JBI1A. ARP'S LETI'EK. ltiches bring a pain when they come 1 Ana m?n leaves a pain when It jtom. But everybody now should have a little sum, To brighten up the year at its close. And bo my wife thoughtful woman told me that I had better start out arid see it 1 coumeni tain me gwu pu pie out of enough to make the grand children happy. The weather was un iroi)itious and my old bones were grumbling, but I obeyed the maternal orders and went. 1 nertia is a great in vention. The older we grow the more inertia we have. When I have stayed at home a few months, I want to keep on staying there and it nearly kills me to rouse up and go away lor even a week. After I have gotten on the road the harness seems to warm me up, my inprtia is broken and new scenes and people and friends absorb my attention I " have just returned from Alabama from a second trip and the welcome home haa settled roe down so calm and serene, that my inertia has begun to work and I feel like I could never go away any more. The weather was against me somewhat, but I reckon I Bold enough talk to run us through this Christmas. I hope so, for it may be the last, and then what then ? There is a wonderful difference be tween the people of big cities and those of little unpretending towns. By re quest I visited Childersburg, a village of a few hundred people, whom 1 did not find to busy to talk to me; especial- ly the old confederate veterans, whose iflzyy beard? and settled features al ways mark ILem. I can tell them a hundred yards off. "And the common people heard him gladly," sayeth the scriptures. Just so have I found the yoemanry of our sunny southland are my most willing hearers. I love them and love to talk to them, for they have neither policy nor hypocrisy. I am glad myself to Ion? to the middle class and to mingle with them. Aristocratic society has but few charms for me. The sweetest poet who ever wrote a verse said that Abou Ben Ahdam was placed high in heaven because he loved his fellow men. That was his only credential. In Childersburg the good people r gathered at f I e academy that cost noth v" ing. Infant not anything cost any thing, and I wa3 most hospitably enter tained and left with a kiss on the lips of a sweet little girl who recited a speech for me that her aunt had taught her. She was only a little child. Be fore I left home I had a letter from a cousin in Birmingham cordially invit ing me to his house, and said he would meet me at the depot with a brass band. Also another letter from a lady friend, a widow, who said I must come to her house and she would meet me at the depot with open arms. When my wife read them I asked where I had better go, and she replied with peculiar em phasis, "go to Fred's." Birmingham is a wonderful city and a very beautiful one. A large, clear, well arranged depot receives you. Broad, well paved streets and side walks delight you, and magnificent commercial blocks astonish you. Everything has been planned on a grand scale and everybody is busy with trade and industries that seem to be increasing and spreading out in every direction. Thousands of beautiful dwellings adorn the highlands that en viron the city and hundreds are being built on new streets that are being graded and paved as fast as it is pos sible. There are churches there that cost over $100,000 each. Money, money, money! It is there by the mil lion and keeps on coming from all points of the country for investment Wealthy merchants from other cities have planted branch houses there and the child is outgrowing the parent. All around this center the whole face of the earth is dotted with iron plants and their fires are ever burning. It is a magnificent sight to approach Birm ingham by night, and on either side of every railroad to see the angry looking flames going up from thousands of coke ovens and hundreds of smoke stacks. It makes one think of Dante's Inferno and Hades and Pluto and Hell itself. Not very long ago a tramp wandered out among the ovens before they were fired and laid down to sleep. DuriDg the night, when the fires were all aerlow. he was found in dangerous . proximity and was rudely punched up, s and when asked who he was and where he came from, said: "I was in Birm ingham yesterday and I reckon I got drunk and I suppose I am in hell now just as I've been expecting no water about here, is there ?" I visited Ensley, the Southern Pitts burg, where the leviathan steel plants are going up. There is a population now of 10.000 busy people operating the furnaces and rolling mills and min ing for coal, but the half has not been told, and I'm afraid to tell what I think I was told about the plants that are go ing up and are under contract to be completed and in operation by 1st of April next. Hundreds of handsome cottages, all neatly finished and paint ed, are now ready and hundreds more going up for the workmen who are to man these immense steel plants one of which is to be the largest in the United States, and I was told that by the 1st of April these plants at Ensley will require 26,000 