn-
dition, bo far as
finances are concerned.
Her husband lives id London, at No
10,
Sackvilje street, most of the time, and is
bhiu 10 ijuvu uuue very we.i, pecumaruy,
since his admission to the English bar.
Nearly every pleasant morning lastsum-
mer, there sat, for an hour or two, on the
; i:rKn .fr4 vpi GraLd ?a?-a
6hbrt man, With Onej 01 the reddest faces
imaginable, by the side of a decanter con-
. s , . J ,
taming jthe best quality of coguac. The
name of the man was, and perhaps still is,
ft W l oan Jers He js rpnorted to h avp
Ueorgep. oanaers. j ne IS reportea 10 nave
left here suddenly several weeks ago, and
, hjg present address is said to be London.
r , .
The last time I saw George he looked rough.
"JJe j8 8ah) to be broken down financially.
John ,C. Breckeri ridge was here during
the summer, but I understand he has been
; While here his Wardrobe was in first-rate
: COnditioD, land did njt give the leagt idea
- T Cjr
that its bwner Was lh need of peCUUiary as-
si8tancei pearly every "exile in Pans IS
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saitl to ibe m comfortable Circumstances.
They have, in some measure, a society of
theiroOrni into which all who were given
to the bad habit of wearing grav clothes a
i couple of years asro, can be admitted with-
couple Of years ago,
out much formality.
; Duke Gwinn left) here for the United
States lust month, vtlumor credits him
. " -( - . - - -
itt ; that he'suppoi's his expensive family here
iu grauu styie, anu is in tne name oi wear-
il i . ii ?: n . ,
ing clothing quite as fine as that worn by
his tnenaj'.tiie Emperor of France.
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It is intended to forward to the Paris Ex-
hibitiori a pyramid representing the1 space
which would be occupied by all the gold
produced in this country during the lastfif
)icenyers. The height ;,of the trophy will
be filty-Snine fct ten inches, while at the
base it wii .ieai;re ten leet square. Its
cubic capacity will be equai to 1,994 feet.
and it will represent a weight of 1,071 tons
three quarters twelve pounds,' of the value
ot lourteen minion pouuua,
corporate property and pecuniary obligations
of thk deposed States. The nublic building.
PIEST GBE5ADIEB OF FRANCE.
For many a year there was a touching
and beautiful custom to be witnessed in a
certain regiment of French grenadiers, and
wh- h m tn MmirXmnr th hprmin
which meant to commemorate the heroism
of a departed comrade. I , ' ; .
When the companies assembled for pa
rade and the roll was called, there was one
name to which its owner could not answer
it was that of La Tour dAuvergne.
When it was called, the oldest sergeant
present stepped a pace forward, and rais
ing his hand to his cap, said proudly:
Died on the field of honor." . ..
For, fourteen yea 13 :. torn was con
tinued, auJ only cexiscd when the restore
Bourbons, to please their foreign masters,
forbade everything that was calculated.
to preserve the spirits of the soldiers 'Jt'
ilJ7mM'lf "i r- . nau lostniteen menv uisneartenea dv tn
fiTTu ""VP n'77fnttoihB mouth of the defile.
in lif the hnnnr lima nfliri him affor Kii m . ...
Jinnee
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death. He was educated for the army, en-
tered in 1767. and in 17R1 rpfvpH nn1p
iL v , A .... ! . "r . . " I
"it uac uc viiiiiuu ou tuc oicgo 01 -tun, I
manon. ne servea always w.tti d.stinc-l
uuo, out constant y reiusea onere 01 pro-
uowoa, saying tnau ne was on.y nt lor
u i a ,V -1 - F 6"wiers;
but finally, the various grenadier compan-
iniiug uuivcui uo auuiiu uiuiocn ui com
mand of a4 body of eight thousand med,
while retaining only the rank of captain. 1
Hence he was known as the First Gren
adier of France.