men, and they with their families would make up a popu . lation of 100,000 people. There are a cluster of five furnaces there now that . " turn out 750 tons of pig iron every day, and these are not the half of them and the great steel plant is to make 6,000 tons of steel every day. "Mirable dietu!" Have 1 got these figureu down right. I made some notes on the back of an envelope and that's the way they read. I know that the 2b,vw opera tives is right, though another man said 20,000. Not long ago I retold a story that a friend told me about his hunting expeditions on the Pan Handle region just after the civil war, and how he and hi? companions camped in an old cabin one night and the wolves came down . from the mountains and besieged them, and how they shot at them all night through the craca between the logs and killed hundreds of them, and as fast as they killed them the pack of hungry varmints wouli jump on the dead ones and eat them all up all ex cept the hair and bones and bow the wolves left at daybreak, and after they were all gone these hunters went out to see how many they had killed. They never found a single- wolf, but the ground for three acres around the cabin was covered throe feet deep in ,hair. . i IT. That's what I thought he said ana l re told it that way. Not long after this a mutual friend told me that my hunter friend was hurt at me for exaggerating the story, for he declared that he told me that the" ground was covered two and a half feet dep in hair, ard I had, with out any provocation, added, a nan tool to it. And so to keep the peace I agreed to take oft that half foot and have ever since done so when I repeat ed the hunter a story. It is a sore temptation to us all to make a story a lUfU KWer when we retell it and we """BO ought to be very careful on that line And so I fell very cautious about re tailing the magnitude of things at Ens ley. But my eyes did not deceive me and I saw solid steel billets that weighed 6,000 pounds each piled up and cross piled like great logs of wood, and I saw the men molding them from the fiery furnaces. The men had on large blue p.s and visors, for it is awful to Innk unon the dazzling heat that glows from the caldron of liquid steel. These rnldrons were not tapped from the botr torn, but were turned up at an angle of 45 degrees, so that they would overflow like water from a wash bowl, and let the top of the lava run into the upright molds. These huge molds were ar ranged perpendicular on a little train of cars that was moved siowiy Dy electrici ty, and as fast as one was filled another took its place. Oh, it was grand and fearful. These caldrons were lifted up and careened by great rams that looked like immense, cannon. But I forbear. The huge leviathans all around me made me dizzy and I begged my friends to let me go home, for my amazement was tired. Now just to think of the wire department, where one of these great billets was reheated and started through the great rollers and was squeezed smaller and smaller as it went on through hundreds of them till it was reduced to wire steel wire of all sizes, even down to silver steel- wire that was small enough to make the bows to a pair of spectacles What a wonderful thins' is the brain of a man? I could tell more wonderful things about Enb ley, but I remember that during the civil war, when confederate money had flooded the south and everybody had a hat full or a bag full, I asked a treasury official how much had been issued, and he looked dazed for a moment and said it was either three hundred mil lion or three thousand million, he wasn't certain which. And so I will take off the half foot. Birmingham has been accustomed to speak of Ensley as one of its suburbs, its pet, its cub," but Ensley is already putting on Pittsburg airs and talks of taking in Birmingham within the year and calling herselt the "Greater tna ley," for the parent city has only 1 5,000 people I wa3 going to write about Tuscaloosa, that sits high on the banks of the Black Warrior, the Athems of Alabama, the home of the university and the col leges, the alma mater of culture and refinement, the druid city, the historic capital of the state up to 1844. I was going to relate something about the destruction of its beautiful university buildings by the federal army, and their reconstruction on a tar more magnificent scale. 1 wished to say something about its splendid organiza tion, its teamed and efficient faculty, its museum, the largest in all the south and its magnificent library. It wished to make favorable mention of the Stil man institute, where negro students are studying theology and preparing for the white man s methods of minis terial service, and to tell about the two negroes from Africa who are there, and who are the genuine sons of negro princes, whom the missionaries have converted to Christianity. But this letter is already too long and so I will suspend. Bill Arp. THE hOUTH'S DISCOVERY. A Knotty Problem. Charlotte Observer. The case of McNeely vs. the commis sioners of Morganton, recently decided by the Supreme Court, presented one of the knottiest problems, we opine, ever submitted to jury and judges. It ap pears that the town was dry, when an election was held and it voted wet. Thereupon J. H. McNeely opened a barroom. Another election was held and the vote was a tie. It was sought to shut McNeely up. He said no, the town was wet and it required a major ity vote to change the status a tie vote didn't do it. The commissioners, on the other hand, said that whenever at any election a majority failed to vote for license the town became dry. lhe Supreme Court sustained the conten tion of the commissioners. Solution, of the Question as to How ho Great Supply of Raw Cotton Can be Turned to Advantage. Richmond Times. The Southern people are makiDg a discovery. For years the cotton plant ers of the" South attempted to bring1 which the supply of raw cotton should be kept within prescribed bounds. They said that when the crop was short the price was high and that when the crop was abundant the price was low. There fore, they argued that the way for the Southern planters to help themselves was to make short crops every year and so keep the price up. But what a short sighted policy that was! The South was producing an average of about 10,000, 000 bales of cotton a year, giving her an enormous supply of the cheapest fabric in the world and giving her practically a monopoly of the cotton industry. let, it was seriously pro-i posed to reduce the product and to in crease the cost of this great staple. All sorts of plans were devised; luckily for the south, they all failed. The planters kept on growing cotton in large supply and while there has been an advance in the price of raw cotton, it is still cheap and cheap enough for all practical purposes. It is proverbially said that necessity is the mother ot invention, and bo as the Southern planters were unable to devise any means which would reduce the cotton crop from year to year, at tention was turned in another direction. The question thee arose as to how the South could turn this great supply oi raw cotton to advantage. Mr. D. A. Tompkins, of Charlotte, N. C, a large manufacturer of cotton, blazed the way. He toid the southern planters that the worst thing that could happen to the South, in a material way, would be a short Bupply of raw cotton at a high price. That what the bouth needed, above all things, was an abundant supply of cheap cotton as furnishing the basis for great industral development Take your raw cotton, said Mr. Tomp kins, and turn it into cotton cloths, and so double and quadruple its value. In short, Mr. Tompkins said that the solution of the problem was for the South to establish cotton mills here, there and everywhere and turn its raw cotton into the finished product. As eoon as The Times heard Mr. Tompkins on that subject it declared forthwith that here was the solution of the problem. Tompkins made the dis covery and while, like all great discover ers, he wa8 laughed at in the beginning, tie Southern people are now rapidly realizing that Tompkins was right. The New Orleans Picayune reviews this whole subject in a well-considered article, and says that the thing for the South to do is to manufacture at home the greater part of its surplus cotton. It says that the question was recently discussed at a meeting of the Press Club of that city, and that it was there shown that a crop of cotton which required 2,800,000 laborers to grow and get ready for market brought $246,000,000, or a wage of $90 to each hand for a year's work. But this cotton was spun and woven by 1,000,000 persons, who got an average each of $500 for a year's work. The result was that only $246, 000,000 was received from the sale of the raw cotton, while more than double that amount was paid to the labor that spun and wove the cotton, and yet the spinning and weaving were done out side the States where the cotton was grown. ' "Now," adds our contem porary, "if that cotton were spun and woven in the Southern States, not only would $246,000,000 paid to the pro ducers of the raw staple have remained in the Southern States, but $500,000,000 more, paid for manufacturing outside those States, would also haye remained to enrich the Southern people, who would have received a3 their return for a single crop of cotton the enormou8 sum of $746,000,000." This is a perfectly pain proposition, in will ne be benentea oy iurmsning the cheap material for this great manu facturing industry. . Only let the Tompkins idea be carried out and the farmer will very soon understand where the advantage to him comes in. If the South should manufacture practically all the cotton which she produces, she would be the most prosperous section in this country, and if bo, it g .es with out saying that the farmer would get his full share of the prosperity which should come. We might explain in detail, but it is not necessary. The general proposition carries with it its own conclusion. ST AXIS flfiWS. Five cadets have been expelled from the Bingham School at Asheville for drunkenness. - , A movement is on foot to organize a stock company for the purpose of man ufacturing wagons in Mooresville. The reporta of the North Carolina corporation commission, soon to be issued, will show that 108 miles of rail road were built during the fiscal year, wnicn is a considerable increase over the previous twelye months. A deal has been made by which the Spnngvale cotton mill of Springvale Me.