But it is of one particular exploit of his
that we wish to write, more than his career
m general. si I
When he was forty years ol age he went
on a visit to a friend, not far from a section
of the country that was soon to become the
scene of a campaign. While there, he was
busy m acquainting himself with the fea-
tures of the country, thinking it not unlike-
Jy that this knowledge might be of usp to
him; and while here the brave grenadier
was astonished to learn that the war had
been rapidly shifted to this quarter, and
that a regiment of Austrians were pushing
on to occupy a narrow pass about ten miles
trom where he was staying, and the pos-
session of which would cive them I an on-
ponunity to prevent an important move
. v x. i
ment of the French which was then on
foot. They hoped to surprise this post,
and were moving so rapidly upon it that
they were not more than two hours dis
tant from the place where he was staying,
and which they would have to pass in their
march r It matters not hogrh J-tbtr
flews. It is sufficient: to say that he de
termined at once to act upon it. j
He had no idea of being; captured by the
enejnv m their advance, ami h at onoe pot
nf?for the nasa. TT knoov thnt thft
w9 rip. flnnpfl hu n. sfmit. fnwpr nr n nrn I
rison of thirty men, and he hoped to be
able to warn the men ot their comma:
danger.
He hastened on, and ;r:iviug there found
the tower in a perfect
rditiop. It had
just been vacated i y
; liison, who had
heard of the approach ot the Austrians and
had been seized u ith a panic thereat and
had fled, leaving their arms consisting of
thirty excellent muskets, j
La Tour d Auvergne gnashed his teeth
with rage as he discovered this. Searching
g ne touna several boxes ot
ammunition which the cowards
had not
destroyed. For
a moment he was in des-1
pair, but then, with a grim smile, he began
to fasten the main door and pile against
When he had done this he loaded all the
guns ne could hnd and placed them, to-
getner witn a gooa supply oi ammunition,
uneer toe icop-noies mat commanded the
road by which the enemy must advance. :
Then he ate heartily of the provisions he
naa orougnt witn mm, ana sat down to
ii i. . . . .1.. . .
wait, xie naa aDSOiuieiy iormea tne he-
roic resolution to defend the tower alone
against the enemy. j.
There were some things in his favor in
such an undertaking. The pass was steep
and narrow, and the enemy's troops could
x : x I-. J x?l J t '
cuier ib ouiy in uouoie me, ana in aoing
this would be fully exposed to the fire from
the tower. The original garrison of thirty
men could easily have held it against a di -
vision, ana now one man was about to hold
lt against a regiment. ;
It was dark when La Tour dAuversne
r
reached the tower, and he had to wait some
time for the. enemy. iThev were lonrar
in coming than he expected, and for a while
he was tempted to believe they had aban-
rf.
aonea tne expeauion. ; - -
About midnight, however, his pmcticea
ear caught the tramp of feet. : Every mo
ment tne sounu came nearer; and at last hn
heard them entering the defile. , Immediate
ly he discharged a couple of muskets into
the darkness to let them know that he knew
of their presence and intentions, and Kr
heard the quick, short commands of the
officers, and, from the sounds, he supposed
that the troops were retiring from the pass.
Until the morning he was undisturbed.
The Austrian commander,1 feeling assured
that the garrison had been informed of his
movements, and was prepared to receive
him,' saw that he could not surprise the
post as he had hoped to do, and deemed it
prudent to wait till daylight before making
his attack. ' .
At sunrise he surai.o ;iv .l cm- garrison to
surrender. A grenadier answered the sum
mons. V - . -;- ' ; ' '
"Say to your commander," he said in
reply, to, tfiemesscoger, that this garrison
will defend thispass to the last extremity."
. The officer who 'had borne the flag of
truce retired, and in about ten minutes a
piece of aIJerwas brought into the pass
anjdjneon the tosve?,. But to effect this,
the piea'aejkced. directly in front
of the' tower, and within easy musket range
ofiL They hai scarcely eat the gun in
position, when a rapid fire was opened on
marked effect that the piece was withdrawn
ater the second dischargejvitha loss , of
five men. j .
was a bad beginning, obalfatf
hour after the gun wci withdrawnthe Aus
trian Colonel ordered an assault. ; t f
As the troops entered the Qfijetney
vrere received with a rapid and accurate
f.rc, co that jThen they had paT
had lost fifteen men. Disheartened by this,
mree more assaults were repulsed in
this manner, and the enemy by sunset had
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o8t iorty-uve men, 01 wnom ten were
billed.
Tbo firingfrom the tower had been rapid
and accurate, but the Austrian commander
had noticed this peculiarity about it-every
8hot carae froia the ! same place. For
tt while thi8 perplexed him,' but at last he
came to the conclusion that there were a.
number of loop-holes close together in the
tower, so constructed as to command the
ravine perfectly I j
At. .Lt thp 1Mf. JMit n,o,i0 1
UonnWJ ndftt drktth Act,;Bn ;
rndec" sent a second summons to the gar-
jrioor, I - j '
Thi tim th nnWr f.wH.
Thft cnrrUnn nffV, m .rrpnr of c,,
the next1 morning if allowed to march out
with their arms and return to the armv
Linmnipd. AfW hInn thl
frma WAr antl
Meantime La tour d'Auvenzne had oas-
sed an anxious day in jthe tower. He
opened the fight with an armament of thirty
ld mUskits, but had not been able to
discharire th2m all. IHe'had' fired w:h
surprising rapidity, but with surprising
Uccuranv. for it was wpII knnn in th
fi.f u uaA k,, n,n .1
j uuu ueibi uuunu a n a y
1 .
WiUU XJLC UiiU UCLCrilllUUU IU blUUU CO U1S
4. . ii . j 1. . j ,
post until hehad accomplished his end,
which was to hold the place twenty-four ,
' 1 . 11 ' u "c u
hours. 111 order to allow the French armv
time to 1 complete its manoeuvre. After
.
that, he knew the pacs wouW be of no con-
once.'tQjhc eneniy. ,
Wien the demand lor a surrender came
to him after the la3t aasault, he consented
to it upon the conditions named.
The next day at sunrise the Austrian
xnAVa k ci.,.- 1:
r. ru--.u xu i ?
ux xi r a. : x-
pass oufj ' I !
Th he. donr nf tho fnwpr nnonpd
slowlv. and in a few ! minutes a bronzed
and fcarred WrenAdier. lif. r.tllv loaded
down with muskets, came but and passed
down the line of troops. He walked with
difficulty under his heavy load.
To the surprise of the Austrians, no one
followed hkn from the tower.
In astonishment, the Austrian Colonel
rode np to him, and asked in French, why
the garrison did not come out.
"I am the crarrison.l Colonel," said the
coldicr nroudTv. i
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tnruti)i ..?n;ma v,a Pnlnnol. rJn
you mean to tell me that you alone have
held thnt: towor rninat me?"
the reply.
" What Dossessed vou to make such
an
attempt, grenadier? '
"The honor of France vas at stake."
The Colonel razed at him for a moment
with undisguised admiration. Then, rasing
Lhis cap, he said, warmly:
, "Grenadier. 1 salute you. xoo bare
proved yourself the bravest of the brave
The. officer caused all the arms which
La Tour d' Auvergne could not carry, to be
collected, and sent them all, with the gren-
adier, into the French lines, together with
. i . .1 . t L l en .
i a note relating tne wnoieanair.
TThco tho knowledge of it came to the
I ears of Napoleon he offered to promote La
1 Tour d Auvergne, but the latter declined to
accept the promotion, saying tnat lie pre-
I ferred to remain where he was
I - ."a - .
1 This ; brave soldier met nis aeatn in an
action at Aberhausen in , J une, 1800, and
! the simple and expressive scene at roll-call
i .
in his regiment was commenced and con
tinued by the express command of the Em
peror himselC j
Washington College. There are now
359 students at Washington College, Lex
ington, Vai, presided over by General Lee,
who hail, in the numbers given, from t,he
following States: j
Virginia 130, Tennessee 49, Kentucky
37, Texas 22, Louisiana 17, Alabama 14,
j Mississippi 12, Maryland 9, North Carolina
7, Georgia 7, West Virginia b, uiorida 5,
Missouri 5, South Carolina 4, Arkansas 3,
District of Columbia 2, New YorK 2, Kan
sas 1, California 1, New Jersey 1, Massa
chusetts 1, Pennsylvania 1.
It is said that a Saxon lady the wife of
a barrister her life having been insured
for a very large sum, lately committed sui
cide, in order that her husband should get
the insurance money, ana iree nimseit irom
his debt. In most cases in Paris it is the
reverse the husband: commits suicide to
free himself from bis wife's debts. The
heroism of the German case is curious.
it from the tower, and continued With iuchl,' nThlre
uA Retter of his m exisioncc as follows: "1IH
ACCIDENTS OF SPEECH.
Pat has long labored under the imputa
tion of makrag more "accidents" than any
of his fellow mortals; but it can be very
readily shown that the "bull" is not
sarily indigenous to Irish soil. -
A Frenchman named Calino, who died
in Paris not many years vco.'was. reiryirk-
dear friand--Llefc my knife
yesterday. Pray send
it Yours,
Oalino. P.