-, will be moved to a point near Hickory, and located on the water power owned by E. L. Shuford. The Springville mills is capitalized at $135- 000 and operates 7.500 soindles and 200 looms. GENERAL NEWS. The company which is building the new Cullomee mill in Yadkin county, haye in contemplation already the erec tion of a second mill even before the first one is equipped. The second mill will be located in Kowan county, not far from Salisbury, where the company has secured a hne water power. A mortgage deed of the Aberdeen and Bockfish Railroad to the Mercan tile Trust and Deposit Company of Baltimore is being recorded in Cumber land and Moore counties. It has authority to issue $Tu000 of 6 per cent. bonds, receiving $2,500 for each mile 'jUllt. W. H. Gilbert, bankrupt hardware merchant from Winston, who fled to California, has formally declared to United States Commissioner Peacock that he will no longer resist the legal effort to send him to North Carolina for trial on the indictment charging him with having concealed a portion of his assets with intent to defraud his creditors. The supreme court gives J. J. Jeffer son, the assassin of Captain Calvin tsarnes, from Wilson county, a new trial, on the ground that Barnes's dying statement to his little son, "Ned, have Methodists and Baptists. Chester and fjenoir Railroad to tended South and West. be Ex- li ALE 1(7 H, JN. c, Dec. "Zo. lhe new officers of the old Chester and Lenoir Narrow Gauge Bailroad made a trip over it last week. They say the com pany which purchased it (as yet un known here) has all the money needed to extend the road, make part of it standard gauge and bring it to large proportions. They say the . plan is to extend it on the one hand from Chester to Charleston and on the ether from Lenoir to the Blaefield eoal mines in West Virginia. Work on the latter end ts to begin next month. It is said the gauge of the 22 milea between Hickory and Lenoir will be changed to standard by April 1. . This will enable it to get supplies over the Southern Railway, which it crosses at Hickory. It will pass the Cranberry iron mine. There are people who believe the Seaboard Air Line is the real owner of the road. A gentleman who has large business rela tions with the Seaboard Air Line inti mates his belief to that effect. The Biblical Recorder this week quotes Rev. J. E. White as sayiDg that durhag the past year the Baptists in North Car olina have raised $36,517.15 for mis sions, divided thus: State Missions, $20,074.98; Home Missions, $5,768.20; Foreign Missions, $10,673.67. The Methodists, he says, raised a total of $34,144.70, divided into $21, 331.71 for Foreign Missions and $12, 812.99 for Home Missions. The Recorder goeB on to say : "The Methodist system is thorough and to a degree efficient, but it is expen sive. For support of Bishops arid Pre siding Elders they contribute more thau $25,000. The total expense of admin istration, oversight, etc., in our North Carolina Baptist work last year was $4,- 000. But of course the Presiding El ders are more than administrators and leaders, they are also missionaries after a certain order. "It is clear that while the Methodists excel in gifts to Foreign Missions, the Baptiste are far ahead in efforts to re deem the waste places in our own State." Jefferson arrested," was supposition and not fact. Justice Montgomery, in de livering the opinion, expressed great surprise that the solicitor admitted the statement. The new trial iB granted on the further ground that the jury in its verdict sad ' 'guilty of murder as charged in the bill," while it should have said of murder in the hrst or second degree, Walter Cotton, the desperate negro murderer who was to have been hanged January 12, for the murder of Charles Wyatt, a merchant in the suburbs of Portsmauth, several months ago, walk ed out of the county jail about 5 o'clock Tuesday morning, despite the presence of J. Saunders, the night death watch in the cell, and has apparently made good his escape. Saunders was asleep in a rocking chair. Cotton, who had in some way niea away two aiiegea bu rglar proof steel bars of his cell, took the oveicoat and cap of the death watch and stole away without awakening him. The Prize Composition on Pants. The following composition by a little girl won e prize of a fruit cake, offered by a school teacher m the .Boston cook ing school: Pants are made for men and men are made for pants. Woman was made for pants. When a man pants for a woman, and a woman pants for a man, they are a pair of pants. Such pants don't last. Pants are like molasses. they are thinner in hot weather and thicker in cold. The man in the moon changes his pants during an eclipse. Men are mistaken in pants. Such mis takes make breeches of promise. There has been much discussion as to whether pants are singular or plural. " Seems to us when man wear pants it is plural and when they don't wear any it is singular. Men get on a tear in their pants and its all right, but when the pants get on a tear it's all wrong. B'ifty If ears in a Caie. Chasing a bear into the dense woods of Pike county, Pennsylyania, a few miles from Dingmaa, a party of hunt ers came across a cave. On investiga tion they found it inhabited by Austin Sheldon, who for fifty years has occu pied it as his home lhe man waa sick, but refused aid, saying he was well able to care for himself. After much persuasion, Sheldon said: "Here I have lived for years and here I here I hope to die. I want no other company than these mountains and woods give me. All I ask of my fellows is that thev will leave me to follow in peace my own desires." When young Sheldon was married, his bride died after a iiw weeks and he left the world. Sheldon says he comes from Connecticut and his people are in good circumstadces. He lives mostiv on vegetables and c'ickena raised by himself. The Filipinos are reported to have placed in Europe a large order . for artillery. The Duke of Westminister, who was the richest man in England and was said to be the richest landowner in the world, is dead. The Senate has connrmed the nomi nations of Fitzhugh Lee and Joseph Wheeler to be brigadier generals in the regular army. Adjutan-Gener dCorbin estimates that the fund for the family of the late Gen H. W. Lawton already amounts to $30, 000. Gen. Joe Wheeler is said to be dis satisfied with the duty assigned him in the Philippines and will return to the United States if he is given permission The city council of Ocala, Fla., has placed a tax of $1 on all telephone and telegraph poles in that city's limits and also a tax of half a cent a yard on wires. A Republican member of the House of Representatives says ex-Speaker Reed la not missed by his party, and that Speaker Henderson will make a very successful presiding officer. There is a renewal of the talk of bringing forward ex-Senator Gorman as a rival of Mr. Bryan for the Democratic Presidential nomination. Mr. Gorman's record is said to be against him, how- eyer, and it is not believed he could se cure the nomination. Governor Candler haa signed the bill prohibiting sleeping car companies op erating in the State of Georgia from furnishing berths to negro passengers, except in coaches used especially for the accommodation of negroes. The measure is now a law. William Plank, of Muncie, Md., had a startling experience while hunting. He had some looBe cartridges for a re volver in his coat pocket, with some smoking tobacco, and in filling his pipe loaded it with a cartridge. The ammu nition exploded, shattered the bowl of the pipe, and the bullet cut a furrow through his left cheek, inflicting a slight wound. 'Gip," the big elephant in Fore- paugh and Sells circus, which was in North Carolina several years ago, killed his keeper at Columbus, Ohio, last week. The elephants were being led into the ring at their winter quarters for their daily training when "Gip" became unruly, threw the keeper upon the ground and ran his tusk through him. On the end of the tusk was a brass ball six inches in diameter. Willie's Dream. Papa (at the breakfast table) Willie my boy, why are you looking so thoughtful? Are you not feeling well? Willie (very seriously) Yes. papa, but I had a strange dream this morniDg. Papa Indeed ! What was it ? Willie I dreamed, papa, that I died and went to heaven, and when St. Peter met me at the gate, instead of showing me the way to the golden streets, as I expected, he took me -out into a large field, and in the middle of the field there waa a ladder reaching away up into the sky and out of sight. Then St. Peter told me that heaven was at the top, and that in order to get there I must take the big piece of chalk he gave me and elowly climb the ladder, writing on each rung some sin I had committed. Papa (laying down his newspaper) And you did finally reach heayen, my son? Willie No, papa, for just as I was trying to think something to write on the second rung I looked up into the sky and saw you coming down.