S. never miml
se
inVJg the nrft I have found
pStlere is alsaote to life wife, which ha
sent home with basket ofrovisions, the
poript d"which read: "You wiil ad
-Y IWK n at the ottom;ofthe basket. If
It is said of this same character that on
one Occasion he took a lighted taper to
find his way down a pair of stairs without
accident, and after getting down brought
it back with thanks, leaving himself at the
top of the stairs in the dark as at first.
A lady once asked the Abbe de Martin
gon how old he was. "Why, I am only
thirty-two," said he, "but I count myself
thirty three, because a little boy was born
n nrn U f T 1 J J " 1 1 1
Z A:?! t "-."". ''" 3
"f.f.t??
,l u.u r u . i t.:h. j u. ir
"1C uull,H iuwu uuiy ucu uau u
bea?fc at a time- Ifc was a Dutchman who
s;nd a pig had no ear mark except a short
IT f ?? was oBfIt,sl1 fmaff ate who;
bem told by a vagabond that he was not
",amefl' responded "that s a good thing
lor your wile.
At f, V??er meCtl?g '? NeW HkamPsire'
a worthy layman spoke of a poor boy whose
niotner was awiaow.
;At a negro ball, m lieu of "not transfer-
ab e,on,the Uc? a DOflce was P.ste
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American letcrer f note solemnly
alf one cvemngr "Parents; you may have
Cj,,oren, or, 11 you nave not, your daugu-
. ril,-v nive
A Western editor once wrote: "A cor-
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A alame editor says that a pumpkin in
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waa v pnnilpA hv tWat tK h.r
wholrttoctr Of pigeons fly so low that
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iivcu uji uutzii me inouiu oi Aiav ne nveu
through the year, and the other ot whom
caid at a wedding
.u u ""'n iua.i. jic nuu icuiaiacu
more women than men had been mar
ried that year, were neither of them Irish
men. "-
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Clinching a Seumon. IJieard a ser-
mon once from a venerable itinerant preach
er on benevolence. I thought the ctl'jri very
lean, but one thing impressed me ? 1: ie.
"Go", said he, "and do something after I
am done preaching. Have it to say, when
I come back, tour weeks hence, that you
have done something and my word and
God's word for it, you will be a better and
happier man." I knew a poor widow liv
ing on the edge of some woods about a
mile from my. home. Her husband had
been deadMwo years, and with three help
less little girls she had a hard conflict with
poverty. I had often spoken kindly to her
and thought my duty ended when these
words were uttered; but when the sermon of
the old white-headed preacher was done,
the resolution was formed to go and do
something. Next day I visited tlie cellar
and measured out a bushel of potatoes, a
bushel of apples and a variety ot other)
things, and having put them into a wag-j
: on, started for the cottage of the widow, j
A load of Tvood, for which I paid three dol- j
lars, preceded me. An hour s drive brought
both loads in front of the house, and when
my explanation was given there were wet
eyes and warmer hearts in the party. The
widow wept for joy and the children join
ed in, while I, finding my feeliugs too much
for my strength, had to give way also to
tears. The act was one that gave me a
new spiritual start, and when the preacher
came back I thought the discourse one of
the most eloquent I had ever listened to.
The change was in myself, not in him or
ms preaenmg.
Henry VIII. and His Night in the
Calaboose. King Henry VIII. used to
walk his rounds by night in and about the
city of London. One night ongoing his
rounds as usual, with his large, walking
stalT, to see that the constables did their
duty, he was stopped by one of those olli-
cere near the foot-.ot London .Bridge, wno
demanded what he did with such an un
lawful weapon at that hour of the night,
upon which the. King struck mm; Dut tue
constable, calling. the watchman to his
assistance; his JLijesty was apprehended
and carried to the Poultry Compter. He
lay confined till morning without cither
fire or candle, but when the keeper was
made acquainted with the rank of his pris
oner, he dispatched a messenger . to the
constable, who came trembling with fear,
expecting nothing less than to behrd,
drawn and Quartered: but instead theu of
the King applauded his resolution in doing
his ,duty, and made him a handsome pres
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V0ICES-WHAT THEY INDICATE
There are light, quick, surface voices,
that involuntarily seem to uttr the slang,
"I wont do toe to." The man's wonis
may assure you of his strength of puipcte
ard reliability, yet the tone contradict' his
speech. . - ,. 1
Then theroaip low, deep, sit) voice?,
where the 'words seem fro as d Jut, as irthe
trust his 'strength of purpose and ability to
act. , -' ,
Thero is i coarse, boisterous, dictato
rial tone i-ov.'ri":.;.! adopted by "-vulgar
persons, whH- :.'tv:u'.Vsient cuUivallun
to uhdjrstacc V"Thsf jijci lice. n.