- Papa And what was I coming down for, pray? Willie That b ust what I asked you papa, and you told me you were going for more chalk. Hoed-Up Comforts. Young People. "Impatient people," says Spurgeon, "water their misery and hoe up their comforts." Oh, the pity of it and "pity tis, 'tis true. Let young people be on guard against such woeful gardening as this, and take heed betimes before the first mischief is done. Sometimes a misery grows up in tne nignt. i ne . hot sunshine of a cheerful spirit might wither it at once; but it instead there is weeping and be wailing over it, these drops of impa tience sprinkle it and quicken it into fresh vigor and give it longer life. A merry heart acts like a burning glass upon misery and scorches it beyond recovery many a time. It often hap pens that one evil spirit does double wrong, and so it comes about that im patie: ce which waters miseries, also hoes up comforts. It will not give them time to grow, but digs hastily about them without faith and hope enough to wait for their natural development, pernaps even doubting that thev are there, taking the ruinous hoe to see Beware of such watering and hoeing in the heart-garden and along lite s way side, where flowers and fruits and wholesome herbs must take their time to grow. North Carolina Leads. Boston, Dec. 27. The number of textile milla constructed or contemplated in the United States for the last half of 1899, as reviewed by The American Wool and Cotton Reporter, is 183 against 116 for the first half of the year. This makes a total of 299 mills for the year, against 262 for 1898, and 155 for 1897. The South still leads in the new mill construction, with a gain of 14 mills over the number for the first of the year. The North has shown a greater increase, having an accession of 53 over the 25 reported the first six months cf the year. North Carolina, as usual, leads the list, with a total of 41. Georgia comes second, with a tital of 21. Pennsyl vania shows 19; South Carolina 16, Alabama 16; Massachusetts 13; New York 9; Rhode Island 8; Maine 8; Mississippi, Tennessee and Virginia each; Texas 5; Connecticut, Lousiana and New Jersey 3 each; Ohio 3; Illinois, Maryland, Michigan, New Hampshire, New Mexico, North Dakota ana Ver mont 1 each. The Editor's Escape. The editor of The Bincombe Pioneer is what may be termed "a good one" every inch of him. This is the way he talks to the people: "We were fired at twice last night as we were seated in our sanctum peacefully devouring cold turkey with cranberry sauce and two leaves of home-made bread, sent us by Sister Tripp, who has been a subscriber to our paper for twen ty five years ever since she lost her third husband, who was one of the best men in this country, and stood six feet four in the woolen socks she knitted for him with her own hands, which are never weary in well-doing, and which will one, day receive a crown of glory in lands hfcyond the sky. Well, as we said, before, we were fired at twice last nightjbut both shots missed us and only filled oar foreman and the yellow dg fey which he was distinguished. Verilv the Lord will Provide!" HAPPY NEW YEARS "Happy New Tear!" Like a bell, Peals the happy, joyous call. "Happy N e w Year " Louder yet ! "Happy New Year one and all !" As the cheery cry rings out Winter storms are all forgot ; Gloomy skies are summer blue ; Tears no more life's pages blot. Hope again with tints of rose Faints our castles in the air, Happy thoughts drive care awav, Ana happy smiles our faces wear. "Happy New Year !'-' once again Falls upon our waiting ear. Childish is the voice that call:,, Joyous, fearless, sweet and clear. Years slip off, and youth anew Fires our blood like mellow wine. Age and honors count for naught Sixty's sadder far than nine ! "Happy New Year !" Speed the wish ! Send it thrilling through the air Till every heart beats perfect time To "Happy New Year !" everywhere ! Hard to Please. A poor but worthy young man ft It the chill of winter enter his bones and stopped in one of the minor clothing stores of this city to iuvest in an over coat. He wanted something good, but not too expensive. The shrewd old proprietor of this establishment showed him one coat after another, and the young man at last decided upon one which he took to the light for closer inspection. There were numerous little holes revealed, and the young man said: . - "Look here, thisoyercoat'sgotmot" .s in it." "Py gracious, man! Vat you egsnect to find in a five-dollar overcoat canary birds?" The State Agricultural and Mechani cal College will have a new and special feature next year in the shape of short courses in agriculture, at which cattle feeding, grafting, hotbed and green house propagation, poultry raising, staple crops,-iudging cattle, etc., will be taught. Senator Butler, in speaking of there port that he is to be the candidate for Governoi, says that be will be a candidate for re-election to the Senate and not for gubernatorial honors. Only Nine Now. The minister dropped in to pay a social call in the course of the after noon, and while he waited for the ladies to present themselves in the sitting room he was entertained by Miss Mai sie. Miss Maisie was a Sunday school pupil, and just to sustain the conversa tion the minister undertook to pro pound a few questions to sound the lit tle lady 8 Biblical education. "iiow many commandments are there ? he began. "Nine, was the prompt reply. "No, Maisie. Ten,you know." "Oh, I know there used to be ten, but there's only nine now." "Why, how's that ?" - "I heard ma say last night that papa LJKIU Ul U KJLKS JM. IU Will lUVU "Something equally as Good." Charlotte Observer. The Concord Times calls our atten tion to a fact which we had overlooked, viz : that experiments