:"TherensteTncredurol.Vtone, that 13 full
of a covert sneer, or a secret "You "cati't
dupe me" intonation.
There is the whinitig, beseeching voir
that says "sycophant" as plainly as if it
uttered the word. It cajoles and Matters
you its words, "I love you; I admire you;
you are every thing you should -be."
Then there is the tender, musical, com
passionate voice, that sometimes goes with
sharp features, (as they indicate merely
intensity, of feeling,) and sometime with
blunt features, but always with, genuine
benevolence. , , ,. '
If you are full of affectation and pretence
your voice proclaims it. t. .-,..
If you are full of honestjr.and strength of
purpose your voice proclaims it.
If you are cold, and calm, and firm, and
consistent, or fickle, and foolish, and decep
tive, your voice will be'equally truthtelliug:
You cannot wear a mask without its
being known that you are wearing one.
You cannot change your voice from a nat
ural to an unnatural tone without iu being ,
known that you are doing so.
I Agnes Leonard.
JOSH BTT.LTNOS'S PE0VESBS.
There seems to ba four styles of
mind
1st.! Them who know it is so!
2d. ;Them who know it ain't sol
3d. (Them who split the difference and
guess at it! . j
4thJ Them who dont care a darn which '
way it is!
Necessity begot invention, invention be
got convenience, convenience begot pleas-
ure, pleasure begot luxury, luxury begot .
riot and disease, riot and-disease .hetmw -
them begot povity, and povity begot nee- '
essity again and this is the revolution of
man, and is about all he can brag on.
It is dreadful easy to repent, of other
folks sins but not very profitable.
There is but few men who hev characteri
enough to lead a life of idleness.
' True love is spelt just the same iu Choc- .
taw as it is in English.
Those who retire from the world on ac
count of its sins and peskiness, must re
member that ' hey have got to keep com
pany with .i tr-on who wants just as much
watching nz V L m!v ; else.
A puppy . t "ii every pup he meets, -but
old do" ' .' - i;ut fow jvirsceiat'ts.
It costs a go-jJ deal to.be wise, but i:
dont cost anything to" be happy.
Most people decline to learn only by
their own experience. And I guess they
are more than J right, for I do not spose a
man can get a perfect idee on molasses can
dy by lettin another feller taste it forhiru.
Success in life is very apt to makj us
forgit the time when we wasnt much." It
is just so with a frog on a jump; he cant ,
remember when he was a tadpole but
other folks can. '
An individual to be a fine gentleman ha
either to be born so, or brought up so front
infancy; he can't larn it sudden any moru
than he can larn to talk Injun correctly by
practicing on the tomahawk. .
I wonder if there ever was an old maid
who ever heard of a match that she thought,
was suitable.
If a man wants to get at his actual di
mensions let him visit a graveyard.
Precepts are like cold buckwheat slap
jacks nobody feels like being sassy to
them, and nobody wants to adopt thuu.
Learn All You Can. Never omit anv
opportunity to learn all you can. Sir Wai-
ter Scott saia mat, evuu i biuge couch,
he always found somebody who could tell .
him something he did not know before. '
Conversation is frequently more useful than
books for purposes of knowledge. It is,
therefore, a mistake to be morose and si- ,
lent among persons whom you think to bo
ignorant; lor a nine sociauuuy. on your
part will bring them out, And they will be
able to teach you something, no matter
how ordinary their employment.
Indeed, some bf the most sagacious re
marks are made by persons of this descrip
tion, respecting their particular pursuit.
Hugh Miller, the Scotch geologist,' owes
not a little of his fame to observations mado
when lie was journeyman stone-mason and
working in a quarry. Socrates well said
that there was but one good, which is
knowledge, and one evil, which is ignorance.
Every grain of sand goes to makeiheheap. f
A gold-digger takes the smallest nuggets,
and is notYool enough to throw, them away
because he hopes to find a huge lump some .
time. -
So in acqu:r"r. knowledge; we should
never despise opportunity, however un
promising. Ii taere is a moment's leisure,
spend it ovjer, 6 or instructive talking
wittj the first you meet. . t -.-. m ;-Ji
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