recently conduct ed by the New York Central Railroad in the endeavor to lay the dust along its road by sprinkling the bed with oil have failed. We are grieved to learn thia but not wholly suprised Our friend Sherrill, of The Times, correctly states that this oil treatment waa not The Ob server's first choice of a method of mak ing good roads, but that its preference is the building of a shed over them. Under thia la'ter plain failure is impos sible, and while the failure of the oil treatment is to be regretted, it at least clears the way for "something equally as good." Orlential Humor. Some of th8 similes used by oriental advertisers are as remarkable for humor and naivete aa even those of the im mortal Sam Weller. Here are one or two specimens which have recently ap peared in eastern newspapers : "Goods dispatched as expeditiously as a cannon ball." 'Rarcels done up with as much care as that bestowed on her husband by a loving wife." "Paper tough as elephant's hide." "The print of our books ia clear as crystal, the matter elegant as a singing girl." - "Customers treated as politely as by the rival steamship companies." "Silks and satin e smooth aa a lady's cheek and colored like a the rainbow." Characteristic ot Knssell Sage. Chicago Record. Railroad people have an arrangement by which they can regieter the speed of a train. It looka like a steam gauge and is connected with the axle, so that the pointer registers the number, of revolutions every minute. There are so many revolutions to the mile, and by an ingenious arrangement the number of miles an hour ia shown upon the dial. The apparatus is expensive as well as delicate. The late lay Gould was one of the first to adopt it, and shortly after a reg ister was placed in his private car Rus sell Sage was making a journey with him and inquired what it waa. Mr. Gould explained the mechanism and the usefulness of the machine with great care. Mr. Sage was silent for a lew moments, and then looking up in quired : "Does it earn anvthing ?" "No, I think not." said Mr. Gould with a smile. "Does it 8a ve anything ?" "No." "Then I would not have it in my car. will It Is a "Remover ," An exchange says that alcohol remove ereaBe stains from summer clothes; and the Danyille "Breeze" very breezily and truthfully adds: "The ex change ia right. It will also remove Bummer clothes, and also the spring and autumn and winter clothes, not only from the one who drinks it, but also frrm his wife and family: It will like wise remove the household furiiture from the house, the eatables from the nantrv. the smiles from the face of his ... . . wife, and the happiness from tne nome As a remover of things alcohol haa fev equals." Not A Harden. In consequence of insufficient support the Rev. Dr. Goodman had been com pelled to resign and was about to accept a call from a church m another city. "You will carry with you to your new field of labor, Doctor," said the leading elder of the flock, "our most earnest hopes for your future success and pros perity. "I beheye you, .Brother iiiggersiy. renlied the Doctor, "and that is about all I shall have to carry." The Observer's Hew City Editor. Greensboro Telegram. Mr. I. E. Averv who haa for some months filled the position of Greens boro correspondent for the Charlotte Observer and the Morning Post, haa ac cepted the city editorship of the former paper and will begin his duties January 1st. Mr. Averv haa madecaany friends in this city who will regret his depart ure, but who congritulate him on hia promotion. He iata good newspaper man. ! lhe celebrated pinnacle Rock, which overhung Cumberland Gap and waa noted natural Bpectacle. fell from its lofty height Tuesday. The town was awakened as if by an earthquake, as the immenl3 mass, weighing hundreds of tons, came tumbling down. The course of the rock waa from the town, and no Uvea haye been reported lest, although considerable property was de stroyed. Four more bodies have been taken from the wrecked mine near Urowna ville, Pa., making a total of 16 victims Our Congressman. Thr Washington correspondent of the Raleigh News aad Observer says: The Charlotte visitors, consisting of President King and twenty-five young ladies, are thoroughly enjoying their visit to the capital. Thev are the hotel Oxford. They are much pleased with their cor dial recption at the White House thi8 morning, where they were intro duced by Hon. Theo. F. Kluttz. Mr Kluttz haa the makiDg of an ideal Con gressman in him. He ia able, polished and most approrchable. He is especial ly pleased with his assignment aa a member of the Census committee When we get a man likg this we ought to keep him here. "The New York Press is seeking infor mation. "Why," it asks, "should Hart ford be the centre of insurance in this country instead of New York ? Why should Boston be the centre of the cop per industry ? There is no coppe . within 1 000 miles of the Hub. Why should a majority of our shoes be made at Lynn? We can understand why Pitta burg snould be the centre of the iron industry, sitting as she does in the heart of the ore and coal region; but why should she make nearly all of our glass when there is better sand else where? hy is Providence the great jewelry making city ?" TO ATLANTA, CHARLOTTE, AUGUSTA, ATHENS, YILMINGTON,NEW ORLEANS CHATTANOOGA, NASHVILLE, AND NEW YORK, BOSTON PHILADELPHIA, WASHINGTON, NORFOLK, RICHMOND. SOUTHBOUND. No. 403. No. 41. Lv. New York, Pen u.rr ftnitiaeiphia " Baltimore " Washington " Richmond A. C. L. Lv. Norfpjt, S. A. L. rorxsmoutn, Lv. Weldon, " Ar. Raleigh " " Hamlet - " " Monroe " Ar. Charlotte Ar. Clinton " " Abbeville, " Atnens " Atlanta, cent.time 1100 am, 1 12 am; 3 15 p m ' 4 40 p m 8 5ti p m 8 30pm 8 45 p m '. 112pm 2 It; am 5 10 a m! 6 5S am 7 50 a m 9 45 a m 11 05 a m 1 24 p ni: 250pmi 900p m 12 05 a m 2 50 a m 4 30 a in 3 05 a m 905 a m 9 20 am 11 55 a m 3 34 a m 6 53 p m 9 30 p m 10 25 p m 12 10 a m 1 40 a m 3 48 a m 5 15 a m NORTHBOUND. No. 402. No. 38. Lv. Atlanta, ct S.A.L. " Athens " Abbeville " " Clinton " Ar. Charlotte, " Lv. Monroe " Hamlet Ar. Wilmington " Lv. Raleigh " Ar. Henderson " Ar. Weldon ' " Richmond, A. C. L. Washington, Penn " Baltimore, " " Philadelphia " " New York, " Ar. Portsmouth S.A.L. " Norfolk " ' Henderson Lv. Henderson Ar. Weldon- 13 00n'n 3 16 p m 5 15 p m 6 34 p m 10 25 p m 9 40 p m 1123pm 2 16 a m 3 28 a m 4 55 a m 8 20 am 12 31 p m 1 4o p m 3 50.p m 6 23 p m 7 80 am XI 50 a m " 50 p m 11 21 p m 1 45 p m 2 55 a m 7 50 a m 6 05 a m 8 15 am 12 30 p m 11 35 a ra 1 00 p in 3 00 p m 7 35 p m 1 30 p ia 10 08 a ia 3 50 a m t 53 a m 5 50 pm 6 05 p m 3 28 a m 12 50 p m 1 05 p in 2 55 p m WESTWABD. No. 41. No. 403. A Cool Book-keeper. Jones turned up at the office even later than usual. His employer, tired of waiting for him, had himself set about registering the day's transactions, usually Jones' first duty. The enraged merchant laid his pen aside very de liberately and said to Jones sternly: "Jones, this will not do '." "No, sir," replied Jones, gently, draw ing off his overcoat and looking over his shoulder, "it will -not. You .have entered McKurken's ordsr in the wrong book. Better have waited until I came." An eastern paper says that a syndi cate composed of J. Pierpont Morgan, A. S. Cassatt, William Eockfeller, Jno. D. Eockfeller, Geo. F. Baker, August Belmont and the Vanderbilts, now con trol the Pennsylvania railroad, New York Central, Erie, Baltimore -and Ohio, Chesapeake and Ohio, Southern railway, Louisville and Nashville, Big Four and New York, New Haven and Hartford. These roada have a mileage of about 28,000 miles or nearly , one seyenth of the entire railroad mileage of the United States. Their combined capital Btock is $863,768,365, and bonded debt $703,878,270. The demand for timber in this" State shows.no abatement, and the lumber men are coining money.' All the saw mills are taxed to their utmost capacity. Some of them are making lumber cut of fallen trees. The demand for hard wood equals that for pine. For Wal nut and poplar there ia a scramble. There are timber iaf ts for a distance of thirty miles on the Black river. Many new saw mills have been put up and long disused ones rt fitted. . An earthquake in California damaged several small towns and shook up , Los Angeles and San Diego. Lv. Wilmington " Lumberton " Maxton '.. " Laurinburg Ar. Hamlet Lv. Hamlet '. " Rockingham ... " Wadesboro ' Marshville Ar. Monroe Lv. Monroe; Lv. Charlotte " Mt. Holly " Llncolnton " Shelbv " Ellenboro " Rutherfordton . 3.20 p. m 5.26 " 6.12 " 6.23 " 6.53 ' 7.13 " 7.30 " 8.11 " 8.48 " 9.12 9.35- " 0.25 " 5.10 a. iu. 5.23 " 6.25 a. in . 6.43 " 7.00 ' 9.00 " 9.45 " 10.20 " 11.37 " 12.15 p. m. 12.50 " EASTWABD, , - ' - No.38: i No. 402. Lv. Rutherfordton ".. '4Sp. in. " Ellenboro 5.f 0 " " Shelby aJO " " Lincolnton - 6.fJ " " Mt. Holly 7 ; 2 " " Charlotte 5.00a. m. 8.18 " Ar. Monroe 5.45 " 9.10 " Lv. Monroe 6.05 " 9.40 " Marshville.......... 6.25 " " Wadesboro .... 701 " 10:31 " " Rockingham 7.41 " 1105 " Ar. Hamlet 7.43 " 11.23 ". Lv. Hamlet 8.20 " " Laurinburg 8.46 " " Maxton & 9.05 " " Lumberton 9.53 " ........... Ar. Wilmington 12.05 " Lv. 8.40 a. m.t Ar. 10.00 ' Hamlet.. Cheraw . Ar. 6.20 p. m.t Lv. 5.00 p. m. Dally. T Dally except Sunday. Nos: 403 and 402. "The Atlanta Special." Solid Vestlbuled Train pi Pullman Sleepers and Coaches between Washiirgton and Atlan ta, .also Pullman Sleepers between Ports mouth an'd Chester, S. C. " Nos. 41 end 38 The S. A- L, Express," SolW Train,' Coaches and Pullman Sleepers between Portsmouth and Atlanta. Compa ny Sleepers between Columbia and Atlanta. Both trains make Immediate connections at Atlanta for Montgomery, Mobile, New Or leans. Texas, California. Mexico, Chatta nooga, Nashville. Memphis, Macon, Florida. for tickets, sleepers, etc., apply to B. A. NewlandjGeneral Agent Passenger Depart ment, 8 Kimball House, Atlanta, Ga.; Geo. McP. Batte, Traveling Passenger Agent.Char lotte.N.C. E, ST. JOHN, Vice-President and Gen. Mangr. H. W. B. GLOVER, Traffic Mangr. . V.-B. McBEE, Gren. Supt. L 8. ALLEN. Gen. Pass. Asrb. GenzbaXi Offices. Portsmouth, Ya,